Jokes 1. 3-year marriage In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. 2. An Idiot Pupil : Sir, what is an idiot? Teacher : An idiot is a person who tries to e plain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can!t understand him. "o you understand me? Pupil : #o. 3. Who found America Teacher $ean Teacher Students : $ean please point to America on the map. : This it. : %ell done. #ow class, who found America? : $ean did.

4. Wrong Ring &eorge 'ie : Aren!t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? : (es I am, I married the wrong woman.

5. Who is idiot? )If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up) said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. )#ow then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?) en*uirer the teacher with a sneer. )%ell, actually I don!t,) said the student, )but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.) . !ate students Teacher: why are you always late for school? Student: because you always ring the bell before I get here+