A sheik announced that a race would decide which of his two sons would inherit
all his wealth. The sons were to ride their camels to a certain distant city. The son whose camel reached the city last would be given all the sheik's wealth. The two sons set out on the journey. After severals days of aimless wandering, they met and agreed to seek the advice of a wiseman. After listening to the wiseman's advice, the two sons rode the camels as quickly as possible to the designated city. They did not agree to split the wealth, and their father's decree was to be followed. What was it that the wiseman told the two sons? He told the two sons to switch camels.

2. A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was
required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What should have he said? Three, because there are three letters in ‘Ten’.

3. A man leaves home and, after making three left turns, he ends up back at home,
and finds two masked men waiting for him. What is happening? The man is a baseball player which has hit an in-the-park home-run.

4. Note: This riddle must be done in your head and not using paper and pen. Take
1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Now add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? The total is 4100. If your answer is 5000, check the last step.

5. When Miss Mae purchased her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would
repeat any word it heard. About a week later, Miss Mae returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word. The salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities. Miss Mae had said words to the parrot, but the parrot did not repeat them. Why didn't the bird talk? The parrot was deaf.

6. Tom and Jerry, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of
their party leader. They each ordered vodka on the rocks. Jerry downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Tom, who was sipping his first drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men had been setup for an assassination. Why did Tom die, yet Jerry lived? Their ice cubes had been poisoned. Jerry drank his so fast that the cubes hadn’t melt at all yet. Tom’s ice cubes however, had partially melted and poisoned his drink.

7. If you have me you want to share me. If you share me, you won't have me. What
am I?

This one seems perfectly logical but it can sometimes spark fierce theological arguments. 10. 11. celebrated his birthday.A secret. What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it? Silence. it takes one last brick to complete it. There were thousands of other people there. Paul. The moon wasn't out and the boy had no flashlight. How could this be? When the mother of the twins went into labor. barely on March 1st. Which room is safest for him? The third one. The older twin. The boat then crossed a time zone. How did he know? He recognized Adam and Eve as the only people without navels. 14. "I can't operate on this boy. and two days later his identical twin brother. 8. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop. A man and his son are in a car accident. Paul. he is my son! " How can this be? The surgeon was his mother. 13. but the child is rushed to the hospital. yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. Because they were not born of women. was born first. A murderer is condemned to death. The lions that did not eat for three years are dead. 9. He has to choose between three rooms. The father dies on the scene. she was travelling by a boat. How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick? One. and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. When he arrives the surgeon says. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. A man died and went to Heaven. No matter how many bricks it took to make the building. and the younger twin was born on February 28th. they had never had umbilical cords and therefore they never had navels. In the leap year the younger twin celebrates his birthday two days before his older brother. 12. Peter celebrated his birthday on one day. How did the driver see the boy? It was during daylight hours. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. the second is full of assassins with loaded guns. The first is full of raging fires. All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. with its headlights off. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. .

How does he get all safely over the stream? Take the goose over first and come back. What is it? A coffin. He could only take himself and one other . Can you explain? The fat dog is the mother.the fox. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. or the corn . He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. 23. The second eats and is never full. Who spends the day at the window. What am I? An onion. earth and wind. 17. the goose. and shut up in a wooden case. You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. a goose and a sack of corn. A man went on a trip with a fox. The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. Pencil lead. from which I am never released. What are they? Water. The first runs and never wearies. Two dogs are sitting on a porch . What goes around the world but stays in a corner? A stamp. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream.at a time. Take the goose over and the job is done! 22. I am taken from a mine. Now take the corn over and come back alone to get the goose. . 18. What is black when you buy it. 21. The little dog is the son of the fat dog. 19. but the fat dog is not the father of the thin dog. and gray when you throw it away? Charcoal. fire. 20. The fourth sings a song that is never good. 16. goes to the table for meals and hides at night? A fly. and yet I am used by almost everybody.15. Then take the fox over and bring the goose back. The third drinks and is always thirsty. red when you use it.a fat dog and a thin dog.

speaks without a mouth. You cannot express happiness without me. 28. Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. my greedy lust devours them all. I am always in risk. What am I? Scissors. A cowboy rides into town on Friday. hears without ears. I am the beginning of sorrow. Think of words ending in -GRY. "There are only three words in the English language. How did he do it? The horse’s name is Friday. she hangs him. to which the air alone gives birth. 27. and the end of sickness. I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that. What am I? An echo. then holds him under water for five minutes. "that's nothing. If you have listened carefully. 30. Finally. or paper. yet I am in the midst of crosses.000. stays for three days and leaves on Friday. A kid that was listening said. Until I am measured I am not known. What is the third word?" The third word of that phrase is of course "language. Angry and hungry are two of them. Linen cloth. Lives without a body. Can you figure out how? The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes. There are only three words in the English language. Time. 31. How can this be? She took a photo of him and developed it in the dark room. I have already told you what it is. His record was 6 minutes. 26. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. 25. he'd give him $10. You may find me in the sun. The letter ‘S’.24. The kid did it and won the money. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. It states. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. A woman shoots her husband. quills. but I am never out of darkness." 29. Yet how you miss me When I have flown. yet never in danger. .

Do you say. 33. and points it at the man's face." gets up. but the only day that is actually your birthday is the day you were born. What runs but never walks. A Panda Bear walked into a resturant." What did the dictionary say? When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary. "Nine and five is thirteen. But yet he shot a puma and a cougar. but if I cannot. grabs a shotgun. they asked him why he had killed the waiter. How did he do this? A puma and cougar are the same animal. and a 100 year old man have had exactly the same amount of birthdays. 39." or "Nine and five are thirteen"? Neither. How many letters are in the alphabet? There are 11 LETTERS in the ALPHABET." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees. A man walks into a pub and simply orders a water. 35. so in order to stop them. Nine and five are fourteen. 36. 34. has a mouth but never talks. and walks out of the pub. You celebrate your birthday every year. "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves. How many birthdays have they had? One. the bartender took out a gun to shock the man. has a bed but never sleeps. has a head but never weeps? A river. I will pay you $50. He only had one bullet in his gun. it stated. After the police caught up with him." 37. Why did they behave this way? He was having hiccups.32. He replied. A man was walking in the jungle. When he was finished eating. The man says. "Thank you. He then left the resturant. 38. A three year old girl. 40. "Look me up in the dictionary. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or . The bar tender simply looks at the man. he took out a gun and shot his waiter. "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50. A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy. How could I place a bookbag on the floor where no one could jump over it? In a corner of a room.

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. How? Sally was blind.you raise your left What is this object? A mirror. Style of music : soul music. Sally kept on reading. but Sally kept on reading. How did the man win the bet? The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper. seen or touched. 42. Two convicts are locked in a cell. Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. 44. who is now living in Canada. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. what place would you be in now? 2nd place. I cannot be felt. I look at you. What Am I? I’m a soul. Yet I can be found in everybody. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. 46. With no use of artificial light. not be buried in the USA? Because he is still alive! 47. What caused the ship to sink? The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed.less. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. 45. Why can't Kevin Laroche. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. 48. My existence is always in debate. you look at me I raise my right. However. Yet I have my own style of music. 41. she was reading a book by Braille. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.V his wife Sally was reading. and you passed the person in 2nd place. If you were running a race. While Sergi was watching T. 43. they give up with . They then decide to tunnel out.

but the person is not Pat's brother. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water? It was an empty glass of water! 58. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How is this possible? He was born in the hostpital with the room number 1955.What is this? A watermelon! 50. Pat is this person's brother. and I have holes in the middle.And living in the red house were lots of little black babies. Who am I? I’m their daughter. They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen. How can that be? . yet no one's son. What am I? A sponge! 51. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. A man was born in 1955. Inside the green round house was a smaller white house. today and tomorrow! 53. 52. The stars. There was a green round house. a mother's child. 57. A father's child. What is his plan? His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape. 54. A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He's alive and well today at age 33.In the white house was a red house.I have holes on my left and on my right. What is the capital city of China? Beijing 56. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday. Pat Smith gives someone a dollar. 55. or Sunday? Yesterday. yet I still hold water. What state is surrounded by most water? Hawaii. Friday.the tunneling because it will take too long. 49. I have holes on the top and bottom.

is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice. sometimes I leave. A woman was sitting on a windowsill on the 35th floor of a building. Why? She fell into her room instead of out the window! 60. Before he left.It’s Pat’s sister. he gave Sarah seven apples. but I am always around. If you go to the movies and you're paying. I reach for the sky. . yet she did not get or hurt or even a scratch. keeps the doctor away! 61. 59. Her husband was in the room with her and kept trying to stop her. whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets. The police surrounded the bottom of the building telling her NOT to jump. In this case. She got nervous and fell. What am I? A tree. What color would the stairs be? What stairs? You live in a one story house. an attractive girl named Sarah. Why? An apple a day. 62. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. you would only be buying three tickets. She was about to commit suicide. 63. A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman. or two friends to the movies at the same time? It's cheaper to take two friends at the same time. but clutch to the ground. You live in a one story house made "entirely of redwood".

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