I met this fella the other week A casual encounter so to speak And he wasnt too bad so I felt quite

glad To go back to his place for a bite to eat But he was unclean You know what I mean? Unclean Though it couldnt be seen. ed got this thing that !ou see on the bo" ed got the po". The po". As it happened I ne#er saw the fella again But after a while it became quite plain That the present that he had gi#en to me $as not the sort of present !ou would want to name I was unclean You know what I mean? Unclean Though it couldnt be seen And though nobod! knew wh! I wasnt too pleased I was diseased. %iseased. &o I went to the clinic and I sat in a row And there I got chatting to a girl I know $hod begun to fret because shes not cured !et And she was infected ten !ears ago. &he is unclean You know what I mean? Unclean Though it cant be seen. &he goes to the clinic three times a week at four thirt! Because shes dirt!. %irt!. 'ow the end of m! stor! is rather sad Because I#e fallen in lo#e with a #er! nice lad And Id share his life in fact Id be his wife If it wasnt for the fact that I feel so bad And unclean unclean You know what I mean? Unclean Though it cant be seen. I can tell from !our sighs and the look in !our e!es !oure disdainful And its painful. (ainful.
(SONG UNCLEAN from Little Audreys Story by E. J. Ward.