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Egg container recipient
Aryan Erfani
Best egg container in history

Date: 5/20/2014

Today a product of unparalleled importance was invented. World hunger and famine can
be solved with this masterpiece of a contraption. I am writing to inform you of the parachute
container, modern technologys most recent triumph. It matters not whether the egg is thrown off
a building or a plane; as long as its safely inside the parachute container it will remain unharmed.
After two decades worth of trial and error experimentation, our researchers developed
this perfect container of eggs. By two decades I mean 30 minutes, and by researchers I am
referring to my group of five. I started off suggesting a cube container, a design used by every
other group in this field. But why reinvent the wheel when it is possible to create something far
more beautiful and unique.
Through calculations of the highest complexity, we managed to create a system of
aeration using nothing but a poster board and masking tape. With the egg taped safely inside, we
dropped the container off the second floor of our building. As the parachute container fluttered
down, I understood the significance of what we had created. The parachute container gives any
egg invincibility within its warm, loving embrace.