Jocks

1. Dukh me sajni kinara kar gyi, Hasti hui jindgi ko besahara kar gyi.
kabhi roka karti thi humhe pine se, aaj jaane lagi to bottal ki or
ishara kar gyi.

2. Raven ko court me laya gaya or kaha GITA par hat rakho, ravan
chillaya nahi sala SITA pe hat rakh to itna bada bawal ho gaya, ab
GITA par nahi rakhunga.

3. Agar duniya me kuchh karke dikhana hai to suno meri baat- Hati
ke uper ulta khade koker photo khichvao.
Ab phato ko ulta karke duniya ko dikhao.

4. Sardar was passing from a jungle, A chudil stop him. Hu-Hu Ha-
Ha rukja sardar mai chudial hu.
Sardar-mainu pata hai teri 1 behan mere nal hi byahi hai....

5. Wife:-
Jub tum desi pite ho, to mujhe Paro Kehte ho,
Jub whisky pite ho Darling kehte ho.
Aaj kya piya hai jo Chudek keh rahe ho.
Husband:-
Aj main hosh main hoo..

6. Master: -
Kaal kyu koni ayo re ramuda.
Ramuda:-
Pad gyo ho, laag gi hi.
Master:-
 Kathe padyo or kathe laagi.
Ramuda:-
Mardsaab "Khaat" pe padyo or "Aankh" laag gi.

7. Nayi- nayi shadi thi, naya tha zamana.

Dulha bechain tha sunne ko gana.
Dulhsn ne Shuru kiya.....
Bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandan ko nibhaana.

8. Munna bhai:-
Are Circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, leter
me kya likhu?
Circuit:-
Simple Bhai, likhane ka- Dear sister ..I Love U ! Tumhara
munna bhai...

9. Sas- Bahu se me bed per bethu to tu kanha bethegi.

Bahu- Fersh pe.
Sas- Me fersh pe to tu kaha.
Bahu- Gadde me.
Sas- Me gadde me to tu.
Bahu- Me uper mitti dal dungi.

10. 1Pagal tha bilkul pagal ....

Khali pagal tha.
Bahut khatarnaq pagal tha.
Aap mat ghabrao aap k samne to wo kuch bhi nhi tha !

11. 3 Sardar bed per so rahe the. Un tino ko jaghe kam mil rahi thi.
 1Sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya. usare sardar ne usse kaha,
"Ab jagah ho gayi hai uper aaja".

12. Pandit ask sardar marte waqt aadmi ke moo me kya dalna
chahiye..?
Sardar: Birla cement.
Pandit: Kyun..?
Sardar: is cement me jaan hai.

13. Tajmahal kya cheez hai dost hum tumhare liye usse badi imaraat
banayenge.
Shajahan ne mumtaz ko murda dafnaya tha, hum tumhe zinda
dafnayenge.

14. 1 Man: - Sardar ji apke pass mobil hai to fir apne letter kyu bheja.
Sardar: - Oye maine tujhe phone kiya tha per phone se ek ladki
boli plz try later……..

15. Ek ghdhe ne sardar ko lat mari sardar uske piche bhaga, use raste
me ek zebra mila, sardar zebra ko laat
marte hue bola “ sale night dress pahen k ullu banata hai”

16. What’s the moral of movie Rang De Basanti & Titanic….

Think…..
Ladkiya k lafde me mat pado khali ladkya bachti hai, baki dab mar
jate hain…..

17. Shadi mein Santa bahut der se khana kha rahe tha.
Dusre ne puchha bhai kab tak khaoge?
 Santa:- Card me likha tha diner 8pm to 11pm.

18. A Sardar learning English introduces his family at a party.

Hi I am sardar. This is my sardarni. He is my kid & she is my kidney.

19. Mil jati hai kitno ko khushi,

Mit jate hai kitno ke gum,
Or sms is liye bhejte hai hum,
Taki door rehkar bhi hamri Dehshat na ho kam….

20. Apne pyar ko mat chupao use jarurat hai jatane ki,
apni khubiya ko mat chupao unhe jarurat hai batane ki,
ab or perfume mat lagao ab apko jarurt hai Nahane ki.

21. Jinn: - Hukm aka?

Man: - Ghar se dubai tak road banao.
Jin:- Mushkil hai, our koi kam?
Man: - Wife ko agyakri or samajdar banao.
Jin: - Road single banani hai ya double.

22. Tabiyat theek nahi thi Tantrik ko dikhay, to bola Bhoot ka saya
hai……..
kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jayega…..
Ab accha mehsoos ho rha hai.

22. Jab teri yad aaye tera SMS padh leta hu,
 Tujhe dekhna ho to ankha band kar leta hu,
Jab teri aawaj sun- ni ho to kisi kutte ko lat mar deta hu....

23. Teacher :- Aapko amir khan or kajol ki film "Fanna" se kay lesson
mila
Student :- Andhi, Luli, Bahari, langri jo bhi milay Patalo..

24. 1 Machchar 1 ganje ke sar per ja betha, dusara machcar bola, wah
kya ghhar dhundha hai !
Pehla machchar bola, kanha yaar abhi to sirf plot hi kharida hai.

25. Tum kutte the,

Tum kutte ho,
Tum kutte rahoge,
Tumhari soch kutte jaisi hai,
Tumhari aane vali nasl b kutta hogi,
Ye keh k kutiya kutte se gussa hoker chali gayi.

26. 12 baje 2 sardaro ko 3 time bomb mile, Polic ko dene gye.

1 Sardar :- Agar koi bomb raste mein fat gaya to?
2 Sardar :- Jhuth bol denge ki 2 hi mike the!

27. Aap mere dil me khuch is trah se samaye ho,

Jese bajre ke khet me bhens ghus aai ho.
28. Jab aap haste hai to lagta hai insan pahle bandar tha,
dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab aap gussa karte h to lagta h insan
aaj b bandar he....

29. "Lips" bhindi ki tarah, "Gaal" tamatar ki tarah.

"Eyes" matar ki tarah, or "Face" gobi ki tarah.
Hey allah!
Ek dost diya who bhi "sabzi mandi" ki tarah.

30. Hum Bhi Smart

Tum Bhi Smart
Hum Bhi Good Looking
Tum bhi Good Looking
Bus Ek Chota Sa Fark Hai
Hum Dil Se Saaf,
Tum Dimag Se Saaf.

31. Namaskar ! aaj Pura din raat Barish hone ki sambhavna hai,
Kripya apne dimag wali jagah ko plastic se dhak le, kynki khali
jagaon me pani jaldi bharta hai.

32. Who love – love likhti rhi main live - live padta rha, Vo kis - kis
likhti rhi ma kass - kass padhta rha, Vo shadi karke chali gai
main english course krta rha.

33. College me school ki yaad ayi. Jawani me bachpan ki yaad ayi.

Katoo ko chua to phulo ki yaad ayi. Or bander ko dekha to "
dost" teri yaad ayi.
34. 5 Pass me Shahrukhan ne muze puchha " India me aisa kon hai
jo saal me ek baar nahaata hai ?" Khuda kasam 5 Crore Thukar
diya, Magar aap ka naam nahi bataya.

35. Hum dosti ka wo dag hai jise aap mita nahi paoge guzarish hai
aapse surf excl se mat dhonawrna dhundte rah jaoge kyo ki
kuch dag ache hote hai....

36. SARDAR :- kal jo shampoo liya uska gift do. SHOPKEPER :- us per
koi gift nahi hai. SARDAR :- acha muje pagal samaja hai kya? Us
par likha tha " dandruf free."

37. Ek operation ke bad patient bola :- "Doctor sahab kay ab main

rog se mukt hu?" "Beta doctor to niche reh gay, main to
chitrgupt hun."
38. Jab tum padia hue tab sara akash jhooma , Devi- devtaon ne
dance kiya, Swarg me ghee ke Deepak jalaye gaye or Brahma ji
ne kaha – chalo chutkara to mila....!

39. 1 SARDAR ne mendak se pucha ki sardar me dimag hota hai?

MENDAK ne kha nahi or pani mein kood gaya. SARDAR bola " lo
isme suicide karne wali kay baat hai."

40. SANTA ki amma mar gyi. 1 aadmi bola :- amma mujhe bi le jati."
Do- Char or bole :- amma hame bi le jati. SANTA bola :- chup ho
jao kamino, amma kya "tata sumo" karke gayi hai.
41. Higo Pigo Jila Pila
Aai Maai Hula Hula
Timpkataka Dampataka
Aai Gayi Jingara Jingara
Hurrrrrrr......................
Shapath leli, Mubarak ho!
Ab aap Aadivasi ban chuke ho!!!

42. Doc- Kal dewa pi li thi ?

Patient-no, doc. Veha to lal thi.
Doc impatiently- mera matalab. Dewa kha li thi?
Patient-no. Veha to bhari thi.

43. Ravi to milkman: Now days, your milk is good.

Milkman: Sir. Water is not coming these days.

44. Teacher: What does your father do?

Jack: Sir, he does whatever mom says.

45. First mad: I’ll erase this world.

Second mad: I won’t give u the eraser.

46. A girl come late to class.Prof: y r u late?G- sir,ek ladka mera

picha kar rha tha.Prof: to late kaise ho gayee?Girl- sir,ladka
 bahut slow chal raha tha. ;-)
47. One man,” My desire is to become a king.
Other,” Don’t waste time, go and bring a chess.
48. Santa petrol pump per,” a re bhai, ek rupaiye ka petrol dall do.
Salesman( santa ko dekhte hua),” etna petrol bharwakar jayenge
kha?
Santa,” jana vana kahi nahi hai hum toh aisay he paise udate
hai.
49. Students life ka filmi andaz
Exam – welcome.
Class – dhoom.
Paper – raaz.
Copy karna – mazboor.
Marks – asambhav.
Final exams – murder.
Fail – yeh toh hona he tha.
Pass – chamatkar.
50.
Keep your mouth shut
Something wrong
A woman goes to the doctor, and she's
In an Anglican church, each service
beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What
begins with a greeting. The officiating
happened?" Woman, "Doctor, I don't
clergyman says, "The Lord be with you."
know what to do. Every time my
The congregation used to respond...
boyfriend
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Blonde Secretary Flying Turtle

"Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked Deep within a forest, a little turtle began
 when he saw me walking down the
to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he
hallway at work. "Hear what" I asked, my
reached the top, jumped into the air...
curiosity peaked...
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Average Penguin Height Shark Attack

A man walks into a bar. He says to the Two great white sharks swimming in the
barman, "How tall is a penguin?" The ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
barman says about three feet... "Follow me son...
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Chocolate Peanuts
Mammogram Result
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full
A woman in her fifties is at home, NAKED,
of seniors down a highway when he is
happily jumping on her bed and squealing
tapped on his shoulder by a little old
with delight...
lady...
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Parting Ways
Dress Shop Burglary
The lovers had decided that a mutual
"Sir, I understand you admit to having
parting of the ways was best for both of
broken into the dress shop four times,"
them. However, on the way to the Airport
the judge said...
a rather heated debate...
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प्रेमी: तुम शादी के बाद अपने लिये नया घर तो नहीं मांगोगी?

प्रेमिका: नहीं मैं ऐसी लड़की नहीं हूँ तुम अपनी माँ को अलग घर दिला दे ना!
 प्रेमिका: कुछ ऐसा कहो न जिससे मेरी दिल की धड़कन तेज हो जाये, मेरा दिल जोर- जोर से धड़के, मझ
ु े कुछ
कुछ हो!
प्रेमी: भाग तेरा भाई आ रहा है !
 प्रेमिका: क्या तम
ु मझ
ु से प्यार करते हो?
प्रेमी: हाँ!
प्रेमिका: लेकिन तुम्हें तो मेरी कोई प्रवाह ही नहीं है !
प्रेमी: प्यार करने वाले किसी की प्रवाह नहीं करते!
 प्रेमी: जल्दी से मेरी आँखों में दे खो तुम्हें क्या दिखता है ?
प्रेमिका: सच्चा प्यार!
प्रेमी: ओये सच्चे प्यार वाली मेरी आँख में कुछ गिरा है जल्दी से निकाल!
 प्रेमी ने अपनी प्रेमिका के फ़ोन पर मिस कॉल की यह दे खने के लिये की उसने उसका नंबर किस नाम से सेव
किया है !
स्क्रीन पर नाम आया मर्गा
ु नंबर 5!
 दो प्रेमियों ने आत्महत्या करने की योजना बनाई!
लड़का कूद गया और लड़की नहीं कूदी! आधे रास्ते में लड़के ने पैराशूट खोला और चिल्लाया: मुझे पता था चुड़ेल तू
नहीं कूदे गी!
 प्रेमी: तुम्हें किस करने के लिये मुझे क्या करना पड़ेगा?
प्रेमिका: मुझे बेहोशी की दवा दे नी पड़ेगी!
 प्रेमी: तम्
ु हें कब पता चला कि तम
ु मझ
ु से प्यार करती हो?
प्रेमिका: जब लोगों ने तुम्हारे बारे में बताया कि तुम घटिया और पागल इंसान हो और मुझे सुनकर गुस्सा आया!
 प्रेमिका: मेरे साथ ऐसी वैसी हरकतें मत करो! भूल गए कि मैं अभी तक कंु वारी हूँ?
प्रेमी: थोड़ी दे र में तम
ु भी भल
ू जाओगी!
 प्रेमिका: वो दे खो वो लड़का उस लड़की को कितना प्यार कर रहा है , तुम क्यों नहीं करते?
प्रेमी: मैं लड़की को जानता ही नहीं फिर कैसे प्यार करूं?

दो लड़किया नहा रही थी!

एक बोली: तेरे नीचे बाल नहीं है ?
दस
ू री बोली: हट पागल जिस सड़क पर ट्राफिक ज्यादा हो उस सड़क पर घास नहीं उगती!
 If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life-
Cher n People
 Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
 Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
 Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.
 Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
 Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
 Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his
bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
 Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
 Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?

The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
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 Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and
long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do
you understand me?
Pappu: No.
 Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek
dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
 Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
 Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come
first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
 Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
 Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
 Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
 Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Luking down) No...
Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.
 Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing
clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
 2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. 
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. 
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly
checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
 Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
 Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
 Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
 Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
 Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
 Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
 Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it
keep me warm?
 Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
 Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea:
Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.
Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
 Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa
raha
 Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?
Bangta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
Santa: What about the weekends?
Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.
 Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA?
Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.
 Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
 Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
 Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
 Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi
aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
 What a rip-off! Santa picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions. He goes
home, opens it... and it turns out to be a book on chess!
 Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

Dr: Yeh urine sample nahi, Apple juice hai!
Santa's wife: Ek phone kar loon? !
Dr: Why? !
Wife: Santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi.
 An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
 Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
 Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?
 Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
 Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?
Dr: Haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?
Amli: Aa lo ji chapal te la do...!
 Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar
se bahar ja sakoon.
Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua...
 Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his
car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
 Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. 
Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.
 Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja
k usnu 50 rs lab gaye.
Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye...

Bante de ghar buddi mar gayi. Saare kehan lagge: Bebe mainu lai jaandi! Mainu
lai jaandi!
Banta vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?
 Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
 Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi
wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? Papu: LADIES TOILET!
 Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector
stopped him.
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!
 Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
 Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
 Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache
deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!
 Santa: Dr. saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.
Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?
Santa: Dr. saab, samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !
 Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
 Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel
and Pogo!"
 Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne
wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache
Zameen par deti hai?
Santa: Airhostess !
 Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne `Saleya ne Pher cut ti.
 Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start
hundi hai.
 Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to
stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?
 Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko
kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Santa: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas!!!
 Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister &
elder sister?
Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
 Samundar de kande baithe han, Kadi tan lehar aaogi,
Kismat badle na badle, CHAPPAL TAN DHOTI JAUGI, So always think positive.
 Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is
virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
 Santa went to international cooking contest. When judges came to

him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai.

Judge asked: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: FUDDU..
 Boss: I'm giving u driver's job. Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?
Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?
 Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry
number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
 Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
Santa: Niri Afwah !!!
 Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.
 Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni
padi.
 Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation.
Praying & crying in Toilet: Hey Wahe Guru...Ya toh JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN
nikal de.
 Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue. 
Santa: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si..
 Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Can you Guess why?
To see whether it'll BOUNCE or not!
 Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka
de doonga.
Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?
 Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the
mirror.
Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!
 Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere.
Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in
my wedding album.
 Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek
nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.
 Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
 Santa: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya.
Banta: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu?
 Master: Kaka tenu pata hai ki teri umar wich Gandhi Ji, BA kar chuke si?
Santa: Sir tuhadi umar vich Bhagat Singh faansi v chad chuke si.
 Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle..
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.
 Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye. Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne,
khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun. Banta 2-kg Amb ley Gaya.
 Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab? 
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
 Jeeto: Main tang ya. Tusi hamesha Mera Ghar, Meri car, mera beta, bus Mera
Mera hi karde ho, kadi Sadda vi keha karo, hun almari vichon ki lab rahe ho?
Santa: Sadda Kachcha.
 Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.

Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven?

Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Madam kehndi iss class vich 1saal hor lagna hai.
Santa: Pher theek hai, saal bhaaven 2-3 hor lag jaan, bass fail na hoeen.
 Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti. Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha
pauna ni sikhaya?
Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?
 Pappu: Dad what's Sex?
Santa gets tensed but explains everything. 
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission
form?
 Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!
 Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?
 Nurse- Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain.
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha.
Nurse- Kyon?
Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA
 Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my
children also.
 Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv
 Santa talking on phone.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...?
Santa: Tumhari hai.
 Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.

Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta's son: How?
Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte
hain ki chodna mat.
 Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki
nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.
 Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.
 What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
 If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis?
Santa: Minimum and Maximum
 Santa: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja
sakda hai.
Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai?
Santa: MORI
 Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me? 
Banta: Don't know.
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
 Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog
with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
 Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
 Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can't look at the menu also?

Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Banta: 1 Frog.
Santa: Theek hai hor das?
Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa.
 Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
 Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2 him: Excuse
me, but u just farted before my wife.
Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn
 Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
 Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He
said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.
 Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
 Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere
pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!
 Banta: Saadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da taja dudh peen nal dimag wadhda
hai.
Santa: Oye je ajehi gall hundi taan apna katta ajj IAS officer lageya hunda!
 Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!
 Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha
hai.

Santa: Oye tera vyah ho gya?
Banta: Haan.
Santa: Kuri naal?
Banta: Oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: Haan... Meri bhain da hoya si !
 A crow shits on a Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi phayda nahin, kauwa toh ud gaya!
 Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
 Santa meets his old friend.
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Friend: Oye, iska matlab?
Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
 Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.
 Santa bar vich ro reha si. Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Santa: Hor ki karan? Main jis kudi da naa bhulna chahunda si usda naam yaad hi
nahin aa reha.
 Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin
hoon.
Jeeto phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa: Maine mana kiya that...
Jeeto: Phone mere liye tha!
 Santa to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein
theek ho gaya.
Doc: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
 Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
 Santa to his son: I think it's right time we should talk about sex!
Pappu: Sure dad, what do u wanna know...?

Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek
rupeya leti hai.
Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupaye leti hai.
 Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.
Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.
 An ATM's jammed & failed when operated by Santa. Why? B'coz he put a pin
from his turban when asked: Enter ur Pin
 Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti
hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'
 Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha
hua hai.
 Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi
bataao
Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
 A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
 Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being.
Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.
 Santa: Tainu tairna aanda hai?
Banta: No
Santa: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne
Banta: Tenu tairna aanda hai?
Santa: Aaho
Banta: Pher tere te kutte ch ki farak hai?
 Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was
Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on
Escalators.

Santa: Yaar meri aankhein dhang se nahin khulti, koi tarika batao.
Banta: Kisi din achanak apne ghar chale jaao.
 Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe
hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
 I can kiss u without even touching u.
Gal: U can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
Santa kisses her lips
Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs
 Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!
 Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe
likha tha: Chaalu Khata
 Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja.
 Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
 Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha
 Lady Secretary: Sir, it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss u on the phone.
Santa: Take msg and give me later.
 Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?
Bautiful young Mom: Breast milk & Orange juice...
Santa: Oye, which side is orange juice?

Santa: Oye, tera vyah ho gaya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Kudi naal.
Banta: Oye, munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: Haan, meri sister da hoya si.
 Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
 Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a
wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
 See what a spelling mistake can do...
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were
Her
 Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi
ticket liya hai
 Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare
liye.
 Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi
hai.
 Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata
 Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey...
Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Santa: Apne vyah di movie si !
 Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers

Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan
 Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name
from NASA to SATYANASA
 Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
 Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
 Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu
karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
 Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
 Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa
se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
 Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
 In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
 Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried
to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents
 Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open
 Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
 Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte
ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
 A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khediye.
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya.
 Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his
wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!
 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
 In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
 Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
 Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.
 Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set
kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein
chalaoonga!
 Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.
 Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
 Banta: U looked troubled, what's ur prob?
Santa: I'm going to b a father
Banta: But, that's wonderful
Santa: What's wonderful! My wife doesn't know about it yet
 O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai, ki karan?
Banta: Karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de, saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai
 Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chimar gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upaaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya
hai ?
 Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti?
Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pahounch jaaiye.
 Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child
 Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she
wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
 Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: Taan dictionary vekh ke kharidni si ...!
 Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
 Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
 Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use
kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
 Santa breaks an egg to make an omelet. He finds the egg empty. Gets
frustrated & says: Aaj kal murguian bhi abortion karati hain
 Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister
 Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
 Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
 Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
 Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said:
He's not my friend.
 Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
 Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
 While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
 Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
 Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
 Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he received a
report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: 'Delivered'
 Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us
hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki
awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai
 Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing? 
Santa: Drying sweat
 Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves
covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for
autumn.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for
some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
 Jeeto yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
 Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
 An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
 Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
 Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
 Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more

 Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he
hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
 A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. 
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but
no one comes out
 Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise
usko vapas karne aya hai.

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
 Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
 Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-
paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
 Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
 Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
 Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
 Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
 Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
 An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
 Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
 Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love
letter to her: "I luv u sister."
 Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the
kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool,
It's a gal
 Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
 Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
 Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess
what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
 Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita
hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
 Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the
trouser.
 Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
 Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
 Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh
teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
 Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the
envelopes.
 Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
 Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
 Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing
SUITS also!
 Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
 Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
 A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
 Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
 Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
 Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
 Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
 Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh,
oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
 Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan
8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?
 Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
 Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8
Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
 Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
 Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
 Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?" 
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
 Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
 Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
 Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That's terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
 Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
 Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere
& draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
 What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
 Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
 Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
 Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the
ashtray.
 Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair
with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
 Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
 Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....
 Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
 Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
 Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the
chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
 Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
 Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the
line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
 Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian,
"I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they
advertised: 'Free Delivery'
 Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a
man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Love SMSl
Love sms
Love sms.


I still believe that love is all you need- Paul Mccartney
 True luv is eternal... Cherish the luv when u've got the chance, for once it
leaves U, it would be difficult to get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U.
 So many ways to say 'I Love You', but not enough words in the world to say
how much I Love U.
 To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible;
to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.
 Aashiq Puche Rab nu: Tu Jag nu Pyaar Da Dushman Kyu Bana Ditta ?
Rab Hasaya te Bolya: Tusi Kehra Mere Naal Changi Kittim Tusi Vi ta Yaar nu he
Rab Bana Ditta.
 Difficult to tell what loving is like; Impossible to tell what missing is like; May
you never miss whom you luv & may whom you luv miss you always.
 Have a cigar daily - U'ill die 10 yrs early.
Have drinks daily - U'll die 30 yrs early.
Luv someone truly - U'll die daily.
 Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest
and feels the strongest.
 Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most
wonderful friend and companion.
 Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most
wonderful friend and companion. I Luv U!

No poems, no fancy words, I just want the world to know that I LUV U my
Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day!
 On Valentine's Day, I'm thinking about the special ways u have made my life
better. The little things, the not-so-little things.. Ur kindness, the way U always
listen & pay attention to me. U make my world brighter n richer. U're a gift to me,
& I thank U for being U.
 If you were my valentine
I'd search the endless skies
to find the perfect starlight
that would compliment your eyes
and keep it in a wishing well
created just for you
and filled with my desires
to make all your dreams come true.
 What do you give a lady so sweet who makes my existence so complete?
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose? Perhaps some very heartfelt pros? A
store-bought card with another's word? Anything that's purchased seems absurd.
I would give you the World if it were mine, For now, take my heart, and be My
Valentine.
 I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I
love you. I will love you forever. Happy Valentine day!
 I've notice that being with you, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less
quickly, the sun shines a little brighter, and life is so much sweeter. Luv U.
 A bell is not a bell until someone rings it, a song is not a song until someone
sings it. Luv wasn't put in the heart to stay, for luv isn't luve 'til you give it away.
 Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your
house, you can never tell.
 Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's wrong, everytime I see your
smile I fall in love all over again. Luv You!
 I miss u when something really gud happens, coz u're the one I want to share it
with. I miss u when something is troubling me, coz u're the only one who
understands me. I miss u when I laugh and cry, coz I know that u're the one who
makes my laughter grow & my tears dissapear.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want
the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
 Don't say we aren't right for each other. The way I see it, we're not right for
anybody else. Be My Valentine!
 Life is 4 livin- I live mine 4 u,
Loves's 4 givin- I give mine 2 u
Dreams r 4 dreamin- I dream of u
Hearts r 4 beatin- Mine beats 4 u.
 It's hard to find someone whom u truly love, much less to find someone who
loves u as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.
 The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight I see the path of our love shining brightly
knowing that it is so great to have sumone like U! Luv You!
 Dreaming of u makes my night worthwhile, thinking of u just makes me smile,
being with u is the best thing ever & loving u is what I'll do forever.
 I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
Coz I'm so lucky, do u know how?
Coz God luvs me. Do u know how?
Coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
It's U my love.
 To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even
touching... is the miracle called Love.
 People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it
doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.
 I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather
laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U!

Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are
going to die. But not loving so you don't get hurt is like killing yourself before you
die.
 Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that they'll luv u back! Don't
expect luv in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be
content it grew in urs.
 I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with
you.
 Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes you smile and waking up
smiling about the one u dream of.
 When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c
u. When I'm awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u
& no matter what, I'll always luv u.
 Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed; to
those who still believe even though they've been betrayed; to those who still need
love even though they've been hurt before.
 I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine. I don't know
why I luv u so when u don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when I'm
just a someone to u.
 As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
 A person who truly loves you and knows you is someone who still sees the pain
in your eyes while everyone else still believe the smile on your face.
 Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes
fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!

To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who
loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!
 U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u
r the person who can change everything around when it's going bad. Luv U
 Love ur life coz life is a long journey to go. Life is a game yet to be played more.
Life is a question yet to be answered more. Life is a challenge yet to be faced
more. So live ur life as long as u can. Every moment is lovable in life.
 Luv is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is
what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!
 Never ask for a kiss, just take it.
Never ask for a hug, just give it.
Never ask do u Luv me? Say I Luv u.
Never say I can't live without u, say I live for U
 Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design
for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering U!
 Luv doesn't ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine. Luv doesn't ask where r u
from? Luv only says U live in my heart. Luv doesn't ask what do u do? Luv only
says U make my heart beat. Luv doesn't ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r
always with me. Luv doesn't ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U.
 Don't search luv, let luv find u. It's called falling in luv, coz u don't force urself
to fall, u just fall and there will be someone to catch U
 In life Luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is
real, it becomes ur Plan for life and ur reason for living.
 Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U, u don't realise it...When U
realise it, it's too late... U always luv the one who leaves U & leave the one who
loves U.

Dedicate time to enjoy, it's the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it's the
path to happiness. Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it's source of joy n satisfaction
 Let luv be the guide to ur dreams, let luv be the light to ur heart, let ur luv be
the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
 Every failure is a lesson well-learned, Every Success is a battle well-fought, and
True Luv is a jewel well-kept, in one's heart.
 No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most
beautiful & irrestiable thing on the Earth & no one can change that
 May the spring of your love be tender and sweet, the summer be rich and
fulfilling and deep, the autumn be warm and rewarding, complete, and always...
let there be love. Amy Cassidy
 It's funny how big of an impact u hv on me. It's like when I see u, u don't even
hv to speak all u can do is smile & it can make my day & that's how I remember
my reasons 4 loving u
 God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that's
impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it! Gud
Morning
 I hv tried to move on but with every guy I feel more & more like I'll never be
able to replace u. And the sad thing is... I know I hv already been replaced
 A part of U has grown in me. And so u see, it's U & Me together forever &
never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart
 So, I will stand here forever,
If forever's what it takes,
because you are my forever,
and forever always waits.

You r the one that I adore; You r everything I asked for & so much more. You r
my angel oh so fine, I've found a luv to last a lifetime.
 If u r in luv, accept it, respect it & njoy it. But if u r not, then don't worry coz
sumone, sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv for u
 If u Love sumone then add some wings to ur Love. After having wings if it still
decide to stay with u, then it's a True Luv
 A Friend's Luv says: If U ever need anything, I'll be there.
True Luv says: U'll never need anything, I'll be there
 If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain; in order to love you
gotta risk the pain
 Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy,
always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
 A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. Thanks for
being such a lady to me
 Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves
much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is
done well. -Vincent van Gogh
 Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm
inside because you're close in heart. -Kay Knudsen
 Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it
happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part
of it

Love is not how long u've been together; not how much u've given or receive; Not
how many times u've helped each other � It's how u value each other
 Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to
any one but tears are only shed for people we love.
 We've known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I've been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you've always been a friend to me,
But now I'm wanting more
 I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I'm with u. I luv u not
only for what u have made of urself, but for what u r making of me. I luv u for the
part of me that u bring out.
 Tonight I ask the stars above,
How I'll ever win your love,
What do I do,
What do I say,
To turn your angel eyes my way?
 I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey,
what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
 What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from
dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.
 U'll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. U'll always be mine 4 u r my treasure. U'll
always be mine please tell me its true. Please be mine 4ever. I'll always luv u
 If Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be
found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
 Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in
between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U

I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not show it to u. I may not luv u the
way it should b, but I'm always willing to luv u the way I understand it.
 The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
 Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the
necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of
separation!
 When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing.
When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.
 In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason but when the luv is
real it becomes your plan 4 life n reason 4 living.
 A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're
always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word
till I heard it from u.
 Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true,
Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more, 
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks, 
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.
 At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
 I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.
 Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

I've notice that being with u, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less
quickly, the sun shines a little brighter & life is much sweeter. I Luv U
 Don't rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door,
so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
 A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til u sing it & luv in ur heart
wasn't put there to stay-luv isn't luv 'til you give it away.
 I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me
coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.
 I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my
heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
 If sumone throws a stone towards u, throw luv towards him but if sumone
throw luv towards u, then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone.
 Devote time to enjoy; it's the secret of youth. Devote time for friends; it's the
path to happiness. Devote time to luv n b loved; it's the source of pleasure.
 Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to
all but heart to one; Let everybody luv u but u luv one.b
 What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has
been given to me by you. Luv U!
 God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day and I
just caught one that's so nice and true... it's you!

Aeni fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi, Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi, Jede
pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyar yaad rakhi, Bhave meinu sabna toh
baad rakhi
 I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears.
Don't throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U
 Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text
from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
 To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is
LIFE.
 When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you
I'll always be there 4 you.
 I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the
way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.
 If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking-
don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
 U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u
compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
 Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a
paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
 I don't care how many lips u've kissed, how many shoulders u've embraced &
how many times u've said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
 We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart.
 Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u
understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
 Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always
remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
 If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong &
brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
 Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your
love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
 You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
 If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself
through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!
 I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking
at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2
 Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is
not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a
snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other's arms.
 Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a
desert from the Nile, but u can't stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
 What's missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you'll get a heart! If u pick U,
you'll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U
 Don't rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your
door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not
always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
 When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are
grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
 Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart
that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.
 Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
 What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and
flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
 Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter,
another summer too but there will never be another you!

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter
than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.
 Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your
face and I'm ready for war.
 The sky without stars is
like sleep without dreams
like song without music
like rose without smell
like face without smile
like ME without U!
 One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will
say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life
 Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love
with you was completely out of my control.
 How can u tell the rain not 2 fall ven clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves
not 2 fall ven the wind exists? How can u tell me not 2 fall in love ven u exist?
 Never say u are happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never
say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when I m still alive.
 To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a
heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
 I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd
stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
Funny sms.

Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light.
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din
Mein Kya Karte the?
 Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar
baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
 How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life
by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
 True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife
waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?
 Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody
who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!
 Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.
 Raamnavami aanewali hai, isiliye hum apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna,
Sadhna, Aarti mein lagaana chahtey hain. So... aapke pados mein in mein se koi
ho to bataao.
 Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, DHINCHAK DHINCHAK
Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek
aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!
 A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love
to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll
beat him to death!
 Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend
in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
 Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
 Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
 A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always
damaging & Competition improves service!
 How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole
instead of his eye!
 Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
 Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for
a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
 New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
General Students: Answer All questions
OBC: Write Any One question
SC: Only read questions
ST: Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation
 It's wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't! It actually makes u LEAN...
against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!
 Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh
p k doctor banega.
Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.

Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon..
Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.
 How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the
keyhole instead of his eye!
 Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me
aaye.
Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me
aaye.
 Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Khana?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.
 Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove.
Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy
Sunday.
 When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute,
beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is
BLIND!
 It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife;
four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
 Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not because you are cute
but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's
yours?
 Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
 A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything
there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes. 
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
 Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain?
Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!
 Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
 Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body.
Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big
liar.
 First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your
fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
 Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several
women happy!
 Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
"Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
 A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
 At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who
has made ur life worth living.
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
 Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi de... Teesri tandurasti...
Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.
 Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di. Next day Gujju ne apna Bank
acccount band karwa diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha: Hum aap k Sapno ko
Haqeeqat mein badal denge.

 Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas
kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai...
Silence for few Minutes...
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?

 Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist?

A: Tooth-Hurty!

 Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet
kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !

 Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or
Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or vo.. Garbhvati hai.

 Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na
kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Gud Day!

 Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano

Car.......preferably with Gas Kit!!!

 Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi ke liye aansoo kurban, dost ke liye jan bhi
kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.

 Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3

meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
 Doctor, cut off my dog's tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's
welcomed. 
Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual & well-
behaved persons... Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!

 Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?

Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
 Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai. Is sentence mein Rahul
kya hai?
Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya hai...
 Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k rangaa wich kho jao.. Kise nu apna bana
lao ya kise da ho jao.. Je kuchh vi ni hunda taan....Chakko Rajaai te so jao.
 I Love You is 8 letters long. Then again, so is bullshit.
 Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
 Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a
New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
 Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagaiye
Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!
 What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8
ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
 Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily,
become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.

Advice of dentist. "Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. Don't let any body else
use it, and get a new one every three months.
 Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
 What building has the most stories?
The Library.
 A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of
entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
 Asmaan mai tum ho, samundar mai tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum,
jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har
jagah hote hain.
 Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!
 Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
 If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from
the clock and Enjoy life!
 Education is incomplete without 5 B's
B - Bikes
B - Beers
B - Babes
B - Bunks and the most important
B - Backlogs!
 Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is
convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say 'Keep Quwait, Keep
Quwait'.

 Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get
heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?

 Only once in your life u'll get a right person with whom u'll get married, so, till
than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!

 Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise?
Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega
wo bhejunga.

 Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents were against their marriage.
Guess why?
They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de dand Bahar ne.
 Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi
hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde!

 Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but
what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

 Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la ke set cee.

Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi.
Chua: Ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi piti wich janani kut diti.

 I pray to God that any person who tries to fuck ur happiness, may his ass begin
to itch & his hand grow shorter that he can't reach his ass to scratch.

 Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan... 
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the
insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

 Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki
sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta'
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us
din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!
 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical
statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar
Utha Ke!
 How 2 catch squirrels?
It's simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U... U know Y?
Coz They Love NUTS!
 Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your
mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I'm MIND BLOWING.
 My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
 Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
 The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty
Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
 There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food,
Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.
 Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho, aur aur aur aur aur Lahnat hai aisi zindagi pe!

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album.
All ur relatives were standing behind u!
 Commerce joke: Do u know y in a couple's photo man is on the right side &
woman on the left?
Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
 Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about you!
 Some translations in Punjabi:
Yo baby! Wassup? Ve kaka, a uttey ki tangeya va?
Listen buddy, dat chick is mine! O bhaoo, o nikki kukree meri aa !
R u nuts? Tu akhrot an oye?
Rock the party. VATTEY mar jashan ch.
Lets hangout! Aja bahar lamkiye.
 Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar were kidnapped & raped by robbers.
Malik to Naukar: Shakal Dekhi thi un logon ki?
Pappu Naukar: Bibi ji se pucho mujhe to ulta litaya hua tha!
 Daru se Nasha badhta hai, Nashe se junun. Junun se mehnat, Mehnat se
paisa, Paise se izzat. Isliye Izzatdar wohi hai jo Daru pita hai !
 Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, asmaan me taro ka nazara tha, Bihari
premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma, Bidi
Piyegi ?
 A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always
damaging & Competition improves service!
 If u don't have a gf/bf, don't have a nice job, don't like partying & dancing, just
have a boring life, then don't worry just log on to www.rabba chukk lay.com
 A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect? 
Nurse: Rs.10,000. 
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000

Which is the most confusing day in America?
Thinking?
Still thinking?
Fathers day!
 Om Namah Shinay! Jai Sri Ram! Wahe Guru! Jai Sri Krishna! Darr Mat, kisi
ko forward nahin karna hai, khud hi jap le... PAAPI.
 In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the
cleavage!
 A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage. What did they
name them?!!!?
JO-hua, SO-hua
 Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
 There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food,
Good sleep & GOOD _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... Is right. Gud Day.
 When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from
your eyes always say these words... Eh Ganpat, chal daru la..
 Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya to... PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
 Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra.
BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD!
 Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj Chand
pe chadte utarte rahte hai.

Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality catches the heart. You are blessed
with both! Flattered? Don't Be! It was sent to me, and I just wanted you to read it.
 There was a man who never romped or played. He never smoked or drank, nor
kissed a girl. And he passed away, insurance was denied. Since he had never
lived, they claimed he never died. So live it up. CHEERS
 Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?
She replied: No! 
And the guy lived happily ever after.
 Daily Prayer: O GOD, give us strength & capacity to pay Income Tax, VAT,
CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp Duty,
CGT, Water Tax, Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess, Congestion Levy & many more.
Besides don't forget Gunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers etc... If we
have some time & money left after that, we will do some Business. Cheers to
Booming Indian Economy! Gud Day!
 Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied men! But behind a
satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man...!!
 All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to
someone else!
 There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss
your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-
Confidence.
 What would confuse a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.
Confused...? I knew you would be!
 How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS !
 A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is ur best gf?
He replied: The next one!
Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance.

The most interesting thing about this sms is that by the time you realize that
nothing is written in it.... it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
 Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting
the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian!
 If I was a painter, u would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my
story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a
psychiatrist.
 Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes:
3rd Prize: Lots of Luv.
2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship.
1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.
 No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is,
how wide the river is, I just wanna tell u... it's none of ur business.
 Ladies....it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime
have some fun with the wrong ones.
 Well, they do say opposite attracts... So I sincerely 'hope' you meet somebody
who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cuultured.
 A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of
entrepreneurs who never finished high school.
 In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman
requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
 Miss U Miss U sab kahein, par actually miss kare na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss
kare to fir SMS band kyun hoye!

A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most imp LAW of Finance for
Starting a New Business?
The Student replies: Father-in-Law
 A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread &
water.
Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the
motorist.
 M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghoch _, _ll_, Bhondu_, dekha...
Everything is incomplete without `U'
 As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for
having this amazingly gud luking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
 A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek
hona!
 Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.
 Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
 Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
 What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
 Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or
else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25
litres.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in
between your zip... take out your... book from your bag and study!
 Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it
home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!
 Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them...
How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.
 Aisa hai pyar humara, main kishti tu kinara, mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu
paneer, mai barish tu badal, mai rajmah tu chawal, mai hot tu cool, main April tu
Fool...ha ha ha!!
 Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know
this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME!
 Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
 Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days
when u r sad, after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!
 Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.
 Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.
 Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a
bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!
 Dear reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files
urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U !
 Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari, Rampyari. Ladke ka naam
kya hai.
Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU
 Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.
 Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood:
Red: Wild
Black: Sexy
Blue: Romantic
Pink: Seductive
White: Calm
Yellow: Time to change it...
 Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the
devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a
horrible day!
 Ek c Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
.
.
.
.
.
Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?
 Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again
 Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic
msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?
 Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to
the Fire brigade!

A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously:
'Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!'
 A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she
looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
 What did the Zero say to the Eight?
Nice Belt
 Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes
mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
 Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? 
Boy: Bilkul nahi! 
Gal: To phir rehne do...
 A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab
3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...
 Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere
deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.
 Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi
ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.
 Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d
reds rose. Plz don't u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don't parpoz d ROZ ROZ!
 If U Don't Eat Junk food, Don't Smoke, Don't Drink, Don't Have boy
Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site:
www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com

Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice.
 I'm leaving India!
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo,
uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai.
 Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
 It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI
 Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala:
Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
 Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main
doobonga to sahara dega.
 Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really
Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
 Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
 Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad
jayega.
 An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein
shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a
woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.
 A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So
what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa.
 Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear
expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
 Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin
karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
 Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
 Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our
meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger.
Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become a Krack-Jack
 Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
 Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky
Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
 When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also
send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
 Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya
kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono
marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
 Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car
de de
 Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
 Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath
nahin rakhunga
 J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main
kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !
 Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+
 Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri
galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
 Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
 Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It's urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
 People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work..make less mistakes,
People who do no work..make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes..get promoted.

What is the height of Flirting?
It's When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
 Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to...??
Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum...!
 Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
 Ganguly's Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly's Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
 U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or
husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
 Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na
howe.
Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.
 Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein
aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
 Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko
miley
 Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur
bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz
candle bujha dena
 A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see
anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

A friend is: Who lends you...
Pen in School...

 In French: Bon jour

In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?
 Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: Because they need a map.
 An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have
forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
 Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
 Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki
kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
 Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
 Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di
 Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
 Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye
jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja
raha hai

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
 Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes
everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
 It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
 Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona
chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain
 Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi
 Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi
kabhi aata hai
 Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. In
fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
 Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
 U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement
on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
 Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi
Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan
Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz
AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
 Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six
children?
The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
 A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the
four-year-old tell the three year old, "If you pretend you're asleep, he stops."
 A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
 Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist
Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut
 Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai
fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear
 What's the definition of a skeleton?
A striptease that went just too far...
 Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
 Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
 Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi..

Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those
poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks
 I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue, I'd do anything my
dear- Just to get away from you
 A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have
handled it but u still want to have it.
 When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes,
always remember 3 things: I'm with u, U have money & Bar is open
 In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or
profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
 Some dead people went to hell & were glad after seeing the board on gate.
Why?
Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT FOR SC/ST/OBC
 I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my
feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
 Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
 1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
 At a Rly stn a gal cheked her weight-58 kg
She removed sandal-56 kg
Then removed jacket-53kg
Then dupatta-52 kg
Coins khatam.
A baba in q behind her said- Beebe tu kam chaalu rakh, bhaan batheri hai babay
kol
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 Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?

Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

 Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain
BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti

 A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left
tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

 Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai
Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....

 Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

 Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,

Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!

 Teri Maa Di,

Tere Peo Di,
Teri Behan Di,
Tere Bhra Di,
Teri Bhabi Di,
Tere Pure Khandan Di,
Te Meri v Tu Jaan Hai

 Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko

dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir
bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai

 Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se,

jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se...

 Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata
hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone
Vibrator per hota hai


Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
 Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye
fase huye hain
 Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de! Bhagwan apko
Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur
shooru ho ja
 Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for
inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming
 May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and
may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
 Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no
bar! Caste No Bar!
But gal's father shoul have his own Bar.
 Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge.
 FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You
are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
 What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
 Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon,
Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do

What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni
purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
 I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts
into a piece of crap. -Scott E. Roeben
 Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich
as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
 Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai or recharge
khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4
peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar
mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
 Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
 Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
 Do you know the difference between a pun and a fart?
A pun is a sudden shift of wit!
 A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they
named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'
 Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-
Gum ho jaat hai.
 What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
 Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
 There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads: We may never
piss this way again.
 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
 It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or
anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty
mind.
 Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!
 Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
 What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud
hv immediately.
 Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek
hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
 How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to
wipe it off!

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.
 Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.
 Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to
nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani
mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
 Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade
hain
 Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have
never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
 In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.
 Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has
adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.
 Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-
bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam
kariye.
 I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my
feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
 Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is
bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
 Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still
together............Who?
Your bum cheeks!!
 Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho,
Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal
kahenge! Ha ha ha!
 SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar...
Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami
Messageanand.
 I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back...... Nice
Ass!!!
 A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything
new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'
 Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to
do so.
 When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, I need ur
hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye Haath Mujhe De De
Thakur
 Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to
someone who fits the description! Don't send it back; I've already received
hundreds.
 So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.

The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. Which movie did
he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......
 Geeta Sar: SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS
kabhi veyarth nahi jaata, Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!
 Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now
you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
 God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers,
God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.
 I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so
perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
 When words fail... eyes work,
when eyes fail... heart works,
and when heart fails... to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU'
 The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can
take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
 Geet Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai, isiliye he praani tu
bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS kar, isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga.
 Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali,
jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
 Tum sada haste raho, sada muskurate raho, khush raho, gun-gunate raho,
hamesha mast raho. Mera kya hai, log tumhe hi PAGAL kahenge!

May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up
your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
 Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to
exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
 I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner &
say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
 Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her
anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
 When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world
seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
 Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo,
ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
 If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without
any down payment.......log onto our website: www.kutteapniaukatmeinrah.com.
 Mom: Andy, where r u off to now?
Son: I`m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.
 Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and
in the right half, nothing is left.
 Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1
sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is
too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
 Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat
for you. You know Whose?
Your Own Stupid!
 When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u
but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!
 This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole
Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
 If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like
Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
 Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I
remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs
more care.
 Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few
buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
 If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a
genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
 Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
 Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the
pressure.

Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is
2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.
 A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
 Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent,
respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.
 When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
 My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't
reach my goal, I'll still be successful.
 Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your
figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
 Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi
bandar hai.
 Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's
where you get your shitty ideas from!
 Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2
her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
 Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.
 A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
 Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye aanso per
lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain.
 Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still
together.
Who?
Ur bums.
 Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.
 Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory!
Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!
 Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A: A Moti-vaiting.
 Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is
bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
 Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya
SARI, tum na badalna.
 Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin
sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few
sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.
 Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for
this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.
 Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be
transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
 Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people
talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
 The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second
half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
 When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one
is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
 Look at the world around u; u'll see God's creativity. Look at the breakfast
table; u'll c God's providence. Look at the mirror u'll c God's sense of humor.
 A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon,
your son!
Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!
 You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so you can live and
have a shower so others can live.
 Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the
consequences.

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil
thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
 I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I
lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again
 The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
 I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
 What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of
you & torture is thinking of you too much.
 Banta: How does an attorney sleep?
Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.
 Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see
monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
 I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean,
seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?
 A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng
maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
 Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no
bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS

Friendship sms

Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes
won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my Friend is forever worthwhile.
 Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with
kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.
 Friendship opens many doors, Each with a different view. But none could be
more beautiful, than the one that leads to you..!!
 A true friend understands when you say, "I forgot..." waits forever when you
say, "1 minute..." stays when you say, "leave me alone..." and opens the door,
'even before you knock...'
 Don't love the love unless the love loves u and if the love loves u, love the love
in such a way that it doesn't love anybody else!
 Affection is sign of love, laughing is sign of happiness, praying is sign of good
faith and choosing me as a friend is your first act of smartness.
 Friendship is not how long we have been together not how much you have
given or received. Not how many times we have helped each other. It's only how
we value one another.
 True friends are those who care without hesitation, remember without
limitation, forgive without any explanation & luv even with little communication!
 You are strong as RUM.. Fine as WINE.. Cool as BEER.. Classic as WHISKY..
Sophisticated as VODKA.. in short I'm totally TUNN in your friendship.
 My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money
but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet U and know how rich I
turned out to be!

When a person can find sorrow behind ur smile, words behind ur silence, love
behind ur anger; u can believe that person is your true friend.
 Friendship is silent gift of nature.. More old .. more strong.. More deep.. more
clear.. More close.. more warm.. Less words.. more understanding.
 Friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz it's always fun with each
other but also bcoz smone won't mind going down to see another one rise.
 I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be
accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.
 Friendship is all about three things -winning, losing n sharing. Winning your
friends heart, losing your self ego, and sharing joys n sorrows.
 Fine friends open my eyes, smart friends open my mind, but only sweet friend
like you open my heart.
 The importance of a good friend in our lives is like the importance of our
Heartbeat's! Though they r not visible, they silently support our Life.
 The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a
word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
 Nice friends will b remembered as special blessings n there r very few as
precious as you, n that's the very special reason why I keep in touch with u.
 Life they say is touch and go. Some people you know may only be there for
sometime. Some may go away, but people who find you special will always find
ways to stay.

To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason and to
care without expectation is the heart of a True Friend like U!
 I may not b the most important person in ur LIFE... But I just hope that One
day when u hear my name u wud just SMILE & say: Hey that's my friend.
 Having a Crush is sweet; Falling in Luv is Exciting; Having a Heart break
Shocks; But, having a Friend like U totally Rocks!
 Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest, who came first , or
who cares the best... It's all about who came and never left.
 Nice people are the best part of our memories, that time can never erase and
when l am blessed with people like you, my memories are always worth
treasuring.
 Friends should be like zero's. When you add, they are the same. When u
subtract, they are again the same but when u try to divide, they become
INFINITY.
 Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be
thankful that once, along my life's journey I had U in my heart.
 Friends are a promise made in the heart.. Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable by
distance... Unchangeable by time. It's lovely to have u as one!
 I droped a coin in d sea & prayed fot a smart & intelligent friend. Then God
gifted U to me & said: Itne paise to mein aisa hi milega!
 Dreams are to be forgotten, reality to be lived, desires to be fulfilled, destiny to
be reached, promises to be kept, relationship to be respected and friendship to be
Treasured !

Sometime in life we think we don't need anyone... but sometime in life we don't
have anyone when we need... so don't let ur best buddies go!
 Friendship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with lou, tears &
cheers, but it dries up if left untouched. So, keep in Touch Always.
 lf you get less messages from me, don't think that l didn't care for you, but l'm
searching for the best message for a best person like you!
 Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is
hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
 Friends are like stars..you do not always see them but you know they are
always there!
 I realised today our friendship means so much to me that if we were the last in
a sinking ship & we have only one life jacket I'll....hmmmmm..... MISS U YAAR.
 People Fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it
doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.
 If anyone ever asked me, what the statement, "Life Is Beautiful" meant to me,
I'd just put my hand around your shoulder, hold you close to me and say "This is
it".
 Friendship requires little effort... Even when friends are busy with their own
lives, a simple sms reminds each other that u r not forgotten.
 Friends are amazing when they are new, they are wonderful when they are
true, but they are a "Blessing" when they are like U.

Friends change, I know they do, but this friend will always belongs to you.
Friends hurt, I know they do, but this friend gets hurt more without U.
 Friendship is when you have had a huge fight, deciding once for all... 'That's
it', but then you decide to put aside your egos, hold hands & say, "I Need U..."
 Friendship is a cheque of $ HAPPY/- When u feel upset and alone withdraw it
from my account; when u are too happy, deposit it in my heart !
 Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves. Count your life with smiles,
not tears & when your life has reached its autumn, count your age by friends, not
years.
 People say relations are made in heaven, but some get broken up here on
Earth called Hell. But I got a friend like U, here in hell and made my life
HEAVEN.
 A friend is a push when u r stopped, a guide when u r searchin , a song when u
r glad, a word ven u r lonely, a smile when u r sad.
 Eyes r parents, Heart is lover, Brain is teacher, Brothers & Sisters r fingers,
but a loving Friend is Blood! So always keep flowing regularly. Gud Morning!
 Alone I can only say but together we can shout, alone I can only smile but
together we can laugh, alone I can only live but together we can celebrate. That's
being friends.
 There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links
our hearts together even if we walk separate roads of life.
 The loveliest day comes when u wakeup each day & find out that luv still
colours ur world through friends, who truly care & never fail to remember.

I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted
as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.
 A lover makes you realise, 'how wonderful the world is', but its a friend who
makes you realise, 'how wonderful you are!'
 True friends see u true, believe in things u want to do, feel glad when ur
dreams come true. Best of all they don't judge u, they simply luv u coz u r u!
 The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people
like u knowing even the bad in u... that makes a gud Relationship!
 I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart. U'll b
classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!
 Gud relationship is like a tree. It demands attention & care in d beginning. But
once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life
 A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend
is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.
 U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to
others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.
 A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by
the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.
 Friends r like street lights along the road. They don't make the distance any
shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!
 One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So, choose people
having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces
 Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, be patient &
realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.
 Sometimes in life, we tend 2 run so fast that we don't notice firends r running
with us, we only notice them when we fall & they stop 2 pick us up.
 Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher, fingers brothers & sisters, but a
loving friend is blood! So, always keep flowing regularly. Gud Day!
 Art of friendship is like playing a musical instrument. First u must learn to
play by rules & then u must forget the rules & play from ur Heart.
 I have opened an emotional account for u in my heart. Deposit ur friendship in
it and I'll make sure that U receive the interest as long as I'm alive.
 Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When u r
right, no one remembers, but when u r wrong, no one forgets. Don't worry! I'm
here to remember ur rights and forget ur wrongs.
 Friendship is a bridge between U n Me, when u r sad & lonely cross it, I'll wait
on the other side forever & if u r afraid, just tell me, I'll cross it for U.
 Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice
it is. Like wise u don't know 'how good u are, but I know How Special U R.
 Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain, magar hum kehte
hain k achche sitare gir k aap jaise dost ban jaate hain. Gud Morning!

You konw what? I like u!
You know why? Coz u r the best.
You know why? In ur own simple ways, u make me feel special.
U know when? Since the day we became friends.
 The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time coz when u give someone ur
time, u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll never get back.
 Friends are like Street Lights along the road. They don't make the distance any
shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile.
 Friends are amazing when they are new, they are wonderful when they are
true, but do you know they are a Blessing when they are like U.
 Birth is the start of life; Beauty is the art of life; Mystery, risk & tensions are
part of life but friends like U are Heart of life.
 Each day God sends his angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with
wings or with halo. Instead, they come in disguise & we call 'em friends. Thnx 4
being an angel to me!
 No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send, just a..caring heart
saying....Take Care always my dear friend.
 Hearts could only luv for a while, feet cud only walk for a mile, clothes won't
forever be in style but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.
 Sometimes in life v tend 2 run so fast tht v don't notice friends running with
us, we only notice thm wen we fall & they r there to hold us. So run, as I'm there 2
hold U
 Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond. If u get diamond, don't ever
forget the gold coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.

Open ur door when u r alone, open ur heart when u feel sad, but don't open ur
hand when u need a friend, coz I'm already holding ur hand forever.
 U r my best friend forever & always we're together too much but far not
enough & if u die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two
 Stars are unapproachable, Sun is very hot... Moon is too far... So God gave me
a friend like you so that I can say 'I've my own little Universe'
 When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enough 2 carry on don't give
up, coz where ur strength ends my worth as ur Friend begins.
 There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, that's the gift
of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in u!
 I want you to know that your friendship mean's alot to me. If we were on a
sinking boat & there's only 1 lifejacket... I would really miss you.
 Friendship is a gift when it's new, it's a miracle when it's true but u know
what? It's a blessing when it'is U
 A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when u have nowhere to
go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious, a friend is U !
 Forever in my heart, u wud be cherished & in my mind ur alwayz thought of,
we may be far away but in my heart u remain 1 of the special person I gained in
life. I'm blessed to hv a Friend Like u.
 If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the
sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for
the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u
 Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble
remembering how to fly.
 True friends see u true, believe in things u wanna do, feel glad wen ur dreams
come true, best of all they don't judge, they simply luv u coz u r u
 My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2
options left....I.C.U or......U C me
 We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship. I
can sum up our relationship in those three words: U R Lucky
 A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like
the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning
 Few Relations In Earth Never Die. Wanna know wht is it?
(F)ew
(R)elations
(I)n
(E)arth
(N)ever
(D)ie
 Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are
timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
 God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to
select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U
 The words that escape a friend's mouth r: I'll be there when u say u need me.
But the words that r unheard from a true friend's heart r: I'll be there... whether u
say u need me or not

If time slips away without a word from me, U don't hv 2 worry about our
friendship coz feelings, beyond words, will always keep me AROUND!
 Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a
friend like u.Why should only I suffer!
 Friendship is about bringing out the +ve when everything seems -ve, being
accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking
& laughing. Friendship is about us & for that I'm gr8ful
 Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all
alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always
depend on
 If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll
be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is
trust & I'm the happiest man
 Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a
happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
 Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that
friendships don't have an expiry date.
 Last night I dreamt that I was walking with God n I told him that I've a friend
like u. He smiled n said: Beta, sab pichle janam k paap hain
 Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u
lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they are just standing by. Gud
Morning
 Sitting in the loo, thinking about u.. I'm passim this msg to you so that even
you know what I feel 4 you. Friend, life is shit without YOU !

Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain. Farq sirf itna
hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain
 Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
 Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by
pledge... it is a promise renewed every time we meet. Keep in touch.
 Hold a true friend with both your hands; don't let go for true friend comes
once in a lifetime. That's why I'm holding you tight! Can't let U go
 Good friends care for each other. Close friends understand each Other. And
true friends stay forever beyond words, beyond time.
 A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to
others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
 Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like
Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!
 We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we
njoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's
Luv
 Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may
not follow. Do not walk beside me either; just leave me alone.
 Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines
made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U. Good Morning!

Have a Heart that never breaks; Have a Smile that never fades; have a touch that
never hurts; Have a Friendship that never ends, Like Ours!
 Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than
laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
 It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in
a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!
 Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai
jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
 Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who
will stand by you when millions are against you.
 Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, and they help
us as we walk through life. Thanks for being just right for me!
 Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.
 I can't find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b
asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
 Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is
always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!
 Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.

Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends
bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding
 Kaliyan bina na phulan vichon mehak aundi, phulan bina na haar piroye
jaande, maapeyan bina na zindagi vich aish hundi te yaran bina na dukhre roye
jande.
 True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe
that this condition is permanent. -Erwin T. Randall
 Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly
planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God
 1 Advice- Don't change, 1 Request- Take care, 1 Wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I
Hate U, 1 Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.
 Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge ur
friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.
 Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent
LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.
 Tere dil dian mitra tu jaane, saade dil vich tan yari teri hai,
Tu jinne din sada yaar raven, sanu unni umar batheri hai!
 Friendship is like war easy to start, difficult to end and impossible to forget. So
I am having war with you, I hope you don't want peace.
 God picked up a flower, dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned
into u n then he gifted it to me & said this friend is for u!

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the
most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem.. a friend like you.
 All mornings r like a painting, u need a little inspiration to get u going, a little
smile to brighten it & a message from someone who cares to color ur day.
 Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. In
taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.
 Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u
lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
 A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they are
accepted, liked & appreciated. So, here's a big smile just for U
 Painting is a feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is
precious, b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.
 A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall.
A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur
sms. Keep SMS'ing
 Painting is feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious,
b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.
 Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear
your voice I fall in love all over again.
 Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet... but has
go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.
 Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain,
otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.
 A true friend understands when u say `I forgot', waits 4ever when u say `just a
min', stays with u when u say `leave me alone' & opens his heart even b4 u knock
 If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in
hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U
 I don't care how many lips u've kissed, how many shoulders u've embraced &
how many times u've said, I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur last!
 Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv, bcoz sun rises in the east
and sets in the west but friendship rises in the heart and sets after Death.
 Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple
things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile.
 People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a
friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
 Dosti- kaho to ek lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sagar, dubo to zindagi,
karo to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhare to sara zamana, simte to sirf TUM !
 Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u; Heart: To
love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me and say hi...!
 Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi
and friendship begins with U n ME!
 God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned
into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
 Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it
gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.
 I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that
loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.
 A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears
are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
 Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It's an asset not a liability, always a
credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.
 Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are
like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
 Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don't
vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.
 Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to
forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.

Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never
matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the
seashore.
 I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I
could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.
 Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship
starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!
 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from
worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have me as Ur Friend.
 I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend
who for me does not consult his calendar.
 Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2
ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.
 True friends r like the mornings, u can't have them whole day but u can be
sure they'll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever.
 Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to
receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.
 Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will
always be thankful that once in my life's journey we became friends!
 A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who
sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'
 I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur
wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!
 Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho,
juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!
 Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be
replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.
 Don't place me in your eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in your heart, so that
every beat reminds you that this friend is always there for you.
 If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold
ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
 Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. Its like when the hand
gets hurt, eyes cries, and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.
 People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some
will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.
 Q: What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!
 Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only because its always fun
being with u but also because I won't mind going down to see u rise.
 Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4
ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.

When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new... I wud
like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"
 Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its
true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.
 A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know
what? It's sweetest when its you.
 Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts
is that somehow in our busy lives, we remember EACH OTHER.
 A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.
Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
 Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom &
without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
 Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be
replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.
 Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is
hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
 Life can b hard & not always fun, but as night brings dark morning brings sun.
Ven life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I'll always b there!
 U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives
or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
Missing You SMS
Missing u sms

There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of
ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U!
 What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that u feel when u
meet them but the pain u feel when u miss them. Miss U!
 What makes some people dearest is NOT just the happiness that you feel when
you meet them; but it's the pain you feel when you miss them...
 It's nice feeling when you know that someone loves you, someone misses you,
someone needs you, but it feels much better when you know that someone never
forgets you.
 There are 2 types of enjoyment. One is being with a friend. The other is being
with the memories of friends. Miss u but not ur memories.
 Have you seen my smile because the last time I wore it was when I was with
you. Miss U.
 Missing someone gets easier everyday, coz even though it's one day further
from the last time u saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time u'll.
 Nobody is right till somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is
strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till somebody is
gone. Missing U!
 Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone, when u are in
a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd.
 Relationship is like a Violin, music may stop now & then, but strings are
attached forever. So if u b in touch or not, u r always remembered. Miss U!


Changes in life are good, but see to that changes don't take you far away from the
people who love and care you...including myself. Missing U!
 My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are
only two options left: Either I C U or U C Me! Missing U!
 Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the
one who misses u, miss the one who wishes the best for U.
 No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send. Just a 'Caring Heart'
saying, 'Take Care!' Miss U!
 God must be partial to have endowed a single soul with so much beauty, grace,
panche, elgance & allure. If I ever have d luxury of dreaming of u, I bet I'll b
afraid of waking up coz I wouldn't want 2 lose U!
 Nobody's right till sumbody's wrong.
Nobody's weak till sumbody's strong.
Nobody's lucky till luv comes along.
Nobody's lonely till sumbody's gone. Missing U!
 Those we Luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday... unseen &
unheard, still near... still loved... still Missed & still very dear. Missing U
 Whenever I miss U, I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur
msgs. I'll just put my right hand across my chest & will feel U!
 Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every
smile is a sign of kindness, every SMS is a sign of rememberance. Miss U!
 Your absence should be long enough so that somebody misses u, it shouldn't
be so long that somebody finds out that how well he can do without u...!

A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A
sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur
sms. Keep SMS'ing.
 What makes a frindship special is the way each one remembers the other
when they are apart. They miss the talks, the laughs n the time they spent
together. Life changes, memories don't. I miss U.
 Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing
*Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing.
 As I watched the ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy
they r, they still communicate with each other. Hope we'll be like them, in touch
always.
 What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when
we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
 A simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, simple Care make us
fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I Miss U
 Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the
time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed
together.
 What makes some people Dearer? It's not just the happiness that u feel when
u meet them but the pain u feel, when u miss them. Miss U
 Close ur eyes..., Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. Now
breath... I miss u as much as u missed the air.
 Near ones are not dear, dear ones are not near, it is easy to remember the near
ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones. Missing You.

Don't forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling
star. Missing You!
 Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every
smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a sign of remembrance
 I drink to make other people interesting
 Lessons of life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2
4give, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, n learn 2 luv & learn 2 say: U Miss me!
 Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha, man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga, dil
ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi, unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi... I miss U
 Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply, 
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I'm just giving u time to miss me!
 Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll
wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
 I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be
transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
 What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when
we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
 Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg
doesn't reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple
reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.
 Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I
have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
 I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it
was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
 I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b
honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn't learn how to stop missing u.
 I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we're
both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about.
 There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out
of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
 I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh,
but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry.
Miss you.
 My eyes are hurting coz I can't see u, my arms r empty coz I can't hold u, my
lips are cold coz I can't kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I'm not with u.
 U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u
hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.
 The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you
can't have them.

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you
means I'm missing you.
 Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
But, it doesn't mean dat I forget u.
Im just givin u time 2 miss me!
 Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W !
It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!
 God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But
why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Shyari sms

Aap pe kurbaan hmari Yaari hai, hanske mar jaane ki Tayyari hai,
Yeh silsila na khatam ho humaari Dosti ka, humne to yaad kar liya ab aapki Baari
hai. 6
 Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge,
Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge,
Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki, 
Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge.
 Zindagi... Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo... Warna... Sulag to rahi hi
hai, khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. Gud Day!
 Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
U to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!
 Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega.
 Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskrate pal,
Dilse juda hai apna bita hua kal
Kabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me,
Ab waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaz k note kamane me.
 Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!
 Har khomoshi mein ek baat hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai, 
Aapko pata ho ya na ho par aapki khushi k liye roz fariyad hoti hai.
 Dosti ki mahek ishq se kam nahi hoti,
Ishq pe hi zindgi khatm nahi hoti, 
Agar sath ho zindgi men achche dosto ka, 
Zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahi hoti.
 Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulakat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
Aur Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.

Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen,
Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen, 
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan, 
Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan.
 Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,
jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte...
 Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
 Aap khubsurat hain itne, ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai, hum
nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil, aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai. Good
Morning.
 Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
 Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai,
teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.
 Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene
kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
 Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya
hai.
 Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad karte hai.
 Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.

Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da.
 Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla,
PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla,
Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha, 
Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha.
 Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton K�HIN��R ho gaye.
 Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.
 Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
Pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
Lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
Pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da... Enjoy!
 Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.
 Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane,
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane,
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein,
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
 Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.
 Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
 Judai apki rulati rahegi,
yaad apki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.

Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota.
 Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashuk asi phasavange.
 AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun
di.
Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.
 Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu
din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa.
 Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.
 Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya
koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.
 Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste, anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate
hain, milne ki khushi de ya na de bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.
 Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
 Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de
 Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat
chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat
hai nahane ki.

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
 Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
 Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, Jab dil me ho aap har pal ke liye.
 Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri
botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam
 Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?
Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab
bana chadeya
 Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,
Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,
Dil mein kyon na uge yaad teri,
Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.
 Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein, kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin
raha,
Jajbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein, ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva
kuch nahi raha
 Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,
Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi
 Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
 Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,
Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,
Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay,
Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai

Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.
 Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi.
 Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai, Agar palak kuch der
na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai, Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak
tadap uthti hai.
 Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein,
Meri Mohabbat ki tauhin hogi,
Main 4 logon ke kandhe pe hounga,
Aur meri jaan paidal hogi
 Dil kare
Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,
Dil Kare
Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,
Dil Kare
Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,
Dil kare
Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!
 Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain
 Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
 Aansuon ko bohut samjhaya ke yun na aya karo, mehfil mein hamara mazaak
na udaya karo, is par aansu bole mehfil mein tumhe akela paate hain isliye chale
aate hain.
 Chaand to nikla hai magar yeh raat na hai pehli si,
Yeh mulaaqaat, mulaaqaat na hai pehli si,
Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se,
Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat na hai pehli si.
 Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui,
To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana,
Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko,
Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana


Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
 Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai
 Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare,
Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein, lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai me
 Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui,
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga,
Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
 Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita
 Khuda se maine ek dua mangi, dua me apni maut mangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe me de du par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi
umar mangi.
 Tumhara noor hi hai jo pad rha chehre par warna kaun dekhta muje andhere
mein
 Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
 Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi
chaturai likhan,
Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye, das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai
likhan,
Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puchdi, das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan
 Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko
roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...
 Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai,
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai,
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai
 Ankho me aansuo ko ubharne na diya,
Mitti ke motiyo ko bikharne na diya,
Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan,
Us raah se kisi ko gujarne na diya
 Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor
 Sawaal paani ka nahi, Pyaas ka hai,
Sawaal maut ka nahi, Saans ka hai,
Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahi Vishwas ka hai
 Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein, Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton
mein,
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge, Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein
 Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye; Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye
Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost; Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye
 Tu te hor kisse di ho gayi ni sannu laake Jhoothe laare,
Galiyan de vich rulde phirde ni assi Naina de Vanjaare...
 Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda,
Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda...
 Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!

Jee karda hai tere kol aake ruk javan, Hanjhu ban ke akhan cho teriya galan te
aake suk javan, Rabb hor kujh deve na mainu bas teri bukal vich aake mukk javan
 Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.
 Saton Aasmaon ki sair ham kar aaye,
Har ek tare se Dosti kar aaye,
Ek Tara khas tha jise hum apne saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap is zameen par kyoon aaye?
 Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye,
Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye,
Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi,
Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye
 Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,
Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;
Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,
par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin.
 Suraj paas ho na ho, Roshni aaspaas rehti hai,
Chand paas ho na ho, Chandni aaspaas rehti hai,
Waise hi aap paas ho na ho,
Apki Yaadein hamesha saath rehti hai!
 Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I'm talking abt Yoga
 Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain,
Aur kyon na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirch' hai.
 Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai.
 Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi,
Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi,
Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal,
Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi,

Kaghaz kaghaz haraf sajjaya karta hai,
Tanhai main sheher basaaya karta hai,
Kaisa paagal shaks hai saari saari raat,
Deewaroon ko dard sunaya karta hai,
Ro daita hai aap hi apni baatoon par,
Aur phir khud ko aap hansaaya karta hai.
 Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga,
Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein,
Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein,
Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.
 Kaash is dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye,
Hum apko yaad karein, aur aapko khabar ho jaye,
Khuda se maangte hain ki aap jise bhi chaho,
Woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye.
 Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai.
Apni yadon se keho ki yun na sataya kare,
Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai.
 Abhi to Baaj ki asali udaan baaki hai,
Abhi to aapka imtihan baaki hai,
Abhi tak to aapne zamin dekhi hai,
Abhi to pura aasmaan baaki hai.
 Zindagi hai to khwab hain,
Khwab hain to manzilein hain,
Manzilein hain to raste hain,
Raste hain to Mushkilein hain,
Mushkilein hain to MAIN HOON NAA.
 Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahin, kyonki ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahin,
Aap kehte ho tum patthar dil ho, par patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahin.
 Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya,
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
 Mit gaye hain sab zakham,
Bas nishaan baaki reh gaya,
Saza puri ho gayi,
Karna gunaah baaki reh gaya.
 Jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati,
Marna chahte hain magar maut paas nahi aati,
Bahut udas hain hum is zindagi se,
Unki yaadein bhi to tadpane se baaz nahi aati.

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi,
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.
 Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki,
Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
 Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
 Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde,
Te yaar yarran nal gusse,
Aa sajna gal lag miliye,
kite mar na jaiye russe.
 Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishq karne wale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.
 Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si
lagti hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
 Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.
 Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai,
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai.
 Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
 Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.....

Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch majburian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.
 Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dushmanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to ab yaad kiya nahi karte
 Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar jhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.
 Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho??
 Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.
 Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
 Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
 Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.
 Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
 Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
 Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.
 Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
 Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
 Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
 Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
 Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,
Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,
 Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
 Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
 Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum,
Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.

Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
 Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun
kehta.
 Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
 Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
 Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.
 Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega? 
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
 Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
 Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
 Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
 Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
 Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,
Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega.
 Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.
 Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
 Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte bhi ho to bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
 Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
 Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
 Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye,
Tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.
 Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,
To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti,
Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein,
Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen.
 Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar, Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah, Dil ko hai
tujh se na milne ka yakeen, Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan waste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan waste,
Tussi ek vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jawange tuhanu manaan waste!
 Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.
 Ae dil unki yaad mein rona fizul hai, ansu anmol hai, inko khona fizul hai,
Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar ho, uske liye kya rona jiske ashiq hazaar hon
 Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna.
 Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo,
Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain,
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo.
 Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.
 Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake, 
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
 Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.
 Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega, dil kahun to bikhar jayega,
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega!
 Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti
samaan, Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!
 Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.
 Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke,
Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,
Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur,
Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.
 Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai.
 Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki?
Agge Ghora
 Akhan di benuri changi nahi hundi,
Sajna kolon doori changi nahi hundi,
Kade kade tan milya kar,
Har vele majboori changi nahi hundi.
 Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.
 Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko hansi aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati toh hogi!
 Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote hain,
Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hain,
Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle,
Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain.
 Kal tera viah hoju, sada dil te akhian roan giyan,
Asin granth sahib chuk k laijange terian lavan kidan hongian.

Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai main jana chod diya,
Aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya, humne mobile charge karna chod diya!
 Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi, mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi,
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de, udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi.
 Sehmi-2 nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge,
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aap har gam bhula denge.
 Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai...CHEERS!
 Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.
 Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.
 Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga,
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein,
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hein Uljhee Zulfain,
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein
 Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jab hum hi na rahenge to dosti kaun
karega,
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega.
 Suni zindagi mein halchal si mehsoos hui, bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus
hui,
Jane aaj kyu aisa laga, shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui.
 Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko, log chehre tak bhul jate hai,
Tum samandar ki baat karte ho, log aankho me dub jate hai.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga, pehle
socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun phir usse mera ka khayal aaya hoga.
 Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte hai tumko, par tumhe chahne wala
to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se, paar khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla.
 Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hai ki
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.
 Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
 Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai.

Greeting sms

I wanted to send you wishes for a year filled with prosperity, health & lots of fun!
Hope you have a happy Diwali!
 Best wishes to you for a Diwali that is filled with sweet moments and
memories to cherish for long.
Happy Diwali!
 May the divine light of Diwali spread into your Life peace, prosperity,
happiness and good health.
 With the gleam of Diyas
And the echo of the chants
May happiness and contentment fill your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!
 This is a special time when family And friends get together for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer in your days,
In this festive season of Diwali and always!
Happy Deepavali
 This DIWALI may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's
trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his
ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Diwali!
 Smile is a language of love; Smile is a source to win hearts; Smile creates
greatness in your personality; So, keep smiling!
 Happiness cannot be owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is a
spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. Gud day!
 When u feel God is rubbing u against da rocks, don't think that u will ruin
down 2 dust, it's just that he is polishing a gem, coz u are precious.
 Welcome the new morning with smile on your face, love in your heart and
good thoughts in your mind and you will have a wonderful day. Gud Day!

Notice something? Your phone got heavier with this message! Because, it's loaded
with love, affection, care and prayers to keep you happy!
 Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at u, live life so well that even death
loves to c u live, fight so hard that even fate accepts its defeat. Gud Day!
 I pray for you... A life that you truly deserve; A life as good as your heart; A life
as bright as your smile; A life as wonderful as you. Have a Wonderful Day!
 Extending One Hand to Help Somebody has More Value, than Joining Two
Hands for Prayer. Gud Day.
 As I open my eyes, I thank God for allowing me to see a new day & to greet a
Sweet friend like U! Gud Morning!
 Colors are brightening up the scene, the water sprinkling up high, the holi is
almost here... so, enjoy!! Happy Holi !
 Rang udaye Pichkari, rang se rang jaye duniya sari, holi ke rang aapke jeevan
ko rang de, ye shubkamna hai hamari. Happy Holi!
 An honest smile, smiled from a smiling heart, crossing miles apart, has just
reached ur inbox to wish u a day full of smiles & happiness. Gud Day!
 Believe where others doubt; Work where others Refuse; Save where others
waste & Stay where others Quit. Dare to be different. Believe in urself! Gud Day.
 Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry.. Grudges, Sadness,
Pain, Fear and Regrets. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. Happy New Year.

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings Hope, Afternoon brings
Faith, Evening brings Love, Night brings Rest, Hope you will all of them
everyday. Happy New Year.
 Jingle the bells and play the music loud, for Santa Claus is coming to town!
Merry Christmas!
 May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing
you a season of blessings from heaven above. Merry Christmas.
 Squeeze the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to
the future. Gud Day!
 Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to dream, to smile
and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow. Good Night.
 Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece
of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise it's a brand new day. Good Morning.
 U r the reason for my sleepless nights. U r the reason why I tend to hold my
pillow tight. It's u that I'm thinking of when I lay down at night. And u r
thereason I can't sleep without sayin Gudnight.
 Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. That's why your angel is
texting you right now, saying HELLO and wishing you to be safe all the time.
 The Breeze has awakened the Earth & the Sun has coloured our world. The
birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Gud
Morning.
 Girls misuse it, anger steals it, models sell it, photographers cage it, doctors
advice it, death freezes it, artists create it. That's a SMILE! Keep smiling!

The dark clouds started moving. The pleasant reddish sun started rising in the
east. The beautiful flowers started to bloom. The mild cool breeze slowly makes
you feel fresh. Get up dear friend, It's time to wake up. Gud Morning.
 No one can go back & make a new beginning but anyone can start from now &
make a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!
 In soft gleaming night of stars, may all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night, bring love and joy to you. Happy Birthday to you.
 A lovely message for a lovely person from a lovely friend for a lovely reason at
a lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style to wish u a Gud
Day!
 God's love has no limit. God's Grace has no measure. God's power knows no
boundaries. May u have God's endless blessings today and forever.
 May the saddest days of your future be better than the happiest days of your
past. Gud Day!
 Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is
that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care, U R precious!
 A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for
Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Day!
 Wash ur face and wash ur feet! Now it's time 2 fall asleep. Your eyes are weak
and mouth can't speak so, hope this nite shall b nice n sweet. Good Night.
 No matter if the sky is black or blue.. No matter .. If there are stars or moon..
As long as ur heart is true.. Sweet dreams will always be with u. Gud Night!

Every little smile can touch somebody's heart. May u find 100's of reasons to
smile today! May u b the reason for someone else to smile! Gud Day!
 One day ur dreams'll come true. One day ur presence shall be precious. One
day you'll be the happiest person in this world and that day may be today! Gud
Day!
 Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to dream, to smile
and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow. Gud Night.
 Birds fly high without looking down. So, if you want to be high, don't look
down. Aim high and keep going... I wish you fly like a bird.
 If life is a game, I wish you to win. If life is a journey, I wish you to walk on
roses. If life is a joy, I wish you to always smile. Have a great and successful day!
 A wish is just a wish. A resolution is just a resolution. But, goals have
deadlines & are stepping stones down the path, the stair-case to your dreams.
Gud luck !
 Delay is the enemy of efficiency, and waiting is the enemy of utilization. So...
don't delay anything and don't wait for anything. Dud Day!
 When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's First day. When you
want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's Last day. Have a Gr8
Day!
 Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a
mother it will teach us some important lessons of life. Gud Day!
 Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the
day saying, I will try again tomorrow. Gud Night!

Morning is not only a surprise but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the
darkness and spreads the light. May this be a beautiful day. Gud Morning.
 If life is a game, I wish you to win. If life is a journey, I wish you to walk on
roses. If life is a joy, I wish you to always smile. Have a great & successful day.
 Since your eyes are looking tired, let your eye lashes hug each other for few
hours. Happy journey into the world of dreams. Gud Night and Sweet Dreams.
 We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when
all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
Gud Day!
 Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart, let the sun paint a smile on ur face, remove
all clouds of doubt & fear and receive God's Gift of Life. Good Morning.
 Smile in pleasure... Smile in pain... Smile when trouble pours like rain... Smile
when someone hurts u... Smile coz someone still loves to see u Smilinig.
 Talk happiness. Talk faith. Talk health. Say you are well, and all is well with
you, and God shall hear your words and make them true. Gud Day
 If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be, don't wish to be
someone else because u are wonderful the way you are! Gud Day!
 Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over ur troubles, but gather
strength from them. Have fun with ur difficulties, but overcome them. Gud Day!
 Life's like a piano, the white keys represent happiness & black show sadness
but as u go through life's journey, remember that the black keys too make music!
Gud Day!

Happiness keeps u sweet, trails make u strong, sorrows keep u Human, failure
keeps u humble, success keeps u growing & God keeps u going! Have a sweet day!
 Jeevan ki har situation mein hamare paas hamesha 2 raste hote hain: Bhaag
Lo (run away), or Bhaag Lo (participate). Choice is urs. Gud Morning!
 Birth was not our choice, death will not be our choice, but the way we live our
life is our choice, absolutely ours! So enjoy it and have a nice day.
 Prayer is the right key to open the day and to lock the night, it also leads us the
way to Gods Heart. So, don't worry and have a Gud Day!
 Don't go the way life takes u, take the life the way u go. Remember u are Born
to Live, but not living coz u r born. Gud Day!
 Life will be pleasant, if we are satisfied with what we have. But will be more
thrilling if we make efforts to achieve what we desire. Gud Day!
 Instead of feeling inferior coz someone else can do something you can't do,
concentrate on what you can do that others can't. Gud Day!
 Your kindness may be treated as your weakness still be kind. Your help to
others may go unneeded and unnoticed still be helpful. Gud Day!
 Don't expect much from others and get disappointed, but do not disappoint
those who expect much from U. Gud Day!
 No one will manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly, God won't give
problems without solutions. So, go fearless and face it!

When God solves ur problems, u have faith in his abilities. When he doesn't solve
ur problems, he has faith in ur abilities! Gud Morning.
 On the path of success always lies big O's, many read them as Obstacles, only
few read them as Opportunities. Attitude matters a lot. So always be positive.
 Life isn't a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of chillies. What you
do today, might burn your ass tomorrow! Gud Day!
 Destiny is simply the strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows
double. If u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble! Have a Great Day!
 A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine
how brilliant a Human can be by sustaining pressures of life. Gud Day!
 A butterfly lives only 4 few days, but still it flies joyfully capturing many
hearts. Each moment in life is indeed precious, live it fully, live it lively. Gud Day!
 Either U can complain coz roses hv thorns or U can rejoice coz thorns hv
roses...Just a beautiful way 2 say that Life is the way U luk at it. Have a great day!
 Heated Gold becomes ornament; beated Copper becomes wire; depleted stone
becomes statue; so, the more pain u get in life, more Valuable u become. Gud
Day!
 SMILE:
S-Set u free
M-Makes u special
I-Increase ur face value
L-Lift up ur spirits
E-Earse ur all tensions so smile
So, start ur day with smile. Have a Nice Day
 Champions r not superhumans, they just fight for one extra second, when
everyone else quit. Just remember, sometimes one extra second of effort gives u
the Success. Keep trying!

Good Morning! New day, New trials & New challenges, but let God lead your way!
Have a great day!
 Past is experience! Present is experiments! Future is expectation! Use your
experience in your experiment to achieve your expectations. Gud Day!
 Start the Day with a deep breath, inhale all the Luv & Goodness of God, exhale
the tears, fears & worries. Have a great day!
 May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors
of friendship, colors of love & all other colors you want to paint in ur life. Happy
Holi.
 Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the
ingredients of perfect Holi. Wishing U a very happy & Colourful Holi.
 Rangon se bhi rangeen duniya ho teri,
Rangeeli rahe zindagi yeh bandagi hai meri,
Kabhi na bigde tere pyar ki rangoli,
Aye mere yaar yeh dua hai meri for this HOLI.
 When God takes away something from ur hands don't think he's punishing u.
He's just leaving u empty handed to receive something better. Gud Day!
 Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to
smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile! Keep
Smiling! 7
 Always try ur best to get whatever u love otherwise you will be forced to love
whatever u get! Have a great Day!
 If people around you, are trying to pull you down, be proud about it! It only
means one thing: U are above them! Gud Day!

Have a heart that never hardens. A temper that never rises. A touch that never
hurts. And a love that never fails... Have a good day!
 A cup of hot hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles, a slice of
great success, specially for u... Gud Morning. Have a successful day!
 Smile makes the day better. That's the best thing we can do to make life
happier, to us and to others. Good Morning!
 Little keys can open big locks. Simple words can express great thoughts. Hope
my simple wish can make this day great. Have a Gr8 Day!
 What's the secret of success? I found the answer in my room.
The fan said: B COOL
The roof said: AIM HIGH
The window said: TAKE PAINS
The clock said: EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS
The mirror said: REFLECT BEFORE U ACT
The calendar said: BE UP TO DATE
The door said: PUSH THE TROUBLES
The lamp said: MAKE THE LIGHT OF UR FUTURE.
Gud Day
 Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every change as a
challenge. Some give success & some act as the stepping stone to success. Gud
Day!
 Between yesterday's mistakes & tomorrow's hope, there's a fantastic
opportunity... That's Today. Live it lively!
 If you can't fly, run; if you can't run, walk; if you can't walk, crawl but
whatever you do, keep moving. Gud Luck!
 Commit your life, your plans, your dreams, your fears to God. You will have
peace. Have a peaceful day.
 If u can solve ur problem, then what's the need of worrying? If u can't solve it,
then what is the use of worrying? Good Luck!

God knows ur future. He may not reveal it to u, but he'll walk with u & the future
unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them. Gud Day!
 Happiness is the delicate balance between what one is and what one has.
Balance it and be happy. Gud Day!
 An honest smile, smiled from a smiling heart, crossing miles, has just reached
your inbox, wishing you a day full of happiness & relaxation. Gud Day!
 Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to dream, to smile
and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow. Good Night.
 Happiness keeps U sweet, Trials make U strong, Sorrows keep U human,
Failure keeps U humble, Success keeps u glowing & God keeps U going! Keep
going! Happy New Year!
 Faith makes all things possible, hope makes all things work, love makes all
things beautiful. May you have all the three for this Year. Happy New Year!
 Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Lohri, Good luck on Valentines,
Happy Holi, Happy Diwali & Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don't annoy me
for the next 12 months!
 When u decide to Create the time rather than Manage the time, u will notice a
dramatic effect on ur stress & happiness level. Gud Day!
 Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow but they mean that
there is the ability to deal with it! Keep Smiling
 The mist turns to light, Morning takes over the night. Another beautiful day
dawning, it's time to wish you a very Good Morning!

God is always playing Chess with each one of us. He makes moves in our Life &
then sits back to see how we react to the Challenges. So make the best move
before Checkmate. Hv a gr8 Day!
 In Life when you get troubles don't get nervous, just close ur eyes & follow ur
HEART coz heart is in left but it is always Right. Gud Day!
 A beautiful life does not just happen... it's built daily, in prayer, humility,
sacrifice & Luv. May a beautiful life be yours always.
 A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine
how brilliant a Human Being can become by sustaining pressures of life! Gud day
 Always have the determination of a Mirror, which never loses its ability to
reflect in spite of it being broken into pieces! Keep shining.
 Be close with someone who makes you happy. But be closer to that person
who can't be happy without U and feel d difference. Gud Day!
 The loveliest days are when you wake up to find that luv still colors ur world
through people who truly care & never fail to forget U. Gud Day.
 Think of difficult people as sandpaper, they may rub & scratch u painfully but
u'll end up smooth & polished & the sandpaper ends. Have a great Day!
 Your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light! Let your eye
lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of sweet
dreams! Good Night
 Problems come to us coz someone up in the sky wants to test our faith
knowing that he would not get disappointed. Have a great great.

Our attainments r not the fruits of our efforts alone, but also of others' prayers for
us. Gud Morning & have a nice day.
 Never pray for an easier life, pray to be a stronger person. Never pray for tasks
equal to your power but for power equal to conquer your tasks! Gud Day!
 Welcome the new morning with a smile on ur face, luv in ur heart & gud
thought in ur mind and u'll have a wonderful day. Njoy the Life.
 Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make the climb
easier. Hope you'll be able to climb all ur mountains today & everyday.
 Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. When life gives U a 100
reasons to cry, show life that U have a 1000 reasons to Smile. Gud Day!
 Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya, par sanu tere bina dosta hanera
lagda. Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove, sanu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud
Morning
 Don't expect anything from life, expectations hurt. When u don't expect, every
moment is a surprise & surprise brings happiness with it. Gud Day!
 Be a diode to remove -ve thinking, a transistor to amplify the Character.... a
resistor to drop Bad habits, and a capacitor to store Good thoughts. Gud Day
 Yesterday is but a dream, tomorrow is only a vision, but today well lived
makes everyday a dream of happiness & every tomorrow a vision of hope. Luk
well, therefore to this day.
 If ur eyes r sweet u wuld like all the people of the world but if ur tongue is
sweet all the people of the world will like u. Gud Day.

Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer
bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.
 What the word IMPOSSIBLE says: I M Possible. So every thing which seems
impossible is itself says that is possible. Gud Day
 Past is Experience! Present is Experiement! Future is Expectation! Use your
Experience in ur experiment to achieve ur expectations! Have a Nice day
 The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u'll have, to count! I always
do & I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
 Like birds, let us leave behind what we don't need to carry. Grudges, sadness,
pain, fear n regrets. Fly light, life is beautiful. Gud Day!
 Night is given by God to forget today's bad experiences & actively wait for
tomorrow's challenges. Gud Night and wish u all success in ur challenges!!
 A child on a farm sees a plain flying by overhead n dreams of a far away place.
A traveler on d plain sees d farm n dreams of that. That's life. We never realized d
value of the thing unless it moves away frm us. Enjoy d moment u hav with u.
Gud Day
 Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si
hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan aur sabse pyare dost ko Good Morning!
 Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no cakes but
wishes to keep U fresh, prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud
Morning!
 A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't
start or end without me thinking of u... Gud Morning!

Difficulties in ur life don't come to destroy u, but to help u realise ur hidden
potential. Let difficulties know that u r More Difficult. Gud Day
 Worst thing in life? Someone has tears in eyes because of U. And the best
thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U. Gud Day!
 Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai
jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Gud Day.
 On the canvas of life we often go off colour, but as long as people like u are
there to add the right shades, life goes on to be a rainbow! Gud Morning.
 Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in
the end we come out brighter than before... Have a nice day!
 Smile is a lnguage of Luv. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the
hearts. Smile improves ur personality. Brush daily. Gud Morning
 Life is never hopeless however great ur sorrow, if you're luking forward to a
new tomorrow. Have a blessed, hopeful & perfect day!
 Open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise..., Flowers can blossom..., Birds can sing,
because all are waiting to see ur beautiful Smile. Gud Morning.
 Someday somehow whatever u prayed for will come true. It may not be in the
exact package u wanted but it'll b what God thinks is best for U. Gud Day!
 Whatever happens to ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a
problem to b solved but a gift to b enjoyed. Make everyday ur best day!


Look Outside... It's so pleasant! Sun Smiling For U... Trees Dancing for U... Birds
singing for U... Because I requested them all to wish U Hapy Birthday!
 With petals of Roses, Palm full of Holy water, Light of Full Sun, Fragrance of
Flower and Grass with dew, I wish u a very special Good Morning.
 The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling & even more beautiful is
knowing that u r the reason behind it. Be a reason for others to smile. Gud Day!
 Wake up & wink those teeny weeny eyes. Stretch those inzy winzy bones, wear
that jolly winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day. Gud Morning.
 No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as
ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wished for u. Gd Nite!
 Smile is language of luv, Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of
livelihood & Smile creates greatness in personality... So Keep smiling
 Do u know the relation between smile & ur face? Ur face luks gud with a smile
but smile luks better when it's on ur face... Keep Smiling. Gud Day
 Night has ended 4 another day; morning has come in special way. May u smile
like d blissful rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day. Gud Morning!
 Hope u have nightmares, coz it's disappointing to wake from a dream but
when u wake from a nightmare, u r relieved that it's not true. Good Day
 We spend our days waiting for ideal path to appear in front of us, but we
forget that paths are made by walking, not waiting. Gud Morning

If through ur window there is a new day breaking, thank God for the promise,
though mind & soul be aching
 Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain
lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great
Day
 The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good
morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & Miss U
 Always ask God to give u wht u deserve & not what u desire. UR desires may
be few but u deserve a lot. Have a Great Day!
 Be a candle, Be a light, Be a twinkle in the dark, Be a hope, Be an inspiration &
make a big difference in others heart. Gud Morning
 Wash ur face... wash ur feet... now it's time to fall asleep. Ur eyes r weak &
mouth can't speak... so, lets hope the night shall be nice & sweet. GUD NIGHT
 Arz kiya hai, Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam... Aaj ke baad... Kyonki
kichad bahot ho jata hai. Barsaat ke baad. HAPPY MONSOON
 Maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne..... So just go to
sleep and see what I have chosen for U... Gud Night
 Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday
 LOOK...the moon is calling you, SEE...the stars are shining for you, HEAR...
my heart saying Good Night.

Sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care
to keep you blessed in life and a prayer to protect you always. Good night!
 May God stay with you this day, and give you peace of mind. May He give you
a happy heart, & His luv all the time. Gud Morning & God Bless!
 All village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all but only 1
boy came with an umbrella. That's faith. Hv faith in urself & God. Gud Day!
 'Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one
month' is a Chinese proverb. So feel free to contact me any time. Good Morning
 When u r too fast to get somewhere, u miss the fun of getting there. Life's not a
race, so take it slower n enjoy the music before the song's over! Gud Morning
 A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle. You are one
shining candle. May u never get tired of sharing ur light. Good Morning
 Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint...
It's not where r u today, but where u'll reach that counts. Gud Day!
 The world will provide you with stones every day; what you build out of it is
you outlook - A Bridge or a Wall. Gud Day
 May u rise each texting day with fully charged phone in ur hand, inspiring msg
in ur mind, me in ur heart,& a clear signal all day long. Have a Nice day!
 In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close your eyes and
follow ur heart... b'coz heart may be in left but it is always right. Have a peaceful
Day!

The texts u send me night & day, like jewels in my heart they stay; And so 2 God I
always pray the best of blessings be urs each day.
 As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to
shower U lots of luv & happiness to make ur day a meaningful one. Good
Morning!
 I can appreciate coffee without cream, pay without overtime, nights without
lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without
greeting you. Gud Morning!
 Hi Moon, Dim Ur light... Hello Wind, Breeze Soft... Hello Earth, Spin Gently....
Coz my sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night...
 When the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight, no matter how
tough the world may seem, u still deserve the sweetest dream. GOOD NIGHT.
 I have special sleeping arrangements for u, A pillow of Care, bedsheet of
Understanding, blanket of Peace and dream of Luc... Good Night
 A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing
because Life is 10% how u make it & 90% how u take it. Gud Morning
 Life has no rewinds n forwards. It unfolds itself at its own pace. So never miss
a chance to live today to make a beautiful story for tomorrow. Gud Day.
 The stars r out, the moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS
u twice, now it's time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Good Night!
 When we sigh about our problem, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E, but when we
laugh about them they become o o o o o o bubbles! Have a bubbly life!

If you are stressed you'll get pimples... if you cry you'll get wrinkles... Then why
don't you smile & get dimples? Keep smiling.
 Never blame a day in ur life. Good Days Give u happiness. Bad days give u
Experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! Have a nice day.
 Morning is God's way of saying 1 more time... Go, live life, make a difference,
touch one's heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy the day one more
time
 SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
 No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God
himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday. Gud
Morning
 Wash your face and wash your feet! Now it's time to fall asleep. Yours eyes are
weak and mouth can't speak so hope this night shall be nice and sweet. Good
Night
 A very original Good Night wish only for U! Beware of the cheap duplicates...
I'm the only authorized dealer for Good Night wishes. Good Night...Sweet
Dreams.
 Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So,
give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.
 Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te
bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.
 Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile
when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

There are two eternities that can really break you down, Yesterday & Tomorrow.
One is gone & other does not exist! So live today only. Gud Morning!
 Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing,
as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.
 Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but
wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud
Morning!
 Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy
every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
 Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for
those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Gud Night & Sweet Dreams!
 Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes
you smile & brings you joy that's what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.
 Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only
add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!
 Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends
when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful
 A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.
 Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human;
Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God
Bless U!

Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes
everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning!
 Life is a book, we all read it; Luv is blessing, we all need it. Always b Happy,
always have a Smile, Remember in this World we r just for While.
 Life is a series of collisions with the future.
 A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night It has a silent msg saying...
U R my last thought at night.
 May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon
sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short have a Yummy
day!
 Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each
day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud Morning
 No Shadows to depress U, only joys to surround U, many friends to Luv U,
God himself to bless U. These r my Wishes for U, for today, tomorrow & Everyday
 An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so high, a
match can make a candle so bright. I hope that a simple text can make you smile.
 Always welcome a new day with a Smile on ur Lips, Luv in ur Heart & Gud
thoughts in ur mind and u'll always have a Wonderful day.
 Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitarno ne aasman se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye DIWALI, Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

With gleam of Diyas and the echo of the chants may Happiness and Contentment
fill your life. Wishing you a very happy & prosperous Diwali!!
 Simple music can make u sing, a simple hug can make u feel better; simple
things can make u happy. Hope my simple Hi... will make u smile. Good
Morning.
 Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which
u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.
 If yesterday didn't end up the way you planned, don't loose hope. Just
remember, God created today for you to start again. The best is yet to come! GUD
MORNING!
 Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and
gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best! Have a Gud Day.
 Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u
twice, now it's time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!
 The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the
simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated. Keep Smiling.
 I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a spoon of peace,
a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep smiling.
 Look outside it's so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing 4 u, birds
singing 4 u, coz last nite, I asked them 2 wish u a Good Morning.
 Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight.
Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u
seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up!
 Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties
that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!
 All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little
smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.
 Kick off ur shoes, take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
Light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.
 Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate
blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
 Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind &
inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!
 Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day
more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!
 Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel
in hearts. Have a gud day!
 We never hv what we like, we never like what we hv still we live, luv n hope
that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we hv! That's life. Hv a nice day!
 With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I
greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you.
 Let everyday b a dream u can touch. Let everyday b a luv u can feel. Let
everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.
 Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May U
smile like the sunny rays & leave ur worries at the blue blue bay.

 Things to take note when u sleep: Miss me, think of me, hug me, and love me.
Try to sleep now and close ur eyes. Get prepared to dream of me. Good Night!

 As day turns to NIGHT, keep your worries out of SIGHT. No matter how
TOUGH the world may seem you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM ! GUD
NIGHT!

 It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel!

 Through each day our goal is 2 touch one's heart; encourage one's mind &
inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed and b a blessing to others! GUD
DAY!

 Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with
care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe n happy all day long! Take Care!

 Hey listen....two people were asking me about u, I gave them ur

address and cell no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r Joy n
Happiness.

Flirt sms

Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it
is... Like wise you don't know 'how good you are', but I know 'how special you are'
 Some people say happiness is life. Others say it's freedom & some say it's
money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!
 Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
 Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're
worth that sacrafice!
 God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks
out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...
 Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I'm walking
but my feet don't seem to touch the ground!
 If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS, and if U don't find me
among them, dont worrry! I've just been fallen to make ur wish come true.
 Some people have nice eyes... some people have nice smile, others have nice
faces, but you have all of them with a nice heart!
 Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum
nahi...
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!
 Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your
mind might be dangerous because people say... I'm Mind Blowing!

People die younger because God loves them so much. But you are still on earth...
because there is someone who loves you more than God.
 Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love
with you was completely out of my control.
 I was counting the stars one night, for a reason to love you, I was doing great
until I ran out of stars!
 Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that
ever could be, it was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met u!
 A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss, without u in my life baby luv is what I'll miss.
U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet. So plz understand that u make
my life complete.
 Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I
say you are lovely.
 I can't help it, it's not by choice, my heart beats faster, my knees get weak, my
stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new,
I just can't help it I'm crazy for U!
 Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things
may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to
U.
 What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
 U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes
my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.

If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me?
If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
 If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I
give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !
 It's time for me to make a wish for U...... (wishin) ...... (wishin) ..... done ! Do u
know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
 I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We'll
make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with
 Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur
msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
 Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile.
Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever
 Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat
 Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It
May Concern'
 Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you
Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart
 May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens
light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R

Baby I have an addiction problem. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell
them that I don't wanna go cause I'm addicted to U !
 Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?
 Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas
jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool
na jaana Balance ki tarah
 When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder
why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
 God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with
someone as beautiful.... as U!
 The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made
little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
 A smile to put U on high... A kiss to set your soul alright... Would it be alright
if I spent tonight being loved by you?
 Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that
ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
 Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U.
Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for u'll never die.
 U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv
u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced

Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein
chamakta hoon.
 As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
 U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message
& smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look
sweetest.
 I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all
the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
 Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory,
ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill
 I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u
have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
 I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you
could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than
you!
 The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
 It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things
come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!
 U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as
Malibu, as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne. I'm simply drunk on U.

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko
dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
 Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar
aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
 Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all
alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always
depend on!
 If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes
are just the windows my feelings come through.
 Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text
from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
 Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your
face and I'm ready for war.
 I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
 Touch my heart & u'll feel,
Listen to my heart & u'll hear,
Look into my heart & u'll see,
That u'll always be a special part of me.
 Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U!
Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U!
Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U!
Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U!
 All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there
4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like
u.

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not
out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
 Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain.
Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
 Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many
girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
 I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty
girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
 Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who
abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
 Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your
love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
 The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music,
like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
 Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday,
Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
 I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced
& how many times u've said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
 U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach,
but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me

I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as
lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
 Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report
reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
 Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only
the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
 Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying
to reach is in your heart!
 If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few
good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
 Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of
you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
 I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I'll give u two kisses to dream. I'll give u an
endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
 Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
 In da mornin I don't eat coz I think of u, at noon I don't eat coz I think of u, in
da evenin I don't eat coz I think of u, at night I don't sleep coz Im hungry
 Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me
gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!

One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So
dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
 I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!
 I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic
and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
 If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would
be?
 Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
 If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
 Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na
jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
 I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say?
U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
 do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
 I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say?
U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those
wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
 Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all
things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
 A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so
open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
 U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives
or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
 Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who
abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
 I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the
moment I laid my eyes on you.
 There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is
more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
Marital woes sms


Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out.
 Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!
 Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the
wife ?
A: Apologise !!!
 Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.
 Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for the
criticism of one man!
 Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?
Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.
Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.
 Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
 Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
 A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the
head exactly the way it wants.
 A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki
I'm already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.

Men who don't understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups:
Bachelors and Husbands.
 Excellence is an option that is renewable.
 Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I'm
in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on
his forehead!
 Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake
 Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
 So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
 Friend: How's ur sex life?
Man: As usual, Monday to Friday.
Friend: What about the weekends?
Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife !
 Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
 While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife's HIPS meet each
other more often than LIPS....
 True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. Do u want a proof? Check
out your marriage album. U'll find that all ur friends standing behind U

Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the
house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
 Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife,
sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it's sad that law allows only one wife.
 A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a
woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
 Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will
you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
 If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I
want to have children - they leave skid marks.
 They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a
wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
 Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're
incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an a@@hole.
 Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in
bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.
 Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
 Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order
what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had
ordered that.
 Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
 Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
 Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
 It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
 It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives !
 A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders
when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
 If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence
Day
 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you
say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
 There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to
homely feel kare...
 Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
 Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman 
 There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is
only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
 Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
 How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both
put too much value on kissing
 The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything
and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"
 A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
 Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
 Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
 There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
 Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
 On Jeeto's bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank
manager.
 Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.
 Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures
you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
 Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
 Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
 Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't
njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is
boring(wife)
 What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a
woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet
each other!

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an
affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
 Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
 Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
 Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa
and fart.
 Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
 The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a
man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
 After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I
married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
 Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?
A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho
jaati hai.
 Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
 Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
 Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI
DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.
Wise words sms


Start the work in the name of God... Do the work with the help of God... Finish
the work with thanks to God... because he decides, gives, and makes everything
possible.
 Past is experience, Present is experiment. Future is expectation!!! Use ur
experience in your experiments to get your expectations. Wish u a happy life.
 Life is only traveled Once, Today's Moment becomes Tomorrow's memory.
Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the Gift of Life is Life itself...
 Love urself, Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with dreams, Get engaged
with simplicity, Marry genuiness, Divorce the egos... Thats Good Life...
 In the end, only 3 things matter the most: How fully you lived, how deeply you
loved & how well you learned to let go of things not meant for you!
 So simple is to live; So simple is to love; So simple is to smile; So simple is to
win, but so difficult it's to be simple!
 Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small
things with great love. Be filled with love everyday.
 The Lord will change all our defeat into a path for new blessings. Do not think
that failure can push us down. Instead it will be changed into a ladder of
blessings.
 A leaf which falls from a tree goes wherever wind takes it. Be the wind to drive
others, not the leaf to be driven by others.
 Life is like a fingerprint that can't be changed, so make the best impression
with it.
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Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all
important, doing the best is all that matters!
 4 steps to attain success! 1st THINK. 2nd BELIEVE. 3rd DREAM. 4th DARE.
Good Luck.
 We always feel that good things happen only to others, but we always forget
that we are others for someone else!
 Laugh at your mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over your troubles, but
gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties, but overcome them.
Gud Day!
 There are two kinds of thinkers in the world. Those who think they can and
those who think they can't and they're both usually RIGHT! Gud Day!
 Never blame any day in ur life. Gud days gives u happiness, bad days gives u
experience, worst days gives u a lesson. All r essential for life. So, njoy every day.
 Success is like a train. It has several compartments: Hardwork, Focus, Luck,
etc. but leading all those is the engine of confidence. So keep it fit.
 Mistakes are embarrasing when they happen but years later, you have a
collection of mistakes, called Experience, which leads you to Success!
 If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, But the real brave is the one
who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain.
 There is no limit of God's love; No measure of His grace; His power knows no
boundaries and HIS blessings are Endless. May GOD be with you always...

Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow that
has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life.
 You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and
you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
 People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is
out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is
light from within.
 No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your
best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...
 A sincere devotee asked God: I want peace. God replied: Remove I that's ego,
remove WANT that's desire, then PEACE is automatically attained.
 Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every changes as a
challenge. Some give success and some act as the stepping stone to success
 No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your
best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...
 When we have the heart to forget those who made us smile, why cant we've the
heart to forgive someone who made us cry.
 There are only two people, who can tell u the truth about you... A friend who
has lost his temper & an enemy who starts loving you.
 Nature has given you a face. But, you have to provide the expression. Be
careful! Your Each Expression will leave an impression in others heart.

If u can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, then try atleast to be a nice
rubber to erase everyone's sorrows!
 Nobody will ever remember how u look, how r Speak, what u did or anything
else. But the only thing they wud remember is how U made them Feel.
 We do not smile because we are happy; we are happy because we smile! A
smile is inexpensive way to improve your looks. So, Keep smiling.
 Love and Death are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, but
both do the same work, one takes the Heart and the other takes its Beats.
 Trust God, he knows ur future. He may not reveal it to you but he will walk
with you as the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the one who made
them. Gud Day!
 Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow
themselves in front of hard work & confidence.
 Living in the favorable and unfavorable situation is called Part of living. But,
smiling in all those situations is called Art of living. Gud Day!
 Anger is a condition in which the tongue work faster than the mind. Smile is
an action which makes everything work faster except tongue.
 Find time for the special ones in your life. Else one day you will find time but
not the special one to share it with you.
 Never play with the feelings of others coz u may win the game but the risk is
that you'll surely lose the person for lifetime.
 There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires
Soundless sleep to see..Where as Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts to Achieve.
 Once all village People decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayers all
assembled, only one boy came with an umbrella. That' called Confidence.
 Sometimes we put walls around our heart, not just to be safe from getting
hurt, but to find out who cares enough to break the walls n get closer.
 View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a photo negative. A
single negative can create an unlimited number of positive prints! Gud Day!
 Tackle life with all ur skills, overcome each and every hill. If u persist with all
ur will, U'll enjoy ur life and all its thrills. Gud Day!
 Hunger wakes u to work, failure makes u to achieve, poverty pushes u to earn,
problems keep u alert. Its just +ve attitude that makes lif sweeter & worthier!
 If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, but the real brave is the one
who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain.
 We are all born in this world for some special Purpose... none of us are waste.
So, don't be a prisoner of past be an architect of ur future.
 If we desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, then we must learn the art of
adjusting with the thorns. Difficulties will make you shine.
 Expect more from yourself than from others because expectation from others
hurts a lot while expectation from yourself inspires a lot.
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There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a
problem and a concerned person solves a problem. So, be a concerned person.
 Kill the stress before it kills you. Reach the goal before it kicks you. Help
everyone before someone helps you. Live life before life leaves you.
 The difference between God and Man being is... God Gives and Forgives. Man
Gets and Forgets!
 The difference between ability and character is... ability will get us to the top,
but character will retain us at top. Be at top always!
 If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain; in order to love you
gotta risk the pain.
 If you cry because the sun is gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you
from seeing the stars.
 Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've
decided to look beyond the imperfections. Gud Day!
 In the chase between Cat & Mouse, the mouse mostly wins coz the cat is
running for its food & mouse for its life. Purpose is more important than Need!
 It's not your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cheats u but it's really
your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cares you. Gud Day!
 Enjoy ur life, no matter how hard it may seem!!When life gives u a thousand
reasons to cry, show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile.
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When u feel God is rubbing u against the rocks, don't think that u'll ruin down to
dust, it's just that he is polishing a gem, coz u are precious!
 Never be sad if someone doesn't recognize ur worth. It's their loss & ur gain
coz people who don't appreciate ur true worth don't deserve to know u!
 No & Yes are the words which need a long thought. Most of the troubles in life
are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late. Gud Day!
 Silence & smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many
problems & silence is the way to avoid many problems.
 One can easily understand a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of
life is when grown men and women are afraid of light.
 Just 3 Steps to end your tensions: Ctrl+Alt+Del. Control yourself, Look for
alternate solution and Delete the situation that caused tension! Good Morning!
 As we sail thru life, don't avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it PASS... Sail
on! Because Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors. Gud day!
 God has 4 gifts for U: A key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a plan
for every tomorrow & a joy for every sorrow. Enjoy God's Gift forever.
 By the time u realise the value of people around u, it might b the time for them
to leave u. So, never miss a chance to say, u care for them. I Care for U!
 In tough times u'll always find two hands eagerly waiting to help you. And
those hands will be at the end of ur own arms!
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Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger. No one's Luv is lesser but our
expectations are higher.
 If you are happy, you will remember the person who YOU Love. But if you are
sad you will remember the person who loves U!
 Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life. Don't say to God: 'Why me?'
Instead say: 'Try me!' Let's live a courageous and challenging life.
 Having someone who understands is a great blessing for ourselves. Being
someone who understands is a great blessing to others.
 Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow
that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life.
 The road to success is not straight... there is a curve called failure, a loop called
confusion, speed bumps called bad friends, red lights called enemies, caution
lights called family, u'll have flat tyre called jobs. But if u have a spare wheel
called determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called faith & a
driver called GOD; u'll make it to a place called SUCCESS!
 Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times.
Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear. Gud Day!
 Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the
lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
 A person asked god wht surprises u most abt mankind?
God: They lose their health to make money n then lose money to restore their
health. By thinkin anxiously abt future they forget the present, such that they live
neither for the present nor for the future. They live as if they'll never die and die
as if they had never lived. Live WISELY.
 Life is a difficult than a teacher. A teacher teaches a lesson & then takes the
exam. But life takes the exam first & then teaches the lesson.
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Smile is a language of luv, Smile is a source to win hearts, Smile is a name of
livelihood & brings greatness in personality, so always keep smiling.
 Every failure is a lesson well-learned, Every Success is a battle well-fought, &
TRUE Luv is a jewel well-kept, in one's heart.
 Challenges are like trees seen through a running train. As U approach them
they grow bigger, once U pass them they become smaller! So never be afraid of
them.
 Great people like us operate on the principle of rockets.... Not that we aim for
the sky but until & unless our ass is on fire, we are not going to work.
 Life is too short. So, follow some rules: Forgive quickly, believe slowly, love
truly, laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes U smile...
 In the walk of life, don't worry of people moving ahead of you... Take ur own
time, but once u r ready to run, make sure u r the best of all! Gud Day!
 Extreme sorrow laughs; extreme joy weeps.
 Everything Is Pre-written & nothing can be re-written. So, live the best and
leave the rest to God. Gud Day!
 No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. So enjoy each
moment before it gets beyond your reach!
 Nature has given u a face, but u have to provide the expression. Be careful
when u express, coz ur every expression will leave an impression!

Life doesn't provide Warranties & Guarantees... it only provides possibilities &
opportunities for those who dare to make best use of it!
 Be more concerned about ur character than your reputationn coz ur character
is who you are & your reputaion is what others think of U!
 The best cosmetic for lips is Jaap. For the voice is Simran. For the eyes is
Darshan. For the ears is Gurbani & for hands is Sewa. May U blessed by God's
Grace!
 The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder
whether we are happy or not.
 The tragedy of life is not death, but what we let die inside of us while we live.
Gud Day!
 Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it
permanent.
 Hearing is one of the body's five senses. But listening is an ART. So my friend,
listen.
 He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of
doing everything for money.
 When it rains all the birds fly for shelter but eagle alone avoids the rain by
flying above the clouds. Their problem is the same but their attitude differs!
 All the right things are not possible always. All the possible things are not right
always. Be true to both ur mind & heart, u'll never go wrong!

Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. So, when your
value increases, keep yourself calm and silent.
 Whatever happens during ur day, just relax & manage to smile. Life is not a
problem to be solved but a gift to be enjoyed. Make every day ur best day!
 A face can speak thousand emotions but it can easily mask what the heart
truly feels... Don't be fooled by the happiest face. It may be masking the most
hurting heart!!
 Be simple & humble like Grass coz when a storm attacks, all the big trees get
uprooted, but the simple grass survives. Simple but powerful.
 Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love
yourself to get anything done in this world.
 Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is
that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care, U R precious!
 No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach. Gud Day!
 Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other Everyday. What counts is
that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care, U R precious!
 Nature has given u a face, but u have to provide the expression. Be careful
when u express, coz ur every expression will leave an impression!
 Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn
how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always!

Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy
those are who already possess it.
 Life is so short. So, follow some rules. Forgive quickly, believe slowly, love
truly, laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes U smile.
 Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. So, when
your value increases, keep yourself calm n silent.
 WAHEGURU japiye mukh pavitar,
WAHEGURU japiye sab dukh titar,
WAHEGURU japiye sab vairee mittar,
WAHEGURU naam maha pavitar.
 When there is a confusion between your heart and mind, don't listen to your
mind because mind knows everything but your heart knows only U.
 Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult. Make a history of
yourself and make others to learn it!
 A gun can kill, fire can burn, wind can chill n the mind can learn, anger can
rage till it tears u apart but the power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart.
 You attract people by the qualities you display. You keep them by the qualities
you possess.
 As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your
mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
 To be happy, don't do what ever you like, but like whatever you do. Happiness
comes not from having much to live on, but having much to live for.

What's greater than mother's love? Which pillow is better than a loved ones lap?
What's warmer than a father's hug? What's sweeter than a baby's kiss? Whose
company is better than a friend's company? What's tastier than our mother's
cooking? These are some things that we cherish in life which has no substitutes!
 God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you
and the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.
 Learn the wisdom of compromise. It is better to bend a little rather than to
break any relationship forever!
 Place your feeble hands on God's able hands, then you can change problems
into projects, tragedies into triumph and worst into best.
 If u luv someone, but ur someone luvs someone, u be the same someone like
before, coz time'll come that ur someone will realize, that u are not just someone,
but u are the one.
 Life is a long journey to go; Life is a game yet to be played more; Life is a
question yet to be answered more; Life is a challenge yet to be faced more. Live ur
life as long as u can.
 Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something
to love, and something to hope for.
 Whenever you are down, always remember you are braver than you believe,
stronger than you seem and smarter than you think and then you have me too!
Life isn't so bad !
 What looks to be nothing, finally becomes everything, and what is everything
finally changes into nothing... that's life... enjoy every moment.
 Talk happiness. Talk faith. Talk health. Say you are well, and all is well with
you, and God shall hear your words and make them true.
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Although water falls from a hill, it never thinks it had fallen, it raises to run as a
river. Our glory in life is not falling but to raise at every fall.
 What is the secret of success? I found the answer in my room.
The fan said, "B Cool...
The roof said, "Aim Hight...
The window said. "Take Pains...
The clock said, "Everey Minute is Precious...
The mirror said, "Reflect Before You Act...
The calendar said, "B Up To Date...
The door said, "Push The Troubles...
The lamp said, "Make The Light Of Your Future...
 On a great day a person asked God: What surprises you most about mankind?
God replied: They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to
restore their health. By thinking anxiously about the future they forget the
present, such that they live neither for the present nor for the future. They live as
if they will never die and they die as if they had never lived.
 When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's First day. When you
want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's Last day.
 It's good to have money & the things that money can buy. But it's too good to
check up once in a while and make sure you have not lost things money can't buy!
 Arguments may make u win the situations but not the hearts. So next time u
indulge in it, before going any further just ask what's more imp: the situation or
the person.
 Failures shud find a place in mind, Success should find a place in heart
because failures are long term lessons & successes are short-term happiness.
 When asked what forgiveness is, a little girl gave this beautiful answer:
Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a flower gives when its being crushed.
 God'll be above u - to bless u, below u - to support u, before u - to guide u,
behind u - to protect u, beside u - to comfort u and inside u - to sustain u.
 Whenever you share the goodness in your heart, you always end up winning,
because Life is an Echo. It gives back what you have given.

Thoughts of possessiveness come when there is fear of losing the loved one! It's
not because they don't believe u, it's because they don't have faith on others who
might take advantage of ur sweetness.
 Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach
them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them and follow where
they lead.
 Flirt with your understandings, get engaged to compassions, marry simplicity,
honeymoon with genuineness, and divorce the ego, that's the way to live life.