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To my husband and cats for their unfailing and continued love and purrfect support
Preface
Despite the fact that Peluche must be the worlds grumpiest cat, we love him dearly and would not change him for the world. We just wish that he would voluntarily relinquish our duties as his owners but so far he has chosen to keep us. We are not sure that anyone else could put up with him! This series of short tales describes some of Peluches antics and grumpiness. For all of you cat lovers out there were sure that you will relate to most if not all of his behaviour.
Table of Contents
Chapter 1 Peluche the Grump ............................................................................................................. 6 Chapter 2 Its a cats life ....................................................................................................................... 7 Chapter 3 Peluche gets fat ................................................................................................................... 8 Chapter 4 The arrival of Nacho ............................................................................................................ 9 Chapter 5 Cat fights............................................................................................................................ 10 Chapter 6 Western cats go East ......................................................................................................... 11 Chapter 7 Japanese style home ......................................................................................................... 12
It all began the day that Nacho arrived. Peluche hated him from the moment he set eyes on him. At first, he thought that Nacho would only stay around for a day or two at most, but oh how wrong he was. Peluches life as he knew it was about to change forever!
Aaaah, he was so happy! Life could not get much better for Peluche.
It was an idyllic life he led for sure. That was until Nacho arrived!
After a brief panic attack, Peluche composed himself enough to go and investigate the new addition but Nacho had already spotted his big brother-to-be and excitedly ran over to dive on him and play. Peluche knew at that moment that his life as he knew it had changed forever and he hated that small gray ball of fluff called Nacho with a passion.
The only advantage to having Nacho was that if he ate superfast and finished his own biscuits, he got the chance to eat most of Nachos food too. He had gotten this trick down to a fine art and in no time at all had managed to increase his food intake sufficiently to feel that Nachos arrival was maybe now only 99% detrimental to his happiness. Of course, Nacho didnt mind sharing his biscuits with his big brother and Peluche politely obliged! Life was starting to settle into a kind of bearable routine for Peluche, although far from ideal. But things were soon to change again for the worse far worse than Peluche could ever have imagined.