You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like bored, and friends.

You: im bored
You: ugh
You: oi
You: hey there
You: donut leave me alone
You: it is weird to talk to yourself
You: ok
You: bye
Stranger: M
You: F
You: why you took so long lol
Stranger: I like you weirdo
You: weirdo?
You: lol okay
Stranger: Love
Stranger: You are so unstable
You: whaT
You: i don't get it....................
You: now where are you
You: are you dead

You: you're dead

You: ugh I'm not ready yet for ur funeral
You: where are you
Stranger: I'm fucking holding my dick
You: may i talk to it
You: lol no. I changed my mind
Stranger: Talk to it
You: no
Stranger: Its disturbing me
You: what the actual fuck
You: i'm disgusted
Stranger: It wants your pussy
You: fuck you:
Stranger: I'm all yours
You: I've got no control
You: No control
Stranger: Drive me crazy
You: what are you talking about
You: drrrr
You: stop it
Stranger: Ride my cock
Stranger: Ride my cock

You: i thought you are different but well

Stranger: Sex is a good thing
You: the safest sex is no sex
You: yeay
Stranger: The most important thing in life
You: after married yeah.
You: why don't we change the topic
You: like seriously
Stranger: Before marriage you need to practice
Stranger: Only if you kik me
You: No
Stranger: Babe
You: yes babe
You: what do you want
Stranger: Talk with me for rest of your life
You: ew no
Stranger: Why
You: you are disgusting
Stranger: Then sleep under me till you die
Stranger: Bitch
You: bitch where
Stranger: Love you

You: love me too

Stranger: You love me bitch
You: in your wildest dream
Stranger: Like everyday
Stranger: You are my babe
You: you wish:)
Stranger: I wish you were here
You: you are weird
You: r u high lol
Stranger: You are my drug
You: Then you'll die for me right
Stranger: No I will live only for you
You: uhuh
You: so sweet
You: you tried::::)
Stranger: I am never tired
Stranger: You talk
Stranger: You fight
You: ehh?
Stranger: Speak
Stranger: Weirdo
You: weirdo

You: I loved it when you say weirdo

Stranger: You are my bitch
You: bitch please
Stranger: You are my weirdo
You: Um no
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Yes
You: No
You: No
You: No
Stranger: Say yes
You: what about no
Stranger: What about I haunt your dreams
You: what about I haunt your dreams
Stranger: I would love that
Stranger: Please haunt my dreams
You: I have another things to do instead of haunt your dreams so
You: stop this shit you weirdo
Stranger: No baby haunt my dreams
You: yeah keep tried boy
Stranger: I won't stop weirdo

You: Stop
Stranger: No nono
You: why did you keep talking to me?
Stranger: Because I like you weirdo
You: No, you love me
Stranger: You love me?
You: No, YOU love me
Stranger: I know you love me too or else you would have left the chat
You: I like to chat with you weirdo 'cause you're fun
Stranger: Me too weirdo
You: weirdo
Stranger: Love you weirdo
You: love you too weirdo
You: oops haha
Stranger: C'mon gimme a hug
You: *send a virtual hug*
Stranger: Happy
Stranger:
You: Happy now?
You: weirdo
Stranger: Yep weirdo happy
You: Yeay you are my weirdo

You: i love you weirdo hahaha

Stranger: Babe
You: ughhhh stop
Stranger: Finally someone started loving this weird person
You: hahaha
You: what are you doing now weirdo
Stranger: Chatting with my babe
You: Who's your babe hmm
You: which one
You: is she beautiful
Stranger: She is a weird little girl
Stranger: Maybe
You: really? oh great
Stranger: I don't know I haven't seen her
You: so you want so see her?
Stranger: Dying to see her
You: weirdo you are so cheesy
Stranger: Eat me
You: ew
You: I have pizza
You: why should i eat you
You: eww no

Stranger: Use me as your toppings

You: ew no
Stranger: Why
You: omg can we change the topic
Stranger: Don't you like extra toppings
You: damn you make me hungry
You: now buy me a pizza you weirdo
Stranger: Basically I make you live
You: yeah yeah whatever
Stranger: Gimme a kiss
You: why should I??
Stranger: Cause you love me
You: No I'm not
You: you wish weirdo
You: I love me
You: I love my self
You: and pizza
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: You love me
You: I love me tooo
Stranger: We love pizza
You: yeah pizza is bae

Stranger: I'm your bae

You: ew since when?
Stranger: Since ages
Stranger: I'm a werewolf
You: you are weirdo
Stranger: Your weirdo
You: my weirdo?
Stranger: Your weirdo
You: yeah yeah
Stranger: Now I'm losing hope
Stranger: So I'm not your weirdo?
You: what are you talking about?
You: you are my wierdo
You: okay
Stranger:
You: don't crying weirdo
You: weirdo
You: i love that word
Stranger: And not me
You: who loves you? nobody,nobody
Stranger: That's why I love you weirdo
Stranger: Highly unstable!

You: but I don't love you back hmmm

Stranger: I don't expect that
Stranger: Loving you is my talent
You: Eating pizza is my talent
Stranger: I want you
You: I want you
Stranger: I want you
You: I want you
Stranger: No I want you
You: No I want you
Stranger: All of you
You: All of you
Stranger: Kiss me
You: you are so far away
Stranger: Virtually
You: *send virtual kiss*
You: like that
You: lol
Stranger: Where are you from btw
Stranger: Sweet
You: ew
You: where are you from btw?

Stranger: Tell me
You: you first
Stranger: India
You: Australia
Stranger: Love you weirdo
You: Love you too weirdo
Stranger: Doesn't matter where you from
Stranger: C'mon cuddle me
You: I wish I was there
You: lol
Stranger: I wish you were here
You: aww
You: so what do you prefer ice cream or pizza
Stranger: Pizza and coke
You: oh rightt
Stranger: And you weirdo
You: Pizza and pizza and pizza and pizza
Stranger: And me
You: no
Stranger: Weirdo don't scare me
Stranger: Reply fast
You: I'm here

Stranger: Babe
You: ew
Stranger:
You: ew
You: ew
You: ew
You: ew
You: oi
You: weirdo?
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: I'm here babe
You: Weirdo don't scare me
You: Reply fast
Stranger: Don't copy me weirdo
You: Don't copy me weirdo
Stranger: Love me weirdo
You: Love me weirdo
Stranger: Hate me
Stranger: I don't care
You: I hate you
Stranger: I love you
You: I hate you

Stranger: Love you

You: Love me toooooo
Stranger: Love you love you
You: Love you
You: oops
Stranger: I knew it
You: I like you
You: because I don't know
You: you are fun
You: ...and weirdo
Stranger: I like you
Stranger: Because you are my other half
You: No. You love me
You: You love me weirdo
Stranger: Okay baby I love you
Stranger: And you love yourself and pizza
You: don't call me baby:/
Stranger: Weirdo
You: yes I love myself like crazy I think I wanna marry me
Stranger: Marry yourself and make affair with m
Stranger: Extramarital
You: weirdo :/

Stranger: Yep weirdo

You: Nothing
Stranger: Why are so numb?
You: asdfghjkl
You: shhsihdsdhuicnaf
Stranger: Ah say SC d eh wjw web SD vs
You: what
You: the
You: fuck
You: is
You: that
You: eh
Stranger: Nothing
You: Why are so numb?
Stranger: Weirdo
You: Yep weirdo
You: why you took so long
Stranger: Hug
You: *send virtual hug*
You: there you go
You: weirdoooo omg
Stranger: Kiss

You: umm no
You: you turn
You: gimme a hug
Stranger: *tighthug*
You: thank's weirdo
Stranger: *kiss on lips *
You: ewwwww
You: nooooooo
You: NoooOOooO
Stranger: *kiss on forehead*
You: that's better
You: weirdo
Stranger: Kiss me fast
You: *kiss on cheek*
You: *kiss on forehead*
You: *kiss on nose*
You: *kiss on lips*
You: lol
Stranger: *french kiss*
You: you make me smile
You: thank yo weirdo
Stranger: Friendship has no sorry no thanks

You: Oh no
You: so you just friend zoned me????
Stranger: Haha I always love you as a friend
You: weirdoo
Stranger: You marry yourself and have an extra marital affair with me
You: yeah yeah whatever
Stranger: Weirdo
You: weirdo you hurt me
Stranger: Why weirdo?
You: nope. just forget it
Stranger: Speak weirdo
You: Nope. I'm fine
You: let's just forge about it
You: forget*
Stranger: Smile
Stranger: Weirdo
Stranger: Weirdo
Stranger: Where are you
Stranger: You scaring me
You: I'm here weirdo
You: I'll always here
You: weirdo reply fast

Stranger: Yes weirdo

Stranger: Do you have kik
You: damn weirdo
You: i don't have it
You: and now, you'll end this chat :/
Stranger: Not now but eventually I. Will have to
You: yeah of course
You: thank you for everything weirdo
Stranger: No I will cry
You: I start to crying
You: haahha
Stranger: What's your name weirdo
You: just call me Nad
You: what about you
Stranger: Akshay
You: :::)]
You: but i prefer to call you weirdo
Stranger: I wanna see you at least
You: is that fine
You: see you in real life weirdo
Stranger: I want to see you
You: I want to see you too weirdo

Stranger: Instagram?
You: I want to argue with you on random things
You: I can't give you my social media
You: I'm so so sorry
Stranger: Why is that my weirdo
Stranger: I am quite a decent guy
You: Nope. you are just a weirdo
Stranger: Fine
Stranger: I don't build relationships forcefully
You: that's not what I mean
You: ugh weirdo
Stranger: It's ok
Stranger: Skype?
You: no
You: ugh
You: I'm sorry I have to go
You: dinner is ready
Stranger: Okay lets not ruin in the end
You: I need to go
You: Okayyyyy
You: so I'll see you soon weirdo?
Stranger: Kiss?

You: *kiss on lips*

Stranger: Search for me with weirdo filter
You: okay
Stranger: *weirdo*
You: Okay "weirdo" okay.
Stranger: I see you soon my weirdo
You: See you soonnnnn weirdo
Stranger: Say you love me
You: I love you
You: I love you so much
Stranger: Love is eternal
Stranger: I feel so happy
You: me toooo
Stranger: Lets see if we find each other again
You: suree hahah
You: okay
You: see you soon weirdo
Stranger: Tell me some time
You: asdjgd;lksl
You: weirdo i need to go
You: hurrrry up
Stranger: Common interest-weirdo

Stranger: No weirdo I need you

You: okayy weirdo
You: i love you so much
You: hahaha
Stranger: Hold me tight
You: I gotta go
You: see you soon omg
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: Wait
You: hurry uo
You: damn
Stranger: No
Stranger: No
You: we'll meet weirdo
Stranger: Are you hungry?
You: my dad ask me to have a dinner together so
Stranger: Stay with me please
You: i gotta go weirdo. I'll see you soon. Common interest "weirdo", right?.
Stranger: Few more mins
You: i cant
You: omg
You: I love you

You: Now I have to go byee weirdo

Stranger: After 30 mins?
You: yes
You: I promise
You: bye love you
Stranger: Love you weirdo
Stranger: After 30mins
Stranger: Love you so much
Stranger: Weirdo
Stranger: ?????
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Weirdo
Stranger: Reply
Stranger: Damn it