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Worst Jokes 5

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the
reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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