Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....

Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning** No Shadows 2 Dipress U Only Joys 2 Surround U Many Frnz 2 Luv U God Himself 2 Bless U With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!! Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali Phir wahi fasaana-afsaana sunaati ho,dil ke paas hoon kah kar dil jalati ho, beqaraar hai aatishe mahobbat, mahobbat se milne ko,to phir kyon nahi pyaar jataati ho. Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali. Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Fathers Day! What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day. Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now Happy Holi once again. Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.

May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Navratri is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, heres hoping this festival. KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u but in my HEART I swear Im keeping U. Nothing in this world Could ever be As Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love Youve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing youre my darling wife(Husband). Happy Anniversary. Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai. If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
5 great people: 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge, Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge, Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna, Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar... Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha.. Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!( Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.! Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai, Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa, aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta. ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!By shehran ayub kal ho na ho... Aaj tu hai... Aaj ho na ho... Ya pel tu hay. Ya pel ho na ho... Hum tu hia... Hum ho na ho... Humari dosti tu hai. HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE

Log apna banake chod dete hai. Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.. Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake. Log to dil bhi tod dete hai meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai! Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha! Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu ... tu kia ???"washroom jao yaar pait main garbar hai yeh dua hai tumhari zindagi sawar jaye, har nazar me bas

pyaar nazar aaye, tumhe jiski talash hai,mere dost,khuda kare, wo khud tumhari talash me aaye! Samundar bhar syllabus he.nadi bhar padh pate he.balti bhar yaad hota he.mug bhar likh pate he.chullu bhar no. ate he.aao doob k mar jate he u r sweet sona...i don't want to khona..i want a place in ur heart kona..other wise i will strat rona..atleast hello to ker lo na Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai..... Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain, naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain, yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main, mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate. Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.

Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.. Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar, Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai, Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar.. Attack aageya hai Dil mai Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi...Hansi nahi.. rowi nahi.. mili nahi ....khooi nahi..ikk baat thi Dil main jo tum say kehi nahi ... K App jaisa koi nahi.. IS RAAT KI TANHAHIYON KI BAAT LIKHOON, YA DEEDAR KO TARASTI ANKHON KA HISAB LIKHOON, TUMSE DOOR RAHNE KA GHUM BAYAN KAROON, YA PHIR APNI HI ZUBAN BAND RAKHOON Nazrein mile ek zamaana ho gayaa.. Aisa lagta hai apna bhi koi begaana ho gayaa.... Wo to chale gaye humse door.... Lekin mushkil is dil ko samjhaana ho gayaa....!!! Hamain Logon Nay Lakh Samjhaya Hum Kitnay Pagal Niklay Jinhain Toot Kar Chaha Wohi Hamaray Dil K Qatil Niklay Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite. A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams... Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite....... Close ur @@ eyes da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite! If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt.. i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!By devchonka i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you cover blanket tight tight As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told

some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.. good night These r my Wishes 4 U 4 2day 2morow & Everyday! Gud Morng! As precious as u r to me, As precious no one can ever be, I know friends r hard to choose, But u r a friend I never want to lose. have a nice day Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai, Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai. Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat, Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

as the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise,

may God open the heavens to shower U lots of luv & happiness to make ur day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

Na koi pal SUBHA hai, Na koi Pal SHAAM hai, Har pal har LAMHA Apki CHAHAT ke naam hai, ise sirf aik $m$ mat samajhna, Ye pyari si SUBHA ka PYARA SA SALAAM hai.

wish moon always be full & bright !!! U always be cool & right!!! Whenever u go to switch off the light, Remember that I am wishing u Good Night

Go 2 window, look outside. someone is waiting for ur smile. .. Found? Yes, The Moon. Ive sent the moon to say u good night and sweet dreams

Bade arman se banwaya hai, Ise roshni se sajaya hai. Bahut dur se mangwaya hai, Zara khidki khol k dekho aapko good morning kahne suraj bhijwaya hai.

GOOD NIGHT Have a salt Dreamz Bcoz daily sweet is not Good for Ur health,take care . Wishing the sweetest night to a sweet natured person. May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight,

Then u will remember that u forgot to wish me Good Night!

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

Promise me v r true frindz, im lamp ur lite, im coke ur sprite, im saawan u r baadal, im normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum tum tum tum

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97%

loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of. life if u loose me

 hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..

Gaur farmaaiga.. hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of GOD that defeats the darkness & spread light. May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen

birds are chillaying murgha is kukrukuing chaand is doobing sun is nikling flowers are khushboo maring peacock is naching all are kahing to u Good Morning &

u r still soying???
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?It is a Simple Mind touching Interactive Long lasting Effect which Wins the hearts.. Yes..Its your SWEET SMILE So Keep smiling always, good morning!

 Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho,, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho!

Sadham meets kajol n asks her " how is ur life ?" kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai

Nigahe aapki pahchan hai hamari muskurahat aapki shan hai hamari rakhana hifajat se tum apne aap ko kyonki dosti aapki jaan hai hamari

Open Hearts receive (love) Open minds receive (wisdom)

open hands receive (gift) only SPECIAL PPL RECEIVE THIS MSG

Heart is like Crystal, Preserve it, Love is like perfume, Spread it Feelings are like flood, Flow it FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella, Share it

1day sardar saw a dream, that someone killed him. Next day he closed his icici bank account. Why? Becoz of icici's slogan: "we make ur dreams come true".

Interviewee; watz ur date of birth? Sardar; nov 28. Interviewer- which year?
Sardar; abey ullu everyyear.

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you

leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

When u feel God is rubbing u against the rocks, dont think that

ull ruin down to dust, its just that he is polishing a gem,coz u are precious!

 Dost or barish dono ek jaise hote hain Wo hamesha yadgar hote hai Farak sirf itna hai ki barish sath rehkar tan bhigoti hai Aur dost dur rehkar ankh bhigote hai Sirf yado ka silsial reh gaya Khuda jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya Ek chand chup gaya jane kaha Ek sitara use dhundta reh gaya Khushiya ho itni ki akh may asu jam jaye Lamha ho itne hasseen ki waqt tham jaye Dosti nibhae hum is tarah Ki sath bitaya har pal zindgi ban jaye Zindgi may fir milenge hum Kahi dekh kar nazre na jhuka lena Tujhe dekha hai yaar kahi Bas itna kehkar gale laga lena Most relationship fail because not because of absence of love Luv is always present its just that one luvs too much n d other luvs too Many Vafao may itna asar to aye Jinhe dhundti hai nazre wo nazar to aye Hum aa jayenge apki palak jhukne se pehle Apne yad kiya yeh khabar to aye Dil k aashiyane hum nahi sazate Ishq k nagme hum nahi gate Kahi hamare ek pasand se tut na jaye hazaro dil Tabhi to hum koi girl frnd nahi banate

 Life is a game which we have to play so luv it and have fun Bcoz har pal may pyar hai Har lamhe may khushi hai Kho do to yade hai Jee lo to zindgi hai Life is a hope that swings us through hope Always believe that today is much better than yesterday And tomorrow will be better than today
Is kadar hamari chahat ka intzam na liziye

Kyu ho khafa baya to kijiye Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gai hamse koi khata Yu yaad na karke saza to na dijiye Reality success kisses you in private but failure always slap you in public Dil hi dil se dil ki baat ho jayegi Aine may dekho khudko humse baat ho jayegi Shikwa na kariye humse milne ka Ache band kariye humse mulaqat ho jayegi 1 khubsurti 1 taazgi 1 narazgi 1 sapna 1 apna 1 rishta 1 pyaas Bahut khas

Jaise ap. 2 things never get defined in whole life 1 st is luv because you never know how deeply your luvr luvs you 2nd your frnd because you never know how deeply he cares for u

. Ye sangamarmar sa tarasha gora badan Bund bund pigalta shabab Hote se lagakar dekho kashish kaisi hai Kha kho gaye dost ye Vanilla icecream cheez hi aisi hai Pyaar may maut se darta kaun hai Pyar ho jata hai karta kaun hai Aap jaise dost per duniya kurban Aur aap puchte ho ki hum pe marta kaun hai Jane kya wazah hai mere darne ki Ab to khwaish hai unki yaad may marne ki Jane kyu itna yaad karta hai unko ye dil Jinhe fursat hi nahi hame yaad karne ki Har ek muskurahat muskan nahi hoti Nafrat ho ya muhabat aasan nahi hoti Asu gam k ho ya khushi k Har kisi ko inki pehchaan nahi hoti Raat kya dhali sitare chale gaye Koi aur kya mila aap hume bhulate chale gaye Pyar ki baazi to hum bhi jeet sakte the Per aap ki khushi k liye harte chale gaye In the life frndship is never planned Nor does it happen for a reason

But when frnship is real it becomes a plan for life And a reason to live If all Indians start studing All get good marks But jobs are limited More unemployment and More suicides More crime SAVE INDIA Stop studing Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi Is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum Koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi Dost ne dil ka haal batana chod diya Hamne bhi gehraiyo may jana chod diya Jab usko hi duri ka ehsas nahi Hamne bhi unhe ehsas dilana chod diya Zindgi hai nadan isliye chup hu Dard hi dard hai subah sham isliye chup hu Keh du zamane se dasta apni Magar ayega naam uska isliye chup hu Difficulties come in ur life to show ur hidden potential not to destroy U .let difficulties know that ur more tough Kaun kiske liye hasta hain Kaun kiske liye rota hai Matlab ki is duniya may kaun kisi ka hota hai Kyu khelte hai vahi isse Tasvir jiski dil may ye sanjota hai

 Dont get upset with little jerks in life because life is like a road and Difficulties r like speed breakers they save us from big accidents so Enjoy Yaad karte hai yaro ko Yado se dil bhar aata hai Kabhi sath jiya karte they hum sab Ab milne ko dil taras jata hai
Lafzo se hum kuch bhi baya nahi karte

Iska matlab ye nahi ki hum tumse pyar nahi karte Chahat hai tumhe aj bhi pane ki Warna tumhare intzar may hum waqt yu beqar nahi karte Tamasha nahi ban jaye kahi muhabbat meri Isliye apne dard ka tumhe izhar nahi karte Jo kuch mila usi may khush hai hum Uske liye khuda se fariyad nahi karte Per kuch to baat hai tumhari fitrat may Warna tumhe yu chahne ki khata hum baar baar nahi karte Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Rizwan: Phone karte waqt. Kundan, zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga....think............. ?? "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI" Umer on cycle hit lady accidentally, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya? Umer replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

 Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot

Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart. For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!! I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN... Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2 keep, Some r 2b treasured 4 ever, and i think ur one 2 b kept 4 ever.

 Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...! The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :) There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.'s.. I wish u "very GOOD Day

FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe" , Deep like.. "Ocean", high like.. "Sky", strong like.. "Iron", kind like.. "Mother", cute like..."Me", and sweet like.."U"!
The best kind of friend is one with whom you sit

on a have the best conversation in life bench saying nothing and when you get up and go , u feel you Zakhm itne gehre hai ki izhar kya kare Hum khud nishana ban gaye vaar kya kare Mar gaye hum magar khuli rahi ankhey Ab is se zyada unka intzar kya kare Hichikiyan dilakar kaisi uljhan bada rahe ho Akhey band hai fir bhi nazar aa rahe ho Bas itna bata do hame ki Yad kar rahe ho ya yad dila rahe ho Eyes are parents hearts are lover

Brain is teacher brother and sister are fingers But friends is blood Always flow regularly in the whole body Ya khuda mat mila in dosto se Ye hame barbad karte hain Hum to sms ki bauchar karte hai Or ye 10 paise k sms k liye bhi wichar karte hai Rishta hamare is jaha may sabse pyara ho Jaise zindgi ko saso ka sahara ho Yaad rakhna hamay us pal may tum Jab tum akele ho aur koi sahara na ho

Ek bhikari ne phone kiya Hello ek pizza ek biryani ek biryani bhez do Hotel wala kiske nam par Bhikari allah k naam par

Koi gila koi shikwa na rahe aapse Ye aarzu hai ki silsila rahe aapse Bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse ] Khafa na hum aap agar hum ho gaye aapse Kuch methe pal yaad aate hai Palko per asu chood jate hai Kal koi aur mil jaye to bhul na jana humko Dosti k rishte zindgi bhar kaam aate hai Unse milker bichadna dastur ho gaya Yado may unki dil majbur ho gaya Kasur nahi isme kuch unka Hamari chahat hi itni thi Ki unhe khud hi per itna gurur ho gaya Is pyari si subah may Pyare se mausam may Pyari si koyal ki aawaz

Pyari si hawao may Sabse pyar insan aur Sabse pyare dost ko GOOD MORNING
Kaash! sab log ek jaise hote

Ek hum hai jo sms nahi apna dil bhejte hai Aur ek aap hai Jo dil rakhne k liye bhi sms nahi bhejte Love is like missed call it stops when u try to catch, But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes & stays inside ur inbox untill u delete it Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Gud nite

Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART, Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS, From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS Have a wonderful dream tonight GOO D NIGHT

Hi Moon! Dim Ur light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth! Spin Gently. Coz my friend is going to sleep. Good Night

The moon from the sky winks at you tonight, Wishing you a lovely goodnight, Hoping the sweet dreams embrace you tight

As u go to bed tonight, I beg the moon to give you light, Tell my angels to hug you tight, And make sure you,re all right, And ask the gentle breeze take care you and kiss good night.

No matter if the sky is black or blue No matter if there are stars or moon As long as ur heart is true Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good nite

Deepak agar noor na hota, Tanha dil majboor na hota, Hum aapko good night kahne Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana itna dur na hota. Have a lovely night.

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum, Aap ki ninde churayenge hum, Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum, Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum. Gud Night!

Thakanpur se fresh nagar Janewali nindiya express, Bedform pe khadi hai, Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano, Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye. Gud night & sweet dreams

Sun wouldnt be red, Sea wouldnt be blue, I wouldnt be happy, Without disturbing u. Gud Nite

Charon taraf hai faili moonlite, Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai aapko luvbite, Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight, Bole to wo sweet dreams wala Good Night.

A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT BRING LOV N JOY 2 U HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...

for your birthday........i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you mangi khushiya to zindgi dedi andhero neb hi hame roshni dedi khuda se pucha kya tohfa hai jawab may hame tumhari dosti dedi

when I was walking alone , I wished that I can reach the end of the road .but when friends like u joined me .i wished the road never ends

a true friend scolds more than dad ,care more than mom ,tease more than sister ,irritate more than brother and finally love you more than a lover .

a true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away , a true friend is like the air ,sometimes silent but always around you .

ek ummed ka diya jal raha tha jise ashko ki barish ne bhuja diya tanha akele khushi se ja rahe the aj fir apki pyari si yaad ne rula diya

dont love a friend like a flower because a flower dies in season . love them like a river because a river flows forever

miss ko tabtak kiss na karo jabtak miss apko kiss na kare agar miss apko kiss kare to use itni kiss karo ki wo aur kisi ko miss na kare

aaz din bhar barish hone ki sambhavna hai plz apne dimag wali zagah ko plastic se dhak lo because khali jagaho may pani jaldi bharta hai

Bhiga sa lagta hai aalam tumeh Bhigi si lagti hai subah tumeh Bhiga lag raha sara jaha tumeh Uth jao fir bistar gila kar diya tum ne Hum to dosti k saudagar hai Dil ka sauda sacha kar jayenge Agar honge ap hamari dosti k khariddar Toh dosti ki kasam hum muft may bhi bik jayenge To be most successful in life always forget the problems that you faced in life but never forget the lessons that those problems taught you

Thought for the lifetime =a gud relation does not depend on how gud understanding we have but it depends on how better we can avoid misunderstandings Santa what is the difference between complete and finished ?

Banta if you find a good wife than you are complete otherwise you are finished

Pyar ko apni palko per bithalo Dekar khushi apne pyar k sare gum churalo Pyar aisa karo ki sab dekhte reh jaye Khuda bhi aakar kahe ki mujhe apna bana lo

Luck is not in your hands but work is in your hands . your work can make luck but luck cant make your work

The word woman has man in it Mrs has mr in it Female has male in it She has he in it Moral =girls are always incomplete without boys

A single finger which wipes out tears during failure is much better than 10 fingers which comes together to clap during our success No formalities no artificial wishes no decorative words Just from the deepest of the soul =wish you a very happy frndship week Ab is intzaar ki aadat si ho gayi hai Khamoshi ek halat si ho gai hai Na shikwa na shikayat hai kisise Kyu ki ab akelepan se muhabbat si ho gai hai Sapno may ane wale tera shukriya Dil ko behlane wale tera shukriya Kaun karta hai is jamane may kisise se dosti itni Humay dost kehne wale tera shukriya Jikr hua jab khuda ki rehmato ka Humne khud ko sabse khushnaseeb paya Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki

Khuda khud dost ban k aaya Mehnat lagti hai sapno ko haqiqat banana may Hausla lagta hai bulandiya ko pane may Arsa gujar jata hai Aur zindgi kam pad jati hai Aap jaisa dost banana may

Dil se jude nahi hote Yu log kisi per fida nahi hote Pyar se achi to dosti hi hai Kyu ki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote

Zindgi ki asli udan abhi baki hai Apke irado ka imtihan abhi baki hai Abhi to napi hai muthi bhar jamin Aage abhi sara aasman baki hai

Share a heart which never breaks Have a smile which never hurts Give a touch which never pains Maintain a frndship which never ends

If you get less messages from me Dont think that I didnt care for u Bur I m searching for the best message For a best person like u Rishte ki judai ka gum na karna Dur raho to bhi rishte kam na karna Agar mile zindgi k kise mod per To hame dekh kar ache band na karna I like three things 1 is sun 2 is moon 3 is u sun for the day time

moon for the night time and u for the life time as my best frnd safar yari ka chalta rahe suraj chahe har sham dhalta rahe kabhi nahi dhalegi apni dosti ki subah chahe har risht rang badalta rahe The beauty of life is in the next second which hides thousands of secrets I wish every second be wonderful in ur life How we see things outside us depends on how things are outside us .Rs 100 looks so big when we are in a temple and so small when we are in a multiplex
Making a million friend is not a miracle , the miracle is to

make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you . Aj kuch kami hai tere baigar Na rang hai na roshni tere baigar Waqt apni rafter se chal raha hai Bus dhadkan thami hai tere baigar Khushiyo ki wo dhimi si aawaz hai Tanhaio may guzra woe k raaz hai Milte nahi hai sabko sacche dost Aap jo mile ho hame To hame to khud per naaz hai Luck is not in ur hands But work is in ur hands Ur work can make luck but ur luck cant make work So always trust urself than ur luck is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge, is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,

jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi, us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge! Unki gali se gujre ajab ittifaq tha. unhone phool fenka gamla bhi saath tha Pyar nahi to college bekar Sugar nahi to coffee bekar Love nahi to life bekar Drean nahi to life bekar Aap jaisa dost nahi to dosti bekar Perfect description of trust :-trusting a person is giving sumone the ability to destroy u completely . But with the confidence That they wont . Being visible is not always a requirement for being close It just takes some thoughts and memories to feel the presence of sumone nice and special like u .
Don't go for looks, they can deceive Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for sum1 who makes u smile becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.. I m on a mission: Misson 2 avoid u, 2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u, 2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u, in short.... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

Dost ko apni palko per bithao Dekar khushi apne dost k sare gum churao Dosti aisi karo ki sab dekhte reh jaye

Khuda bhi kahe hame apna dost banao Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye Dil mile na mile hath badate rahiye Taj na banaiye costly padega Par har taraf mumtaj banate rahiye Luvly mng 4 a luvly person 4m luvly frnd for a luvly reason at a luvly time in a luvly mood in a luvly style .Have a luvly mng . Ek khilte hue gulab ko thodi dhup de do Is rishte ko naya rup de do Zinda hai hum isliye sms karte hai Aap bhi apne zinda hone ka sabut de do In life we have a very little to chose and a lot to lose .whenver u get a chance to chose ,do it carefully and see that u dont lose what u chose Kabhi kabhi zindgi may choti choti cheze bhi badi taklif deti h . Vishwas nahi hota to SUI per baith ker dekho To luv some one is natural instinct To be luvd by sumone is luck To luv with sumone who luvs u is achievement To live with sumone who luvs u is success
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.. Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful life is a book we all read.Love is a blessing we all need. Always be happy always wear a smile,remember in this

world v r just 4 a while so keep in tuch

The importance of friend in our life is like our heart beats ;though they are not visible but silently send you the gift called life Khushiya ho itni ki akho may asu jam jaye Lamhe ho itne hasi ki waqt tham jaye Dosti nibhaye koi is tarah ki Sath guzara har pal zindgi ban jaye Life starts with voice but ends with silence Love starts with fears but end with tears But true frndship starts anywhere and ends no where If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest If u r a teddy bear u r the cutest If u r a star u r d brightest And if u r my frnd I m the luckiest Lambi hai manzil dur h kinara Jane q nahi aya sms tumhara Bhul gaye kya naam hamara Ya or koi mil gaya hai hamse bhi pyara Perfect examples :- TENSION-when wife is pregnant TERROR when grlfrnd is pregnant HORROR when both r pregnant TRAGEDY when u r not responsible for both My thot to share with close frnd who said water helps in putting off fire If so then why dont tears heal the burns in ones heart ? reply is necessary Zindgi ki asli udaan abhi baki hai Apke irado ka imtihaan abhi baki hai Abhi to naapi hai muthi bhar zamin Abhi sara asmaan bhi baki hai

 The worlds most happiest frnds never have the same characteristics .they just make the better understanding of their differences Seven secrets of successs that u can find in ur room :-1)roof says aim high 2)fan says b cool 3)clock says every minute is precious 4)mirror says reflect before u act 5)calendar says b upto date 6)windows says see the world 7)door says pursh hard to achieve ur goals

a lover makes u realize how beautiful the world is , but a true frend will make u realize how beautiful u r to the world : so never forget the frnds kuch ache sath chuta nahi karte waqt ki saakh se lamhe tuta nahi karte milte hai kuch log aise zindgi may jinse kabhi rishte tuta nahi karte a crisis is a good test for urself . the way u react will indicate how good u r and how patient u r to the others khuda ki rehmat sare sansar per barse mere hisse ki rehmat mere yaar per barse ae khuda mujhe kar dena pani agar mera yaar kabhi pyas se tarse sleepy msg for a sleepy person 4m a sleepy frnd for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on a sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say GOOD NIGHT Is baat ka jawab kewal yes or No may dena Kal raat ko Bandar ne tumhe kiss kiya . Batao tumhe pata chala

 Life may kabhi compromise karna pade to dont hesitate bcoz jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai , akad to sirf murde ki pehchaan hoti hai Kabhi teri palko per jhilmilau mein Tu intzaar kare to aa jau mein Mere yaar samunder may le jakar fareb mat karna Tu kahe to kinaare per hi dub jau mein Dosti ka daman kabhi na tute Tum hamse hum tumse kabhi na ruthe Dosti ko is kadar nibhayenge ki Dhadkane khamosh ho jaye per ye dosti kabhi na tute Sumone remembers sum1 cares Ur name is whispered in sumbodys prayers Keep the bright hope of sunshine in view Bcoz sum1 is warmly thinking of u Hasaye jo dosti rulaye wo pyar Mile jo dosti bichade jo pyar Khushi de jo dosti gum de jo pyar Fir bhi log nahi karte hai dosti Kyu karte hai pyar Thought for the life :- dont complain about others , change urself if you want peace its easier to protect ur feet than to carpet the whole world never say buy to sum1 who needs u never say thanks to sum1 who loves u never blame sum1 who trusts u and never 4get sum1 who always misses u keep ur thoughts positive bcoz they become ur words keep ur words positive becoz they becum ur actions keep ur actions positive becoz they becum ur destiny

 muskarao aap to phul khil jaye bate karo to dil machal jaye itni dilkash hai apki dosti aur apnapan ki dost to kya dushman bhi ap par fida ho jaye the minds of tue loving frnds are like the lines of a railway track they never meet they never cross but they always go a long way together golden words by martin luther king :- if u cant fly , run . if u cant run , walk if u cant walki ,crawl but whatever u do , keep on moving towards ur goal
our frndship is like a kite , u r the coloured paper of kite

people see and appreciate u I m the thread invisible to the people but always with u
Kuch bete huay lamho se mulaqat hui

Kuch tute huay sapno se baat hui Yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yaado ko To sirf apki hi yado se shuruat hui I m getting married next month Its small party and few people will be invited Dont bring any gift : just bring someone who will marry me FRNDS - the spice of life FRNDS - the fuel that drives FRNDS who show u the way to touch the sky FRNDS the f without which the word friend is a lie 3 facts of life never say sorry to sumone who likes u never say bye to sum1 who really needs u and never ignore the one

who really misses u teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne pyar ka farz ada kiya hamne mat sochna ki ham bhul gaye hai tumhe aaj bhi khuda se pehle yaad kiya hamne tumhe bheegte rahe barisho may aksar kabhi mangi kisi se panah nahi hasratey puri na ho to na sahi khwaab dekhna koi gunah to nahi nari k chakkar may bhulo mat yaari laat maregi naari to yaad aegi yari baat mano hamari ban jao brahmchari ye jankari to hai janhit may jaari when we were kids we were eager to grow up , to fall in luv 2day we are grown up and now realize that wounded knees were much better than a broken heart world is not a parking place it is a racing track keep on moving no matter when and where u start but reach ur goal and make a new record victory is not the properety of brilliants it is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work sincerity and confidence wishing that lord ganesh fills ur home with prosperity and fortune best wihes to u and ur family on ganesh chaturthi
sms har pal karu to shararat hogi

har din karu to pareshani hogi kabhi kabhar bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi per dil se karu to shayad apko khushi hogi tanhai si thi bheed may socha koi apna nahi taqdeer may

ek din aisa hua apne hame apna dost mana tab laga kuch khas tha mere hath ki laqeer may In the life I think 3 D is very important :- 1)discipline 2)determination 3)dedication chahe dosti ho ya muhabat surat se nahi dil se hua karti hai surat unki khud achi lagne lagti hai jinki kadr dil se hua karti hai sumtimes I sms u sumtimes I dont sumtimes I reply sumtimes I dont but no matter how mant times that sumtims is u will always be my friend chale ao hum tumhe yaad karte hai ye wo gunah hai hum jo baar baar karte hai jala k dil may hasrato k chirag hum apke ane ka intzaar karte hai dost ki dosti khub satayegi akale may ek din hamari khub yaad aegi usi din kadr karoge mere msg ki jis din ye sms ki service khatm ho jayegi happiness keep u sweet trials make u strong sorrows keep u human failure keep u humble success keeps u glowing and hope my sms keep u smiling time can make us forget some memories but there would be some memories which make us forget the time and those make the life worthwhile

Floating down the flow needs no effort Swimming against it needs effort Dont go the way life takes u But take the life where u want it to be Dare to be different

Hum mitti k ashiyane hi banate gaye Bana bana kar fir unhe mitate gaye Hume koi bhi apna na bana saka Ek hum the jo har ek ko apna banate gaye
Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye

Kyu ho humse khafa baya to kijiye Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi humse khata U yaad na karke saja na dijiye Powerful thought :- even a small dot can stop a big sentence . But few more thought can give continuity to the sentence I ts amazing Dil armano se houseful hai Pure honge ya nahi doubtful hai Yu to duniya may har cheez wonderful hai Par zindgi apno se hi beautiful hai Hum wo nahi jo aapse nata tod de Hum wo bhi nahi jo apko mushkilo may chod de Hum to apke wo dost hai Jo apki saas ruke to apni saase jod de

Makhan chor hai ayo Such ka avatar hai ayo Harne jug ka dukh hai ayo Apni bhakti may rangne ayo Banke kanha chit chor hai ayo Janmashtmi ki hardik shubhkamnaye

Makhan chor nandkishor Bandhi jisne preet ki dor

Harey krishan hare murari Pujti jinhe duniya sari Ao mil k unke gun gaye Hum sab khushi se janmashtmi banaye

The four looks look back and get experience Look forward and see hope Look around and find reality Look within and find confidence Its not how many and how few How long or how short How funny or how sweet ur messages are As long it is from u it have a great effect on me It makes me happy Kuch ehsaso k saye dil ko chu jate hai Kuch manjar dil may utar jate hai Bejan gulshan may bhi dil khil jate hai Zindgi may jab aap jaise dost mil jate hai Murlimanohar brij k dharohar Wo nandlala gopala hai Bansi ki dhun per sab dukh harne wala hai Sab nacho jhoom k Krishna aane wala hai
Waqt ki dhoop ho ya barish

Kuch kadmo k nishaan kabhi nahi khote Jinhe yaad karke nam hoti hai ankhey Wo dost dur hokar bhi dur nahi hote May Krishna come to ur house and take away all Ur makhan and mishri with all ur worries and sorrows His blessings on u and ur family Happy janmashtmi
Tanhai se thi bhid may

Socha koi apna nahi taqdeer may Ek din aisa hua apne hame apna dost mana To laga kuch khas tha mere hath ki laqeer may Ek dil h bejubaan jo kuch keh nahi sakta Kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta Kash wo samaj jaye is dil ki aawaz Ki koi hai jinka bina ye dil reh nahi sakta In durio ko meri bewafai mat samajhna In khamoshio ko meri naraazgi mat samajhna Zindgi bhaar sath nibhayenge tumhara Meri dosti ko itna kamjhor na samajhna happiness keep u sweet trials make u strong sorrow keep u human failure keep u humble success keep u glowing and my sms keep u smiling santa to waiter apke paas khane k liye garam kya hai waiter idli hai ,pizza hai , samosa hai santa isse garam kiya hai waiter garma garam kadhai hai dunia ki bhid may bahut se dost milenge hum kiya humse ache hazaar milenge in accho ki baar may hame nab hula dene hum kaha apko baar baar milenge kaun kiske liye hasta hai kaun kiske liye rota hai matlab ki is duniya may kaun kiska hota hai ab to sms bhi wahi karte hai jinke sms free hote hai whats larger than mothers love which pillow is better than a lovers lap whats warmer than a fathers hug whats more comfortable than a friend shoulder to cry whats tastier than moms cooking there are some things in life for which we have no subsititutes friends are like street lights along the road they dont make the distance shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile

 1 lamha 1 manjar guzar jata hai jab apna koi begana nazar aata hai yu to aawaz ati hai har shishe ke tutne ki per kabhi bina aawaz k koi chur chur ho jata hai love and death are two uninvited guests nobody knows when they come but both do the same work one take the heart other takes its beats ishq may ye anzaam paya hai hath pair tute muh se phir khun aaya hai hospital pahuche to narso ne farmaya hai baharo phul barsao mera mehboob aaya hai whenever you feel like studying go into a room just sit down , relax , take a deep breath n slap urself and say idiot whats this new habbit

*James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,
Why? ?Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond".

*SMILE:
S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling

*Life has no rewinds, and no forwards,

it unfolds at its own pace so neva miss a chance to LIVE today, and make a BEAUTIFUL story for tomorrow

*Diamond cannot be polished without friction ,

Gold cannot be purified without fire, Good people go through trials but That experience make their life Better not Bitter

*Mushkile dilo ke irade aazmayegi

Khawabo ke parde nigaaho se hatayegi Girkar hosla mat harna mere dost Ye thokre hi to aap ko chalna sikhayegi

*May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold, May you have Gods best in everything. Wishing u a Happy Birthday

*A smile is a curve that

sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday .

*if kisses were rain id send u showers,

if fun was time id send u hrs, if u needed a friend id send u me! *Happy Birthday To You

*It must have been a rainy day

when you were born, but it wasnt really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel happy birthday dear friend

*Its a nice feeling when you know

that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

*u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,

heres a wish 4 my darling may all your dreams come true i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses from a heart that beats just 4 you by me. Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish you a super duper happy birthday.

*Im so blessed 2 have a friend like u

this comes with many loving thoughts & warm wishes i send 2 u, may ur day be filled with laughter, on this special day may the finest things in life always come ur way happy birthday

*Wish you a very happy birthday

May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope dat all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day.

*Its another birthday for you.

God picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year. MANY MANY Happy returns of the day Some things r left undone, some words r left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but some ones as nice as you could never be left unwished, happy birth day to u!

*Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

*I luv my eyes when u look into them,

I luv my name when u say it, I luv my heart when u luv it, I luv my life when you are in it. Sacred Hear t, Your sweet art, In my eyes I did craft, With my blood I made draft, I am your part from past till my last, If I loose you my Heart will blast.

*Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove.

Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.

*When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that

you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

* Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not

because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's yours? Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

* Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?

Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

*Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon

theek karti hain? Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!

* Why are Egyptian Children always confused?

Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar. First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. -Henry Drummond If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M. Barrie Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love. The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away. It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters. -A. Braxton It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester

 Just as the wind dances in my hair, as the ocean massages my thoughts, as the sun blankets me in happiness & as the earth travels with me across universal challenges, so all the elements of ur luv fill my life We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the? Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours! True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho? Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are u working 4 now? 2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children. Raamnavami aanewali hai, isiliye hum apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mein lagaana chahtey hain. So... aapke pados mein in mein se koi ho to bataao.

 Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya! View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a photo negative. A single negative can create an unlimited number of positive prints! Gud Day! If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, but the real brave is the one who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain. If we desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, then we must learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. Difficulties will make you shine. There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem and a concerned person solves a problem. So, be a concerned person. If you cry because the sun is gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. Gud Day! In the chase between Cat & Mouse, the mouse mostly wins coz the cat is running for its food & mouse for its life. Purpose is more important than Need! Life is too short. So, follow some rules: Forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes U smile...

Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear. Gud Day!

*Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice,

because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life.

The road to success is not straight... there is a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called bad friends, red lights called enemies, caution lights called family, u'll have flat tyre called jobs. But if u have a spare wheel called determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called faith & a driver called GOD; u'll make it to a place called SUCCESS!

*If you are happy, you will remember the person who YOU
Love. But if you are sad you will remember the person who loves U!

*Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger. No one's

Luv is lesser but our expectations are higher. God has 4 gifts for U: A key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a plan for every tomorrow & a joy for every sorrow. Enjoy God's Gift forever.

*As we sail thru life, dont avoid Storms & Rough waters, just

let it PASS... Sail on! Because Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors. Gud day!

*Never be sad if someone doesnt recognize ur worth. Its their

loss & ur gain coz people who dont appreciate ur true worth dont deserve to know u!

*Enjoy ur life, no matter how hard it may seem!!When life

gives u a thousand reasons to cry, show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile.

*Hunger wakes u to work, failure makes u to achieve, poverty

pushes u to earn, problems keep u alert. Its just +ve attitude that makes lif sweeter & worthier

Once all village People decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayers all assembled, only one boy came with an umbrella. That' called Confidence.

Anger is a condition in which the tongue work faster than the mind. Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue.

No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on... Chule asman zameen ki talash na kar Jee le zindgi khushiyo ki talash na kar Taqdeer badal jayegi muskurana seekh le Uski wajah ki talash na kar

*Bunk marte hai jo shaan se

Cheating karte hai imaan se Farzi kaam karte hai dilo jaan se Dhanya ho har maa baap aisi engineer santan se

*Upcoming horror movies in mba ;Mid sem ki pyaas Badla bunking ka External bana shaitan Tadapta mba khuni result Who akhiri paper Sumtimes in life we run so fast that v dont notice anyone running with us . we notice them only when we fall and they stop to pick up . they are called friends Amazing words tears are more better than smile because u can smile at everyone but u can cry for only one who is special to ur heart

*Two ways to be happy in life

Never give the help of tears to ur emotions Never give the help of words to ur anger Change does not happen when circumstances improve

Change happens when u decide to improve ur circumstances Be positive

*This one is amazing

An old mans t shirt quote I m not 50 but I m 16 with 34 years of experience Think different and act different

*One of the true and nice sayings the most beautiful clothes that a
woman can wear are the arms of the man she loves It is a real fact -waqt hona chahiye kisi ko yaad karne k liye , bahana to apne aap hi mil jata hai Jab yaad hi na karna ho kisi ko to waqt hi bahana ban jata hai

*7 is very great no . because 7 colour makes rainbow , 7 sur makes

music , 7 days make a week , 7 round makes a life partner and the most important thing 7 letter makes friends Thought for the day - confidence never comes when we have all the answers but it comes when we are ready to face all the questions Even a small dot can stop a big sentence but few more dots can give a continuity . amazing but true .. every ending can be a beginning

*Misuse of English diagram in a book was not clear , so female

teacher drew diagram on the black board and announced dont look at book figure look at my figure

*Sunnys deols new film titanic in Punjabi. climax changed . both

hero and heroine survives . sunny swims across the ocean titanic in one hand and heroine in the other

*The greatest gift that u can give to sumone is ur time because when u
give sum one ur time u r giving them the portion of ur life dat u will never get back

*Take chits in ur exam , scratch and show it to ur nearest teacher and

win a free trip to principals office and enjoy three months holiday at home . offer valid till next exam What a beautiful saying words are under our control until we speak them but we cum under their control once we have spoken them Love a friend who even hurts u but never hurt a friend who loves u Sacrifice everything for a friend but never sacrifice a friend for anything Fact of ur life = when u r up in ur life ur friends get to know who r u When u r down In ur life u get to know who is ur friend

*To accomplish great things u must not only act but also dream not
only plan but also believe . believe in urself and have faith in god

*Twinkle twinkle lazy star

Kitna soyega uthja yar Up above the world so high Uthke jaldi pile chai Then u msg and tell me hi , how r u

*When god opened the window of heaven

He saw me and asked whats ur wish today I said take care of the sweet one who is reading this sms

*Taqdeer k khel se nirash nahi hote

Zindgi may kabhi udas nahi hote Hatho ki lakiro per kabhi yakin nahi karna Taqdeer to unki bhi hoti hai jinke hath nahi hote

*Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko

Nazro may bithaya hai apko Yaad ane per roye bhi to kaise Darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko

*The duck looks smooth and calm on the top of the water but
underneath there is restless pedding . in life nothing worthwhile comes without struggle

*Shakespeare says that the ultimate measure of luv is not when both
the people like each other , its when one ignores and the other continues loving till the end Life of a student Atm hai balance nahi Cell hai balance nahi Gadi hai petrol nahi Pc hai net nahi Exam hai tension nahi Panda hai lekin mood nahi

*Only two persons are very happy in this world

I is mad and 2nd is child Be mad to achieve what u desire And be child to enjoy what u have

*Height of confidence
A cycle rider suddenly puts break in front of a truck and says abay marne k liye meri hi cycle mili

*Cutest luv proposal . . .

... Boy can I take ur picture ? Girl for what ? Boy so that I can tell santa clause what gift I need this year on Christmas . No limit is gods love No measure is his grace His power knows no boundaries And his blessings are endless May god be with u always

*Yu to har subah pyari hoti hai

Par chutti ki subah nirali hoti hai Susti k sang chai ki pyali hoti hai Aur mauj masti ki taiyari hoti hai

*A little bit of luv can be like a sunshine after rain and make sumone
realize that life is not in vain . hello how was ur day There is no good or bad in this world . our perspective makes it so What people call congestion in a train becomes atmosphere in a night club

* Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid

changes. Take every changes as a challenge. Some give success and some act as the stepping stone to success

* No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no

repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...

*Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water

twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life

*There is no limit of God's love; No measure of His

grace; His power knows no boundaries and HIS blessings are Endless. May GOD be with you always... Laugh at your mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over your troubles, but gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties, but overcome them. Gud Day!

*Never blame any day in ur life. Gud days gives u

happiness, bad days gives u experience, worst days gives u a lesson. All r essential for life. So, njoy every day.

* Success is like a train. It has several

compartments: Hardwork, Focus, Luck, etc. but leading all those is the engine of confidence. So keep it fit. There are two kinds of thinkers in the world. Those who think they can and those who think they can't and they're both usually RIGHT! Gud Day!

*In art gallery couple sees

picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay.

*Three ants find an elephant asleep.

One says,Well kill him! Other one says,Well break his legs! 3rd one says: choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!:-)

*Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,

Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete

*Wife came home with a goat.

Husband askedIs bhains ko ghar kion lai ho? Wife:Dikhta nahin, bakri hy! Husband:Bakri se hi poch raha hon

*Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

*Friendship is the rainbow between

2 hearts sharing of 7 colors. 1.LOVE 2.SADNESS 3.HAPPINESS 4.TRUST 5.FAITH 6.SECRET 7.CARE Take Care n Have a nice day:-)

*I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.

Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.

*Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?

Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

*Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao
to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!

Dosti..
Dil hai dimag nahi dosti souch hai awaz nahi Koi Ankhon se nai dekh sakta dosti k jazby ko.. q k dosti ehsaas hai andaz nahin Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas! Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Seasons Greetings! Its the Day Of Cakes & Candles, Snow And Songs.. Celebrations & Decorations, Laughter And Love.. ITS UR BIRTH DAY !! HAPPY BIRTH DAY

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a veryveryvery prosperious 2009

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

*Ladka bola : Dilruba

Ladki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise Nahi Ladki boli : Kaise nahi Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai

huye? Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

*Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee. Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya

*SORRY SORRY SORRYSORRY Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some, O-One Is, R-Really, R-Remembering Y-You.. Have A wonderful day. *Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
Aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia, Hum to vaise bhi akele the, Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.

Khawab na tute, dil na tute Aap na hamse ruthe Baat na tute, saath na chute Hamare beech ka ye fasla to tute

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana. Bure din ho khallas Aane wale din ho jhakas Aap kabhi na ho udaas Aap hamesha raho bindas Ye dua hai khaas Har khushi ho apke paas Hum se picha chudao ge kaise Hum se dur jaoge kaise Hum to wo khushbu hai jo saso may baste hai Apni saso ko khud se dur kaise kar paoge Dont ever forget ur old friends ven new one get added because A new broom may sweep clean but the old broom knows all the corners

*Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

*Floating down the flow needs no efforts

Swimming against it needs effort Dont go the way the life takes u Take life the way u wanna go Dare to be different

*Different aspects of life if u become to sentimental

Its to hard to lead the life and if u become too

practical its too tough to respect relations

*a beautiful thought ur respect is not in the words spoken to you in ur presence but some special words spoken to u in ur absence

*Dreams are the best part of life

If u miss sleep u miss the best part of life So its already late Go to bed and take a good sleep Sweet dreams *Ada unki thi or diwane hum bane Wafa won a kar sake bewafa hum bane Yu to hazaro they bheed may Shukriya unka jo unke nishane hum bane

*How to grow up a baby to make her absolutely honest , lovable ,

truthful and an extremely intelligent kid ..ask my parents *Care is the sweetest thing in life . if some one says take care , it means u live in that persons heart till the last beat . so take care good morning

*Badal garza magar barsaat nahi ayi

Dil dhadka magar aawaz nahi ayi Pura saal guzarne ko hai dost Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi ayi

*Only in India adrak mili chusna shuru

Diwar mili mutna shuru Ladki mili line marna shuru Or sms mila nahi ki forward karna shuru To guru uth jao aur ho jao shuru

Life is small live it anger is injurious dump it Troubles are momentarily face it Memory are sweet cherish it U r good I agree but I am too good accept it

*Wahi raat ki khamoshi wahi tanhai

Ye hawa apne sath kis ki yaad le ai Hum to baithe us chand ko dekh rahe the Fir na jane kaha se nalayak pad le aawaz ai

*The one who holds ur hand everytime wen u need support is surely a
good friend But the best friend is one who holds ur hand more tightly wen u say = leave me alone

*Never conclude your opinion of a person based on his present

condition because time has the power to change an ordinary coal into the diamond A winner can show u the way to success but a loser can make u aware of all ways leading to failure Wonderful thought if someone points out ur mistake be happy that at least someone is interested In what u have done

*God saw u hungry he made macdonalds

He saw u thirsty he made coke He saw u in dark he made light He saw u without a cute friend mujh sharif ko fasa diya

*I cant find a reason why life introduced you to me ? but thats not the
question to be asked Question is that how life knew that I needed a very caring friend like u

A late night message does not mean only goodnight it means that u r my last thought as I m going to close my eyes

*Worlds best saying by henry ford progress isnt made by early risers or hard
workers but by lazy people trying to find easier ways to do the same job

*Life shrinks or expands in proportion to ones courage . waiting to win is common

to all but working to win is d mark of a true champion Night was dark and moon was high Boy stopped bike and girl asked why He came close she felt shy Boy said dhakka maar heroine petrol khatam ho gaya hai

*Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam

Msg padnewalo ko mera salam Coke pepsi pine walo kabhi pani bhi piya karo Fokat k msg padnewalo kabhi msg ka reply bhi kiya karo

*Whatever we do we must remember our aim every time

If you dream to fly with eagles dont waste time in swimming with ducks Pledge of boys India is my nation girls are my destination Dating is my occupation flirting is my profession And what the hell is education Victory is not the property of brilliants but its the crown for those who pursue hardwork with confidence and have total devotion to their goal Na moh na maya h Sara alas tumhi ko aya h Baith kar char panne palat lo beta Exam paper apne ghar walo ne nahi banaya
Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi de... Teesri tandurasti... Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.

Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega. Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !

*Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap

msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Gud Day!

Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi ke liye aansoo kurban, dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.

*Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?

Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!

Advice of dentist. "Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. Don't let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya
Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?

Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise?

Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.

Nobody will ever remember how u look, how r Speak, what u did or anything else. But the only thing they wud remember is how U made them Feel.
Trust God, he knows ur future. He may not reveal it to you but he will

walk with you as the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the one who made them. Gud Day! Mistakes are embarrasing when they happen but years later, you have a collection of mistakes, called Experience, which leads you to Success!
People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the

sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.

*Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all
important, doing the best is all that matters! A leaf which falls from a tree goes wherever wind takes it. Be the wind to drive others, not the leaf to be driven by others

The Lord will change all our defeat into a path for new blessings. Do not think that failure can push us down. Instead it will be changed into a ladder of blessings

*Life is only traveled Once, Today's Moment becomes Tomorrow's memory.

Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the Gift of Life is Life itself
Love urself, Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with dreams, Get

engaged with simplicity, Marry genuiness, Divorce the egos... Thats Good Life... In the end, only 3 things matter the most: How fully you lived, how deeply you loved & how well you learned to let go of things not meant for you! Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with great love. Be filled with love everyday.

*Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ? Wife: Behan...

Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE Ans: You r V:very E:eminent L:lovely E:energetic N:nice T:tamizdar I:inteligent N:noble E:everloving

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Hawaon ne rukh hai badla, Chehron pe udasi chayi hai, Kahan pehle parties, masti aur hath me dew thi, Ab to bus xeroxed notes, sukhe biscuit aur ye parhai hai

*Paper ki roti,
tention ka achaar, lamp ki kiran, question ki bahar, paper out ki chandi, seniours ka pyar, mubaarak ho aapko exam ka tehwaar happy exam month

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment warm bcoz AC doesnt work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50 In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@ 15.25 , its loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise vishwas banke log zindagi main aatey hai khwab banke aankhon main samaa jaatey hai pehle yakeen dilate hai ki woh hamare hai phir na jaane kyu badal jaatey hai

*Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain

Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain

*WAQT k is mod pe aisa WAQT aaya hai

ZAKHAM Dil ka zuban pe aaya hai Nahi roye the jo kabi kanto ki chubn se Use aaj phulo ki KHUSBU ne rulaya hai

* phir bewafa ko dost bana baithe,

uski sadgi se fareb kha baithe, pathoron se hai apna rishta purana, phir bhi shishe ka ghar bana baithe.

*Aap dost bane ho es hayat main

Chand mila ho kisi andheri raat main Viranon main bahar aa gaye hai kis se Sari zindagi gujar dun esi khayalat main Tanhaiyu main jaam lekar aa gaye hai Mausam badla dil ka ek lamhaat main Tere khayalun ka libas jab bhi pahnu Khushbu fail jaye meri sari jaat main

*Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad

Na Krna

Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He Uski Fariyad Na Krna Jo Hoga Wo Hoga Uski Fikar Me Apne Holidays Barbad Na karna

*Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo

Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

*Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.

Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi, kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai, makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.

*Arz Kiya Hai.

Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh inkaar karti hai

KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?

Woh College ki Kashti Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen vo chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa college ki sabse purani nishaanee vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the jaani vo jaani ke hathon ki cutting chaay meethee vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi vo padhte hi chiththi uska bhadakna vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka kissaa. bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa

vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul par vo maa ka vishvas - Teacher ka Bharosaa college ki wo lambisi raatein vo doston se canteen me pyaari si baatein vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi vo college, vo basen, vo shararatein vo javani vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani

*Suno yar:
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k me b kuch Amir Khan se kam nahi ho .. Me b parhta hun, samjhta hun Phr 15 mints baad bhol jata hon

*Politics is the gentle art

of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

*Phone Ki Ring Baji.

Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu. Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha

Why a lecturer is greater than a mother ?because a mother can put to sleep only one child but a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep at one time Life is funny and twisted , sumtime u laugh sumtime u cry , But as long as I m ur friend , I will always be on your cheeks as a smile rather than a tear in ur eyes promise Once in a while good people need reminder of how special and lovable they are . with this message consider yourself reminded . Hi friend In our life happiness is more important than smile because smile comes from lips and happiness comes from the heart . so be happy always

*Life most deepest feelings are often expressed in silence . and the one who can
read volumes from your silence is your dearest friend Best thought to be ever remembered work for a cause and not for applause ..live life to express urself and not impress sumone urself

*Little faith says you can do it

Big faith says you can do it But great faith says it is done Nothing is impossible when we believe in ourself A single candle can illuminate an entire room but a sweet friend like u can light up an entire lifetime .Thanks for the bright light of friendships

*Friends like u r really problem

They stay in the heart Pay no rent Dont vacate easily and when they go leave the whole place broken

*Nothing is wasted nothing goes in vain

The sea rolls but the rock remains Time passes but the memory remains

Friends depart but frndship always remains

Why the government fixed the voting age 18 yrs and marriage age 21 years because govt. ye janti hai ki wife ko sambhalna mushkil h desh se .

If you missed the beautiful sunrise God made this morning its ok . All you have to do is face a mirror and see a beautiful creation of god The most valuable sentence for life never show too much of care on anyone because it creates a non curable pain wen they start avoiding you Trust of a friend should be like the feeling that a one year old baby has . When you throw him in air he laughs because he knows you will catch him

*Master kal koni ayo re ramuda tu ?

Ramu-pad gyo ho laag gi hi Master kathe padyo aur kathyo laagi Ramu= marsaab khat per padyo aur akh laag gi

*No one ever won a game of chess by taking only forward moves . sometime you
have to move backward to get a step forward

History teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule?? Student : sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26

*Love is A
Hand Watch. Only one Person Can See The Time.. But, Friendship is A Wall Clock.. Every One Can See The Time..

*Tumhari Duniya Se Chale Jane Ke Bad Hum Tumhe,

Har Aik Tare Main Nazar Aaya Karen Gay, Tum Har Pal Koi Dua Maang Lena, Aur Hum Har Baar Toot Jaya Karen Gay.. ;-)

*Every bad situation will have something positiveEven a

stopped Clock is correct twice a dayThink of this & lead ur life.Good LUCK. Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To Purani He. Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

*LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:

SOFT SUNSETS, PAINTED RAINBOWS DELICATE BLOSSOMS LUV & LAUGHTER QUIET MOMENTS & FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: Ill drink poison n let lion eat me.

*Since ur eyes are looking tired , let ur eyelashes hug each

other for few hours . Happy journey into the world of dreams

We often fail to understand the feelings of d one who is very close to our heart because the book when held very close to our eyes is very difficult to read

*I had lot of back in my studies and I didnt had success in my

education but toppers from top universities are my employees bill gates

*I know friendship is hard to keep but even if it gets harder I

wont give up because if its hard to keep u , then it will be a lot harder to find a friend like u again My life is not perfect but I m still happy because I have people like u equally imperfect like me but just the right blend for a perfect friendship One of the best practical quotes to be happy. keep all ur worries tension and troubles in your pocket but b sure that the pocket has a big hole in it Mobiles are irritating ! daily charging , recharging ,annoying beep and always disturbing but still I love my mobile because it connects u and me

*History teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule??

Student : sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26

*Love is A
Hand Watch. Only one Person Can See The Time.. But, Friendship is A Wall Clock.. Every One Can See The Time..

*Tumhari Duniya Se Chale Jane Ke Bad Hum Tumhe,

Har Aik Tare Main Nazar Aaya Karen Gay, Tum Har Pal Koi Dua Maang Lena, Aur Hum Har Baar Toot Jaya Karen Gay.. ;-)

Every bad situation will have something positiveEven a stopped Clock is correct twice a dayThink of this & lead ur life.Good LUCK. Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To Purani He. Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

*LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:

SOFT SUNSETS, PAINTED RAINBOWS DELICATE BLOSSOMS LUV & LAUGHTER QUIET MOMENTS & FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: Ill drink poison n let lion eat me.

*When u became my friend there was a strike in heaven

U k = now why ? they were protesting why I am being offered the benefits of heaven on earth Excellent thought apologizing doesnt mean that ur wrong and the other is right . it only means that u value the relationship much more than ur ego This is an adult message . if ur under the age of 18 please dont read this sms election a rahe h please vote . Being visible isnt a requirement for being close ..it just takes some thoughts and memories to feel the presence of sumone as nice as u

*Lucky people get opportunities

Brave people get opportunities and Winners are those who convert problems into opportunities

*If god is in ur boat , it doesnt mean that u will not face the storm

It only means that no storm can sink ur boat .. I wish god to be always with u ,always throughout your life Dont be disappointed if this world refuses to help u out .. Remember words of Einstein I am thankful to all those who said no ..its because of them I did it myself

*Jajbato ko alfazo ki zarurat nahi hoti

Hum apko apna mante hai ye batane ki zarurat nahi hoti Kaun kehta hai ki mohabbat aafat hai Aafat to itni khubsurat nahi hoti A frend isnt sumone who just always there for u Its sumone who understands u a little more than u understand urself

*Heart is like a crystal , preserve it

Love is like a perfume . spread it Feelings r like flood , flow it Friendship is like an umbrella ,lets share it

*Dard de gaye sitam bhi de gaye

Zakhm k sath marham bhi de gaye Do lafzo se wo kar gaye man halka Humko na rone ki kasam de gaye Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with T. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai ==U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to take care of you . they said we dont take care of stars ==Line marne k do tarike hai ? ? ? / ? With scale and without scale ==Night has come and moon too Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you

==Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . its a tree that grows forever so keep watering the tree with water of rememberance ==When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have given a chance to someone to win . thats the attitude ==My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes ==U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to take care of you . they said we dont take care of stars ==Line marne k do tarike hai ? ? ? / ? With scale and without scale ==Night has come and moon too Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . its a tree that grows forever so keep watering the tree with water of rememberance When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have given a chance to someone to win . thats the attitude My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes ==U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to take care of you . they said we dont take care of stars ==Line marne k do tarike hai ? ? ? / ? With scale and without scale Night has come and moon too Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you

Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . its a tree that grows forever so keep watering the tree with water of rememberance When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have given a chance to someone to win . thats the attitude My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes ==U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to take care of you . they said we dont take care of stars Line marne k do tarike hai ? ? ? / ? With scale and without scale Night has come and moon too Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you ==Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . its a tree that grows forever so keep watering the tree with water of rememberance When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have given a chance to someone to win . thats the attitude ==My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to take care of you . they said we dont take care of stars Line marne k do tarike hai ? ? ? / ? With scale and without scale Night has come and moon too Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you

Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . its a tree that grows forever so keep watering the tree with water of rememberance ==When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have given a chance to someone to win . thats the attitude ==My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes ==Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop..

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

==Bruce Lees Favorite Vegetable=Mu-Lee Festival=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Qawa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animal=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs

Why? Kha-Lee ==Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children. Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8. Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children. Wife - I wish I was your book so that I could be in front of your eyes constantly. Husband - Oh, I wish you were a calendar which I could replace every year. Sensex Down by 50%, Gold, Property will Fall. So Invest in. . . Love, Relations, Feelings, Friendship. The Only promising Investment to give Good Returns

Two Men jumping from a Terrace. First says : This is my 50th time. I am a Record holder. Second : This is my First Time. I am a Shareholder Sensational thought if everyone is happy with you , surely you have made a lot of compromises in life People may be unkind , u just be kind . They may be cheat ., u be honest They may forget good deeds because in the end its between u and god and not between u and them

Dream is a passion where we can rule the world of our own . Dream is a gift of god where we can enjoy everything . so have a sweet dream tonight Pearl of the day successful people dont relax in chairs . they relax at work they sleep with dream and wake up with commitment Every relation is like a cardiogram . it always has an up and down graph . If its steady it dies . so accept the ups and downs positively Mat puch mere sms ki intaha kaha tak hai Kanjusi kar le teri takat jaha tak hai Sms ki ummeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi Hume to dekhna hai teri kanjusi ki had kaha tak hai Kuch to jite hai jannat ki tammana lekar Kuch tamanaye jina sikha deti hai Hum kis tamana k sahare jiye Zindgi roz ek tamana bada deti hai \meharban kadardan dekhiye mere sms ka kamal Ghanti bajege Bandar nachega mobile uthayega sms padega muskuraega Ab Bandar forward kar k hoshiyari dikhayegi Sms kya hai ? rasta hai dil ki baat batane ka Zariya hai apni yaad dilane ka ,sathi hai gam ko bhulane ka aur ek tareeka hai dosti nibhane ki Height of escapism Professor where is your assignment ? Student sir I lost it while fighting with students who said that u were not the best professor in the college Do you know duniya may ek hi dil hai jo sirf aap k liye dhadkta hai ? ? ? array buddhu tumhara khud ka aur kiska One tree can start a forest One smile can start a friendship One touch can show ur care and just one friend can make life worthy One dau ur dreams will come true One day ur presence will be precious One day u will be the happiest person Y cant that be today

U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to take care of you . they said we dont take care of stars Line marne k do tarike hai ? ? ? / ? With scale and without scale Night has come and moon too Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . its a tree that grows forever so keep watering the tree with water of rememberance When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have given a chance to someone to win . thats the attitude My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes Ek bar ek ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee to ladka bola. ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gayi

Khan: Yar Abi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay? Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay Khan: Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ? Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn PaThan: Ha Ha Ha... O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

KHOON se likh diya har dewar pe Us ka naam, Or phir Tor di har dewar jis pe likha tha us ka naam, Q K . . . . . SPELING galat thy.

Maalik nokar se: is mehngai k dor me parathay pe is qadar ghee?? Kya hogya hai tumhe? Noker: Maaf kijiye ga, ghalti se mera paratha apke pas agya he.

Doctor Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Aap Chup Q Thy? Sardar pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.

If a baby is born in AFRICA, what will be the colour of the babies teeth?

? ? you fool.! a new born baby dont hav teeth...

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him Lofer But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It Offer Feel D Difference..

Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law. Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay. Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.

What iS The OpposiTe Of Nokia . . . . . Any Guess ! . No !. . NoT To WorrY !. . iTs ! .. Yeskia . . . . . Philosophy of life.. At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow alphbets get reversed..

Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows, Behind ur laughter I know there r tears, And I want u 2 know that behind u I am always there 4 u.(Friend Forever The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. Im so glad that youre my friend. I know our friendship will never end. Friendship is all about 3 things Winning Losing n Sharing Winning your friends heart, Losing your ego, and Sharing joys and sorrows SMILE: S: Set u free, M: Make you special, I: Increase ur face value, L: Lift up your spirits, E: Erase all ur tensions, So, plz keep smiling. Crazy days and screwed up nights, Tons of Crushes and stupid fights, Secrets we will take to the grave, Pictures we will forever save, Through thicks and things, Always true. *FRIENDS forever, me n U* It is realy amazng wen two stanger becom frnds bt its raly sad wen two frnds becom stranger . hope it wud nvr happen with .. we will frnds 4evr A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts

I may not have given wats xpected fm me i may not b a perfectfrnd bt inside dis imperfection lies a heart dat value u d best way it can THE GIFT OF TRUE FRIENDSHIP IS THAT IT TAKES US BY THE HAND AND REMINUS US, WE ARE NOT ALONE IN THE JOURNEY OF LIFE There r a few wornderful pair in world,heart n beats, night n moon, fish n water ,flower n colours,my msgs n ur smiles. Seconds of introduction..Minutes of discussion..Hours of attraction..Days of interaction..Years of satisfaction..Makes freindship a strong construction Lifeis jst like sea.we are moving without end.Nothing stays wid us.What remain is jst d memories of some people who touched us as waves... feeling is a painting never split it , face is a book try to read it , love is a precious never lose it , frenship is a mirror never break it. The feeling of Friendship starts from the Eyes.... If U try to close your eyes, Friendship turns into a drop of tear & remains in your heart forever....

1DAY I MAY DIE WITHOUT SAYING GUD BYE 2 U! BUT I'LL NEVER 4GET 2 SAY THANK U! BCOZ U HAV GIVEN ME 1 OF LOVELIEST FRIENDSHP! 0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-SawNot only Because Its Always Fun With YouBut Also Because I Wouldn't MindGoing Down 2 See You Rising !!! We can't own time to have long talks. We don't have nice chances for more laughs, but even though our world's dont meet, I will always be your friend to keep. jise dil ki "KALAM" or bharose ki "INK" kehte hai, jise lamho ki "KITAB" or yaado ka "COVER" kehte hai, yahi wo "SUBJECT" hai jise log "FRIENDSHIP" kehte hai. However high the sky may be,However wide the River may be,However strong the wind may be Just Remember we are the Best Friend Forever Lips Bhindi ki tarha Gaal Tamatar ki tarha Eyes Matar ki tarha Poora Face Gobih ki tarha E Khuda ye kaisa Dost diya Subzi Mandi ki tarha When a person can find sorrow behind ur smile, words behind ur silence & luv behind ur anger, u can believe u have found ur "Best buddy"

Love is:99%unstoppable99%unimaginable99%emotional99%desire,99%destiny,99%joy. ...but a" FRIEND "like uis 1% more than LOVE. Wat makes frnds specialis d way each 1 remembrs d otherwen dey r apart, dey mis d talks,d laughs & d times dey were 2gethr."LIFE changes;memories n frnz DONT" Rememberance is d sweetest flower in d garden of frndship..A friend is a person who never thinks of the last three letter of d word "FRIEND". When time is fast,when moments r hard,when every1 is busy,when seconds r few,my sms comes 2 say...1 of ur frend is still rememb. U If 2 Hearts r Meant 2 b friends, no Matter How Long it takes,How Far they Go,How Tuff it Seems,Fate Will Bring them 2Gether 2Share Friendship 4ever Do u no da purpose of life?God sent us to find such friends,that even if we find them in hell they say:"chal yaar yamraj ki lete hain karri karke". We r not of same blood We r born in diff places We hav diff tastes n life styles But stil our hearts r connected wid feeling called Frnshp one who hold ur hand every time whenu need support is surely a good friend But best frnd is one who hold ur handmore tightly when u say leave me alone Friendship is like a glass,A scratch on any side will reflect on other side too,so always handle frndshp carefully,Bcoz scratch cant be removed Insecurity Of Loosing LOVE Makes Us Mistakenly Loose The Friend In Them,Insecurity Of Loosing The Friend In Them Maks Us Mistakenly Fall In Love With Them Band rakhte he juban Lab khola nae karate,chandk age sitare bola nae krate,yad krate he apko har pal kitna,ye raz hum jubanse khola nae karte I may not be the "Perfect friend" that u r looking for, Not even the "BEST" among others, But surely i'm a friend who always wants 2 see u Anybody can say "I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS" but, real friends says "I FEEL YOUR FEELINGS" First day ur friendship was like a "wel".... Second day it was like "river"... Third day it was like "sea".... Fourth day it was like a "ocean"...But... Now... It is like "Tsunami"... I will never forget u....

Hi, EXPECTED is an incident !UNEXPECTED is an accident !U R an Accident in my Life, which is ever Best Incident in my life as a GOOD FRND Life they say is touch n go. Sum people you know may only be there for sumtime. Sum may go away, but people who find you special will always find ways to stay! A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my goodfriend Some can give u Crying & tears Many others can give u Laughter & smilesbutonly Friends can give u"Laughing Tears"& "Crying smiles"

I am not beautiful as a rose. But my heart is more beautiful than a rose. Because my heart is full of U and ur FRIENDSHIP! "Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person because you neither have to weigh your thoughts nor measure your words I must hav been born undr a lucky star, 2 find a frnd as nice as u r..I will follw the rainbw 2 d end, if u promis 2 remain my friend!

Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad lia In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up".. 99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN. What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess Ans h .. "FOOLAN DEVI.

RAAZ Ki Ghazle Thi Bahut Aala Zara Gaur Farmaiye RAAZ Ki Ghazle Thi Bahut Aala Par Kya Kare.. Jub PAPPU CAN'T DANCE SALA

True love song is bazighar O Bazighar. Teri Mummy Ko razi kar. Tune dil mera toda. Mene fevical se juda. Mere fevical ka paisa wapas kar. Bazigar O Baziga Apke hasi ne sara jaha ko hiladiya ! ! Apke hasi ne sara jaha ko hiladiya! Comma se jage hue patient ko permantly sula diya ! ! Ha ha ha A student-asman me Kali ghata chayi he,Aj fir Principal se mar khai hai,sb kehte he sudhar ja,pr meri galti nhi,Madam Aj fir RAKHI SAWANT Bankar aai hai

is dil ne ek buri aadat laga rakhi hai, aanke mobile screen par teeka rakhi hain, kasur to humara he hai busy logon se dosti jo bana rakhi hai Arz kia hai.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai (WAH WAH WAH)....TALIYAN.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai... khafa ho hum se ya balance kum hai

Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo dont Aur jab gale lage to bolo stop 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola dont stop.

Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta hu SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!

BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge? SANTA: dhakka.

Santa-Aaj tere cell pe bade"I Luv U" k msg aa rahe hai.! Kya baat hai? Banta-(Fakr ke saath)"O kuch nahi ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na..

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein "A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ? Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE" Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega ?

Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di Bnta-Kyu Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki "KAMINE.. Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya..

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya Nurse-Is Me 10 Tanke Lgenge S-Kitna kharcha hoga? Nurse-3000 S-Tanka Lagwana He Karhai Nai Karwani

RAAZ Ko Plate Nai Mili To Apni Jeb Me Khana Dalne Laga FARAZ-Ye Kya RAAZ-Dag To Chala Jyega Ye Waqt Phir Nai Ayega\

Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch halkasa kuch narmsa kuch namkin sa kuch mitha sa kaho Premika:dhokla.

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab BOMB gira.... "kya wo phat gya tha?" Zakhmi gusse se:"Nahi..!wo raing kar mere paas aaya aur pyar se bola "THAAA"

Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani Hai Dada-Oy Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai..!

Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha "Aalu Le Lo Aalu" BANTA: Ye to Angoor he Santa: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi

S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do Amma-Mai student hu TC-Konse school me? Amma-Wo q batau TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai

Santa: Bahi Jaldi Jaao tumhare Ghar Mein Barsta ka Pani Ghus Gaya hai, Banta: Kyun Jhooth Bolte Ho, Gahr Ki Chabbi to mere Pass Hai..? Teacher: Y ru late? Student: Mom & Dad wer fighting Teacher: Dey wer fighting so ur late? Student: One Shoe was wid Dad & d othr was wid Mom Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe santa se- Kaun sa station hai?Santa bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai". Santa-Aaj tere cell pe bade"I Luv U" k msg aa rahe hai.! Kya baat hai? Banta-(Fakr ke saath)"O kuch nahi ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na..