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V OLUME 1, I SSUE 1 9 J UNE 2006

S PECIAL POINTS OF
N EW K IDS ON THE B LOCK : F RIEND OR F OE ? INTEREST :

It was a early evening when cerns.

new kids starting arriving
at the neighborhood. Val-
erie Quay was there to
welcome them together
with other top officials.
The estimated number of
new arrivals was about 50,
the new kids quickly or-
ganized themselves into
factions.
By nightfall they challenged
each other to see who was
top dog of the neighbor-
hood, issuing best of the
best challenges.
Nevertheless, the
neighborhood community
leader had warm words of
welcome for the new kids
saying he hoped that they
all enjoyed themselves and
any problems arose, he
would be available to meet
their inquiries and con-
However, spokesperson
for the neighborhood Val-
erie Quay said “We will
have zero tolerance to
crime and will issue anti-
social behavior orders
(ASBOs)”.
The new arrivals are just
one of the many groups
which come to the
neighborhood every year.
The clean streets, afford-
able standard of living,
together with good trans-
port links make it ideal.
The INFORMER believes
that its still early days to
determine the impact of
the new neighborhood
arrivals. However, the
INFORMER hopes that all
would play their part and
contribute to society in a
positive manner.
• The INFORMER wel-
comes new people to the
neighborhood
• Industry recognizes
Paper for achievements
• Important person missing
Sweet or dangerous?
Reliable or deceitful?
• Special prizes up for
Trustworthy or lustworthy? grabs in today's puzzle
• Four new jobs posted
Lastly, the INFORMER
• Crouch stakes England
wishes all the new readers,
place with hattrick
a very warm welcome! -
Ed
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Today’s weather:
Bright and Sunny indoors, but it
might be rainy outdoors.
I NSIDE THIS ISSUE :
L OCAL 2
NEWS
N ERD S OCIAL 2

E NTERTAINMENT 2

P ERSON OF T HE Y EAR G ONE M ISSING : R EWARD O FFERED ! L OCAL N EWS 3

INFORMER’s annual poll
for person of the year has
encountered a major obsta-
cle. On the eve of the ma-
jor announcement, the
person of the year has sen-
sationally gone missing!
INFORMER has found out
that this person has not
gone far and is nearby.
Scores of bounty hunters,
volunteers, NGOs and 4
T ECHNOLOGY
government officials have
been looking for him.
L IFESTYLE 5
So far, the search has been
futile. It is hoped that peo-
ple will report if they have Who would be this years S PORTS /M USIC 6
any further information to person of the year? Paint-
the relevant authorities. ing by Rene Magritte
P UZZLE S 7
V OLUME 1, I SSUE 1 P AGE 2

A LMA S OLITUD R ECEIVES R ECOGNITION A WARD

The INFORMER is delighted
to announce to its loyal read-
ers that the paper has been
recognized by industry lead-
ers for its contribution by
winning 4 of the 5 awards it
was nominated in.
The DAS won awards in the
following categories:
1. Most informative
paper
2. Best Design
3. Most creative paper
4. Top breaking news
The category that DAS lost
out narrowly was the “Most
Truthful“ which the IN-
FORMER believes is totally
untrue as all the news arti-
cles are carefully reviewed
by a panel of experts before
being published.
The editor for the paper also
won a special award for his
contribution to the advance-
ment of the English lan-
guage. He specially ac-
knowledged Hero Seth for
all her contributions.
Although we have dominated
this award 5 years in a trot
we will strive to keep up the
good work, giving you the
most insightful and ground
breaking stories. We believe
that are readers are intelli-
gent and are able to read
between the lines.
To celebrate the win, DAS is
asking its readers to submit a
Del Alma Solitud keeps
short poem thematically
winning streak. Shown
based on the elements of
solitude but it does not nec- here is the editor of the
essarily equate to loneliness. paper receiving his special
award.
Submission are to be made
directly.

I NVITATION TO 5 TH
ANNUAL M ATHEMATIC W ORLD C UP P ICASSO
CONFERENCE P AINTING C ONTEST
A TTENTION
The Association of Christians in Mathemati- To celebrate the starting of the World Cup “O NCE YOU
cal Sciences (ACMS) is having their 5th an- 2006 competition in Germany, DAS is orga- HAVE
nual mathematic conference with this years nizing a contest which would be held at an COMPLETED ALL
theme being “Resistance to arbitrary limita- open air location. TASKS LOOK
tions on mathematical activity”
We are looking for a uniquely boys theme in FOR V ALERIE
Quoting directly from the ACMS website, this face painting contest. It seems like there Q UAY . S HE IS
‘Intuitionists have objected to the law of the are many more ideas for girls than for boys WONDERING
excluded middle and have insisted that all so here is a chance to provide some new and AROUND
proofs be constructive. Other mathemati- unique boys ideas. Get those macho ideas COCM”
cians have expressed discomfort with the rolling.
notion of infinity, sometimes speaking of
Rules for the competition:
potential infinities as contrasted with actual
infinities. Christian belief affirms the good- 1. Competitors must be over 18
ness of all of God’s creation including the 2. Judges decision is final
human imagination. Thus as long as use of
the excluded middle and non-constructive 3. Results will be published at 5.30pm
proofs do not lead to inconsistencies, Chris- Prizes:
tians typically have no problem using them.
Furthermore, they have no problems with 1st prize: Never will be the same again!
the notion of an actual infinity or even with 2nd prize: Little by little everyday.
the notion that the entire Cantorian hierar-
chy may image concepts fully realized in the Consolation:
mind of God.’ You just got painted on. Your courage will Face painting competition
The conference will be held today at ‘Sitio be crucial to your team.
Uno‘. All guest are required to present their Thanks for participating. I hope you had fun.
invitation password at the door.
V OLUME 1, I SSUE 1
M ENSA S OCIETY I NVITES P UBLIC
Mensa "provides a forum for
intellectual exchange among
members. Its activities in-
clude the exchange of ideas
by lectures, discussions,
journals, special-interest
groups, and local, regional,
national, and international
gatherings; the investigations
of members' opinions and
attitudes; and assistance to
researchers, inside and out-
side Mensa, in projects deal-
ing with intelligence or
Mensa."
This year, Mensa Interna-
W E A RE H IRING : W ALK
Are you smart, intelligent,
out going and hardworking?
Love meeting new people? If
you are all this and more,
then be part of our team.
INFORMER is looking for
people exactly like you. Be
part of a wonderful family.
Be part of something special.
No qualifications required.
Just bring yourself and your
personality (and family
members or friends) and you
T HE B IG C LEANUP : S CAVENGERS W ANTED !
Today is the INFORMER’s
last day of annual junk col-
lection day. We are still
looking for the following
items. Here is the list of
items that are still required:
1. Toothpick
2. 7 strands of hair
3. Swatch watch
4. Paper airplane
TO
tional is inviting the general
population to go to the pub-
lic archives to answer only
one puzzle.
The reason for the venue is
because Mensa believes in
the importance of books.
Books and not digital tech-
nology is the way to keep
information.
Mensa International has been
called old fashion, but the
tradition of the written word
and records on physical pa-
per is firmly imbedded in
Mensa’s constitution.
IN I NTERVIEWS
will be put through an easy
test and if you pass it, you
will be immediately offered
a position.
This is an opportunity of a
lifetime and should not be
missed for the whole world.
Be there or be square.
The conference will be held
today at ‘Sitio Dos’. Appli-
cants of all backgrounds are
welcomed.
5. Biscuit and jam
6. Cheesecake recipe
7. A4 portrait
8. 1 insect
9. Plastic fork
10. Autobiography
Once you have collected all
ten items please proceed to
the nearest collection point
is at the back.
LOCAL NEWS P AGE 3
S OLVE P UZZLE
Despite ongoing debates and
calls from certain members
to update the constitution to
acknowledge the importance
of digital technology, the
board of directors have ve-
toed every attempt by so
called renegade members.
They issued a statement say-
ing “Nothing can replace the
That’s the way to go aha-
authenticity of holding a
aha, we like it.
book and flipping through
the pages. Books keep us
happy and we don't care
what you think!”.
A TTENTION
“O NCE YOU
HAVE
COMPLETED ALL
TASKS LOOK
FOR V ALERIE
Q UAY . S HE IS
WONDERING
“Interviewing is a game in which I AROUND
deal the cards, but you hold all the COCM”
aces. Its up to you to play them”
The objective of this activity
is:
1. To build and bless the
community
2. Service before self
3. Creates commitment to
each other
4. Mark 9:35
The winners will be an- This is your collection
nounced later today. point!
V OLUME 1, I SSUE 1
E NGINEERING F IRM : W E C AN ’ T B UILD I T !
A local engineering firm has
failed in its attempts to build
a tower out of cards.
So far all efforts have proven
futile. One of the main rea-
son it has been challenging
for the engineers is because
of the design. The architec-
tures have decided that the
tower can only be built from
cards!
The reason for them main-
taining this is to keep it all
natural with the environ-
ment.
P ROBLEM B AFFLES S CIENTIFIC C OMMUNITY
The smartest people in the
community are facing a ma-
jor crisis. They now realize
they do not know every-
thing. The leader of the
group issued a statement
“Although we are reluctant
to admit it, we do not know
everything and we now are
looking for people who are
of superior intellect to help
us”.
The INFORMER is publish-
S MALL TIME DIRECTOR ROCKS
A small town boy named
Bongo Cohn has created a
successful video craze that
has swept Hollywood.
This video is entitled
“Memoirs of Heiliger Geist”.
Sneak preview of this hit film
is today.
Therefore, the INFORMER
is pleased to inform its read-
ers that they have been of-
fered this once in a lifetime
Art nouveau (French for
"new art") is a style in art,
architecture and design that
peaked in popularity at the
beginning of the 20th cen-
tury.
Other, more localized terms
for the cluster of self-
consciously radical, some-
what mannered reformist
chic that formed a prelude to
20th-century modernism,
included "Jugendstil" in
Germany and the Nether-
lands, named for the snappy
avant-garde periodical
ing the puzzle here for all its
readers to help solve and
help the scientific commu-
nity.
“The poor have it, the rich
want it, but if you eat it, you
will die?”
Please submit all your an-
swers directly.
H OLLYWOOD !
one day chance to view this
hit film. Its so secretive that
it can only be shown once
and only once. It is enough
to take your breath away and
blow your mind.
Critics of the film were sing-
ing praises about Bongo
Cohn’s genius and has highly
recommended this film. Top
critic Nanny Keg said “You
watch this film once, you
TECHNOLOGY P AGE 4
Jugend ('Youth') or
"Sezessionsstil" ('Secessionis
m') in Vienna, where for-
ward-looking artists and
designers seceded from the
mainstream salon exhibi-
tions, to exhibit on their
own in more congenial sur-
roundings.
It is hoped that volunteers
would help undertake the So the wolf said:--
challenge and assist them in "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff,
and I'll blow your house in."
building the tallest tower out
of cards possible.
The challenge is located at
‘Sitio Tres’.
A TTENTION
“O NCE YOU
HAVE
COMPLETED ALL
TASKS LOOK
FOR V ALERIE
Q UAY . S HE IS
WONDERING
Einstein would have a AROUND
problem answering this COCM”
question!
have to capture every single
moment and put it to mem-
ory. Its just too beautiful!”
The venue was specially cho-
sen as its acoustics and video
technology is one of its kind.
So if you are interested,
please make your way to
“No comments no com-
‘pasillo principal’ quickly as
ments” Camera shy Bongo
seats are limited and lots of
Cohn.
people will be wanting to
watch this exclusive film.
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F ASHION : E GG P OD C ASE
We from the editorial are
proud to present summer
2006 latest design craze.
At first it was walkmans,
then it was Ipods. Todays
craze is to carry an egg
whenever you go jogging.
This latest trend started in
fitness crazy Los Angeles.
The latest star sported jog-
ging with an egg in hand was
none other than ballet prod-
igy Joanne Leg.
Instead of carrying energy
bars while out on a jog, car-
DO YOU KNOW A CELEBRITY WHEN YOU SEE ONE ?
A celebrity is a person who is
widely recognized (famous)
in a society and commands a
degree of public and media
attention.
The word stems from the
Latin celebritas, itself from
the adjective celeber mean-
ing 'famous, celebrated'.
While fame is generally con-
sidered to be the major pre-
requisite for celebrity status,
it is not always sufficient.
I N T HE CINEMAS
X-Men: The Last Stand is the
third film adaptation of Mar-
vel Comics' X-Men super-
hero comic books. It was
directed by Brett Ratner,
with a script by the team of
Simon Kinberg & Zak Penn.
The previous two movies
were X-Men (2000) and X2
(2003). The film was re-
leased on May 26, 2006 in
the United States and Can-
ada, and one or two days
IN V OGUE
rying a hard boiled egg
around is the equivalent of
an energy bar but a healthier
option.
In an interview with leading
nutritionist, Dr. Cobia
Hook, “Eggs can be cooked
in all sort of styles such as
hard boiled, half boiled,
sunny side up, scrambled
just to name a few. The
benefits of eating egg is un-
deniable. It is an awesome
idea to carry an egg around
and have it at the end of a
tiring jog”.
There has to be a level of
public interest in the person
which may or may not be
connected to the reason they
are famous.
For example, a public figure
such as a politician, industry
leader etc. may be famous
but not a celebrity unless
something else triggers pub-
lic and mass media interest
(e.g. Virgin Director Rich-
ard Branson attempting to
X-M EN 3: THE LAST STAND
earlier in approximately 22
other countries.
The movie revolves around a
"mutant cure" that causes
serious repercussions among
mutants and humans, and on
the mysterious resurrection
of Dr. Jean Grey, who ap-
peared to have died in X2.
The film is loosely based on
three X-Men comic book
story arcs, the "Dark Phoe-
L IFE STYLE P AGE 5
The INFORMER believes
that while it might be a craze
in the US, the concept might
be harder to catch on here in
our town.
However, its our duty to
report the latest trends. In
case the trend ever invades
our shores we have to be
prepared. DAS is therefore
organizing an event at the Humpty Dumpty sat on the
‘Cocina’. wall, Humpty Dumpty had a
great fall, and all the kings
Please make your way there horses and all the kings men
and get ready for an interest- could not put Humpty to-
ing egg breaking activity. gether again
circumnavigate the globe in a
hot air balloon). Other types
of fame, particularly those A TTENTION
connected with mass enter- “O NCE YOU
tainment are almost guaran- HAVE
teed to lead to celebrity even COMPLETED ALL
TASKS LOOK
if the person deliberately
FOR V ALERIE
avoids media attention.
Q UAY . S HE IS
Attached are pictures of well WONDERING
known celebrities which you AROUND
are welcome to name. Please COCM”
submit your answers directly
to Valerie Quay.
nix Saga" in The Uncanny X-
Men; writer Joss Whedon's
six-issue "Gifted" arc in As-
tonishing X-Men (2004); and
X-Men: Phoenix — Endsong
five-issue miniseries (2005).
This weeks contest is
A. Name two other famous
Bok Ai playing an evil
works of Joss Whedon and
mutant in the stage ver-
stand a chance to win tickets
sion of X-Men: The last
to the latest Superman Re-
stand
turns movie this summer!
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94.5 M IX FM: N AME
The term soundtrack most
commonly refers to the mu-
sic used in a movie (or tele-
vision show), and/or to an
album sold containing that
music. Sometimes, the music
has been recorded just for
the film or album (e.g. Sat-
urday Night Fever). Often,
but not always, and depend-
ing on the type of movie, the
soundtrack album will con-
tain portions of the score,
non-diegetic music com-
posed for thematic effect as
the movie's plot occurs. In
1916, Victor Schertzinger
W ORLD C UP F OOTBALL T RIVIA
Peter Crouch warmed up for
the World Cup Finals in the
best way possible by scoring
a hat-trick for England in
their 6-0 friendly win over
Jamaica at Old Trafford.
Crouch has now scored five
goals in seven appearances
for his country.
Here are some questions for
football fans to answer in
preparation for World Cup
2006 in Germany. Please
A M ODERN D AY R OBIN H OOD S TORY
Robin Hood is the archetypal
English folk hero; a courte-
ous, pious and swashbuckling
outlaw of the medieval era
who, in modern versions of
the legend, is famous for his
robbing the rich to feed the
poor and fighting against
injustice and tyranny. He
operates with his "seven
score" (140 strong) group of
fellow outlawed yeomen –
named the Merry Men for
THAT S ONG C ONTEST !
recorded the first music spe-
cifically for use in a motion
picture, and releasing sound-
tracks of songs used in films
became standard in the
1930s. Henry Mancini, who
won an Emmy Award and
two Grammys for his sound-
track to Peter Gunn, was the
first composer to have a
widespread hit with a song
from a soundtrack.
The soundtrack on a record
can contain all kinds of music
(including "inspired by"; see
the Harry Potter sound-
submit all your answers di-
rectly to Valerie.
1. Oldest Player to Win
a World Cup?
2. Only Man to Coach
and Captain a World
Cup Winning Team?
3. Name the mascot of
the World Cup 2006
in Germany?
4. Name the most suc-
cessful English foot-
their famed jollity – who
were based in hideouts in
Sherwood Forest and
Barnsdale Forest.
In celebrating the story of
Robin Hood, DAS is orga-
nizing a tournament outside
the grounds. A teams con-
sisting of 5 people are en-
courage to participate in this
activity.
The highest score in this
SPORTS/ MUSIC P AGE 6
tracks), contained in a
movie; the score contains
only music by the original
film's composer(s).
Combine your love of music
and love of movies and par-
ticipate in Mix FM’s name
that song contest. You will
listen to five tunes and be
challenged to name them in a
set amount of time. “Come sing-a-long with me?”
If you are interested please
make your way to the Mix
FM studio/lounge and name
that song.
ball team?
5. Who is group to- A TTENTION
gether with England “O NCE YOU
in group B this World HAVE
Cup? COMPLETED ALL
TASKS LOOK
FOR V ALERIE
Q UAY . S HE IS
WONDERING
AROUND
COCM”
Liverpool Striker RoboCrouch on
Target
inaugural tournament will
receive an overall bonus as
well.
However, just like Robin
Hood, teams will also be
encouraged to sacrifice the
points they received for a
good cause.
Maid Marion was always a
Come and show us your
better shooter than Robin
talented sharp shooting
Hood
skills.
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