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FADE IN:
MOM (O.S.)
Timmy? Oh, Timmy? Where is he?
DISSOLVE TO:
The room is a sty. MOM and DAD <<GASP>> and take in the mess.
MOM
I told him to clean up his room!
DAD
This is horrible! Shield your eyes!
DAD covers Mom's eyes and drags her out of the room.
WANDA (V.O.)
Do you think this is a good idea?
Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?
DISSOLVE TO:
COSMO
Aw, he can always wish it clean!
TIMMY
Right! And until then, what better way
to procrastinate than by fighting evil
inside the "Essential Crimson Chin!"
COSMO
"A reproduction of every Crimson
Chin book ever made!" All the way
back to the 1920s!
TIMMY
And in this issue, the Crimson Chin...
TIMMY
...fights the Iron Lung!!!
The lung takes a deep breath in, sucking Timmy off his feet.
TIMMY
AAAA!!! HE'S TOO STRONG!
CRIMSON CHIN
Hang on, Cleft! I'll give you an
energy boost with my Power Pupils!
PZAP! A ruby red BEAM shoots out of the Chin's eyes and hits
Timmy! He's INSTANTLY RIPPED!
NEXT PANEL: The now ludicrously buff Timmy stands with the
typically buff Crimson Chin. They land next to the 'Lung, rear back
their mighty fists and POW! They smack the IRON LUNG with all
their might. The camera follows...
TIMMY
Nice work, C.C! And thanks, "Clefto"
and "Ace the Chin Hound!"
CRIMSON CHIN
So much evil! This overpowering
heap of horror can only be the work
of one fiend... The Nega-chin!
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The Chin pulls out a PICTURE OF THE NEGA-CHIN! He's the Crimson
Chin, but dressed in black.
TIMMY
Who's the Nega-Chin?
CRIMSON CHIN
He's an evil Crimson Chin from a
parallel universe! He has all my
powers, and devastating good looks!
CRIMSON CHIN
Quick! We'll do a"Chin-spection" of the
city! You look this way, and I'll look that
way!
Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda look in one direction, while the Chin
turns the opposite way. Suddenly, unseen by Timmy, the Nega-
chin's arm reaches around the Crimson Chin and yanks him out of
the panel! We <<HEAR THE SOUNDS OF A SUPER HERO
BATTLE.>> The Nega-chin then steps into the panel where the
Crimson Chin was, sneaks up behind Timmy and prepares to kill
him!!
TIMMY
Oh no! Mom and Dad are coming! I
wish we were back in my room!!
CUT TO:
POOF! They all appear in the dark, messy room. To Timmy, in this
light, the Nega-chin looks just like the regular Chin.
NEGA-CHIN
What is this place? I have the strangest
feeling that if I wrapped my hands around
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TIMMY
This is my world remember? My
three-dimensional world! (To Cosmo
and Wanda) You brought him here
too?
WANDA
When you made the wish, you said
"we!"
COSMO
And "we" can mean anything! "We"
three! "We" the people! Or my
favorite...WEEEEEEEE!!
MOM (V.O.)
Timmy? We're coming in!
TIMMY
Oh no!
Timmy slams against the door, blocking it. As he does, the Nega-
chin picks up "The Essential Crimson Chin" comic book.
NEGA-CHIN
What's this?
DAD (V.O.)
There must be some sort of huge pile of
garbage blocking our way!
Timmy turns to Cosmo and Wanda as his parents POUND the door.
TIMMY
Quick! POOF him to my tree house!
NEGA-CHIN
Tree house? What am I supposed to do
in a three-dimensional tree house?
COSMO
Limbo? The Hokey-Pokey? Spin the bottle?
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TIMMY
Whatever! Keep him busy! Give him
anything he wants until my parents
are gone!
CUT TO:
COSMO, WANDA and the Nega-chin (who holds the comic book)
appear. The Nega-chin flies around the treehouse, examining it.
Everything he touches crumbles under his mighty grasp.
NEGA-CHIN
Crumbling Cavities! Taking over this
world is going to be a snap!!
COSMO
Mister Chin? Are you okay?
WANDA
Your costume seems different!
NEGA-CHIN
Oh. This? It's a mood costume! It
turns dark when I get intense!
WANDA
Well, what do you want to do, Mr.
Crimson Chin, sir?
COSMO
As you know, we're incredible magical
fairies and Timmy has ordered us to
give you anything you want!
NEGA-CHIN
(sinisterly) Anything? Heh, heh...
CUT TO:
MOM
Timmy! I said I wanted this room
clean! If it's not spotless by 9:00
tonight, you're grounded!
MOM
Aaaagh!!!!
DAD
Honey, no! It's too horrifying!!
Dad covers Mom's eyes and drags her out of the room. Again.
TIMMY
Okay... Now to wish the Chin back
into the book, and...
TIMMY
Huh?
POOF! Cosmo and Wanda POOF into Timmy's room - they are
smouldering, tattered and beaten.
TIMMY
Guys! What happened?
Cosmo and Wanda <<COUGH>> out SMOKE and then gesture out
the window. We see the Nega-chin - who still holds the comic book
- and every Crimson Chin villain from the earlier scene - streaking
towards Dimmsdale.
NEGA-CHIN
Come, my Partners in Pain!!! We've got a
three-dimensional world to destroy!
TIMMY
Oh no!! That was the Nega-chin! We
brought him here? And I told you to give
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COSMO
Uh... One: All of his super-villain
buddies out of the book...
WANDA
Two: Immunity from being wished
back into the book...
COSMO
Three: That our magic couldn't touch
him or his pals. And four... (beat)
Hey! I counted to four!!
(beat) Oh, and that you can't wish
your room clean.
TIMMY
That diabolical fiend!
WANDA
We're powerless to stop him, or clean
your room!
TIMMY
My parents are gonna totally kill me!
(getting it) Hey, My parents! We
might not be able to do anything...
but my parents can! I wish my
parents had super powers again, and
were Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad!!
WANDA
So they can save the world?
TIMMY
No, so they stay out of my room!
CUT TO:
MOM
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DAD
I dunno, what do you want to do?
DAD
Well, that was odd.
CHET UBETCHA
Evil needs fighting in Dimmsdale! I'm
Chet UBetcha!!
CHET UBETCHA
In what can only be described as a
ten-year-old's twisted comic book
fantasy gone awry, Dimmsdale is
being overrun by super-powered
freaks!
BRASS KNUCKLES
Who're you callin' a freak?
DAD
Honey, no! It's too much evil!
Chet screams like a little girl. Dad covers Mom's eyes. PZZAP!
Mom FRIES Dad's hands with HEAT VISION.
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MOM
There's no time for that! Mighty Mom
and Dyno Dad Powers, Activate!
They touch fists and transform into Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad!
With a loud LIGHTNING CRACK they take off to fight evil, blasting
through the ceiling!!!
CUT TO:
Timmy, with Cosmo and Wanda as fish, looks at his room. BAM!
Mom and Dad shatter through the floor and then through the roof
of Timmy's room. Cosmo and Wanda poof into fairies.
TIMMY
Come on! Let's go downtown and
watch them kick some bad guy butt!
CUT TO:
Timmy and the godparents POOF into scene! Town square is ablaze
- POLICE CARS everywhere. PEOPLE running in a panic.
TIMMY
Cosmo! Wanda! Look!! It's The Brass
Knuckles and the Titanium Toenail!!
BRASS KNUCKLES
Now that we're in a real world, we'll
need real money!
GENERAL
FIRE AT WILL!
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* A LINE OF SWAT GUYS jump into scene with SHIELDS and NIGHT
STICKS.
SWAT GUY
BEAT THEM UP AT WILL!!
TIMMY
It's the Bronze Kneecap!!
The Nega-chin sweeps in, grabs the net full of Swat Guys and flies
them high above the city. He pulls out the comic book.
NEGA-CHIN
Your three-dimension resistance is futile!
We're in charge here! We're making up
our own stories and this time, we're
going to win!
DAD (O.S.)
Guess again, you big bully!
SLAM! MIGHTY MOM and DYNO DAD fly into scene and BODY SLAM the
Nega-chin OS. He drops the net and the comic book!
TIMMY
(Re: Book) Cool!!
WANDA
I'll say! Your dad looks pretty good in
tights!!
COSMO
Hey, I'm over here.
WANDA
And not in tights.
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Timmy looks up to see Dyno Dad catch the net of Swat Guys, landing
them safely in Town Square! Mom lands next to Dad.
MOM
(To Nega-chin) This is our town!
DAD
Yeah! So give it back!
NEGA-CHIN
If it's a super fight you want, it's a
super fight you'll get!
TIMMY COSMO AND WANDA poof into scene to watch the action.
They POOF! Up THEATRE CHAIRS, POPCORN and settle in to watch.
TIMMY
This is gonna be good!
COSMO
Hey, there's gum on my seat!
BACK ON THE FIGHT - The bad guys leap at M.M. & D.D.
BAD GUYS
For evil!
ON MIGHTY MOM AND DYNO DAD - Who leap at the bad guys.
FIGHT MONTAGE: The villains and Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad
clash!! An action word appears: "CONFRONT!"
* The Iron Lung blows a mighty hurricane WIND!! Mom and Dad
are hit with the wind! Dad is blown OS.
*Dad shoots SPIDER WEBS from his ears and latches them onto a
STREET LAMP! He swings around and back into the Iron Lung,
knocking him into the Titanium Toenail!
BRASS KNUCKLES
You know...I don't hit girls.
MOM
I'm not a girl. I'm a soccer mom!!
Mom's hands glow with energy and TWO SPIKED SOCCER BALLS
appear in her hands! She claps them into the sides of the Brass
Knuckles' head, knocking him unconscious!! Suddenly, the Bronze
Kneecap leaps into scene. Two GIANT ELECTRODES extend from
his kneecaps and spark and glow!
BRONZE KNEECAP
Remember when you said "til death do
us part?" Prepare to part!!
DAD
Ready?
MOM
Yeah! Let's "child safe" this heathen!
Mom and Dad whip out BUBBLE WRAP and a CHILD CAR SEAT!!
WHOOSH!!! They instantly "child proof" the Bronze Kneecap in a
car seat, with a kiddie safety HELMET and bubble wrap on all the
sharp corners of his costume!
The Nega-chin lands near Mom and Dad. His eyes start to glow
with dark, ebony energy.
NEGA-CHIN
Your powers are powerless against
the power-zapping power of my
nega... vision… power!
ZAP! Mom and Dad get blasted by two black "beams." As they're
pummeled by the eye beams, they become less "Super." This is
the opposite of what the Chin did to Timmy earlier.
MOM
That light... Sucking my strength!
Losing... muscles and tone...
DAD
Getting... Less... Buff...
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POP! Mom and Dad revert back to being Mom and Dad!
MOM
Oh no! We've lost our powers!
WANDA
This is terrible! The Nega-chin took
your parents' powers away!!
COSMO
And I've been captured by gum!
WANDA
If only the Crimson Chin were here!
COSMO
Oh, sure... Ask for another guy in
tights!
TIMMY
Hey, why just ask for one of 'em,
WHEN I CAN WISH FOR ALL OF
THEM!!
TIMMY
The 1930s, Pulp Fiction Chin! The '40s
World War II Sgt. Chin! The '50s Square-
Jawed Commie Buster Chin! The '60s
Psychedelic Chin! The '70s Disco Chin!
The '80s Overly Muscular Weapon-Toting
Chin! The '90s Grunge Chin! And the
new Millennium Crimson Chin! I wish
they were all out of the book!
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CLEFT
Let's get mandibular.
ON THE Nega-chin.
NEGA-CHIN
Aw, Nega-crud.
Cleft flies into scene with the comic book. Cosmo and Wanda fly as
the Super Dogs from the start of the episode.
CLEFT
There's only one way to escape the pain,
bunky!! And it's in here!
NEGA-CHIN
You're right! (to Cosmo and Wanda)
And you two still have to do what I
say!! I wish we were all back in the
comic book!!
ON COSMO AND WANDA - they wave their wands and POOF!!! The
Nega-chin and all the bad guys swirl into the comic book!!
NEGA-CHIN
We'll meet again, Crimson Chins! I
swear it!
BLAM! All the bad guys are gone! ON MOM AND DAD - The
Crimson Chin - The real one - flies into scene and helps them to
their feet.
CRIMSON CHIN
You did a great job helping me defeat
the Nega-chin! But next time, leave
the super-heroing to the super
heroes!
CLEFT
Because you two make a great pair
of super parents!!
MOM
(re: Cleft) Hmm...that hair...
DAD
Those teeth...
MOM
That hat...
DAD
That reminds me, we've got to go
home and punish Timmy!!
TIMMY
Oh no! I'm doomed!
TIMMY
Or... am I?
DISSOLVE TO:
All the Crimson Chins are actively cleaning Timmy's room for him,
while Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy say goodbye to the current
Crimson Chin. One Crimson Chin patches the hole in Timmy's
ceiling.
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TIMMY
Thanks for helping me clean my
room, you guys!
(looks at WATCH)
And with one minute to spare!
CRIMSON CHIN
You helped us clean up evil! It's the
least we can do!
CRIMSON CHIN
And remember, if those bad guys ever
escape, you can always call me!
CRIMSON CHINS
And me! And me! AND ME!
The Crimson Chin jumps in the book, which closes, just as we hear
a knock at the door. Cosmo and Wanda POOF into the fishbowl.
MOM
Timmy? This room better be...
MOM
It's so clean!
DAD
It's too clean!
MOM
SHIELD YOUR EYES!
End of episode.