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4 F : Field of Love
R : Root of Joy
I : Island of GOD
E : End of Sorrow
N : Name of Hope
D : Door of Understanding
That's wht YOU are
My FRIEND
5 Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.
6 Puzzle: Letter after F +
half of 8 +
shadow of q +
opposite of d +
letter before M +
middle of sea +
2 * 18th letter +
middle of sun.
Answer to above:
GOD BLESS U
7 S_nrise
B_tterfly
Pict_re
L_nch
Bea_ty
F_n
M_sic
All are incomplete witho_t
"U"
That's why i miss "U" a lot..
18 Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name
19 With gleam of Diyas & the echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment fill your life.
Wishing you n your family
A Very Happy n Prosperous Deepawali.
30 G - Go to bed
O - Off the light
O - Out of tension
D - Dreams come
N - Nice sleep
I - Ignore worry
G - Get fresh
H - Have a nice night
T - Thank to GOD.
Good Night & Take Care..
33 Go to window,
look outside,
Someone is waiting for your smile,
found..?
"The Moon"
Yes!!
He came to wish you
GOOD NIGHT
34 i think your eyes are tired looking at this world.
Let your eye lashes hug each other for a few hours.
Happy journey into the Dream World..
Good Night!!
44 D.O.S.T.I.
D - Dastak bhi na de
O - Or apna banaa le
S - Saari zindagi jo saath de
T - Takdeer jo sawaar de
I - Isi rishtey ka naam hai DOSTI
63 A real friend is a
Smile when you are sad,
Hope when you are disappointed,
Guide when you are lost,
Song when you are happy,
Company when you are lonely, n
Help when you are helpless.
65 Attitude to LIVE:
Laugh like you have never cried.
Play like you have never lost.
Love like you have never been hurt.
Live like there is no tomorrow.
159 Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai.
Girl: Utaaroon kya?
Boy: Main keha pajaami te hor v sohni hai.....
164 Sardaar apni beti ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi gayaa.
Wahaan se biwi ko ph. karta hai:
"Oh bai toni di mummy,
24 da te koi ni milyeaa,
12-12 de hi do labh laan."
181 Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon badhaa ditti..?
Santa: Break fail ho gayaa hai,
accident hon to pehlaan hi aapaa ghar pahunchna hai..
265 Alvida keh kar jab koi aankho se dooor hota hai,
aankhein dekhti rehti hain magar dil majboor hota hai,
koi kahe na kahe zubaan se..
magar dil mein dard zaroor hota hai.
298 Kuch unki adaaon ne loota, kuch unki inaayat maar gayi..
Hum raaz-e-mohabbat keh bhi na paaye, chup rehne ki aadat maar gayi..
Dil ne kiya majboor kai baar milne ko, jee bhar ke unko dekha na gaya,
nigaahon ki sharaafat maar gayi..
Dono ko hi hai shikaayat, ilzaam lagaayein kis par,
kuch dil ne humein barbaad kiya, kuch humaari kismat maar gayi..
308 Pyaar koi khel nahi jis mein jeet ya haar ho,
pyaar koi cheez bhi nahi jo har waqt tayyar ho,
pyaar woh hai jab pata ho kisi ne nahi aana,
phir bhi intezaar ho..
309 A rose is always a rose
whether in golden pot or dustbin.
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in
central jail or mental hospital..
310 Who am i?
a step when you are stopped,
a touch when you are lost,
a word when you are quiet,
a smile when you are sad,
a shoulder when you cry, &
a friend who would be there always..
317 In a bathroom,
a boy touches a girl everywhere.
You know who is that boy..?
He is Lifeboy!!
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436 Ek Rose
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un dosto ke liye
jo milte nahi
roz-roz
magar..
yaad aate hain
har roz.
So Sweet!!
i know you will search me like this.
445 Two things in life which are more tragic than death:
1. Your love loves you and you don't know it.
2. Your love doesn't love you and you know it.
446 You are GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
456 Dreams are not those which are seen during sleep
Dreams are those which will never let you sleep.
So see the dreams and work hard to make them true.
544 Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.
560 w
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you
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wish
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583 Saddam(Narak mein): Yamraaj ji, mujhe pakistan baat karni hai.
Yamraaj: Karlo.
After the call..
Saddam: Kitne rupae hue..?
Yamraaj: Narak to narak calls free hain.