Constitution of Puppyland

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all humans (and puppies) are created equal (not really), and all that oppose will be locked up or banished in the stingiest of cells, because all puppies are cute, though no murders will take place.

Laws
I. II. III. IV. Must own dog-punishment: get a dog Must take care of dog-punishment: dog taken away and owner goes to prison No animal abuse-punishment: banishment Must participate in traditional acts (aside from sports)punishment: prison

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Must attend schools-punishment: detention, and in the case of college, a 4 hour lecture about how education is important. VI. Anyone homeless will be taken in as they were your child. This applies to everyone except people that threaten you. VII. Must attend school for all 18 years-punishment: extra year in school, because education is important. VIII. Wednesday will be national cleanup day, where everyone goes around their house and picks up any trash they can find. A daily check will be established a few hours prior to the cleanup IX. All peoples and puppies will be respected X. No graffiti (unless its for a good cause) XI. The president will be respected, and anyone who tries to assassinate the president-punishment: jail XII. Anyone by the age of 12 must have a phone or a mobile device to contact parents, and to play games. XIII. Pokemon will be the official game of Puppyland, and will be respected. Any disrespect will be tolerated, because other peoples have their own opinions. XIV. Bullying will result in-punishment: detention XV. Everyone must have a passport. People without passports will not be allowed to enter or leave the country. This applies with safety, and the good of our people XVI. Everyone will follow the new religion, puppyism

XVII. Anyone who opposes against Bunnytopias land, leader, style of reasoning, or defenses will be-punishment: jail (Bunnytopia is a dear ally) XVIII. All schools must have at least a stable environment, must play or participate in a sport of sorts (includes all sports that exist (not just proball)). XIX. Everyone has freedom of speech, and nobodys ideas will be left out, unless they are absolutely ridiculous.