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You and the stranger both like One Direction. Stranger: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORD LIKE NOBODY ELSE You: nigga i'm black how the fuck do i light up You: :))) Stranger: Omg <33 Stranger: we're gonna be GREAT friends You: maybe You: possibly You: what did you expect me to reply lol Stranger: the next lirig of the song duh Stranger: liric** You: lol no that's too mainstream Stranger: liryc* Stranger: WTF You: i'm a hipsta like ahz Stranger: ugh forget it You: *haz You: lol Stranger: im sassy like lou You: do you have the ass for it Stranger: duh! I'M LATINA BABYY You: i'm classy like the hobo zayn You: seriously though when they're not on tour he looks like a hobo :))) You: did that offend you or soemthing why are you not replying Stranger: sorry Stranger: lol You: lol Stranger: i know Stranger: he doesnt shave when hes not on tour smh You: i know lol he ratchet You: so Stranger: but admit it Stranger: he's super hot Stranger: when he don't shave Stranger: and lou too omg You: lol i only like leeum and hairy :) You: neil is ugly he he You: and yeah You: hbu whos your favorite from One Dee? Stranger: all Stranger: but id have to say Stranger: niall or harry Stranger: or liam Stranger: omg OR LOU Stranger: OR ZAYN Stranger: :)) You: are you fond of lou's thrusts and harry's crotch grabbing on stage Stranger: harry's crotch grabbing all the way. You: who do you ship? Stranger: larry You: wow u mainstream lol Stranger: or narry\ You: i ship niam / ziam / zarry Stranger: nvm i ship niall and louis Stranger: whatever the fuck they're called You: nouis lol You: favorite song? Stranger: probs...

Stranger: WMYB Stranger: lol no jk Stranger: lol You: i like "One Time" :))) You: or "It's GOt To Be Her" Stranger: isn't one time a justin song ._. You: I WAS KIDDING OMG You: i wanted to see your reaction You: :)) Stranger: smh @ u You: so , are you from tumblr? Stranger: FUCK YES You: wow i love you Stranger: i got post limit today smh You: what is your blog name? Stranger: is-y0u-gay.tumblr.com Stranger: urs You: the--niall--river.tumblr.com Stranger: oh and my fav is probs i want.. You: it's a full 1D blog so Stranger: mines a mix of hipster, 1d, demi lovato, and justin bieber, lol You: i like your cursor lol Stranger: so i kinda reblog whatever the fuck i want Stranger: lol Stranger: thankss Stranger: haha You: okay well i should go now lol You: bye bro Stranger: whats your name?? Stranger: mines yovanna You: Emma You: :) Stranger: i like it Stranger: omg You: thanks haha you too Stranger: twitter? Stranger: facebook? You: @inzayn_4_payne is my twitter Stranger: i sound so stalkerish omg Stranger: haha You: lol who even uses facebook i hate everyone on there lol You: TUMBLR = life Stranger: mines @awwdrew Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT Stranger: i just use it to judge bitches You: OMG WE ARE LIKE TWINS OMG You: SAME Stranger: TWINZIEEZZZ You: followed you on twitter :) Stranger: followed your tumblr :)) You: i'll follow back haha You: okay Stranger: you do that] Stranger: aha Stranger: do you like jb?? You: he's okay. i just got his new album You: do you have it? Stranger: i was just blastin that minutes ago You: i haven't listened to it though yet lol Stranger: it's super good omg

Stranger: hes doing a song with 1d Stranger: :OO You: WHAT You: really You: i did not hear of this Stranger: thats what i heard on twitter Stranger: that he confirmed it or some shit idk You: OMG yes Stranger: id be like my inner black dancer would some out You: have you ever seen 1D live? or JB? Stranger: no :// Stranger: i've never been to a concert Stranger: you?? You: i went to a JB one a while ago like maybe a year ago? idk haha Stranger: l u c k y Stranger: omg Stranger: me dancing to up all night: http://cdn.ghettoredhot.com/wp-content/upl oads/2011/04/get-it-girl.gif You: i was a fetus back then though You: i think it was longer than a eyar ago actually You: year damn it You: i'm scared to open that link omg Stranger: it's just a girl dancing lol You: oh okay haha i opened it Stranger: thats actually me. You: let em find a picture of me You: *me Stranger: you do that You: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/uhdurr.gif You: me You: am i hawt Stranger: gurl you supah hot. Stranger: hotter than me xoxo You: i have some black qurl swag You: :))) Stranger: omygod MEE TOO Stranger: we'll be black togethaa You: all the other qurls be jelly of our swag You: all the boyz want us Stranger: dey be like ' DAMMNNN ' as we walk by You: yup they like "who are those sexy ladiez leme get with them; You: wow i'm so weird omg Stranger: it's okay i am too Stranger: i have RETARDED tattooed on my forehead Stranger: DAT WHUDDUP You: here's my boi lol he's a hobo You: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kf8fkw461qm9va2.png You: show me a pic of yo boi Stranger: i have to find the hottest one of him brb You: okay qurl Stranger: http://images.uglypeopleunite.com/files/2011/05/fatuglyblackman1-200x2 00.jpg this is mine qurl You: DAMN HE SEXY AS HELL You: luvin the double chin Stranger: thats what caught my eye Stranger: the sexy double chin You: omg "fatuglyblackman" OMG I AM CRYING SO HARD omg You: ^ You: wow we could seriously be bffls in real life omg Stranger: ugh ik forevaaaaa

Stranger: and our babis be bbfls You: we are both sexy motha fuckerz Stranger: ikr Stranger: our kidz be looking like dis in there teenz http://incogman.net/wp-con tent/uploads/2008/11/REAL-UGLY-1.jpg You: OH MY GOD You: let me find a picture of my son in law Stranger: okay babe You: http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/18.jpg You: our son in law jerome leeroy russel You: isn't he hot af Stranger: HOLY SHIT Stranger: RUSSELGASM You: yup Stranger: ma god Stranger: we are so creative You: here is my grandma, shaquanda-monique jeronda-shantel You: http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/images/fat-ug ly-people-photo-bad-dress.jpg You: wait is that even a woman You: omg You: i hope so Stranger: omg thats where you get your sexiness from cuz yo mama ugly http://ron ewiznation.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/beyonce-beauty-people.jpg You: ikr my mom is one ugly bitch huh ew Stranger: it's like srsly yo grandmom fucked and ugly niggah You: here's where i get my beauty from as well http://www.cowtowninfo.com/person als/ff09/ff09-080.jpg You: his mug shot lol txt it Stranger: oh i fucked him boo You: wow u slut You: lol jk ily Stranger: sorrynotsorry Stranger: MAYBE IM YOUR MOM Stranger: . Stranger: *gasp* You: OMG You: whut You: well You: for all you know, You: i'm outside yo window right now lol Stranger: WITCH ONE You: I WATCH U WHEN U SLEEP Stranger: WHAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT You: dats right You: u best be scared Stranger: THATS WHY I HEAR MOMMY MOMMY WHILE IM SLEEPING You: when you hear tapping on yo window at night its me yep Stranger: so this means you see me and my boi do it You: yeah u guys get nasty You: i see everything qurl Stranger: THATS WHY I SAW VIDEO OF ME ON PORNHUB.COM You: yea dats right qurl who do you think filmed it You: only your bffl Stranger: NOT CUTE GURL NOT CUTE Stranger: MY PUSSY BE SO SMOTH Stranger: MY BOY SHAVED IT Stranger: WITH HIS TOUNGE Stranger: WHAT You: i'm cute u know it how could u resist this face : http://diamondcoverdcooki

es.deviantart.com/art/ugly-tape-black-girl-100159403 You: am i sexy Stranger: no gurl Stranger: you sexaaayy You: i kno qurl thanks Stranger: where are you Stranger: like where u live You: california bro hbu Stranger: calgary Stranger: smh Stranger: we so far Stranger: twitter me Stranger: my moms bitching smh You: okay You: ttyl gurl You: bye bffl You have disconnected. CONVO 2 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like one direction. You: wow Stranger: whut. You: nuthing lolz im just in awe of zaynes beauty lol txt it Stranger: lol i luv niell hes so hawt You: i hate lewis tho Stranger: Omg rite hes lik so ugli You: leeum is oaky Stranger: N TOTES STR8 You: okay* Stranger: leeum is so ugli Stranger: who is pauwl You: idk who this kevin guy is tho You: i guess the 6th member lol Stranger: rite i think hes like harrys dad lol Stranger: oh Stranger: MIRRORS AND CATZ 4 LYFE!!! Stranger: I LUV CARROTS ;) You: SPOONS You: CARROTS LOL Stranger: toy story txt it You: YEA BUDDIE LOL You: want to know who my idol is qurl??? LOL You: it's sydney dalton omg she is just beauty full You: and can't forget kate bisson Stranger: ppl r so dum they need to get it rite its Lewis Tomlinzon not Larry St ylinson!!! You: i kno rite ! Stranger: omg sydnei Stranger: she is so gr8 You: i h8 eleanor calder LOL Stranger: who is perrie You: and danielle peazer OMG SHE IS SO UGLY Stranger: frum phinsea and furb You: omg Stranger: DANIELLE IS A NIGGUR You: i can't recognize perri when she isn't wearing her eyelashes lol You: like who is that white trash lolz Stranger: rite lol

Stranger: i mean wtf is little mix Stranger: it sounds like a type of chips You: lol sum times i post about the boys on facebook and all my friends like my statuses :))) You: i feel popular You: :)))))) Stranger: rite Stranger: i posted a pic with the lyrics 2 one thing as the captiom Stranger: 4 likes!!!! You: and i walk around singing "That's What Makes You Beautifu;" all day :))) You: also "One Time" Stranger: DEAD OMG You: and "It's Got To Be Her" Stranger: rnt those there onli songs You: i think so You: lol Stranger: wat is x factor You: niel's voice is terrible he sounds like a dying pregnant monki Stranger: isnt smion cowel frum american idol or something Stranger: RITE Stranger: OMG Stranger: i jus lik harry rlly Stranger: he need 2 go solo You: like who is this symon goat guy You: or cow or whatever You: idek bro lol Stranger: wtf is nosh lol Stranger: like Stranger: idk evn You: like who is andi and who is mazz Stranger: isnt maz lik daniellez bruthr You: i think so lol black buddiez 4 lyfe Stranger: niggaclub lol txt it You: want to know who i ship? LOL ONLY LARRY STYLINSON THEIR LOVE IS REAL You: but the BOYS ARE STRAIGHT OKAY Stranger: YES ONLY LARRY You: it's a JOKE DUH Stranger: yeah totes Stranger: they rnt gay at ALL You: hahah mirrors :)))) Stranger: lik srsly elnur and lewis r destined You: i know right :)) i ship elearbux You: cause that's all she does is go 2 star bucks lol Stranger: rlly? i ship zux i luved dat fan fiction lol Stranger: and shop Stranger: she luv 2 shop!! You: omg when zux exploded OMG BEST PART right there txt it You: lux* Stranger: i lik wen zayn came in her mouth You: but who even is lux lol Stranger: evn tho she a baby Stranger: idk Stranger: um.. You: i think she's like eleanors lil sis or sum thing lol Stranger: actualli i think shes harrys bby lol You: caraline flack is my idol too i forgot to mention that :))) You: she looks so younmg for ehr age Stranger: !!!!!!!! rite Stranger: no

Stranger: she belon in da hors barn Stranger: wit her fam lol You: hee hee You: ily qurl cause great minds think alike Stranger: idk if you have tumblr but you need to follow me k and if you don't lo uis is judging you gimmeyourpaynis.tumblr.com Stranger: ik there needs 2 b more ppl lik u on earth lol ily You: i followed you qurl mine is the--niall--river.tumblr.com You: omg half the people i talk to on here don't get it Stranger: RIGHT OMG Stranger: i want to stab them You: theyre like 'are you a directioner or a directionator" i'm like WHO EVEN SA YS DIRECTIONATOR ANYMORE OMG Stranger: YES OMFG Stranger: u r a directionator u think lewis gay!! You: i know omg Stranger: wow your icon is gr8 You: thanks gurl your sidebar is sex Stranger: thnx ;) You: in your icon zayne looks like ahobo omg txt it lol Stranger: omg lol Stranger: hes like You: like who is that homeless person Stranger: ''gimme sum monei for crak or ill kill u'' You: omg yes Stranger: lol and ppl only lik dem cuz they hot!! You: yea earlier someone told me "omg the mexican one is hot haha" i'm like no g o away you irrelevent human being Stranger: i asked my dad who his favorite one is and he said the mexican one OmF g Stranger: https://p.twimg.com/Awda0XBCEAEiUYt.jpg:large Stranger: hau Stranger: hai* You: OMG WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THAT PICTURE BEFORE You: lol You: have you seen that picture of niall earlier today at some house party with 2 girls Stranger: I JUST SAW IT A FEW DAYS AGO AND WAS LIKE WHAT EVEN Stranger: yes You: what a slut lol Stranger: i was like o Stranger: :( Stranger: TWO GIRLS Stranger: smh niall You: niall, not the girls lol You: haha You: when he actually gets a gf shit will go down You: like when harry was spotted with that emma girl Stranger: oh i know i will drink bleach Stranger: i almost cried Stranger: IM PATHETIC LOL Stranger: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kb6ujCsR1r405lto1_500.jpg Stranger: yes You: lol gurl same here You: omg You: that is perfect Stranger: ik ik ;) Your conversational partner has disconnected.