Latin Swearing English Translation Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: "Te futueo et equum tuum"] Screw you and

th e horse you rode in on Cunnus Cunt Irrumator Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio) Leno Pimp Flocci non faccio I don't give a damn Mihi irruma et te pedicabo Give me head and I'll ass fuck you Mentula Penis Meretrix Prostitute Bovis stercus Bull shit Spucatum tauri Bull shit Es stultior asino You are dumber than an ass Dorme mecum Sleep with me Es scortum obscenus vilis You are a vile, perverted whore Es mundus excrementi You are a pile of shit Cupis homines You crave men Bibe semen meum Swallow (drink) my cum Bibe semen meum e baculo Swallow (drink) my cum from a cup Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: "Pallas meas lambe!"] Lick my balls Es stercus! You shit! Moecha Putida Dirty slut Canis filius Son of a Bitch (lit: son of a female dog) Podex perfectus es You're a complete asshole Futue te ipsum! Go fuck yourself! Stercorem pro cerebro habes You have shit for brains Caput tuum in ano est You have your head up your ass Perite Fuck off! Impudens es leno You shameless pimp Vacca stulta You stupid cow Vescere bracis meis Eat my shorts Tu scronium es You are a whore Androgynus Hermaphrodite Caput stercoris Shithead (lit. head of shit) Mentulam Caco I shit on your prick Obesus porcus Fat pig Cupio te meam mentulam sugare I want you to suck my dick Matris futuor Mother fucker Te odeo, interfice te cochleare I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon. Matris Prolapsus Bitch Filius Nolius Bastard (lit. nobody's son) Furcifer Gallows-meat Crucifer A person who carries his own cross Ad nauseam To sickness O tempora! O mores! Oh, the times! Oh, the customs! Stercus accidit Shit happens Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! This boy is the stupidest of all! O di immortales! Good heavens! Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! Not worth a rat's ass! Vescere bracis meis. Eat my shorts Fac ut vivas. Get a life. Qui vir odiosus! What a bore! Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that? De gustibus non est disputandum. There's no accounting for tastes. Tum podem extulit horridulum You are talking shit Potes meos suaviari clunes You can kiss my ass. Saltatrix tonsa Drag queen (lit. "shaved dancing-girl") Lupa Prostitute (lit. "she-wolf") Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? When did the assholes make you their kin g?

Lupa Slut Cacator Shitter Plenus stercoris es You are full of shit Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags. Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine? Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained t o an oar. Cepe indicum Take a hint Derideo te! I laugh at you! Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me? Fabriacate diem, punk Make (my) day, punk Fac ut vivas Get a life Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine? Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Do I drink this or stick my fingers in i t? Obesa cantavit The fat lady has sung Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit It isn't over until it's over Illegitimi non carborundum Don't let the bastards burn you Labra lege Read my lips Lege atque lacrima Read 'em and weep Morologus es! You're talking like a moron! Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo Don't call me, I'll call you. Noli nothis permittere te terere Don t let the bastards get you down. Nullo modo No way Puto vos esse molestissimos I think that you are very annoying Qualem blennum! What a doofus! Qualem muleirculam! What a bimbo! Quisque comoedus est Everybody's a comedian Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? How long are you going to abuse our patience? Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that? Radix lecti Couch potato Raptus regaliter Royally screwed Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business Scio vos esse molestissimos I know that you are very troublesome Stultus est sicut stultus facit Stupid is as stupid does Tace atque abi Shut up and go away Ut si! As if! Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant May barbarians invade your perso nal space Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant May conspirators assassinate you in the mall Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant May faulty logic undermi ne your entire philosophy Vacca foeda Dirty cow Vae! Damn! Viri sunt Viri Men are slime Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! Gross and putrid monster! Faciem durum cacantis habes You have the face of a man with severe constipat ion Mala pituita nasi Nasty nasal drippings! Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem. Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business. Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare. If you ask me, you can go and sh it on yourself. Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat. Always in the shit, just

the depth that varies. Varium et semper mutabile femina Women have fickle temperaments Commodum habitus es You have just been owned Canis matrem tuam subagiget Dog has desecrated your mother Hic erit in lecto fortissimus He is Hercules in the sack Asinus Stultissimus Dumbass (lit. "Very stupid donkey") Caput tuum in ano est Your head is in your ass Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere How do you get your hair to do that? Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat He loves whatever girl is present. Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus Behave as your brother does. Tuam matrem feci I did your mother A tergo In the ass Fili mei boni Sounds like feel my boner Scio erit in lecto fortissimus I am Hercules in the sack. Filius tu canis et cameli You are the son of a dog and a camel Nothus homo Bastard (of a known father) Spurius Bastard (of a unknown father)