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Thats it, a little harder next time.
She ducked, weaved, jabbed, and smirked as her fist caught the infallible Hawkeye on the jaw. He
bounced back with a smirk of his own and a shake of his head, Nice hit there Darce, he acknowledged,
jabbing forward himself, pleased when she managed to jump out of the way and spin a kick in his
direction that he barely managed to dodge.
I had a good teacher, Darcy panted, swinging a fist in his direction only to squeak as he caught her
wrist and swung her around until her back was pressed tightly against his chest. An arm stretch across
her chest to grab her shoulder tightly as he pinned her to him in an iron grip, Eep, she shrieked as his
other arm twisted the wrist hed grabbed up behind her, squeezing it between her back and his well-
defined chest.
Im glad you think so highly of me, Clint chuckled, his breath moving the short hairs sticking out by her
ear, causing a small thrill to shoot through her (okay, maybe it was a shiver and it wasnt so small but
denial wasnt just a river in Egypt) and maybe it was just her, but did his nose brush against her temple a
bit more than strictly necessary?
Resisting the urge to relax into his chest Darcy forced herself to concentrate, I was talking, she slid a
foot between his two legs and hooked it around his leg, about, she grabbed at one of the fingers hed
wrapped around her shoulder and pulled backwards, causing him to yelp a little in surprise, Natasha,
she jerked forward, twisting her wrist to break out of his grip as she turned around to swing her elbow
at his head. He ducked just in time to narrowly miss being hit, but didnt see her lift her knee to his
stomach and a loud grunt escaped as the air escaped him.
Instinctively Darcy pranced out of his reach, fists up and ready to defend herself again should the need
arise. A loud clapping came from somewhere to her left and Darcy briefly flickered her eyes in that
direction before refocusing on the man in front of her just in time to see him come rushing at her. They
grappled for a moment before she managed to get a hold of his arms as she lifted a foot in preparation,
dropping to her back she used her foot to propel him over her and onto her back where he landed with
a solid oof.
For a moment they both lay panting, trying to catch their breath, Natasha huh? Clint chuckled a
moment later, lifting he head to look over at her across the mat, Natasha, he repeated, Of course,
he dropped his head to the mat beneath them, Natasha.
Dont hurt yourself there Barton, the amused voice of Natasha Romanoff stated as she appeared in
Darcys line of vision, hand out stretched, Nice job Darcy, she complimented as she pulled the younger
woman to her feet.
Thanks, Darcy wiped at some sweat on her brow with the back of her hand, still out of breath, It only
took forever to get here, but you know, she took a deep shuddering breath, here I am.
Natasha smiled a little, Here you are, taking down one of the Avengers, she stated, Maybe we should
have you replace him, she gestured to where Clint now sat, arms rested limply over his knees.
Nah, Darcy shook her head, grinning over at Clint, He let me win.
Clint raised his eyebrows and tried to look innocent, What? No I didnt.
Darcy nodded in his direction with a slight nose crinkle and a shrug of her lips, Yeah you did, she
smirked, but thats okay, because if I can do that to you, even if youre letting me win, some random
dude who tries to take my stuff is going to get one heck of a surprise. And thats only if they have
somehow managed to survive Mr. Taser.
Shaking his head and chuckling, Clint rose to his feet, So what brings you down here Tash? he asked,
moving over to grab a towel to wipe his face off and pick up his water bottle.
I was sent to Darcys quarters to remind her of the girls day tomorrow, but after a thorough search of
the Tower I finally realized the only other place Darcy would be right now would be in here, she looked
pointedly at Clint, knowing Darcy was too focused on the water leaking from the water bottle in her
hand into her mouth to notice Natashas look at him, with you, she added.
Clint stared back at her, blinking once and shrugging before speaking, So you ladies are having a girls
day before the big party tomorrow? he asked, ignoring the last part of Natashas words.
Yep, Darcy answered, with a short nod, and Im not going.
Both Clint and Natasha turned to stare at her, Youre not? Clint asked at the same time Natasha spoke,
Why not?
Darcy rolled her eyes, mentally reminding herself to make sure to take out the annoying contacts before
she fell asleep tonight, Its all just sogirly, she grimaced, It kinda freaks me out to tell you the truth. I
mean Pepper and Jane really get into it, she picked up her small bag of things and slung it over her
shoulder, Plus, rumor has it, theyre going dress shopping. I dont do dress shopping. Ever. For any
reason.
Natasha shot Clint a small covert look, noting that he was doing the same to her, Why not? Clint asked
with typical bluntness.
Darcys eyebrows raised, Trying to shove all of this into a dress that probably wont fit anywhere
anyway? she gestured to her chest and waist, not something I enjoy doing. Sorry, Tasha, but youre
going to have to suffer that party on your own, she gave a slightly apologetic look to Natasha, Besides,
I dont think Ill be going to the little shindig tomorrow night anyway. It tends to be for all the beautiful
people out there like Pepper and you guys, she lifted a hand to gesture to them, Id much rather spend
my time in my room with my two favorite guys.
A dark look crossed Clints face that almost had Natasha laughing, almost, Yeah? Who?
--->Seriously? Darcy did laugh at him, If you havent had their Phish Food you havent lived, Clints
dark look shifted to one of confusion, Ben and Jerry are the best guys to know, she paused and
thought about it, them and Nicolas Sparks, she tilted her head and nodded with a small smile, They
make for the trifecta of an awesome night.
And thats not girly? Natasha questioned, an amused twinkle in her eyes.
Dont hate, Darcy waved a finger in her direction with a smirk, Well, I guess Ill see you peeps later,
she waved a hand halfheartedly at them as she turned and walked out of the gym towards the elevator
that would take her to her room.
Natasha watched her for a moment before focusing her attention on Clint who was watching the
younger woman avidly as she disappeared, I thought you were working on that, she finally stated once
Darcy was out of sight.
Clint turned to look at her with a raised eyebrow, What?
On her self-esteem issues, Natasha picked up the towel hed discarded earlier and chucked it at his
head, You said you were going to work on that.
Clint rolled his eyes, Theres only so much a guy can do before it becomes obvious that either shes not
interested, his hand flung out in the direction Darcy had gone, Or completely blind when it comes to
the attention men pay attention to her.
Natasha sighed, Believe me, she knows when men are paying attention to her, she frowned, Its kind
of hard not to notice when a mans eyes are more attached to your chest than your face, trust me.
Theres paying attention to her, Clint picked up his own small duffle bag of stuff and lifted it over his
shoulder, and then theres paying attention to her, he pulled the gym door open and waited for
Natasha to pass through before following her into the elevator, Man it makes me want to beat
whatever jerks shes dated in the past for making her think she hasnt got what it takes to keep a man
interested in anything other than her body.
Pressing the buttons in the elevator for their different floors Natasha held a hand up to him, Ive heard
this speech before, and it almost always ends up with me convincing you that it is not actually a good
idea to convince Stark to help you to figure out who her past boyfriends are so you can go and use them
for target practice. So Im just going to skip to the part where I tell you to forget about that and just
focus on convincing her of her worth yourself.
Clint lightly banged his head against the elevator wall, But what else can I do? Shes justshes just
Darcy and shesIve never met anyone like her before Tash, he sighed in frustration.
Shes important to you? Natasha inquired, though she already knew the answer, shed seen Barton
with many women over the years, and not one of them has ever held his attention like Darcy has. If she
hadnt been so certain that Darcy and Clint would be good together she would never have tried to push
them together; she may have grown a little more overprotective of Darcy than was strictly necessary,
but the woman had been the first true friend Natasha could remember ever having next to Barton
himself.
You know she is, Clint turned his head to look at her, but didnt lift it from the wall.
The elevator dinged and the doors slid open, Then maybe you should tell her that.
Clint straightened as Natasha stepped out of the elevator, When? he demanded, When am I
supposed to do that?
Youll know, Natasha answered, her mind already calculating and planning even as the doors in front
of her slid shut.
Who in the name of Nanas crazy cat---? Darcy grumbled, turning over and burring her face in another
pillow as the knocking on her front door grew louder and more insistent, Go away! she shouted, but
her voice was muffled by the pillow.
The knocking paused and Darcy relaxed further into the comfortable pillows, just as she was about to
nod off again the knocking resumed. Loudly. Followed by someone calling her name.
Ugh, Darcy moaned flipping over and staring up at the ceiling, what time is it anyway? she muttered.
It is eight fifty-two Miss Darcy, the automated voice of JARVIS never ceased to startle Darcy, even if
she had been living here for the last two years.
Darcy stretched her arms over her head as her feet reached towards the bottom of the bed, I guess Im
not going back to bed then, am I JARVIS? Darcy stated rhetorically.
Miss Potts and Miss Foster seem quite determined that you get up, Miss Darcy, was JARVIS answer.
Crawling out of bed, Darcy padded over the poor abused door, yanking it open with a yawn, What?
she demanded once she could form words. As her eyes unsquinted from the yawn she was surprised to
find Natasha standing outside her door, not Jane or Pepper as shed expected, Tash? she questioned,
backing up so Natasha could come in, What are you doing here? when an answer wasnt forthcoming
Darcy looked over to find Natasha staring at Darcy in confusion. Confused herself, Darcy looked down
and quickly realized what the other woman was staring at, Its chibi Hawkeye, she answered the
unasked question, I saw a bunch of t-shirts with you guys on them in chibi form and I couldnt resist. I
bought them, cut them up a little to make them a little more comfortable, she gestured to where
sleeves had once existed on her shirt and turned to show the large hole in the side of the t-shirt that
revealed her purple sports bra, And now I wear them to bed so you all dont realize what a nerd I am.
You have a shirt like that for all of us? Natasha questioned, a small smirk on her lips.
Darcy nodded, Yeperdoodles, she sat down on the edge of her bed, folding one of her legs under her,
This one is my favorite though, she pulled the shirt forward a little to look at the large picture of an
overly animated Hawkeye with big cheeks, large dark shades, and his bow and arrow pulled back to
shoot with his tongue sticking out in concentration, Hes just so cute.
Natasha nodded a little, He looks even better in real life though, she noted.
Yes, but since the Hawkeye in real life will never get this close to me, Ill just have to make do with this
guy, she paused to tap the animated figure wistfully before returning her attention to the sometimes
intimidating redhead, You didnt answer my question Tasha, she pointed out, what are you doing.
After taking a few steps closer to the bed Natasha shrugged, I came to get you to come with us for the
girls day weve been planning all month.
Darcy snorted, You mean the girls day Jane and Pepper have been planning all month, she rolled her
eyes, And I already told you I wasnt going to go last night.
Yes you did, Natasha nodded, But Pepper and Jane insist that you have to come and they sent me to
come and get you.
Well that cinches it doesnt it, Ill just cave to their every whim, Darcy scoffed sarcastically, Im still
not going.
Another nod, I figured youd say that, Natasha stated, So I thought Id come and ask you to come
along for my sake, instead of theirs, Darcy raised an eyebrow and tilted her head, but said nothing as
she waited for Natasha to explain, You know how those two get, if you leave me without back up she
trailed off purposefully, her look one that Darcy understood well.
So you want me to come to keep you from going insane? Darcy clarified, when Natasha gave a
succinct nod she sighed, Sorry Tash, but I dont think Im willing to risk the crazies, even for you, and if
she were to risk it for anyone it would be Natasha. It had taken a little bit of courage on Darcys part to
get to know the older woman once shed moved into the Tower, but after shed managed to scale the
first couple of walls Natasha created to protect herself, the redhead had quickly surpassed Jane in best
friend rank, becoming the closest friend Darcy had. Jane and Darcy were still close, but there were some
things that Darcy said and did that she knew Natasha would accept and roll with quicker than Jane ever
could.
So youre not going, Natasha clarified.
Darcy nodded, Definitely not going, she declared, flopping onto her back.
Natasha nodded a few times before mirroring Darcys earlier sitting position on her bed, Good, then Im
not going either.
This brought Darcy shooting straight up, Wait, what? she exclaimed.
If youre not going the girls day and the party tonight, then neither am I, Natasha elaborated, the
amused twinkle in her eye going unnoticed by Darcy.
Darcys eyebrows rose, But you have to go! she proclaimed, Steve will be there! Its your chance!
One of Natashas own eyebrows twitched in return at the younger womans words, Darcy was the only
person alive who knew about her feelings towards her teammate, and she seems to have over
romanticized their relationship. Ever since Darcy had cornered her about her feelings a few months back
and Natasha had somewhat reluctantly given her the answers to the questions shed asked (much
shrieking had followed courtesy of Darcy)Darcy had made it her purpose in life to set two of her favorite
superheroes up together. For the most part shed been subtle about it, simply making some comment
here and there to Steve and urging Natasha to make a move on the man.
It had admittedly led to much more flirting on Natashas part towards the Captain, if for no other reason
than to see him blush and stutter. But Darcys most recent scheme involved Natasha dressing to the
nines and declaring herself Steves date for the night. There may have been mention of not allowing the
Captain to leave for the night without him being made one hundred percent aware of Natashas feelings
toward him. The girls day was supposed to lead up to tonight, but Natasha could admit, at least to
herself that she wasnt certain she was brave enough to put her emotions out there tonight unless she
knew Darcy was around somewhere eagerly awaiting the fallout of her confession, good or bad.
That, and Natasha herself, was a bit tired of watching her two closest friends dance around each other
and if everything went as she had planned, that would end tonight. All she had to do was convince Darcy
to come along today, and her plan would be set in motion; and the best way to get Darcy to go along
with Natashas plan, was to let the younger woman believe Natasha to be messing up her Steve and
Natasha match making, Im not going into all of that without back up, she reiterated, So you if you
dont go, Im not going.
Darcy stared at her in silence for a long time before sighing and rolling her eyes, Fine, she groaned,
Just let me go change. Ill be in the commons area in ten.
Hiding her smirk Natasha nodded, Thank you Darcy, she stated, rising and moving towards the door.
You owe me! Darcy called as she watched the red head leave, big time, she muttered to herself
before groaning once more and dragging herself to the closet. Looking around she snatched a pair of
clean short jean shorts from a shelf, pulled a dark red t-shirt with loose sleeves off a hanger and her
favorite pair of purple and black underwear and quickly changed. Using the restroom briefly she ran a
brush through her hair, loosely pulling it back into a halfhearted messy bun that would likely fall out
before an hour had gone by, applied some light make up, brushed her teeth and frowned at her
appearance. Shed been really looking forward to getting out of going today. But if it was for the good of
the Stasha cause she would go. Didnt mean she had to be happy about it.
Grabbing a pair of black short gladiator sandals and attempting to pull them on while hopping towards
her purse she quickly regained her balance and headed out of her room. A few minutes later she arrived
on the main floor of the living complex part of Avengers Tower. It was a completely open living space, a
large kitchen was off in the back and a large television sat in the middle of the room, but otherwise the
room was open and meant for a gathering place for the people who actually lived in the tower, like
Darcy, Jane, Pepper and the Avengers.
Darcy! Jane greeted her with a wide smile, I wasnt sure we were going to be able to convince you to
come.
Darcy smiled back, Yes, well, when Tasha threatens to boycott all weve worked for these last few
months just because I wont tag along with you crazy chicas I get convinced, she shrugged, smiling at
Pepper, So people, whats on the agenda for the day? Can breakfast be squeezed in anywhere, because
Im famished and if I dont get some coffee asap Im going to have to wrestle that green dude on Seseme
Street for his title as grouch.
Pepper laughed, she had long ago decided that more often than not it was best to just go with whatever
Darcy said rather than try to understand it. In fact, the only person she knew who could keep up with
Darcys not always easily understood ramblings was Tony, who was frequently entertained by the
abstract thinking of the younger woman, We are headed for breakfast right now, she stated, leading
the other women towards the elevator that would take them to the main floor, After that we are going
dress shopping for you and Natasha.
What about you and Jane? Darcy asked, absently pressing the button for the main floor.
Jane gave a small laugh, Some of us dont procrastinate Darcy, she stated affectionately.
Are you calling the Black Widow a procrastinator? Darcy replied with narrowed eyes, and a small smirk
on her lips. She and Natasha may have grown close over the last few years but Jane and Pepper were
still appropriately timid around the assassin.
Sure enough, once Darcys words sank in Janes eyes widened in surprise and a bit of panic, No! No,
thats not what I meant I was just Jane paused in her rambling to search for a word but was stopped
by the elevator dinging open.
I swear Stark has the fastest elevators on the planet, Darcy claimed, stepping out of the elevator, It
only takes like, six seconds to get to the top from the bottom, and you dont even feel anything.
Natasha stopped staring silently at Jane who was now quietly staring at the ground as she walked, a
small smile graced her lips as she spoke, The man is supposedly a genius, the least he could do for
society is speed up the elevators.
Darcy nodded, And I prefer his choice in elevator music to the typical dum dadum dada dadadaum
dadudum dada dadadum, Darcy danced a little as she hummed the stereotypical elevator song, You
know? she asked once the segment of the song was over.
Where to ladies? Happy smiled kindly at the women as he held the door opened for them to climb
into the back seat, not at all surprised when Darcy moved towards the front passengers seat.
I was thinking The Legion for breakfast, Pepper answered once Happy had retaken his seat in the
drivers seat, Does that sound alright with everyone?
Jane nodded as Natasha silently shrugged but it was Darcy who spoke, Um, no, she shook her head,
turning around in the seat just enough to look at the three of them incredulously, If were going out for
breakfast, we are going to go to the best breakfast on the planet, she shook her head with a pretend
look of consternation before smiling at Happy, Lets go to Mark and Macys please, she stated, Trust
me, they are the best, she nodded reassuringly at the three women in the back seat, Even Happy
thinks so, right happy?
Happy nodded and met Peppers eyes in the rearview mirror, Best breakfast to be had next to my own
mothers, he agreed before returning his attention to the road in front of them.
Ah, Pepper tilted her head, And how would you know this Happy? You and Darcy frequent the same
restaurants often? her eyes twinkled with mirth as she spoke teasingly.
Mr. Stark doesnt like Miss Darcy to go out by herself, so whenever no one else is available I go out with
her, Happy answered, She has a peculiar talent for finding fantastic culinary treats all over the city.
Darcy twisted a little more in her seat, Your boyfriend is adorably overprotective, Darcy told Pepper,
And thankfully, since Happy has returned to his position as personal body guard and driver for Tony,
and since he, meaning Mr. Man of Mettle himself, insists that I need someone with me whenever I leave
the Tower and since Happy is the least nutso of the potential body guards around I take him with me the
most, she explained, though she probably didnt need to, But you know that coffee and Danish that
you said you would kill for that one time Jane? Darcy looked at the astrophysicist as she waited for her
to remember, I got it from Mark and Macys, she widened her eyes importantly, And that chocolate
satin pie that Im still not sure you havent killed for Tash? That was from Mark and Macys too. And
those brownies I had once that you thought were made from the clouds of Asgard and the happy tears
of unicorns? she looked at Pepper who rolled her eyes in amusement at Darcys description of the
brownies that had been the embodiment of perfection, Oh yeah, M and Ms baby! she exclaimed.
Happy smiled affectionately at Darcy as she did a little dance in the passengers seat, Seat belt Miss
Darcy, he reminded, realizing she hadnt slipped the belt on earlier.
Rolling her eyes Darcy shifted to pull the seatbelt over her shoulder to click it into place, Happy,
Happy? she smirked at him.
I see what you did there kid, he nodded her way in acknowledgement, But if it keeps me from having
to explain to the boss man how his favorite employee went through the windshield on my watch, it does
keep me happy, thanks for asking.
Darcy laughed, You planning on being in a car accident? she scoffed.
One never knows about these things, Happy informed her seriously, Its best to always be prepared.
Realizing Happy wasnt kidding around anymore Darcy nodded, her amusement dimming a little, I
know Happy, Im just messing with you.
Happy gave her a wink, I know kid, he smirked a little and shot the women in the back seat a quick
glance, So whats on the agenda for the day ladies? he asked, changing the subject; he was one of the
few who knew just how much Tony actually cared about Darcy, whether the billionaire would admit it
out loud or not.
Pepper smiled at him, Well apparently we are headed to the most amazing breakfast around, she
started, Then we are going to Madelines so Darcy and Natasha can pick out a dress for the evening.
Jane and I already came up with some ideas we thought you girls might like, Darcy could barely contain
the amusement she felt when she saw the cautious look Pepper gave Natasha, then after that I have
scheduled a spa day for us at the Midnight Balm Spa that includes massages, facials, and mani/pedi s.
Mmm, Jane moaned with a contended grin on her face, I havent had a spa day since I graduated with
my second doctorate.
Darcy rolled her eyes in affectionate amusement, Are you sure we need all of that? she asked, not
sure she was really comfortable with the idea of people being in such constant contact with her body. It
wasnt that she didnt like being touched, but sometimes a girl likes to have a little personal bubble
space, you know?
Its a girls day, Darce, Jane rolled her eyes, If you cant do all of that on a girls day when can you?
Pepper smiled at Jane and nodded, Exactly, she turned her grin on Darcy, Besides, how often do you
get to go dress shopping, and have a spa day all on Tony Starks dime?
An eyebrow arched as Darcy peered at them over the shoulder of the seat behind her, Tonys paying?
she asked curiously, Does he know about this? when Pepper just shrugged noncommittally Darcy
laughed, Well, that does sound like a good reason to go all out then, she grinned conspiratorially at
Natasha, Right Tasha?
Natasha allowed a slow grin full of mischievous promises to cross her lips, Sounds like fun, she agreed.
Speaking of fun, Darcy exclaimed, whirling around in her seat as she felt Happy make the turn that
would take them to the parking garage nearest Mark and Macys place, Were here! Once Happy had
turned off the car she didnt wait before propelling herself out the passenger door, followed closely by
Natasha who had sat just behind her. The two women began the short trek from the parking space to
the restaurant while Pepper and Jane waited patiently for Happy to get their door, Come with us
Happy! Darcy shouted when she noticed Happy preparing to just head back into the car to wait for
them. There was a small moment of hesitation on Happys part before Pepper and Jane encouraged him
with echoing sentiments.
Pepper, Jane and Happy caught up with Darcy and Natasha as the two women waited for traffic to slow
so they could cross the street and minutes later they were pushing open the door of a quaint looking
mom and pop caf. A small bell jingled as they entered and a woman smiled at them from behind the
bar, Seat yourselves dears, Ill be with you in just a moment.
Morning Belle, Darcy waved stepping around Pepper and Jane who had halted just as they entered as
they looked around, taking in the comfortable booths and tables in black and the teal tables and the
antiques that covered every wall in the place.
Well if it isnt Miss Darcy Lewis! Belle grinned back and lifted a rag in a wave of her own, It has been
nearly a week since we saw you last girly, the curly haired waitress declared, Now you go have a seat
with your friends and Ill bring you out some of your favorite morning Hot Chocolate.
Darcy smiled with a pleased look in her eyes, Two please, and could I get some coffee with that for my
friends? she asked, Two of your caramel macchiatos please, she held up two fingers as she spoke and
waited while Belle nodded before leading the small group to a table, only to change direction and head
for a booth when Happy declared hed sit at the bar to let the ladies be by themselves, Get ready to be
amazed, she declared as she sat down next to Natasha, who slid into the booth first, I personally
believe their hot chocolate to be ambrosia from the gods, she noticed Janes amused smile and added,
The Greek ones, not Norse, just to see Jane roll her eyes, but their caramel macchiatos are the best
around. Never had it better from anywhere else.
Just as Darcy finished speaking Belle appeared at their table to set four mugs down in front of them,
Here you are, she spoke as she rested the mugs down, Now, here are your menus, she handed the
four menus out to each of the women, And Ill be back in just a moment to get your orders, she smiled
down at them and turned away.
So whats good here? Jane asked as she scanned the breakfast menu, feeling more and more lost as
she saw the hundreds of different options.
Darcy scoffed, What isnt good here is a better question, she stated, Personally their French toast is
to die for, and any one of their pancakes can only be heaven sent. I love their waffles too, she added as
an afterthought.
Well that narrows it down, Jane remarked sarcastically with an amused grin sent Darcys way.
You want me to order for you or something? Darcy asked, only partially serious.
Jane stared at her for a long moment before closing her menu and setting it down on the table, Sure,
she stated with a shrug and simultaneous shake of her head, why not?
Pepper echoed Janes movements and rested her menu on top of Janes, I think Id like to see what you
order for me as well, she agreed, Just as long as it doesnt have
Strawberries, Darcy finished for her, right, she sounded a little confounded by the turn in events,
but turned to Natasha just as the Black Widow folded her menu and set it on top of the growing pile of
menus, Et tu Tasha? she sighed, a reluctant grin breaking free, Fine, she declared a moment later,
returning her focus to the menu in front of her, Im going to nail this, just you wait and see.
As Darcy studied the menu intently Jane and Pepper conversed, talking about various things.
Occasionally Natasha would join in the conversation, but for the most part the spy was just sitting
quietly watching the two woman opposite her. Next to Clint, Darcy was probably the only person alive
who knew just how talkative Natasha could be when she really felt like it, it had taken several months, a
lot of open ended questions, and a night full of Ben and Jerrys (which Natasha had, gasp, never had
before then) and lots of chocolate bribery, but eventually shed felt comfortable with Darcy to open up
in a way that Darcy believed shed never opened up to another person before.
It was probably safe to say that next to Clint, Darcy was probably the only person who could still draw
breath who knew so much of Natashas past. She wasnt even sure SHIELD knew all of it. It didnt help
Jane and Peppers case that Natasha was very much aware of their cautious approach to communicating
with her. Even now, every time Natasha offered some tid bit to contribute to the conversation the
surprise the two other women still felt occasionally at being addressed by a woman like Natasha was still
evident in their eyes.
You ladies ready to order? Belle asked a few minutes later, notebook in hand and a wide welcoming
grin on her lips.
Darcy looked up at her, They decided to let me order for them, she informed the waitress sounding
almost exasperated, And I guess Im ready to order for them.
Belle gave her a challenging look, Alright, lets see how good your breakfast picking prowess is, she
gestured for Darcy to go on.
Alright, well, for Pepper well get the peach waffles, with bacon and some vanilla yogurt, Darcy
nodded in Peppers direction, then she looked over at Jane, For Jane well go with some of your French
toast, some hash browns, and some bacon. Then for Tasha, she hesitated and gave Natasha a
calculating look before she settled on a choice, Shell have some of your double chocolate pancakes
with sausage and your special spicy eggs.
Lips shrugging in thoughtful assessment Belle nodded, Okay, and what for you dear Darcy? she asked
pointing her pen at Darcy.
The usual, Darcy grinned up at Belle, White chocolate raspberry flower pancakes with hash browns
and bacon,
With extra syrup, Belle added knowingly, writing it all down with a nod, Alright, well Ill get right on
that, she smiled at them and turned to walk away.
Darcy watched her walk away for a second before calling her back, Add Happys tab to our own would
you? she asked with a nod at the man in question as he sat playing some game on his Stark phone.
You got it, Belle agreed before heading back towards the kitchen.
Silently Darcy returned her focus to her friends, So how did I do? she asked a few moments later,
curious to know if they thought shed done alright.
Ive never had peach waffles before, Pepper allowed, looking unsure about the choice but curious all
the same.
Darcy nodded, They are fantastic here, I swear, she raised a hand meaningfully, What did you think
Jane?
Jane shrugged, French toast sounds good to me.
Not just good, Darcy warned, Amazing, wonderful and everything good in this world would be more
accurate, you wont regret it, I promise, she then turned to Natasha, And you Tash?
Natasha gave her a knowing look, How can anything with the words double chocolate be bad? she
asked sounding more enthusiastic than Jane and Pepper about her choice.
Darcy gave a vigorous bounce of her head, You are going to love it! she clapped her hands just as the
swinging door that led to the kitchen swung open and a plump woman came rushing out.
There is only one person I know who orders flower pancakes! the woman declared, her white curly
hair flinging around as she rounded the breakfast bar to head straight for their table. Using her fingers
to push her glasses up her nose quickly the woman extended her arms, Darcy Antoinette Lewis as I live
and breathe, I thought you were dead girl!
Laughing Darcy rose from her seat and stepped into the womans embrace, Hi Mama Macy, she
replied, squeezing the apparent namesake of the establishment they were currently in before sliding
one arm around her waist as she turned to face their table.
You havent been in for days Darcy-girl, Macy stated dramatically, smiling up at Darcy.
Darcy rolled her eyes good naturedly, Its only been eight days mama, she argued, Things just a little
busy at the Tower is all, she squeezed the other womans waist as she spoke, And I brought friends
this time, so that has to count for something right?
Macy rolled her own eyes in response, The last friend of yours has been trying to convince my baby to
marry him as of late, she nodded in Happys direction where Happy sat talking to Belle, making the
woman giggle and blush.
Well I can promise these girls arent after your daughter Mama, she reassured Macy sarcastically, she
knew very well that Macy thought the world of Happy and was more than ecstatic that Happy was
pursuing Belle, Tasha, Pepper, Jane, she smiled at her friends, Id like to introduce you to Mama
Macy, she squeezed Macys waist affectionately again, Mama, Id like you to meet my friends Tasha
Rushman, she used the alias loosely, Pepper Potts and Dr. Jane Foster.
Doctor Foster? Macy repeated, looking up at Darcy curiously, You mean the genius you worked for
before you started on with that Tony Stark man?
The one and only, Darcy agreed with a nod and a smile sent in Janes direction.
And did you say Pepper Potts? Macy went on, As in Talias current heroine?
Darcy looked over at Peppers curious expression and nodded, Talia is one of Macys foster children,
she elaborated as if that would help explain something important.
Macy looked at Natasha, Im sorry dear, but I didnt recognize your name, what is it you do?
Natasha blinked calmly before answering with a simple, I am Peppers PA, she then lifted her hot
chocolate and took a sip.
How wonderful to meet you all, Macy then declared, looking pleased, Its nice to finally have faces to
put with the names Darcy is always throwing about. None of you would happen to have a picture of a
Clint would you? she then asked, her eyes sparkling with amusement.
Actually, Natasha shifted in her seat and pulled out her phone, I do, she noted Darcys panicked
expression and simply smiled sweetly as she handed Macy the phone with a picture of Clint bent over
just as he picked Darcy up over his shoulder. Both of them had wide grins on their faces, and even
though Darcys long hair blocked her face from view it was easy to tell she was laughing. Darcy peered
down at the picture curiously, having never seen the photo before, There are more if you just swipe
over, Natasha gestured what she meant.
Curious, Darcy reached forward and did just that, forgetting for a moment that shed been wary of
showing Macy pictures of Clint. Another picture came next of Clint smiling as he squeezed Darcys
cheeks, forcing her lips into a fish face as she glared at him. There was a picture of Clint and Darcy all
tangled up as both of them stretched towards the television remote (never mind the fact that they both
have televisions in their own rooms) and another of Darcy tugging on Clints ear in a bar some place to
keep him from staring at a passing woman. There was a quick series of the two of them with
mischievous grins as they pulled various pranks on the different occupants of Avengers tower followed
by non-applicable pictures of a bewildered Steve with pie in his face, Thor with marker all over his face,
Tony with his hand stuck in his hair and lipstick all over his face, Bruce with green skin (theyd placed
green Kool-Aid in his towelsClint had been unsure about it all, but turns out Bruce actually had a sense
of humor) and Jane staring into an empty poptart box. The last picture was one that had Darcy stilling, it
was of Clint slumped down on the couch his hand buried in Darcys hair as her head rested in his lap;
they were both fast asleep.
Darcy looked up from the phone to stare at Natasha, who was actually struggling to look innocent and
unaware of what Darcy was seeing. She ran through several comments she could make, both funny and
not and finally settled on, Stalker.
So this is your man? Macy turned to give Darcy a knowing look, Seems to me like all you two have left
to do is admit your feelings to yourselves.
Natasha actually smiled at that, Thats what Ive been telling them.
Theres nothing Darcy cut herself off, because that wasnt quite true, there was definitely something
there, but, Clint is one of the beautiful people, he is so far out of my league its almost kind of funny,
and he doesnt even think about me that way anyway. Im like that annoying little sister he cant get rid
of.
Darcy-Girl, if that is how a man looks at his sister then Im a four eyed leprechaun, Macy shook her
head in consternation, Just promise me that when you two do get your act togetherbecause you
will she emphasized to keep Darcy from interrupting, you bring that boy by to meet me.
Darcy was saved from answering by the timely arrival of Belle and a tall older man who looked to be
about Macys age, Hey there Darcy-Love, the man greeted, holding the one plate he held out from his
body to accept a hug from Darcy.
Hey Mark, Darcy returned, closing her eyes for a moment while she hugged him, Its been ages, she
exaggerated with a laugh.
Mark chuckled, the wrinkles in the corners of his eyes crinkling just a bit more in mirth, Darcy-love,
when you live in a city like this, and work with the person you work with, one begins to worry when one
hasnt seen hide nor hair of a girl.
There was a quick roll of her eyes as Darcy smiled up at him, I apologize, she placed a hand on her
chest, I forgot that you two worry so easily.
Just dont let it happen again kiddo, Mark winked, Now, whos the angel who ordered the flower
pancakes? he asked, fully aware it was here.
Oh! Me! Darcy grinned widely and clapped her hands acting overly excited as was expected, Me, me,
me! she quickly slid back into her seat, returning Natashas phone to her without even thinking about
the motions, It looks so good, she proclaimed once Mark slid the confection in front of her.
Mark smiled down at her, backing up to wrap an arm around his wife, Anything for our favorite
customer, he told her.
Oh you flatterer, Darcy brushed the comment off with a grin, I bet you say that to everyone.
Macy rolled her eyes, Nope, just to you, she supported Mark, Well, well leave you ladies to enjoy
your breakfast, she lifted a hand in a small wave, You let us know if you need anything, she nodded to
emphasize her point.
We most certainly will, Pepper looked up from her peach covered peach waffles, It all looks so
delicious!
Belle finished setting the final plate down in front of Jane, The best breakfast in the city, she agreed,
Once youve had our food, nowhere else will ever taste as good.
Darcy hummed as she took her first bite, Spectacular as always, she smiled up at Belle who smiled
back before shifting her attention to some new comers, Well, what do you all think? Darcy asked as
she watched her friends tuck in.
Everyone praised the food, even Natasha. Pepper gleefully proclaimed that this was her new go to spot
for breakfast food from then on out. Conversation then flowed easily between them, talking about this
and that. Bite by bite their food disappeared until it was all gone. Eventually the four women rose from
the booth and Pepper headed to the counter to settle the bill. As she stood waiting for Belle to ring up
their meal Pepper caught sight of the display case full of deserts, Is that them? she asked Darcy
eagerly, pointing at the plate full of brownies.
Darcy grinned and nodded, That is them, she replied, And that is the pie that Tasha loves, and the
Danish that Jane adores and the cookies that Happy will do anything for, and my favorite cheesecake,
she pointed to each desert as she spoke, not aware of the calculating gaze in Peppers eyes.
Well take a box of those brownies, that chocolate satin pie, four Danishes, a box of the cookies and
that cheesecake please, Pepper abruptly ordered as Belle returned to the counter.
Belle stilled, her eyes wide as she took in the order, after her mind caught up with what Pepper was
asking she shook her head and smiled, Sorry, you just surprised me there, she moved forward and
opened the display case to retrieve the deserts requested, Is that everything? she asked as she rested
the boxes on top of each other on the counter.
Pepper handed over her credit card, For now, she said, But I have to ask, do you cater parties and
events?
Uh, Belle stammered, looking stunned for a moment, Weve never been asked to, she admitted.
Pepper nodded, I may be approaching you sometime soon about some possible events Id like you to
cater, she warned, I havent this pleased with a meal and this in love with anyones deserts since I was
a child.
Thank you, Belle accepted the compliment, still looking as if shed just received a huge gift, Ill be
right back, she lifted the card as if to explain something.
As Darcy watched Belle walk way she couldnt help but ask, What was that all about? she turned to
look at Pepper incredulously.
Pepper looked surprised, What? I cant spend Tonys money on good food?
One, Darcy raised a finger, I am totally okay with you spending Tonys money, B, we cant exactly
carry this stuff around with us all day, unless youre willing to call off the spa day stuff and call the day
quits and just go back to the Tower and veg which I am definitely down with, and thirdly, I wasnt talking
about buying the deserts I was talking about you practically offering them a new catering job.
An eyebrow raised as Pepper turned to look Darcy head on, They have fantastic food
Which I told you about before
And both Tony and I only want the best at any event we have, so why not ask them to cater for us?
Pepper went on as if Darcy hadnt interrupted, If they dont want to do it thats fine, I was just curious if
they currently already had a catering business.
Darcy smirked, No, actually they dont currently cater, but thats because the catering part of their
business died out not long after the place opened. They dont exactly get a lot of traffic around here,
Darcy raised her hand to gesture around them, Its pretty awesome of you to want to hire them.
Pepper accepted the unstated thanks with a small nod, and the conversation was dropped as Belle
returned with her receipt and the deserts in a bag Thank you, she accepted the bag and turned
around, leading their small group out of the caf after calling a few goodbyes.
Silently the group trekked back to the large black SUV where Happy placed the bag of deserts in the back
trunk before getting the door for Pepper and Jane to climb in. Predictably Darcy and Natasha grabbed
their own doors and climbed in.
To Madelines then? Happy asked as he climbed into the drivers seat and started the engine.
Pepper nodded, You can just drop us off there and go take the rest of the day off until we call you for a
ride back to the Tower, she informed him, All I ask is that you take the deserts back and place them in
the fridge
In the industrial kitchens, Natasha interrupted, Behind a bunch of stuff so that Barton and the other
boys dont sniff it out, she bluntly ignored Darcys amused snort, I would hate to have to kill one of
them for eating my pie.
Happy chuckled, You got it, he agreed, You sure you ladies dont need a ride from the dress store to
the spa? he asked as he checked over his shoulder before switching lanes.
The spa is only a block or so away from Madelines, Pepper let him know, We can walk that far
without any trouble.
Jane nodded, And even if there is trouble we have an Avenger already with us.
Natasha gave a small shrug with a little smile, Darcy can hold her own in a fight if she needs to too, she
added, However, I dont think there will be any need for a confrontation today, unless Darcy really
doesnt like the dress you are going to try and put her in.
Pepper laughed, Dont worry, I think Darcy will like the choices we picked.
I wouldnt be so sure, Darcy warned, Ive been known to be a picky dress shopper, she shook her
head, It was part of the reason I didnt go to prom.
You didnt go to prom? Pepper sounded positively scandalized.
Darcy rolled her eyes, I didnt have a date, didnt want a date, didnt have a dress, didnt want a dress,
my mother wouldnt let me go, even if I had both of these, and I didnt particularly care to fight that
unnecessary battle; so no, I didnt go to prom, she shook her head at Pepper, But its not like Im the
only one in the vehicle who didnt.
Natasha doesnt count, Pepper countered, She had an admittedly difficult childhood, let alone the
fact that she was in an entirely different country where I doubt they even have proms like we do here.
Shifting a little in her seat Darcy turned to look back at them, Its actually called Vipusknoy vecher or
evening of graduation. Its a celebration they have for graduating from school. Its a lot like prom
actually, she noticed Natasha looking at her curiously, So I studied Russian a little in college, she
admitted to the red head.
? (How much Russian?) Natasha asked.
Darcy hesitated a moment before replying a little reluctatntly, , ,
- , (Enough to get by if I ever needed to live in Russia) Darcy
shrugged, . (Languages just come easy to me.)
Natasha abruptly switched languages, Cuntos idiomas? she questioned in Spanish. (How many
languages?)
Quelques, Darcy shrugged again as she answered in French, Ma mre me parlait beaucoup franais
quand j'tais un enfant, (My mother spoke to me in French a lot when I was a child), she switched to
Spanish, Y mi escuela primaria fue parte de un programa de inmersin en espaol, (And my
elementary school was part of a Spanish immersion program), she shook her head, changing to German,
Danach hob Deutsch und Japanisch in der Schule war einfach, (After that, picking German and
Japanese in high school was easy). She paused for a moment before adding in Romanian, Apoi am
studiat limba rus, arab, chinez, i Farsi n colegiu, (Then I studied Russian, Arabic, Chinese and Farsi
in college).
E o romeno? Natasha asked in Portuguese just to see if Darcy understood. (and the Romanian?)
Romanian and Portuguese I just kind of picked up here and there when Ive had a moment, Darcy
switched back to English.
Natasha actually looked a little stunned, So you actually speak close to eleven languages?
Now Darcy actually looked a little embarrassed, Twelve if you count elven from Lord of the Rings.
Jane blinked at the both of them in surprise, I understood none of that, she stated her eyes flickering
back and forth between Darcy and Natasha, Since when you know any foreign languages Darcy?
Darcy lifted one of her shoulders, I know a lot of things you dont know I know, she replied, then
winced because that didnt sound half as intelligent out loud as it did in her head.
Is here a good enough place to drop you ladies off Miss Potts? Happy asked, pulling up to a curb,
trying not to look too much into the fact that Darcy was apparently fluent in several different languages.
Dumbly Pepper nodded, This will be fine Happy, thank you, she then proceeded to push her own door
open and climb out of the car onto the sidewalk. She was joined a few moments later by Darcy, Jane and
Natasha, and she waved Happy off, Well now that that bombshell is out in the open, she tried to
lighten the stunned mood.
Jane seemed to be trying to mentally pry into Darcys mind, but when Pepper spoke she jolted a little,
Oh right, dress shopping, her excited face was back, Darcy, you are just going to love the dresses we
picked out for you to try on, she declared as she brushed past Darcy and Natasha to walk towards the
front door of the dress shop.
Im sure, Darcy rolled her eyes sarcastically as she reluctantly spun around to follow Jane and Pepper
into the building, completely oblivious to the watchful eyes of Natasha on her back.
Walking into Madelines was a bit like you would expect walking into a dress shop to be like; wide open
spaces stretched deep into the building and everywhere she looked Darcy could see dresses of every
color hanging on manikins and hangers. Other than the woman at the front small service desk the place
seemed to be empty, however, and a quick glance at the entrance told why. It appeared you had to have
an appointment to get in this early.
Madeline? Pepper called as she approached the white blond haired woman.
The woman peered up, her glasses perched on her nose precariously. She took stock of their group
before her eyes focused on Pepper, Pepper! the woman declared brightly, a smile lighting up her face
as she moved around the small desk, It has been too long, she stated, pressing a quick kiss to each of
Peppers cheeks, I am sorry that I was not here to help you when you came last, but my ex-husband
just had to see me on that exact day, she sounded exasperated, All for custody of a dog he doesnt
even like, she shook her head and rolled her eyes.
Its alright, Pepper assured her, Maryann was perfectly wonderful, a poor substitute for you, but nice
enough, Pepper was clearly laying it on a bit thick, but Darcy had the immediate sense that as long as
the woman liked you things would be in your favor, whatever things may be; get on her bad side
andwell, Darcy thought she might give Natasha a run for her money in the revenge department.
Never get married Pep, Madeline commanded, Its nothing but a waste of time, energy and money,
she shook her head, Now which one of you is Darcy and which one is Natasha?
Darcy slowly raised her hand when it was clear Natasha wasnt going to say anything, Im Darcy, she
spoke then pointed to Natasha, And shes Natasha.
Madeline seemed to be sizing them both up with her gaze, hmm, she hummed, I do think I will have
to get rid of a few of the colors you chose for this one, she walked around Natasha, scanning the spys
body from head to toe, But this one will not fit many of my creations, Madeline turned her attention
to Darcy, poking her in the hip meaningfully.
Trying not to feel as if she were a teenager again being yelled at by her mother for all the things shed
done wrong, Darcy frowned, Theres this thing called personal bubble space, she smiled thinly at the
older woman, ever heard of it?
Madeline blinked at her, Heard of it yes, she replied primly, Respected it, no.
Clearly, Darcy retorted sarcastically, crossing her arms over her chest defensively, And for the record,
my hips are just fine, she added.
Again Madeline blinked at her, Did I say they werent? she asked, You have a lovely figure darling, it is
just not an easy one to match with just any dress. But I do think I have just the dress for you.
Admittedly a little caught off guard Darcy fumbled for something to say before deciding to just stay
quiet. Natasha was the one who spoke next, So you have a few dresses for us to try on?
Yes, follow me, Madeline led them through the store to the back where there were walls covered in
mirrors, Natasha you will be in here, she pulled on a handle that was on one of the mirrors, revealing a
dressing room inside, and Darcy, she moved to the handle a few feet down, You will be in here. I will
hand you each a dress, you will slip it on and come out here so that we may evaluate the dress together.
You will notice there are no mirrors in the dressing room, so you will have to come out if you wish to
know what the dress looks like on.
Darcy nodded and accepted her first dress before stepping into the dressing stall. She took a deep
breath, frowned at the dress in her hands and then sighed, best to get it all over with. Half an hour later
she was exhausted. Shed tried on over twelve different dresses, some were too small in the chest,
others too small in the hips. Some were the wrong color, or the wrong length, others were simply just
wrong. Natasha had found her dress nearly fifteen minutes agoa stunning strapless gown with a high
low skirt and gold sequins on the chest that darkened to black around her waist before fading back to
gold streaks at her hips to the hemline of the dress. It was gorgeous, Natasha was gorgeous.
It wasnt that Darcy didnt like looking at all the dresses an gowns around her, it was more that she
hated feeling frumpy and uncomfortable in her own skin while trying on dress after dress that just didnt
fit right. She liked to make herself the center of attention on occasion, but she hated to have the
attention forced on her, especially when the attention was focused mainly on her millions of flaws.
Jane and Pepper had each even managed to try on their own gowns to double check that they still fit
perfectly in the time Darcy had taken climbing in and out of various materials. Peppers dress was a
simple strapless silver gown with a pleated torso that was interspersed with small rhinestones that
sparkled when the light hit them. The fabric was a thick silk that probably had some special name Darcy
wasnt even aware of. Jane on the other hand had gone quite bold with her choice of a daring red tulle
gown that had a stone covered strap that stretched across one shoulder. The fabric pulled around her
waist to gather just above her hip from which a large starburst of silver rhinestones spread.
Darcy sighed as she meticulously hung her most recent dress back on the hanger it had come from. She
really didnt want to be here right now. Anywhere else would be preferable. A knock came at the door,
signaling Madelines return with yet another dress. Shoving her frustration aside Darcy pushed the door
open and exchanged dresses. Pulling the gown handed her into the room she hung it up on the hook
across from her and studied it.
It was actually very pretty, much more so than the last few dresses shed been handed. The top was
pleated and had beads on the single shoulder strap and on the side at the waist, it then flared out at the
hip area and flowed from the initial black into a royal purple that immediately reminded her of
Hawkeye. As she pulled the dress from the hanger she noticed three strips of fabric that broke up the
otherwise backless spance of the dress to connect first to the shoulder strap and then to the other side
of the dress.
Silently chanting to herself, please let it fit, please let it fit, she carefully pulled on the dress, loving the
long strip of silky thin fabric that dropped from the shoulder to the bottom of the dress elegantly. As
she moved to open the door to reveal to her friends the find, she noticed the slit that stretched from the
ground to halfway up her thigh. Yes, this was the dress. It fit like a glove, it was beautiful and she felt like
a princess. Grinning broadly she shoved open the door and stepped out.
This is it, she declared firmly as her friends came into sight, What do you think? she struck a pose
dramatically.
The silence that greeted her was flattering. The looks on her friends faces were stunned, and she
thought she may have even noticed a tear in Janes eye there for a moment. Its perfect, Pepper
agreed, holding up her hand and gesturing for Darcy to turn so they could take in the full effect of the
dress.
You look beautiful, Natasha commented, and that in and of itself was a compliment. Natasha didnt
hand out compliments like that often, but when she did they really meant something.
Yeah? Darcy looked down at herself, You think so?
Natasha gave her a slow knowing grin, I think Clint will not be able to take his eyes off of you tonight.
Darcys eyes flashed up to hers, Tasha we talked
That dress is magnifique! Madeline stated as she returned from hanging up the last dress Darcy had
sent out, I told you I would have the perfect dress! she preened. She studied Darcy silently for a
moment before adding, I have just the shoes to go with that dress. It will add just enough height that
you will not have to worry about tripping over the hem, she disappeared for a moment before
returning with a box. She opened the lid and pulled out a pair of silver strappy heels, These will match
perfectly with the gown, she held them out for Darcy to take them and try them on. A few minutes
later she had to agree, the height was just enough that the hem fell safely out of range of her feet
stepping on it, and the shoes felt inconceivably comfortable.
Ill take it, Darcy decided, Can we buy it now?
Madeline smiled, Pepper is already having the other three gowns delivered to the Tower this
afternoon, I will simply add this to the shipment.
Darcy nodded and stepped back into the dressing stall, feeling significantly lighter. The rest of the day
just got easier now that finding a dress was over. Pulling her clothes back on she gingerly returned the
dress to the hanger it came from and exited the room. Niceties were exchanged as Pepper paid for the
dresses and they exited the store.
Once theyd left the building Pepper let out a long deep breath, That woman is exhausting, she sighed,
Half the time I dont like her, and the other half of the time I dont know what to think about her. I
swear, if her gowns werent so gorgeous I wouldnt keep coming back.
Darcy laughed, Just how much did that little shopping trip cost our friend Tony anyway? she inquired,
following Pepper as she led them towards the spa that was nearby.
You dont want to know, Pepper shook her head with a small smile, Its almost obscene how much
that man will allow me to spend.
Darcy shrugged as if it werent that big of deal, He loves you, she stated simply, as if that explained
everything, which, considering how close Darcy and Tonys brain processes seemed to be, it probably
did.
Pepper gave her a smile, I suppose I deserve it after all the stuff Ive had to put up with over the years,
she said as if she actually believed it.
Thats the spirit, Darcy laughed, moving a little ahead to grab the spa door and open it for the others,
After you, she ushered them into the building. By the time Darcy joined the other women in the
entryway Pepper had already spoken to the receptionist who was waiting to escort them to their group
massage room.
The receptionist gave them instructions, pointing out the towels and robes available before leaving
them to their own devices to get ready for their group massage. Darcy turned to make some witty
comment to Jane about something and noticed Pepper fidgeting a small ways away, You alright there
Pepper? she asked carefully, growing more concerned as Pepper seemed to snap out of some sort of
trance.
Im pregnant, she abruptly stated.
Everyone froze. Darcy, Jane and Natasha all shared a look before they turned to face Pepper who looked
just as startled by what shed said as they were, Sorry? Jane asked her to repeat herself.
Im pregnant, Pepper repeated, sounding less surprised and more nervous this time, Im about two
months along, and Im scared out of my mind, she sounded as if the words had been bothering her for
some time now and they were eager to escape.
Jane and Natasha looked at Darcy, and she thought to herself that it was ironic that out of the three of
them she was the most emotionally stable, Does Tony know? Darcy inquired, though she was pretty
sure that had Tony known anything about this there was no way there would be a person alive on the
planet who didnt know about this.
Pepper shook her head and collapsed onto a nearby wooden bench, No, she moaned, I dont know
how to tell him. I dont even know if he would want it or how he will respond, now the fear was
beginning to make itself known in the tears that were quickly gathering in her eyes.
Darcy moved to sit down next to her, wrapping a comforting arm around her shoulders, Hey, Tony is
going to be ecstatic, Darcy assured her, Hes going to be over the moon happy, and then hes going to
get protective, very protective. Like he might hire you a privet army protective, Darcy smiled when
Pepper couldnt help but laugh at the image she created, Any way you decide to tell him, he is going to
be so happy. Trust me.
Pepper swallowed back the tears, swiping at the few that escaped her eyes, I think I know that, she
confided, But what if hes not? What if he decides Im notI dont know, she shook her head.
Hey, Darcy moved to crouch in front of Pepper, Even if he initially gets upset about it, thats why you
have me and Tasha around, well kick him into submission. You know between the two of us we can
make his life quite miserable. But thats not going to happen, she smirked as she noticed the subtle
disappointment on Natashas face, Because Tony loves you. He has loved you for years. A baby just
makes things better for you two, she smiled wistfully, I bet Tony would be an awesome dad.
A quick nod was Peppers answer, He will be, she agreed, then seemed to realize how positive that
sounded, He will be, she repeated, lifting her head to look at Darcy with a thankful smile, You know,
if theres anyone who could predict how Tony would respond it would be you, she tilted her head, You
get him better than I think even he does. And you are startlingly accurate when you predict what he is
going to do next.
Darcy shrugged, Just dont tell him hes predictable, she grinned, Well never see an end to the chaos
if you do, she laughed and rose to her feet, Now, what do you say we get ready for these spectacular
massages?
Pepper rose as well and accepted a hug from Jane. Pulling away a few minutes later Pepper nodded, I
wont be getting the same kind of massage as you three though, she mentioned, Its not safe for me
and the baby to get a massage like the kind you are getting.
Youre getting a prenatal message? Natasha asked, surprising them.
Pepper shook her head, No, just a reflexology message, she supplied, Its a special kind of massage
that targets the different areas of your body through your hands and feet.
You mean you dont have to get naked? Darcy wittily questioned, throwing a random towel at Pepper,
giggling when it landed on her head. With that the tension in the room was broken. They chatted while
they changed and the room went relaxingly quiet once the massages actually started.
Darcy couldnt help the quiet moans that escaped every now and then when her massuse managed to
find a particularly tense spot in her body, but as she laid there her mind drifted away, flitting from
thought to thought. At some point she remembered Natashas phone and the several pictures she had
on it of Darcy and Clint in variousadmittedlycoupley positions. She hadnt been aware until that
moment of just how frequently she and Clint could be found in each others personal space.
Shed probably always been aware of the man who watched from afar, even back when he first rolled
into town with all the other SHIELD jackbooted thugs. For the most part she ignored him, he was always
up high, always watching someone somewhere doing something. There had been moments when shed
called him on it, turned and looked him dead in the eye and then laughed to herself at the startled
expression that would cross his face when she did. She was really good at always knowing where his
perch was; even when it was somewhere she couldnt actually see him, she could always justtell where
he was.
It had been after she caught him watching them from one of these perches, one where she literally
could not see any part of him, but she was sure he could see all of her, when hed first approached her.
Theyd been having one of the few group meals (which translated to the geniuses were too busy
working to leave the lab so she brought them food so they didnt up and die) when he just casually
strolled up to her and asked point blank, How do you do that?
To which shed innocently replied, Do what?
After that he became more and more difficult, but never any harder to sense. It became a little game for
her, Jane was droning on and on so hey, why not try to find bird-boy (whose name she still didnt
know)? A quick glance around, a tingling in her neck, a quick glance behind her and bingo, she knew she
had him. Every. Single. Time. Well, to be fair sometimes it was some other scientist rambling at heror
Coulson. He liked to boss her around then act exasperated by her when she wouldnt do what shed
been told. Shes pretty sure he secretly liked her defiance; really secretly.
Then thered been a trip into Albuquerque to some science lab that had some doohickey Jane couldnt
just whip up and SHIELD refused to buy if they could just borrow. While Jane had been doing her
sciency stuff, Darcy had wandered off. Shed been to Albuquerque several times in her life, so the city
wasnt exactly unfamiliar, but at some point shed managed to take enough wrong turns to find herself
in the wrong side of town.
Shed been growing more and more concerned the more wrong turns shed made, and one turn had
walked her straight into an alley full of dangerous looking men. Shed immediately tried to backpedal,
not wanting to get caught in the cross hairs of people that reminded her a little too much of the men her
stepfather had hung around with when shed been little. But as luck would have it (and her luck was
generally pretty bad) it turns out shed been pretty much corralled into turning into that alley without
her notice, and the men whod been doing the corralling were now right behind her.
Her hand had reached for her taser instinctively and she been just about to shoot it off at one of the
three men blocking her exit when Bird-boy himself had dropped down behind them. Hed issued a
warning about letting her go, but naturally the men decided to test him. One of the men had pulled his
baggy shirt up to reveal a gun shoved down the front of his pants. Clint had looked at the gun, then at
Darcy with an exasperated but amused face. With a slight twitch of his lips he reached forward, snagged
the gunstill in the mans pantsand flicked the safety off.
Thugs two and three had immediately pulled their own guns on him, which hed taken care of with an
ease that still baffled Darcy to this day. Within seconds Bird-boy (as shed thought of him then since she
didnt actually know his name) had incapacitated the three thugs blocking her exit, grabbed her hand
and tugged her after him in a run. Theyd run for three full blocks (she was just about dying from lack of
oxygen by then) before he pulled her into another alley and up a fire escape. Hed looked over their
shoulders long enough to catch sight of the men still chasing after her and swore. Every flight of stairs
they climbed he checked the windows until one of them actually slid open.
Ushering her in through the window hed followed close behind her before closing the window behind
himself. Theyd found themselves in an abandoned apartment. There was at least an inch of dust on
everything. A table and chairs rested in a far corner, both were rusty and she was pretty sure she could
see a dead rat laying next to the wall. The sink was filthy and the floor had several holes in it. There was
a couch that was torn in several places and there was something that just smelledwrongsomewhere
in the apartment.
Hed already pulled out his phone by the time shed stopped looking around and was speaking to Agent
Coulson, presumably. Hed informed them of the situation, how they were going to be need a ride and
giving Coulson their location. Hed then hung up and raised an eyebrow at her, Do you like being in the
middle of trouble? hed asked. Her reply had been to ignore his question all together and ask one of
her own, What is your name?
The startled look on his face was one for the books, Agent Clint Barton, hed answered as if she should
have already known that.
Shed smiled and said, Well Agent Clint Barton, you are well on your way to being my hero.
On my way? he replied, sounding amused, as if he couldnt believe he wasnt already there.
Shed shrugged, Im saving the role of hero for whoever is finally brave enough to steal my iPod back
from Agent Must-want-my-music.
Three days later her iPod had shown up on her pillow with a little note, I risked life and limb for this, I
better have hero status now. Clint which shed grinned stupidly at for days. After that, Clint would pop
in to talk to her at random times. Sometimes while she was working, sometimes when she was just
listening to music, other times when she was just watching a movie, reading a book or just plain old
stargazing. Theyd talk, hed tell her some of what he could about his past, and shed shared some of
hers. At one point hed even offered to teach her some basic self-defense classes.
All good things must come to an end, however, and end their time together did. Erik had been sent off
to some secret SHIELD base who knew where, and Clint was assigned to go with him. Darcy had moped
about for a few days after Clint had left before there had been a soft ding from her phone, signaling a
new text message.
Miss me Taser?
Taser had been the nickname hed taken to calling her whenever she called him Bird-boy out loud.
Though shed initially protested it (she claimed it gave away her secret weapon) secretly she was a little
too fond of the nickname. Her response had been quick and her grin wide as shed sent him a reply.
Stalking me Bird-Boy?
Theyd continued to text each other several times a day over the next few months they were separated.
When Coulsons men had shown up to cart Jane off to Norway, Darcy had sent a quick warning text to
Clint that something was happening (no way was SHIELD so eager to have Jane consult that they would
allow her semi-competent assistant to travel with her just so she would go)but she hadnt got a
response. Not for several days in fact. If she hadnt seen the news footage of New York and spotted her
favorite bird man firing arrow after arrow at the bad guys shed have probably thought he was dead.
But it was only a few days after things in New York had wrapped up that Clint had contacted her again.
By showing up on her hotel doorstep in Norway.
Hed come in and shed tried to be as normal as possible. Clearly something was bothering him, clearly
he needed to talk, but she also knew there was a very high probability that she wasnt cleared to know
the things he needed to talk about. Sometime in the middle of a chick flick shed actually managed to
trick him into watching, hed lowered his head into her lap and laid there, his shoulders a little too stiff
and his posture clearly communicating to her that he was regretting the movement. In a movement of
her own shed lifted one of her hands and slowly weaved her fingers into his hair. The change had been
nearly instantaneous, his shoulders had relaxed and the tension had fled his body as his eyes fell shut.
Silently theyd stayed in that position for a long time, Darcy slightly carding her fingers through his
ridiculously soft hair while he just relaxed with his eyes closed. At some point shed come to the
conclusion that hed actually fallen asleep on her, thats why it was a surprise to her when he suddenly
spoke up, Loki got into my head, hed started, thered been a small pause where shed stilled her
ministrations in surprise at his words before resuming with a soft hum. The whole story then tumbled
from his lips, how the tesseract was acting up, then Loki had appeared and taken over his head, how
hed attacked the helicarier and killed who knew how many agents and how if it hadnt been for Natasha
(a name she hadnt heard until that moment) he didnt know where he would be now. He poured out his
regrets and worries, telling her his fears about the mission and how he wasnt sure he could trust
himself anymore.
Shed listened, smiling to herself when hed opened his eyes seriously to communicate how essential it
was she didnt tell anyone what hed just said. Shed laughed and told him no one would believe her
anyway, and promised that he could always tell her anything and it would never leave her lips again.
Hed stayed the night, and theyd hung out together the next day watching movies and laughing. When
he finally left a few days later he seemed in much better spirits than he had been when hed shown up.
From then on out the texts returned and added to them were the occasional visits, even once shed
moved to London with Jane, chasing after something Erik had found. Things had gone a little bizarre
when Thor and his creepy elf friends showed up, and shed managed to somehow bust her phone.
Without a phone, and no number to contact Clint with shed just crossed her fingers and hoped he
would show up soon to give her his number again.
When he had shown up hed been dripping wet, a thick cut in his eyebrow, a gash in his arm and bruises
covering every stretch of skin she could see. Hed waited just long enough for her to get the door open
before sweeping her into a bear hug. Squeezing her tightly and muttering on about how he was glad she
was okay. Hed then caught sight of Thor, Jane, Erik and Ian over her shoulder then, and hed stepped
into the apartment to greet Thor and glare at Ian.
He mentioned to Thor how Tony had offered his Tower up for any of the Avengers to take advantage of,
to which Thor had gratefully responded that he would love to accept Tonys hospitality. Clint had then
informed Jane that SHIELD would like her and Erik to come to New York to work in their labs. Erik had
firmly turned him down, but Jane had accepted immediately and Darcy had packed up her life yet again
to follow Jane across the world.
Only this time when they arrived they were informed that Tony had offered Jane and Darcy their own
quarters in his towers as well, which meant that she now lived within walking distance of Clint once
again. Theyd both embraced the closeness, falling into their old routines, watching movies together,
laughing, teasing each other, and even the self-defense classes had picked up again (though it was far
past simple self-defense and now fell somewhere under the realm of awesome ninja skills). Clint had
introduced her to Natasha who he said was his closest friend. Darcy had admittedly felt a little
threatened by the redhead at first, both because the woman was absolutely gorgeous and because she
clearly knew a lot about Clint. But after sucking up her fears, Darcy had made a spirited effort to slip past
Natashas defenses to become friends with the woman.
If the fact that Natasha was currently allowing herself to be massaged by some random person just a
few feet was anything to go by, Darcy could say with complete surety that it had worked. Somehow
Clint, Natasha and Darcy had managed to form a weird sort of friend ship with each other. The three
didnt often hang out together, but they each spent time with at least one of the others quite
frequently. Really it wasnt much of a surprise that Natasha had managed to catch so many snapshots of
Clint and Darcy together, the surprise came from the fact that she had; and the fact that Darcy hadnt
been aware that their relationship appeared so flirty to outsiders.
A soft gong sounded from somewhere and a few moments later Lily, the masseuse who was working on
her, stepped back and offered her a small smile, Alright Miss Lewis, she insisted on calling her that
even though Darcy was sure shed insisted that she call her Darcy, You are going to want to hydrate
really well once you get out of here, Lily then went on to give her tips for staying relaxed and told her
different things she should do to ensure that her muscles didnt tighten up right away. Once the small
lecture was over Lily smiled and left the room leaving Darcy to tug on her clothes with a contented sigh.
That was wonderful, Jane was the first to voice what they were all thinking.
Mmhmm, Darcy agreed, leading the way out of the privet room, I feel so rejuvenated now, she
stated.
Pepper smiled wistfully at them, Ill have to come back when this little junebug shows up, she pressed
her hand lightly to her abdomen.
Ill come with you, Darcy immediately invited herself with a teasing grin, ducking through some beads
in the doorway as she followed Pepper through the maze of halls to the front entrance area.
A small laugh was her answer, Ill have to remember that, Pepper smiled at her seeming a little
happier now that she officially planned to come back, Next were getting mani pedis over there, she
gestured to a large room with comfortable lounge chairs with basins resting at the foot of each of the
chairs.
A pink haired woman approached them, Are you Miss Potts? she asked brightly, when Pepper nodded
she extended her hand, Im Kara, she introduced herself, I and my girls, Teresa, Callie, and Jessica will
be giving you your manicures, pedicures and facials today. Why dont you lovely ladies come and have a
seat? she ushered them through to the chairs and saw them each settled comfortably into their
individual chairs with their feet resting in warm water, Now before we get started, do you happen to
know what colors or styles you would like your nails done?
Natasha and Darcy shared a clueless look, though Natasha admittedly hid it better. When Jessica saw
this she gave a small laugh, No worries, she held up a binder that appeared to be full of different
colors and styles with pictures of various options, You can pick something you want from here, pick a
design and the colors and then just let us work our magic.
Darcy accepted the book and began to flip through it, she floundered around, wanting to just pick some
random color just to get it over with, but then she heard Pepper cooing with Jane about how the red
nails and black lattice work would go perfectly with Janes dress. She looked up as Pepper asked if they
could add silver dots at the intersections of the latticework. Callie nodded, Anything you want, she
smiled encouragingly.
What are you thinking of doing? Darcy asked Natasha before turning and spotting an equally lost
expression on Natashas face.
I dont know, she hissed back.
Darcy actually smiled at the hidden incredulousness in Natashas voice, How about I pick something for
you and you pick something for me? she suggested, I think we just have to make sure whatever we
pick matches our dresses.
Natasha got a sparkle in her eyes that Darcy recognized as the look she got when she allowed Darcy to
come up with some messed up plan that would make herself feel more comfortable. Realizing that
Natasha knew perfectly well what was happening and exactly what to do, Darcy just rolled her eyes. It
was typical of the woman to try and make Darcy feel more in control by convincing her through some
roundabout methods to come up with her own battle strategy.
Assuming that they were actually going to go through with her plan, Darcy began flipping through the
book with more focus. She paused for a second when she came upon a design that she couldnt help but
laugh at, Pepper, I think I found one for you, she called, Page twenty-eight, she told Pepper the
number and waited.
The laugh that came was full of amusement, Because Tony needs more ego fluffing, Pepper shook her
head. The picture was of sparkly red and gold ombre nails with the Iron Man mask painted onto the ring
finger.
Its a nice little hint, Natasha supplied, Theres no ring on that finger, she sounded as if the fact was
one shed hashed out many times and a look told Darcy that she probably had. Clearly Darcy wasnt the
only one who was aware of Tonys intentions.
Pepper stared down at the picture for a long moment before biting her lip and nodding, Alright, she
agreed, But without the Iron Man mask, she insisted, The colors do look nice.
I found yours Darcy, Natasha held up the book, revealing a picture of black and red candy striped nails,
But well do black and she paused as she looked over the color selection, this purple, which, would
you look at that, she shot Darcy a fake look of surprise, is Hawkeye purple.
Darcy shook her head as her eyes widened, nuh-uh, she didnt believe it, she flipped through her book
until she found the color, No way! she laughed, Im going to have to tell Clint about this for sure, she
smiled at Natasha before flipping back to the picture shed been looking at earlier, I think this one is for
you, she lifted the book, revealing black nails with gold glitter tips with the exception of the ring finger
which was black but covered in the gold glitter, It matches your dress.
Natasha smiled, Sounds good to me, she nodded, but Ill just do solid black for my toenails I think,
sounding for all the world as if shed done this hundreds of times before.
Darcy gave her a look, You, Tasha, are an actual living breathing girl! she teased, not at all used to
seeing this semi-girly side of her friend.
Yeah, just dont tell anyone, alright? Natasha sat back in her chair comfortably while Teressa moved in
to start on her fingernails.
Adjusting in her seat to get a little more comfortable, Darcy forced herself to relax and close her eyes; if
Natasha was comfortable doing it, there shouldnt be a problem with it, right? Somewhere close to an
hour and a half later found Jane and Pepper cooing over how wonderful their nails looked, praising Kara,
Jessica, Teressa and Callie up and down for their amazing artistry. Darcy herself was impressed with how
they managed to make her nails look so much like an artists canvas, though she was a lot more subtle
about thanking Jessica (who had done her nails) for them.
They were instructed on how best to make their mini artwork last as long as possible, then as another
small group of women entered, they were bid goodbye. Absently glad that shed chosen to wear her
gladiator sandals instead of her typical pair of boots, Darcy followed her friends out to the street.
Pepper looked up and down the sidewalk taking stalk of the stores that lined the street, I could use a
new pair of heels, she declared, gesturing to one of the many shoe stores nearby while Jane nodded
eagerly in agreement.
Darcy groaned, Uh-uh, she shook her head vehemently, Ive been down this road with Jane before,
and if you are anything like her, I think Ill take my chances swimming to England and back before you
two are done finding a pair of shoes, she resisted following them as they led the way a few stores
down, Come on Tasha, back me up here! she pleaded.
Natasha grinned at her, Sorry Darce, but I need a new pair of shoes for my dress tonight.
Ugh! Darcy moaned, Of all the times to turn into a normal fashion conscientious girl! Darcy whined,
Of course you would choose now.
A delicate eyebrow rose as Natashas lips quirked, Are you saying I dont dress well? she inquired, her
voice laced with threatening undertones.
Darcy just rolled her eyes, shed long ago stopped worrying about Natashas mostly empty threats,
especially when they werent actually bluntly spoken, You know what I mean Tash, she replied, Dont
think I dont know you do.
Hello! an over the top perky brunette woman greeted them as they entered the store. Well, Darcy
frowned, she greeted Pepper, Jane and Natasha; she just gave Darcy a glaring once over followed by a
distasteful look, Can I help you lovely ladies find anything today? again her attention was focused on
the three woman who looked as if they were supermodels.
Pepper smiled winningly in return, seemingly unaware of the womans unprovoked dislike of Darcy,
Actually, I think you just might be able to help us. You see and thus began the next longest-
hour(maybe five) of shoe shopping that ever existed.
Darcy sighed and reclined on one of the many looks-comfy-but-isnt-sofas scattered around the shoe
store, shifting once again to get more comfortable. Somewhere around the fifteen minute mark she
tugged out her phone and sent off a quick text to Clint: Save me.
The response was nearly instantaneous, Where are you? Darcy smirked at the text, realizing it could
be read two ways, one in a calm rational voice, the other with a heavy dose of panic.
Shoe shopping. :(
So no deadly aliens in the nearby vicinity? It was cute how he took the time to type out all his words.
Maybe she did too, but still, it was unusual for most people to spell out all their words anymore.
I dont know about that, there is a pair of shoes I could swear are staring at me. Darcy tilted her head as
she contemplated the neon green shoes in front of her, they really did look like they had eyes.
Haha, I think you can hold your own against shoe sized aliens if you had to.
Im not so sure about that, they look oddly deadly.
How high? Somehow he just knew exactly what she was thinking.
Near seven inches, and there isnt actually a heel partits creepy.
How do you walk in those things?
Darcy laughed, I dont. People who can are just crazy.
Natasha probably can.
Not making a very good case there birdbrain.
Dont call me Birdbrain.
Make me.
That makes no sense.
You make no sense.
Did you know snakes can see infared?
just proving my point ArchieDiscovery Channel again?
Im bored.
Welcome to my world. At least you dont have to sit around debating the pros and cons of the buckle on
the left side or the right. All for a pair of shoes that costs more than I make in two weeks.
Yeah, you win.
Save me? (.-.)
Please?
With sugar, whip cream and those chocolate shavings you love so much on top?
Sorry, but the wrath of Pepper Potts, Jane Foster and Natasha would be a force to be reckoned with
one at a time, but combined? I dont actually have a death wish.
Could have fooled me. What did you call that jump off a fifty story building on that last mission? Oh
yeah, FUNthere is something seriously wrong with you.
You love it.
Darcy stared at her screen, her immediate thought to type out an honest, yes I do, but that would ruin
everything. She settled for a playful In your dreams in response. The reply came nearly two minutes
later.
Always. There was a small pause then, ;-) and Darcy let out a small shaky breath she hadnt realized
shed been holding. He was joking. Of course he was joking. Why wouldnt he be?
Their conversation continued on like this, bantering back and forth about different things until
somewhere around the hour and half mark when her phone dinged with text from Tony. Ignoring the
glare the woman who had greeted them (her name started with a T right?...or maybe it was something
with a B) gave her, and her not so polite request that Darcy actually leave to take care of her non-
important personal business and to stop distracting her other important paying customers (all while the
others were distracted of course), Darcy rolled her eyes, shifted a little in her seat, pointedly making it
clear she wasnt going anywhere, and opened the message.
Hows it going kid?
Of course Tony would be the one to recognize her need for distraction from the crazies around her, You
know how Iron Man rescues people? She sent back, followed quickly by, I could use some rescuing.
What do i get if i save u?
Darcy paused and thought about what she could offer the man who had everything, A get out of a
boring meeting free card? She suggested.
There was a pause then: Make it 3 & im ur Huckleberry
Seriously? You cant take the time to write out your or capitalize your Is but you can write out
Huckleberry?
SWIPE is a wonderful invention. Do u want me to get u or not?
Oh please! O.o Im going crazy!
Give me ur address Ill come find u.
She immediately typed out the location then followed the message with Youre my hero. Seriously.
The response was nearly immediate, Pretty sure that slot is taken by our resident Robin Hood.
Hes just been fired.
He wouldnt come save me.
He was a scaredy cat.
Wimp.
Hey! What was that for?
Darcy giggled as she realized she accidentally sent the last two texts to Clint. Sorry I meant to send the
last two texts to Tony. Hes my new hero.
On my way kid.
Praise Zeus!
Who was your old one?
And what did he do to deserve that position?
If Darcy were anyone else shed suspect his texts had a tone of jealousy to them. But she wasnt anyone
else, she was realistic.
You know you were my old one until you refused to come and save me from this hideous torture.
And he is coming to get me. At least he understands what it means to rescue someone! Lol
Hey, if hes willing to risk the wrath of the triad of doom, thats on him.
Im pretty sure hes paying for everything, so they may forgive him.
They just might.
So on a scale of one to ten, how mad are you at me for not actually coming to get you?
Darcy rolled her eyes, she was pretty sure he was being sarcastic, Im not really mad. But I may make
you dance with me tonight.
that bad? :0
MwahahahaI have to get you to dance with me somehow. If Im dressing up for this shindig, I might as
well get something out of it. How many people can honestly say theyve danced with Clint Barton?
All youd have to do was ask.
Somehow that did something funny to her insides. In an attempt to brush the feelings aside she teased,
Nice diversion tactic. I noticed how you didnt actually answer my question there Mr. Bird Man.
There was a long pause before his reply came, Wasnt diverting, he claimed Just stating the truth. And
the answer is not many. Almost none actually.
A loud reving from outside the store doors caught her attention and Darcy looked up just in time to see
Tony pull his newest addition to his car collection, a dark blue Aston martin Vanquish Volante
convertible into a handicap parking space out front.
Got to go, Tony just pulled up.
Come find me when you get back to the Tower, we can watch this documentary on jelly fish together.
Sounds fun .-. She replied sarcastically, just as Tony tugged the front door open importantly.
Hello ladies! he proclaimed grandly, reaching up to tug his sunglasses off.
Tony! Pepper exclaimed, sounding a little put out that he was standing in front of her.
Pepper, Tony replied in the same tone before smirking and turning to look at Darcy, Grab your crap
kid, he ordered, lets jet.
Jane frowned, Darcy? she asked inquiringly.
Darcy shrugged, Jane? she returned, echoing Tonys earlier tactic of using the same tone of voice as
the one speaking.
Natasha, Natasha suddenly threw out with a small roll of her eyes, Now that weve all been
introduced, what are you doing here Stark? she narrowed her eyes at Darcy knowingly.
Tony rolled his eyes, Since when does a man need an excuse to come andand request the presence of
his personal assistant? he furrowed his eyebrows for half a second after he spoke as if mentally
acknowledging the fact that his excuse was a clumsy one. His arm reached out and pulled Darcy into his
side, as if to add credence to his story.
Im bored out of my mind, Darcy came clean with a roll of her eyes and a jab at Tonys side, I already
have my shoes, and if I know you two, she waved her finger back and forth between Jane and Pepper,
and I do, you could be here for who knows how much longer.
Mr. Stark! T slash B-something came back from where shed disappeared to retrieve more shoes in the
right sizes, Iyouhow can I help you? the girl was positively star struck, and her eyes kept darting
between Tony, Darcy, and the location of Tonys arm around her shoulders.
Darcy leaned into Tony a little, She doesnt like me, she stage whispered, not really trying to hide the
fact that shed been aware of all the little glares and dirty looks the girl had been giving her since she
walked in.
Tony looked positively affronted, You dont like my PA? My Darcy? he sounded scandalized, Why
not?
The girl was blushing to the tips of her ears as she tried to stammer out an excuse but Darcy beat her to
it, It may have something to do with the fact that I bought this shirt at Walmart and these shorts at
Costco and these shoes at a nifty little thrift shop. Clearly I dont make enough to even look at these
shoes, let alone buy them.
Frowning Tony watched the girl stutter and try to apologize for a few moments before looking down at
Darcy, Well, well just have to fix that wont we? he scanned the surrounding area until his eyes
landed on a pair of shoes that rested in a back corner, Size seven right? he asked as he left her side to
walk towards the shoes.
Absently finding it a little odd that Tony knew her shoe size Darcy nodded, Yeah, she said slowly as he
snatched up a box and returned to her side, Why? she asked as he handed her the box.
Try them on, Tony urged her with a nod.
Giving Tony a weird look Darcy rolled her eyes and decided to appease him. She opened the box and
grinned when she caught sight of the shoes inside, How did you know Tony? she laughed, taking in the
comic book decorated heels. Pictures of Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, Thor, the Hulk and Black
Widow covered the shoes in comic book cut outs. Grinning she quickly stepped out of her gladiator
sandals and slipped her feet into the five inch heels.
What do you think? Tony questioned curiously.
Darcy nodded, twisting to and fro to try and see them better, Very comfy. I could wear them all day.
Tony clapped his hands loudly, startling TslashBsomething with its abruptness, Perfect, well take
them, he declared turning to TslashBsomething with a grin, But I dont think I want to give you
commission, he frowned, you, he pointed to a significantly shyer blond haired girl standing near the
back, Whats your name? he asked.
Summer, the girl replied timidly, looking unsure.
Summer, Tony repeated, Can you tell me what this woman here, he waved his hand unimportantly
at TslashBsomething, has done wrong today?
Summer looked at TslashBsomething and shrugged, She didnt respect our customers?
Darcy looked over at Pepper expecting to see a look of consternation on her face, she didnt typically
allow Tony to treat people this way whenever she was around; but to her surprise she found both
Pepper and Jane had approving looks on their faces while Natasha just looked amused.
Ding ding ding, Tony rang obnoxiously, Somebody give this girl a prize, he pointed at Summer and
looked around as if waiting for someone to actually appear with a surprise, Summer, he then asked,
How long have you worked here?
Summer fidgeted, her fingers tangling and untangling themselves over her stomach, This is my second
day, she answered.
Do you want to be selling shoes for a living? Tony asked, and Darcy couldnt help the small smile that
came to her features. She loved getting to see this side of Tony, the side that was all about helping
others. He didnt often let it show, and it was generally masked in heavily used sarcasm and patronizing
tones, but Darcy could tell from the slight change in the tone of his voice that Tony was about to do
something for this girl that could possibly change her life.
No, Summer shook her head, Im just working here until I find a better job to help pay off my student
loans.
Tony looked intrigued, What did you study in school? more than a little interested now.
Um, Summer looked back at TslashBsomething as if expecting her to say or do something at this point,
I just received a PhD in astrophysics, she told them, I was offered a job at Shovell and Duncan, she
referred to a leading sciencology company, But my mother was hospitalized for the first two weeks of
my job. She passed away soon after that and I had taken so much leave they gave away my job.
Now Tony looked as if hed stumbled upon a brilliant scientific find, What was your doctoral thesis? he
inquired, his head tilting curiously.
Darcy noted Jane also looked intrigued by the young woman. She couldnt be more than twenty five, but
as she listed off a title that used some words that had too many syllables for Darcy to even try to
pronounce let alone remember for a later date Darcy couldnt help but grin. Clearly she was smart
enough to have a degree so young.
Jane, you have been looking for a lab assistant, havent you? Tony suddenly asked, not looking away
from Summer, though his head tilted slightly in Janes direction.
I have, Jane nodded, No ones been able to meet Darcys standards yet.
Inwardly Darcy beamed at the praise, though she found it hard to believe. How hard was it to make sure
Jane ate, slept and laughed every now and again after all? But seeing the way this was headed Darcy
couldnt help but let out a real smile. Clearly Tony and Jane seemed to be on the same page when it
came to the next question, for Jane wasnt even remotely startled when Tony spoke next.
Would you be willing to try Summer? he asked, blinking expectantly at Summer as she gaped at him
and Jane.
What? she breathed disbelievingly.
Darcy stepped forward, Hes offering you my former job, she explained, as if the woman didnt already
grasp that, Id take him up on it if I were you, she smiled encouragingly.
Iyou.really? Summer stammered a slow grin building on her face, making her seem much younger
somehow.
Tony turned to Jane, Really? he asked her even as Jane was nodding, before turning back to Summer,
Really, he repeated with a knowing smirk. He clapped his hands, Why dont you consider today your
last day working here with her, his tone was dismissive as he waved a hand errantly at
TslashBsomething, and come ring us up.
Darcy smiled and headed towards the cashiers counter, waiting patiently for Summer to round the
counter, looking as if she were in shock, You okay? Darcy asked her with a knowing grin.
Yeah, she answered dazedly, Um, is this everything? she sounded as if she were only halfheartedly
aware of asking the question.
Actually, Tony interrupted, causing Darcy to turn to him with a raised eyebrow, Are there any shoes
here youd like? now Darcy was just confused, I heard something about a party that Im throwing
tonight, and Id like to invite you. Its evening attire, so, as a bonus for joining Dr. Fosters team, Id like
to buy your outfit for the night, dress shoes the lot! he waved his hand magnificently.
Summer stared at him as if she couldnt believe what was happening, Dr. Foster? she repeated
dumbly, because clearly that was the most important part of what Tony had just said, Jane Foster? she
breathed.
A little deflated Tony nodded, That would be the one, he nodded.
Im going to be working with Dr. Jane Foster? Summer took a deep shuddering breath to try and calm
herself down.
Tony paused then nodded his head as he squinted at her thoughtfully, I like you, he decided, Most
girls would have gone straight to the dress and shoes part of the sentence, but you, you know the
important parts, he turned to look at Darcy, You should be her new friend, he told her.
Darcy shrugged with a smile, Hi, she extended her hand to Summer, Im Darcy Lewis, Tony Starks
personal pain in the
Tony coughed, Assistant, he supplied with a smirk.
Right, Darcy nodded to him as if hed just helped her remember her proper title, Personal pain in the
ass-istant, to her surprise Summer actually laughed at that.
Accepting Darcys hand, shaking it firmly, Summer returned the greeting, Summer Gallows, stunned
and overwhelmed shoe salesperson.
Former, Tony corrected.
Former, Summer echoed with a nod, Sorry, its just a little startling I guess, she laughed self
depreciatingly.
Tony nodded as if he understood, So about those shoes?
Summer hesitated before her eyes zeroed in on a pair of shoes that rested in the store window, I dont
want anything from here, she shook her head, quickly averting her eyes from her target.
Liar, Darcy called her on it, Those silver shoes in the window, she told Tony, watching him go and
retrieve said shoes, They are very pretty, she spoke to Summer. She smiled at the reluctant hope in
the slightly younger womans expression, Its not a dream, she assured gently, Tony is a nice person
who likes to do nice things for people when hes in a particular mood. Hell keep pushing until you give
in anyway, so just take what he offers and roll with it, she advised.
Seconds later Tony returned with the shoes and plopped them down on the table, Ill accept the
shoes, Summer reluctantly agreed, But I cant accept a dress. I have a dress I wore to my brothers
wedding as his wifes maid of honor. I can just wear that tonight.
Tony shook his head, Nope, not going to cut it, he disagreed, Only the best, he insisted, And trust
me, going dress shopping with you will get Darcy here out of shoe shopping for a second longer.
Summer swallowed carefully, looking back and forth between Darcys amused grin and Tonys stubborn
face, Alright, she murmured, a small smile gracing her lips. Silently she scanned the boxes, and rung up
the sale. Clearly she was expecting the extravagant price but the number made Darcy gape.
Before Darcy could say anything about it however, Tony turned to TslashBsomething, Summer is taking
the rest of the day off, consider it her resignation, he stated before turning and leading Darcy and
Summer out the front door, That dress maker Pepper loves so much is somewhere around here isnt
she? he asked looking right and left as if expecting it to just appear.
Darcy nodded, after glancing back at her friends to see Natasha waving her off, Its over here, she led
the way, reaching the store soon enough. By now the store had actually opened and when they walked
in there were a couple of patrons milling around.
Miss Lewis! Madeline declared appearing from behind a rack of dresses, Back so soon? And with
friends? she grinned broadly when she caught sight of Tony, What can I help you lovelies with today?
Tony looked over at Summer and Darcy before shrugging, Summer here needs a dress for the party
tonight, he informed Madeline, Im here to make sure she gets a good one. Darcys too much of a
pushover to see that she gets a dress based on comfort and beauty rather than price.
Madeline turned her critiquing gaze on Summer who seemed to shrink into herself a little, Stand up
straight girl, Madeline commanded, You have a lovely figure, I believe I have just the dress in mind.
But just in case she trailed off before turning and leading them back towards the mirror dressing
room.
Summer was instructed to enter one of the room while Madeline handed her three dresses she picked
up along the way. She was instructed to try on the green and red dresses first, then the blue. Tony
flopped into one of the waiting chairs and smiled up at Darcy, Not quite the rescue you had in mind
was it kid?
Darcy shrugged, And yet not completely unexpected, she replied with a knowing grin, Youre a good
man Tony Stark, she poked him in the shoulder, Peppers a lucky woman.
Tonys grin faltered just a little when she said that, You didnt tell her about tonight did you? he asked
carefully, some anxiety rising into his eyes.
Are you kidding? Darcy scoffed, Why would I do that? mentally she was laughing at him, little did he
know Pepper had a surprise of her own to tell him about.
Just then Summer stepped out in a strapless green dress, her arms crossed over her chest self-
consciously, I dont think I like this one, she murmured, her eyes not meeting theirs.
Tony sat up straighter, It looks great on you, he complimented, But comfort is important, he went
on, clearly noticing that she was anything but comfortable, Why dont you try on the red one?
Relieved, Summer nodded and returned to the dressing room. Darcy smiled a little, I have to say, its
way more fun when youre not the one trying on the dresses.
I wouldnt know, Tony replied with a shrug and a smirk, No matter what Happy tells you.
Darcy laughed at that, There is a story in there somewhere, she sat down next to him on the sofa
expectantly,
Tony rolled his eyes, It probably involves heaps of alcohol, and a bet or two, he quirked an eyebrow,
Not much else to tell.
The dressing room door swung open slowly, revealing Summer standing in a dress without a back and a
with a plunging neckline, though there were straps that wrapped around Summers neck. Timidly
Summer stepped out of the room, and Darcy had to smother the laughter she felt rising, You dont like
that one either do you? she stated knowingly.
Summer shook her head, Too much skin, she said so quietly Darcy almost missed it.
Modest huh? Darcy rose and nodded, Why dont you try on that blue dress and if you still dont like it
we can go and browse together, alright? she urged Summer back into the room and turned back to
Tony.
Tony stared at her for a moment before looking out towards the front door, So, ice cream after this?
he asked, though Darcy was pretty sure he was going to stop for ice cream anyway.
Make it a frozen yogurt and Im game, Darcy negotiated, moving to sit back down next to him only to
fly back up as Summer reappeared.
The immediate wide grin on Summers face revealed that theyd found the dress. It was a simple light
blue v-neck a-line dress with two straps that wrapped comfortably over her shoulders. The bust was
pleated and crossed one side over the other, while the skirt fell in long loose waves.
This it? Darcy asked, though she already knew.
I think so, Summer nodded, looking down at herself then back up at Darcy before looking over at
Tony.
Tony rose to his feet, Well, give us a twirl, he spun his finger around. Obediently Summer twirled, her
skirt flaring out as she did so, I think that is definitely the one, he agreed with both of them,
Madeline! he called, unsurprised when the woman appeared not even a second later, Well take this
one.
Of course, Madeline smiled gleefully, clearly this is the dress shed originally believed to be perfect.
Minutes later Tony was leading Darcy and Summer out of the building with a hand in his pocket and a
whistle on his lips. They walked a few feet before he abruptly turned around, That has to be the
shortest amount of time Ive ever spent in a dress shop when a woman was actually looking for a dress,
he complimented, looking actually pleased with the information, So, while you were trying on that
lovely gown of yours, he gestured to the bagged dress Summer held over her arms, I promised Darcy
some Fro-yo. You in? he asked.
Summer shot Darcy a quick questioning look before shrugging with a small smile, You dont have to
Okay Summer, Darcy interrupted, clearly she wanted to come, she just didnt want to intrude,
Pretend youve known Tony and me for years now, and were really close friends. Tony just asked if you
wanted to go get some frozen yogurt with us, your friends, she overemphasized the words with a grin,
what do you say?
Dropping her eyes to her fingers fidgeting on the edge of the dress bag, Summer shrugged, If you dont
mind, she agreed, lifting her head to look at them, That would be nice. Thank you.
Darcy grinned broadly at her, Thats better, she praised, Now, that shop over there looks like a good
a place as any to get some amazing fro-yo, she gestured to a small restaurant in the middle of a
shopping center across the street.
Are they any good? Tony asked, following the two girls as they made their way across the street, I
only want the best, he argued.
Tony, Darcy started sweetly, Youll never find the best if you never try the worst, she gave him a
quick look, Besides, how do you know they wont have the best?
Looking as if he couldnt believe shed even asked the question Tony rolled his eyes, They hardly look as
if they have the money to support having the best frozen yogurt, he said as if it were that simple.
Darcy mimicked his eye rolling, All the best foods come from restaurants that look like theyre barely
making it, she informed him knowingly, Thats how I found Mark and Macys, and that Thai food shop
you love? And those crazy awesome donuts you crave at least once every month, she listed like she had
earlier with the girls while proclaiming the virtues of Mark and Macys caf.
Hmm, Tony gave in with a narrowed gaze, not agreeing or disagreeing with her statement, I guess Ill
just have to reserve judgment until later.
Summer looked between Darcy and Tony with an intrigued and amused expression on her face, but she
didnt say much to join their banter until Tony turned to hand her a thick paper cup and gestured for her
to go ahead and get as much of the frozen yogurt as shed like. A few moments and a not so subtle
argument about the various flavors available, debating whether or not marshmallow frozen yogurt
actually tasted like marshmallows or not or whether cherry flavor was any good until they both actually
managed to agree the bubblegum frozen yogurt sounded absolutely revolting.
Silently Summer filled her cup with caramel and chocolate frozen yogurt, adding a little vanilla on the
side, and covering it with oreo crumbles then stood waiting patiently while Darcy and Tony finally each
settled on their own flavors, Darcy going with cheesecake and chocolate flavors while Tony loaded up on
a chocolate and vanilla swirl both of them practically drowning their concoctions in chocolate syrup and
mini m&ms.
While Tony paid for their food Darcy led Summer towards a booth in the back and sat down, So tell me
about yourself Summer, Darcy urged, scooting over a little as Tony joined them and sat down next to
Darcy.
Um, Summer hesitated, What do you want to know?
Darcy took a bite, You said you have a brother? she asked, Just one?
Two, Summer shook her head as she answered, swallowing her own bite, Derek just got married a
while ago and then theres our younger brother Hunter.
From then on Darcy asked just the right questions to keep Summer talking, learning that Derek and
Hunter were the only family she had left and how Derek was working on starting a landscaping company
in the subburbs of New York, while Hunter was finishing a PhD in chemical engineering followed by
joining the Air Force. She learned about Summers mother and her quick but still painful battle with
cancer, and how her father died serving his country in Iraq when Summer was just a kid. Tony threw in a
few questions about her education, seeming more and more intrigued with Summers multisyllabic
answers to his multisyllabic questions. Turns out Summer was the first one of her family to ever go
passed a bachelor degree in anything, and Hunter was the second. Summer liked to run, had never seen
any kind of fighting other than the Battle for New York, and shed never been outside the city in her life.
They conversed easily for the next hour or so, Tony and Darcy going out of their way to make Summer
feel comfortable and at ease with them. The more they got her to talk the more she opened up and
seemed to relax. Eventually she was able to joke and laugh with them seemingly content in the moment.
Well, Tony sighed as they reached the shoe store to find Pepper, Natasha and Jane still perusing the
shoe selection, That was a fun way to kill some time, sadly, he peered through the shop window
pointedly, snagging Peppers attention, they are still in there.
Noticing that the car Tony had driven here only had two seats Darcy realized the problem that had Tony
stalling, I can call Happy and have him pick us up, she suggested, watching as Pepper seemed to sign
something to Tony, trying to get him to do something.
No, Tony disagreed, turning to face her, Here, he reached into his pocket and tugged out a pair of
keys and tossed them at Darcy who caught them just in time, Why dont you and Summer just take the
car back to the Tower. Escape while you still can.
Darcy stared at him with wide stunned eyes, then down at the keys in her hand, then back at him. A
quick glance at Summer then back at the keys resulted in Darcy extending her arm to Summer, Pinch
me, she ordered, I must be dreaming, because theres no way Tony Stark just offered to let little old
me drive one of his precious cars.
Summer stared at the arm in front of her before poking it, Pretty sure youre not dreaming, she
stated.
Darcy opened her mouth to say something else but was interrupted by Jane tearing the door open
frantically, Where have you been Stark? she snapped, looking honestly frustrated. While Darcy and
Pepper bantered with Tony and werent afraid to call him on his crap, even when they didnt necessarily
have anything to prove he was making it up, Jane and Tony seemed to find a peverse pleasure in arguing
with each other. It was how Darcy imagined siblings would act with one another, two siblings who were
equal on almost every playing field. Jane almost always approached Tony with a confrontational
attitude, even though the two of them were actually quite close as scientific friendships go, We need
your help. Tabitha has turned completely evil. (So that was her namehuh, guess it had both a T and a
B.)
What? Tony and Darcy questioned simultaneously before turning to each other, Jinks! they both
yelled, though Darcy was just a second faster.
You owe me a soda, she crowed, fist pumping the air with a mini-victory dance.
Jane watched them in amusement before reaching a hand out to tug Tony into the store, We need your
help to escape, she informed him.
Why didnt you just leave? Tony inquired mockingly as if the solution were simple.
Stilling her movements to bring Tony into the store Jane turned to look at Tony with an indicernable
look on her face, Natasha found a pair of shoes she decided she just had to have. From here.
Darcy laughed, She was probably just entertained by the frantic way you and Pepper seem to be acting
about the situation, she told them knowingly.
Tony rolled his eyes at her, Sorry to abandon you kid, but it seems Ive just acquired a few more
damsels in distress. If youd kindly, and carefully take the car home, and give Happy a call to come and
pick us up, it would be gratefully appreciated.
Sure, Darcy agreed, still a little stunned that Tony was letting her drive his car, Just make sure to film
Natashas expression when she hears you call her a damsel in distress please, she requested.
A smirk was her response, Anything for you kid, Tony agreed, pointing his finger at her in a gun like
position before turning and following Jane back into the store of doom.
Well, Darcy breathed, turning to stare at the dark blue convertible, This is happening, she slowly
walked around the front of the car and slid into the drivers seat after quickly tugging the ticket from the
windshield wiper. Almost the second she sat down the chair began to slide forward and the mirrors
adjusted until everything was just perfect.
Looking up Darcy watched Summer climb into the car and buckle herself in in dumb shock.
You okay? Summer asked carefully with a perplexed look on her face as she looked at Darcy.
Jerking from her thoughts Darcy blinked and inhaled, turning her focus from where shed turned her
attention to the steering wheel and looked at Summer, Tony just handed me the keys to an expensive,
fast car. His expensive, fast car, she said, I just need to take a second to take it in.
Summer smiled, It is a really nice car, she agreed, her hand lightly tracing over the dashboard in front
of her, Does your dad not like to let you drive his cars? she asked curiously.
Her words gave Darcy pause, My dad? she echoed with a laugh, Tonys not my dad, she shook her
head, switching the keys in her left hand to her right.
Really? Summer seemed genuinely surprised, I just assumedyou two look and act so much alike I
just thought she trailed off, Nevermind, she was eager to change the subject, You going to start
her up or what?
Deciding to put the suddenly curiously racing thoughts aside for now, Darcy returned her focus to the
car, slowly reaching forward and placing the key in the ignition and turned. A low rumble hummed as
the car came to life and Darcy gave a small shiver and shared a wide grin with Summer. She moved to
put the car into gear when a voice greeted, Good afternoon Miss Darcy, the familiar accented voice of
JARVIS spoke.
Hello JARVIS, Darcy replied, lightly caressing the steering wheel.
I see Mr. Stark finally gave you your new car, JARVIS sounded as if he were exasperated with his
creator.
Darcy stared at the stereo console as if she could see JARVIS sitting there, What?
Mr. Stark has intended to give this car to you for some time now Miss Darcy, JARVIS informed her, He
was worried that you wouldnt accept the gift without reading too much into his actions.
Now fully frowning at the console Darcy blinked in confusion, What would I read into it other than I
have an overly generous boss? she questioned, though she didnt expect an answer.
He has had this car for longer than you have been working for him, JARVIS mentioned, The question
to ask would be why?
Darcy paused, Okay, she spoke slowly, why?
Im afraid I cannot answer that question at this time Miss Darcy.
Why not? Darcy demanded, growing more and more confused.
JARVIS was silent for a moment before answering, Mr. Stark gave me orders long ago not to speak
about a particular file I discovered not long after New Mexico, if she didnt know better shed think that
JARVIS were intentionally walking through loopholes to try and tell her something important, or
anything related to it.
Tony has known about me since New Mexico? Darcy asked incredulously.
What happened in New Mexico? Summer inquired when JARVIS wasnt forthcoming with an answer.
Deciding that the information wasnt too classified Darcy shared a brief version of what happened, It
was the first place Thor visited when he came to Earth the first time.
Oh, Summer thankfully didnt ask the questions Darcy could tell she was dying to know.
Why didnt Tony tell me hes known about me for so long? Darcy wanted to know.
I believe he was concerned about how you would react to the news.
What news? Darcy was growing frustrated.
The answer to that question is part of the subject I am not supposed to speak to you about.
Can I have a hint? the frustration dueled with curiosity and intrigue.
There was a pause, then, I believe you are intelligent enough to piece the pieces of the puzzle you have
available to you together and come to the correct conclusion. In fact I suspect you have already guessed
at the answer a few times.
Darcy stared at the dashboard a few moments longer as she tried to decipher just what JARVIS meant
before deciding to think about it later, Whatever, she sighed, shaking her head before turning to
Summer, What do you say we take you back to the Tower and show you around your new work place?
Maybe youll even get to meet Ian, she sounded contemplative, JARVIS, could you give Happy a call
please? she asked, watching her mirrors for a good time to pull out into traffic.
Calling.
Seconds later the ringing was stopped as Happy answered, Hey Miss Darcy, he greeted, You ladies
ready to be picked up?
Actually Tony and the rest of the girls are ready to be picked up, I and my new friend Summer are
heading back to the Tower in one of Tonys cars, Darcy hesitated just a second too long and missed an
opening in the stream of cars.
Alright, Im on my way, Happy replied completely unsurprised by the news.
Thank you Happy, Darcy smiled a little, deciding not to pursue the face that he seemed unsurprised by
the fact that Tony let her drive, before hanging up, Hey JARVIS, can you get me some good driving
music? she requested.
Of course.
A few seconds later Classic by MKTO came on over the radio and Darcy nodded and bobbed her head a
little as she hummed along. Seeing a break in traffic she put the car in gear and sped out of the parking
space. As the beat picked up she waved her head and torso a little to the left and right, grinning as the
wind whipped her hair behind her. As they came to a light she reached for her purse and pulled out her
sunglasses, sliding them over her eyes as she turned and grinned at Summer, Come on, she tapped
Summers arm, Allyou have to do is bobyour head like this, she demonstrated bobbing to the
beat, You can even move a little, she swayed a little in her seat.
Summer watched her shyly for a moment, Im not really out going like that, she shook her head.
Darcy narrowed her eyes at her (despite the fact that she couldnt see it behind the sunglasses), Its just
me, Darcy encouraged her, Just let go, I wont even watch, see, look, she turned away, pressing on
the gas as the light turned green.
Eventually the song ended and faded into What I Like About You by The Romantics, and while it wasnt
Darcys typical cup of tea, she figured JARVIS was going through music he thought Summer would like.
When Summer still didnt react much Darcy reached forward and turned down the volume, So what
song is the most played song on your musical device? she asked.
Looking surprised at being addressed Summer looked back at her, Um, she hesitated as she thought, I
Should Have Just Gone to Bed by the Plain White Ts? she sounded unsure.
JARVIS? she called, Find out what the most listened to song on Summersare you an iPod person?
she asked abruptly, interrupting her own question, Or do you have some other device? Summer held
up her phone and Darcy nodded, Find the most listened to song on Summers phone please.
That would actually be The Middle by Jimmy Eat World, the answer sounded slightly sarcastic, as if
JARVIS believed his time would be better spent doing something else.
Darcy grinned, Play it please, she requested, I love this song, she declared, listening to the opening
guitars. As the song grew in pace and the chorus came on Darcy became aware of Summer singing along
in the seat next to her. As Darcy continued to sing and dance as best she could while driving safely,
Summer grew more and more confident, until she was belting out the song just as loudly as Darcy,
banging her head in time with the music, tangling her long blond hair as the wind whipped it around.
The song ended and was quickly followed by Sippin on Sunshine by Avril Lavigne. A quick look showed
an embarrassed blush creeping up on Summers neck, though when Darcy simply started to sing along
she slowly relaxed and began singing along once more.
The rest of the trip back to the Tower was spent jamming out to Summers music, much of which Darcy
was surprised to find was actually pretty optimistic. Most of the songs werent exactly what Darcy would
have picked to download herself, but they all seemed to have an overarching theme of being happy or
making the best of the world around you.
Turning down the radio as she pulled into the underground parking garage she turned into the area
saved specifically for Tonys cars and maneuvered the car into one of the free spaces, Come on, she
led Summer towards the elevator, Lets head up to my place and drop that dress off before I show you
around, they climbed into the elevator and took it to the communal room floor where they stepped off.
And now youre going to want to beat that until it looks like fluffy cloud, a womans voice crooned
from the television across the room. Darcy looked over and spied Clints head peeking over the back of
the large black sofa he was sitting on. The channel abruptly changed from what appeared to have been a
cooking show to a cartoon, Now Sammy, how do we ask for help? the channel changed, I never
knew! a woman cried dramatically, Brad was so good! the channel changed again, Five more,
youre doing great! Feel the burn!
Darcy turned her head to look at Summer who was trying to hide a smile as they watched Clint
participate in some apparently serious channel surfing. She shook her head in amusement and gestured
for Summer to follow her as she headed for the couch.
Hes going, going, going, Oh! Intercepted by Donovan, man that looked like it hurt! switch, But wait, if
you call now well give you not one, not two, but three you jump, I jump, remember?
Hes going to die! Clint suddenly yelled, thrusting the remote at the television where Jack and Rose
were speaking to each other, The moron is going to give up and die. Every. Freaking. Time! The guy
could have gotten on the raft with her, but no, they had to make it a freaking tragedy! Worst story
ever, he then grumbled, clicking the channel button again.
Hakuna matata! It means no worries for the rest of
Hey Clint, Darcy laughed, jumping over the back of the couch and twisting until her back landed on the
couch with her head landing in his lap.
Clint stilled looking down at her incredulously, Darcy, he greeted, looking back towards the elevator, I
didnt hear you come up.
Darcy shrugged as best she could in her position, grinning up at him, Not my fault, she told him, It
seems you were too busy bemoaning the fact that poor Rose was going to fall in love with Jack, who is
apparently a moron.
Whos your friend? Clint asked, pointedly ignoring her teasing.
Clint, Summer; Summer, this is Clint Barton, Darcy waved her hand between them in introduction,
Summer is Janes new lab assistant.
Clint raised an eyebrow down at her, I thought Ian was her lab assistant, he commented, before
smiling winningly at Summer, Nice to meet you Summer.
Summer nodded back, seeming a little stunned, Youre Hawkeye, she breathed.
Yep, Darcy acknowledged, Hes our local birdboy, she reached a hand up and patted Clints cheek
affectionately, And Ian graduated with his own PhD a few days ago, so he deserves to actually be paid
to do what he does for Jane.
Clint rolled his eyes at her, So unlike what you did for you, where you didnt tell Jane you actually
graduated until you were already working for Tony, you made sure to point out that Ian was well
beyond intern status?
Darcy scoffed, Because unlike me, Ian one, had a doctorate he worked hard for, and B he had other job
offers for after he graduated. Jane was looking for two lab assistants, and when I let her know Ian was
on his way out, she made sure to offer him a place with her, Darcy nodded in approval, Wise girl.
Darcy, you have two masters degrees, Clint seemed incredulous that she didnt recognize that as as
important as a doctorate.
A hand lifted to wave unimportantly, Neither of which applied to what Jane does, she dismissed,
Computational Science and Engineering and Poly-sci just dont scream smarty-pants like a PhD in
Thermonuclear Astrophysics does.
You and I both know you could have had a doctorate Computational whatever it was. You just had to
put in the time for a dissertation, errantly one of Clints hands moved to brush some hair off of her
forehead.
Her eyes closing instinctively at his touch Darcy was quiet for a moment before sighing, Anyway, she
clearly changed the subject, Summer here was at the shoe store Tonyaka my new herocame and
rescued me from.
Clint rested his hand on her waist as he returned his gaze to Summer who was standing awkwardly by
the couch, Were you shoe shopping? he asked her, clearly unaware of the sudden cantering of Darcys
heart at his actions.
Summer shook her head, I work there, she answered.
Worked, Darcy amended, She worked there. When Tony showed up and I complained about that
other store clerk lady
TslashBsomething? Clint offered the name shed texted him, giving her a humorous smirk.
Yeah, her, she nodded, And Tony decided to put TslashBsomething in her place and give the
commission of our sales to Summer over there. Questions were asked, and one thing led to another and
Tony and Jane were offering Summer the second lab assistant job.
Clint looked impressed as he looked over at Summer, Lots of people were fighting for that job, he told
her, you must be something special to catch the attention of both Jane and Tony, he smiled
welcomingly at her, So on behalf of the few normal people in the building Id like to welcome you to
the Tower.
Darcy rolled her eyes and pulled herself into a sitting position, On what planet are you considered
normal? she joked, twisting to rest her feet on the ground, very much aware of the hand that had once
rested on her waist had simply shifted with her to rest on the small of her back rather than pulling away
like she expected.
Fingers curling in before splaying out once more on her back Clint shrugged with a smirk, Well, I dont
spend hours in any lab in the building, I dont turn green when I get angry, I dont have super strength or
super anything really, I dont control lightning or use a hammer to fly, I dont spend way more time than
is normal flying around in a metal suit, and I dont have an insane amount of intelligence, so I think Im
doing pretty good in the normal field.
Darcy narrowed her eyes at him, Alright, she admitted, You have a point.
They went quiet for a moment as Clint watched her and she pretended not to feel the zinging that flew
through her every time he curled his fingers on her back before spreading them out in a soft carass she
didnt understand. To their surprise it was actually Summer who broke the odd silence between them,
How long have you two been together? her soft voice asked.
Both of them froze, meeting each others eyes before turning to stare at Summer, Oh were not
Darcy tried to deny, Clint and I donttheres nothingshe tripped over her denial.
Clint smirked sending Summer a wink before putting Darcy out of her misery, I havent managed to
convince Darcy to go out with me just yet, he answered easily.
Darcy sighed and rose to her feet, He says as if hes ever even asked, Darcy rolled her eyes at Summer
though she was internally trying to figure out why things suddenly felt different between her and Clint.
It was almost as if he wasnt actually opposed to the idea of being together with her, Come on, she
spoke with a nod of her head towards the private elevator, Lets go drop that dress off in my room and
Ill show you around the Tower.
Silently sitting back on the couch Clint watched Darcy lead the way to the elevator that went only
between the top privet floors, something about her almost abrupt exit screamed avoidance. He just
couldnt decide of what, him, his hints at wanting a relationship with her, his words, or her feelings
whatever those may be.
Sighing he flipped off the television and decided to invite himself along on the Tower tour. Natasha
words to just tell her what he felt were still echoing around his head, and he couldnt help the sense of
anticipation that told him that their moment was coming, and coming soon.
He moved from the couch to rest his back against the wall next to the public elevator that connected the
privet quarters to the rest of the building. He only had to wait a few minutes before Darcy and Summer
reappeared. Darcy pulled her phone away from her ear and hung up as she approached Clint, looking
amused for some reason.
You that bored Birdboy? she teased him, seemingly over whatever fight or flight instinct had kicked in
earlier.
You have no idea Beautiful, he replied, pressing the button for the elevator.
Darcy gave him a look, You know I dont like it when you call me that, she sighed, though she couldnt
help the small smile that rose to her lips whenever he did.
He shrugged, And you know I dont like being called birdboy, he retorted, besides, unlike my
nickname, yours actually relates to you.
Her dark blue eyes stared at him in confusion for a moment before she clearly decided to keep whatever
comments she could come up with to herself, So that was Pepper, she lifted her phone, turning a little
to be able to see Summer who seemed to be looking at him with a knowing look, She says that the hair
and makeup team she hiredbecause apparently we cant do our own beauty stuff?is going to be
here in about two hours to get started on beautifying us all. She says you are more than welcome to
stay, in fact, you are encouraged to stay, Darcy gave Summer an encouraging look, Something about
how there is just too much testosterone roaming around in the Tower already, she jabbed Clint in the
side as if it were his fault.
He just rolled his eyes at her and stepped onto the elevator, Where to first? he asked, finger hovering
over the floor options.
Darcy looked at Summer, We can give you the whole low down on the building, or we can just show
you the places you need to know, she suggested, What do you want to do.
Doesnt matter to me, Summer shrugged. When Darcy gave her a look she sighed and smiled a little,
Um, how about we start with where Ill be working? she offered.
Pleased with the decision Darcy nodded at her before turning to Clint, Janes floor please, she
requested watching as Clint silently pressed the button for the correct floor before stepping back.
So Summer, Clint started in that tone of voice Darcy knew he used to calm people and get them to
relax around him, Tell me one crazy thing about you.
Summer furrowed her brow, One crazy thing? she repeated as if unsure shed actually heard him,
Um, she hesitated, I dont know, she looked thoughtful, Im an avid skydiver.
There was silence as both Darcy and Clint took this in, then slowly they simultaneously turned to look at
her, Seriously? Darcy asked first, trying to decide if Summer was kidding or not. Nothing shed seen
about Summer so far had even hinted at a hidden adrenaline junkie side.
A bashful smile was her answer, My dad took me once when I was twelve, and then every time he was
on leave or stationed state side hed take me. After he died it became something I did to remember him.
Ive competed on several teams over the years. It actually helped me to make ends meet occasionally
during school.
The elevator dinged and the doors slid open, but neither Darcy nor Clint moved to exit, I feel like there
is a lot you keep hidden Summer, Darcy decided, And I think you and I are going to be new best
buddies, she reached out and looped Summers arm through hers before guiding her out of the
elevator. She smirked when she heard Clints incredulous muttering about Summers apparent hobby
behind her before he followed them out of the elevator.
Alright, Darcy went into tour guide mode, This floor is one of ten R & D floors in the building, besides
those ten floors there are three technical labs, she pointed up, and five medical labs, she pointed
down, Those are the floors you will most likely be visiting most often, but you do have access to the
state of the art gym, again with pointing up, then back down as she went on, the ginormous food
court on level three, and of course if necessary the infirmary. There are other floors that contain stuff
like a hangar bay for a few SHIELD quinjets, or the mysterious three floors that SHIELD occupies for
whatever reasonTony doesnt actually want them here, but I suppose there is something to be said
about keeping your friends close and your enemies closerno offence, she shot a look at Clint who just
rolled his eyes at her.
Tony also has several floors of the building just for his stuff, like a car garage somewhere and his own
privet labs. There are some state of the art rooms full of computer and tech that I dont know what they
do, she pointedly ignored the snort of amusement Clint gave. So computers were kind of her thing, the
one thing she knew she was ninja at, but that didnt mean she knew what every computer she came
across did, This here, she pulled to a stop outside one of the many privet labs on the floor, Is Janes
lab, it will be where you will be working, she pressed her hand on the window and waited as the
computer scanned her prints.
A low hiss was heard and a click as the door slid open, Inside you have your typical crazy genius layout,
she commented as she led Summer and Clint into the room she spent many an hour in, Complete with
a resident genius, she noted as she caught sight of Bruce Banner flipping through some loose papers.
After a small pause as she silently wondered over Bruces appearance in Janes lab she went on, pointing
in the opposite direction of Bruce without even looking, Over there is the filing system Im pretty sure
Jane doesnt even know sheIan? Darcy cut herself off as she noticed Ian Boothby hunched over a
telescope in the far corner.
Ian jerked his head up, Darcy! he exclaimed, sounding as if hed just come back from one of those
genius trances Darcy had become accustomed to interrupting, What are you doing here? she didnt
miss how his eyes dropped curiously to Summers form where she stood next to Darcy.
I could ask you the same thing, Darcy replied with an amused smirk and a raised eyebrow, Its a
Saturday Ian, she informed him, legitimately concerned he didnt actually know the date, Your day
off.
Ian nodded, wiping his hands on his lab coat as he moved closer, Yes, yes it is, his accent was quite
heavy at the moment, a sign of nervousness, But I pieced something together last night at about four
and I had to come in at test my theory, he gestured to the messy table behind him.
Darcy lifted her head in a slow nod, Alright, she allowed, And whats your excuse? she turned to
where Bruce stood staring down at one of the papers hed been flipping through.
Lifting his adorably curly haired head Bruce looked at her in surprise, What? he apparently hadnt
been startled out of his genius trance when Ian had been.
Why are you here on a Saturdayin Janes lab? Darcy reiterated, Last time I checked your lab was
across the way, she pointed towards the door.
Oh, Bruce lifted the papers in his hands as if that were explanation enough, Jane and I were
discussing something the other day and when I called her for her notes on the subject were she told me
they were in here, he looked down at the papers in his hands then at the piles of scattered notes all
over the desk in front of him, Somewhere.
Darcy gave a short laugh, Yeah, she nodded slowly, her eyes tracking Clints movements as he
sauntered towards a less cluttered desk and hopped up to sit on the edge of the surface, Good luck
with that.
Bruce gave her a commiserating grin, Whos your friend? he asked nonchalantly, as though Darcy
hadnt already noticed his eyes flicking to her ever few seconds since theyd entered. There was
something more than simple curiosity in his eyes when he looked at her, in fact, if Darcy were a betting
woman shed guess there was a whole lot of interest in the Doctor when it came to her new friend. And
if the small glances she was giving him were anything to go by the interest was mutual.
Right, Darcy looked at Summer, smirking when she caught the light blush that spread attractively
across her cheeks at Bruces curiosity; Ian had returned some of his focus to whatever it was that was on
the work surface in front of him, Bruce, Ian, this is Dr. Summer Redmond, she gestured to Summer
grandly, Shes Janes new second lab assistant. Summer, she now gestured to Ian, This is the recently
made doctor, Dr. Ian Boothby, who is secretly the next Dr. Who, she stage whispered, just to see if she
could get a reaction from Ian, who just rolled his eyes at her, and Dr. Bruce Banner, he works here in
the tower as one of the leading genius of the building.
Youre the Hulk, Summer blinked in surprise at Bruce, who almost noticeably shuttered his expression,
his whole frame stiffening, Your work on gamma radiation is fascinating. And your work on anti-
electron collisions blew my mind! she eagerly stepped forward and held out her hand to shake his.
After a second of contemplation Bruce accepted her hand into his, nearly swallowing her smaller hand in
his grip. He looked a little out of his element, clearly he hadnt expected the jump from the Hulk to his
research.
Thank you, he accepted her praise, Ah, he furrowed his eyebrows in a quick movement before
asking, What is your degree in?
A strong confidence that Darcy hadnt seen in Summer yet found itself into her posture as she squared
her shoulders and her eyes sparkled in relaxed excitement as she once again gave a short multisyllabic
spiel on her dissertation that ended with an intrigued expression crossing Bruces face. Even Ian looked
up from what he was working on to listen curiously. Wondering if it was just her that had no idea what
was being said Darcy shot a quick look at Clint only to find him already staring at her. Once their eyes
met he gave a sardonic shake of his head and shrug of his shoulders letting her know without words that
he was just as lost as she was.
Ian asked a question that had Summer turning to him with a eager answer, once shed paused in her
speaking Darcy realized that her name had actually been said, Sorry what? she asked coming alert.
Summer shared a quick look with Bruce and Ian that told Darcy she was going to be more than
comfortable working in the genius part of the building, I just apologized for rambling, she shook her
head demurely, her posture indicating a return to earlier shier Summer.
No, Darcy waved away her apology, No worries, she shook her head, I am totally used to listening
to people talk about stuff that is way over my head. Im glad youve been lucky enough to find people
who understand what youre saying.
And you werent rambling, Ian spoke up, Your research is mind boggling, he shook his head in
amazement.
Ducking her head a little Summer accepted his praise with a small nod, Thank you Dr she hesitated
then gave a nervous laugh, Im sorry, Im terrible with names, she winced with a small anxious smile,
All I remember was that youre the next Dr. Who, she looked honestly concerned that Ian would be
upset with her for forgetting his name.
Ian chuckled, moving around the table to extend his hand to her, Ian Boothby, he repeated his name,
And trust me, Dr. Who is a step up from Intern, he offered seriously, I was actually concerned there
for a moment that Darcy would never actually figure out that my name wasnt actually Intern.
Yeah yeah, Darcy rolled her eyes at the teasing, So hey, she had an epiphany, Summer has been
invited to the party thing tonight, either of you interested in being her escort for the night? her words
appeared innocent, but she knew full well that Ian had other plans and the looks Bruce and Summer
were exchanging when the other wasnt looking were enough to convince her to play matchmaker.
Bruce was a close friend, she knew how much he longed for human contact, though he avoided it like
the plague, worried that something would set the other guy off; if she could offer him something even a
small as friendship, or as big as a life changing relationship, she would and was going to give it to him in
a heartbeat.
Ian gave a helpless shrug, I would but I made plans with my little brother from the program, he
referred to the Big Brothers Big Sisters program he volunteered with, Im sorry, he spoke to Summer.
Tearing her incredulous and panicked look from Darcy, Summer actually looked a little relieved at his
polite turn down, No problem, she assured him hurriedly, Dont even worry about it.
Bruce was locked in a staring contest with Darcy while the two spoke, he was pleading for an out and
she was refusing to give it to him. Something like Man up, may have been mouthed to him with in turn
resulted in a frown and a worried but reluctantly hopeful glance at Summer. Deciding to push Bruce just
a little further, What about you Bruce? she pressed. This time Bruce and Summer turned to stare at
her simultaneously with varying looks of distress on their faces.
Um, Bruce set down one handful of papers and scratched the back of his neck, Sure, he gave in, I
mean, if you dont mind, he quickly stuttered, gesturing to Summer, You dont have to go with me if
youd rather not, but Id like to he cut himself off and settled for a quick glare at Darcy as if to say
this is your fault.
The pretty blush was back as Summer nodded her head and bit her lip, That would be nice, she
agreed, Thank you, she met his eyes and they got locked in a stare for a moment before Bruce jerked
his gaze away.
No problem, he offered, Um, do you want me to pick you up ormeet me there? he sounded a little
unsure.
Frantically Summer whipped her head around to look at Darcy, clearly unsure of the answer she should
give. Throwing them both a bone she stepped in, I think were planning to all meet on the communal
floor. Well be getting ready in Tony and Peppers suite just above it so if you just want to meet up with
the boys a few minutes before the party starts, that will probably work.
Bruce nodded, soaking in the information, Ill do that, he agreed, I mean, if thats alright with you,
he looked as if he felt hed just shoved his foot in his mouth for the second time.
That sounds great, Summer approved.
We interrupt what you are doing right now to bring you this exciting story, your cell phone is actually
ringing! Darcy looked down at her pocket as the comment was followed by a rousing rendition of Old
McDonald Had a Farm as sung by a chicken. Bobbing her head with a smile on her face Darcy tugged her
phone out of her pocket and pressed the answer button, trying to ignore the laugh Clint was giving at
her ringtone.
City Morgue, you kill em we chill em, she greeted whoever was on the other line. A strangled laugh
reached her ears and she turned to smirk at Clint where he sat trying smother a laugh while Bruce,
Summer and Ian just stared at her in surprise. Uh-huh, this is her, she rolled her eyes with a sigh as the
woman on the other line fumbled through an explanation for calling, Yeah, sure, I can be right down.
Yep, thanks, she hung up.
Just as she was about to open her mouth to inquire why the three geniuses were currently gaping at
her, her phone began singing Youre the One That I Want from Grease. Already knowing it was Pepper
shed chosen the ringtone based on the fact that she never quite gave up on Tony because, get this, hes
the one that she wantsshe slid her finger to answer the phone, Ive got the money! she declared
dramatically, Hes been through enough, please just let him go!
There was a pause and laughter could be heard in the background, letting her know she was likely on
speaker phone and Tony had just heard her little greeting, Darcy? Pepper questioned, bringing her
back to her present situation.
The one and only, Darcy replied with a smile on her face, If this is about the dresses hanging out in
the main lobbypun fully intendedIve already been alerted by Dana, the brave woman who works at
the front desk that they are there and I will be on my way to retrieve them momentarily.
Thank you, Pepper started to speak but was cut off by Tony.
So what was your scenario? he asked, Who exactly was being held hostage?
Darcy shrugged a shoulder and studied the way the colors on her nails changed in the light as she moved
her fingers, Sir Snuffles, she answered, Hes the dog you wont let me have, she sounded petulant.
Who said you couldnt have a dog? Tony demanded, I never said anything about a dog.
I can get a dog? Darcy lit up.
There was a pause where Darcy could almost literally see Pepper and Tony eyeing each other, Sure,
why dont you get two?
Two? Darcy squeaked, I can get Lady Sniffles too? she turned and noticed the expressions on her
friends faces, Clint was looking amused while Summer was giving her a knowing I-told-you-so look.
Bruce just looked incredulous that Tony was allowing Darcy to get a dog, and Ian looked as if it were
possible that letting her getting a dog was about the worst thing Tony could do.
Sure, why not? Tony agreed, Though I have two conditions, one, Sir Snuffles gets a promotion to Lord
Snuffles, and two, they both have to be big enough you cant drop kick either dog over a fence.
Darcy was focusing so much attention on keeping her jaw from dropping in shock at his words that she
was unprepared for the shocked laugh that escaped, Thats horrible Tony! she declared.
What? she could almost see his shrug of nonchalance, I heard it somewhereI think.
Well, youre in luck, they are both Border Collies I saw on the animal shelter website. Theyre even
house trained, though they are both still only just under a year old, Darcy informed him, excited about
her new gift from Tony, because she knew that was what it was.
Well good, Border collies are smart, right? he didnt wait for her answer, House trained is good too,
he went on absently, then, Happy, pull over, I just remembered, I have an urgent need for some of that
chocolate, there was a moment where Pepper started to protest but Darcy didnt get to hear much of
the argument before Tony spoke to her once more, Well talk more about this later, see you kid, and
then there was a click.
Darcy pulled the phone away from her ear to stare at it while she processed. Why would Tony let her get
a dog? Let alone two? Was it possible Summer wasshe cut the line of thought off, no, no it wasnt
possible. She looked up and found Clint eyeing her with concern hidden beneath the amusement in his
eyes, You good? he asked her.
Yeah, she nodded, blinking to return to the present moment, So our dresses are her in the lobby
downstairs, she informed anyone who was listening, I need to go retrieve them.
Summer looked up from where shed moved to peer closely at whatever it was Ian had been working on
earlier, I, she hesitated, Would you mind if I stayed here for a bit? Ian wants me to look over his
she trailed off, clearly trying to figure out how to say what she needed to say in laymans terms.
Stuff? Darcy suggested helpfully, not at all offended.
Yes, Summer accepted the suggestion, His calculations and stuff.
Darcy shot a quick look over at Bruce who was eyeing the minimal space between Summer and Ians
bodies with an indiscernible look, Sure, she nodded, Just come upstairs in about an hour or so,
Pepper and the professional hair and makeup people should be here to make us look pretty by then,
when Summer nodded absently, Darcy made a mental note to have JARVIS remind Summer about the
hour time limit about ten minutes before shed need to go while adding her new friend to her
apparently growing list of geniuses to keep her eye on.
You, she grabbed Clints wrist and pulled, Are not needed here, she tugged him out into the hallway,
Come on, she urged when he stopped walking.
When he didnt keep moving, Darcy turned to look at him in askance only to find him looking down at
her with a curious expression on his face, That doesnt bother you? he asked, seeming concerned and
confused about something.
What?
Ian and Summer, Clint elaborated, pointing over his shoulder at the lab behind him.
Darcy looked at the wall hed pointed at for a brief second, No, she shook her head slowly with a
small confused smile of her own, Why would it?
Clint raised a surprised eyebrow, Arent you and Ian, you know, together?
Darcy scoffed, I havent dated Ian since we were all in London, she informed him, And even then it
was just once so I didnt feel guilty about what happened during the invasion of the creepy elves.
But you kissed him, Clint actually started to sound confused now.
Once, Darcy shook her head.
Twice, Clint argued.
Alright, twice, she allowed, Geesh, she poked his shoulder with her free hand, suddenly realizing
that at some point Clint had maneuvered their hands until they now hung with their fingers knotted
together between them. Ignoring the strange things the realization of the close contact did to her
stomach Darcy forced herself to continue, Its like youre stalking me or something.
Clint studied her expression carefully, I thought you really liked him, he told her.
Darcy gave a small laugh, Why, because I kissed him twice? she scoffed, Clint, after what Id just gone
through Id have kissed a dog in celebration. Ian wasnt exactly anything special, she shook her head,
We dated once, but we both decided we didnt want that kind of relationship. So we settled into a nice
brother/sister relationship, she used their clasped hands to nudge him, But look at you, all jealous of a
guy I wasnt even dating.
Protective, Clint corrected, Its different from being jealous.
You cant be both? Darcy joked, tugging on his hand and pulling him back to the elevator.
Clint studied her as her words sunk in, Maybe I was, he murmured, causing her shoulders to stiffen a
little in sudden awareness of his gaze on her. That something different was back, thick and heavy, like
the start of something Darcy didnt dare to hope for.
The elevator had begun its decent as they spoke and it dinged as it paused to pick up two interns on the
next floor, forcing them to shelve whatever other conversation might have followed. The interns got off
a few floors later, but still neither Darcy nor Clint said anything. But Darcy didnt try to pull her hand
away, and she very clearly noticedwith a stuttering heart though shed deny it to her dying daythat
Clint definitely didnt try to remove his; in fact she was pretty sure he was using their connection to pull
her closer to his side.
Besides, Darcy spoke a few minutes later, Im pretty sure my gaydar says Ian isnt exactly a straight
arrow if you know what I mean.
Clint looked over at her in surprise, What?
Darcy gave him a wink, Im just saying, but I think youre more his type than I am.
Really? Clint sounded like he wasnt sure whether or not to believe her, But then, he trailed off,
Why did you try to set him up with Summer?
I didnt, Darcy moved to exit the elevator, simultaneously pleased and confused when still Clint didnt
try to release her hand or take his hand away, I knew he had a thing tonight with Jered, she
mentioned Ians little brother, It wasnt Ian I was trying to set Summer up with.
Clint thought about that, Banner? he concluded, You want to set Summer up with Banner?
Darcy turned a little to walk backwards a few steps, Is that a bad thing? she asked, subtly eyeing the
way their hands stretched between them.
There was another pause as Clint thought about that, I guess not, he sounded as if the idea were one
that he was surprised to not have thought of himself.
Exactly, Darcy grinned impishly at him and twisted back around and headed straight for the small rack
that held the four dresses theyd ordered earlier in the day, Hey, she greeted the clearly fake blonde
haired woman, I think you have some dresses for me, she smiled winningly.
Are you Darcy Lewis? Brittneythats what her name tag said her name wasasked looking bored
and annoyed. Or at least she did until she caught sight of Clint.
I am she, Darcy turned down the welcoming tone and expression a little, clearly the woman just
wanted her signature so she could leave.
Sure enough Brittney held up a clipboard, Sign here, she commanded, pointing with a perfectly
manicured and perfectly fake nail, her eyes raising to stare sultrily at Clint.
Not even a please huh? Darcy resisted the nearly automatic reaction of rolling her eyes and instead
reached for the pen offered to her. This of course required her to let go of Clints hand, which she did
reluctantly. It had been her only claim on the man, and while she wasnt normally prone to territorial
acts like holding hands or making a point to kiss her significant other in public, today she just felt a
particular need to stake her claim on her archer, even if they werent actually together.
Are you Hawkeye? Brittney questioned her voice a little higher and a whole lot softer.
Ready for the typical preening (pun intended again) that Clint was prone to whenever beautiful women
recognized him, Darcy just rolled her eyes and set her focus on the paper in front of her, Yes maam,
she heard Clint answer formally, the answer was followed by his arm sneaking its way around her waist
and the heat of his body as he stepped closer to her side. She finished scratching out her name with a
flourish, pleased with herself for not jumping out of her skin when she felt him touch her, even though it
felt like her whole body was on fire.
Is that everything? Darcy asked pointedly, deciding to take Clints actions as a sign of his disinterest in
the woman and shifting in his grip to wrap her own arm around his back.
Brittney stared between them, looking disappointed and a little disbelieving; Darcy understood. Why
would Clint choose little old her over someone like Brittney after all? Yes, Brittney confirmed after
Clint had cleared his throat meaningfully, Yes, thats everything. And she turned and scurried off, her
heels clicking away on the marble flooring.
Shes gone! a voice called from the main desk causing Darcy to turn from where shed been about to
ask Clint what exactly was going on to look at the two women who were working the front desk, I told
you Darcy would get rid of her.
Darcy grinned, these women and their counterparts who came in on the other weekdays were big fans
of hers. Anyone who could wrangle Tony Stark as well as Darcy could was a good friend of theirs, theyd
told her, Was that woman giving you trouble Dana? she asked reluctantly moving from Clints
embrace to speak to her friends.
Lets just say that if you hadnt shown up when you did Laura was going to show her how they deal
with annoying sass in the south, Dana said archly, her lips twitching in amusement, The woman would
not quit sighing, and she so thoroughly insulted Missy that she had to excuse herself to go and cry in the
ladies room, Dana nodded towards the back where the privet restrooms were located.
What did she say? Darcy demanded, more than a little incensed on her friends behalf.
Laura finished helping her customer and turned to the conversation, She was going on and on about
poor Missy, talking about her weight and how her hair was unfashionably short and that her clothes
were not name brands. It was horrible. I finally told the woman to get as far away from the desk as she
could before I used a trick my Navy SEAL brother taught me once to get her to shut up.
That is unacceptable, Darcy declared with a heavy frown, That is not okay, she turned to see Clint
standing close by, looking just as irritated as she felt, not cool, she muttered to herself, turning back to
Dana and Laura only to spot Missy peering out of the privet restroom carefully. Determinedly she took
off in Missys direction, Missy, she called, snatching the young womans attention, You can come out,
the wicked witch is gone.
Cautiously Missy exited the restroom, her eyes red and a little swollen from crying, Thanks, she
murmured, one hand lifting to wipe at the corner of her eye.
Darcy watched her for a second before sighing and stepping forward to sweep Missy into a tight hug,
Dont let her get to you pretty girl, she commanded softly, squeezing the other woman for a second
longer before pulling back, She wouldnt know pretty if it kicked her in that absurdly bony butt of hers.
Nodding, though she didnt look like she believed her, Missy forced a watery smile, I know, thank you
Miss Lewis.
Darcy gave a sympathetic smile and rubbed her arm, Listen, why dont you take the rest of the day off,
she offered, You shouldnt have to work after a crappy day like today, she insisted, In fact, why dont
you go out and find whatever you need to make your night better, and bring the receipts in to me when
you come into work next, she paused and pictured the schedule, Thats next Tuesday right?
Missy nodded, I couldnt do that, she frowned, One womans opinions should constitute a night on
Stark Industries.
Consider it hazard pay, Darcy told her with a grin, Stark Industries wants this to be a safe and
comfortable place for you to work. I feel bad you had to deal with that woman for any length of time,
consider this my apology. Alright?
Missy stared at her for a second before nodding, Okay, she accepted the offer, Thank you.
No problemo, Darcy gave a small laugh, wrapping her arm around Missys arm as they headed for the
front desk together, Ladies, Missy has been ordered to take the rest of the day off, she informed Laura
and Dana, who immediately started to coo over Missy, their mothering personalities shining through.
Minutes later Darcy was ushering Missy through the front doors and dragging a cart full of dresses
towards the elevator that would take them to the communal floor, a cloudy expression on her face.
You okay? Clint asked softly as the elevator doors shut.
Peachy, Darcy growled, clearly not, I need to call Pepper, she let him know, holding her phone up for
emphasis before pressing the appropriate buttons to dial Peppers phone, Hi Pepper, she greeted
sounding eerily sweet, How do I get someone fired? she went straight to the heart of the matter, No
no no, she assured Pepper, Its no one who works for you or Tony, but one of Madelines employees
was here and she reeked some serious havoc in her few minutes of exposure to our good people.
From there Darcy went on to explain everything that went down, and seemed to gratefully accept the
responses she was receiving from not only Pepper but Tony as well. Minutes later she was calling the
number that would connect her to Madeline who she then reamed out for her unprofessional
employee, followed by a threat to take all business Stark related if Brittney wasnt appropriately
disciplined. As the elevator doors slid open on Tony and Peppers private floor and Clint helped Darcy
wheel the cart out, Madeline assured Darcy in a frantic but firm voice that the Brittneys actions would
come with some pretty severe consequences.
Darcy hung up as she led Clint to the stairs that led down to the communal floor, Why are people
stupid? she sighed, slipping her sandals off and plopping down on the couch.
Deciding this was one of those times where she wasnt actually expecting an answer Clint just shrugged
and sat down next to her. They sat in silence for a while as Darcy forced herself to forget the injustice
that had been done to Missy and calm down. Eventually though, as if recognizing her need to move on
Clint rose to his feet, I think I remember something about you owing me a rematch in Call of Duty, he
mentioned, moving to start up the television and put said video game in the console before returning to
the couch to hand her one of the two controllers hed picked up.
I never said anything about a rematch, Darcy retorted, You were the one who was upset I beat you,
she accepted the controller, moving to a more comfortable gaming position.
I was distracted! Clint defended himself as he sat down next to her.
Lifting her eyes from where theyd been eyeing the nonexistent space between her thigh and his, By
what? she mocked.
Clints eyes met hers knowingly before dropping to look pointedly at their closeness then back at her
face, Exactly, was all he said. It took her a second but his meaning slowly sank in; he was distracted by
her? By how close they were?
Any other thoughts were forced to take a back seat as the game started up and their naturally
competitive nature set in. Darcy was doing a pretty fancy victory dance some time later when the
elevator slid open revealing Tony, Pepper, Jane and Natasha, Oh yeah! she cried, and that is how it is
done agent Barton! she crowed gleefully, dancing around in a silly circle once more before catching
sight of the new arrivals, Oh hey Tony! she greeted, waving a happy hand, the situation earlier having
been effectively forgotten.
Tony lifted a hand, Hey Darcy, he replied with a mocking laugh, Did you just soundly beat Legolas
again? he asked, coming around the couch to collapse into one of the arm chairs.
You know it! Darcy did another small little dance, unaware of the affectingly amused gaze of her
victim resting on her, Here I was thinking super agents were supposed to be good at stuff like this.
Clint rolled his eyes and leaned forward to set his controller on the glass coffee table in front of him,
Video games and reality are two different things, he defended himself, Were we playing this game in
reality I would have won.
Of course you would have, Darcy rolled her eyes in a no-duh way, Controlling your own body is a lot
easier than controlling someone elses via a little remote! she laughed, that and you and I would be
more likely to be on the same team then. Im a better friend than I am an enemy.
Yeah you are, there was something in his voice that had Tony turning to stare at him with a mockingly
knowing look, but before Clint could defend himself Pepper moved to perch herself on the arm of the
chair Tony was sitting in.
Where did Summer disappear to? she asked, scanning the surrounding area curiously.
Darcy eyed the spot next to Clint, taking in the arm he had stretched across the back of the sofa and the
relaxed posture he held and took a small breath. Deciding it was her turn to make contact, she turned
and sat herself down firmly within the curve of his arm, her side pressed against his, I took her around
to show her the tower, starting with Janes lab, but Ian and Bruce were there and the three went all
science-y on me. She decided, in a typical genius-on-the-verge-of-learning-something-they-think-is-
awesome move, that shed rather hang out with Ian than finish our tour. So Clint and I left her there and
went to pick up the dresses, even though her lips were moving and coherent words were coming out,
Darcy full attention was on Clint. While her actions had seemed to surprise Clint he didnt hesitate to
lower his arm around her shoulders comfortably within seconds of her sitting herself so close to him.
Oh? Peppers eyes lit up, Do you think she and Ian are interested in each other? she asked curiously.
Nope, Darcy shook her head, shifting in her seat to get more comfortable.
Clint took the opportunity to share his new information with the room, Darcy thinks hes gay.
Tony smirked, I knew it! he declared, I told you, he turned to Pepper, I told you and you said it was
impossible!
Pepper shook her head, I never said impossible
not probable,
Tony I never said
Never going to happen!
Well in my defense
The kid is good at hiding it, Ill give him that though!
Would you just let me talk? Pepper cut off their typical argument path and caught his attention, I said
I didnt think he was gay because, she held up a hand to silence Tony, because he was dating Darcy.
Tony turned a narrowed gaze to Darcy, What? he questioned, This true, kid? his eyes again went to
the closeness of her and Clint pointedly.
Why does everyone assume Ian and I are dating? Darcy demanded, giving Clint a sharp nudge when he
snickered, I dated the guy once to make myself feel better about kissing him that one time.
Twice, Clint reminded her unhelpfully.
Glaring at him Darcy acknowledged, Twice, she growled, But he and I didnt actually like each other
like that, and my gaydar is never wrong about these things.
But it has been known to be wrong about other things, like that nice homeless woman down the street
you thought was a man, Clint squeezed her shoulder affectionately.
That was one time, Darcy moaned, her head falling back in frustration, accidentally landing on Clints
arm, but she didnt care to move it, And she took it rather well I thought.
Clint laughed, Because you gave her a fifty to make up for it, he reminded her.
Darcy went to defend herself further but was interrupted by the elevator dinging and sliding open
behind her. Seeing the pleasantly surprised expression on Pepper and Tonys faces Darcy couldnt resist
turning around to find Summer and Bruce deep in conversation, standing oddly close to one another.
Well, it was odd considering how much personal space Bruce normally required to make himself feel
secure with people around him. The two exited the elevator appearing oblivious to the people watching
them as they talked. Eventually deciding to alert them to the presence of others Darcy spoke up, I think
youre the first genius Ive met who can actually keep track of time Summer, she stated.
Abruptly Summers head whipped around to stare at her while Bruce seemed to step back both
physically and metaphorically, Darcy, hi, she replied as she took in the others in the room.
Um, well, Bruce pointed to the private elevator, Im just going to head up to my room, so he
trailed off, scratched the back of his head and took a step or two backwards towards the elevator.
Summer nodded, Okay, she nodded, Ill see you later? she checked shyly.
Bruce gave her a small smile, Wouldnt miss it, he settled with a tilted nod of his head. He crossed the
space to the elevator in a few steps and slipped onto the elevator with a quick glance back at Summer.
Oh, Pepper breathed a slow smile spreading her lips, Thats why not Ian? the words were just loud
enough for Darcy to hear them.
Darcy turned and gave her a knowing and mischievous look, Mhmm, she hummed with a smile.
We interrupt what you are doing right now to bring you this exciting story: your cell phone is actually
ringing! Darcy grinned as her phone started singing and pulled out her phone, Whatever it is you think
I did, I didnt do it! she answered, smirking when Tony shook his head and laughed at her, Oh hey
Dana, she greeted the receptionist, I really need to get you your own ringtone, she muttered,
Anyway, whats up? she listened for a few moments nodding once or twice then saying her goodbyes,
So the hair and make up people are here, she mentioned casually as she slipped her phone back into
her pocket.
And that would by my cue to get lost, Tony rose to his feet and turned to press a kiss to Peppers lips,
You ladies have fun getting tortureder, beautified, he winked at Darcy when she snickered at his
comment then rubbed her head affectionately as he moved past her, Come on Legolas, he nodded his
head at the elevator, Ive got some ideas for that new bow and arrow set of yours.
Clint narrowed his eyes at Tony as he reluctantly rose to his feet, It better not involve a color change,
he grumbled, smirking as Darcy snatched his hand and stared up at him pleadingly.
Dont leave me with these people Clint! she whined, Please, if you care at all, for the love of Hades,
take me with you! she pulled at his hand, This is your chance to redeem your status of my hero!
A wide grin broke his lips apart as he stared down at her, Sorry Beautiful, but Im still not willing to
suffer the wrath of Potts, Romanoff and Foster. Who knows, your new friend might have a temper on
her too and Id really rather not be the reason it ignites.
Darcy frowned at him and dropped his hand petulantly, You dont mind making me mad, she stated.
Clint reached out and cupped her jaw in his hand as he leant closer as if to tell her a secret, Thats
because angry looks sexy on you, Gorgeous, he murmured, pressing a quick kiss to her forehead before
turning and heading over to where Tony was pretending to nonchalantly stare at the elevator numbers
as they climbed, Not a word, he muttered as he stopped shoulder to shoulder with the man of Iron.
Tony shrugged and looked at him in a way that was meant to come off as nonchalant but gave away his
seriousness, You hurt her, you die, he shrugged and shook his head again, Thats it. Thats all there is
to it.
Unaware of the conversation Tony and Clint were having Darcy looked at Natasha, Where is your
Captain? she asked, trying not to look to childish about getting beautified.
Im not his keeper, Natasha replied seriously. Darcy just gave her a knowing look that made her sigh,
Last I heard Steve and Thor were going to test out Tonys new supposedly super hero proof gym a few
floors down, she admitted, And hes not my Captain.
Yet, Darcy smirked knowingly, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively.
Natasha just rolled her eyes, pretending like her lips werent twitching with a hint of a smile. She turned
when the elevator dinged and smirked when she heard Darcy moan quietly and noticed her attempt to
burrow into the cushions.
Last chance Birdboy, Darcy called, not moving to look as Clint and Tony stepped into the elevator
following the exit of four women.
Calling me Birdboy isnt exactly incentive to save you Beautiful! Clint called back just before the doors
slid shut.
Darcy bit her lip and worried it for a second before sighing, Jerk, she muttered reluctantly rising to her
feet to follow the women upstairs to Tony and Peppers suite.
Game face Darce, Natasha muttered as she brushed passed Darcy, Your friend is nervous, she
nodded to where Summer stood fidgeting with her fingers and biting her lip anxiously.
Deciding to put on a good show for Summer Darcy sighed, closed her eyes for a silent moment and then
opened them while pasting a small smile on her lips, Alright ladies, she clapped her hands, How do
we do this?
The makeup/hair people looked at each other in confusion while Pepper and Jane just smiled in
amusement, We let them make us even more perfect than we already are, Pepper answered simple.
One woman with electric blue hair cut in a pixie cut stepped forward, Well before we get to that, she
smiled at Pepper with an acknowledging nod, Id like to introduce myself and my team, she raised a
hand to point to herself, My name is Peggy, this is Janessa, Melissa, and Jamie, she pointed to the
african American woman, the woman with several piercings and red streaks in her hair, then the woman
with long black and red ombre hair, Now, do any of you know what you would like to do with your hair
yet, or would you like to look at some of the pictures we have to get an idea of what you want?
Surprisingly it was Darcy who spoke up first, Id like one of those crown waterfall braids, she
mentioned when she noticed the others looked as if they didnt know what they wanted. When they
looked at her in surprise she shrugged, I saw this actress on television do their hair that way once, she
said as if that explained everything.
Peggy smiled, We can do that, she nodded to Jamie, Why dont you do up her hair? she requested,
Melissa can help until someone else decides what they want.
Darcy shrugged in a nonchalant whatever sort of way, Should I just sit wherever or what? she asked
looking around and absently wondering if maybe she was supposed to stand while they did her hair
before deciding that was ridiculous, Jamie was too short to reach her hair the way shed need to to fix it
up.
Jamie grabbed a bar stool from the small kitchenette bar and pulled it in front of the table theyd set
their stuff up on, Here should be fine, she ushered Darcy forward, comb in hand.
Can we have some music JARVIS? Darcy asked, reaching forward and scooping up a magazine with a
bunch of hair pictures in it.
Spencer Day came through the speakers not a moment later, and Darcy paused in her perusal of the
magazine to look up in surprise; this wasnt Tonys typical musical inclination, a quick glance at Pepper
revealed that it was probably hers. Mentally shrugging Darcy returned her focus to the magazine in her
lap, her eyes rolling shut occasionally as Jamies comb ran through her hair. There was a beeping that
indicated the curling iron Jaime was going to use was ready to be used, and from the other side of the
room Jane gave a small gasp.
Thats it, she pointed to a picture Darcy couldnt see, Its perfect, she turned to Peggy, Can we do
this updo? she asked.
Peggy looked at the picture and nodded, We can, she approved, Melissa, why dont you do her hair?
Its a simple twist and pin hairstyle, she described to Melissa who was standing next to Darcy and
therefore could see the picture as well as Darcy herself could.
Sounds fun, Melissa nodded, pulling a second stool over for Jane to sit close to Darcy, leaving enough
space for herself and Jamie to navigate around each other.
Darcy smiled at Jane as she sat down, then hummed a little along with the music as Jamie started to pull
some hair back and start braiding, Hey Summer, she called her new friend over, lifting the magazine in
her lap and turning it around so Summer could see it, What do you think about this one? she asked,
tapping a picture of a French twist.
Summer came closer to look at the picture, Its pretty, she commented noncommittally.
No? Darcy translated, turning the magazine back to look at it, You thinking up, down? Halfway? she
looked at Summer as best she could without turning her head.
There was a small pause while Summer hesitated, Up, I think.
Darcy narrowed her eyes as if envisioning various styles, I agree, she concurred, Now, do you like
braids? Twists? Curls? I saw this one hairstyle once that was like this braid that worked its way into a
flower shape, she paused and shifted to pull her phone out of her pocket, let me see if I can find it, a
few moments later she was a-ha-ing as she held her phone up for Summer to inspect the picture,
Something like this?
Summer squinted at the picture and slowly her face lit up, I like it, she nodded with a shy smile.
Yeah? Darcy smiled back, Youll look fantastic!
Jamie bent in a little to eye the picture Darcy was looking at and nodded herself, I can do that for you
when Im done with her hair, she told Summer, Her hair will be pretty easy to do, so Ill have plenty of
time to do yours as well.
That would be great, Summer accepted Jamies offer, Thank you.
On the other side of the table Pepper and Natasha took their seats as they decided on their own
hairstyles, Pepper gleefully showing Darcy and Jane a picture of a woven knot half up hairstyle while
Natasha opted to just let them wait and see what shed settled on. As the beauticians worked the
friends idley chatted about this and that. Jane mentioned that Thor tended to hug her like a teddy bear
at night, and Natasha talked about some antics some new interns (by which she meant agents, but
technically the beauticians werent cleared t know that) had gotten up to recently.
How are things with you and Tony? Jane asked sometime later as if that had been the topic of
conversation all along.
Pepper gave a small smile, Were doing pretty good, she nodded a little in a split second Janessa
wasnt touching her hair, Especially now that he isnt in the lab at all hours.
Youre welcome, Darcy commented graciously with a smirk.
They shared a laugh at her blithe tone, they all knew how hard it was to get any of the geniuses (Jane
included) to leave their labs at any given time, and Tony was the most difficult of them all. Pepper knew
this better than anyone, so when she said, You are a miracle worker Darcy, Darcy believed she meant
it.
Are the rumors true about Mr. Stark avoiding his childhood home? Summer softly inquired, and a
quick glance at her told Darcy she was just as surprised as anyone that shed actually asked the question,
I mean, I know its none of my business, I just saw this article the other day andIm going to stop
talking now.
Pepper held up her hand to try and calm her, No no, its no problem, she reassured the blonde
woman, The fact is Tony has been avoiding the New York mansion, she admitted, But it has more to
do with conflicting memories of his parents than with whatever rumors that tabloids are saying.
Do you want him to go to the mansion? Jane asked Pepper curiously.
Shrugging one shoulder Pepper sighed, I think it would be good for Tony, she stated, He has such a
hard time trying to reconcile the father he thought he knew to the man his father apparently really was,
and the mansion holds a lot of mixed up feelings for him. And no offence, she looked at Natasha then
back between Jane and Darcy, But sometimes it would be nice to have somewhere to go that was
completely our own, with no traces of Iron Man, you know?
Darcy lightly tossed the magazine shed been flipping through out of boredom onto the table and looked
at Pepper, I talked with him about it, she mentioned absently as she snatched up a different magazine.
So focused on the headlines about the latest superstar romantic drama was she, she didnt see the relief
set in on Peppers face, What did he say? she questioned.
One shoulder lifted as Darcy looked up from the magazine, He said hed give it a shot.
Whats the catch? Natasha asked the question they were all thinking.
He wanted me and Pepper to be there when he goes, Darcy disclosed, I dont know why, but he said
he would go if we would be there with him.
Pepper actually breathed a sigh of relief, I dont know why I didnt think to go to you earlier, she
remarked, causing Darcy to blink at her in confusion, Tony always seems to do what you tell him to do,
Pepper elaborated, Its like he has this need to make you happy, she shrugged, her head tilting back as
Janessa pulled it back, Id be jealous if I didnt know that his affection for you was purely fatherly.
There was that word again! Darcy shot a quick glance at Summer who was once again giving her an I-
told-you-so look of her own, Yeah, well, he still wont go to any meetings Donna Hinkle attends, she
grumbled, attempting to brush off the comment.
Im done, Jamie declared, You want to trade places? she asked Summer with an encouraging smile.
Darcy hopped down from the stool and switched places with Summer, Youre going to look so gorgeous
tonight, she told Summer, Bruce wont be able to take his eyes off you, she knew it was low to bring
up Summers semi-obvious crush on the older man, but Darcy was willing to do just about anything to
stop the talk about Tonys special affection towards her. But just because they werent talking about it
out loud, didnt mean Darcy wasnt thinking about it.
At some point the hairdressers shifted into makeup artists and Jamie was once again volunteering for
double duty, saying shed fix first Summers makeup then Darcys once shed finished with Summers
hair. Patiently Darcy watched as Janes eyes were dusted with lovely shades of brown that brought out
her eyes, and Natasha and Peppers eyes were darkened as their makeup was applied meticulously.
Once Jamie was finished with Summers hairwhich was by far the most intricate of all of the chosen
hairstyles done that nightand shed shifted to start on Summers make up, the other three were pretty
much done.
Peggy stepped back from adding the final touches on Natashas eyes and gestured Darcy over, Why
dont you let me do your makeup sweetie? she encouraged Darcy to come sit down.
Internally squirming, Darcy shifted around the table and sat in Natashas recently vacated stool. She
didnt generally do a whole lot of makeup, sometimes she even ran out without putting on any, but
tonight they were going all out, so she would have to endure it. Peggy seemed to sense her unease and
gave her a small smile, Not a fan? she sounded sympathetic.
This kind of stuff is for the beautiful people, Darcy replied, closing her eyes as Peggy smeared some
sort of cream on her face.
And you dont think your one of these beautiful people? Peggy asked curiously, an eyebrow raised in
slight amusement, Because sweetie, trust me, Ive seen some ugly people in my time, this brought a
startled laugh from Darcys lips, And you sure arent one of them.
Deciding not to argue the point Darcy just remained silent, Thank you, she accepted the compliment
before forcing herself to relax.
I dont think were going to go too dark with your makeup, Peggy commented mostly to herself,
Youre features are well defined enough and your eyes are naturally dark that Im just going to add
some colors that will bring our your natural features.
Twisting her lips to the side for a second Darcy shrugged, Youre the makeup person, she gave in,
good luck.
Peggy smirked at her, Honey, I dont need luck. Youve already provided a perfect canvas; I just get to
color in the lines a little.
Flatterer, Darcy muttered with an amused tilt of her lips. Darcy lost track of time as Peggy brushed
various powders and applied various creams to her features. The only thing Darcy actually managed to
see before Peggy applied it to her face was the black eye liner and the shimmery eye shadow that
landed in the color scheme somewhere between a pale peach and light brown.
Eventually Peggy stepped back, Alright, she declared, looking pleased with her work, Ah ah ah! she
snatched the hand held mirror Darcy had reached for from her hands, Not until you put your dress on,
she waved Darcy towards the rack where her dress remained, the only gown that hadnt been put on
yet.
Sighing with a small laugh Darcy grabbed her dress and the box of shoes that rested on the bottom rack
and headed towards Tony and Peppers bedroom to change. She shimmied into her dress and messed
with the small straps that crossed her back to get them to feel comfortable. She opened the box of
shoes shed rested on the bed and moved to put on the silver strappy heels. Setting her foot back on the
ground as she rebalanced herself from putting the shoes on she took a few cautious step forward until
she felt comfortable walking around.
She bit her lip as she stared down at the skirt of her dress and only hesitated a moment before giving a
quick twirl, quietly giggling to herself when the skirt fanned out around her. She caught sight of the full
length mirror over in the far corner and after a moments hesitation she slowly moved to stand in front
of it. It took her a millisecond to realize that she was looking at herself. It wasnt that she looked
completely different than she normally did, but there was something she could put her finger on staring
back at her.
There was a light knock on the bedroom door that caused her to come back to the present, Come in,
she called not looking away from her reflection. Expecting to see Pepper or one of the other girls, she
was surprised when Tonys reflection appeared instead.
You look wonderful, he stated, sounding a little awed. His warm gaze locked on hers and he smiled,
absolutely stunning.
Thank you, Darcy softly replied, turning around to face him, What are you doing up here? she tilted
her head to stare up at him with a raised eyebrow.
Tony smirked, and moved towards the walk in closet, Forgot a tie, he called to her as he rummaged
through the closet. A few moments later he returned, pulling up the collar of his white button up shirt to
sling a tie around his neck, You know, if I ruled the world, the first thing to go would be these nooses,
he grumbled.
Darcy rolled her eyes and stepped closer to him, without even thinking about it she slapped his hand
hands away and reached up to tie the tie for him, Maybe you just havent been tying them right, she
told him with a small smirk of her own, though she didnt move her attention from what her fingers
were doing. Finishing she tightened the tie just enough, folded his collar down over the tie and stepped
back to eye her work, There, how does that feel? she asked.
Narrowing his eyes at her Tony slowly lifted his fingers to his neck, I can hardly tell its there, he
murmured suspiciously just as his fingers touched the knot. He paused then frowned, What did you do
to my tie? he questioned, turning and moving to the mirror Darcy had been looking into earlier. He
lifted his head and inspected the unusual knot at his throat, What kind of knot is this? he raised an
eyebrow at her in askance.
Its called and Eldredge knot, she informed him, My step dad used to make me tie his ties since my
mom was pretty much useless for that; or anything really, she trailed off her eyes drifting to lock on
Tonys shoulder, Anyway, to keep myself interested I learned how to do several different knots. This
was one of them.
Tony turned to look at her with a look on his face she couldnt read, Did he like it? he asked slowly.
This seemed to bring Darcy back from whatever memories shed gotten lost in, Um, she paused as she
processed his question, He never said, she shook her head, Though I tied a knot once that he couldnt
get undone. I was at a friends house for the weekend so he couldnt get me to untie it.
A knowing smile spread across Tonys lips, Why do I get the feeling that was on purpose? he teased.
Darcy shrugged a shoulder, He locked me in the closet for a whole day, I thought he deserved to be tied
into a tie for a while, she rolled her eyes as if she hadnt just admitted to a less than perfect past.
But clearly Tony didnt get the memo on ignoring the past as his face clouded over and his eyes
hardened, Locked you in the closet? he repeated, his voice low and tight.
Hed do that sometimes, Darcy told him nonchalantly, as if it were not big deal, though she didnt look
at him as she moved away to grab the bag her dress had been in, It was better than she caught
herself seeming to realize just what shed said, INevermind, she shot an anxious glance at the door,
frustrated now that Tony was currently in the perfect position between her and the door to be able to
block her escape.
Tonys stormy gaze watched her for a few minutes before he spoke, his voice considerably softer than
before, I have something for you, he gave her a stay-here look before heading into the en-suite. There
was the sound of opening and closing drawers then Tony returned carrying a small velvet box. He lifted
it up and extended it to her, These were my mothers, he told her softly, I think shed want you to
have them, silently he opened the box and revealed a pair of amethyst drop earrings set in gold and
surrounded by small diamonds.
Darcy gasped as she stared at them. One hand reached out for the box before she pulled it back, I,
you... she stammered, Pepper doesnt want them? she forced herself to ask.
No, Tony shook his head, One she thinks purple clashes with her hair too much, he smirked when
Darcy scoffed, Thats what I said, he joked, two, they are your birthstone, and three, like I said, I think
my mother would want you to have them.
Tony I cant just she trailed off, trying to turn him down even as her hands reached up to take the
small box from him, Theyre gorgeous.
This comment seemed to please Tony for some reason, Im glad you like them, he smiled, I was going
to give them to you on your birthday, but I didnt want to overwhelm you with too many sparkly things
at once.
Carefully lifting the earrings free of the box Darcy raised first one then the other to put them in, The
bracelet was more than enough Tony, she admonished, before pausing, Was thatare theythe
bracelet and earrings, are they a set?
Tony nodded, There used to be a necklace too, but I remember she lost it somewhere in Italy during a
vacation, he shrugged and shoved his hands in his pockets, his eyes smiling at her as he looked at the
earrings now in her ears then into her eyes, You like them? he actually sounded a little unsure.
Darcy grinned, I love them, she stated firmly, Thanks Dad.
They both froze and their eyes locked. Simultaneously both pairs of eyes widened as her words sunk in,
and Darcy felt her heart trip over itself on its way to a full out gallop. She took a nervous step backwards
even as Tony turned his body more fully towards her. His brown eyes searched hers and his head tilted
curiously. He didnt speak for a long time, and mentally Darcy calculated just how quickly she could jump
over the bed and make it to the door and if it was fast enough to elude him.
How long have you known?
The low words sent a shot of(surprise? Adrenaline? Hope?)something she couldnt identify surging
through her starting from her heart. She realized her breathing was picking up pace to match her heart
and she had to focus hard to get it to calm down even as her mind was racing, finally piecing everything
together.
I didnt know until just now, she breathed, her shocked gaze lifting from the ground to stare at him, I
think I suspected andand hoped, she paused, But I didnt actually think she trailed off, Youre
really my dad? part of her hated how hopeful and timid her voice was.
Tony seemed just as unsure of what to do next as she was, Yeah, he admitted, Yeah, Im your dad.
She forced herself to swallow even if her mouth seemed to have dried up. So many questions ran
through her head as her mind whirled around with possibilities and memories and juststuff. Without
conscious thought the question that shed asked herself since she was little escaped her lips, Why
didnt you want me? almost the second the words were out Darcy clapped a hand over her mouth and
her eyes widened in horror and surprise.
Seeing the gathering water in her eyes Tony panicked, Woah, hey, no, he stepped forward and
instinctively pulled her into a tight hug, No crying or Pepper will kill us both, he murmured into her
hair. He was quiet for a moment as he held her, but eventually he moved to answer her question, I
didnt even know you existed until a few years back, he apologized, Had I known he shook his head
as best he could with her so close, I would have never left you with that woman.
The fierceness in his voice brought Darcys thoughts to a standstill, She didnt tell you? she asked as
she pulled back from the hug to look up at him.
I swear to whatever god there is that I didnt know, Tony urgently tried to convince her, and there was
a buried hint of panic in his eyes, Your life would have been very different had I known, he swore, I
would have taken you from her in a heartbeat.
Seeing the sincerity in his eyes Darcy nodded and tried to keep the tears back (because even if this was a
good a time as any for tears, Tony was right, Pepper would kill them both if she started crying and
ruined her makeup) I believe you, she nodded again, Um, she turned her head away for a second to
pick one of her many questions to ask, How long have you known? she chose.
His eyes were scanning every feature of her face as if searching for any negative reaction. Blinking slowly
he moved to sit on the edge of his bed with a small sigh, Since New Mexico, he admitted, When
SHIELD processed your reports about what happened, they also put DNA samples into their system.
There was enough immediate similarities between your DNA and mine for JARVIS to be suspicious so he
ran a quick test and discovered that our DNA was 99.9998 percent the same. There was no way I wasnt
youryour dad, he looked as if the words were still foreign to him, even if hed had the last few years
to process the information.
Is that why you hired me? was her next question, because she had to know; did she get the job
because she was good or because she was his daughter?
Tony vigorously shook his head, No, he stated firmly rising to his feet, It was why I made sure Jane
brought you to live at the Tower, but not why I hired you, he paused then gave a small tilt of his head,
Pepper actually hired you, to tell the truth. You were the best qualified and most personable person
who applied for the job. You had experience with crazy geniuses who dont know how to keep track of
time, and you knew, know, how to manipulate the people around you for the better with a skill that Id
only seen Pepper use. There may have been times that I listened to you just because youre my
daughter, but I didnt hire you because of that.
An unexpected feeling of relief settled on her shoulders at hearing that, Were youupset when you
found out about me? Darcy asked then, even though she was unsure she wanted to know the answer.
Tony gave a small laugh, I was he shook his head, I dont know how to describe how I felt when I
found out, but if I was upset, it wasnt because of you or anything you ever did. It was the fact that I
didnt know, that no one told me that made me most upset, his eyes glanced away from hers for a
second before returning, I was a weird, he shook his head and rolled his eyes, conglomeration of
emotions when I found out. But I was never upset that you existed. I actually really wanted to meet
you, he went on, his voice lightening a little, JARVIS, how many times did a book a flight to Darcys
various locations?
One hundred and eighty-four sir, JARVIS answered promptly, You only actually used three of the
flights.
Darcy raised an eyebrow in surprise, For what? she asked.
Tony lifted a finger, To New Mexico for your second masters degree graduation, he ticked off, To
Norway to make sure Loki hadnt sent anyone after Jane, and thereby you, and to make sure you were
safe, he ticked off a second finger, and once when you were in London, right after Thor and his
buddies made a mess of Greenwich, again to make sure you were okay.
Why didnt you tell me? she asked quietly, her eyes searching his face for answers.
He gave a small shrug, At first it was because I was more of a danger to you than anything else, letting
you know I was your father would lead to letting the world know, and I dont know if you knew this
about me, but Im kind of a big deal, and everyone and everything I care about has a giant target painted
on them. It nearly destroyed Pepper last year, he shook his head, I couldnt drag you into that. I
couldnt live with myself if something happened to you because of me.
And then? she pressed.
He sighed, And then you went and dragged your sorry butt right into the middle of all of this all on your
own, and not just once, but on multiple occasions, he sounded simultaneously exasperated and proud,
You definitely caught SHIELDs attention. Someone with your education and experiences could do a
whole lot better than personal assistant to Tony Stark, kid, he told her, But Id rather have you with
me where I can protect you than anywhere Fury intended to put you.
Fury? Darcy questioned, confused, What does he have to do with anything?
Thats a whole different story, Tony told her, Trust me.
There was a knock on the door and Peppers voice drifted over to them, Darcy? Everything okay?
Darcy and Tony stared at each other in silence for a few moments before Darcy called back, Yeah,
everythings fine. Ill be out in a second.
Okay, Pepper responded before her footsteps were heard wandering away.
You think Darcy hesitated, but steeled herself, Do you think we could table this discussion for
later? she asked, hating the timidity in her voice that just wouldnt go away, Just enjoy tonight, and
talk about thissome other time?
Tony understood what she meant, Yeah, he agreed, You want to just act like everythings normal?
This time Darcy actually smiled at him, Everything is normal, she shrugged, Now Im just aware of
what kind of influence I have on the great Tony Stark.
Okay, Tony nodded, smiling back, But you do want to talk about this later? he gestured between
them.
As you can imagine, I have a few questions, she joked,
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Save me
From what
These boys keep asking me to dance
So why wont you
are you crazy? I cant dance! Besides Tony probably paid them to ask me
Really? Why do you think he would do that?
Why else would all these not-too-hard-on-the-eyes-if-you-know-what-Im-sayn guys be asking me, me
of all people to dance?
I dont know, -sarcasm- maybe because youre the most beautiful woman here?
-slugs him- dont be stupid Clint, next to Pepper, Jane, Summer and Natasha, theres not even room on
the list of beautiful people here. Oh, and that girl, and that one,-points to two diferent women who
looked as fake as can be.
Youre the one whos being stupid Darcy-sounds a little irritated, because he catches sight of someone
else who wants to speak to Agent Barton-look, just agree to dance with someone, youll have fun, I
promise.
I dont want to dance with just anyoneshe grumbles, he hears her, is more determined than ever to
tell her how he feels

Hide me!
Again? Darcy come on, Tony isnt paying them, I even asked, just for you. He thought I was crazy, so,
your welcome.
No, not from them, from him--points to freakishly good looking man on far side of room watching them.
Clint feels territorial all of a suddenhes been following me around all night! And he comes in the
office all the time and talks about really weird things and makes these comments that I think are
supposed to be pick up lines, but since he cant stop staring at the girls I cant be sure, and he just really
weirds me out. Tony has even told him not to come into the office anymore, but he works for some big
company and somehow managed to finagle an invite to this shindig.
-Clint gets protective when he notices gleam in other mans eye- come on,- he leads her to the balcony
with arm around her waist. They hang out out there for a while. Clint goes to get them some food after
he hears Darcys stomach rumble.
Guy comes out-hey beautiful-unaware clint is on his way back.
Clint growls, thats his nickname for her, and no wonder she doesnt like it if this jerk uses it. (scene from
bar with Daniel and Vala)h



I give up! You really dont see it!
See what?
Ive been spending the last forever trying to show you just how beautiful and amazing I think you are
Silence-beauty on the inside does not a supermodel make- she thought he was talking about her
personality
No, not on the insidepausenot just on the inside, on the out as well. Darcy, you steal my breath
away every time I see you!

You give me something to come back to


He has tie on, Darcy tugs on it to loosen it (and thereby him) up, she also messes up his hair to help him
relax


If you dont tell her tonight Ill shoot you myself
I need to find me a man for the nightmaybe while were at it we can find you a lady friend.
I already have my eye on someone thanks
OohI bet shes blonde, am I right?
No
What? Switching it up tonight are we? Hmmmwell lets see, who have you had your eye on
tonight,(scans group)
Theres only one girl Ive looked at tonight since youve arrived
Oh? hmmthat makes it a little more difficult since the only person youve looked at since Ive arrived
would be.
you
right. Me wait what? What? but he was gone


I like how you chose my colors
Yeah, well, it was pretty and it fit rolls eyes, and it reminded me of you.
Checks her out
I think those colors will always remind me of you now.
Uh-oh costume change alert!
what?
Im probably not exactly something you wnt to be thinking about when you go into battle clint
why not?
But she didnt hear him, I mean, unless Im the epitome of all the innocents youre fighting to protect,
poses, then by all means, think of me.
Thats not why I think of you, he tells her seriously.
No? Darcy laughs, why else would you ever want to think about little old me?-completely clueless
Because thinking about you reminds me that I have something to fight for. Someone I want to come
back to.
Deer eyes, pause, Why do you keep saying stuff like that?