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Showering before bed
can be relaxing.
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<font color="#ec14bd">Sync & corrections by honeybunny</font>
<font color="#ec14bd">www.addic7ed.com</font>
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But sometimes the stress of
work just follows you home.
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Huh?
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Ambassador Gary?
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I'm sorry to break
into your home,
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but I've been diagnosed with
inoperable stabberculosis,
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and I want to enjoy
the time I have left.
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I'm resigning,
effective immediately.
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Really terrible news.
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We're going to miss you.
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Uh-oh, y--oh, wuh.
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Uh, oh.
There we go.

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Thank you.
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You may want
to take another shower.
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[Dramatic music]
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[Screaming]
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I have some bad news.
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Derek Gary has contracted
full-blown stabberculosis.
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[All gasp]
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We need a new ambassador
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to the fabled underwater city
of Atlantis.
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I thought Atlantis
was just a myth.
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It's as real as El Dorado,
Narnia, or Skankville.
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In accordance
with our current treaty,
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we provide Atlantis
with all the pizza they can eat.

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Delicious.
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In return, they fight off
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the biggest ass[Bleep]
in the sea,
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the Kraken, which is hell-bent
on attacking Manhattan.
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But now the Atlanteans
are fed up
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with how much garbage New York's
been dumping in the water.
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Apparently, it's been "clogging"
their precious air filters.
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Gary couldn't have resigned
at a worse time.
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I mean, we're right
in the middle of Kraken season.
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So I'll be conducting interviews
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for the ambassador position
immediately.
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And, Callie, I'm going to need
you to put on some makeup.
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We want to make

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Actually, I'd like to apply.
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[All except Mark gasp]
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A woman could do this job.
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I mean,
use your pretty little head.
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Am I right, fell?
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[All except Mark laugh]
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[Groans]
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On behalf of all men,
I want to apologize
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for the most offensive display
of sexism I've ever seen.
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No, Twayne's right.
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I'd never accomplish anything
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with my spectacular boobs, legs,
and ass getting in the way.
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That is effing hooey.
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I grew up watching my older

sister Swoozy
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lose job after job to sexism.
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People blamed it
on her sweating problem.
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She was born with overactive
skunk glands in her pits.
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But I could see
it was really sexism.
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That's disgusting.
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Yeah, male chauvinism
<i>is</i> disgusting.
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And I'll be g-darned if I'll let
you become its next victim.
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Mark my words.
You are getting that interview.
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No, the sweating problem
is disgusting.
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[Discordant voices]
we shall overcome
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we shall overcome
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5 that was beautiful.
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You guys
are really great singers.
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Thank you, but we're not here
for musical accolades.
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We demand you interview Callie
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to be the next ambassador
to Atlantis.
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But I just hired him.
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Meet Dick.
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You hired someone already?
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How could you do this to Callie?
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Mark, it's me.
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Yes, Dick.
Twayne just introduced you.
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No, it's me.
Callie.
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Callie underwent
a sexual reassignment
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so she could get the position.
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I chose Dick as my male name.

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. Your girlfriend's
kind of a hunk.
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Let's give these gentlemen
some privacy.
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Huh?
Check it out.
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Isn't this crazy?
Look at my arms.
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I can't believe you did this
without asking me,
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and, out of
all the names to pick,
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you just went with Dick?
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[Laughs]
I thought it was funny.
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Well, it's not.
It's--it's upsetting.
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Well, it's-technically, it's Richard.
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Why not Ralph or Corey or Beau?
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Look, I could've named myself
[bleep], but I didn't.
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None has the name [Bleep]!
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Honey, this is my dream job
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and I knew that you'd support
my happiness.
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Come on.
Give daddy some sugar.
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Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa now.
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Come on.
No, no, no.
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Hey.
What's the problem, sweetie?
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I'm glad things worked out
the way you wanted,
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but this kind of changes things
in our relationship.
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Why?
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Inside, I'm still the same
person with the same feelings
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and sexual desires for you.
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Don't worry, baby.
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We'll have the next six months
in Atlantis
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to get used to it.
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Six months?
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That's how long
my first assignment is.
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And you know I can't go that
long without hitting that.
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Even if I were good with you
having a p-e-n-i-s-111
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Penis.
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Six months is a long time.
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I have a job too.
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Look, women give up their
careers for men all the time.
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I guess I just thought that you
were more progressive than that.
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I am.
I support women's rights.
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But you are a man now,
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which--that is
a woman's choice to make.
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I'm just-I'm very, very confused.
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I think I need to go
talk this out with some friends.
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So, brothers, while I want
to be supportive of Callie-122
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The name's Dick.
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I can't believe he's already
been inducted into the man club.
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Such broad shoulders.
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I just don't feel comfortable
continuing our relationship
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on a romantic level
because I am straight.
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Ditching your girlfriend
just because she's a he?
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That's discrimination, Buster.
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I guess it was all about
the body for you.
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Not the person.
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I'm very surprised
by this reaction.
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You're not even considering
the benefits.
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I'm becoming very familiar
with the workings
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of the male genitalia,
if you know what I mean.
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Masturbation!
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[Sighs]
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Look, we've given you
a lot to think about.
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Grimes is taking me
out to Atlantis
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his boat tomorrow morning.
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Be at the dock at 6:00
if you want to come with me.
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And if you don't show,
I know it means we're over.
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It used to be
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I couldn't help
but think about

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you and me, oh
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just you and me, yeah, yeah
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now I wonder
will I only be able
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to think about your penis
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oh, no
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Mark's not coming.
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I guess this erection's
going to waste.
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I wouldn't be so sure, sailor.
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I stayed up all night
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thinking about how uncomfortable
it makes me
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to imagine being with Callie
as a man.
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But it also occurred to me
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how insensitive and selfish
those feelings are.
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Inside, Dick

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I fell head over heels for.
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So, Dick, if we can take it
very, very...
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<i>Very</i> slowly,
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I'm willing to give this a shot.
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Come here, you.
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Nothing wrong with a hug,
I guess.
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[Slurping and groaning]
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- No. Ow, ow. No.
- What?
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- There's stubble burn.
- Sorry.
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You guys sure
it's safe to fish here?
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There's a lot of garbage.
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It's all part
of the delicate ecosystem.
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The fish eat the filthy garbage,

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which makes them sick
and easy to catch.
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It's beautiful, really.
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Could someone get my back?
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Go ahead, honey.
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I promise I won't get
too jealous.
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Ooh.
[Giggles]
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Your fingers feel like 10 tiny
newborn babies kissing my back.
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Full stop!
We're above Atlantis!
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I'll prepare
the submersion device.
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You're joking, right?
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- Nope.
- [Grunts]
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Make sure you breathe out
the whole way down, Lilly.
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Don't want to get the bends!

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[Gargling groans]
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Nothing to declare.
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I don't even have any luggage.
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Just put on these togas.
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I'd actually be more
comfortable in my own clothes.
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Togas are mandatory, princess.
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Mark, please show some respect
for their culture.
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Sorry.
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That mannequin looks like
a dead body.
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It is.
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Your people just throw them
in the water
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with the rest of your garbage.
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We recycle them
to hold visitors' clothing.

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Your clothes will be
waiting for you on the surface
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when you go home.
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Swoosh!
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Feels like I got a big one.
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[Gasps]
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It's Lilly!
They killed him.
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They didn't even have
the decency to rob him.
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They just threw away the body.
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Somebody should say something.
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I'm pretty sure
his favorite song
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was <i>Poison</i> by Bell Biv Devoe.
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Does anybody remember the words?
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All: No.
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Wow, this place is huge.

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I told you this job has perks.
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You want to break it in?
Hmm?
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I'm not done with the tour
just yet.
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Men's health magazines...
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Testicle washer...
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Silk-lined glory hole
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this place seems weirdly
tailored to men.
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Uh, I need you to help me
with my testosterone injection.
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I-I've always been squeamish
about needles.
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So where do I, uh-222
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It works best if it's injected
directly into the penis.
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-- Of course it does.
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Whoa!
Wow.

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Well, you didn't skimp
down here.
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You know what I always say.
Go big or go home.
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Right.
[Chuckles]
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Well, you're not going home
any time soon, then.
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[Chuckles]
No, no.
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No, I-just bought the whole block.
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Ambassador Maggotbone.
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On behalf of my people,
I welcome you
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to the underwater city
of Atlantis.
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Thank you, your highness.
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I look forward to beginning
our negotiations tomorrow.
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Allow me to introduce
my companion,
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Mark Lilly.
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<i>Enchante,</i> Mr. Lilly.
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Um, thanks.
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Come.
Let's go inside.
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The pizza's getting cold.
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I'm rusty.
Dude.
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How much you bench?
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I'm pretty sure you're missing
a verb in that sentence, rusty.
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Beauty and brains.
Nothing sexier.
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[Swinging big band music]
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This is an interesting party.
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Things are going to get tense
once our diplomatic talks begin.
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What I mean is,
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there don't appear to be
any women in Atlantis
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at all.
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Wow, Mark,
nothing gets past you.
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Mind if I cut in?
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Uh, he's all yours,
your highness.
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Can't wait
to see how he handles.
257
00:10:13,532 --> 00:10:15,099
Oh, ah, oh.
258
00:10:15,101 --> 00:10:17,568
Soy.
I'm not much of a dancer.
259
00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:19,169
Don't let him fool you.
260
00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:21,538
Mark was a ballroom dance
champion in college.
261
00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:23,607
You just need to loosen up.
262
00:10:23,609 --> 00:10:24,975
Put your hips into it.
263
00:10:24,977 --> 00:10:28,812
[Grunts]
264
00:10:28,814 --> 00:10:32,182
See?

It's as natural as making love.

265
00:10:32,184 --> 00:10:34,451
Now just relax.
Dipping!
266
00:10:34,453 --> 00:10:36,253
And, yes.
267
00:10:36,255 --> 00:10:37,788
Now that you're living here,
268
00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:40,658
hope that dip
is the first of many.
269
00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:43,627
You already got a man.
270
00:10:43,629 --> 00:10:46,964
Stay away from mine, bro.
271
00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,867
Rest in peace, Mark Lilly.
272
00:10:49,869 --> 00:10:54,138
You always were and always
will be my best friend.
273
00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:57,641
Hate to burst your bubble, but
Mark was clearly my best friend.
274
00:10:57,643 --> 00:11:01,011
Mark hated you guys,
but he and I were like brothers.
275
00:11:01,013 --> 00:11:03,646
Does anyone else have a locket
full of Mark's hair?
276
00:11:03,648 --> 00:11:04,881
Didn't think so.
277
00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:07,083
Guys, let's not do this.

278
00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:08,751
Let's do this!
[Grunts]
279
00:11:08,753 --> 00:11:11,887
Last man standing
is Mark's best friend!
280
00:11:11,889 --> 00:11:13,522
Die!
281
00:11:13,524 --> 00:11:16,457
Ow!
What?
282
00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:19,661
This is how much I love you,
Mark!
283
00:11:19,663 --> 00:11:21,330
Best friends to the end!
284
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,564
- Clang!
- Ugh!
285
00:11:22,566 --> 00:11:24,299
Crack!
Splash!
286
00:11:24,301 --> 00:11:27,269
Uh, we should probably
do something about this.
287
00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,604
Twayne's right.
We should plug the hole.
288
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,772
With your fat head!
289
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,407
Get his fat head in that hole!
290
00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:34,743
Block that hole!

291
00:11:34,745 --> 00:11:37,679
Everyone get in on this!
292
00:11:37,681 --> 00:11:38,914
Rah!
293
00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:40,182
Ahh!
294
00:11:40,184 --> 00:11:42,351
[Grunts and punches]
295
00:11:43,687 --> 00:11:45,822
Hey, Dick.
So, yeah, it's been a long day.
296
00:11:45,824 --> 00:11:48,658
So maybe we should just
get some shut-eye
297
00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:50,193
instead of having sex
with our butts.
298
00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:52,862
Oh, our day's
just getting started.
299
00:11:52,864 --> 00:11:54,030
What does that mean?
300
00:11:54,032 --> 00:11:55,398
It's time I tell you the truth
301
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,099
about why we're here
in Atlantis.
302
00:11:57,101 --> 00:11:58,501
We're not here to negotiate.
303
00:11:58,503 --> 00:12:01,203
One of our spy subs
took this picture.
304
00:12:01,205 --> 00:12:02,738

The Atlanteans dug a drain

305
00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:05,541
capable of emptying
all the water around Manhattan.
306
00:12:05,543 --> 00:12:08,010
My God.
The city would be devastated.
307
00:12:08,012 --> 00:12:09,912
Think of the revenue
lost from our ports.
308
00:12:09,914 --> 00:12:11,747
Plus, where would we
throw our garbage?
309
00:12:11,749 --> 00:12:14,116
You know, they really have a
valid point about the garbage.
310
00:12:14,118 --> 00:12:15,952
Mark, we've been over this.
311
00:12:15,954 --> 00:12:18,387
If we don't pollute the water,
how will the fish get sick?
312
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,423
We can't let them
pull that plug.
313
00:12:20,425 --> 00:12:22,825
Tonight I'm breaking
into the king's palace.
314
00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:24,327
I'll make my way to the room
315
00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:25,962
housing the plug's
mainframe computer,
316
00:12:25,964 --> 00:12:27,998
and then I'll upload a virus.
317

00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,500

Unfortunately, I'm going to need
the mainframe's security code
318
00:12:30,502 --> 00:12:32,903
which is tattooed
on the king's lower back.
319
00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:35,272
- Oh, weird.
- Yes, it is.
320
00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:37,040
And someone's going to need
to seduce the king
321
00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:39,275
- to get that code.
- No!
322
00:12:39,277 --> 00:12:41,110
Come on.
The king's clearly into you.
323
00:12:41,112 --> 00:12:43,679
That dance you did?
That really turned him on, Mark.
324
00:12:43,681 --> 00:12:46,081
It was a cha-cha.
It's so simple.
325
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,849
I could teach the steps
to anybody.
326
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,251
You're great at dancing!
You should do more of it!
327
00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:51,653
I know!
328
00:12:51,655 --> 00:12:56,925
Fine.
I'll do it.
329
00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:58,793

Do I look fat in this?

330
00:12:58,795 --> 00:13:00,762
Oh, stop it.
You look great.
331
00:13:00,764 --> 00:13:03,197
I feel like a fat load
in this cat suit.
332
00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:06,740
Damn, that was a stupid fight.
333
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,409
I can just hear Mark nagging us
334
00:13:08,411 --> 00:13:10,745
about talking with words,
not punches.
335
00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:13,281
Oh, yeah.
Real killjoy.
336
00:13:13,283 --> 00:13:14,715
I guess being
Mark's best friend
337
00:13:14,717 --> 00:13:17,519
is kind of like
winning an ugly contest.
338
00:13:17,521 --> 00:13:20,188
Sometimes I wonder why
I even enter those things.
339
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,823
We shouldn't fight.
340
00:13:21,825 --> 00:13:23,625
We should join forces
to avenge Mark's death
341
00:13:23,627 --> 00:13:24,960
at the hands of those
342
00:13:24,962 --> 00:13:27,396

bottom-feeding Atlantean
squid-[bleep]ers.
343
00:13:27,398 --> 00:13:29,331
All: Death to Atlantis!
344
00:13:32,502 --> 00:13:35,171
[Roaring]
345
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,875
Crap.
346
00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:41,879
Remember: All of New York
is counting on you,
347
00:13:41,881 --> 00:13:45,282
so get in there and make that
man fall in love with you.
348
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,317
Make it hot.
Make it sexy.
349
00:13:47,319 --> 00:13:49,185
Let's get sensual.
Let's get erotic.
350
00:13:49,187 --> 00:13:50,453
With a man.
351
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,955
Right now!
352
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,423
Mark.
353
00:13:53,425 --> 00:13:55,324
To what do we owe the pleasure
of seeing you
354
00:13:55,326 --> 00:13:56,893
right before our
pre-bed yank job?
355
00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:58,594
Ah, I was thinking about

how being a king

356
00:13:58,596 --> 00:14:00,396
must be very stressful.
357
00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:04,400
So I thought I'd offer to help
relieve your tension.
358
00:14:04,402 --> 00:14:06,335
You know,
now that you mention it,
359
00:14:06,337 --> 00:14:08,438
I have been feeling extra stiff
360
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,073
ever since you arrived
in Atlantis.
361
00:14:10,075 --> 00:14:11,308
Rusty?
Out!
362
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,711
But, king,
we always yank together.
363
00:14:13,713 --> 00:14:15,045
Yeah, but, I'm sorry,
364
00:14:15,047 --> 00:14:16,948
tonight you're yanking solo,
buddy.
365
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:21,887
When you let your guard down,
I'm going to crush your nuts.
366
00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:24,490
May I offer you a sea-gar?
367
00:14:24,492 --> 00:14:26,224
These are primo.
368
00:14:26,226 --> 00:14:29,194
I'll light mine with yours.

369
00:14:29,196 --> 00:14:31,096
[Sizzling]
370
00:14:31,098 --> 00:14:35,734
This giving you any ideas?
Rubbing the tips together.
371
00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:37,903
That doesn't sound
pleasant at all,
372
00:14:37,905 --> 00:14:40,305
but I'm turned on anyway.
373
00:14:40,307 --> 00:14:42,341
I haven't shaved in awhile,
so my face is rough.
374
00:14:42,343 --> 00:14:43,575
Do you like it rough?
375
00:14:43,577 --> 00:14:44,877
Dude, you know it.
376
00:14:44,879 --> 00:14:46,945
That's what I like to hear.
377
00:14:46,947 --> 00:14:48,413
Hmm, what do we have here?
All right.
378
00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:49,715
Let's see.
Oh.
379
00:14:49,717 --> 00:14:51,216
Oh, that shouldn't be here.
380
00:14:51,218 --> 00:14:53,085
Huh, I think we can
find a use for it.
381
00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:54,587
[Laughs]
382

00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:57,056

I'm not going to let you
torture me sexually
383
00:14:57,058 --> 00:14:59,659
before I give you
a full-body rubdown.
384
00:14:59,661 --> 00:15:02,028
I don't want you
pulling something.
385
00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:05,065
Well, I might want you
pulling one thing.
386
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,667
[Laughs]
387
00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,104
Oh, don't worry
about the tattoo.
388
00:15:11,106 --> 00:15:12,671
It's just some top secret
mumbo jumbo.
389
00:15:12,673 --> 00:15:14,273
No problem.
390
00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:18,010
I'm just going to focus on these
immaculate glutes.
391
00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:19,912
Ah! Yeah!
392
00:15:19,914 --> 00:15:22,047
Has anyone ever told you
that your fingers
393
00:15:22,049 --> 00:15:24,516
feel like the kisses
of ten tiny newborn babies?
394
00:15:24,518 --> 00:15:26,518
Yes, actually.

395
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:30,088
[Dramatic music]
396
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:39,898

397
00:15:42,134 --> 00:15:43,435
Mark, I'm in.
398
00:15:43,437 --> 00:15:46,405
The code is "yankjob 69."
399
00:15:46,407 --> 00:15:47,739
All lowercase.
400
00:15:47,741 --> 00:15:49,274
Mark, hurry back!
401
00:15:49,276 --> 00:15:51,376
I'm ready for you
to massage my front.
402
00:15:51,378 --> 00:15:53,545
Can I leave now?
403
00:15:53,547 --> 00:15:55,180
No, we don't want him
to feel suspicious.
404
00:15:55,182 --> 00:15:57,215
Do whatever it takes
to make him happy.
405
00:15:57,217 --> 00:16:00,419
Remember, you're doing this for
New York's right to pollute.
406
00:16:00,421 --> 00:16:02,387
[Growls]
407
00:16:02,389 --> 00:16:05,189
[Screaming roar]
408
00:16:05,191 --> 00:16:07,859
I don't know what to do.
I'm out pee.

409
00:16:07,861 --> 00:16:11,329
Hey, Kraken.
You hate Atlantis, right?
410
00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:14,265
Yah!
411
00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:16,901
I say we team up
and attack together.
412
00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:18,469
[Growls]
413
00:16:18,471 --> 00:16:20,271
Hey, big guy.
414
00:16:20,273 --> 00:16:23,307
How would you like to eat
our friend Mark's dead by
415
00:16:23,309 --> 00:16:25,376
as a sign of good faith?
416
00:16:25,378 --> 00:16:26,944
That's a good Kraken.
417
00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:28,579
Who's a good Kraken?
Who's our Kraken?
418
00:16:28,581 --> 00:16:30,380
All right.
419
00:16:30,382 --> 00:16:33,617
Let's gear up and go bust
Atlantis's glass bubble.
420
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:35,952
Group high five!
421
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,587
Splash!
422
00:16:38,589 --> 00:16:41,023

Everyone meet
back at the Kraken!
423
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,159
Sorry I was in there so long,
your highness.
424
00:16:44,161 --> 00:16:46,328
My STDs were acting up
425
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,697
'cause they're
big and open and active.
426
00:16:48,699 --> 00:16:49,931
[Grunts]
427
00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:52,134
Rusty!
Not a good time, okay?
428
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,337
We were just about to flip
the penetration coin.
429
00:16:54,339 --> 00:16:55,672
Maybe rusty should say.
430
00:16:55,674 --> 00:16:57,507
I'm not going anywhere.
431
00:16:57,509 --> 00:17:00,077
I overheard your
pretty little thing here
432
00:17:00,079 --> 00:17:03,480
talking to his boyfriend, Dick,
through the glory hole.
433
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:07,383
He gave him the code
to the plug's mainframe.
434
00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:08,651
My God.
435
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,320

Sound the alarm!

436
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:12,088
[Sirens blare]
437
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:14,657
This could've been all yours.
438
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,860
Okay, I've seen way too many
penises lately.
439
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,749
Dick here
isn't even a real man.
440
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,819
Come on, his testicles have
"Made in China" stamped on them.
441
00:17:25,821 --> 00:17:27,988
I changed my gender
to go on this mission
442
00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:31,592
because we knew a male body
would be most appealing to you.
443
00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:34,696
Oh, we're plenty
attracted to women.
444
00:17:34,698 --> 00:17:37,199
To survive at these depths,
you need a lot of testosterone.
445
00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:38,901
Women would die.
446
00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:40,536
You have sex
with the people around you,
447
00:17:40,538 --> 00:17:42,772
not the people you may want
or wish to have sex with
448

00:17:42,774 --> 00:17:44,274

at a later time.
449
00:17:44,276 --> 00:17:47,010
So why not leave?
If you're not gay-450
00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:49,913
Because Atlantis
is a Renaissance city.
451
00:17:49,915 --> 00:17:52,583
We're free to study art,
literature, and science.
452
00:17:52,585 --> 00:17:56,288
We should give that up
just to be "straight"?
453
00:17:56,290 --> 00:18:00,258
Even at these great depths,
you are so shallow.
454
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:01,860
Your highness,
455
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:05,230
when I found out my girlfriend
had become a man,
456
00:18:05,232 --> 00:18:06,965
I wanted to break up.
457
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,902
But I know now
it's what's inside that matters,
458
00:18:09,904 --> 00:18:11,170
not the packaging.
459
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,139
I love this woman.
460
00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:15,675
[Crowd sighs]
461
00:18:17,845 --> 00:18:20,013

We're the same, you and me.

462
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,615
I see that now.
463
00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,584
Please give us another chance.
464
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,185
We won't let you down.
465
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,288
[Slow clap begins]
466
00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:30,157
[Crowd cheers and claps]
467
00:18:30,159 --> 00:18:34,095
Let us Usher in
a new era of trust
468
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:36,297
with a traditional
rolling up of our togas
469
00:18:36,299 --> 00:18:38,465
and
shaking of each other's penises.
470
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:41,468
Whoa.
Very firm grip, your highness.
471
00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:42,970
Mm.
Girthy.
472
00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:44,271
[Alarms sound]
473
00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:46,340
It's the Kraken alarm!
474
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,575
[Crowd yells] Battle stations!
475

00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,044

[Roars]
476
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,947
Hey, Atlantis.
477
00:18:52,949 --> 00:18:55,683
Before you die, know that it's
the friends of Mark Lilly
478
00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:57,318
who sent you to your grave.
479
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,887
The D.O.I. has teamed up
with the Kraken!
480
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,889
This was all a trap!
481
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,558
Pull the plug!
482
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,292
No, this isn't a plot.
483
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:06,660
They're just stupid!
484
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,197
[Machinery creaks]
485
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,370
[Roars]
486
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:22,376
[Ferocious growl]
487
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:25,179
Mark, you're alive.
488
00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:27,248
Yes.
And you guys ruined everything.
489
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,017

We were on the verge of peace.

490
00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:31,619
Actually, now that the drain
is clogged with the Kraken,
491
00:19:31,621 --> 00:19:33,087
Atlantis has no leverage.
492
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,622
We can keep dumping garbage
493
00:19:34,624 --> 00:19:37,058
and don't even have to get them
any more pizza.
494
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,593
Excellent work, team.
495
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,095
Let's go home.
496
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,230
- Slap!
- Oh!
497
00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:47,168
That is for breaking my heart.
498
00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:51,105
And that's what's waiting for
you if you ever come back.
499
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,439
That's good to know.
500
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,708
What was that all about?
501
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:54,909
He kissed me.
502
00:19:54,911 --> 00:19:56,577
Yeah.
You kissed back.
503

00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,279

What do you want me to do?
He's the king.
504
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,447
You know, Mark, for
someone who's really resistant
505
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,617
to kissing guys,
you kiss guys a lot now.
506
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,486
I get kissed by a lot of guys.
507
00:20:06,488 --> 00:20:07,954
Just stand there
like a cold fish?
508
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,022
It's rude.
509
00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:10,290
Why don't you go
kiss another guy?
510
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,724
Here, kiss that guy.
511
00:20:11,726 --> 00:20:13,793
Sir, come here.
You want to kiss my boyfriend?
512
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,992
He's old and gross.
513
00:20:17,358 --> 00:20:19,806
Life can be pretty messy.
514
00:20:20,975 --> 00:20:23,562
Not everyone comes out a winner.
515
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:26,534
Behold! The fallen city of Atlantis,
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and give a big New York hello.

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To the fearsome Kraken.
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So when you find a good thing,
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you shouldn't let it go, no matter what.
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Thanks for everything, Mark.
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I really do appreciate how
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far you are willing to go to support me.
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I still feel really guilty about
what we did to Atlantis, but,
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I'd do anything for you.
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Although,
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I will be happy when you
have that one last surgery.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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