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Episode 1.2
“Aggies”
By
David Polk
2.
TEASER
FADE IN:
BILLY
It don’t get any better than this boys.
BILLY (cont’d.)
(a cocksure smile)
All right, let’s show these Irish cock
suckers how we finish up a football
game in Texas. No offense, O’Grady.
O’GRADY
(a gap-toothed smile)
None taken, Donahue.
KIP JOHNSON (58), wizened color man, and MARV EBERSOL (43),
his consummate sidekick and analyst, bring us up to speed.
JOHNSON
Well, it doesn’t get any better than
this, does it folks? Down 24-20 with
20 ticks on the clock, the Aggies face
a fourth and goal from the Notre Dame
12 yard line with the Cotton Bowl
trophy on the line.
3.
EBERSOL
Kip, Billy Donahue’s pulled a lot of
rabbits out of his hat but the Heisman
trophy winner’s gonna need some real
magic against this rock solid Irish
defense...Here we go! The Aggies come
to he line of scrimmage for what could
be the last play of the game.
RETURN TO SCENE
Billy takes one last look over the defense and barks out
the signals. The ball is snapped, he drops back – nobody’s
open – and TAKES OFF. Irish defenders zero in on him. He
spins away from a tackle, picks up a block from O’Grady and
sprints toward the end zone, diving to touch the nose of
the football to a pylon.
EBERSOL
Coach, the loss to Arkansas took away
your shot at a national championship,
but you’ve got to be pleased with the
way your team responded against Notre
Dame tonight.
COACH RYAN
(thick Texas accent)
I couldn’t be more proud of these young
men. And winning the Cotton Bowl ain’t
nothing to frown at if you’re a Texan.
EBERSOL
Billy, you were 8-for-8 on that last
drive, then you take it in on the
ground with seconds left on the clock.
Aggie fans have gotten use to those
kinds of heroics from you. Was it just
another day at the office?
4.
BILLY
No way! It never is. We got great
calls from the coaches and great
protection from the O-line. And Danny
and Mohammed came up big with some
clutch catches.
EBERSOL
Wes Fenton, your interception deep in
A&M territory really made it all
possible. It was your second pick of
the game and twelfth of the season.
WES
All week folks kept telling us how
explosive their passing game was, how
fast their receivers are. We knew we
could cover them and we proved it
tonight.
EBERSOL
Coach Ryan, it’s another great, great
win for you, but it must be bittersweet
knowing that this is the last game
you’ll have with these two young men,
who are both graduating and who, in all
likelihood, will be playing on Sundays
next fall.
COACH RYAN
You know, I’ve had the privilege of
coaching hundreds of talented young
football players and I can tell you
these two are right up there with the
best of them. They’re all special to
me but, yeah, I’m sure gonna miss these
two. They’re like sons to me.
BILLY
Hey, Babe!
GALE
Hi, Billy Boy.
5.
GALE (cont’d.)
Honey, I’m so proud of you!
BILLY
Babe, I feel so good right now I
could...I could burst!
GALE
(smiling)
Well don’t do that, Honey. I just
bought this sweater.
GALE (cont’d.)
Honey, I’m just kidding. You burst if
want too. I’ll buy a new sweater.
BILLY
(mustering his courage)
Listen, Gale. There’s...something I’ve
been wanting to ask you and, well, I...
GALE
Honey, what is it?
BILLY
Gale I love you and...
GALE
I love you too, Billy.
BILLY
Gale, I love you. More than anything.
The only thing that could make me
happier today than I am right now is if
you say you’ll marry me. Will you?
Marry me?
GALE
Oh, Billy!
6.
She glances over his shoulder just as Coach Ryan and Wes
approach. The moment seems frozen for Gale - Billy waits
for an answer, she searches her father’s face for one. The
Coach’s nod is almost imperceptible, but she reads it.
GALE
Yes! Yes, Billy, I’ll marry you!
END TEASER
ACT ONE
DALLAS
Hi, is Coach home?
J.R.
You one of his players?
DALLAS
Yeah, I’m...
GALE (O.S.)
(calling out)
Who is it Sweetheart?
GALE (cont’d.)
Oh, hello, Dallas. How are you this
morning?
After the dressing down she gave him at the barbeque a few
weeks ago he’s not sure what to expect.
DALLAS
Good morning. I’m fine, Ma’am.
GALE
Well, don’t just stand there. Come in.
J.R., this is Dallas Morales.
7.
GALE (cont’d.)
Sweetheart, go tell your Dad his
starting safety is here.
GALE
You had a great game yesterday, Dallas.
Two interceptions and a punt return for
a touchdown. Not a bad start.
DALLAS
Thank you, Ma’am. But it was just
Portland State.
GALE
A win’s a win, Dallas. Enjoy it.
Billy should be down in a few minutes.
He just came in from his morning run.
GALE
So Dallas, what brings you over so
early? I’d think you’d still be
recovering from all that partying you
boys do after winning.
DALLAS
Ma’am, I just wanted a word with Coach.
GALE
Dallas, from the looks of you I’d say
you know a thing or two about girls.
Here’s some advice for talking to
women. We don’t like to be called
“Ma’am.” It makes us feel old.
8.
DALLAS
Oh, sorry Mm...
GALE
You can call me Mrs. Donahue. Some of
the upperclassmen call me Mrs. D, but
you’re not there yet.
WALL
Ahhhhhh!
WALL
Who the fuck is it?!
WALL
Mama?!
LINDSAY
Oh, hey, Roomy. Sorry if we kept you
up last night. I thought you’d be out
partying after you guys won, so I asked
Cat to stay over. By the way: Achilles,
Cat. Cat: my roommate, Achilles.
9.
CARA
(her impish grin)
We’ve met. ‘Morning Einstein. Nice
game yesterday.
RETURN TO SCENE
Achilles pulls out the milk carton and looks at Cara, who’s
loudly slurping the last of the milk from her bowl.
CARA
(smiling, mouth full)
Sorry...
BILLY
Dallas! Hey, son. To what do we owe
the honor?
DALLAS
Hello, Coach. ‘Morning. I was...I was
hoping to talk to you about something.
BILLY
Sure. What’s up?
GALE
Whatever it is you can talk about it
over breakfast.
(off Dallas’ reaction)
Dallas Morales don’t even think about
saying no to me.
10.
BILLY
Trust me, son, nothing good ever comes
from saying “No” to my wife.
J.R.
Nice ink. Where’d you get it?
DALLAS
Back home, different places.
GALE
Where is home, Dallas?
DALLAS
L.A.
BILLY
Dallas transferred from a junior
college. Coach Mercer tells me you were
a real hell raiser in JUCO.
J.R.
Were you in a gang?
GALE
J.R., don’t be rude.
DALLAS
No, J.R., I wasn’t in any gangs.
GALE
Do you have a lot of family back in Los
Angeles, Dallas?
DALLAS
It’s just me and my mom there.
DALLAS (cont’d.)
Mom’s folks are still in Texas. We
moved to L.A. right after I was born.
11.
GALE
A Texas boy! I knew there was
something about you I liked.
The morning isn’t turning out the way Dallas had planned.
He should hate this Evil Stepmother - she caused his
mother’s heartache and took his father away from him. But
he can’t help but be drawn to her. Worse, he’s lost the
nerve to do what he came here to do.
BILLY
So, Dallas, what is it you wanted to
talk about, son?
ACT TWO
WALL
Come on, Cole. Help me out, dog. I’m
in deep shit if I don’t get tickets.
COLE
Do I look like Ticket Master to you?
Just talk to Mr. Flynn?
WALL
Don’t you think that’s the first place
I went? I got some bullshit PR answer.
PETE
(to Wall)
Still trying to get extra tix to the
A&M game?
WALL
My mom is gonna kill my ass if I don’t
come up with those tickets. She’s
invited everybody in my family and I
told her I already had ‘em covered.
DALLAS
Your family’s going all the way to
College Station to see you play?
WALL
No, man, they live there.
DALLAS
So why can’t they just buy tickets?
WALL
You got $800?
13.
DALLAS
You’re shitting me! $800 for tickets!
How many people are in your family?
PETE
Back in the day, Coach and Mrs. D were
like “Brangolina” in Texas. This game
is going to be bigger than the Cotton
Bowl on New Year’s Day. Scalpers are
going to make a killing.
COLE
(to Wall)
And today’s lesson is: “Never lie to
your mother.”
ELLIOTT (O.S.)
After giving up 20 points to Portland
State, the lesson ought to be “bump and
cover receivers in a two deep zone.”
ELLIOTT
We’ve got a game to play before A&M.
COLE
At least the D scored 20 points.
That’s more than I can say for the O.
PETE
(cutting in)
Hey, Q.B.’s right. Let’s not get ahead
of ourselves. We should be focused on
Idaho State, not Texas A&M.
Billy walks past the film room and notices the light from
inside. He looks through the slip glass window in the
door, sees Achilles watching film. He thinks about going
inside but changes his mind. He leaves unnoticed.
REED
So as you can see ladies and gentlemen,
our increase in tuition has had no
discernable effect on enrollment. And
we’ve seen a slight increase in sales
of Wa Tech branded merchandise.
GARRETT
Chancellor, would that increase in
merchandise sales have anything to do
with your new quarterback? I saw a lot
of number 10 jerseys on Saturday.
REED
Yes, Garrett, I noticed that too.
SHARON
There were number 10s everywhere except
on the field. Any chance we’ll get to
see that freshman phenom this season?
REED
That’s Coach Donahue’s decision,
Sharon, but perhaps Dr. Webb can shed
some light on the coach’s thinking.
CHARLOTTE
Coach Donahue’s bringing Addams along
slowly, letting him learn the offense
and get used to the speed of the game,
(MORE)
15.
CHARLOTTE (CONT’D.)
which is much faster at this level.
I’m sure we’ll see plenty of him when
the coach thinks he’s ready.
REED
I hope Donahue knows what he’s doing.
I don’t want any more calls from Harold
Pennebaker. That man annoys me.
CHARLOTTE
Billy knows what’s at stake. And for
what it’s worth I believe he’s taking
the right approach with Achilles.
REED
To be perfectly honest, Charlotte, I’m
less concerned with the young man’s
playing time than I am with satisfying
the NCAA that there were no recruiting
irregularities. You’re absolutely sure
we’re clean there?
Off Charlotte...
HAROLD
Have you spoken to Gale about co-
hosting Saturday’s booster breakfast?
MARIA
Harold, I don’t want to seem pushy.
HAROLD
Kitten, it’s not being pushy. I
thought we agreed that you’d get more
involved in booster functions this
season. Besides, I’m sure Gale would
appreciate your help.
16.
MARIA
She doesn’t seem to need much help.
HAROLD
It’s not whether she needs the help or
not. Besides, I thought you wanted to
get to know her better. This would be
a great way to do that.
HAROLD
Excuse me, Kitten. I’ll just be a
minute...Hello Charlotte.
Reporters and camera crews are set up all over the place.
WALL
Without a doubt, this is the best
defense in my 4 years at Wa Tech.
17.
COLE
What’s the one thing we need on
defense? Ball control on offense.
DALLAS
I want to contribute. On D, on special
teams, wherever the team needs me.
BURNER
No offense, man, but I’d rather be a
“dark horse” candidate for the Heisman
than a “white horse” candidate.
ELLIOTT
We practiced great all week. So yeah,
I think we’ll have success moving the
ball against Idaho State, on the ground
and in the air.
SANDERSON
Coach, despite winning last week, the
offense was pretty anemic, scoring only
17 points against a weak Portland State
defense. Can we expect more production
this week?
BILLY
I like our game plan for Idaho State.
We should have success on the ground
against their front four, which should
open things up a bit for Phil in the
passing game.
REPORTER #1
So Elliott will start again on
Saturday, even though he was only 10 of
23 for 88 yards last week?
18.
BILLY
Two of those 10 were touchdowns.
REPORTER #2 (RICK)
The Devils are a 20-point favorite
against Division 2 Idaho State. If you
do get a comfortable lead, will
Achilles get a few snaps?
BILLY
I don’t know about you, Rick, but I
never trust the odds makers.
SANDERSON
But Coach, Wa Tech fans are anxious to
see the Messiah this season. Are there
any circumstances, short of Elliott
going down, that you can see playing
him? Idaho State would seem like a
good game for some real experience.
BILLY
Sandy, if I had a crystal ball I’d be
making a killing as an odds maker in
Vegas or have my own sports talk show
like you.
GABRIELLE
Coach, you don’t have a crystal ball
but surely you’ve given some thought to
the Texas game in two weeks. It’ll be
your first trip back to Austin since
leaving four years ago.
Off Billy...
Billy and Coach Wolf Ryan, frail from his battle with lung
cancer, are on the screened-in back porch. Gale enters
holding TWO GLASSES OF ICED TEA. She puts a down on the
table in front of each man.
BILLY
Thanks, Babe.
GALE
You’re welcome, Honey. Daddy, don’t
stay up too late. The doctor said you
need your rest.
19.
COACH RYAN
(hoarsely)
Horseshit. I ain’t a baby. I’ll stay
up as long as I like. Speaking of
babies, where’s my grandson?
GALE
J.R.’s not a baby anymore, Daddy, but
it’s past his bedtime. He’s asleep.
COACH RYAN
What? Billy, you’d better get that boy
used to playing in overtime.
BILLY
I will, Coach. But he is only 10.
COACH RYAN
It’s never too soon to build up a boy’s
stamina. Remember that.
BILLY
Coach, you wanted to talk?
COACH RYAN
That’s right, Billy Boy...You know the
school’s been on me to pick somebody as
head coach when I...retire. They say
it’s out of respect for all I’ve done
that they’re letting me chose. If you
ask me it’s because they ain’t got the
balls to do it themselves.
Beat.
BILLY
So Coach, what are you gonna do?
COACH RYAN
Already gave ‘em a name.
Billy’s been expecting this for a long time, ever since the
Coach was diagnosed with terminal cancer. He and Gale
20.
BILLY
Wes?
RYAN
Yeah. Wes Fenton’s gonna be head
coach.
BILLY
(stunned)
Of the Aggies?
Ryan looks at Billy. He’s old and sick but he still has
total command over every player he’s ever coached. Now,
with his eyes, he’s commanding his former All-American
quarterback to “Suck it up.”
COACH RYAN
That’s right, son. Wes is my choice.
BILLY
I’d be lying if I said I haven’t
thought about it, Gabrielle. But right
now I’m more focused on preparing to
beat Idaho State.
(a convincing smile)
Tell you what, though. You get first
crack at the Texas questions next week.
ACT THREE
BILLY
Talk to me, Phil. What’s going on?
ELLIOTT
They’re stacked pretty good against the
run, masking their coverage. They’ve
got Burner bottled up pretty tight.
BLACKLEDGE
Sandy, I’m guessing even a genius like
you didn’t see this coming. Here we
are, late in the fourth with the Devils
playing catch up to a 20-point dog.
SANDERSON
Coach Donahue and his coaches are
talking it over on the sideline, but
down by a field goal with less than 4
minutes to play, they have to go for it
on fourth and a long six.
BILLY (V.O.)
(tense)
This is the game right here, Bull.
Let’s get off the page on this one.
22.
BULL
(trying to keep his cool)
I’m on it, Coach.
BILLY
Don’t get on it, get me a play!
GARCIA
Coach, how about Cinderella’s Slipper?
Billy cuts him a hard look then his eyes say, “Go on”.
GARCIA (cont’d.)
They’ve over-pursued the run all night
and they’re jamming our receivers...
BILLY
(into headset)
Cinderella’s Slipper. What do you
think, Bull?
BULL
I think this ain’t the time to go
drawing plays up in the dirt, Billy.
BLACKLEDGE
Did somebody slip a Mickey into my
Gatorade or is that the freshman
Achilles Addams in the huddle next to
quarterback Phil Elliott?
SANDERSON
I believe you’re right, Skeeter.
23.
Elliott breaks the huddle. The Sea Devils come to the line
with Roulon Jones at running back, Achilles lined up as a
slot receiver and Burner split wide.
ELLIOTT
ACHILLES
ELLIOTT
ROULON
ELLIOTT
ACHILLES
BULL
ACHILLES
CAKE
Right this way, Mr. Kuntz. Your party
has already arrived.
CAKE
Here we are.
KUNTZ
Thank you.
CAKE
(a coquettish smile)
My pleasure. Enjoy dinner. And if
there’s anything I can do for you,
please don’t hesitate to ask.
HAROLD
Charlotte, you know how much I respect
and admire Billy. But Idaho State was
a near catastrophe. Can you imagine if
we’d lost to a 20-point underdog?
CHARLOTTE
But we didn’t lose, Harold.
25.
HAROLD
Thanks to one Achilles Addams who...
CHARLOTTE
Caught a pass from a fifth-year senior
who earned the starting job.
HAROLD
Look, Charlotte, you’ve got to talk
some sense into Billy. We squeaked by
two Division 2 schools. We won’t be so
lucky against Texas A&M or in the WAC.
CHARLOTTE
You know my rule, Harold. I didn’t
want the A-D telling me how to coach
basketball and I’m not going to start
coaching football for the man I hired
to do that job.
LINDSAY
Why’s it always come down to us, Roomy?
ACHILLES
‘Cause I’ve got the skill and you’ve
got the money?
(tossing in chips)
See your 20. Raise you 10.
LINDSAY
(staring at Achilles)
Maybe I’ve got the money and you’ve got
the luck. Call.
ACHILLES
Damn. I guess I was wrong.
(grinning)
Now I’ve got the skill and the money.
26.
LINDSAY
Shit! I thought I was getting a patsy
to split the rent, not pay it for him.
ACHILLES
Stop asking me to sit in and I’ll stop
earning my rent from you every month.
LINDSAY
I’m just trying to win my money back. I
thought you were some dumb jock who
couldn’t read, let alone play poker.
That’s the only reason I let you sit in
that day you came here looking for an
apartment. Now I’m out another $750.
GEORGE
What are you whining about, Blum, it’s
not like you can’t afford it?
LINDSAY
The way your administration fucked up
my portfolio, Dubbya, I might not have
a pot to piss in when I leave this
place.
The Crew laughs. George goes along with the gag. As if the
name weren’t bad enough, being a black Republican makes him
an even bigger joke magnet.
WILLY
Don’t you mean your folks’ portfolio?
They’re still paying for that pot,
right?
ACHILLES
So your mother’s really Little Debbie
on “The Dickenson’s”?
27.
LINDSAY
Yeah. She was.
WILLY
And daddy’s a Hollywood mogul. So he’s
got money to burn. Don’t you, 90210?
LINDSAY
Don’t hate me ‘cause I’m beautiful,
Free Willy. Who wants another one?
ROB
Man, I used to watch that show every
week when I was a kid. It blew my mind
when I found out Little Debbie was
Blum’s mom.
ACHILLES
Really? Why’s that?
GEORGE
Because Lindsay’s mom is in Rob’s spank
bank hall of fame.
LINDSAY (O.S.)
(calling out)
You sick fuck! She was 8 years old on
that show.
GEORGE
Actually, she would’ve been 14 or 15 by
the time the show went off the air.
ACHILLES
That’s still statutory rape.
ROB
So the first girl you banged was 21?
LINDSAY
Guys, do you mind? This is my mother
you’re talking about.
ROB
(smiling)
Yeah, I’d bang your mother...
28.
Peter Kuntz leaves the men’s room and spots Cake alone at
the hostess station. He walks up to her.
KUNTZ
Hello again.
CAKE
(brightly)
Oh, hello Mr. Kuntz. How was
everything this evening?
KUNTZ
Best meal I’ve had in years.
CAKE
I’m very happy to hear that. Is there
anything I can do for you? A taxi?
KUNTZ
Well, as a matter of fact...I’m here 4
or 5 times a year. Next time I’m in
town I was hoping to find a place where
I can...unwind. Do you know of a place?
CAKE
There are a number of very nice lodges
and resorts that I’m sure you and your
wife would enjoy. The Wildflower Inn is
especially nice.
KUNTZ
Actually, my wife won’t be with me on
my next visit.
CAKE
Oh...I see.
WALL
(under his breath)
Damn!
STEWART
Come in.
STEWART
(surprised)
Mrs. Donahue! Please, come in!
GALE
Good afternoon, Coach. I hope I’m not
interrupting.
STEWART
No, not at all, it’s an honor to meet
you, Mrs. Donahue.
(suddenly embarrassed)
Please, excuse this mess.
GALE
(charming smile)
Mess? What mess?
STEWART
Please, have a seat.
GALE
You know, Coach, one of my earliest
memories of Daddy was sitting in his
office, just like this, after tryouts.
He was an assistant at Kansas then.
STEWART
Coach Ryan was one of my idols growing
up. But I’m sure you hear that a lot.
GALE
Most people thought he was cold and
strict, and he certainly could be. But
I think cutting players on the last day
of tryouts was always the hardest thing
for him to do. He knew he was crushing
a boy’s dreams when he cut him.
(beat)
Not a lot of folks know this, Coach
Stewart, but Daddy cut Billy on his
first tryout for the Aggies.
(then a beautiful smile)
Daddy never admitted how wrong he was
about Billy.
MADHU
(heavy Indian accent)
Wall! My brother! That was a great
game you played Saturday!
WALL
Just doing our thing, Madhu.
WALL
Hook me up with Power Ball, Madhu. Same
ole same ole: 21-5-54-33-14 and lucky
number 90, my number.
MADHU
The odds could be with you my friend!
The pot is up to 30 million but a lot
of people, they won’t play until it has
reached 100 million. But you know what
I say to them? That’s bullshit! Who
are they to turn their nose up to 30
million? Foolish people! I’d be happy
with a million. Wouldn’t you?
EXT. WAWA
WALL
Need a ride back to campus, Addams?
WALL
(over the music)
So you turned down Miami to come here?
32.
ACHILLES
(over the music)
Yeah. Better Business program.
WALL
(over the music)
Yeah, right...I got two kids by two
different girls, so I had to get the
hell out of Dodge too.
ACHILLES
(over the music)
So are they expecting tickets to the
game too? Your kids and their mothers?
WALL
(over the music)
Hell no! Just my mom, brothers and
sisters, a couple of aunts and their
kids. Twelve all together.
ACHILLES
(over the music)
You get the tickets yet?
WALL
(normal voice)
I’m working on it.
ACHILLES
Thanks for the ride.
WALL
Look, Addams...Man, I know you’re a
long way from Jersey. A brother can
get to feeling pretty isolated up here.
Shit, we’re damn near in Canada. You
start feeling the pressure of all that
“Messiah” bullshit, I know a few places
where they keep it real.
COLE
Nice job, Chico.
COLE
A&M D is gonna rip him a new one.
DALLAS
Burner and Roulon will get it done.
COLE
You’re assuming a lot. And you know
what they say about assuming.
COLE
Look, Chico, don’t fool yourself.
Defense is gonna have to play our asses
off to have a snowball’s chance.
DALLAS
Don’t you think that’s a bit harsh?
Elliott’s no Tom Brady, but he’s not
that bad.
34.
COLE
He’s not that good either. And Texas
A&M has one of the best defensive ends
in the country, maybe the best.
GALE
(smiling)
Phil. Come in.
ELLIOTT
Hi, Mrs. Donahue.
GALE
Billy’s in the study.
GALE
I’ll be down in a minute with something
to tide you boys over.
ELLIOTT
Thanks.
BILLY (O.S.)
See, that’s what I’m talking about,
Phil. Barber isn’t just strong, he’s
faster than a bat outta hell too.
He’ll blow through the gap and be on
top of you before you know it.
35.
ELLIOTT
Yeah, Coach. I see. Rex and i-Phone
will have to hold up their side.
BILLY
They will. But Wes will move him
around, to the left, the right, even at
linebacker. So you’ve got to call him
out on every play.
BILLY
I won’t try to blow sunshine up your
ass, son. We’re in for a helluva fight
on Saturday.
BILLY
You’re up to it, Phil. I really
believe that. Now when you believe it
so will your teammates. Then we’ll have
a chance to win that fight.
GALE
Billy, Honey, enough already! It’s
past midnight. I’m sure Phil’s got
class in the morning.
Elliott cuts off the engine, sits back and sighs deeply.
His head is filled with thoughts: his poor showing against
Idaho State, the image of A&M’s monster defensive end, Gale
in that nightgown...
36.
Lying in bed, Billy spoons Gale, pulls her close so she can
feel his intentions. She appears to be asleep. Billy
gives up, rolls over. After he does, she opens her eyes.
JESS
(sleepily)
Hey, Baby. What time is it?
PHIL
Late. Go back to sleep.
ACT FIVE
MILLER
Guessing my ass! You had to have first
hand knowledge to come that close.
ROULON
Hey, Miller, you can have first-hand
knowledge of kissing my black ass!
JABARI
(grinning)
Forget him, Roo. He’s a sore loser.
So you still taking all of us on the O-
line out to D’Agostino’s?
ROULON
(an incredulous look)
When’s the last time you blocked
somebody, big boy?
More laughter.
PETE
What’s that?
PETE (cont’d.)
You hit the Power Ball or what, G?
38.
WES
The Jets. You won’t know what to do
with yourself up in New York City.
BILLY
I think I’ll figure it out, Tex.
WES
You know they got buildings more than 5
stories high, Trailer Park Boy.
BILLY
Yeah, I’ve been there. Remember?
WES
You just gotta keep throwing the
Heisman around, don’t you?
BILLY
(smiling)
Yeah, I do, especially at you.
(then serious)
Hey, Wes, Atlanta in the third round
ain’t bad. You could start as a
rookie.
WES
I know...To tell you the truth, Billy,
I’m not that excited about the NFL.
BILLY
What? You’re shitting me, right? We’ve
worked our whole lives for this and we
made it. We’re going to the pros!
39.
WES
I just don’t see myself in the league
that long, even if I make the Falcons.
BILLY
So what do you see yourself doing?
WES
Coach said he’d hold a graduate
assistant spot for me if...
BILLY
Coaching? C’mon, Wes, we’re players,
man! We belong on the field, knocking
heads, not on the sidelines.
WES
(thoughtfully)
I don’t know, Billy. I love the college
game, man. I can’t imagine anything
being better than this...
GALE (O.S.)
Better than what?
BILLY
Hey, Babe.
BILLY (cont’d.)
Tex here was just saying how much
better our lives are going to be in New
York City than his life in Atlanta.
GALE
Wes, you’ll love Atlanta. You’ll have
to beat the Belles off with a stick.
The group parts like the Red Sea when Aggies’ head coach
Wes Fenton and his beautiful wife JOCELYN – a Southern
Belle – walk up.
Beat.
WES
Billy Boy.
BILLY
Tex.
PHOTOGRAPHER
Coach Fenton, can I get you and Mrs.
Fenton with Coach Ryan’s daughter and
Coach Donahue?
WES
Gale, you look great. I can’t believe
it’s been over four years.
GALE
Thanks, Wes. Jocelyn is lovely. You
seem so happy together.
WES
She’s terrific and we are.
(beat)
What about you? How’s life in the
Great Pacific Northwest?
GALE
It’s not Texas but we’ve learned to
love it.
41.
WES
Really? I didn’t think you’d ever be
happy anywhere but College Station.
RETURN TO SCENE
GALE
Daddy would be proud of what you’ve
done with the program, Wes. It took
him almost 10 years to break into the
Top 20 and you’ve done it in four.
WES
Well, at least I’m able to make one
Ryan happy.
ACT SIX
DOORMAN
‘Morning, Coach. Up early today.
BILLY
‘Morning.
DOORMAN
Good luck today, Billy Boy.
BILLY
Thanks.
DOORMAN
(smiling)
But not too much.
Billy, cooling down from his run, walks down the hall. As
he passes the Fitness Center he slows to check out the
woman working out inside. She’s on her hands and knees, in
a Spandex outfit that hugs her taut, sexy figure. He
recognizes her.
43.
Bill swipes his room card and enters the Fitness Center.
BILLY
Gabrielle?
GABRIELLE
Coach Donahue. Hi.
BILLY
I didn’t think you television types got
out of bed before 10 o’clock.
GABRIELLE
Us television types? How do you really
feel about the media, Coach?
BILLY
(charming smile)
It’s pretty early in the morning for
that kind of honesty.
GABRIELLE
(a fetching smile)
I’m a big girl. Try me.
BILLY (cont’d.)
Okay. Most sportscasters are empty
suits who are about as deep as the
kiddie pool at Wally World.
GABRIELLE
And me? Am I just another empty suit?
BILLY
Well, there are always exceptions.
ACHILLES
Let’s go in there! We’re supposed to
be downstairs in 20 minutes and I need
to hit the shower.
ACHILLES
(what the f--!)
Damn i-Phone! What crawled up your fat
ass and died?!
WARREN
You’re gonna want to wait at least 10
minutes before you go in there. And I
wouldn’t use any electric devices if I
were you. Sparks.
ACHILLES
(gagging)
Jesus!
WARREN
Sorry, but I can’t go to the bathroom
in stadium locker rooms. If I don’t
burn a mule before the game I get that
bloated, stopped up feeling.
ACHILLES
Screw it. I’ll shower at the stadium.
The Sea Devils are suiting up for the game. The relaxed
atmosphere belies their collective anxiety. It’s their
first game against a nationally ranked team. That the team
is their coach’s alma mater just adds to the pressure.
WALL
Hey, Addams!
WALL (cont’d.)
I won’t forget the solid you did me
with those tickets.
ACHILLES
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
WALL
(smiling to himself)
Yeah, right.
BILLY
Come in.
Achilles, dressed for the game, enters and closes the door.
ACHILLES
You wanted to see me, Coach?
BILLY
Yeah. Have a seat.
BILLY (cont’d.)
Achilles, I know it’s been tough for
you, not starting.
BILLY (cont’d.)
Look, I just wanted you to know
something. You will be the starting
quarterback for this team one day.
ACHILLES
But not today.
46.
BILLY
No. Not today...Achilles, you’ve been
a winner your whole life. But being a
quarterback is about more than winning.
ACHILLES
So you’re giving out scholarships for
good sportsmanship now?
Beat.
BILLY
You want to know why I started Elliott
over you? Not because I think he’s
better - he’s not. I started him
because he wants to lead this team.
Achilles, if I’ve learned anything
about this game it’s that the words
“quarterback” and “leader” are
synonymous. Leaders need followers.
When you figure out how to get those
guys out there to follow you, then
you’ll be ready to start for this team.
ACHILLES
Is that all Coach?
BILLY
That’s all.
BILLY
Achilles...
BILLY (cont’d.)
Be ready today.
ACHILLES
I’m always ready, Coach.
ACT SEVEN
CARA
Jesus Fucking Christ! Could they make
at least one freakin’ first down!
She’s at a table with locals SONNY (24), AVA (18) and Cake.
SONNY
Nice mouth, Cat. You suck your
Hollywood boyfriend off with that
mouth?
CARA
You suck your Skid Row boyfriend off
with yours?
CAKE
Why don’t they put the cute guy in at
quarterback?
(a lustful grin)
With thighs like those, I bet he can
drive it deep into the end zone.
AVA
I don’t know about that end zone but he
can drive it in mine anytime, girl!
SONNY
He’d ought to be afraid of what might
come out of your “end zone”.
SONNY
Addams is so overrated. Donahue’s
job’s on the line. Don’t you think if
he was good Coach would have started
him at the beginning of the season?
CAKE
I don’t know, Sonny. I’d still like to
see him perform.
BILLY
A lot of people out there are thinking
this game’s over – people in the
stands, people watching on television
back in Maitland. Your Mamas and
Daddies listening on the radio back in
Washington, Oregon, Idaho, California,
they’re already making excuses for you
– ”Texas A&M is ranked in the top 20”,
“Texas A&M is a Big 12 team”, “Texas
A&M has 10 All-Americans”.
(louder)
Well I don’t think this game is over.
Not unless you’ve decided to leave your
manhood out on that field. Not unless
you’ve already bought into those
excuses. Bought into the belief that
you’re not good enough to be on the
same field as the Aggies.
(beat)
If you’re thinking this game is about
me – what people are going to say about
me if we lose - think again. My days
as an Aggie are long gone, ancient
history. They’ve already retired my
jersey, gentlemen. Today is your day,
not mine. So the question you have to
ask yourself – all of you – is how do
you want to be remembered after today?
He glares at Wall...
BILLY (cont’d.)
Well?
At Dallas...
50.
BILLY (cont’d.)
How do you want to be remembered?
Wes and Billy, 36 years old, sit across from each other in
the same booth they sat in 15 years earlier. This time
they’re drinking bourbon instead of Lone Stars.
WES
So you won’t stay on as my offensive
coordinator?
BILLY
Would you?
WES
What about Gale? How’s she feel about
leaving Texas?
BILLY
We’ve left before.
Beat.
WES
Billy, if you ever want to come back...
BILLY
We won’t.
BLACKLEDGE (V.O.)
The halftime pep talk must’ve sunk in.
That’s three straight passes and three
first downs for the Devils. And for
the first time today they’re on the
right side of the 50.
ELLIOTT
(to the huddle)
Alright, let’s keep it rolling. Pro
right, Banshee Six, slot curl. Burner,
I’m coming to you so make me look good.
At the line, Elliott looks over the defense, barks out the
signals and takes the snap. Almost immediately defensive
end Ronnie Barber bears down on him. Warren tries to block
him but is knocked on his ass by the brutal All-American.
Elliott desperately heaves the ball.
SANDERSON
Ouch! That’s sack number five for the
All-American. He’s been taking freshman
offensive tackle Warren Sitren to
school all afternoon.
BLACKLEDGE
More like to the woodshed, Sandy.
Let’s just hope that last hit on
Elliott isn’t serious.
BLACKLEDGE (V.O.)
Well, serious or not it looks like
we’re finally going to see highly
touted freshman Achilles Addams take
his first snap in a Sea Devils uniform.
52.
SANDERSON (V.O.)
I can’t think of a tougher spot for the
kid to make his much anticipated debut.
The pressure is really on.
BILLY
There’s a half of football left to play
so there’s no need to do anything
spectacular. Just run ‘em like we call
‘em, okay?
IN THE HUDDLE
Achilles leans in to call the play but the players are too
busy finger-pointing to pay attention to him.
JABARI
Fuck that, i-Phone! You damn near got
Q.B. killed!
WARREN
Bullshit! You missed...
ACHILLES
(sharply)
Shut the fuck up!
WARREN
What?!
ACHILLES
Nobody talks in my huddle but me.
ACHILLES
Split Right 787, Check Swing V. On two.
ACHILLES
Black 77! Black 77! Hut-hut!
GALE
BLACKLEDGE (V.O.)
Well, they might not win it, but
they’ll avoid the shutout thanks to the
fleet-footed freshman! The Messiah
made that look easy!
Cara and her girlfriends are pumping fists and high fiving.
Not Sonny. He’s focused on Cake, who’s smiling
lasciviously at Achilles’ image on television.
END OF MONTAGE
WES
Cram it down their throats.
ON THE FIELD
WALL
Come on, goddammit! We got less than a
quarter to play! Let’s stop these
fuckers! Right here! Right now!
WALL
Yo, bitch, hope you’re tired of your
old asshole ‘cause I’m about to rip you
a new one.
WALL
DALLAS
WES
GARCIA
Doc’s cleared Elliott, Coach.
BILLY
(into headset)
Big series here, Bull. Whaddaya say?
BULL (V.O.)
I say if you’ve got any of that old
Billy Boy magic left, now would be a
good time to pull it outta your ass.
BILLY
We’re running the no huddle, starting
with Pro Right, 26 Blast...Get it done.
IN THE HUDDLE
ACHILLES
(in command)
No huddle starts now. Pro Right, 26
Blast. On two.
(to Warren)
I don’t care how, but keep 93 off me.
END MONTAGE
RONNIE BARBER
BARBER
Playtime’s over Freshie! Time to drag
your young ass back to New Jersey!
BILLY
BILLY
How’s the coverage on Burner?
ACHILLES
Too tight. And i-Phone can’t handle
93. I can’t stay in the pocket.
GARCIA
Jabari’s a big target. Hit him
underneath the coverage.
57.
ACHILLES
We’ve got 30 yards to cover and no time
outs left. He’ll catch it, then what?
BILLY
(wheels turning)
Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do...
BLACKLEDGE (V.O.)
Here we go, folks! Third and 12 from
the Aggie’s 28-yard-line with 25 ticks
left! Look for a pass to the end zone!
SANDERSON (V.O.)
They’ve got to get to the line of
scrimmage and stop the clock!
JABARI
BLACKLEDGE (V.O.)
TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN! CAN YOU BELIEVE
IT?! THE DEVILS TAKE THE LEAD WITH 9
SECONDS LEFT TO PLAY!
The kickoff goes deep into Texas A&M territory. The RETURN
MAN takes it, picks up a couple of blocks and weaves
through the Sea Devils untouched down the field. Touchdown!
BILLY
ACHILLES
WALL
DALLAS
WES
Good game, Coach. Maybe next time.
BILLY
(tersely)
Thanks, Coach. Maybe.
WES
Looks like you’ve got a quarterback,
Billy. He could be as good somebody I
played with a few years back.
BILLY
When did he tell you!?
GALE
He didn’t have to tell me, Billy.
BILLY
But you knew! The night we went to his
house, when I thought he was gonna name
me head coach, you knew he wouldn’t,
that he’d already chosen Wes.
GALE
(gently)
Billy, Honey, be honest. In your heart
you knew it too. You knew Daddy was
grooming Wes all along, even when you
both played for him.
Billy reacts; the truth stings. Gale senses his pain and
moves close to him, touches his face lovingly.
60.
GALE
Wes was Daddy’s choice, Billy, but I
chose you. I love you. Only you.
Always you.
BILLY
Really? That’s not how I remember it.
GALE
Billy I was 17 when I started dating
Wes and I...I wanted to please Daddy.
But when I met you, Honey, I fell in
love hard, and I knew it was real. I
never felt that for Wes. Ever.
She holds his face in her hands, looks deeply into his
eyes. She loves him so very much.
GALE
I’m with you, Billy Boy. Always.
FADE OUT.
END OF EPISODE