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CANDI DASA The Exotic East

KUTA WEEKLY
“I’ve been to Bali too”, is the catch cry ffor many and even the name of a song much loved in Australia. But even those
who have been to this Hindu Island many times are quickly captivated by the eastern most regency of Karangasem,
ruled by a long line of revered rajahs whose kingdom once extended as far east as the island of Lombok.
The seaside capital of the province is Candi Dasa, while the capital city is Amlapura, just 20 minutes drive away.
From Candi Dasa, the view east never fails to impress ... On the horizon are the island of Nusa Penida
and Nusa Lembongan, while just offshore sit in the intriguing rocky outcrops of Tepekong and Mimpang islands,
the backdrop for many a photographer’s images.
Volume 3, Issue 140 29 July - 4 Aug 2009 (140)
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Indonesia's Minister of
Old Collectables & Bric - a - Brac Jakarta.
The funds are Culture and Tourism, Jero
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tourism promotion program established in Singapore,
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hopes will offset an Germany and Australia.
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you enter this village which is 500 meter long and 250 meter wide and surrounded by natural
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HOTELS - RESTAURANTS - DIVING - SURFING - TRIPS By the way: Kiwi and Aussies close neighbors, but their
Candi Dasa is a small established coastal Resort around 52 Km from the airport. It is nestled in bay of sand and clear blue waters response to the Jakarta bombings worlds apart
which offer breathtaking views across the sea to the small islands in the bay, and to the rear a view of green palm
When the first news of There have been regular There's no such paranoia in
covered hills and mountain terrain. It’s also a paradise for divers offering many spectacular dive sites. the Jakarta hotel bombings media reminders of the 2002 Bali NZ, where an armed threat to the
The resort is famous for it’s many fine restaurants and small hotels, which line the main road through the village.
GUSTI Sings
BALI-BALI
BALI
reached New Zealand, Prime bombings that killed 202 people. South Pacific country would first
Minister John Key said the The Australian toll was 88; three have to seize and occupy 7.7 million
The small community of Balinese villagers provide a welcome and friendliness typical of the culture for which Bali is so famous... Candi Dasa in the regency outrage was a tragedy for Kiwis died. Then there was the square kilometers of Australia,
of Karangasem and boasts some of the most spectacular scenery in Bali as well as being close to many of the major tourist attractions. Indonesia. 2004 bombing of the Australian much of it being desert.
After the body of Embassy in Jakarta that killed nine Having such a huge barrier
Visit us for a taste of the real Bali experience. businessman Tim David Mackay, and injured 150. between NZ and Asia helps most
the Kiwi victim of the explosions, Other sad, bad histories Kiwis take a benign view of
THE BALI SHANGRILA BEACH CLUB was returned home, it was taken continue to grate in Australia, Indonesia.
Unique, Friendly & Relaxing on Thursday to Wellington's including the killing by Indonesian More than 50,000
www.balishangrila.net / Telp: 0363 41003 / 41829 magnificent Old St Paul's Church. troops of five journalists working Indonesian-born people live in
The casket was draped with NZ for Australian TV at Balibo in East Australia, but only 4,000 in NZ.
maritime insignia (Mr Mackay was Timor. That was in 1975, but a new Indonesians in NZ are frequently
a former captain in the merchant film has revived the story. In fact, confused with Filipinos, and at
marine) and Indonesia's Merah- one of the men, camera operator street level, there is widespread
Putih. Gary Cunningham, was a Kiwi, but ignorance of the nation with the
Hundreds, including ten that's often overlooked. largest number of Muslims in the
Indonesians from the Indonesia Understandably, the rest of world.
embassy, attended the service. the world tends to bundle Australia Bahasa Indonesia is widely
Tom Clough, an executive and New Zealand together. Both taught in Australia, but not in NZ.
of the Swiss company Holcim countries were “discovered” by Although Kiwis are great
Cement where Mr Mackay, 62, was English navigator James Cook in overseas travellers, they usually
president director, told the the 18th century and soon settled overfly South East Asia on their way
BOAT FOR CHARTER mourners: “It's easy to blame by the British. to Europe.
(Cruising or Fishing)

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The Indonesian Embassy McCully said his country was not and its people, despite fanatics
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At Mr. GRUMPY’S Candi Dasa the two hotels that claimed the
lives of nine people and injured
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Horoscopes: Predictions for July 27-August 2


ARIES (March 21 to April 19) -- Your honesty is, as SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) -- A family Contact
always, admirable. But you might want to be more tactful member's success pulls you into the spotlight as well.
in discussing a sensitive issue with a family member. Enjoy it, but don't let it overshadow or otherwise Phone: (+62) 87 863 107 159 e-mail: batubelah@yahoo.au website: www.eastbaliresort.com
Remember: You can give advice without giving offense. obstruct what you're doing with your own creative
projects.

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) -- An unexpected SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) --


Using what you already know might not be quite enough
workplace snag should be handled quickly and efficiently
so that it leaves you time for family get-togethers. Also,
you might soon get that long-sought apology.
to get a proposed project off the ground. Look for any
new information that might help tilt the scales in your
A Uniform in Every Banjar?
favor.
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) -- Aspects favor family
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) -- Good Bali Assigns Police leadership and the local press that police have also
matters, especially where children might be involved.
Spending time with loved ones helps restore some much- news: While a changing workplace environment can be Officers to Each of the community enforcement increased surveillance of
needed balance to your typically busy schedule. daunting for some, it could be the challenge you've been
hoping for. If so, confront it with confidence and move Island's 723 Villages organization (pecalang), shops selling chemicals in
on. The Bali police have enhancing scrutiny over order to prevent any
CANCER (June 21 to July 22) -- That seemingly clear-cut AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) -- It's a good
agreement might not be quite so straightforward after all. time to recheck travel arrangements for any changes that taken the decision to newcomers and island possible misuse of those
Recheck for language that could make you liable for
hidden costs and other unpleasant surprises.
could work to your advantage. Aspects also favor assign one officer to each visitors. materials.
strengthening and restoring old, fraying relationships.
of Bali 723 village units as A spokesman for the
LEO (July 23 to August 22) -- Careful, Kitty. Better to PISCES (February 19 to March 20) -- Using your
one of a range of steps Bali police, Gede Suginyar, Www.balidiscovery.com
deal with someone with proven reliability than with a big intuitive reasoning helps you cut right through the being taken to prevent told beritabali.com that the
talker who promises much but can't confirm that he or she double-talk and go straight to what's really going on
will deliver. Your social life really zings this weekend. around you. Stay the course until all your questions are terrorist's acts on the village assignment scheme is
answered. island. only one component of an
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) -- Your By placing an officers overall community policing
matchmaking skills are at peak performance levels both in
helping to staff workplace teams for upcoming projects on permanent assignment policy and is intended to
and for bringing people together on a more personal basis. IF YOU WERE BORN THIS WEEK: in every Balinese village, complement and empower
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) -- You're finally the Bali police hope to
seeing some progress with your new venture. But be You radiate light and warmth, and others community structure already
prepared for it to continue at a slower pace than you're love being close to you. establish closer working in place.
used to. Meanwhile, a loved one could be preparing a
surprise.
relationships with village Suginyar also told the

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Bali Hotel Expats get the green light to come home


Association Issues AUSTRALIANS working was becoming increasingly Trucost, which measures a
overseas may be earning big concerned about the company's impact on the
Security Statement bucks, but there's no place like environment, sustainability and environment and what remedial
home. Just ask Angus Forbes carbon emissions. work is being done by
Www.balilivingproperty.com Bali Hoteliers and Police Tighten Security and Marcus Burns. For six months before management to lessen its carbon
Arrangements for Island's Starred Hotels. The pair lived the high life returning home, he worked for footprint.
Following the bombing of two Jakarta in London, made a mint and have Prince Charles' rainforest project "We are very keen on
KARANGASEM - EAST BALI hotels on Friday, July 18, 2009, the Bali Hotel
now come home to roost -- and to promote awareness of the Mastercard, a fantastic business
Association issued the following security
Freehold 1100 m2, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, & garden US $ 330.000 (VS 008) statement: launch a "green" fund. damaging effects of with a phenomenal brand," Burns
In doing so, they're deforestation and to encourage says. "With the shift from
Leasehold 2 storey Vil a, Beach front, 750 m2 , pool, 3 bedrooms, 90 year lease The Bali Hotels Association would like
to convey its deepest sympathies and sincere exemplifying the trend for Aussie nations to stop burning down cash/cheques to e-payment, there
AUS$ 300.000 (VS 012) condolences to the victims and families big-hitters to pull up stumps and vast areas of valuable rainforest. is less paper money and less
involved in the recent incident in Jakarta on head home. "Angus was becoming impact on the environment."
PADANG BAI - BALI July 17th and we wish those injured, a full and
A recent HSBC survey very passionate about the The green fund has so far
speedy recovery. Our thoughts go out to our
Leasehold 210 m2, 2 storey Vil a, 3 bedrooms, pool, Livingroom & Kitchen US $ 195.000 (VS 025) fellow colleagues and hoteliers in Jakarta found Australians working environment," Burns says. "He only obtained a wholesale licence.
Freehold 2 Storey, 2 Bedrooms, 1000 m2, and Kitchen US $ 385.000 (VS 007) affected by these events. overseas are among the highest was reading a lot and reminding It will be launched next month,
Security in Bali remains on high alert paid in the world, with 20 per cent me about carbon footprint, so I targeting pension funds and
LEGIAN and key stakeholders in Bali have developed a earning more than $US250,000 became hooked. wealthy, sophisticated investors.
close network with Local and National ($320,000) a year -- but about a "There is no global The minimum investment is
Freehold 3 storey Hotel, 17 rooms, 600 m2 US $ 600.000 (VS 002) Authorities to ensure the communication and
third are considering a move back government and unless $500,000. The fund will charge
distribution of relevant updates and actions that
SEMINYAK have a direct impact on the safety of our home. everyone recognises the management fees of 1.28 per cent
Just before the global problem and does his or her bit and a performance fee of 10.25
Leasehold 22 years, bathroom, Kitchen, Pool, 750 m2, 200 m2 Building. guests, staff and communities.
The Badung Head of Regency, in economic crisis took its toll on about climate change, the planet per cent on any positive
US $ 350.000 (VS 013) cooperation with Police, Military and London's stockmarket and will be destroyed. performance after fees and
Intelligence, have met with Bali Hotel Owners, financial hub, Forbes -- better "Angus used to say, 'Life expenses, according to its investor
Leasehold 2 storey Vil a, 32 years, 750 m2, pool, EURO 300.000 (VS 019) Management and Hotel Security Personnel to
known as the husband of Darcey must have more meaning than presentation.
KEROBOKAN discuss and communicate the strategies and
procedures in place from Indonesian Authorities Bussell, former principal dancer making money for yourself and Burns says the idea is to
Freehold 2 storey Vil a, 4 bedrooms, maid room, 3 bathrooms, pool, down to the Community level. of the Royal Ballet in London -- your clients. Let's form a green make investors wealthy, but with
Police and Military and increased their and Burns returned to live a much global equity fund -- a funds minimal impact on the
garden, Kitchen IDR 2 Bil ion (VS 023) security measures and presence at all levels quieter life in Sydney's eastern management business to invest environment.
and have in place a direct emergency
Freehold 2 storey Vil a, 130 m2, 1 bedrooms, semi furnished, water heater & communication number or "Community Hotline
suburbs. in 25 stocks which have been "In a small way, we are
Forbes, an Adelaide boy, specifically picked for (their) trying to do our bit to save the
pool. US $ 155.000 (VS 027) " to report any suspicious individuals or
had worked for 20 years in robust and sustainable planet and at the same time give
behavior. The Bali Hotels Association is sharing
BRAWA - CANGGU resources with the authorities and enhancing London as a merchant banker. management commitment to us a purpose and encourage
the communication infrastructure amongst all Burns, from Brisbane, lighten their carbon footprint'." investment in the right way.”
Leasehold 2000 m2, 7 Vil a, Kitchen, bathrooms, restaurant, bar, pool. EURO 325.000 (VS 014) stakeholders to further improve security support thought that at 38 the time was And so, after returning to
and collaboration.
JIMBARAN "In any crisis there is always something
right for him and his public
relations wife Joanne to start a
Australia and kicking up their
heels for several months, they
Freehold 1000 m2, Brand New Vil a, 3 bedrooms, pool, Kitchen. US $ 395.000 (VS 011) to ultimately learn and improve" BHA chairman,
Robert Lagerwey added. "Emergency situations family. decided to get back to what they
Freehold 3 storey Vil a, 200 m2 land, 2 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, demand an accurate and timely response, and In Britain, the pair had co- are good at -- funds
BHA is doing everything possible to ensure managed a fund at GLG, management, but with a
Kitchen, pool AUD $ 330.000 VS 022)
G BOY
assistance and a balanced reporting on the Europe's largest hedge fund, difference.
More Villas for Sale or Rent in
Karangasem, Kerobokan, Seminyak, Jimbaran.
situation in Bali."

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alongside financial whiz kid Greg
Coffey, who turned up his nose at
$US250 million to stay on at the
Their green fund, Natural
Capital Funds Management, has
already attracted $10m -- mostly
B I
firm for a further five years. money solicited from family and
Please contact Bali Living Property "Coffey is a very intelligent, friends, including cash from both
Jl. Poppies Lane 2, Kuta Beach - Bali very driven and a very successful Burns and Forbes. "A good
fund manager, but he did not chunk of our money is in the
Jl. Raya Candi Dasa - opposite of FAJAR HOTEL socialise -- after work he always fund," Burns says.
You can Call or SMS : went home. He was a family guy," The fund will invest in 25

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Crusoe’s Island
On page 20&21
Burns recalls.
While in London, Forbes
stocks around the world, using
research from British firm
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FO O TBA LL SHO
Archetypes: An Exhibition by Made Wianta

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Bali's Leading Contemporary Artist - but with a new sophistication and
the lessons learned from years of

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at the Four Season's Ganesha

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Gallery August 6 - 31, 2009. experience. These canvasses are

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(As one of Bali's senior and dominated by cubes, lines and
most respected contemporary artists, rectangles, which Wianta sees as the
Made Wianta has explored the distinct mark of human intervention in
foundations of form and color since he nature.
first burst upon the Indonesian arts In his painting "White

BIG - BOY
ALL MADE TO ORDER
scene in the 1970s as a brash, fresh
new force.
In his latest series of paintings,
Archetypes, Wianta returns to his roots
Shadow on Rainbow" our eyes are
drawn to the graduated shades of
blue on a maze-like central rectangle
set against a cosmic storm.
- the elemental building blocks of vision Examination of a second pale white
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WE HAVE As an accomplished
T-Shirts, Singlets, Muscle Shirts, Polo’s, Shorts conceptual artist, Wianta plays with
Caps, Stubby Holders, Key Rings, Bed Covers, Etc. celebrated with several of his inimitable
our vision and our minds as we
and unforgettable installations
If You Want To Make Up contemplate light. So, too, his
connecting his Balinese origins with the
Shirts, Polo’s, Caps, Stubby Holders, Etc. composition "Four Monuments"
best in world art.
For Your Company, Hotel, Restaurant, Bar, Etc presents four slightly out of whack
Archetypes An Exhibition by
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Made Wianta
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Round 20 Round 17 Bali Security: The Elephant in the Room


Editorial: Why the Threat of and Villa Associations are committed to tourism operators regularly scream for the

2009 N R L LADDER 2009 A F L LADDER Terrorism Makes it Imperative that


Bali Regulate its Tourism Sector.
The July 17, 2009, bombing of
cooperating in every way with local law
enforcement in making the island "terror
proof" the simple fact that the great
government to enforce the "social covenant"
and close down illegal money changers,
travel agents, transportation providers and
two international hotels in Jakarta has number of illegal tourism and villa operators who steadfastly refuse to
No. TEAM PW L D F Agnts Pts No. TEAM PW L D F Agnts % Pts once again brought home to the need accommodation providers operate "off register their business, be governed by
for Bali to be unfailingly diligent in the screen" diminishes any real travel industry rules or pay their fair share of
1 M. SEA EAGLE 18 15 2 1 649 280 35 1 ST. KILDA 17 17 0 0 1748 1028 170.04 68 keeping the island safe for both effectiveness of attempts to tidy up and the tax burden.
2 STORM 18 14 4 0 646 449 32 2 GEELONG 17 15 2 0 1875 1376 136.26 60 residents and villagers. To Bali's credit,
travel industry leaders, island
bring into line the numerous loose ends
of Bali's security situation.
The argument most frequently
employed against these illegal operators
3 DRAGONS 18 13 5 0 546 351 30 3 W. BULLDOGS 17 11 6 0 1858 1502 123.70 44 administrators and local police This fact is surely not lost on who are answerable to no one, is that they
authorities huddled within hours of the terrorists, who have proven themselves pose a genuine threat to tourism by
4 WESTS TIGERS 18 11 6 1 443 458 27 4 COLLINGWOOD 17 11 6 0 1665 1440 115.62 44 Jakarta bombing to tighten controls on most adept at varying tactics to take full engaging in shady activities that destroy
Bali's public places and hotels, advantage of weaknesses and Bali's international tourism image.
5 BRONCOS 18 11 7 0 520 418 26 5 ADELAIDE 17 11 6 0 1553 1388 111.89 44 determined to make Bali a tough target vulnerabilities. Because of this, if Bali The crippling effect these scofflaws
6 RAIDERS 18 10 6 2 550 491 26 6 BISBANE LIONS 17 11 6 0 1584 1422 111.39 44 for any aspiring terrorist.
But, any attempt by Bali to
suffers future attacks, no one should be
overly-surprised to discover that the
have on Bali's efforts to improve its security
situation and the latest terrorist attacks in
7 WARRIORS 18 9 8 1 489 462 23 7 C.F CARLTON 17 9 8 0 1701 1570 108.34 36 bolster existing systems and perpetrators laundered their funding Jakarta, have made this great underbelly of
procedures in order to keep the island sources through one of the island's illegal Bali tourism operators the "elephant
8 RABBITOHS 18 8 9 1 546 470 21 8 ESSENDON 17 8 9 0 1612 1597 100.94 32 safe from those intent on its many illegal money changers, traveled in the room" whose presence can no longer
be ignored.
9 COWBOYS 18 8 10 0 443 497 20 9 HAWTHORN 17 8 9 0 1509 1622 93.03 32 destruction, runs into a brick wall when
trying to impose order and rules on a
across Bali's roads scouting targets in
illegal taxis, and sought accommodation The continuing failure to clean up
10 BULLDOGS 18 7 10 1 499 649 19 10 PORT ADELAIDE 17 8 9 0 1569 1726 90.90 32 system where so many elements as "unregustered guests" from illegal Bali's tourism regulatory environment is
operating outside the law. On an island private villa operations. putting much more than the island's image
11 TITANS 18 7 11 0 481 500 18 11 SYD. SWANS 17 7 10 0 1437 1576 91.18 28 rife with unlicensed taxis, illegal money Tourism services secured in this at stake. Indeed, getting the island's travel
changers, un-registered tour guides great underground of the Bali's tourim industry in line has suddenly become a
12 PANTHERS 18 7 11 0 448 517 18 12 RICHMOND 17 4 12 1 1423 1771 80.35 18 and illegal villa operators - Bali officials industry won't show up on the screens of matter of life and death.
13 P. EELS 18 6 12 0 437 494 16 13 N. MELBOURNE 17 4 12 1 1266 1624 77.96 18 are frustrated at every turn whenever local law enforcement; a fact that will
they try to improve security protocols suit just fine both terrorists and the
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While Bali's official avoid any kind of official regulation.
15 KNIGHTS 18 5 12 1 366 570 15 15 FREMANTLE 17 4 13 0 1292 1766 73.16 16 transportation organizations, registered The need for strict enforcement
16 SHARKS 18 5 15 0 319 616 10 16 MELBOURNE 17 3 14 0 1273 1745 72.95 12 money changers, Association of
Indonesian Travel Agents, and Hotel
of tourism licensing rule is a chorus long
and frequently heard in Bali. Legitimate

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Acting naughty found to relieve stress and make you feel
young
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Nathan Buckley to succeed Mick Malthouse as head


Collingwood coach in 2012

Lombok Corner Head coach Mick Malthouse has


been handed a two-year extension
at Collingwood, with Nathan
Buckley becoming his assistant.
Buckley, a former Collingwood
the coaches' box.
But he said the close relationship
the pair had enjoyed for eight years
as coach and player before Buckley
retired two years ago proved that it
became clear it was something he was
ready to embrace and thought was a
great idea for the football club (and for
both men).
"It really was an opportunity that once
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captain, will then replace Malthouse would not be a problem.
as head coach in 2012 with Malthouse "I won't have to look over my
that hurdle was overcome in getting
Mick's tick of approval ... it really was
several times a day. A passengers service to Senggigi is operated by PERAMA moving into a new position as director shoulder, those who know me know very easy."
of coaching. I won't have to do that," said Malthouse said he was very pleased
Those two deals will run at least until Malthouse. the future of the coaching position had
the end of the 2014 season. Buckley said that after two years in been finalised so the club could focus
"It's something our supporters and the media he was ready to take up a on the upcoming finals campaign.
members will embrace, it's something coaching role, and he was delighted The Magpies players and staff were
we as a football club are delighted has to be doing so at a club where he informed of the board's decision on
come to fruition," said Magpies had such close personal and Tuesday morning before Malthouse,
president Eddie McGuire at a packed professional ties. Buckley and McGuire fronted the media
Right on the beachfront
media conference at the Lexus "I can think of no better way to learn conference.
Large comfortable double bedroom Centre. about coaching than under a guy Malthouse will sit down with
Air conditioning The deal was ratified by the who taught me so much as a Collingwood football director Geoff
Semi open air bathroom with hot water shower Collingwood board on Monday night. player," said Buckley. Walsh at the conclusion of the current
Private terrace overlooking the beach
"Clearly it's a fantastic opportunity season to work out exactly how the
Nice back-packer rooms also available Buckley had been linked with the
Tropical gardens for me and, as Mick has said, it arrangement would work in 2011 and
vacant head coaching positions at
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before deciding to pledge his coaching family process to make sure you "We have a unique opportunity and a
future to the club where he made his make the right choice going forward. unique set of circumstances and we're
name as a player. "This has all come together quite going to make the most of it," said
Malthouse said he knew there would quickly from an internal perspective. McGuire.
be sceptics who would claim it would
be untenable having two such strong "... as soon as I met with Mick early
personalities working side by side in last week and on the weekend it

Carlton captain Chris Judd cleared for crucial North


Melbourne clash
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Carlton captain Chris Judd is bad as it appeared. He was rested collected 38 disposals in his second
Ph/Fax : +62 370 693637 Mobile :081805243380 certain to lead his side against late in the game but it was more VFL hit-out on Saturday. Icke said both
e-mail : wwwthebeachclublombok.com North Melbourne on Friday night at precautionary." would be closely considered by coach
Etihad Stadium, in a major boost Judd has missed only one match in Brett Ratten.
for the club's flagging finals hopes. his two seasons with Carlton, sitting "Stevens was good, it was his best
The Blues were bitterly disappointing out round 14 last year after a head game for a while. Walker got through
against Collingwood last Friday night, clash with Essendon's Matthew his second VFL game so he is in
and now run into a Kangaroos side Lloyd. consideration," Icke said. Ruckman
sure to be inspired by Adam The Blues' engine room could be Robert Warnock pulled up well in his
Simpson's retirement. further boosted by the inclusion of first game for the club.
Despite some weekend reports that Nick Stevens and Andrew Walker. Defender Chris Johnson will miss two
the Blues had already ruled out Judd Stevens has been absent for a to three weeks with a hamstring injury,
with an ankle injury, Carlton were month through weight and form while Setanta O'hAilpin is available
emphatic on Sunday that he was in no issues, but amassed 32 disposals after recovering from a collision with
doubt. for the Northern Bullants on the teammate Brendan Fevola.
"That's not the case at all," football weekend.
manager Steven Icke said. Walker required his third shoulder
"He will play. We were confident at reconstruction early in the year amid
Saturday's recovery that it wasn't as fears his career was in jeopardy, but

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Coach admits Mitchell Johnson is not guaranteed to play


in third Test
Australia have failed to Stuart Clark, who simply must play
guarantee struggling because of his experience and "Over the last two years we've played
spearhead Mitchell Johnson a accuracy. some pretty good Test match cricket
place in the third Test and and Mitchell's been at the forefront of
counselled him about his poor Clark and McDonald were that," he said.
body language. Australia's best bowlers in a three-
Given the chance to endorse day match against Northampton, "There have been lots of times when
Johnson as a certain starter at which Australia won by 135 runs on batsmen and bowlers have been out
Edgbaston, coach Tim Nielsen Monday, while Johnson was easily of form and we've stuck with them
would say only that team the worst. and shown some faith.
selection will be based entirely on
the pitch and weather conditions. His only wicket was the very last to "At the moment we're working hard to
fall in the match, giving him second get him bowling as well as we
The left-arm paceman must now innings figures of 1-65 from 11.1 possibly can and he's getting closer
be in danger of losing his place overs after 0-42 from seven overs every time, so we'll have a look at the
for the third Test, starting at in the first innings. conditions when we get to Edgbaston
Edgbaston on Thursday. and make a decision from there.
Asked if Australia could afford to
The only way it may be saved is if persevere with Johnson, given he "He hasn't bowled as well as he
Australia drop spinner Nathan was leaking a run a ball and did not would have liked at Lord's (during the
Hauritz and play four fast bowlers take wickets against a depleted second Test) and he had times in this
on the soggy Edgbaston strip. second XI county, Nielsen replied: game where he went for four, five
"We'll have a look at the conditions and six an over with the ball flying
Even then Australia may decide to and work it out." through gully and slip.
include bowling all-rounder
Andrew McDonald ahead of He defended Johnson's "That's the nature of the beast."
Hauritz and replace Johnson with increasingly bad form.

England batsman Ian Bell has plenty to prove in third


Ashes Test
England batsman Ian Bell Worcester earlier this month.
admits his poor record against "This is a different Australian team
Australia is in the back of his than I've played in the past, but a Bell expected to be a straight swap
mind going into the third Ashes very fine one as well. for Pietersen at No.4 so there would
Test at Edgbaston. be little disruption to England's
The right-hander has been "But cricket's a stats game, and I've batting lineup following their win at
recalled following Kevin got those stats to put right and to Lord's last Monday.
Pietersen's series-ending injury improve on."
for the match on his home county "It obviously makes a lot of sense
ground in Birmingham starting on Bell has missed the last seven with the team playing so well at
Thursday. Tests since being dropped during Lord's," he said.
this year's tour of the West Indies.
The 27-year-old has battled in the "Just to swap straight in for KP
past two Ashes series, scoring Although he doesn't have to worry makes a lot of sense," he said.
502 runs at a just 25.10 from 10 about Glenn McGrath and Shane
matches and admits he has plenty Warne this time around, the "The team's been playing some very
to prove against Australia. Australians have a bit of recent form good cricket, and it's just nice to be in
on him as well. the XI. It's been great to be in the
"Of all the countries I've played, squad, but now to get out there on
I've played well apart from against The Warwickshire batsman made a the field is going to be nice."
Australia. I know that - it's in the duck and 20 in Australia's tour
back of my mind," Bell said. match against the England Lions at
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Aussie 'addict' Felipe Massa communicates adequately crash at


jailed in Bali Hungarian GP
AN Australian man has been
sentenced to eight months in an Seriously injured Brazilian the hospital, about what had condition.
Indonesian prison for taking drugs Formula One driver Felipe Massa happened to him.
in Bali. has been able to communicate Defence ministry spokesman Istvan
Jason Scott McIntyre, from Humpty with his family "adequately", chief Earlier Monday, neurosurgeon Bocskai said that a slow recovery
Doo in the Northern Territory, was surgeon Dr Lajos Zsiros has said. Robert Veres had said the racer's was about to start although "this is
arrested outside a bar in Kuta in the "(Massa) is sleepy but can give eyes might have been damaged in not the phase yet when this can be
early hours of April 20 carrying about adequate answers to questions and the crash, but hospital director stated as a certainty".
five grams of hashish. can move his limbs," Zsiros told the Peter Bacso said his vision could
McIntyre, 33, was initially press in front of the AEK hospital not be examined at this stage. A test to determine if water had
charged with drug use and drug where the Ferrari driver was brought accumulated in his bowels was
possession, a charge that carries a after his crash on Saturday. Felipe Massa suffered skull and negative, Bocskai said, adding the
maximum of 10 years' prison. eye injuries when he was hit on results were "reassuring".
But prosecutors later dropped Massa had been taken off sedatives the head at around 275 kph by a
the more serious charge and asked and artificial ventilation, and a brain spring that broke loose from Massa has been with Ferrari since
the Denpasar District Court to jail the scan had revealed an improvement compatriot Rubens Barrichello's 2006 and was pipped by just one
Australian for just one year. of his condition, the surgeon said. Brawn car during qualifying for the point by Lewis Hamilton in the 2008
Chief judge Sigit Sutanto today Hungarian Grand Prix. title race.
said McIntyre's actions had damaged "Further improvement is expected
Bali's image as a world tourist during the night," he estimated. The 28-year-old Ferrari driver was Winner of 11 grand prix, he is
destination. airlifted to the AEK hospital, which currently seventh this season with
''(But) the defendant regrets Zsiros noted that it would take is run by the Hungarian defence 22 points.
what he did and has promised not to another "week to ten days" to know forces, and underwent surgery for
do it again,'' Judge Sutanto said. skull damage immediately.

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whether Massa would recover fully
"He has a right to recover from or not.
his narcotics addiction.'' He was initially kept in an induced
Judge Sutanto sentenced McIntyre to A representative of the family coma to help his body get through
eight months in Bali's Kerobokan the 48-hour postoperative phase,
Prison, minus time already served.
McIntyre claims he has
meanwhile said that Massa had
been asking his family, present at but was woken up from time to
time to get information on his
See page 40
struggled with drug addiction for
years.

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Allan Border recently compared the two afterthought to play in the first Test at Cardiff. cricket and his consistency to hit the top of
bowlers from 20 years apart, claiming that Had Brett Lee not broken down during a tour off-stump basically every ball. That's - Domestic and International
match at Worcester he would have played in
Hilfenhaus was born to bowl in England.
His figures are beginning to the Test, and Stuart Clark also seemed a
something I looked up to and respected."
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Undercover ABC Four Corners reporter bashed


AN undercover reporter
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A HAWTHORN after the man fell down a and drank a beer while watching
supporter who fell down a stairwell just minutes after the an off-duty Western Hospital
stairwell at the MCG on final siren on Saturday. doctor and Sgt Kilby working to
Saturday has died in hospital. "It was just a sickening stop the bleeding from a head
Efforts to save the 27- thud," said Sgt Kilby, 45. wound.
year-old man, who suffered a "I knew as soon as I The man, from
severe head injury when he fell heard the sound what had Melbourne's south-east, died in
down a stairwell after Saturday's happened, the sound is The Alfred hospital last night
MCG Geelong-Hawthorn clash, unmistakable. about 6.30pm.
were hampered by a beer- "I've seen this kind of His name has not been
drinking patron who pushed thing many times in my career. released.
through the crowd to watch "But this one really had His family, who were by
emergency workers. an effect on me. his hospital bedside when he
An ambulance "Perhaps it was died, have declined to be
spokesman said the incident because my kids were there." interviewed.
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Komodo Dragons as Stay-at-Home Celebrities
Plans to Move Population of the Ministerial decree is quickly Bali branch of the Indonesian
10 Komodo Dragons to a Bali revoked. This is even more Forum for the Environment
Zoo have the People of West urgent given the nomination of (WALHI), told the Jakarta Post that
Flores in an Uproar. Komodo to the list of the wonders the relocation of a sub-population
Plans by the Indonesian of the natural world." of the world's largest lizards to Bali
Department of Forestry to Separately, the Chairman would be bad for both the reptiles
capture and move ten rare of the Regional House of and Bali's environment. Saying
Komodo "dragons" (Varanus Representatives for West "the move will likely have both
Komodoensis) from their Manggarai (West Flores), environmental and social
natural habitat at the Komodo Matheus Hamsi, expressed his ramifications." Wardhana called on
National Park to the Bali Safari shock with the Forestry Minister's the government to make public of
Park is coming under harsh decision, saying: "Why move the environmental impact study
attack from legislators and the komodos to Bali? This decision required before such a decision is
public of West Flores. makes no sense and I feel the made by the government.
Calling plans to move people of Manggarai Barat and Wardhana says that the
the rare reptiles to Bali an the whole of Flores island do not ecosystems of Komodo and Bali
"authoritarian act by the central agree (with this move). The are markedly different, and to try
government," various groups natural habitat of the Komodo is to create a micro-environment
have called for the revocation in the Flores region, so why are suitable for the rare reptiles in Bali
of the Ministerial decree we moving the dragons to a could damage Bali's fragile eco-
authorizing the capture and different habitat?" system. "Before this, eight
removal of the ten Komodo. The Chairman of the elephants were transported from
Cyprianus Aoer, a West People's Group again Mining Bogor, now the Dragons. What will
Flores legislator who sits on (Geram), Bernadus Baratdaya, come next?" Agung asked.
Commission X atf the National also rejected the decision to "Should all of them be put on this
House of Representatives move the Komodos to Bali for relatively small island?"
(DPR) told Kompas.com: "The whatever reason. Bernadus said: The Chief of the BKSDA for
Ministerial decree must be "We will stand in the way of Bali has called for all parties to
revoked. The decision from the anyone, including the Nature reserve judgment on the plans to
central government shows the Conservation Agency of Nusa bring the dragon population to Bali
authoritarian character and its Tenggara Timur (BKSDA NTT), saying, "Taman Safari Indonesia
failure to adequately consider trying to move Komodos from has already proven itself a worthy
local and regional interests." Flores to other places. The only conservator."
The government is Komodo populations is on
defending its decision to move Komodo island, Rinca island and www.balidiscovery.com
10 Komodos from the Wae Flores near Wau Wuul and
Wuul area of the Komodo Samburampas. Because only a
reserve to "Taman Safari Bali" little more than 10 Komodo's still
as part of efforts to preserve exists in Wae Wuul, why are we
the endangered reptiles by moving 10 of them? Isn't this a
means of genetic systematic effort to eradicate the
diversification. Komodos from the island of
Cyprianus sees things Flores?"
differently, however, branding Bernadus questionrd that
the Forestry Minister's decision if the facilities in Flores are
as an effort to further inadequate for the genetic
impoverish the people of Flores diversity of the Komodo,
by sending the iconic dragons shouldn't the BKSDA NTT fight to
to new areas, detracting from improve Flores and not be
the singularity of West Flroes moving these rare reptiles to
as a nature tourism destination.
The legislator added: "The
another place?
Joining the debate, Agung
See on Page 10
people of Flores must push so Wardhana, the Director of the
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The Lone Ranger's Garuda Reports Stabile Passenger Loads


J k e C rn e r
Inbound Bookings on Garuda
from overseas ports to Bali 35 years.
Last Request Flights to Bali Unaffected by
Jakarta Bombings. remain stabile at around 1,800 Bagus says load factors have
Garuda Indonesia reports that people per day. remained constant at around 82.2%
the Jakarta terrorist bombings The decision of the network wide over the 14 domestic
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Australian government to issue a
of July 17, 2009, have had and international destinations served
enemy Indian War Party. heightened travel warning for by Gaurda.
minimal effect on passenger
The Indian Chief proclaims, Indonesia following the Jakarta
loads ex-Australia to Bali.
"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ... Bisnis.com quotes Bagus attacks has apparently had little Www.balidiscovery.com
"In honor of the Harvest Festival, Y. Siregar, General Manager of effect, with the Australian market
YOU will be executed in three days." Garuda Indonesia in Bali, as to Bali dominated by young
THE NUN & THE PRIEST "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" saying that uplift of passengers travelers between the ages of 25-
"What is your FIRST request???'
A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara The Lone Ranger responds,
desert on a camel. "I'd like to speak to my horse." New Offices and New Look for Garuda Indonesia
On the third day out,the camel suddenly dropped The Chief nods and Silver is brought
dead without warning.. before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the
employees will work in the 62 planes. The airline has already
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Priest surveyed their new headquarters. ordered 50 new Boeing 737-
Later that evening, Silver returns with
situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest The CEO of 800NG, 10 Boeing B777-200ER
a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
spoke. 'Well, Garuda Indonesia, and a quantity of A330-200s.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
Sister, this looks pretty grim.' Emirsyah Satar, speaking New Corporate Livery
Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely at the inauguration, said Garuda Indonesia is also
The next morning the Indian Chief admits
that we can survive more than a day or two.' the new headquarters launching a new corporate identity
he's impressed. managed to reflect both a
'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are that includes a new font and a
"You have a very fine and loyal horse", concern for the larger rendition of the mythical bird
unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do
"But I will still kill you in two days." environment and a that inspires its name.
something for me?'
"What is your SECOND request???" corporate dynamism. He The new corporate identity
'Anything, Father.'
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak explained: "The new has been painted on all the new
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was President Yudhoyono
to his horse. Inaugurates New Corporate building, which is both dynamic Boeing 773-800NGs and
wondering if I might see yours.'
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in Offices and New Branding and environmentally friendly, AirbusA330-200s recently
'Well,under the circumstances I don't see that it
the horse's ear. for Indonesian National was constructed using only introduced to Garuda's fleet.
would do any harm.'
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the Carrier. 25% of the funds earned from The "new look" for the
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed
the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting horizon. President Susilo the sale of our old national carrier extends to the
frequently on their beauty. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver Bambang Yudhoyon has headquarters." aircrafts' interiors where shades of
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, formally inaugurated the new Bali's former orange, red and brown are co-
consented and he fondled them for several more attractive than the blonde. head corporate offices for headquarters in central Jakarta mingled with the traditional blue
minutes. She enters the Lone Rangers tent Garuda Indonesia located at is now the office building of the and green colors familiar to the
'Father, could I ask something of you?' and spends the night. Jakarta's Soekarno-Hatta Ministry for State-Owned airline's passengers.
'Yes, Sister?' The following morning the Indian Chief Airport. Enterprises.
'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see is again impressed. According to Satar described the new Www.balidiscovery.com
yours?' "You are indeed a man of many talents," Bisnis.com, the cost of the building as part of Garuda's
'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied "But I will still kill you tomorrow." new home-base for plans to make a quantum leap
lifting his robe. "What is your LAST request ???" Indonesia's national carrier is towards 2018 when
'Oh Father, may I touch it?' The Lone Ranger responds, Rp. 112 billion (US$11 million). the airline will once
The priest consented and after a few minutes of "I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone." Measuring 17,000 again become a
fondling he was sporting a huge erection. The Chief is curious, but he agrees, square meters, the four- leading air carrier in
'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the and Silver is brought to storied Garuda Indonesia the Southern
right place, it can the Lone Ranger's tent. Management Building hemisphere. By 2012
give life.' Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by occupies a five-hectare plot of Garuda is scheduled to
'Is that true Father?' both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, land at an area of the Jakarta operate 116 aircraft, an
'Yes, it is, Sister.' "READ MY LIPS!!!!" airport known as the "Garuda 87% increase in
'Oh Father, that's wonderful... stick it in the FOR... THE... LAST... TIME... Indonesian City Center." In all, capacity compared to
camel and let's get the hell out of here! "BRING POSSE" some 1,000 Garuda the current armada of

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Horror surgeon banned for life from medical practise 'False prince' inspired by Eddie Murphy
A SURGEON being sued the application. psychiatrists, including an Oxford
for allegedly performing botched The Medical Board lawyers University professor of old-age
A "false Arab prince" accused of received worldwide celebrity charged with a further $3000
gynaecological operations on have been fighting to suspend the psychiatry, have been called to
conning his way around the status through international fraud at Airlie Beach and drink-
women in WA hospitals has been doctor since November 2005 and assess the mental health of the
banned from practising medicine. have filed 14 complaints against surgeon. All found he had world, taking beautiful women newspapers for his antics. driving.
The obstetrician and him in the State Administrative depression, but the experts varied in and cars along for the ride, has He claims to be a member of His passport has been
gynaecologist, who has now left Tribunal. their opinions of the severity of his made his way to some of the Saudi Arabian royal family confiscated but the man hasn't
the country, has been The Sunday Times, which illness. Australia's best resorts. and was even signed up for a been given bail reporting
permanently stripped of his right understands all potentially affected On Monday, the Medical The 26-year-old was charged $105,000 contract for a reality conditions and he is believed to
ever to work as a doctor in WA. WA patients have been contacted Board asked for his name to be television show in Europe. have been staying in Cairns with
with a $42,000 fraud after
The ban comes as the by health officials, has been made public, arguing that while they
allegedly living the high life on Reports say the charmer is a other French tourists earlier this
Medical Board of WA pursues investigating the scandal for more did not believe the doctor was lying
further shocking allegations of about his symptoms, he was ``using Hamilton Island for 16 days and good actor and originally month, who then contacted
than a year, fighting to bring the
misconduct by the surgeon case to the public's attention. psychiatrists in a manipulative way'' has since holed up in Cairns started his antics as a joke police.
involving more than 100 female The doctor is also being and some reports should be treated hostels, The Cairns Post after watching the Eddie A man matching Mr Serhani's
patients. sued by five former patients in the ``with caution''. reports. Murphy movie Coming to description has been sought in
The Sunday Times can District Court, seeking personal- But the doctor's lawyer, Talking his way into using America. Cairns in relation to two bottles of
now reveal the first details of injury damages for medical Martin Bennett, said his depression
what is potentially the most negligence. More civil actions will had not improved and publication
palaces, Ferraris, limousines But the Frenchman, who says Dom Perignon, worth $600,
and bodyguards and wining and he once was training to be a disappearing from a bottleshop in
serious medical scandal in the follow in coming months. would lead to a deterioration of his
state's history after a blanket One woman claims in a writ condition including a stay in hospital. dining beautiful women, police officer before studying in Shields St owned by the Crown
suppression order was partially that surgery performed by the ``If you are going to bet on this -- it is Abdelkarim Serhani has Sydney, has now also been Hotel.
lifted on Monday following legal doctor ``constituted trespass as it a very unfortunate thing to bet on
action by this newspaper and the was performed in the absence of someone's life,'' Mr Bennett said.
Medical Board. the plaintiff's consent to do so''. Judge Chaney allowed his Naked girls plough fields to 'embarrass' gods
It can now be reported: Another alleged victim and judgment to be made public but he
The doctor is facing civil her husband filed a writ over a ordered the continued suppression FARMERS in an eastern They said elderly village women custom in the area and the villagers
court claims that could result in botched sterilisation in which the of the doctor's identity and all details Indian state have asked their helped the girls drag the ploughs. have vowed to continue this practice
large compensation payouts for doctor failed to apply a fishie clip of the 13 unresolved tribunal cases, unmarried daughters to plough until it rains very heavily."
the State Government. to her right fallopian tube and including patient names
parched fields naked in a bid to "They (villagers) believe their
One woman interviewed resulted in her becoming pregnant Mediation is listed for later
by The Sunday Times said she and having a child. this year but one alleged victim said
embarrass the weather gods to bring acts would get the weather gods India this year suffered its worst start
was ``angered and disgusted at The doctor at the centre of she was ``angered'' that she has some badly needed monsoon rain. badly embarrassed, who in turn to the vital monsoon rains in eight
the outcome'' and the doctor had the scandal is now believed to be been gagged from talking about her Witnesses said the naked girls in would ensure bumper crops by decades, causing drought in some
left her ``feeling and thinking I'm in South Africa, having fled case and the length of time taken in Bihar state plowed the fields and sending rains," Upendra Kumar, states.
not normal''. halfway through the tribunal and hearing her complaints. chanted ancient hymns after sunset a village council official, said.
While knowing of the court proceedings. He hasn't Health Minister Kim Hames to invoke the gods. "This is the most trusted social
investigation against him, the worked in WA since June 2006. declined to comment.
doctor attempted to cover up the
allegations while trying to obtain
Tribunal president John
Chaney ordered the doctor's
The Sunday Times has
lodged an appeal in the WA
Bali Karate Tournament Gets the Chop
work overseas. He lied in an permanent work ban in March this Supreme Court seeking to overturn
interview and produced fake year and in a judgment found he the remaining suppression orders
Kempo Championships Thomas Lubus, confirmed that
documents of his good standing deceived South African health and allow us to inform the WA public Cancelled Following Jakarta some 400 athletes from 20
in WA. officials while trying to work at a about what is going on. Terror Attacks. countries has been expected to
The judge who banned hospital near Durban. Tempo Interactive reports travel to Bali to participate in
the doctor ruled his behaviour as The Sunday Times has not that the organizers of an the event.
``disgraceful or dishonourable'' been able to report on the ban international Kempo Many of the participants
conduct for a member of the until now. championship scheduled to be were already in Bali when the
medical profession. Most of the allegations held in Bali July 25-26, 2009, decision was made to cancel
The scandal was so have been kept secret for more have reluctantly cancelled that the sporting event, causing the
serious former attorney-general than three years because the event following the Jakarta Indonesian Kempo Association
and health minister Jim McGinty doctor's lawyer has argued he was terrorist attacks which claimed to put together friendly sparring
thought public exposure so suicidal and publicity would the lives of 9 and injured more matches and training sessions
important he personally
intervened and challenged the
worsen his depression.
In the past year an
Secret Garden than 54 people. for the athletes already in Bali.
see page 26 & 27 The Head of the local
suppression in late 2007. He lost international contingent of
organizing committee, Timbul Www.balidiscovery.com
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Melbourne man admits terrorism charges Woman rescued after week trapped in toilet
A Melbourne man has pleaded and taken part in about two months' phone and internet access AN elderly Ipswich woman fell in 3am on Sunday.
guilty to being a member of a training which involved the use of restricted. her toilet, then spent a week "The lady was manouvred to one
terrorist organisation and to being guns and explosives. trapped there before a neighbour side to free her. The door swings "To me that meant that morning but
involved in preparing for a terrorist He has had to report to she meant last Sunday."
heard her cries for help, The inwards and she had her feet
act. In one tapped phone call, submitted Broadmeadows police daily and
Courier-Mail reported. wedged on either side of the
as evidence in that trial, Kent provide them with the registration
The retrial of 32-year-old Shane toilet," said the DCS
berates a co-accused for details of any car he plans to travel He said it was not out of the
Kent was due to start in the The 67-year-old was severely spokeswoman.
discussing matters on the phone. in. ordinary not to see the lady in the
Victorian Supreme Court today, dehydrated when ambulance
but before it could begin Kent That trial was told the group of 12 Mr Champion told the court those officers found her about midday "She was very dehydrated but course of a week.
pleaded guilty to the two charges men planned to launch an attack on conditions have worked well and on Sunday after a concerned she was conscious."
which stem from a police the 2005 AFL Grand final at the there is no reason to believe his neighbour raised the alarm.
MCG. client is a flight risk or that he "I'd never even seen her collect her
investigation going back five A Department of Community She was taken to Ipswich Hospital
harbours any ongoing desire to for treatment. mail," he said
years. The original trial heard he was a Safety spokeswoman said
member of a terror group led by a commit violent jihad.
Kent's offences were part of a emergency services broke into the
Melbourne man who styled himself Mr Champion detailed a house at Eastern Heights in Neighbour Michael Hibberd has
plan to carry out a terrorist attack told media the woman told him
on a major Melbourne landmark. as a Muslim cleric. psychological report on Kent which Ipswich through the back door.
says he is depressed and highly she had been there since about
Today he pleaded guilty to The leader was found guilty of
directing the activities of a terrorist anxious and that his condition is
knowingly being a member of a
terrorist organisation between organisation and was sentenced to likely to deteriorate if his treatment Body of work adds up to good look for hand, foot and hair
at least 12 years in jail. Six other stops.
July 2004 and November 2005.
members of the group were also The father of three is also expecting SO you fancy being a super As a single bloke there are soft drink, no juices, no sugar.''
The indictment says the terrorist
group was preparing an attack sentenced to prison. another child and the court was model, only problem is the times when I find my hand very
asked to allow him to stay at home dodgy melon? And take away food just once a
involving weapons or bombs. Despite no verdict being reached attractive .
so he can support his family. month.
on Kent last year, the Muslim He also did some foot
He also admitted guilt on one Well there's more to life than
count of making a document convert is no stranger to prison. But under the Crimes Act the case modelling jobs at around $250
just being a pretty face - like Then there's Tiupi Neti, who
connected with preparation for a Since his arrest in November 2005 requires exceptional circumstances an hour for a minimum four-
he has spent about three years to be proved when any case for bail perfect hands, golden locks or does promotional work for
terrorist act and being reckless hour shoot.
behind bars. is being made. even sexy feet. companies such as Nivea,
about that connection. That during which of course her skin
charge relates to a video he Today Kent stood before Justice The Crown opposed bail and You can still see his legacy
Thousands of people who don't must look immaculate.
helped make. David Byrne wearing an ash without disclosing his reasons every time the detonator
A third charge to do with coloured shirt with a casual jacket. Justice Byrne ruled that it would not quite fit the latest look - be it appears on the Listerine ad,
He stood stony faced as his lawyer be granted. heroin chic or wonder waif - are She said you must moisturise
supporting Al Qaeda was that's his finger blasting those
John Champion, SC, made the still making a good living in the your whole body twice a day: In
dropped. Kent's supporters sobbed as the germs.
case for continued bail. fashion world as body models, the morning with sorbolene
Kent is by no means unfamiliar ruling was made. Ally Moher is just starting out
the Daily Telegraph reports. cream and in the evening with,
with court appearances. Last Kent was granted bail on strict He will be in court again next month as a hair model and has
of course, Nivea.
September a jury failed to reach a conditions in October last year, a for a pre-sentence hearing. already appeared in ads for
verdict on charges against him. month after the first trial came to an Blair Puata discovered his Goddess Hair Design.
end. niche when someone uttered Sydney modelling agency Ozana
In an eight-month trial a jury was
the life-changing words: "Gee said that people wanting to
told Kent had travelled overseas For nine months he has been under A humble 17-year-old from the
night-time curfew and has had his you've got good hands." break into the industry shouldn't
Blue Mountains, she doesn't
be worried about not being
know what special quality her
conventionally perfect all over
Proud apologetic after glassing incident From then his small, hairless
and perfectly formed hands
hair has, or even what specific
colour it is, only that people
but look at any special features
were required to hold all sorts they might have.
seem to like it.
Brisbane Lions player Albert In the woman's Victim Impact Magistrate Brian Kilmartin imposed a of products, often at awkward
Statement she told the court the scar angles, with arms outstretched, Belle Sarkis has also "done a "We're always looking for all
Proud has publicly apologised to three-month Intensive Correctional
for what seemed like an sorts of different people," a
two women he assaulted in a left above her eye was still sensitive Order, two years probation and 100 bit of hair'' but is more of a
eternity. spokeswoman said.
Gold Coast night club. to the touch and the incident had hours community service. "full-body'' model with good
affected her self confidence. legs who does mostly clothes
The Southport Magistrates Court Proud's also required to pay the "There was so much blood, shoots.
was told a glass held by the 20- The court was told Proud had women a total of $8,000 in sweat and tears on the jobs,''
year-old Proud cut a 23-year-old grabbed another woman causing compensation. he said. "I'd clamp up, I'd get She said it's easy to keep in
woman's face in January this year. bruising. the shakes. Those were the shape: "Not too much drinking,
hard yards. no drugs, plenty of water, no

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