Santa and Banta boasting of their parents achievements to each other

Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'

Banta : 'Yes, I have'
Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.
Santa Singh goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.

Do you have color TVs?

Sure.

Give me a green one, please

The act of unlocking

A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car,

They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa
working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door.
As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively
tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
"Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!"
"I know," answered Santa.- "I already got that side."

. Sardarji proposes to a woman.

She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

He sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and
watch him killing a huge one.

He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st
and *AGAIN* barefeet!" Santa and Banta at a
bar sipping black label.

Banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner.

As he was getting up to talk to her.
Bartender : "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian!"
Banta : "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get them all"
....and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her
table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he says.
"Honey where exactly in Lesbia, you from
double trouble
There were these two Sardarji twins who looked so incredibly alike,
that sometimes they borrowed money from each other without the
other really knowing about it. Santa Singh with two
red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he
answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of
picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to
my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened
to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
well prepared

Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: "Darling, come home
early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."

"Good" replied Banta, "make sure she`s prepared well".

Sardarji calls Air India.

How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?

Just a sec, comes an answer.
Thank you says the Sardarji and hangs up!
Santa goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk,
"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos
flask." Santa then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It
keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." Santa says, "I'll
take it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His
banta boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then says, "What does it
do?" He replies, "It k .......
Title:-Santa Banta
Submitted By:-Baljeet
Submitted On:-10/26/2004
eeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what
do you have in it?" The Santa replies, "Two cups of coffee and a
coke." ..