Episode 1: Hectors Arrival

COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London. They have a neighbour, Nick. Nick fancies Bridget, but Annie fancies Nick. Thats the way it is until Bridget gets a letter from Argentina. Stand by for EXTRA! BRIDGET Gigi!! Did you get my message? Please call me. Love, John. P.S: Did you get the flowers? Is he stupid?! I told you last night, its finished. Sorry. B. (And dont call me GIGI.) Yes, John! Yes, I got the card and the flowers and the chocolates. Yes and I got the cushion as well. But its finished, sorry. But please dont leave me. Dont cry. Oh, goodbye. Oh and happy birthday! Aah, men! Come on Charlie, come on. Post, Bridget. Charlie and I have the post, havent we Charlie. Give me the post, Charlie. Give me the post, Charlie. Drop it, Charlie. Oh, good boy! Oh, telephone bill, gas bill, electricity bill. Oh. Ah, whats this? Mmm, a parcel for you, Bridget. Oh, good. What is it? Oh, its from mother. Oh, Bridget darling, this arrived for you and I made you this. Love Mummy. Oh, ho-ho, oh very you, Bridget! Mother! Ooh, this is from Argentina. Argentina. Who from? What does it say? It says Hello, do you remember me? No. Seven years ago we was pen pals. We was --- we were pen pals. Oh yeah, now I remember, its Hector! Whos Hector? He was my pen pal seven years ago. Oh. I speak English good now. I speak English good? I speak English well now. and I am coming to England. Oh, Latin Americans! I would like to sleep with you. Do you have a bed for me? Oh, he wants to stay here! Ah, ha, ha. But what about the rules? Ooh, a Latin American here, ooh, like Ricky Martin! Tall, handsome, rich! So when is he coming? Oh let me see. It says November 5th. Oh, November 5th. But thats

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BRIDGET Today! BRIDGET and ANNIE Aaaah!!! BRIDGET Oh, oh its you Nick! NICK Hi, babes! ANNIE Hello Nick. How are you? NICK Gr-eat. Nice muscles. Heres your milk. BRIDGET Our milk. You mean our milk you borrowed three weeks ago. ANNIE Oh, thanks Nick. NICK I forget nothing! ANNIE Would you like a drink, Nick? Would you like a drink, Nick? NICK Uhh. ANNIE I said, would you like a drink, Nick? NICK Oh! Sorry. No thanks. ANNIE Oh, erm, Bridgets friend is coming. NICK Oh yeah. ANNIE Aha. From Argentina. NICK Wow! From Argentina! Whats she like? ANNIE She is a he! NICK Huh? ANNIE Not a girl, a boy. NICK Oh. Tough guy, ay! Why dont I show you how to do it properly! BRIDGET Nick, Ive told you before, nobody uses my bike, nobody, is that clear? NICK Why not? BRIDGET Why not?!! If you touch my bike again, you are out - O-U-T, out. Clear?! NICK What? BRIDGET I said HECTOR Hello. ANNIE Hello. HECTOR I am called Argentina. I am from Hector. ANNIE You mean I am called Hector. HECTOR You are called Hector? ANNIE Oh, no, no, no, I am called Annie. HECTOR I am called Annie. BRIDGET No! She means I am called Hector, I am from Argentina. HECTOR You are from Argentina! BRIDGET Oh, come in! ANNIE Hi Nadia. Bridgets pen pal arrived this morning. HECTOR Hello. ANNIE He is, mmm, strange. NICK Hi babes! ANNIE Hello Nick! Oh and Nick from next door is so funny! He brought our milk back from three weeks ago. NICK I forget nothing! BRIDGET Chrissy! Nick is so stupid, he touched my bike. Men!
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Nobody uses my bike, nobody, is that clear? Why not! Why not?!! Also, Hector is here from Argentina. His English is not very good. I am called Argentina. I am from Hector. These are my cars. You play with cars?! Yes, you play, no? I play with cars. He plays with cars! I read. I love the library. Fascinating! We go to the library too, dont we, Bridget. Yes, its great! Good. I live here. You live in a museum, full of old things? Old things. Yes, I have lots of old things. I live in a museum. OK, I live in a museum. ANNIE Well, thank you Hector and now well show you the flat. BRIDGET This is the bedroom. HECTOR Thank you. Who-hey!! Where do you sleep? BRIDGET No you dont understand, we only have one bedroom. HECTOR One? I have twenty. ANNIE Twenty? BRIDGET Yes, he lives in a museum, with twenty bedrooms. ANNIE Oh! Ha-ha-ha, very funny, ha, twenty bedrooms! BRIDGET Well, you can sleep here. HECTOR Oh, thank you. ANNIE Oh, no, no, no, Hector! Its a bed. HECTOR A bed? Ah, oh BRIDGET Heres a cushion. HECTOR Oh, thank you. ANNIE Oh, this of course is the TV. BRIDGET But just relax, I must go to the bathroom. Psst! Annie! Bathroom!! Now!! BRIDGET Oh my goodness, what are we going to do? He plays with toy cars! ANNIE He is not a sexy Argentinian. Mm, but he is sweet. BRIDGET And he is polite. BRIDGET and ANNIE But those clothes! ANNIE Oh, he is so old-fashioned. BRIDGET Mm, he must go. HECTOR Room service. NICK Hello. Who are you? HECTOR Oh, you who are quick, good. NICK Ay? HECTOR My luggage is downstairs. NICK What?
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Bring it up, please. What are you doing? I pulled, you come, you are the butler. The butler?! I am Nick, I live next door. Oh, I, I am Hector. Oh, Hector, from Argentina. Yes, from Argentina! Where are the girls? The girls? Yeah, Bridget and Annie. Oh they live here. Yeah, I know. Wheres Bridget? Does she know you are here? Bridget, she gave me this. Oh. Hello Nick! Oh, this is Hector from Argentina. Yeah, I know. Isnt he wonderful! Wonderful. Are you hungry? Uh? Well buy your lunch. What would you like to eat? Fish and chips? Oh, fish and ships!! Nick, Hector, make friends. Nick, teach Hector some English. Yeah, OK, Ill teach Hector some English. Yo Dan! Hows it going?! The chicks in the apartment opposite have a visitor, Hector from Argentina. Oh, you who are quick, good. He cant speak English. Man! He thought I was the butler! I pulled, you come. You are the butler. Ha, the butler. And even worse, I think he fancies Bridget. She gave me this. The girls have gone out, so I will teach him to speak English! Ill teach Hector some English. See what I mean? Stay cool. N. P.S. Big decision. Today I joined an acting agency. Brad Pitt is history! OK, this is the oven. This is the ov-en. Annies dog sleeps in the oven. Annies dog sleeps in the oven. So you say Annie! The dog is in the oven! Annie, the dog is in the oven! Gr-eat! Now, Bridget. Oh, oh dear. Well Bridget likes strong men, especially strong legs. Well I am strong.

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Yeah? Can you cycle fifty kilometres? Yes. No way! Yes. Well go on then, show me. Yes, look! Adios, Amigo! Ah, Bridget, Annie, lunch! Fish and chips! Yes, lunch, Hector. Look Bridget, fifty kilometres. Oh, Annie, the dog is in the ov-en. What? Oh! Hi, everything OK? Gr-eat! Pouf! I am, how do you say? Dead! Hot. Hot. Yeah, I am hot, I need a .. Shower. Yeah, I need a shower. Be my guest! Oh, thank you. Right, thats it! He must go! Why? He is so nice. He used my bike! Oh! Yeah, and he said that the dog was in the oven! What a horrible joke! Where is Charlie? Charlie! What a bad, bad boy. He must go! Can he stay with you, Nick? Ah-ah, sorry ladies. Oh please Nick, you have a spare room. No way, not my problem. He must go now! But hes in the shower. I dont care! Hector, please come out, we want to talk to you. I like fish and ships, I Hector, please come out, we want to talk to you. OK, one moment please! I like fish and chips! Yes, you want me. We think we We, we, we have a problem. Its like this. Go on then, tell him. Yes, Bridget. Hector, the thing is

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NICK Stay there, Ill talk to him. Hector, can I have a word please? HECTOR Oh BRIDGET and ANNIE Ricky Martin! NICK Hector, is this you? HECTOR Yes, and my parents. NICK The Romero family. One of the richest families in Argentina. Who are these? HECTOR My NICK Servants. HECTOR Yeah, my servants. NICK Your cars? HECTOR Yeah, my cars. NICK Hector, you are rich! Why stay here? HECTOR I want friends, good friends. NICK People like you for your money? Thats awful! Listen, keep it a secret. Sshh. HECTOR OK! BRIDGET Perhaps he could stay here. ANNIE Yes - poor boy. NICK Hector, come and stay with me, I have two rooms. BRIDGET Shut up, Nick. ANNIE Hector will stay with us, wont you, Hector. BRIDGET Hector, come and sit down. Hector please, call me Gigi! ANNIE Oh, Charlie, there you are. HECTOR Oh Annie, the dog is in the ov-en. ANNIE The oven? HECTOR Yes, Nick is a good English teacher. BRIDGET Yes, a very good English teacher! Id love to see your photos again. ANNIE Oh, me too! BRIDGET Oh, your sweet toy cars! NICK They are not toys! BRIDGET Today Hector arrives and its Bonfire Night. Lets party! What sort of music do you like? HECTOR Music? NICK Yeah, music, you know, soul, funk, dance. Watch me, like this. HECTOR Interesting. I dance like this. ANNIE Ill get it, Ill get it. Hello. Oh, yeah, thats great, sure, come up. Its the landlady! NICK The tarantula! COMMENTARY This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London. They have a neighbour, Nick, who likes Bridget. But Annie likes Nick. That is until Hector arrives from Argentina and Hector is very, very, handsome. Stand by for EXTRA! ANNIE
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BRIDGET Quick, hide, Hector. NICK Im off, I owe two weeks rent! BRIDGET and ANNIE Aaah!! COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA - the flat mates go shopping for Hector. Hector goes shopping for the girls. But what happens when Hector goes shopping for himself? EXTRA dont miss it!

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Oh, wow, fantastic! A new boyfriend for you maybe! Maybe, but dont tell Bridget! Hector please, call me Gigi. Oh Hector, call me Gigi. Oh. Must go. More news later. A. Is Hector still asleep? Yep. Aah. Hector, wakey-wakey. Come on, rise and shine. Sweet! Oh, good morning. Oh, good morning. Uh, no, no, no, good morning, ah-ah-ah. Good morning, ah-ah-ah. No Hector, I have a cold. And so have I. Oh you have a cold, Bridget. Yes, I have a cold. Yes, we have a cold, so lets begin again. Good morning. Good morning. Oh never mind. Hector, would you like some . New pyjamas? Mmm? Hector, please excuse me for a moment. Annie, bathroom. Now! Good morning. Good morning. Is it fancy dress? Fancy dress? Yes. Oh, nice. Hey, nice car, ay. I have this car at home. Wow, you have this car at home. Ahm. Girls must love you. Girls, no. No? Hector, can I tell you something? OK. The car looks good. Ah-ay. Ay. So you must look good too! Ha-hmm? I look good! No. You dont look good. But I can help. OK! OK! Hectors clothes are awful! Oh, theyre so old fashioned! I know, Ill take him shopping.

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But Bridget youre so busy that Ill take him shopping. No, its all right, Ill take him shopping. But theres no problem, Ill take him shopping. I said Ill take him shopping!! You need, you need a - oh hi, babe! Oh its you, Nick. Oh hi, Nick. Hector has asked me what clothes to wear. Yeah, right. You need a look, like on a fast bike. No, no, no, no, Hector, dont listen to Nick, listen to me. OK. You need a designer look. No, no, no, Hector, thats not for you. You need, you need a cowboy look. No, no, a leather jacket. A bandanna and a vest. A denim shirt. A motor bike! Designer! Cowboy! Ah, stop!! OK, I will go shopping. What? On your own? But - you need us! Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. How? What will you say? Erm Its OK, leave it to me. I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer. Uh? This is a shop. I sell, you buy. Oh, OK. Oh, ding-dong. Good morning. Good morning! Can I help you? Yes. I I I would like I would like a jacket, please. Trousers. Uh? I would like a pair of trousers please. Oh, I would like a pair of trou-sers please. - And a shirt. No. shoes. I would like a pair of shoes, please. I would like a pair of shoes, please. And a cat for my head. I think you mean a hat. Eh? This is a cat!

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A cat for my head! Hector, come shopping with me. Or me. No, me. Hes my pen friend! All right! Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector a little bit each. I will go to the shoe shop. ANNIE And I will go to the clothes shop. BRIDGET No, Ill go to the clothes shop! ANNIE OK, Ill just buy the shirt. BRIDGET Ill buy the trousers! NICK Good! Hah! HECTOR Good. ANNIE Right, lets go! Oh, no, I completely forgot! We need, eggs, lemons and dog food. Oh, its all right, Ill do it on line later. HECTOR Eggs, lemon, dog food. ANNIE Oh well done, Hector. BRIDGET Bye Hector. Oh and dont answer the phone, it might be the tarantula. HECTOR OK. NICK Bye Hector, be good. And if you cant be good, be careful. Ha-ha. HECTOR Eh? NICK Never mind! ANNIE Nadia I have a cold. Bridget has a cold and Hector has BRIDGET New pyjamas. ANNIE Terrible pyjamas. Oh, you should see them Nadia. They are so funny! BRIDGET Hi, sweetie. I wanted to buy Hector some new clothes on my own. Ill take him shopping. But Annie and Nick said they wanted to shop for Hector as well. So guess what? Were all going shopping for Hector. NICK Me, you and you can go shopping for Hector, a little bit each. BRIDGET What will he look like? NICK And Annie thinks Hector needs a cowboy look. ANNIE He needs a cowboy look! NICK But I think he needs a biker look like me! Yeah! NICK You need a look, like on a fast bike! HECTOR Good morning sir. I would like a cat for my head! Oh, room service. Hello, I would like an egg for my head, ha-ha! Lemons for my head! HECTOR Oh, dog food for my head. LANDLADY Whos that? HECTOR Aah! The tarantula! LANDLADY I said, whos that? HECTOR Hello. LANDLADY Wheres Bridget?
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Erm, where is Bridget? Me, I am Bridget. I dont believe you. Yes, I have a cold! Oh, Im sorry. Oh, thank you. Ssh! Charlie! Is that a dog? No, no, it is not a dog, Annie has a cold also! Oh, poor Annie. Thank you. Now goodbye! Oh, oh ole! I am Hector, I speak English Eggs, lemons, dog food. Eggs, lemons, dog food. Oh hi, good, good afternoon Annie. Good afternoon Hector. I bought this for you. Oh, what is it? Try it on. Eh? TRY IT ON! TRY IT ON? Oh, try it on! Oh, ah. Wheres Hector? In the bathroom. Good. Ill give this to him. Its OK, Ill give it to him! No, its all right. Hector Hector Ive got something for you. Oh, OK. Come in. Spoil sport! Hector! Hector! Hello. Here are your clothes, you will look so cool. Cool? Co-ol. Cool! Nice melons! Melons? Who are those from? Ah, I think Hector has been shopping online. Oh, Im really thirsty, I need a drink. But we dont need any melons! Well he did try! And he bought some eggs. Yeah, just a few. Yo Dan! Hector did the shopping today. Nice melons. He bought one hundred and forty four eggs. Just a few. And ten melons instead of ten lemons. What an idiot. Ha! I would like some eggs please. I would like some lemons please.

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And oh, dog food for my head! Ha, ha, ha, thank you! I went shopping for Hector today and bought him something really cool! I cannot wait for him to try it on. ANNIE TRY IT ON. BRIDGET I went to the clothes shop and bought Hector a really trendy outfit! He will look just like David Beckham! BRIDGET Ive got something for you! ANNIE So how did Hector do the shopping? Ah-ha! Hector ordered ten melons instead of ten lemons. Oh, an easy mistake, he did try. BRIDGET Yes, he did try. NICK And what about the eggs? ANNIE OK, eggs. You buy a dozen eggs, yeah. NICK Yep, a dozen is ten. BRIDGET A dozen is twelve, stupid! NICK I know! ANNIE Well Hector has put the number twelve here. NICK Well thats OK, thats one box. ANNIE No, he ordered twelve boxes. BRIDGET One hundred and forty four. ANNIE Now, dog food. NICK Ha, ha, I cant wait! HECTOR OK, Im ready! NICK Were ready! BRIDGET Enter! HECTOR Do you like it? Well? ANNIE Ah, I like the shirt. BRIDGET I like the sarong. NICK I like the shoes. HECTOR So, am I co-ol? HECTOR No. Im not cool. NICK, BRIDGET & ANNIE No. HECTOR So, I will go shopping. NICK Here we go again. Hector! You cant go out there on your own. You went shopping on the Internet. HECTOR Yes. NICK Ha-ha! You ordered melons instead of lemons and too many eggs. Have you ever been to a supermarket? HECTOR No. My NICK Who are these? HECTOR My NICK Servants. HECTOR Yeah, my servants. NICK Servants. Now I understand. BRIDGET Come on Hector, I will teach you how to shop, Hector ANNIE Till you drop. Bridget and I will be the shopkeepers. ANNIE
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And you are our customer! OK. Good afternoon. Good afternoon! Can I help you sir? Eh? What would you like to buy? Oh, I would like some Clothes! Yes, I would like some clothes, please. What size? Eh? What size. I dont know. Ill have to measure you then. Arms up please. Eh? Arms up, please. Oh, arms up, please. Chest. Ooh! One hundred and twelve centimetres! Chest, one hundred and twelve centimetres. And waist. Eighty two centimetres. Waist, eighty two centimetres. And l-e-g!! Ill do that! No, its OK! Eight-ty seven centimetres! Now, do you like these trousers? Do you like this shirt? Ye-es. Good, thats Five thousand pounds. OK. No, no, no Hector. Five thousand pounds is, is eight thousand dollars! Yeah. Its too much, its too expensive. Not for Hector! So, I am ready to go shopping! Ha ha! Good luck. Yeah, good luck. Youll need it! Wheres my lemon drink, Nick? Nick, are there any more tissues? All right, Im coming as fast as I can! OK. Oh, I feel awful. Oh, me too. Nothing will make me feel better. Oh, can you get that please Nick?

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Oh, its only Hector. Well, is it cool? Wow, man! Well done! You look great! I would like a shirt, please. Excellent! Oh the clothes are super! And a pair of trou-sers. Oh, you are clever, Hector! And a pair of shoes, please! I have been shopping! Oh, Ill get it. Hello. Its me. Oh, hello. Its the tarantula! How are you? Fine, thank you. Oh, good, good. Hows your cold? Hows my cold? Well how did you know I have a cold? You told me this morning. Me, I am Bridget. I dont believe you. Yes, I have a cold. Oh, Im sorry. Thank you. Yes, silly me! I told you this morning. Why are four hundred tins of dog food here for Annie? Pardon? I dont know. Well, how strange! Four hundred tins. Yes, thats a lot of tins. Well I really dont know. Can you ask Annie? Yes, Ill ask Annie, goodbye. The tarantula said, why have four hundred tins of dog food downstairs? ANNIE Four hundred tins? NICK, BRIDGET & ANNIE Hector!!

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COMMENTARY Next time in Extra - Annie goes dating on the Internet and so do Nick and Hector, but do they like their dates? Extra - dont miss it!

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Episode 3: Hector Has a Date

COMMENTARY This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London. They have a visitor from Argentina who cant speak English very well, who has no style and who cant do the shopping. But he is very, very handsome! Stand by for EXTRA! Dear dream date. My name is Annie! Im 19 and I love animals, and, and - and I love chocolate: chocolate ice cream, chocolate cake, boxes of chocolate, chocolate mousse BRIDGET What are you doing, Annie? ANNIE Nothing! BRIDGET Whats this? Dream date, make my dream come true ANNIE Oh, how did that get there? BRIDGET How sweet! BRIDGET Hector! Hector! HECTOR Oh hi, Bridget. BRIDGET And up!! Oh well, keep going, Hector. ANNIE Aah I see Hector found Cindys one hundred and one top exercises then. BRIDGET Yes! ANNIE Oh, good try Hector. BRIDGET Cindy is so old fashioned, I can teach Hector how to exercise! Exercise with Cindy, no, exercise with Bridget, yes HECTOR But ! BRIDGET Its OK, I can do it! Music please, Annie. Follow me. Arms up, touch your toes, stand straight and, one-two-threefour-five-six-seven-eight! More energy please! One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight. One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight OK, faster still! Left leg up! Left leg up! HECTOR and ANNIE Left leg up! ANNIE Oh, my leg hurts! BRIDGET Come on, keep it up! Come on, come on, faster ANNIE Oh, hi Nick, were exercising. NICK I can see. BRIDGET Oh, phew, OK. Lets get a drink! ANNIE Oh, I must check my emails. BRIDGET Would you like some water, Hector? HECTOR Oh no, no, after you. BRIDGET No, you first.
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HECTOR Oh, no, no, no, ladies first. BRIDGET No, no, you first. HECTOR No, you first. HECTOR and BRIDGET No, NICK OH, give it to me! ANNIE Oh, goody! Three messages. Oh dear. NICK Whats wrong? BRIDGET Annies been on the Internet? again! HECTOR The Internet? BRIDGET To find a boyfriend! NICK Oh, lets see! ANNIE Oh no, dont look. NICK Oh come on Annie! ANNIE Oh, all right then. NICK Annie baby! Rocky the tennis star here! I am the racquet ? Will you be my ball? Ugh! ANNIE OK, number two. NICK Mmm. Erm - Dear Annie! I love animals too. Mmm. They are so beautiful in their glass boxes. Come and see them. Tony Green (Taxidermist). ANNIE A taxidermist! Oh, how horrible! NICK Oh Charlie, here boy! ANNIE Its OK, Charlie. HECTOR Annie, what is a taxidermist? ANNIE Erm, well its, its a, ah, oh never mind. NICK Third time lucky. ANNIE Hope so. NICK Hmm. Annie, can you cook like my mother? Do you like trains? Can you meet me today? Giles Smith aged twenty four. P.S. Mummy says I must be home before 5 p.m. Oh dear! ANNIE Oh, Ill never get a boyfriend! Bridget always has a boyfriend. NICK Has she? HECTOR Ah-yum-ah-ah NICK Annie, look, its not what you write, its, its how you write it. I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet, no problem. ANNIE Well yes Nick you could! BRIDGET I bet you could not! NICK I could! BRIDGET OK, what would you write? NICK Im six foot tall. BRIDGET Five foot eleven. NICK I have blonde hair. BRIDGET Mousey brown. NICK I love animals.
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Ha! And fast cars, and beautiful women. I would write to you! Would you? Oh, come on Annie! Lets go to the gym. Oh Bridget no, not more exercise! See you later boys. Oh and erm, Hector, would you do my washing for me? Washing? OK. No problem. Oh and Nick. Will you spray my plant for me please? The spray is in the bathroom. No problem. Nick. What is a taxidermist? Oh ?well, well its, never mind. Chrissy! Today Hector found Cindys exercise video, but I decided to help him with his exercises instead! Two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight! More energy please! He really enjoyed it! My leg hurts! Come on, keep up! Nadia. I looked for a boyfriend on the Internet today and had three strange replies. One from a tennis player, too arrogant. Ugh! One from a taxidermist, too horrible! Oh Charlie! Here boy! And one from a train spotter, too weird! Oh dear! Oh, Ill never get a boyfriend. But Bridget always has a boyfriend. Dan! Its so easy to find a girlfriend on the Internet. I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet, no problem. Finding new girlfriends on the Internet is so easy. OK, Hector! Question one. How do guys get girlfriends? Girlfriends? Yeah! Girlfriends. Oh, oh no girlfriends, me. Never. What? Never? No girl no girlfriends? Wow! Man! You, Nick, you have had girlfriends? Yeah, loads! Ten? Ten?!! Hah! Hundreds! Wow! So I know what girls like. They like fast cars, they like money, they like dancing. Oh, I love dancing! Like this!

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No, dancing like this! Hey? Yeah, Hector, leave it to me. Leave it to me, my friend, I have a plan! Oh, Hector, Annies plant. Her garden spray is in the bathroom. HECTOR Oh. NICK Ho-ho! HECTOR Garden ? gar-den Spray, garden spray. Garden Romance, garden good! NICK Hmm! Perfect! HECTOR Perfect! HECTOR Cold, hot, very hot. Erm, Nick. NICK Uh-huh? HECTOR Bridgets cold or hot? NICK Hah, very hot! HECTOR Ah. Perfect! NICK Perfect, ha! Hector, well get lots of girlfriends now! From now on itll be girls, girls, girls, girls! HECTOR Ha-ha! Hey! NICK Oh you really must change your after shave! Oh, excuse me, come on, lets go out and celebrate. BRIDGET Whats that smell? ANNIE It smells like a perfumery. Oh, my plant! BRIDGET Oh, empty! ANNIE Oh, my poor plant! I dont believe it! BRIDGET My perfume, I dont believe it! BRIDGET and ANNIE Nick! BRIDGET Oh good, the washings done. ANNIE Whats the problem? BRIDGET This is the problem! BRIDGET and ANNIE Hector! ANNIE Wow! BRIDGET What is it now? ANNIE We have six hundred and thirty three messages! BRIDGET Lets see. ANNIE OK, one moment. Hector, Nick. Yes we are gorgeous, yes we like dancing and yes we like millionaires. Fifi and Sarah. Chloe, Sadie, Louise, Gerri - I mean these messages are all for Hector and Nick ? and theyre all from girls! BRIDGET I smell a rat! ANNIE Hmm! And I think I know who is responsible! Oh, Bridget! Look at this! Are you a gorgeous babe? Do you have a gorgeous friend? Do you like fast cars and dancing all night? Do you like millionaires? Then you will love us. We are Hector and Nick, the Romero brothers.
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What? See attached photo. Ha, cheats, they glued their photo on this car! Ha, what a joke! What, thats how they received six hundred and thirty three messages from girls. BRIDGET But they dont know they received six hundred and thirty three messages, do they! ANNIE No, they dont - now. BRIDGET Lets go to the cyber cafe. I have a plan. NICK The poor computer. How many messages? One hundred! HECTOR Two hundred! NICK Oh. HECTOR How many? NICK Erm, one. HECTOR Good. One hundred! NICK Erm, no, no, no, just one message. HECTOR Uh? NICK Hector and Nick, we are dancers in a West End musical! HECTOR Dancers, you mean dancers?! NICK Yes, sort of. When we finish the show, shall we meet at your apartment, at 10 p.m. Is that OK? Cuddles and Bubbles, Kiss, kiss, kiss. P.S. what is your address? Wow!! They sound gorgeous! HECTOR Uh? NICK Ah, ah-hah! Cuddles and Bubbles are coming here tonight when they finish the show ? at ? 10 o'clock! Look, 7 o'clock, 8, 9, 10 o'clock! Wait a minute! Its 7 o'clock! Thats just three hours! What am I going to wear? What are you going to wear? HECTOR But Nick, what about Bridget and Annie? NICK Aha! Its not a problem! HECTOR Ah-ha-ha! Yes! ANNIE Nadia, its terrible news. Hector killed my plant with perfume! ANNIE Oh, my plant! My poor plant! ANNIE Whats the problem? ANNIE And he did the washing! A very hot wash. BRIDGET This is the problem! ANNIE Mm, Bridget was not pleased. BRIDGET and ANNIE Hector! NICK Hey Dan! Guess what! Hector and I have a date tonight with two dancers! Cuddles and Bubbles are coming here tonight. Wish us luck. HECTOR So, Nick, what should I say? NICK Its easy, relax.
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HECTOR Yeah, but you have had a hundred girlfriends. NICK Yeah, well, when I said a hundred, its actually fewer. HECTOR Fifty? NICK No. HECTOR Forty? NICK No. HECTOR Thirty? NICK No. HECTOR Twenty? NICK No. HECTOR Ten? NICK No. HECTOR Five? NICK No. HECTOR Four? NICK No. HECTOR Three? NICK No. HECTOR Two? NICK No. HECTOR One? NICK HECTOR None?!! NICK and HECTOR Aaaah! NICK OK. Its OK. Hi. Hi! Hello, its us. NICK Come on up. NICK and HECTOR Ooh/oh/ah!! HECTOR So Nick, what do I say? NICK OK, we need a script. Try this. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. HECTOR Your ears are blue, like the ocean. NICK No!! Eyes, ears, ears, ears, eyes. HECTOR Oh, oh, oh, OK, OK. Your ey-es are blue, like the ocean. NICK Good! You smell of sweet HECTOR You smell of sweat NICK No! No sweet, not sweat! HECTOR Oh, OK, OK. NICK OK, your hair is so soft. HECTOR Thank you, Nick. NICK No, No, her hair, her hair! HECTOR Oh, her hair! NICK and HECTOR Oh, oh! NICK Ready? HECTOR Ready. NICK and HECTOR Good luck!
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Oh, Cuddles and Bubbles. But we thought you were dancers. Oh, you are dancers. Dancing dogs! In Woof, The Musical. Ha, ha, hello, come in. Come in. Hello. HECTOR Oh please, sit down. Sit! NICK Stick to the script. You smell so sweet. HECTOR Your ears are blue, like the ocean. NICK Eyes, eyes! BRIDGET Are you a million-aire? HECTOR Psst, psst! Am I a millionaire? NICK Are you a millionaire? Are you a millionaire? Ha! We are millionaires! BRIDGET and ANNIE Good ? good. BRIDGET Well you can pay for these then!! ANNIE If you please!! BRIDGET Your faces! We are the dancers ANNIE From the cyber caf! BRIDGET So you are millionaires, ay? ANNIE Oh what a trick to get girlfriends! Millionaires, very funny! BRIDGET With fast cars! NICK Good trick, ay! HECTOR But that is my car! Ow!!! BRIDGET Oh, you smell so sweet! ANNIE And you do have beautiful eyes! Or is it ears? ANNIE Its the landlady! NICK Im off! BRIDGET Quick, hide Hector! Erm, in the bedroom! HECTOR Oh Bridget. BRIDGET Yes. HECTOR Tell me. What is a taxidermist? BRIDGET Oh! COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA. Hector wants to get a job. Bridget and Annie have a surprise. And guess whos coming to dinner. EXTRA, dont miss it!

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Episode 4: Hector Looks For a Job

COMMENTARY This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London. They have a visitor from Argentina who speaks only a little English. What the girls dont know, but Nick does is that Hector is very, very rich. Does Hector like Bridget? Does Bridget like Hector? And who does Nick like? Stand by for EXTRA!

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Job - stuntman. Age 20. 20? No. 30, more mature. Age, 30. Ow-ow!! BRIDGET Wheres the fire ANNIE Its the smoke detector! BRIDGET I know that! Wheres the broom?! BRIDGET Oh good, its stopped. ANNIE I think this was the problem. Anyone for very hard boiled eggs? BRIDGET Nick. NICK Eh? BRIDGET Are they your eggs? NICK Eh? BRIDGET I thought so! What on earth are you doing? Are you crazy?! HECTOR Oh, are my eggs ready? BRIDGET Oh, your eggs, Hector. NICK Hectors eggs, Bridget. Is he cr-azy?! BRIDGET Hector. The eggs are, erm, ruined. Perhaps some cornflakes instead? HECTOR Thank you, Bridget. NICK Huh, perhaps some cornflakes instead?! BRIDGET What are you doing on our computer anyway? Nothing! Lets just say girls, one day you will say Brad Pitt NICK urgh!! Pah!! Johnny Depp - urgh!! Pah!! Nick from next door vroom-vroom-vroom!! The coolest stunt man in the world! ANNIE Oh, you a stunt man!! NICK Yep. I got the job on the Internet. Well, nearly. Im waiting for confirmation. ANNIE Oh, how exciting! BRIDGET The coolest stunt man in the world - on a moped, right? NICK On a Harley-Davidson, actually. ANNIE Films! Those stars! That money! Oh! Oh! Have you seen Carinas dress in the magazine? Id love to have a dress like that. BRIDGET Mmm, me too. It would really suit me. ANNIE How much is it? BRIDGET Oh, lets see. Erm BRIDGET and ANNIE How much?
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Oh, Im a student, its too expensive for me! Ive got a job and its too expensive for me! We need more money. Money? Bridget, Annie, I have something to tell you. Hector, dont! Its a secret! The Romero family, one of the richest families in Argentina. Keep it a secret. Sssh. HECTOR Uh? NICK Sssh! BRIDGET Whats a secret? HECTOR You have been very kind. BRIDGET Yes, Hector. NICK Ha-ha, ha-ha! Im sure Bridget and Annie have a little money! Ha-ha! BRIDGET Sssh! Nick!! HECTOR So I want to, I want to give you some money. BRIDGET and ANNIE Yes! HECTOR So, I am going to look for a job. ANNIE Oh thats a great idea, Hector. NICK Gr-eat!! BRIDGET Yeah, we can look for a job on the Internet, cant we. ANNIE OK, here we are, job vacancies. BRIDGET Well, lets see. ANNIE Oh well, theres a job in a launderette. ANNIE and BRIDGET Hector! No!. ANNIE And theres a job as a gardener. ANNIE My plant! ANNIE and BRIDGET No! And heres a job as a cook. ANNIE and BRIDGET No. ANNIE Wait a minute! Look at this. A waiter! ANNIE What a great idea! BRIDGE Yes! Ooh, I love good looking waiters! NICK Did you say good looking? Here I am. ANNIE What about Hector as a waiter? HECTOR A waiter? NICK Yeah, you know. HECTOR Oh, but I dont know how. NICK Oh, dont worry. I will teach you! BRIDGET Hello! Howard! How are you?!! Oh, thank you Howard! Me? Dinner tonight! Seven o'clock? At the Singing Parrot Cafe. OK Howard! Bye Howard! That was Howard. ANNIE, NICK and HECTOR No! BRIDGET Hes invited me to dinner tonight, because he wants to talk to me about a NEW JOB! HECTOR Who is Howard? ANNIE Bridgets boss. BRIDGET Ah, he is so rich, hes so clever and he wants to see me!!
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He might offer me a promotion! What shall I wear? I have nothing to wear! No, wrong! Huh! So last season. Bet Howard cant ride a motorbike. Nope! He does give Bridget promotion, although I have heard? Howard has a nickname! What was I thinking?! What? An octopus! An octopus?! Oh, the octo-pus! Is he meeting her alone? Yes. No, no! Bridget needs help! We must stop her! I have an idea. Why dont you eat here? No! Yes, then we can both talk to your boss about your new job! Where, here? No, no way. I could cook for you! Huh! Definitely not, no! And I could be your waiter! Mmm. I want to be your waiter. Yeah, OK then, but be serious! But dont worry, we will help you get your promotion. Leave it to us! Nadia. Hector wants a job. I am going - to look for a job. But its difficult. What can he do? He cant work in a launderette and he cant work as a gardener. My plant! Hmm. He cant work as a cook, but then we saw the job for Hector, a waiter. A waiter? Yeah you know. And Bridgets boss, Howard wants to take her out to dinner tonight. I wonder why? OK, Hector, you are the waiter, so you must set the table. Yes, I have set the table, but there is one problem. A problem? The table is too small. The table is too small?

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Yes, look. Hector, this is set for twelve courses! Dinner at home is always like this. Oh yes! You are a million You are a millionaire. This is just a little dinner for Bridgets boss - OK? HECTOR OK. NICK OK. I am a customer! HECTOR Where would you like to sit? NICK Hmm. Here. HECTOR Oh, I The bill. NICK Not yet! The menu first! HECTOR Oh, sorry, erm The menu. NICK Forget the menu. What have you got today? HECTOR To eat? NICK To eat. HECTOR Today, as dish of the day, I have a delicious hot cat. NICK A hot cat?! Thats a hot dog. HECTOR Ah! Hot cat, hot dog! Cat, hot NICK Oh no! ANNIE Oh, hows it going? HECTOR Great! Nick is a good teacher. ANNIE Lets see. NICK Ah-ah, Hectors cafe is now closed. HECTOR and ANNIE Oh!! ANNIE Ill get it. DELIVERY MAN Delivery, Miss Evans and Miss Taylor. ANNIE Oh, Thank you! Bridget, look! BRIDGET Oh! For lovely Annie from H. ANNIE For beautiful Bridget from H. Whos H? BRIDGET Oh, it must be Howard! Oh, what is it! ANNIE Oh, Bridget! Look, its Carinas dress! But how did he guess?! BRIDGET Oh, hes a clever man! Anyway, its not Carinas dress now, its Bridgets dress! Oh, thank you Howard! ANNIE Oh Bridget, isnt your boss kind! But, why did he buy me one? BRIDGET Oh, Ive told him all about you! BRIDGET Chrissy, Howard, my boss is coming to dinner! BRIDGET Me, dinner, tonight! He wants to talk to me about a new job. Im so excited. BRIDGET Hes so clever and he wants to see me! He even sent me a dress! BRIDGET Thank you Howard! Ah! NICK His nickname is The Octopus.
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The octopus! Ugh! Anyway - Hector and I will prepare and serve a good dinner this evening. NICK We will help you get your promotion. NICK Wow! BRIDGET OK, Nick?! NICK Yeah. Hot. The soup, hot. HECTOR Ah-ah-ah-ah. The soup is hot. NICK Thank you Hector. BRIDGET Hes here. Good evening Howard. HOWARD Ah Bridget, my princess! BRIDGET Please come in. HOWARD Bridget, you look divine. Oh, this must be An-nie. Are you sisters? Such beauty! HOWARD The dresses are exquisite! ANNIE Oh BRIDGET and ANNIE Thank you. BRIDGET Thank you. HOWARD Dont thank me, its a privilege! ANNIE Oh and this of course is Nick. NICK Hi. BRIDGET And this is Hector. Hes from Argentina. HECTOR Hello. HOWARD Argentina. Do you have a cow? HECTOR Two million! HOWARD What? HECTOR My parents own two million cows. BRIDGET Ah yes, thank you Hector. Hectors English is a little HOWARD Weird! Never mind, Ector. HOWARD So Bridget. What a beautiful apartment, for a beautiful lady. HECTOR Dinner is served! NICK Hector, go on! HECTOR Today, we have sick pea soup. HOWARD Mmm, sick pea soup, my favourite! BRIDGET Chick pea, chick pea! HECTOR Chick pea soup. HOWARD This guy is great! Where did you find him?! Sick pea soup! Mind you, it does look like - ugh! Sorry Nick! HECTOR Main course. Teeth casserole. HOWARD Teeth casserole? BRIDGET Beef, beef. HECTOR Oh sorry, beef casserole! HOWARD I bet the beef is as hard as teeth! A dinner with bite! Oh! Sorry, Nick! So Bridget, you would like a better job?
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Well Howard, I, I Are you willing to work harder, hah? You stupid idiot! Sorry, erm ! And Bridget, with your good looks What a creep! Ay! Its cold! Ector! I want hot coffee! He wants hot coffee. Then he will have hot coffee! So - by the age of twenty, I had fifty people working for me. Fascinating! My father said? if you want more money, you must work hard! Ay! You have poisoned me! You fool, you stupid boy! Stupid! Dont you dare talk to my friend Hector like that! Oh, what is he? Is he your boyfriend or something?! He is ? A kind and clever and lovely man, which is something that you will never, ever be! So you can keep your job, you creep! And well send you back the dresses! What dresses? Oh, these dresses, the ones you bought Annie and me! I did not buy those dresses. I would not spend money on you! Hah! Goodbye Howard! Youve lost your job! Well too late, I quit!! Howard said he did not buy the dresses. So who did? If H isnt for Howard? Then H is for Hector! You, but why did you buy the dresses? To say thank you. But theyre so expensive. Where did you get the money? I - found it. Well, these expensive dresses must go back to the shop. Yes they must! But not until tomorrow. Thats right, lets go clubbing! Come on, Nick! Hector! See you later, boys! Hector, you are a true, true friend. Money is not everything. So, what did you buy me? What do you think? I love you, I love you! Hmm! One moment. You didnt buy me a bike, you didnt buy me a bike, you didnt buy

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me a bike. You didnt buy me a bike. HECTOR OK! NICK Thanks, Hector. Its really, really HECTOR Its OK Nick. NICK Hop on, Ill give you a lift. HECTOR Hey NICK Hey, so do you still want to be a waiter? HECTOR No, I want to be like you, Nick, a stunt man! NICK and HECTOR Aaah!! COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA!Nick gets a job on TV. Annie loves watching TV. And why does Hector want to learn to cook? EXTRA, dont miss it!

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Episode 5: A Star is Born

COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina. The girls like Hector because he is phwoarrr! and Nick likes Hector because he is rich and Hector likes Nick because he is one crazy guy! Stand by for EXTRA!

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VOICES ON TELEVISION I can't live without you. I love you. I love you too, but it's for the best. It's finished. Oh, but darling, no. I'll die without you. ANNIE No, she can't! BRIDGET No, she cant! Hes too good looking! ANNIE And her husbands so awful! VOICE ON TELEVISION I'm sorry, I'm more sorry than... BRIDGET Its your turn. ANNIE Hello? A message for who? Rock Thrust? I'm sorry, but I think you have the wrong number. That's OK. Bye. BRIDGET Well, who was that? ANNIE Someone wanted Rock Thrust. BRIDGET Rock Thrust? What a stupid name. ANNIE I know. Who would have a silly name like that? NICK Go, go, go, go, go! It's a raid! HECTOR Don't move. Legs in the air. NICK Hands. Not legs, hands in the air. HECTOR Oh, sorry. Hands in the air. BRIDGET Hello Nick. ANNIE Hello Hector. NICK How did you know it was us? ANNIE Oh, lucky guess. BRIDGET Great. It's like Piccadilly Circus here on a Friday night. This apartment is very busy. Crazy phone calls, crazy names and now the FBI! NICK So Bridget, darling, any messages for me? BRIDGET What do you mean, messages? Who do you think I am? Your secretary? This is not your apartment. You do not live here. I never have any privacy. NICK But they cut off my telephone. BRIDGET That's not my problem. You should pay your bills. HECTOR Sorry, Bridget. BRIDGET And Hector, you live with Nick now. Please knock on the door. Now I want to be alone! NICK Well, that went well. What's wrong with her?
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ANNIE Nick, what day is it? NICK Wednesday. ANNIE And what time is it? HECTOR I know. Half past six. ANNIE So... NICK and HECTOR So... ANNIE So what's on television? NICK Oh, Love's True Dream. HECTOR Love's True Dream. What is that? NICK "Oh, Alberto, Alberto! I love you, I love you", "And I love you too, Penelope". Bridget's favourite programme. ANNIE Yeah, and mine. HECTOR Oh, really, Annie? Why? ANNIE Because it's about the simple love of a boy from Argentina and a girl from England. HECTOR Huh? ANNIE The simple love of a boy from Argentina and a girl from England. HECTOR Nice. ANNIE Oh, Hector! I love this advert. HECTOR What is it? ANNIE It's for chocolate mousse - shhh! "Chocolate so smooth it will melt a beautiful lady's heart. Chocolate mousse, the chocolate dessert for lov-ers". Hmmm, I love chocolate mousse. Hey! This advert's good too. "Oooh, popcorn in the microwave, popcorn in just seconds, popcorn in your tummy, they're pop-tastic!" HECTOR And do you like popcorn, Annie? ANNIE Oh yeah, especially pop-tastic popcorn. HECTOR Well, we don't have pop-tastic popcorn in Argentina, but we make great popcorn. ANNIE Yeah? HECTOR Yes, I'll make it in the frying pan. NICK Oh yes! Yes, great! I've got the part, I've got the part! HECTOR Wow, man! That is great! ANNIE What is it? NICK Let's just say that my face will be on your television every night at 6 o'clock in front of a huge audience. HECTOR O-ho! "Ladies and gentleman, a star is born!". ANNIE Oh, Nick, that's fantastic! HECTOR Ha-ha! This is it, Nick. Today, London, tomorrow, Hollywood. NICK I'd just like to thank my parents, my brothers and sisters, my dog, ...... and of course my adorable girlfriend, Bridget. BRIDGET Huh! I don't think so. Anyway, what's going on?
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Oh, it's wonderful news, Bridget. Nick is going to be on television. Well, tell us, Nick, what is it? Well, it's on every night. It'll be hot. Sometimes it'll be stormy, so will you still love me when I'm a superstar? Yes, Nick, and I'm going to help you to be a great superstar. Yes! Lesson number one: This is how all superstars make a big exit. Goodbye, Nick. See you at the Oscars. Annie? Uh-huh? I really think you're watching too many adverts. What do you mean, too many adverts? Well, remember Chunky Chunks? Oh, Chunky Chunks. "Hello and welcome to the Chunky Chunks challenge! Nick, in front of you are two plates and all you have to do is tell me which plate is Chunky Chunks - A or B. Ready? OK. This is Plate A." Hmm. "Good. And this is Plate B." Huh. "OK, Nick. Which plate do you think was Chunky Chunks? A or B?" Well, they both smelled great. "Correct! Well done! Both plates were Chunky Chunks!" By the way, Annie. Uh-huh? What are Chunky Chunks? Dog food, of course. Do you see what I mean? I think so. What's that noise? Oh, Annie's popcorn. My popcorn? Yes, I wanted to make popcorn just for you. Oh Hector, thank you. Oh, you are sweet. I like popcorn too, Hector. This apartment is very busy! Crazy phone calls for a stranger called Rock Thrust. Rock Thrust? What a stupid name! I know! Hector and Nick come in without knocking! Go, go, go, go, go! And Annie is crazy about adverts! "Popcorn in your tummy, they're pop-tastic!" ... ... guess what? I've got the part. Man, that is great!

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I'm gonna be a star! My own show, every night at 6 o'clock in front of a huge audience! HECTOR Today, London, tomorrow, Hollywood. NICK Ah, I co-starred with Russell Crowe in this one. HECTOR You, in Gladiator? Wow, Nick, I didn't realise. What were you? NICK The centurion. HECTOR Which centurion? NICK Ah! Here it is. There, that's me, on the ground. HECTOR Huh! A dead centurion. NICK Yeah, good, eh? I had some words, but they were cut. HECTOR What did you say? NICK "Nwrraaahhh!" Hey, but now I've got the whole script just for me on television every night. HECTOR Nick, tell me, what is it? NICK It's my show. When I'm a star, I will not forget you, my friend. VOICE ON TELEVISION ...Join me at 5.30 PM today when I'll show you how to make a delicious chocolate mousse, a dessert for lovers. You'll need chocolate, eggs and butter. And don't forget the way to a heart is through the stomach. HECTOR The way to the heart is through the stomach. What does that mean? NICK It means if you want a girlfriend, cook for her. HECTOR I want to learn how to cook. ANNIE Anyway, what do you mean by I watch too many adverts? BRIDGET Well, remember when you wanted us to change our washing powder? ANNIE Oh, ho! "Hello there. As a mother, I must fight different stains every day. Tomato ketchup. Chocolate - huh! Gravy. And egg. But help is here! I will wash one shirt in ordinary washing powder and the other in new Zap! So, the shirt washed in normal washing powder is - oh! - still dirty, but the shirt washed in new Zap is Oh! BRIDGET Annie, have you seen my red T-shirt anywhere? ANNIE Oops! BRIDGET See what I mean? HECTOR Oh, hello, Bridget. BRIDGET Hello, Hector. HECTOR Oh, hi, Annie. NICK Oh, thank you. Yes, I know. HECTOR Do you know where Nick is? BRIDGET No, we've just arrived. NICK I'm a great actor. ANNIE I think I know where Nick is. NICK .....Would love to do the part, but I'm too busy. No, it's not the money, but I don't need 15 million quid. Look, talk to my agent, Bridget, huh?
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I have an idea. Oh, so Robert de Niro said yes already. Hmm, well... hello? Hello? Nick Jessop? Yeah. I have an executive from Warner Brothers on the line for you. Right. Hello Nick. You are very big in England. What are you working on now? NICK Hi. Well, it's something that all of England watches. It's the... You can laugh, but tomorrow night at 6 o'clock, you will see that Nick from next door has star quality and then Spielberg will call. Now excuse me, I must learn my line. ANNIE You know how much l love adverts. Do you remember my Chunky Chunks? Hello and welcome to the Chunky Chunks challenge!And Zap! New Zap! My favourite advert right now is for chocolate mousse. Chocolate mousse, the chocolate dessert for lovers. CHARLOTTE [TV VOICE] Hello all you gorgeous chefs. And welcome to Charlottes Kitchen. Today - hmmm! - chocolate mousse, a dessert for lovers. First, take some chocolate. HECTOR Chocolate. CHARLOTTEAnd melt it over hot water. HECTOR Melt? Oh! Over hot water. CHARLOTTENow, my darlings, you must separate the eggs into two bowls. HECTOR Separate the eggs? CHARLOTTESeparate the yolk from the white. HECTOR Oh, the, the... ANNIE Hector? HECTOR Ah, hello, Annie. CHARLOTTEMix the yolk and the chocolate. Add the butter. And now for the fun - whisking! I love whisking, don't you? HECTOR Oh, whisking? ANNIE Ah! You need Annie's magic whisk. HECTOR Yes, please. CHARLOTTENearly finished, my darlings. Finally, add the whites to the chocolate and put it in the fridge. And in 30 minutes, this delicious chocolate mousse will be ready for your lover to taste - hmm! HECTOR And put it in the fridge - mwahh! BRIDGET Why Hector, who's the lucky lady? I think I know! Hmm! Chocolate mousse, my favourite dessert. ANNIE Nick!! What time is it?! HECTOR Six o'clock. ANNIE Quick! Change channels! VOICE ON TELEVISION It's 6 o'clock and time for the weather with Rock Thrust!
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With Rock Thrust. Oh, me. Oh, Im ready. The weather? Rock Thrust? Nick! Hi! I'm Rock Thrust. And here is the weather - big smile. And here is the weather. In the south, it will be hot. (Sun, sun.) Oh, sorry. Hot. So put on your beach clothes. And in the west, it'll be windy. And in the east, it will rain, so don't forget your umbrella - ha! And there could be some..., Oh, no, not lightning. Ha! And that's the weather with me, Rock Thrust. Ah, come in and sit down. Close your eyes. Now, are you ready for a taste of paradise? Chocolate so smooth it will melt a beautiful lady's heart. Ready? Hmmm! "Chocolate mousse, the chocolate dessert for lovers". Oh, Hector, that was so much fun! I love doing adverts, especially with your delicious chocolate mousse. Oh, I'm glad you like it. Well, hello! It's Rock Thrust. Would you like your messages, Mr Thrust? As your agent, I take 10 per cent. Oh, poor Nick. You must be very tired now. Yeah, I am. Working in television must be exhausting. Yes, because I had to run all the way from the studio. Run? Why? Because I was chased.

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COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA, Bridget wins the Lottery, Nick finds love at the traffic lights and why does Hector become a dustman? EXTRA, don't miss it.

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Episode 6: Bridget Wins the Lottery

COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina. Annie fancies Nick, but Nick fancies Bridget who fancies Hector, but guess what - Hector fancies Annie. Mmm, how are they going to solve their problems? Stand by for EXTRA! BRIDGET BRIDGET Taurus: "Today you will have a change in career which will give you more money." More money! Ohhh! It's my lucky day. Now where was I? 99, 100. Good, that's done. Now the cushions. In my special order: orange, pink, purple... Hi, Bridget. Oh, hi Hector. Red. Hi, Annie. I'm just Bridget, no! It's OK, Bridget, you didn't see it. You didn't see it! What are you wearing? Take it off! What? Your shirt, it's that colour. Take it off. This shirt? What is wrong with the colour? What's wrong with yell Ahhh! Don't say it! Don't say that colour. Just take it off and throw it out! OK, OK. Done? Done. Bridget must not see anybody wearing that colour. Why? Because that colour - urghhh! - is very unlucky for me and today is Lotto day! Lotto day. What's The Lottery. I pick 5 numbers. My numbers are: 66, 11, 89, 18 and 69. If my numbers are the same as the Lottery numbers on television, I win millions! I've never heard of it. Bridget gets very excited. Oh. But I know how to keep calm. Yoga. So, there we are, Hector. Great. I am going shopping. Do you need anything? Yes. Could you get my dress from the dry cleaner's, please? Dry cleaner's? OK.

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The blue ticket is on the board. Oh. Got it. See you later, Bridget. 4-6-4-7. Hector! Hi, Nick. I've just been to see Bridget. Yes, I can see. Anyway, where are you going? Oh, I am going shopping. Ah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Come in here. 7-9-4-6-4-6-4-7. 7-9-4-6-4-6-4-7. Pen, pen, I need a aha! pen. 7-9-4-6-4-6-4-7. Paper. Paper! 7-9-4-6-4-6-4-7. Hoo! Thanks, Hector. HECTOR What is it? NICK Aha! Today I met a girl called Emily. She is very beautiful - long blonde hair, big HECTOR Yes? NICK blue eyes, and she is crazy about me. HECTOR Where did you meet her? NICK She was in her sports car. At the traffic lights. HECTOR Oh! NICK I asked her for a lift. She said No. but she shouted her phone number, 7-9-4-6-4-6-4-7. HECTOR Oh, I see. NICK Mwahh, ha-ha-ha! Hey! Maybe she has a friend or a sister. HECTOR Wow, yeah! NICK Let's go out. Today is my lucky day. VOICE ON TELEVISION Now it's time for the National Lottery. BRIDGET Oh good. Is this my lucky day? VOICE ON TELEVISION And the numbers are BRIDGET Yes? Oh, hello, Mother. Yes, well, I'm a bit busy. Can I call you - back? Ahhh! I've won! Mum! I've won! I must go. VOICE ON TELEVISION And those were this week's lucky numbers. BRIDGET Oh, whooaaaahhhhhh! ANNIE What is it? BRIDGET Annie! Ahhhhh! ANNIE Bridget, I can't understand you! BRIDGET Annie, I have won the National Lottery! BRIDGET and ANNIE Aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! Whooahhhhhhh! BRIDGET From now on, it will be a life of luxury. Designer clothes! ANNIE Exotic holidays! BRIDGET Luxury homes! The very best restaurants! ANNIE Or mixing with the stars! BRIDGET But of course I will give a lot of money to charity. No more work, no more bosses. In fact Ill call now and resign.
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VOICEMAIL MESSAGE Hello, this is Harry Bowler. Leave a message and I'll ring you back. BRIDGET Harry, it's Bridget. I resign! I quit! I'm off! Keep your job. Goodbye! ANNIE Oh dear. BRIDGE From now on, no more bosses for Bridget. Bridget is the boss! Now I'll just get my lucky little ticket. BRIDGET Ah!! ANNIE What is it? BRIDGET My Lottery ticket has disappeared. ANNIE What?! BRIDGET But the dry cleaning ticket is still there. Hector has taken the wrong ticket. We'll go to the dry cleaner's. BRIDGET Today was Lottery day and, as usual, I did exactly the same thing to bring me luck. I brushed my hair 100 times? 99, 100. I arranged the cushions in my special order. I did my yoga. ANNIE Guess what? The good news is, Bridget has won the Lottery. BRIDGET and ANNIE Ahhhhhhhh! ANNIE The bad news is, her winning Lottery ticket has disappeared. Bridget asked Hector to collect her dry cleaning, but Hector took the wrong ticket! HECTOR Got it! ANNIE Oh dear! Poor Bridget! BRIDGET My Lottery ticket has disappeared. HECTOR and NICK Hey . Hey . Ay!!! HECTOR Hey, Nick, that waitress really likes you. NICK Two girls in one day. Call me Mr. Irresistible, ooh-oh! Hi, girls. HECTOR Hi, Bridget. Oops! Your dress, Bridget. I forgot, sorry. I, how did you collect the cleaning when I had the ticket? BRIDGET No, Hector - darling. You have the wrong ticket. HECTOR I have the wrong ticket? BRIDGET You have the wrong ticket. Now give it to me. HECTOR Yes, I have it here, Bridget. BRIDGET You have got the ticket, Hector. HECTOR Yes, I have got the ticket, Bridget. I have lost the ticket. BRIDGET You have lost the ticket, Hector? HECTOR I have lost the ticket, Bridget. NICK You've lost the ticket, Hector? You can't have lost the ticket! Emily's number is on the back! BRIDGET Oh-wah-wah-ah!! HECTOR Are you OK, Bridget? BRIDGET The ticket you took from the board was not the dry cleaning ticket. It was my Lottery ticket. My winning Lottery ticket. HECTOR Oh. BRIDGET I am a multimillionaire. But with no ticket!
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And you, you can stop smiling, because this is your fault too! ANNIE OK! Nick! Hector! Where have you been? HECTOR Well, first we went to the CD shop. NICK No, no, no. First we went to Leo's Cafe. Remember the waitress? HECTOR Oh yeah! She was BRIDGET Yes, and? HECTOR Then we went to the CD shop. NICK Then we went to Cool Man. HECTOR And then we went to the motorbike showroom. NICK Yeah! BRIDGET Stop! So, you are going back to look for it! HECTOR and NICK Yes, ma'am! BRIDGET And don't come back until you've found it, OK? HECTOR & NICK OK! BRIDGET The ticket must be claimed by 10 o'clock tonight. Now get going! HECTOR & NICK Yeah, BRIDGET Understood? HECTOR and NICK Understood! ANNIE Cancer: "Today there is trouble at home." BRIDGET Grrrrr!!! ANNIE You can say that again! NICK OK, Hector. I hope you find the ticket. See you later. HECTOR Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going? NICK Well, I am going to the traffic lights. Emily might return. I can't ring her, because her number is on the lost ticket, remember? HECTOR Yeah, but what shall I do? NICK Look for the ticket, of course. HECTOR Yeah, but what shall I say? NICK Well, you say, OK, I am the shopkeeper. You are you. HECTOR Great! NICK Great. HECTOR Good afternoon. NICK Good afternoon. HECTOR I have lost my ticket. NICK What sort of ticket? HECTOR Oh, my winning Lottery ticket. NICK Oh, your winning, wait a moment. You can't say, "I have lost my winning Lottery ticket". HECTOR Why not? NICK Because if they know it is a winning Lottery ticket, they will keep the money, they will hide it. HECTOR Oh. NICK So you must be someone else.
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Who? Ha! Someone who can search the rubbish bins. Search the rubbish bins? That's it! A dustman. Dustman? Yeah! A dustman can search the rubbish bins. Ha! Great idea, Nick. Yeah, great idea, Nick. Come on! You need to prepare! What a day! I met a girl called Emily at the traffic lights - she's crazy about me! And she gave me her telephone number. Unfortunately I wrote her number on Bridget's Lottery ticket which Hector lost. (Emily's number is on the back!) BRIDGET So I told them, "Don't come back until you find it. Now get going! HECTOR and NICK Yeah-yeah-yeah!!!! HECTOR Hello? BRIDGET Hello? Hector? HECTOR Hello, Bridget. BRIDGET Have you found the ticket? HECTOR No, not yet. BRIDGET Well, where's Nick? HECTOR At the traffic lights. BRIDGET What?! At the traffic lights? Well, call me when you've found the ticket! HECTOR Right! ANNIE Leo: Today you will have a big surprise. Your life will be turned upside-down. BRIDGET Ohhh!!! BRIDGET Well? NICK Well. ANNIE Well? NICK Well, what? BRIDGET Any luck? NICK Well, yes and no. BRIDGET Yes and no? NICK Hmm. The bad news is, I didn't find her. BRIDGET Who? NICK Emily. BRIDGET Emily who? NICK Emily, the girl at the traffic lights. BRIDGET Oh. NICK The good news is BRIDGET Yes? NICK I made 50 cleaning windscreens. BRIDGET Ahhh! Where's Hector?
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Where's my ticket? Oh, look at the time. It's ten to ten! Ten to ten? I haven't fed Charlie. Oh, where is Charlie? I must find him. NICK Charlie was asleep on my bed this afternoon. ANNIE Oh, thanks Nick. Oh, there you are, Charlie. Charlie? What's this? Ohhhh! Ohhhhh! Bridget! Bridget! I found it! Your ticket! BRIDGET What?! NICK Where? ANNIE On Nick's bed. NICK Who? BRIDGET On Nick's bed! Well, give it to me. NICK No, give it to me! BRIDGET It's my Lottery ticket. NICK Emily's number's on the back! BRIDGET It's mine! NICK Give it to me! ANNIE It's OK, it's OK. I'll stick it back together. BRIDGET and NICK Grrrrrrrrrr! ANNIE Done! Ha! Oh, hi Hector. Oh, poor Hector. I've just found the ticket on Nick's bed. Isn't it exciting? BRIDGET Thank you! Ha! Now I can claim my money! ANNIE Oh, poor Hector. Ive just found the ticket on Nicks bed. Isnt it exciting! HECTOR Yeah, great. NICK I can call Emily now! HECTOR Oh, great! NICK When Bridget has finished. HECTOR Great. ANNIE Shh! Shh! BRIDGET Hello! I'd like to claim my prize money, please. My numbers are: 66, 11, 89, 18 and 69. What?! What do you mean, they're not the winning numbers? Well, what are your numbers then? Well, 69, 81, 68, 11 and 99? But how? HECTOR Hey, I know what happened. Bridget, what were you doing while watching the Lottery? BRIDGET My yoga. HECTOR Aha! Which position? BRIDGET This one. HECTOR Exactly. These are your numbers, but this way. BRIDGET Ohhh!! ANNIE Oh, bravo, Hector. HECTOR Hey, it was nothing. NICK Aha! Emily's number. 7-9-4-6-4-6-4-7. Aha, it's ringing. Helloooo. ANNIE
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Is Emily there? No? Who are you? Jack's Taxis? Emily! You tricked me! Oh, what an unlucky day. Well, it can't get any worse. Yes, it can. The phone call. My job. We must get that tape back Now! And I know just the man for the job. HECTOR & NICK Oh no! BRIDGET & ANNIE Oh yes! HECTOR Nick, should we be here? NICK It's OK. Bridget said it was OK. HECTOR Look! There is the answerphone. NICK Quick, get the tape! SECURITY GUARD Security! Who's there? BRIDGET COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA, Bridget's twin comes to stay, Hector asks Annie on a date and why is Bridget being so nice, or is she? EXTRA, don't miss it.

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Episode 7: The Twin

COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina.Nick likes chasing girls and wants to be an actor. Bridget fancies Hector, but Hector only has eyes for Annie, so how does Annie feel about that? Find out in EXTRA. BRIDGET "I got the photos, thanks. Your friends look cute. Do they know about me?" "Well, they know I have a sister, but they don't know I have an identical twin!" "Well, don't tell them and we'll have some fun. I'll see you on the 16th of June. My plane lands at 3. I'll get a taxi from the airport. Love you, Chrissy." HECTOR No, mama, no es BRIDGET and HECTOR Mothers! HECTOR My mother thinks I am 10 years old. BRIDGET My Mum treats me like a baby too. HECTOR My Mum doesn't understand me. BRIDGET My Mum doesn't understand me, but Chrissy is perfect. HECTOR Who is Chrissy? BRIDGET Oh, she's my sister. BRIDGET Oh, excuse me. Hi? Oh, hello Mother. Yes Mother, I have remembered shes arriving today. HECTOR Oh, hi Nick. I've come to get my weights. NICK Ah, Mr Romero. Take off your trousers and like down, please. HECTOR Pardon, Nick? NICK Ah, please, call me Doctor Jessop. HECTOR Doctor Jessop? NICK Hector, I want a part in the TV show Hospital Fever. I need to practise. Anyway, women love men in white coats. HECTOR Really? NICK Ha-ha-ha! So, where does it hurt? HECTOR Where does what hurt? NICK You are my patient so you must hurt somewhere. HECTOR OK, oh, my arm, my arm hurts. NICK Your leg or your arm? Leg, arm, arm, leg. HECTOR Oh, OK, my leg, my leg. NICK OK. Sit down please, Mr Romero. Hmm, cross your legs. Ha! Now, don't worry, Mr Romero, this won't hurt at all. Arrgghhhh! Oooh, oooh! HECTOR Sorry, Nick, it was an accident. NICK OK. You have good reflexes. HECTOR Good.
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NICK Now, Mr Romero, please say "Ah!" HECTOR Huh? NICK Mmm! I thought so. HECTOR What? NICK You had cornflakes for breakfast. HECTOR Oh. NICK Now I must give you an injection. HECTOR An injection? NICK Yes, an injection. BRIDGET It's open. CHRISSY Ta-daaa! BRIDGET Chrissy!! You're early. Come in, come in! BRIDGET and CHRISSY Twinnies! CHRISSY Oh Bridget, darling, it's lovely to see you. BRIDGET And you, Chrissy. How was your flight? CHRISSY Great, but can you believe it, they lost my luggage. BRIDGET Incredible. Oh Chrissy, look at you. You never change. You're still a teenager. CHRISSY Oh, didn't we have fun then. BRIDGET Yeah, at school. CHRISSY "It wasn't me Miss, it was Bridget!" BRIDGET "It wasn't me Miss, it was Chrissy!" We shared everything. CHRISSY Yes, we did. "He loves me." BRIDGET "No, he loves me, me, me!" Anyway, here we are now. CHRISSY Bridget, do you have some clothes I could borrow? I travelled in this dress. I need something more comfortable. BRIDGET Something like this? I bought two for the price of one. CHRISSY Bridget, this looks really good. BRIDGET Great. HECTOR Sorry, I can't exercise. I've hurt my back. CHRISSY Why, Hector. You are so muscular. HECTOR Oh, thanks. How is your Mum? CHRISSY She is such a good friend. She really understands me. HECTOR But I thought that NICK It's OK. I'm here. Where's the emergency? CHRISSY Well, hello, Nick, the actor. Ooh, I love doctors. CHRISSY Excuse me. Hello? Hello, Mummy. NICK This is it! Women love doctors. Bridget can't resist me. HECTOR Really? NICK Hey, darling, come to Nick. CHRISSY See you soon, Mummy. Love you lots. Bye! So Doctor, where were we? Ooh, I think I have a temperature. NICK Madam, I think I can help. Tell me where it hurts. ANNIE Hi, Hector! Hi, Nick! Hi, Bridget!
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Annie, darling! How are you? Doesn't Nick look good as a doctor? Yes, he looks very, very good. Now you must excuse me, I must do my make-up. Ooooh! Guess what? My twin sister Chrissy has arrived from Australia. She lost her luggage, so she has borrowed my clothes. That's it! Women love doctors! Today I practised for a part as a doctor and Bridget couldn't resist me! Bridget is in a really strange mood today. A moment ago, she said that her mother was her best friend. So? But an hour ago, she said that her mother treated her like a baby. I am confused. I wonder what Bridget was like when she was younger. I wonder what Annie was like. I wonder what Nick was like. Nick? Huh! I know what Hector was like. Anyway, I must continue rehearsing as Doctor Jessop, especially as Bridget loves doctors so much. Aha! Ohhh! Nick only likes Bridget, Bridget, Bridget. Am I interrupting? No. Yes. Excuse me! But why? Nick never notices me. Ohhh! And he looks so handsome in his doctor's coat. Really? Aha! Sweet! But I thought that Your faces! Are you two ? No! Yes. Aw, but you look so nice together. So Hector, are you and Annie dating? Well Come on, Hector. You can tell me. It's not a problem. Really? Really. OK. I really like Annie. Go on. But she doesn't notice me. Well, ask her on a date. Well, should I? OK. Oh, and Hector, when I was at the airport today, I found this magazine.

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HECTOR Airport? CHRISSY Is this you? Are you this rich boy, Hector? HECTOR Yeah, but please, don't tell Annie. CHRISSY Oh, you want her to like you, not your money. HECTOR Yeah. CHRISSY That is so sweet. Well, don't you worry. Your secret is safe with me. HECTOR Oh, thanks. HECTOR and NICK Oh ow-ow!! HECTOR Bridget is in a really good mood today! NICK Really? Gre-at! Hi! CHRISSY Hi, Nick darling, or Dr Jessop. Would you help me? NICK Sure. CHRISSY Would you move this exercise bike to give me more space? NICK Sure. Yeah. Eeyahh! CHRISSY Oh, you're so strong. NICK I need a drink. Would you like one? CHRISSY Yes, please. NICK Aha! Bridget, darling. Have you finished, because now we can make a little sweet music of our own, darling. BRIDGET In your dreams, Nick. NICK Huh? BRIDGET Who moved my bike? NICK I did, because you BRIDGET Well, move it back then - if you're strong enough. HECTOR Aha! HECTOR Dr Romero, at your service. ANNIE Ooh, hello! BRIDGET Oh, Hector you look great! Oh, I love doctors. ANNIE Im fed up. Nick only likes Bridget! Bridget! Bridget! But dear Hector comforts me, he is so kind. And Bridget is in a strange mood today. First she said, [Am I interrupting?] then two minutes later she said, [Sweet!] Its like two different people! NICK First she asked me to move her bike: ["Would you move this exercise bike to give me more space?"] then one minute later, she told me to put it back again: ["Who moved my bike?"] Huh! Women! HECTOR Hi, Annie. ANNIE Oh, hi, Hector. Hector, think of a card. HECTOR OK, ace of diamonds. ANNIE No, don't tell me. HECTOR Annie? ANNIE Yes, Hector? HECTOR I have something to ask you. ANNIE Yes, Hector? HECTOR The thing is, do you like to come to the cinema tomorrow night with me?
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Pardon? Would you like to come to the cinema tomorrow night - with me? Oh, well, yes, I'd like to. OK. See you then. So Annie, did Hector ask you out? To the cinema, yes. Do you want to come? Of course not! Have a great time! I wonder which film we should see. When? When I go to the cinema with Hector, of course. What? You and Hector are going to the cinema? I don't believe it. Phew, I'm starving! Hmm! These are my favourite biscuits. I think there are some good films on now, Annie. BRIDGET All the films are rubbish at the moment anyway. I'm starving. Ecchh! I hate these biscuits. CHRISSY Now I must phone the airport. ANNIE Ohhhh! CHRISSY What is it, Annie? ANNIE I don't understand. If you are there, then who is in the bathroom? What?!! BRIDGET What? Ahhhhhhhh! Annie, what are you doing? ANNIE But you're, you're ! BRIDGET Twins. ANNIE Bridget, I didnt know! BRIDGET This is my twin sister Chrissy. Didn't I tell you about her? ANNIE Ahh! Now I understand. So Nick and Hector don't know that you are twins. BRIDGET No, I don't think so. You know, we could have some fun with this ANNIE Maybe a magic trick? Hector! Nick! Come in! You are just in time to see my new magic trick. Take a seat. HECTOR Wow, I can't wait. ANNIE Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, just gentlemen. Today I will make my lovely assistant Bridget disappear! Enter, Bridget! NICK and HECTOR Whoo-whoooo! Whoo-whoooo! ANNIE OK, Bridget, in you go. Bridget. Bridget! I will make Bridget disappear from this box and appear in this box. NICK Oh, this I must see. ANNIE Now a tap with the magic wand. NICK and HECTOR Hey! Hey! ANNIE Which means that the first box is empty. NICK and HECTOR Whooo! Hey! ANNIE Bridget, you are moving quickly today. Let's just check that the other box is empty. HECTOR Hey! She's going round the back. ANNIE OK, gentlemen, place your bets, please.
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Which box do you think Bridget is in? The box on the left. No, no, the box on the right. OK. Let's see. A drum roll, please. Gentlemen, applause, please, for Bridget and Chrissy! Oh, I think there's something wrong with the audience. Is there a doctor in the house? Bye, Chrissy, come back again! I will, I promise. Bye, Bridget. Oh, Chrissy, I'll miss you. Oh! She forgot her magazine. What?! It can't be! It is! It's Hector!

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COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA, Hector helps build some new shelves, Nick helps build some new shelves, and what happens when the landlady's cousin comes to stay? EXTRA, don't miss it.

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Episode 8: The Londladys Cousin

COMMENTARY This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina. Bridget is interested in Hector, but Hector is very interested in Annie. Annie doesn't know. So will he get close enough to tell her? Find out in EXTRA! ANNIE "Dear Tenants, my cousin, your landlady, is on holiday this week, so I am in charge. The same rules apply: no pets, no parties, no visitors, especially boys. Yours, Eunice Mountain." Eunice Mountain? She sounds terrible! Worse than the tarantula. If thats possible. Do you think shell say no shelves? She can't. They'll look fantastic."The timber shelves in clear lacquered beech veneer with six castors and a TV bench." Ooh! Now, where shall we begin? Annie, it's easy. Rule number one, always read the instructions first. Well, that will only take a week. OK, let's have a drink before we begin. Milk, Annie? Yes, please. I owe you, Nick. There! Well, no milk. Would you like some sparkling water? Right. "I owe you, Nick." "I owe you, Nick." "I owe you, Nick!" How dare he? Aha! Would you like some cola? Thanks, Bridget, I was looking for that. Nick! Huh? Sorry. Add it to the list. Or ask your flat mate to buy your food. Huh? Wow! You didn't know Hector was rich? No. I'll speak to you later! Wow, what are all these boxes? Our new shelves, Hector. I can help you build them. Where are the instructions? Hector, my friend, rule number one: never read the instructions. Ohhh, I see you have a note from our new landlady then. Eunice Mountain! Eunice Mountain. I bet she's the same size. Hello? It's Eunice Mountain. Who am I? I'm Nick, from Flat B. Oh, you want Flat A?

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This is Hello? Yes, this is Flat A. Yes, I am Nick from Flat B. Yes, I know this isn't my flat. EUNICE MOUNTAIN I want to see you downstairs - now! NICK Sorry. OK. Right away. BRIDGET Well? NICK Eunice Mountain wants to see me downstairs now. HECTOR Oh, bad luck, man. ANNIE Oh dear. BRIDGET Ask her if she has any milk, bread and biscuits. NICK Ha-ha ANNIE OK, so: "First open box A and take out shelf number 1." BRIDGET But which is box A? HECTOR This is box C. ANNIE And I've got box D. HECTOR Ah, I've got it. This is shelf number 1. ANNIE No, Hector. This is shelf number 1. BRIDGET No, this is shelf number 1. ANNIE Oh, this is a nightmare. HECTOR OK, Annie, read out the instructions. ANNIE "Put shelf 1 against the wall." Hector, I think the books will fall off. BRIDGET So what's Eunice Mountain like? NICK You know, not bad. HECTOR Are you in trouble? NICK Probably. HECTOR I've got it - put pole B on the left and pole A on the right and the shelf on top. Bridget. BRIDGET Like this, Hector? Have you put up shelves before, Hector? HECTOR Many times. BRIDGET Or do your servants do it for you? NICK I'll do it! HECTOR No, no, no, I'll do it. NICK Drop! Drop! Ha! I laugh at instructions. BRIDGET Oh, that was clever. HECTOR It's OK. I can straighten it. NICK Aha! Stand back and watch the master at work! NICK Da-daaa! ANNIE Oh, well done, Nick. BRIDGET Hmm. HECTOR Wow! BRIDGET So where does this piece go? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hi, I'm Eunice Mountain, your new landlady. BRIDGET Anyway, guess what I have discovered? Hector's family - the Romero Family - is one of the richest in Argentina! Can you believe it?!
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Wow! The good news is: our landlady has gone on holiday! The bad news is: her cousin - Eunice Mountain - is our temporary landlady. She sounds awful. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hi. BRIDGET Hello. I, I, I, I am Bridget, and this is Annie. ANNIE Hello. BRIDGET And this is Hector from Argentina. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Well, hello, Hector. BRIDGET Hector lives next door with Nick. EUNICE MOUNTAIN I've met Nick already, haven't I, Nick. NICK Oh yes, that's right. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hmm, we need to talk about your rent - in private. NICK Gre-at ? uhhh!! HECTOR "Measure the distance between the shelves. Oh. Aha. Annie, hold this, please. Aha, that's it, uh-huh. And this should be it! ANNIE Hector, do you think that's correct? These shelves are for mice. BRIDGET Can I speak to you please, Hector? HECTOR Hmm? BRIDGET So, Hector, one of the richest families in Argentina, the Romero family. There you are, Hector! So why the secret? HECTOR Because I wanted you to like me, not my money. BRIDGET Oh Hector, of course I do. Who else knows? HECTOR Nick. BRIDGET I thought so. HECTOR But not Annie. Don't tell Annie - yet. BRIDGET Why, Hector? HECTOR Because Bridget, I , because BRIDGET Yes? HECTOR Because I - I am in love with Annie. NICK Nick has entered the building! BRIDGET So where are you going looking like John Travolta? EUNICE MOUNTAIN He has a date with me, haven't you, darling. HECTOR Another date? BRIDGET But that's three times this week! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Four. We've been to dinner, to the theatre, to the cinema and last night salsa dancing! BRIDGET Can you salsa? NICK & EUNICE Whooo!!! EUNICE MOUNTAIN I am the salsa queen! BRIDGET Yeah, with two left feet. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Pardon?
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BRIDGET Nothing. HECTOR It sounds great. BRIDGET What is it tonight? Ping pong? NICK Tonight's it's karaoke. EUNICE MOUNTAIN And I am the karaoke queen! Let's go. Bye! I love yo-u-u! BRIDGET "I am the karaoke queen!" I bet she sings like a toad. ANNIE So, Hector, where were we? HECTOR OK, I think I've got it, Annie. EUNICE MOUNTAIN I did knock, but the music was so loud, you didn't hear me. I thought we'd have a little chat. Rule number two: no underwear on the radiator. ANNIE Oh, well, it's dry now. Give it to me. Give it to , thank you. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Let me repeat the rules. No parties and no visitors, especially boys. Especially boys from next door. Especially Nick. He's mine! Get the message? ANNIE Erm, yeah, we get the message. EUNICE MOUNTAIN See you later. Oh, by the way, that shelf is not straight. Bye! BRIDGET Well, I have never! What does she , who does she think she is? ANNIE The landlady's cousin? BRIDGET Oooh, I know that, but no Hector and no Nick? How dare she? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Coo-eee! Coo-eee! HECTOR How is Eunice? HECTOR Problems? NICK She is very nice. HECTOR But? NICK But - she's just not my type. HECTOR What do you mean? NICK Look, presents. More presents. Flowers. More presents. Chocolate. And her energy! I'm exhausted! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Nick! Ooh, Nick! Coo-eee! Let's go dancing! NICK Hector, get rid of her! HECTOR Get rid of her? How? NICK Say something! HECTOR What shall I say? NICK Anything! Tell her I'm not well. I've eaten a hedgehog. I've gone to the moon. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh, Nick, are you in there? NICK Go on! HECTOR OK, OK! Oh, hi. EUNICE MOUNTAIN You're not Nick. HECTOR No. Nick , Nick's hedgehog has gone to the moon. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Pardon? HECTOR Nick's hedgehog is not well. Nick is sad. EUNICE MOUNTAIN So, he must come dancing to make him happy.
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HECTOR No, no! He cannot dance! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Why not? HECTOR He stood on the hedgehog without shoes. Very painful. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh, very messy! HECTOR So he cannot dance. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh, that's a pity. Well, never mind. HECTOR Yeah, sorry. Bye. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Da-da-da-da! You'll just have to come instead! HECTOR Pardon?! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Come on, let's dance! ANNIE Yes, Hector is still building the shelves. I don't know why he is so keen to help! Still, I like it! ANNIE Do you think thats correct? ANNIE And poor Nick! He looks exhausted! He's going out with Eunice. They've been to the theatre, the cinema, a restaurant, a salsa club and a karaoke club. She is the Karaoke Queen! NICK & EUNICE Oooooohhhhhh! ANNIE I don't think Bridget likes her. ANNIE "And tighten the screws." Annie, you are a genius. Hi, Hector. HECTOR Hi, Annie. ANNIE What's the matter? Are you OK? HECTOR I am exhausted. ANNIE What happened? HECTOR Last night, Eunice and I ANNIE Yes? HECTOR She made me ANNIE Yes? HECTOR Go dancing. ANNIE Oh! HECTOR Annie, she dances like a rhinoceros. Whoa! Annie! The shelves! You finished them! ANNIE Oh, just a bit more measuring. HECTOR I will help you. ANNIE Oh. HECTOR Oh. ANNIE Sorry. HECTOR Sorry. ANNIE It's OK. It happens when people work together. So, where were we? Ah! "For the final shelf, take " oh! Hector! Oohhh! NICK Help! Hide me! Wooo!! HECTOR Eunice? NICK Eunice. Oh Bridget, save me! BRIDGET Why? NICK It's Eunice.
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EUNICE MOUNTAIN Nick! Coo-eee! Oh, Nick! NICK Oh, there she is! She's too much! EUNICE MOUNTAIN I know you are in there, Nick. Bridget, Annie, I said no boys. BRIDGET Shall I get rid of her, Nick? NICK Oh, yes, please! But how? BRIDGET I'll think of something. Annie, let Miss Mountain in. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Ah, there you are, Nick. And Hector! Bridget, I thought I said no boys. BRIDGET Yes, you did! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Especially boys from next door. BRIDGET Yes, yes, you did! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Especially BRIDGET Nick, hes mine!! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oooh! Well just wait until I tell my cousin! Oh, by the way, Hector, Ive got a fax for you. HECTOR Oh? Oh, please, give it to me. EUNICE MOUNTAIN It's from your father. It says, "Coming to London to meet the Prime Minister? My jet arrives at midday. Will phone. Father." Ooh! Actually, Hector, I think you're more my type. ANNIE I, I don't think so, Eunice. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh! Goodbye. ANNIE Oh, and don't slam the door. Oop! So Hector, your father is flying to London in his private jet to meet the Prime Minister? BRIDGET Well, they are one of the richest families in Argentina. NICK So Bridget, where were we? BRIDGET No, Nick. NICK Huh? BRIDGET The trick worked. Eunice is gone. HECTOR Annie, I will buy you a million shelves. ANNIE Ooh, well, we better start measuring for them then. HECTOR Oh-ho-ho! COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA, Nick dresses up, Bridget is working hard in television and Hector goes for an audition! EXTRA, don't miss it!

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Episode 9: Jobs for the Boys

COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina. Hector and Annie are dating and Hector's English is getting better and better. Nick fancies Bridget, but, well, Bridget does not fancy Nick. Stand by EXTRA! NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE NICK BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET To be or not to be, that is the question. Whe , oh no! Why is it so dark in here? What's going on? Nick, what are you doing? The sun is shining outside. Oh, hi, Annie. What are you doing? Nothing. Well, stand up then. I can't. Why not? Erm Right, I'm coming over. OK. Oh, nice outfit, Nick! Bridget, look at this! Oh, you can laugh, but one day, I will be a great actor. In fact, I might get a part in a Shakespeare production this week. In your dreams! Did you have a good day at work, Bridget? Oh, I'm so tired. Training with the England football team this morning. Oh, those boys - so cheeky! But they really know what they're talking about. Football? No. Hairstyles and fashion, of course. Anyway, then I had lunch with Kylie Minogue's agent - lovely man. So funny! I'm exhausted. Oh!! Poor Bridget. Euch, I must get changed. Now Bridget's a researcher for Channel Nine, all she talks about is sweet stars. Huh! Bleuhh! It's so boring. Huh? I'll be sweet when I'm famous. Where are they? I thought so... To die... to sleep Nick! ? Are those my tights? No. Huh! Oh yes they are! Oh, these tights. Are they yours, Bridget? I'll speak to you later. Now where's Hector? I have some exciting news for him.

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Oh, hi, Bridget. Hi, sugar-plum! Hi, snugly-puppykins! Hey, nice tights, man! Hector, I have some great news for you. Channel Nine is looking for a television reporter. NICK Ah - I could do that! BRIDGET Not an English reporter. A Latin American who speaks English. HECTOR But I can't speak English very well. BRIDGET Just audition. ANNIE Go on, Hector, the camera will love you. BRIDGET And so will the girls! ANNIE Not all the girls, I hope. HECTOR Well, if you think so, then BRIDGET Ah, Hector, with my help, the job is yours. And my new boss will be very impressed with me. HECTOR OK, Bridget. BRIDGET Right! Let's do some research. Annie, we need CNN. Find it. And Nick? NICK Yes? BRIDGET I want my tights back - now. NICK OK. ANNIE You want your tights back? BRIDGET They are Versace. The remote, please, Annie. NICK Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. ANNIE What's wrong with it? HECTOR I don't know. I think it's broken. BRIDGET Well, we'll have to go to your place then. NICK Ah! There you are. BRIDGET Shhh, Nick. We're watching CNN. We're doing research for Hector's new job! NICK Hector's new job? What about my new job? I need to do research as well. BRIDGET Nick! NICK There! That's better. VOICE ON TELEVISION To be or not to be BRIDGET What's this? NICK Hamlet - a tragedy. ANNIE What's it about? NICK Love. Madness. And murder. Hamlet's father, the king, is killed by Hamlet's uncle, who then marries Hamlet's mother, so Hamlet kills his uncle and his mother and then he dies. BRIDGET That sounds like my family. NICK It's a masterpiece. I'd be great as Hamlet. BRIDGET Oh! My tights! NICK Oh, Bridget, I had an accident.
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Buy me another pair or you will have an accident! Accident or murder?! OK, Bridget. Right, I'm off. Me too. Goodnight, sugar-plum. Night, snuggly-puppykins. Oh, Nick, I am worried. Hector, I know what you mean. When women talk like that, it is time to move on. No, not Annie. This television reporter's job. I don't really think I can do it. Hector, of course you can. What you need is Talent? No! You don't need talent. You need Nick's School for Television Reporters. Nick's School for Television Reporters? Yeah! I will teach you to be a television reporter. OK! OK. Rule number one: imagine you are talking to a beautiful woman. "Good evening, this is Nick Jessop, reporting from the Houses of Parliament just for you." Rule number two: be mysterious. "I am here to tell you the Houses of Parliament may look normal, but all is not as it seems." Rule number three: make them trust you. "I can reveal that this building is actually an alien space station. Trust me. Trust Nick Jessop. I will always tell you the truth. See you later. Goodnight and sleep tight." Do it like that, Hector, and you will get the job. "Hi, this is Hector Romero." Chrissy, we need a new TV reporter at Channel Nine and I think Hector will be perfect. Well, if you think so. Of course, I will train him. My new boss will be very impressed. OK, Bridget. And this morning, I found Nick wearing my Versace tights. Oh, these tights! He's a strange boy. Guess what, Dan! I've discovered Shakespeare. "To die, to sleep " I love it! And I taught Hector how to be a television reporter. Nicks School for Television Reporters! I'm sure he'll get the job! Did you get my fax? Well, did you get my email? What did Sting say? Will he do the interview? You won't even ask him? He's never heard of Channel Nine? Oh, please. Please! Please! Well can I meet him? I can? Where is he? At the airport? I'll be there. Yes!

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Hector Romero for you, Bridget. No. Hector, I forgot your audition. Listen, I must go out for one hour. Sting wants to see me! Don't worry. Just remember everything I've told you. Here's the script, there's the camera. Must dash! Be back in an hour! But , I "Hello, this is Hector Romero for Channel Nine." What a day! First Sting had already departed for New York and now this! This! From you, Hector! Sorry, Bridget. Was this Nick's idea? Erm I thought so. So, have I got the job? What do you think? Goodbye, Hector. And the new editor will be here soon. Right! Nick! "Nick., I am too angry to speak. Bridget." Huh! Hi, Bridget! Nick. I thought you were too angry to speak to me. Shut up, Nick. How dare you. How dare I what? Teach Hector to be a news reporter! Ah, ahm, sorry, Bridget. He was ridiculous. "Hi, sexy, this is Hector Romero." My new editor will be here soon and I wanted to impress her. So will Hector get the job then? Of course he won't get the job. You made me look a fool. You , you and Hector are so stupid! Who was that? Wrong number. Hey, Nick, look at this. This could be perfect for you. What is it? "Is Shakespeare in your blood? Could you be our Hamlet?" Yeah! "Do you love performing?" Yeah! "Do you love travelling?" Yeah! "Do people adore you?" Naturally! "Then we need you. Call this number for a Shakespearean experience." Wow! Hamlet! My dream! I'll call now. I must learn my lines. "To be to be " "Or not to be?"

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BRIDGET Aagh!!! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hello, Bridget. BRIDGET Eunice, what are you doing here? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Long time no see, Bridget. And how's Nick? Does he miss me? BRIDGET No. Er, yes. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh! You have a new hairstyle. BRIDGET Yeah. So have you. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Yes, but the difference is, mine looks good. BRIDGET Yes. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Anyway, Bridget, I am your new editor. Surprised? BRIDGET No, no, no. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Good. OK. Two rules. One: I am your editor and I am always right. Two: you are the researcher, you are always wrong. OK? BRIDGET OK. EUNICE MOUNTAIN OK. Now what have you got for me today? BRIDGET Well, Sting would love to come for an interview, but... EUNICE MOUNTAIN But he's not coming. BRIDGET No. But we need a new reporter and and and I have found you the most perfect person. He's Latin American, speaks English and he's very sexy. Watch this. I know you'll love him. HECTOR "Hi, sexy. This is Hector Romero for Channel Nine. Wow, you look beautiful today. Guess what? There's been a diamond robbery in London. I would love to put diamonds on those pretty ears. But you, yes, you can sleep safely in your bed tonight. This is Hector Romero. I'll be back." BRIDGET Well? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Of course! Hector! Oh, he is perfect! BRIDGET What a day! Hector's audition was a disaster. HECTOR "Hello, this is Hector Romero for Channel Nine." BRIDGET Guess who interfered? Nick! BRIDGET Right, Nick! BRIDGET And worse still, guess who is my new boss? Eunice Mountain! EUNICE MOUNTAIN I am your new editor. BRIDGET But the good news is, she loved Hector. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh, he is perfect! ANNIE Weve found a perfect role for Nick. Hamlet, by William Shakespeare. NICK My dream! ANNIE He's very excited! ANNIE Oh, don't worry, Hector, my little puppykins. I'm sure you would have been a very good reporter. HECTOR But Bridget is angry with me. ANNIE Huh! Don't worry about Bridget. NICK Guess what? I've got the job.
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Hamlet? Shakespeare? Congratulations, man! Oh, great! When do you start? Tonight. I've got the costume already. I think I will go and wash my motorbike. HECTOR You haven't got a motorbike. NICK I have now. BRIDGET Hi, everyone! Hector, you have a visitor - my new editor! Eunice, do you remember Hector? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hmm. How could I forget? And of course Nick! I could never forget you! BRIDGET I thought you had a motorbike to wash? NICK Thank you. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hector, I just popped in to say congratulations. You've got the job! Isn't it wonderful? BRIDGET Eunice really liked your tape. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh, you are perfect, Hector. BRIDGET Hector will have such fun. EUNICE MOUNTAIN I'm off. Oh, see you at 8 o'clock sharp tomorrow morning, Hector. Hmm! Oh, hmm! BRIDGET There's no need to thank me, Hector. ANNIE Oh, I think Ive got something in my eye. Well, it was nice while it lasted, but now, Annie, it is time to say goodbye to Hector. He is going to be a famous news reporter, so there'll be no room for little old you. HECTOR It's OK, Annie. Whatever happens, we will always be together. ANNIE But you'll forget me when you're a famous news reporter. HECTOR However many stories I report - murders, bank robberies, small cats in trees - I shall never forget you. You, light of my life. "This is Hector Romero for Channel Nine, London." ANNIE Oh, Hector! HECTOR Oh, Annie! BRIDGET Oh no. Nick? NICK Yes? No! Ohh "To eat or not to eat. That is the question." Hamlet's burgers - eat them without question. COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA, Annie wants to save the animals, Bridget has a date with Leonardo di Caprio, and what is in Nick's box? EXTRA, don't miss it. NICK That's nice.

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Episode 10: Annies Protest

COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina. Bridget has a job with Channel Nine and so does Hector. He's a reporter. Annie just wants to save the animals and Nick, well, Nick is Nick. Stand by for EXTRA! NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET ANNIE Ah! What? Huh? Nick! Who is it? Its me, Annie. Oh. And this is Ziggy. Is Hector there? No, he's working tonight. Then you must help us, Nick. Huh? Take these. They are my babies, so look after them, please! Yeah, sure, no problem. Right. Ready, Ziggy? Come on, let's go. Hurry! Yes, three o'clock. Tell the others. Bye! "Animals are Human?" Annie. Animals are animals. But animals are like people. Oh really, Annie? Look at this flat. How can I get ready? Sorry, Bridget. I have a very important day today. Sorry. I have big, big decisions to make. Like which dress. What do you think? Well, they're both nice. I have such a busy morning. David Beckham, Madonna. What?! You're meeting them? No, I'm reading about them, and then I'm having lunch - with guess who? Oh, er Yes! You've guessed it! Leonardo Di Caprio! Leonardo and me! Oooh! Wow! Leonardo Di Caprio? Just you, and him? Well, nearly. There'll be 45 journalists there too, but really it's just me and gorgeous Leo! You and 45 others. I see. Anyway, this cosmetic factory experiments on animals for make-up and I really feel , Oh good, Hector, you're here. Now you can help me choose. Oh, you're back, Hector. Was it a difficult night at work, snuggly-puppykins?

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Yes, and the bad news is that Eunice wants me to go straight back. Why? There is a big news story happening today. So Hector, which dress do you like best? This one. You're sure? OK, that one. But you just said this one first. Yes, I know, but Bridget, I am going to Channel Nine now. Are you coming? BRIDGET Yes, Hector. And I can tell you all about Leonardo and me! ANNIE The guinea pigs! Nick! ANNIE Good, they're OK. ANNIE I'm coming! Oh, Ziggy! Come in. Right, now, there are the posters. Now, a note for Nick. Ready, Ziggy? Bye, Charlie. Wish us luck! Oh! Wait a minute, Ziggy. OK, right, let's go. ANNIE Today is a very important day! It is protest day. ANNIE Wish us luck! ANNIE And don't tell anyone I've stolen some guinea pigs. ANNIE Yes, 3 o'clock. Tell the others. Bye! BRIDGET I'm having lunch with Leonardo Di Caprio today! Leonardo and me - oooh! BRIDGET Leonardo and me - oooh!! ANNIE Wow! Leonardo Di Caprio! BRIDGET But I can't get ready! Annie and her hippie friends are getting ready to protest at some cosmetic factory - ha! Doesn't she understand how important today is for me?! BRIDGET I have big, big decisions to make. Which dress? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Ah, Hector. At last. I want you to go straight to Garrier's Cosmetic Factory. HECTOR Why? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Because some horrid hippies are protesting there. HECTOR Why? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Because they think Mr. Garrier experiment on guinea pigs for make-up - ha! This is nonsense. HECTOR Guinea pigs? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hmm, you know, guinea pigs. Eee-eee-eee! HECTOR Oh! Guinea pigs! Oh, how sweet. EUNICE MOUNTAIN And these hippies have stolen his guinea pigs. HECTOR Oh. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Poor Mr. Garrier adores his little guinea pigs. HECTOR Oh. EUNICE MOUNTAIN He wants them back. He told me over dinner last night.
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HECTOR Who is Mr Garrier? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Mr Garrier owns Channel Nine. And Mr Garrier has said we must make these protesters look very, very stupid. Now get going! HECTOR Oh, oh, OK, Eunice. Oh EUNICE MOUNTAIN I want their heads! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh-oh! BRIDGET Eunice? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Yes, Bridget? BRIDGET Is there anything I can do? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh, yes. I have a very important job for you. Get me a coffee. Black, no sugar. NICK Oh, no, no, Bridget. I can't! I'm a married man! Huh? Oh! What? Crazy, man! Guinea pigs! ANNIE They are my babies, so look after them, please! NICK Yeah, sure, no problem. Oh, yeah. Annie. Annie! Huh! OK, my little beauties. Time for breakfast. Come on! "Nick, very important. Keep my babies safe. I will call you. Annie." Huh! Does she think I'm stupid? Of course you're safe with me. Ha-ha! Now, let me introduce myself. My name is Nick. Yeah, hello there. Now, what's your name? Hmm, Kevin? How do you do, Kevin? And who's this? Janice? Is she your girlfriend, Kevin? OK, it's not that funny. Janice, I think you're very pretty, OK? So! These are all your friends. Wow! There are 8 of you. You must be hungry. Shall Uncle Nick get you something nice to eat, eh? OK. Ooh! Have they split up? Hollywood's most beautiful couple. Hmm! Oh, yes! Yes! CROWD GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! HECTOR I cannot hear you! CROWD GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! EUNICE MOUNTAIN I said, "Find the leader". HECTOR The what? EUNICE MOUNTAIN The coordinator. HECTOR Which one? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Her! Her! That one! The one with the big ears! CROWD GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! HECTOR Hello. ANNIE Hello. EUNICE MOUNTAIN This isn't a tea party. Ask her a question. HECTOR OK. So how important is this protest? CROWD GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! ANNIE Well, well, yes, it's very important, because this factory Garrier's - experiments on animals for make-up. HECTOR And why is that bad?
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CROWD GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! ANNIE Because , oh, because the poor animals are suffering. CROWD GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! HECTOR Oh, that's dreadful. The poor things. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Ohhhhh! Oh, poor little things. They're just guinea pigs! Ohhhhh! Hector, remember who Mr Garrier is? You do want your job. CROWD GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! HECTOR OK, so do you think this march will help the animals? NICK Hey! It's Hector and Annie. ANNIE This march is NICK Wow, man! ANNIE We must stop Mr. Garrier! HECTOR I see. ANNIE These scientists are using poor animals to test on hair dye, lipstick, mascara, blusher. They use... CROWD GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Well, tell her. Tell her we need make-up! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And where are the 8 guinea pigs they stole from the laboratory? I bet she knows. Ask her! CROWD GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! HECTOR OK. And do you know anything about some stolen guinea pigs? ANNIE The guinea pigs are safe. NICK Oh yeah, they're safe with me, aren't you, my pretty ones. EUNICE MOUNTAIN I bet she's got those guinea pigs! Ask her! Ask her! HECTOR OK! Have you EUNICE MOUNTAIN Louder, HECTOR Have you got EUNICE MOUNTAIN We've got her! Ask her again! Ask her again! HECTOR Have you got the guinea pigs? ANNIE Hector, why are you doing this? You know I love animals. HECTOR I'm sorry, Annie. It's my job. ANNIE Well, you can keep your job! HECTOR Annie, please! Wait, I'm coming! CROWD GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! GARRIER OUT! HECTOR "This is Hector Romero for Channel Nine news." Annie, please! I can explain! Wait! NICK Hey, Dan, last night Annie gave me a box - and guess what was in that box? Guinea pigs! NICK OK, my little beauties. NICK Ha! Of course they're safe with me. NICK Theyre safe with me, arent you, my pretty ones. ANNIE We were protesting outside Garrier's factory and I saw Hector reporting for Channel Nine. I thought, Great, a sympathetic interview! Huh! His
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questions were so unfair! "Have you got the guinea pigs?" "Hector, why are you doing this?" How could he?! "This is Hector Romero for Channel Nine news." Annie, please! I can explain! Wait! Bridget Di Caprio! Mrs. Leonardo Di Caprio! Leonardo and Bridget Di Caprio! "Hello, Mrs. Di Caprio!" "Oh, call me Bridget." "Is Leonardo there?" "No. He's on the beach with our two beautiful children and the dogs." Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. So aren't you going to ask me about my lunch?" Oi! What did you do that for? Aren't you going to ask me about my lunch? What lunch? My lunch with Leonardo! Leonardo who? Leonardo Di Caprio, of course. So Bridget, how was your lunch with Leonardo Di Caprio? Gorgeous! I was so funny. He loved me, he loved my dress, he loved my name. That's nice. Now close your eyes. Go on, close your eyes. Ready? Ah Ta-daaa! What do you think? Very nice. It was very expensive, but it's worth it, because tonight, I'm going to a premiere. Oh, I can't wait! I wonder if Leonardo will be there? Now I must get ready. Tonight, this little lady's going to shine! Tonight, this little lady's going to shine! Annie, I can explain. Listen. Annie, please talk to me. Hey, guys. Gre-at interview! You were not fair, Hector. You were asking awful questions. Yeah, they were pretty bad. It wasn't me. It was Eunice. Huh! Hmm! Oh, the guinea pigs! Nick, where are they? I must take them to the animal sanctuary. We've been having a lovely time, haven't we, my friends! Huh! Hello! They're not here. What do you mean, they're not here? I mean, they're not here. So where are they, Nick? Oh!

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Everywhere? Ooooh! I'll get it. Hello? Oh, hi, Eunice. Huh? Yes, Eunice. Ho-ho, OK, Eunice. No, Eunice. OK, Eunice. Bye, Eunice. It was Eunice! No. And after what happened today, she says that I Oh, Hector! Your job! She's fired you! Oh, I'm so sorry, Hector. It's all my fault. She says that I must tell you that she is so pleased with the interview, she wants Channel Nine to fight against animal cruelty! Ohhh! Channel Nine's new motto is: "Animals are Human"! Ohhhh! That's fantastic news! Oh, good old Eunice. Oh! What about Mr Garrier? Oh, she said don't worry about Mr Garrier. Ohhhh! errghhh! Right, let's find those guinea pigs. Yes, right away! Right, we found seven of them. There's just one guinea pig still missing. He's probably watching us. Yeah, and laughing at us. Hello? OK, right. Bridget! Your taxi's here. I'm coming. New girlfriend, Nick? Right, everyone, I'm just off to my premiere! Did I mention it? Proper acting. Perhaps you could learn something, Nick. Oops! Sorry, no spare ticket. Still, I'll tell you all about it later. Bye! Dont wait up!

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COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector, from Argentina. Hector works as a reporter on Channel 9 and is going out with Annie. Bridget works at Channel 9 as well, but is not going out with Nick. They all need a holiday! Stand by for EXTRA! Who would be your ideal holiday romance? A) J-Lo, B) Cameron Diaz, or C) Kylie? Yeah, mmm, difficult to choose. Huh. All three! Ha! Ha! What do you like most about girls on holiday:? NICK A) Their suntans? Yeah, OK. B) Their bikinis? Oh cor, yeah! C) Their ANNIE Ironing skills? NICK Where do you meet girls on holiday? A) On the beach? B) In the bar? C) On the ski slope? Hah, on the beach, yeah, I meet lots of lovely girls on the beach, cor! ASSORTED VOICES IN BACKGROUND Nick, Nick, Nick ANNIE Nick, Nick, Ni-ck NICK Bah! Ah! ANNIE Nick, I am fed up! I need a holiday! We all need a holiday! NICK Yeah, I know what you mean! Im exhausted! HECTOR So - it is holiday time again and everyone is off to the airport. NICK Agh! ANNIE Oh, hello Hector. HECTOR They are travelling to Florida, Thailand, Egypt - and Belgium? Are you sure?! And Belgium. Travelling by plane, by train, and by car. Well, maybe not by car! This is Hector Romero, for Channel 9. ANNIE Oh! Ooops! Ooh! Bridget will be furious! ANNIE Still, maybe a new fashion! BRIDGET Yeah! Yes! Can he do the interview on Thursday? No, well what about Friday? Oh, hang on. Hello? she wants 22 dressing rooms?! Four for Lourdes and her nannies! But weve only got two! Hello? Oh, for goodness sake! Huh! Who wants Madonna anyway?! Hello, are you still there? Hello, what?! Oh, hello Eunice. Yes, David Beckham is booked and so is Princess Caroline of Monaco. No, Madonna is not coming. Yes, OK, Eunice, I will - ah-ah, I will, today. Bye Eunice. What did your last slave die of?! What I need, what I really need is a holiday. BRIDGET Oh-oh. NICK Go on, type New York. ANNIE Gatwick.
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Number of nights, 3. 3. OK, lets see what they can do. One thousand pounds?! Oh, but thats much too expensive - we, we must choose a different destination. Yeah, how about Las Vegas, hah! But that would cost even more, dont be silly, Nick. What? Is Nick being silly? I dont believe it! Oh, Im so tired! Oh Hector, I saw your holiday report. Oh, I have just spent all day watching other people go on holidays. Oh, I cant go on! Eunice is a witch. She makes me work, work, work. Why dont you leave then? Yeah. What? Leave my job? I love my job! Huh! Women! What you need - what we all need is a Holiday! Mmm, a holiday! Gre-at idea! Where shall we go? Oh, Id love to go to Las Vegas! Cape Town! Id like to go anywhere with Enrique Iglesias! Hey! What about Spain! You speak Spanish! You can be our guide! Hah! We-ll Enrique Iglesias speaks Spanish! And the girls Hmm! I cant wait! Hey Hector, you can translate my chat up lines! Well, Ill try! And we can try them out! Ha ha! Yeah! Hector! Theres your ironing! Nick! Theres yours! Im exhausted. I need a holiday. I need a holiday! We all need a holiday! Where shall we go? And guess what? Were going to Spain. I cant wait! Nows the chance to try my chat up lines on Spanish girls. Ha, ha! And the girls! Ha-ha-hmm, I cant wait! They wont be able to resist me! OK, I see a pretty Spanish girl Hmm. How do I say, Im English, can you give me directions? to your apartment?

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Really? Yeah. OK. Hola soy ingles Hola soy ingles Me puedes dar Me puedes dar La direccion de tu piso? La direccion de tu piso? Good, but this one is better. Your eyes are like stars they come out at night. Oh, I like it! How do I say it in Spanish? Tus ojos Tus ojos Tus ojos Thats what I said. OK! Tus ojos son como estrellas Tus ojos son como estrellas Salen por la noche Salen por la noche Eh! Ha, ha! Now, this one always works. I know what youre thinking. You want to kiss me, dont you. No, I dont. Not you! lts the chat up line, stupid! Hector, are you there? Yeah. Could you give me a hand with my luggage? Sure. Ay?!! All of it?!! Yes, all of it, please, Hector. Over here, Hector, I must do a final check. Gracious, Bridget, what have you got in there? Six tee shirts, three pairs of jeans, four pairs of trousers, ten bikinis, four sarongs, two skirts, two nightdresses, three pairs of trainers, two pairs of evening shoes, three toothbrushes, two toilet bags, five belts, two jackets, two cans of hair mousse and a ball gown. But, were only going for three days. You never can be sure what event well be asked to go to parties, balls, the opera, theatre Oh yeah - it wont happen! When Bridget arrives in Spain, well be invited everywhere. They just wont be able to resist! What wont they be able to resist? What are you wearing? I am a toreador! Oh! Oh! Ole!! Whose is this?!

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Bridgets. You are taking all that?! Yeah, why? Oh Bridget, Bridget, Bridget - all you need to travel is your passport, your tickets and your money, ha-ha! \ANNIE hat will be the taxi! NICK Ha-ha! HECTOR Lets go! BRIDGET Come on, boys, give me a hand with my luggage! ANNIE Gatwick airport please. HECTOR, BRIDGET & ANNIE All you need to travel is your passport, your ticket and your money, Nick. NICK Yeah, yeah, very funny! ANNIE Wow, look at this! Its so Spanish! HECTOR Yep! Typical Spanish hospitality. And this is a typical happy Spanish waitress. ANNIE Hello! Erm, we are from England. And we would like a drink, please. HECTOR Girls, girls, girls, leave it to me. I must translate for you. Queremos beber algo en este bar tipicamente espaol! NICK Hang on. Ill talk to the lady. Hola soy ingles. Me puedes dar la direccin de tu piso? ANNIE Oh, she doesnt look very happy. BRIDGET No, she looks a mess! ANNIE Perhaps her boyfriend has left her. NICK Yeah- because she looks a mess! BRIDGET Maybe he didnt like her hair. WAITRESS Well actually, he did like my hair and at least mine is natural! BRIDGET Ah, she understood! ANNIE Shes English! WAITRESS How did you guess?! NICK So, is this a traditional Spanish bar? WAITRESS This - is a traditional - da - English Tea Room. HECTOR In Barcelona? WAITRESS Ooh, arent you clever! NICK Leave it to me. Please CAN WE - HAVE A DRINK?!! WAITRESS No!! BRIDGET Why not?! WAITRESS There are no tables. BRIDGET But what about this one? WAITRESS No. ANNIE Erm, or that one? WAITRESS No. HECTOR What about this one here? WAITRESS Its reserved. HECTOR Never mind, lets, lets go. WAITRESS But erm, if youve reserved the table, you can come in.
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Oh. OK. Can we please reserve a table? Certainly erm, oh yes, I, I can just fit you in - that table there. So here we are in Spain. I think Ive brought enough clothes for all events. BRIDGET You never can be sure what event well be asked to go to. ANNIE Spain is beautiful. ANNIE Wow, look at this! Its so Spanish! ANNIE We thought wed found a typical Spanish bar. BRIDGET She understood! ANNIE But it is a typical English tea room. WAITRESS Ooh yes, I, I can just fit you in - that table there. WAITRESS Right, what would you like to drink? NICK Cola, please. ANNIE Me too. BRIDGET And me. HECTOR In Spain, do as the English do. I will have a nice cup of tea, please. WAITRESS Which tea? HECTOR Huh? What have you got? WAITRESS Weve got Darjeeling, Kenyan, English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, Camomile, Peppermint, Jasmine, Imperial, Oolong, Indian, Green and Yellow - tea. HECTOR Ill have a cola please. WAITRESS Anything to eat? NICK Erm, yes please. What have you got? WAITRESS Egg and chips, sausage and chips, fish and chips, cheese and chips, pie and chips and chicken and HECTOR, BRIDGET, ANNIE & NICK Chips!! WAITRESS Chicken and croquette potatoes. NICK So, we can have anything with chips. WAITRESS Apart from chicken - or - I have cake. Gatox. HECTOR Gatox? ANNIE I think she means gateaux. NICK, HECTOR, BRIDGET & ANNIE Gatox please. HECTOR Spanish girls are beautiful! NICK Gre-at! And French girls! HECTOR Really?! BRIDGET I dont believe it. ANNIE What? BRIDGET Over there - over there! ANNIE Yeah? BRIDGET Its him!! ANNIE Who? BRIDGET Enrique! ANNIE Enrique? Que?
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Not Enrique- que, Enrique Iglesias! No! Are you sure? It cant be!! This is Spain. Well hes from Spain! Well?! I must go and talk to him! Hair, lipstick , top - Right. Here I go! Wheres Bridget going? Enrique Iglesias is sitting over there at that table! No!! Enrique! That is not Enrique Iglesias! No way! Oh, poor Bridget! Still, he is quite good looking! Hah! Latin men are different to English men. They are not sensitive, gentle, romantic and - sophisticated like me. WAITRESS Gatox! HECTOR I think the waitress fancies you, Nick! Go on, try one of your chat up lines on her! NICK Ha! Shes not my type! ANNIE So what is your type, Nick? NICK Erm? HECTOR Shes coming back! Go on, go on! NICK Which one, which one, Ive forgotten them all! HECTOR Use my one, stars, stars. NICK OK, OK, I remember. Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night. NICK Its obvious - shes crazy about me! BRIDGET Ive got a date with him, Ive got a date with him! NICK Who? Mr Iglesias? BRIDGET Oh, dont be silly! Of course its not Enrique Iglesias! Im not that stupid! Its Miguel - and tonight were going clubbing! HECTOR Great! NICK Where are we going? BRIDGET No, not you, Miguel and me. ANNIE Oh no, Bridget, we must be your chaperones! HECTOR Yeah, you will not even notice us! BRIDGET Well, oh all right then! NICK Oh, all those Spanish girls - clubbing! WAITRESS Clubbing! Lets boo-oo-gie, baby! Ill show you how its done! COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA - England play Argentina in the World Cup. Nick gets a phone call and Bridget has a bad hair day. EXTRA - dont miss it!

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Episode 12: Football Crazy

COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina. Hector is dating Annie, and Bridget wants to go out with Miguel, and all Nick wants is a job. Stand by for EXTRA! NICK Nearly ready. Oh, there we are! Oh, perfect! Now - the living room! Oh, there! Just there! Oh, yeah, perfect, baby! Now, refreshments! Ha-haa! Cola - yes! Crisps - yes! And finally, mwah! Dial-A-Pizza - yes! Ohh! Only two hours to go! Nick! What is your television doing in my bathroom? Oh, hi Bridget. So I dont miss anything. Miss anything? Yeah, if I have to, you know, when the match is on. Oh, the match. So whos playing today? Its the semi-finals. England... Versus? Ar-gen-tina! Hey, Hector, great outfit - but wrong team! Ha-haaa! & NICK Oooohhhh! And Ive got my lucky World Cup pants on. Ooh-ooh-ooohhh! Your lucky World Cup pants? Yup. I dont change them when the World Cup is on. But it lasts for weeks. Yeah! So, Hector, Ive got the refreshments ready - Cola, crisps TV in the bathroom. At what time is kick-off? Midday. Oh, we had better sit down then! Hello, everyone. Charlie and I are ready for the match. Oh, Annie, you look nice! Your ribbons are different. Thats right. One for England and one for Argentina. Oh, how sweet. But of course England will win. I dont think so, Nick. We beat Jamaica 4-2. But we beat Italy 3-0. Well, our strikers are the best in the world. But your defence is poor. No, its not. Yes, it is. Its not! Its not! Its not!

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It is! It is! It is! Break! And now make friends. Oh, youre so childish. Miguel arrives today. At least hes a real man. Yeah, but he loves football too. A Spanish supporter. Hello? Well beat them, in the final. Nick, for you. Your agent. Ooh, goodie! Hi, Cameron. How are you? Good. An audition? For me? Hey-hey! What for? London On Fire? The soap? Yessss! When? Today? At midday? Where? Birmingham? But thats 100 miles away! No, of course Im pleased! OK, thank you! Bye! ANNIE An audition for London On Fire? Thats brilliant! HECTOR Yeah, you must be pleased, man. NICK Yes, I am. I am very, very pleased. I am so happy. HECTOR I can see that. NICK Why today? Why this afternoon? Why in Birmingham? What about the football? BRIDGET Oh, its only a football game. NICK Bridget, there are some people who think that football is a matter of life and death. It isnt. It is much-more important-than-that! BRIDGET Dont go to the audition then. NICK Dont go? Dont go? I must go. Drama is my life. ANNIE Look, Nick, we can record it for you. HECTOR Yeah, and we wont tell you the score. NICK Really? You wont tell me the score. You promise? ANNIE Promise. HECTOR Promise. BRIDGET OK, promise. NICK OK! I will go - and perform for England! BRIDGET World Cup! World Cup! World Cup! Today England play Argentina. NICK But of course England will win. BRIDGET Do I care? HECTOR & NICK Ooooooohhhhh! NICK The good news is: I have an audition for London On Fire. I am so happy. NICK Yesss! NICK The bad news is: its in Birmingham this afternoon, so I wont see the semi-final! What a tragedy! NICK I am so happy! BRIDGET I dont believe it. Its a very, very bad hair day. Oh, and Miguel is arriving this evening. Its a disaster. Ohhh! Its a catastrophe. I said, its a catastrophe. HECTOR What is a catastrophe? ANNIE Bridgets hair. HECTOR Oh.
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BRIDGET Got to do something. I know - Carol! Shell help me. VOICE ON TELEVISION weve got all the action coming up. BRIDGET Hello? Carol? Bridget here. Look, this is an emergency. I need a hair appointment. I need a style that a Spanish football fan will adore. You can? Oh, goodie. Ill see you at 5 oclock. Sorted! VOICE ON TELEVISION this semi-final were seeing the two giants of football, England and Argentina BRIDGET Come on, England! HECTOR Come on, Argentina! VOICE ON TELEVISION but that strong team. England I think score! Yes! It looks like it - aww! Oh! Now, Argentina, have they got .. Theyre looking dangerous! Theyve got through the defence and, and they score! Come on, England. Theyve got to pull themselves together. And whos this? Look at him. match and England have and yes! ! BRIDGET Wow! What a game! ANNIE Yeah, it was fantastic! Oh, poor Hector. Argentina did very well against England. BRIDGET Yeah, but not well enough! ANNIE Ooh, we must not look too happy. We promised Nick not to tell him the score and Hector, you must not look too sad. Come on, try to smile. Come on, snuggly-puppykins. Like this. Hmm, itll do. ANNIE Oh, hi Nick. NICK Hello. BRIDGET Hi, Nick. NICK Good match? ANNIE You know, so-so. BRIDGET Yeah. NICK Wheres the tape? BRIDGET Hectors got it. NICK Wheres Hector? BRIDGET In your apartment. NICK Oh. Bye then. BRIDGET and ANNIE Bye. NICK Hi, Hector. HECTOR Nick, my friend, you are back. NICK Is this is the football match? HECTOR Yup. What? NICK You won, didnt you. HECTOR Won what? NICK The football. Argentina beat England, didnt they. HECTOR Nick, I promised you I wouldnt say anything. NICK But I know. Youre so happy. HECTOR No, Im not.
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I knew it! I knew it! Oh, poor England, my country. Oh. Nick, you can watch the match on video. Oh, I cant bear it. How, Hector, how could you? How could Argentina beat England? Ohh! Nick, just watch the tape. Oh, I cant wait to see Miguel! Im going to the hairdressers to get my hair done for gorgeous Miguel. Bye! Hello? Hola, Hector, soy Miguel de Barcelona! Hola, Miguel, soy Hector de Argentina! O Bridget acaba de salir. No, quiero hablar contigo. Necesito aprender ingls para Bridget. OK, repeat after me - repita conmigo: Bridget, you are so beautiful. Bridget, you are so beautiful. Bridget, I love your hair. Bridget, I love your hair. And your smile. And your smile. Hector, muchas gracias! No problem, Miguel. See you later. Hector and Bridget! How could they? I love football, especially our gorgeous English players. But I am sorry for Hector, because England beat Argentina. Argentina did very well against England. Yeah, but not well enough! Well, only a little bit sorry! Bridget is having a bad hair today and she is worried because Miguel is arriving this evening. This is an emergency. I need a hair appointment. I need a style that a Spanish football fan will adore. But then I heard Hector talking to Bridget on the phone. He said she was beautiful. Bridget, you are so beautiful. I dont understand. Annie. An-nie? Yes, Hector? Are you all right? Yes. Are you cross about something? Oh, why do you think that? Oh, Annie, come and sit down. Aagh/ooh/yes!!! Annie, have I done something wrong? Yessss! Wooohh! Well, if you dont tell me, I wont know. Oh, you know Hector. You know!

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Yessss! Yesssss! Yessss! We won! We won! Were in the final! Sorry, have I missed something? ANNIE Bridget? Bridget, whats wrong? Why have you got a bag on your head? BRIDGET Ohhh, ohhh! ANNIE Come on, lets take it off. BRIDGET Leave it! ANNIE Is it your hair? Well, but it cant be that bad. BRIDGET It is! ANNIE Oh, come on. BRIDGET Do you promise not to laugh? ANNIE We promise. Dont we. BRIDGET All right then, here goes. ANNIE Its very nice. BRIDGET I knew it. I knew youd laugh. Oh, its a disaster. And Miguel will be here any moment. BRIDGET Ahhh! Thats him! Oh! He mustnt see me like this! ANNIE Miguel? Oh, come in! Ill just tell Bridget. Pssstt, Bridget! Miguels here. BRIDGET I dont want to see him. I cant. ANNIE Trust me, Bridget, he will love your hair. BRIDGET Miguel! MIGUEL Bridget, you are so beautiful. I love your hair, and your smile. BRIDGET I love your hair. MIGUEL So, Spain versus England in the World Cup final. Poor old England. NICK\ On the contrary, my Spanish friend. Prepare to die. ANNIE Nick, please ask Hector to pass the crisps. NICK Hector, Annie says can you pass the crisps. HECTOR Ah-ah-ah-ah. Please ask Annie why hasnt she spoken to me for two days. NICK Annie, Hector says why havent you spoken to him for two days. ANNIE Tell him - hmm! NICK She says - hmm! BRIDGET Shhh! Its starting. VOICE ON TELEVISION final between England and their arch-rivals Spain! NICK Come on, England, come on. BRIDGET Come on, Spain. BRIDGET Go on! VOICE ON TELEVISION and heres Spain - and its a goal! ALL Yes!!/goal!! VOICE ON TELEVISION England have the ball. They are heading for gold. And its HECTOR Annie? VOICE ON TELEVISION Now, the final HECTOR Can I ask you something? ANNIE Yes, Hector?
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HECTOR Have you ever thought about getting married? ANNIE Who to? HECTOR Oh, to someone - someone like - me. VOICE ON TELEVISION and he shoots and he scores! NICK I dont believe it! What a match! BRIDGET Oh, Spain played really well. NICK Yeah, but not well enough! BRIDGET Oh, poor Miguel. Speak to me in English again. MIGUEL Bridget, you are so beautiful. I love your hair and your smile. NICK Is that all he knows? HECTOR Yup, and I taught him. ANNIE When? HECTOR On the phone. ANNIE Oh! You were on the phone to Miguel! HECTOR Teaching him English. ANNIE Oh, silly me. I thought you were talking to Bridget. HECTOR Oh, Annie, there is only one person for me. NICK Me? HECTOR Well? Will you? NICK Will she what? HECTOR Marry me? ANNIE Yes, Hector! COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA, Hector and Annie plan their wedding, Nick is in for a surprise, and guess whos coming from Argentina? EXTRA, dont miss it!

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Episode 13: A Wedding in the Air

COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector, from Argentina. Hector and Annie want to get married. Bridget also wants to get married ? but to whom? And Nick just wants to get away. Stand by for EXTRA! Pet Weddings, the wedding for you and your little friends. Oh, Hector, its perfect! HECTOR Yeah, perfect! ANNIE Oh - Hector, you have mail! Ah, and theyre all from your mother. Shall I? HECTOR Yes please, do. ANNIE What do they say? Cuntas damas de honor va a llevar Annie? Diez o doce? HECTOR Well, she says, How many bridesmaids is Annie having? Ten or twelve? ANNIE Ten or twelve?! HECTOR You will like this one Annie. Have you booked Westminster Abbey yet? Im coming to London soon, to help you. ANNIE Oh, Hector! Your mother is very kind but we want a small wedding. She must not interfere! HECTOR Oh, Annie. HECTOR Hola, Mam. MRS ROMERO Hector cari no! Recibiste mis e-mails? HECTOR Si, Mam. Mam MRS ROMERO Hector, Quin es el padrino? HECTOR Erm, Nick. MRS ROMERO Es inteligente, trabjador, responsable? HECTOR Si, si. MRS ROMERO Oo perfecto! HECTOR Mam MRS ROMERO Me voy! Donatella Versace est por llegar de un momento a otro. Tiene ideas maravillosas para mi traje para la boda Hasta pronto! MRS ROMERO Gracias, Antonio. ANNIE Hector, we want our pet wedding, dont we? HECTOR Erm, yes. ANNIE Well she must not interfere any more! HECTOR Its OK. I wont let her - come here. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hmm, you look happy! Man trouble? How is - erm, ah, Miguel? BRIDGET Miguel is finished! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh! BRIDGET Its all football, football, football with Miguel.
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EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh! What do you expect from Spanish men?! BRIDGET So I said, Bye, bye, Miguel. Oh and Annie and Hector are so happy. Its weddings, weddings, weddings Ill never find a decent man. Ill just be single for ever! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh rubbish! What you need is a new man in your life! BRIDGET But where can I get one? Oh hi - Bridget here - can I have a new man please? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh - and what about - that gorgeous - Nick! BRIDGET Nick?! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh, hes great as Pierce Steele in London on Fire - oh, what a hunk!! BRIDGET But hes EUNICE MOUNTAIN Come on Bridget, you said you want a new man - well let me introduce you to the new Nick! I want you to interview him for Stars at 9 on 9! BRIDGET Interview Nick? EUNICE MOUNTAIN Ahm. BRIDGET But all he talks about is girls - oh and motorbikes. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Forget what he says - ask him - to take his jacket off!! Hmm-hmm, here, look at this - London on Fire! Enjoy it! Ahm!! WOMAN Oh Pierce, how can I ever thank you? PIERCE STEELE It was nothing! Its all - in a days work for - Pierce Steele. NICK Hi Bridget BRIDGET Oh, hi Nick. Come and sit down. NICK OK. What are you reading? BRIDGET Oh, a magazine about weddings. I love weddings, dont you? NICK Erm BRIDGET The problem is Im always the bridesmaid, never the bride! NICK Oh, wow! BRIDGET Isnt it lovely! NICK Yeah! The Ferrari Testarosa. What a great car! BRIDGET I meant her dress! Do you like it, Nick? NICK Well, it wouldnt suit me! Ha-ha! BRIDGET Nick - youre so funny! I love funny men. NICK I need a drink! Would you like one? BRIDGET And good looking ones. Id love to marry a funny, good looking man. BRIDGET By the way, Nick, I saw London on Fire - youre very good in it. NICK Really? Did you think so? BRIDGET In fact, I wondered if NICK Yeah ? BRIDGET If you want to NICK Yeah
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Will you ? Yeah ?!! Will you do an interview with me for Channel 9? Oh - yeah. Nadia. I really want a small wedding, but Hectors mother keeps interfering. ANNIE She must not interfere, its too much! BRIDGET I dont have any luck with men! Eunice says I should think about Nick. BRIDGET Interview Nick?! EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hmm-hmm. BRIDGET But all he talks about is girls - oh and motorbikes. BRIDGET Anyway, Im going to interview him on Stars at 9. BRIDGET Will you do an interview with me for Channel 9? NICK Oh - yeah. DELIVERY MAN Courtesy of Mrs Romero - Reception Venues. DELIVERY MAN Courtesy of Mrs Romero - Wedding Dresses. DELIVERY MAN Courtesy of Mrs Romero - Honeymoons. ANNIE Hectors mother is driving me mad!! Maybe I should just cancel the wedding. BRIDGET Really? Well I wouldnt! I suppose marriage will mean sacrifices. No more shaving your legs on the toilet. No more soaps on TV. ANNIE Oh no!! BRIDGET No more midnight chocolate feasts! BRIDGET But then you will be Mrs Romero! NICK Do you think Bridget is ill? HECTOR No why? NICK Shes being very nice to me - very nice. HECTOR Well maybe she is ill. NICK Shes talking about weddings, you and Annie. HECTOR You dont think she wants to get married too, do you? NICK Ha! Who to? HECTOR Well - you said she was being very nice to you. NICK No! You dont think?! BRIDGET Annie - I have something to tell you. ANNIE What? BRIDGET Nick. ANNIE Nick what? BRIDGET I fancy Nick. NICK Aagh! She did mean me! Oh Hector - help! Once youre married - theyve got you! ANNIE You fancy Nick? BRIDGET Yes I do, I do! ANNIE But you dont like Nick. BRIDGET I do like Nick.

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No you dont, you think hes an idiot! Yes, but hes so macho! You think hes vain! But hes so good looking! Huh! You dont like his clothes! But now he wears a firemans uniform. Ah, so thats it! The uniform. Hes so sexy in London on Fire. So, what are you going to do? Tomorrow I will interview him for Channel 9 And then? Youll just have to wait and see. Theres one good thing about getting married. Yeah, love. No - no! The Stag Night! The what? The Stag Night. Its when the bridegroom - thats you, is taken out by his best man, thats me to say - goodbye. HECTOR Goodbye? NICK Yep. Goodbye to your fantastic life as a single man. HECTOR Oh. NICK Goodbye to drinking beer and watching football in bed. HECTOR Oh. NICK Goodbye to eating curry for breakfast. HECTOR Oh. NICK And worst of all - goodbye to Kylie Minogue!! HECTOR and NICK Oh!! NICK Dont worry Hector - we will face this together! HECTOR Oh thank you Nick - you are a real friend! NICK Anyway - this stag night! What are we going to do? HECTOR Go to the cinema? NICK Wha ?! In England - we do crazy things! We party, we go to Brighton, we dress up HECTOR As what? NICK Women! BRIDGET So, I am here with Nick Jessop - or Pierce Steele, straight from the set of London on Fire - Nick. NICK Good evening. BRIDGET Do you think London on Fire accurately reflects the pressures on Londons emergency services? NICK Dunno! But the women are good looking! BRIDGET Erm, do you get very hot? NICK When? BRIDGET In the flames, when youre filming.
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No, not really. Do you take your jacket off sometimes? Yeah, sometimes. When it gets very hot? Yeah. Do you want to take your jacket off now? Erm, eh, no, not really. Erm, and what about the women? The women? The women you rescue. You carry them out of the house that is on fire. Oh yeah. They must love it! Well they are acting. And do they ask you to ? Do they ask me to what? Take your jacket off. Oh, erm, no. Will you take it off now? Er ? OK. Could you carry me?! When?! Now! Carry me like you do on London on Fire! Er - OK. Oh youre so strong! This is Bridget Evans with Nick Jessop for Channel 9. Ah! NICK Shall I put you down now? BRIDGET Oh, do you have to?!! ANNIE Oh, hi Hector. HECTOR Hi Annie. ANNIE/HECTOR Em, Hector/Annie HECTOR Oh, no, you go first. ANNIE Oh, no, you first. HECTOR OK. Annie, this wedding ANNIE I was going to say this wedding HECTOR Oh, OK, you say it then. ANNIE Oh ? no ? you. HECTOR OK, lets write it down. ANNIE Good idea. HECTOR Ready? ANNIE Uhuh. HECTOR One, two, three, show! ANNIE Oh, yes Hector, lets wait! This wedding is a nightmare! HECTOR Yeah! ANNIE Lets celebrate not getting married!

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Yeah! OK, erm, Im going shopping now, but meet me at Leos Caf at 5pm. Ill be there! You must tell your mother! Thank goodness shes thousands of miles away in Argentina! HECTOR Hola, Mam. MRS ROMERO Hector, carino. Vengo a Londres! ANNIE Make sure you tell her before she leaves. HECTOR Escucha, Mam Annie y yo MRS ROMERO Mi avin llega a las cinco a Heathrow. Hasta pronto! MRS ROMERO Gracias, Antonio. HECTOR Oh no!! ANNIE Meet me at Leos caf at 5pm. HECTOR Annie - or Mum? MRS ROMERO Mi avin llega a las cinco a Heathrow. HECTOR Mum - or Annie? NICK Bridget is very nice to me, its very strange! BRIDGET Nick, youre so funny! NICK Hector thinks she wants to get married too! NICK Oh-ha! NICK Mm ? anyway, as best man I am organising Hectors stag night. NICK The stag night! HECTOR The what? NICK We are practising tonight! NICK We dress up! HECTOR As what? NICK Women. BRIDGET But you know, Nick is very cute. NICK Ah-uh! BRIDGET Especially in his firemans uniform! BRIDGET Oh youre so strong! HECTOR Oh hi Nick, did you have a good day? NICK Gre-at! I saved London again. Oh, and I was interviewed by Bridget. Man, I thought she was going to ask me to marry her! Ha-ha! HECTOR Gre-at. NICK OK, whats up? HECTOR My mother is coming to London. NICK Ooh! Does Annie know? HECTOR No. NICK Oops! HECTOR But we have cancelled the wedding. NICK Wow! Does your mother know? HECTOR No. NICK Whoops!
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It gets worse. I was supposed to meet both of them this afternoon in different places! NICK Ha-ha-ha ? triple oops! Oh Hector, dont worry. Women always forget. HECTOR Hmm. HECTOR Oh. HECTOR Hola, Mam. MRS ROMERO Hector. Dnde ests? HECTOR Mam hay un problema MRS ROMERO Oh no importa. Tomar un taxi. HECTOR Hi Annie. ANNIE Hector, where are you? HECTOR Annie, listen! ANNIE Im glad were not getting married! NICK Ha-hmm. So they didnt forget! HECTOR Annie please, listen to me! ANNIE What, or who is more important than me? BRIDGET Tut-tut-tut. First marriage row! HECTOR AND ANNIE We are not getting married! BRIDGET Pardon me! HECTOR Annie, today was difficult, impossible. ANNIE I dont want to know! HECTOR Annie - its my mother! ANNIE What about your mother?! MRS ROMERO Heeeres mother!! Hector darling! Mw-mw. HECTOR Hola, Mam?. MRS ROMERO Oh, speak to me in English. Ive taken lessons! Where is Annie, wheres my little bride? What a beauty! Hector! Youve kept her beauty a secret! HECTOR No, Mam - this is Bridget. This is Annie. MRS ROMERO Oh!! Donatella can help you. HECTOR Annie is the prettiest, sweetiest, kindest girl in the world. MRS ROMERO Really? ANNIE Didnt you tell her the wedding is off? HECTOR I didnt get the chance. ANNIE Well nows the time. HECTOR Mum. MRS ROMERO Yes. HECTOR Annie and I have decided to ANNIE Wait a few years before we get married. HECTOR No nos casamos todava. MRS ROMERO No wedding! Oh no!! Oh, thank you Bridget. Do you have a boyfriend? BRIDGET I hope so, Mrs Romero. MRS ROMERO Oh - is he handsome?
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Episode 14: Changes

COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina. Annie and Hector have decided not to get married. Bridget and Nick are dating, but Nick is getting bored, so will it last? Find out in EXTRA! NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR
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Oh, Bridget, this is wonderful. Im so glad you like it, Nick. I just cant get enough of it. More, more, more! Nick, honey, theres plenty more where that came from. Nick? Yes, Bridget darling? How long have we been together now? Erm... Weve been together two days, Nick. Wow! That long? Hmm! Yes, it is a long time, Nick. But if we are to continue our relationship, you must..., will you..., will you treat me like a lady? Bridget darling, just call me Gentleman Nick. Nick! Nick! You must..., there must be more... Snogging! There must be more respect. Oh, Nick. Lets see what sort of gentleman you are. Heres a little test. Follow me. Well? Well, what? I want to go out. Oh. So..., what do you do? Kiss you goodbye! No. You open the door for me. Huh? Ah! Because I am the strongest - drrrrrhhhh! Ooh-arrr! Ooharrr! Tarzan!!! Oh, come on, Ziggy, well be late. Is just you and Ziggy doing this protest? Yes, but when other people see how important it is, theyll join us. We must stop! Oh, excuse me, Annie. Hola Papa Problems? What? Oh, no, no, no. No problems at all. Oh, look! Theres Ziggy. Must dash. Have fun! This is not fun. This is serious. This is serious too!

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Now, clothes. What? I want you more like David Beckham. Ah, like this! Now where is it? Aha! Here it is. Now come here. Really, Bridget, I dont think... Oh, dont be silly, Nick. There! Thats better. Now, we must go deeper. There is a bigger problem. You have a lot of anger in there. NICK Well, yes, I am wearing this stupid hair-band. BRIDGET So we must work on your inner calm. I want to see your chest. NICK Ha-ha-humm!! OK! BRIDGET Lie down. Close your eyes. And relax. NICK Ahhh! BRIDGET Now this may tickle a bit. Ready? Here goes! NICK Yahhhh! BRIDGET Just feel that anger go! Acupuncture never fails. Oh, hi, Mrs Romero. MRS ROMERO Hello, Bridget. Where is Hector? NICK Hello, Mrs Romero. BRIDGET Do you remember Nick, Mrs Romero? NICK Time to party!! MRS ROMERO Nicky! I cant forget him. HECTOR Oh! Hola, Mama! Sorry Im late. Coffee? MRS ROMERO Oh, yes please. BRIDGET Excuse us, Mrs Romero. Come on, Nick, Im taking you shopping. NICK Uh-uh. BRIDGET Oh? So you want some more acupuncture? NICK OK, OK, Im coming, Im coming. BRIDGET And dont forget your money. NICK Pfwoarrr! BRIDGET Oh, you are learning quickly. NICK Pfwoarrr! MRS ROMERO (I have sweater for you.) HECTOR Oh, gracias, Mama. MRS ROMERO (Do you like it?) HECTOR (It... its unusual.) NICK Hey, Dan! Guess who Im going out with? Bridget! At last she realises that I am the one for her! The only problem is, she doesnt like my manners or my hair or my clothes. BRIDGET I want you more like David Beckham. NICK Ah, like this? BRIDGET Chrissy, Ive been going out with Nick for two days now and he is perfect for me. NICK Wow! That long? Hmm! BRIDGET Well, when Ive changed him a bit, he will be perfect. BRIDGET Oh! You are learning quickly!
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NICK Pfwoarrr! MRS ROMERO (Did your father phone?) HECTOR Oh, oh, oh, oh! Mother, when in London, we speak English. MRS ROMERO Yes, we must. English is the language of high class, so I must teach it... HECTOR Learn. MRS ROMERO HECTOR You must learn it, not teach it. MRS ROMERO Oh, yes. So your father has found you a wife. HECTOR He told me. He must stop shopping on E-Bay. Look, Mum, I dont want a wife. Ive got Annie. MRS ROMERO This girl is from a good family. HECTOR So is Annie. MRS ROMERO This girl is rich. HECTOR I dont care about money. MRS ROMERO But shes almost royalty. HECTOR Mum, Annie is my princess. MRS ROMERO But shes so... HECTOR Shes so clever, so kind, so happy! Annie? MRS ROMERO Very happy! HECTOR What happened? ANNIE Ziggy and I were in a field lying down. MRS ROMERO Sunbathing? ANNIE Protesting. HECTOR And...? ANNIE It began to rain. HECTOR Oh, poor Annie. MRS ROMERO Dont touch her! HECTOR Now listen, Mum, I told you I love Annie. MRS ROMERO Be careful, your pullover. ANNIE Hector, your mothers right. Dont touch me! MRS ROMERO Oh. (A temper too.) HECTOR Why did you do that? MRS ROMERO Because I love you, darling. HECTOR If you knew Annie, you would love her. MRS ROMERO Well, Im going home tomorrow. HECTOR Look, Mum, come to dinner tonight and you will meet the real Annie. And if you dont like her, then..., then I might marry the princess Dad has found. HECTOR Annie? Annie. ANNIE Yes, Hector? HECTOR Can we talk? ANNIE If thats OK with your mother. HECTOR Oh, Annie, shes gone to her hotel now. ANNIE Huh!
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Look, shes going home tomorrow and I thought we would invite her to dinner tonight. ANNIE Well, Im going out. HECTOR Annie, please dont be silly. Stay and be nice to her. She is OK really. ANNIE Well, OK then. But you must do one thing for me. HECTOR Sure. What? ANNIE Scrub my back. HECTOR Oh, but I am still dressed. ANNIE So am I. Well, I cant put these in the washing machine. Theyre filthy. ANNIE Umm, apricot? HECTOR No. Annie, will you behave? ANNIE When? HECTOR When my mother comes to dinner. ANNIE Hmm, probably. Strawberry. HECTOR Annie, I have an idea. Nick is pretending to be someone different. BRIDGET Nick isnt pretending. This is the new Nick. Isnt it, Nick. HECTOR You can pretend as well. You can pretend to be what my mother wants. ANNIE What, Princess Caroline of Monaco? HECTOR Look, Nick is pretending to be what Bridget wants. NICK Yeah. A slave. BRIDGET How can I help? As you can see, Im a talented stylist. Could I have some more cola, please, sweetie? HECTOR My mother is coming to dinner tonight. BRIDGET Oh! So whats on the menu? ANNIE I am! NICK What sort of food does your mother like? ANNIE Babies on toast? HECTOR I dont know. A traditional English dish. ANNIE I am not going to pretend to eat meat. NICK How about roast Annie? Ha-ha!! BRIDGET I know. What about sweet and sour prawn balls? Sweet for me... NICK And sour for Hectors mum! BRIDGET Nick, behave. HECTOR Very funny. I will cook dinner. BRIDGET And Nick will look after your mother because hes such a gentleman now. NICK Dont you worry about Mrs R. Shell have a great time. Leave it to me. HECTOR So, Annie, will you pretend? ANNIE OK, Hector. For you, tonight I will pretend to be the perfect girlfriend. BRIDGET Annie, you and I are going shopping. BRIDGET Its obvious. Urrghh! Too Margaret Thatcher. Hector will love it, but, no. Perfect! ANNIE Nadia, Hectors mother was here again today. Ooohhh! She is so rude to me. MRS ROMERO Dont touch her!
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Your mothers right. Dont touch me! Worse still, shes coming to dinner tonight and Hector wants me to pretend to be the perfect girlfriend! BRIDGET No! HECTOR You can pretend to be what my mother wants. ANNIE What? Princess Caroline of Monaco? BRIDGET Perfect! BRIDGET Its working. Im changing Nick into the perfect boyfriend. NICK Yeah. Slave. HECTOR Wow! Annie! You look great. ANNIE I look 45 years old. HECTOR But my mother will like it. NICK Ah-hah-hah! Snap! MRS ROMERO Versace? ANNIE Marks and Spencers. HECTOR (Hello, Mum. Your usual?) MRS ROMERO Yes. (Yes, please, darling.) BRIDGET Have you enjoyed your visit to London, Mrs Romero? MRS ROMERO I love London. We often visit our friends, Liz and Phil. ANNIE And where do they live? MRS ROMERO Buckingham Palace. NICK There you are, Mrs Romero. MRS ROMERO Oh, youre so handsome, Nick. HECTOR Annie has had an interesting day today, havent you, Annie. Go on, Annie, tell Mother about your interesting day. ANNIE OK. Well, our GM protest went very well today. MRS ROMERO Whats GM? BRIDGET I dont know. Erm, Great Men, a Great Men protest. MRS ROMERO Really? ANNIE It means genetically modified. HECTOR Listen, Mum. ANNIE So, so the farmer came over to see what we were doing... MRS ROMERO Oh, GM, GM! Gorgeous Men! Oooh! NICK Another drink, Mrs R? MRS ROMERO Oh yes, Nick, please. You have lovely eyes. ANNIE Anyway, he told us to go away and when we wouldnt... NICK There you are, madam. MRS ROMERO Where did you learn your beautiful manners? NICK Oh, I was born with them. MRS ROMERO Sit down. ANNIE And then the police arrested us, but I escaped prison so I could be here tonight. HECTOR It is a joke! Come on, Mum, talk to Annie. MRS ROMERO So Annie, Hector tells me you like animals. ANNIE Oh, I love them, but I dont eat them. Im a vegetarian.
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MRS ROMERO How odd. NICK If we cannot eat animals, why are they made of meat then? Ha-ha-ha-ha! MRS ROMERO Youre so funny, Nick. But I do love horses. ANNIE Oh yes, theyre wonderful. MRS ROMERO And I love riding. I love your English hunt. Yes, the dogs, the handsome men in red coats. ANNIE The dead fox. MRS ROMERO Yes, the dead fox. ANNIE No! Its cruel. The poor fox. MRS ROMERO What do you know? You are not from a good family. ANNIE Theres nothing wrong with my family. MRS ROMERO You are not family of beauty. ANNIE Well, anyway, I dont believe that Hector is your son. Hes too good-looking. MRS ROMERO Right, thats it. Im going. HECTOR Mum, Annie didnt mean..., Annie, and Mum didnt mean... MRS ROMERO & ANNIE Yes we did! ANNIE And another thing. You wont need hounds on a hunt. When the fox sees you coming, hell run. MRS ROMERO Hector, I shall see you in Argentina for your wedding. To our perfect princess. NICK Well, that went rather well, didnt it! MRS ROMERO Oh, who is this? Hes darling! HECTOR Oh, thats Charlie. Charlie belongs to Annie.... ANNIE ...Me! Hes my baby. MRS ROMERO Isnt he gorgeous. Yes, darling, heres Mummy. HECTOR Women! BRIDGET So Hector, whos this Latin American princess? HECTOR Er, well, my father wants me to marry her, but I will not, of course. NICK Well, if you dont want her, Ill have her. BRIDGET More wine, Nick! COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA, Nick gets a job as a bouncer. Annie gets a tatoo, and Hector wants to be a tough guy. Extra, dont miss it.

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Episode 15: The Bouncer

COMMENTARY This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London and the boys next door, Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina. Annie and Hector are in love. Bridget and Nick are still datng - just. But Nick is desperate for a job - any job. Stand by for Extra! HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE HECTOR ANNIE NICK ANNIE HECTOR NICK ANNIE NICK ANNIE NICK HECTOR NICK ANNIE
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Ohh, ohhh! Hector, stop being such a baby. But it hurts! I havent touched you yet. Ohhh. Now stay still. You will just feel a little needle prick. Oh, go on then. Hurt me, do it! Hector! Ohhhhh. Hector! Ohhhhh! Ive done it. Huh? Ive removed the splinter. Huh? Oh, er, yes, I knew that. I was joking. What is it, are you scared of needles? Who, me? Dont be silly. But it was a very painful splinter. OK, so if youre not scared of needles, would you have a tattoo? A tattoo?! Yes, yes, I would. Go on then, tough guy. OK, Ill have one if you have one. OK. OK, its a deal. Oh, by the way, Hector... Hmm? I had this done this morning. But then, a deal is a deal, isnt it? I - want a word with you. Tough guy, eh? Yeah. What do you want? I - dont. I dont. I... keep forgetting this bit: I - dont - like - your - face. OK, so is this for television or theatre? Nope. This is real. This is me. And you are...? Cant you guess? Guys, you are looking at Muscles. Where? No, no, no. Its my new name. I am the new man on the door at Ice. What, youre a bouncer?

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What is a bouncer? Its someone who throws people out of night-clubs. Uh-uh-uh. I am an entry executive. So you throw people out of the club. Yeah. Yeah. Nick, my granny could beat you up. Ah! But if your granny came to Ice and caused trouble, I would have to ask her to leave. Besides, Id have Knuckles, Cruncher and Muncher to back me up. Who? The other bouncers. Yeah, right. Hi, sweetie. Has someone died? No, not yet. Why are you dressed in black then? Because, baby, you are looking at the new man on the door at Ice. You are on the door at Ice? Uh-huh. But thats.., but thats wonderful news! What shall I wear? Ill call the girls to find out what theyre wearing. The thing is, Bridget, if your names not on the guest list, then you cant come in. Nick, if my names not on the guest list, then you cant come home. Hello? Oh! Hi! Yup, thats right. I start on Friday. OK, baby! No probs. Leave it with me. Ciao! My mum. She wants me to do some gardening for her. Dan, guess what?! Ive got a new job! Im a bouncer at Ice! Oh, this club is very trendy, very exclusive! I am the new man on the door at Ice! Hey! When the girls see me on the door they wont want to go in! Nick has got a job as a bouncer at Ice. I - dont - like - your - face. If he doesnt get me on the guest list, he is in big trouble! If your names not on the guest list, then you cant come in. Hector, I just won... What are you doing? Oh, just looking for a number. Oh, I see. Well, I just wondered if you wanted to share my chocolate with me before Bridget sees it. Oh yeah! Great! Thanks. Annie? Huh? Did I tell you about the time three people tried to fight me? All at once? Yup. Really?

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Uh-huh. Oh, well, go on. Well, three of them, they came at me... Oh, you poor thing! And what did they want? My sweets. Oh. And how old were you? Six. And they were...? Five, three and two. Hector! Two years old! They were babies! Yeah, but the Sanchez sisters were really tough! Oh, Hector, you are sweet. Annie. Hmm? Do you think I should be more macho? Oh, Hector. You dont have to be a tough guy for me. I love you just the way you are. Oh, Annie. Come on, lets eat this chocolate before Bridget finds it. Oh, please, let me. Oh. Oh! Ooh, youre so strong! Oh! Ow! What is it? You are standing on my foot. Wimp. Ah, hi, Nick. Oh, hi. Hey, listen to this. Bouncer of the month is Alex Smith who last year stopped 955 people from going into his club. What is the name of the club? Er, it doesnt say. It shut down last week. Not enough people were going there. Nick. Huh? What is a wimp? Huh! Well, its not... Ha-ah-ah... Annie just called me a wimp. Yeah. I want to be a tough guy, like you. Huh? Can you teach me? Please? Of course. I was born like this, but I can try to help you, Hector, I can try. Great. Why dont you show me how to be a bouncer. At - it - tude. At - it - tude? Yeah, like this. Are you looking at me?

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Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me? Hey, great! So who am I looking at when I say that? Anyone who is looking for trouble. Aha! And how do I know they are looking for trouble? You just know. Look. What is this? Bridgets old toys! What are they doing under your bed then? I was looking after them for her. Anyway, look, here, this is the club. You - cannot - come in. Let me in! Are you looking at me or chewing a brick, eh? Cause either way, youll lose your teeth. HECTOR Huh? NICK You know - brick, teeth, chew - cha-cha-cha-cha! HECTOR Ah, very good! NICK You are a very scary guy. Hmm! HECTOR Yeah. Look! Its handsome Nick! Ohhh! Ohhh! Look at his muscles. Hmmm! NICK Hellooooo! You are looking lovely tonight. NICK & HECTOR Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! .... ... .. . .... . .. HECTOR Leave my boyfriend alone! NICK Its OK, Bridget. Im just doing my job. ... ... ... ... NICK If your names not on the guest list, then you cannot come in. If your names not on the guest list, then you cannot come in. Huh! Hmm! Please could I have your name, sir? MAN OUTSIDE CLUB What do you want that for? NICK Because if your names not on the ....guest list, you cannot come in. MAN OUTSIDE CLUB And what are you going to do about it, pip-squeak? NICK I ...., I .... MAN OUTSIDE CLUB .... .... Shall be a good boy! Aah-aah! BRIDGET Didnt you hear what the man said? He said, Go. Disappear. Vanish. Evaporate - now! MAN OUTSIDE CLUB OK, Im going! NICK Sorry you had to see that, Bridget. Course I had the situation completely under control. BRIDGET Yeah, yeah, yeah. NICK So, Bridget, why are you here? BRIDGET Hmm, what? Oh, Ive brought you some sandwiches. NICK Oh, Bridget, how nice of you. Huh! Where are they? BRIDGET Where are what? NICK The sandwiches. BRIDGET Oh, I must have left them behind. Never mind!
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So, whos here tonight? Im afraid I cant tell you. Its confidential. Ha-ha-hum. OK, well, theres the usual crowd - Heidi, Kate, Naomi - oops! Sorry, Bridget! I have work to do. Good evening, ladies! Could I have your names, please? Thank you. Just one more thing. Bridget? Arms up, please, ladies. Hmm, you see, hmm, very nice. Thank you. Thank you very much, ladies. Have a great evening. All part of the job. OK, Nick. So when is it my turn? I want to go in! Oh, Bridget, Bridget, Bridget. I promise. As soon as I can arrange it, I will, hmm? Look, theres a big Latino night next week. J-Lo will be coming. Leave it to me. Oh, thank you, Nick! Oh-oh ... Stand back. I need to take control. Good! Everything is under control. I do love Hector, but I think hes a bit of a wimp. Wimp! At least Nick has a tough-guy job at Ice! Ive started my new job at Ice. Good evening ladies! There was one guy who was looking for trouble, but it was OK. I had everything under control! I have the situation completely under control. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bridget was very impressed, especially as J-Lo is coming next week. J-Lo will be coming! J-Lo! Annie? Hmm? About the tattoo. Hmm. Er-hmm. Look. Oh! You did it! Ohh, and Hector, what a wonderful tattoo! Oh, I dont know what to say! Oh! Oh, it was nothing. And I mean it, Hector and Annie forever. Oh, and look! Charley likes the tattoo as well. Oh, Charley! Oh, Hector! Oh! Oh, pl-ease. Ive just eaten! Bridget, look. Hector has had a tattoo done just for me! Oh, isnt it romantic? Hec-ne-ver. Hec-ne-ver? It doesnt sound very romantic. What does it mean? What happened? Its coming off! Oh. Charley has licked it off. Its a fake. Hector, you wimp! Hi, Nick.

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Whats the joke? I am. Oh. Listen, J-Lo is coming to Ice tonight, so we need extra bouncers, so you will be working with me on the door! HECTOR But... NICK And tell Bridget and Annie they are on the guest list. OK, tough guy? HECTOR OK. NICK Hey! Yeah. Good evening, ladies! You are looking lovely tonight. ANNIE Oh, Hector, you look so handsome. Im sorry I laughed at your tattoo. HECTOR Annie, Annie, Annie, I am on duty. BRIDGET Is J-Lo here yet? NICK Shes here. BRIDGET Oh, goodie! I love mixing with the stars. NICK Hi. MAN Shes cute. Hi, gorgeous. HECTOR What did he say? NICK Nothing. HECTOR Was he...? NICK Erm.... HECTOR Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. MAN What are you looking at? HECTOR I am looking at you looking at her. MAN I can look at her. HECTOR Not when I am looking at her looking at you! NICK I think you mean: Not when Im looking at you looking at her. HECTOR That is what I said! MAN You know what? I tell you Im gonna buy her a drink, OK? HECTOR What did he say? NICK I think he said hes gonna buy her a drink. Oh, Hector, no. HECTOR Right, that is it! I am going in! NICK No, Hector, dont. Please... HECTOR Oy, you! Leave my girl alone! Nick! Nick! His mate is chatting up Bridget. NICK Right, thats it! Im going in! Oy, you! Leave my girl alone! CLUB MANAGER Muscles, youre fired! And so is your friend! NICK That was great! BRIDGET I didnt even see J-Lo. ANNIE See, Hector? I knew you werent a wimp. COMMENTARY Next time in EXTRA, Annie is revising for her exams, Bridget has a make-over and guess who is coming to stay? EXTRA, dont miss it!

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