Upcoming Woody Allen Movies

Leaked From the Desk of Woody Allen

Love Blooms in Bucharest: A magician (Nick Nolte) and a sexually
adventurous young free-spirit (Blake Lively) fall in love while touring the
sights of Romania.
Canoodling in Naples: A shady mystic (Liam Neeson) and his exotic,
sexually adventurous fiance (Vanessa Hudgens) accidentally summon the
spirits of Pompeii.
Love in Lisbon: A young writer (Jonah Hill) and his straight-laced fiance
(Christina Hendricks) discover they have to share their summer home with
an exotic prostitute. (Salma Hayek). Wallace Shawn and David Ogden Stiers
co-star.
Whatever, I Dunno: A sexually adventurous college student (Selena Gomez)
visits Sarajevo and gets caught in a love triangle with a moody philosophy
professor (Stellen Skarsgard) and a slightly nerdy classmate (Chris Evans,
wearing glasses). Melissa Leo and Jackie Earle Haley play her Bible-thumping
southern parents.
Allo Guv: A working-class London plumber (Shia Laboeuf) agrees to murder
is bosss mistress, an e finds imself wracked wiv guilt.
Meh: A magician (Jeff Bridges) and a sexually adventurous free-spirit
(Abigail Breslin) have an affair in Monte Carlo, but must avoid the ire of her
Bible-thumping father (Danny DeVito).
Heres a Movie: Here are some notes Woody found in his desk drawer. Set in
Copenhagen.
So Many Stupid People: Get this, fellas. An old London widow (Judi Dench)
seeks comfort in wait for it spirituality! Her intellectual playwright son
(Zac Efron) doesnt care for this at all, no sir, but hes caught in an affair with
a sexually adventurous but emotionally unstable college student (Lake Bell).
In the end, only stupid people can be happy.
Heres Another Movie: A very intelligent writer (Ralph Fiennes) threatens
to have his life torn asunder when a sexually voracious college student
(Amanda Seyfried) turns out to be an emotional basketcase. They visit
Warsaw.
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Scoop: A sexually adventurous college student (Scarlett Johansson) teams
with a wacky magician (Woody Allen) to stop a killer (Hugh Jackman).