`aiRoses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of

you !
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen
in my glass of beer ...
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh
no, I do have the right number...
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a
bra????!!!
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth
shut long enough to build up the pressure..
Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
Some people die. Others become a teacher...
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace
carries you back to the sea.
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to
shit like thunder!
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she
bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without
needing power.
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs,
and so his glasses broke.

Wisdom Messages
FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always
there!..
It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not
dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile
Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off
da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream
A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.
To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the
world
Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly
If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything
Be yourself, there are enough other people
life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it
if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt completely
understood the situation!
2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go
means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.
Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz
when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!
If you are the flame you can't be burned
Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u
really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A
Fool Forever
You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much
more
Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the
present!
What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who
makes you cry in the first place?
The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person
perfectly.
u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u try.u try coz u
need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u live.u live coz u luv
Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes
If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?
People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv comes
through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out.
have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops
Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you manage that , it’ll
never be the same.
Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to
urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.
they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles
love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u understand.not
what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.
Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out
Dont find love.let love find you.That's why it's called falling in love coz you dont force
yourself to fall- you just do!
God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But why did
he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other
If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth tripping over.
True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!
It hurts 2 luv sum1 who doesnt giv u d time of day.but it hurts more wen u realize
dat sum1 u dont giv d time of day luved u & gave it up coz u luved another
You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart
to things you dont want to feel.
Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can
cause children by accident!
love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!
When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?
Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks
be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this
may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion
Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point
If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.
Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when
your are old.

while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b careful
with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along

*In Reality*…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's Playing
Himself...
the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart
People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require
much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become.

Text Insults:-
KILL THAT LOSER WITH SOME *****ING TXT INSULTS

Them:
You:
Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home
Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener

Them:
You: I never forget a face
Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception

I think the sun shines out of your arse.

Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.
 Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know
the meaning of most words

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging
buffalo

If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the
pool has water in next time.

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew
on ?

Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

 All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that
high.

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse
advice...

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber
college.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is
attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN

dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without
ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY

try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the
moon again..

As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your
mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.

This describes everything you are not...

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

Roses r red, violets r blue,

Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!

Do I look like a damn people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting

Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

I think the sun shines out of your arse.

Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Let's be honest with each other . . .

we've both come here for the same reasons.

Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Brains aren't everything.

In fact in your case they're nothing

Don't let you mind wander

- it's far too small to be let out on its own
 He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" -
but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

If your face had "Welcome" written on it,

it would make a perfect doormat

If you put your face by a door,

no one would ever come in

Your face is such a mess,

when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Your face is such a mess,

why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?

Them: Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home
You: Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener

Them: I never forget a face

You: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception

Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one
to get in and another to get out.

I think the sun shines out of your arse.

Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know
the meaning of most words

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging
buffalo
 If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the
pool has water in next time.

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew
on ?
Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

Are you typing with your forehead, again?

He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

A rose by any other name still has thorns.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.

There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-
bend of cynicism.

He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.

 His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all
the Braille.

A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them

When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.

He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved
away.

He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop
a pregnant lady from sitting down.

He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to
read the news upside down.

You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating
around the bush, and dodging the issue.

Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his
face.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass
rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look
out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

Are you typing with your forehead, again?

He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
 A rose by any other name still has thorns.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.

There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-
bend of cynicism.

He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.

His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all
the Braille.

A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them

When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.

He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved
away.

He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop
a pregnant lady from sitting down.

He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to
read the news upside down.

You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating
around the bush, and dodging the issue.

Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his
face.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass
rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look
out and see what the rest of the world is up to

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing

exactly alike.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?!

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor.

Mother Nature is a supreme bitch.

Is that a comeback? For fuck's sake, I wipe my ass with sharper stuff than this.

He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.

MOST WANTED SMS

Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali
jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a..
GOOD NIGHT
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Life is Short, Live it!

Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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***SEASON DHAMAKA***
Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE
HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.
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Aaj

Raat

Theek

12

Baje

ke

baad

1 bejega!!
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Tu chand mange main chand de du...

Tu raat mange main raat de du...

Tu dil mange main dil de du...

Tu dil mange...

Bas yaar.....

Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!

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Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur
name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"
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Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari
jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...

Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!
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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid
that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!
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Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara
dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se
nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd -
"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)
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I always think about U.

I can't live without U.

I really need U.

I'm totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I'm very desperate for U.

I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai

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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2

make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!
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SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep
E-Eat
X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u
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Knock knock...

Any1 there?

Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

()"""() ,@
( '(' ) ,@@@
=(,,)=("')@@@
(""),,,("") "@@
Roses specialy 4u...
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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is
it? >>> Date <<<
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream
about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
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When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so
that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
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A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N
enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
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aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
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Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä
lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
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If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden
forever, never finding the end.
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i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î
hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...

tumhe..

kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..

sabke samne...

ek...

ki

kis

kiss
kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
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Without LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday,

Shatterday". So fall in Love... Happy Valentine's Week.
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One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do U exist
if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave
Tears."
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Love?
Its when U steal tears & still care for Her.
Its when She ignores U & U still Love Her.
Its when She begins to Love another & U still Smile.
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Roses 4 u-Rs.10
Cards 4 u-Rs.25
Movie 4 u-Rs.99
Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
but a friend like u - PRICELESS!

Abey ped pe mat chadh. Priceless yane "BHANGAAR".

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if
u
need
ADVICE

MSG ME

if
u
need
a FRIEND

CALL ME

if
u
need
HELP

E-MAIL ME
if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again
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What does true friendship mean 2 me?

U cry & Icry,
Ur sad n' I'm sad,
Ur laughing n' I'm laughing,
U jump out of the window.....
I LOOK DOWN!
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The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u
feel shy, I tell u those 3 words.......

........i La Punture
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A Rose...
/,) ,-,'),
======/==:', '(@)
'0 '-'; )'
eXclusively
for a nice
person
l!ke U!!

From an even NICER person like me !

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Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai...

PAISA

Jo mushkil se mile...

KHUSHI

Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile...

?
?

?APUN KA sms
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Do u know who wud always b der 4 u wenever u need a friend?

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| V | ___|
| Try2StopME__|
|__|__| _|______|

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The 1st time we kissed, I closed my eyes, She closed her eyes, and then..... . . WE
MISSED!
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Some joys are better expressed in silence, as a smile holds more meaning then
laughter. I asked myself if I enjoyed meeting YOU in my life... I JUST SMILED
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(><) /|
( 'o') / |
(,,,,) / |
= = c <; ))))><
NICE Friends are hard to fish..... I'm glad I caught you.... Stay NICE TO ME or else..
I'll fry you...
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Ansu tere nikle... to ankhen meri ho,

Dil tera dhadke... to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane... to mehnat meri ho !!!
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May God give a friend like you to everyone....

....
....
....
Why should I suffer alone.
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The world may not revolve around you but other people's lives do. Take care of
yourself for a lot of people consider YOU their light... KEEP SHINING!
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There is a major penis transplant operation waiting to begin but can't start coz the
f**king donor is reading this text....
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If I'm in hell & u in heaven, I'll always look up & b proud of U. But if I were in heaven
& U in hell, I'll beg God 2 send me down coz heaven won't b heaven without U !!
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If kisses were water, I'll give u sea.

If hugs were leaves, I'll give u a tree.

If u luv a planet, I'll give u a galaxy,

If friendship is life, I'll give u mine !!

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Life is 4 u, Death is 4 me...

Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me...

Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me...

Everything is 4 u, But u r 4 me!!

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1 day u'll b surprised 2c me beside u.

u & me laughing,
u & me crying,
u & me dreaming,
u & me holding on,
u & me...
..just u & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
----------------

Whats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lotta times. Everytime I dail ur number the
operator say -"The subscriber u r calling is a monkey. Plz call the Zoo for details".
---------------

no visits...

no calls...

no sms's...

no letters...
no missed calls...

I'm worried...

R u in jail again?
------------

JAAN is alwayz on-line.

ZINDAGI is 2b lived.
DIL is 2b given.
PYAR is 2b shared.
GHAM is 2b fought.
KUSHI is 2b achieved.
DUSHMANI i forgot coz of the 'DOSTI' we Got!!
---------

Without ME, I know U wud stil b cmplete,

Without ME, U can go on,
Without ME, U can stil live your life.
but I wish U wil remember dat somehow,
some1 cared 4 U & will care 4 U truly. . . ME!!!
----------

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,

Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons
---------

Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash,
fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!
---------

True friendship starts the moment one person says to another, 'What? You too? I
thought I was the only one!
--------

Some people r Worth 2b Thrwon, Some r Good 2Keep, Some r 2b Treasured

4ever, and i Think ur one 2b Thrown...... in the Treasure Box 2b kept
4EVER!!!
------

Dreams r2b 4goten

reality to b lived.
desires 2b fulfilled
& destiny 2b reached.
where it began.
where will it end.
friends from da start.
friends til da end!
-------

Love starts wit a smile, grows wit a kiss & ends wit a tear. But Friendship starts wit
eyes, grows wit understanding & ends wit death.
---------

,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-
,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-
,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-

,,.
(('v'))
>"-"-
,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-
Just checking if u r OK there!
----------

()". ."()
(,o)
(_3#_) Wat u
doing??
()""..()
(""( ,o)
( #_) Let me
see...
()". ."()
( ("") )
( v #_) Aaila!
Thinking of me?
Choo shweeet!
--------

bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,

intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
ki kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
aur kab aayega message tumhara.
-------

Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi... Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai
USHA ke saath, rahta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jata hai SANDHYA ke saath.
-------------

"FU.CK YOU"
F=Flowers 4 U
U=Unlimited Love 4 U
C= Chocolates not Sweeter than U
K= Kill Myself 4 U

YOU=U Always on My Mind

So again "FU.CK YOU"

---------------

Ram ne dhanush toda to Sita daudi chali aayi ....

Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke chali aayi ....
Aur hamne sirf " Seeti " bajai to WOH baap ko bula layi .
----------------

Dosti karo College wali se ...

Pyaar karo office wali se ....
Program karo pados wali se ...
Aankh ladao saali se ...
Love karo dil wali se....
Aur maar khao GHARWALI se.
---------------

Us pyari si surat ka,

phir ek bar didar de,
tadap rahe hain hu yahan,
ab aur na intezar de,
awaaz mat sunana aye zalim magar,
ek SMS kar de yaar.
---------

Promise me that WE are True Friendz...

I'm Lamp, U are Light.
I'm Coke, U are Sprite.
I'm Saawan, U are Baadal.
I'm Normal, U are Paagal.
I'm Water, U are Tanki.
I'm TARZAN, U are MONKEY
--------

,,
(",)/ OYE KITTHE
<)) HAI TU YAR
./L

,,
(,") pata kinna
<)(>!miss kitaa
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,_____(",)_____,
))
./ l.

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If ever in ur life ur sad & lonely & feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur
hand, take u 4 a walk on a bridge & show u where to jump!
-----------

Good Night

Sleep tight

Sweet Dreams
For what are you pressing? that's all! Lorie bhi sunau kya? now go2 sleep!
---------------

Abe hawa ke jhonke.. aankh ki batti bhuja..light ka meter band kar..aur ankhon ke
parde jhuka..chal so ja..bole to.. GOOD NIGHT..
-------

2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know
whose??? >>YOUR OWN<<
------

I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people
will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !
-------------

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni
aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?
----------------

Gandhiji bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi,
aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
-------------

I have bought new camera, So please smile..... Click !..... Sorry bhoot ka photo
nahin aata.
---------------

I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to
forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need

You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
-------------

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....
-----------

God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He
saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
-----------

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh
tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
--------------

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har
Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho
Gaya !!!
----------
News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh
sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
----------

U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so
caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these
rumors.
------------

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman =

Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman =
Marriage !
-----------

Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont
hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
---------

If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take
u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
---------

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
------

Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of
the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!
-----------

Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text
messages. Don't change to your finger.... it's too late.... idiot !
-----------

Heartbeats are countless ....

Spirits are ageless ....

Dreams are endless.....

Memories are timeless....

A friend like you .......

Shameless!!!

OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
Sorry ....
.
.
.
.
.
.
PRICELESS !!!
--------------

If u wanna know how mich I miss u, try 2 catch rain drops, the 1 u catch is how
much u miss me & the 1's u miss is how much I miss u.
---------------

A frend is a book wid only 1 copy published. U r 1 of d best books ever written. A
masterpiece worth readin' a million times.. & 2b kept 4ever.
-------------

100 bewafa kabul hai ek wafa k liye..

100 aansu kabul hai apki ek hasi k liye,
hum to mohtaj hai apke pyaar k..
100 dushman kabul hai apki ek dosti k liye..
-------------

Deep friendship... is like a rainbow, when perfect amount of Happiness and tears r
mixed. the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts!!!
-----------

Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge, par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli
-----------

Kabhi badli hui takdir najar aati hai, yaadon ki bas ek janjeer najar aati hai, pade bhi
tou kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile mein bhi teri tasveer nazar aati hai
-----------

If

Forget ME

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31 32

I'll Break All Ur Teeth!

--------------

Remember 2 remember me,

4get 2 4 get me,
Even if u remember 2 4get me,
I will not 4get 2 remember U!!
--------------

I sent my cares 2 the wind & asked it 2 pass it 2 u.. So wen u feel the breeze against
ur face, its me saying "Take Care & Keep Smiling".
--------------

Give 1
English
word
for..
"Apne kiye
pe pani
pher
dena"

...?

....??

.....???

......????

.......?????

"'l____"FLUSH"
-t"""""')
`/__(
--------------------

I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer...

Each person he hits gets a litle bit of my love...
I hope he beats the Hell out of U...GdNite
-----------------

4 types of women having sex-

1.Asthmatic=ah..aahh..ah..ahh
2.Obedient=yes..oh..yes..ah..yes
3.Greedy=more..more..pls
4.Religious=oh god..oh..oh..god
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GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE-
Wen some1 luvs u, u dont realise it.
Wen u realise it, its 2 late.
U always luv d 1 who leaves u & leave d 1 who luvs u.
-------------

Always be happy, always smile.. not b;coz Life is Full of Reasons 2 Smile.. But b'coz
ur smile itself is a reason 4 many others 2 smile...
------------

CLASSIC WORDS 4 A FREND-

"Be wat u are & say wat u feel coz those who mind dont matter & those who matter
dont mind"
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l
lCalling.
l
l
l
lCalling..
l
l
l
lCalling...
l
l
l
l1
l missed
l call
Its
just a
missed call,
reminding
dat

some1
is missing u very much
TAKE CARE.
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Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi...

mere paav mein zanjir nazar aayi..
gir pade aansu aankh se...
aur har ek aansu mein aapki taswir nazar aayi.
-----------

I have made so many mistakes in my life.. but something that I did right is 2 have u
as a friend & I definately won't make another mistake of loosing a friend like u.
-----------
Aapko miss karna..
roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..
aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..
kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..
himmat ki baat hai.
-----------

A frend is 1 who lends u..

Pen in Skool

Notes in Highskool

Bike in College

Girlfriend in University

& Wife after Marriage!

R U MY FREND? Plsreply, I'm waiting...

-------------

Dua karte hai hum sar jukaye..

Aye dost tu apni manzil ko paaye..
Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye...
Roshni ke liye Khuda hum ko jalaye...
------------

This world is full of people but those who care are rare. The finest of the few is u &
its nice 2 know u are there.
-----------

True Friends never leave each other... True Friends never part... They just
sometimes sit silently... Deep within each other's heart saying "I'm still here".
------------

I wish a wish 4 u, is d wish I wish 4 few, I wish a wish 4 u, That all ur wishes come
true...
----------
=====@>:=====
It a Friendship band... I know u can tie it... But plz keep it wit u alwayz.. Coz it'll
remind u that some1 somehow is ties with u...
---------

Dogs bark just like u...

Cats mew just like u...
Devil looks just like u...
Dekho meri sharafat..
Still I like U!
------------
Khuda ki rusvayi se sab darte hai...
Pyaar karne wale tanhayi se darte hai...
Aur hum aap ki judaai se darte hai...
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You are an
I.D.I.O.T.

I=Intelligent
D=Decent
I=Impressive
O=Optimistic
T=Talented

R u smiling now??
* YOU IDIOT *
------------

Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. "tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola: "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
-----------

Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..

duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai...
jo log aapko roz dekhte ahi..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
----------

Hi! I'm dying 2 see u. I want 2 meet u. I want 2 talk 2 u seriously... But what 2 do??
This stupid gatekeeper is asking me 2 ticket enter the ZOO...
------------

I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer... Each person he hits gets a
little bit of my love... I hope he beats the hell out of u... GudNite!
----------

Milk duz the body gud, but damm how much did u drink :S
--------------

How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? ......two, but they're
dating each other
--------------

The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy.

-------------

You say you hate me,And i know that it is true,But why cant i stop thinking of you
--------------

i have u in my heart i have u in my liver if i had u in my arms i'd throw u in da river

-------------
Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
Life is short
so PARTY we must
-------------

ChEeRlEaDeR(n.) : An AtHlEtE wHo CaN jUmP, kICk, ToSs, CaTcH, sTuNt, tUmBlE,
aNd FlY
------------

i cRiEd tOdAy.. nOt bEaCaUsE i mIsS u.. oR eVeN wAnTeD u bUt bEcAuSe i fInAlLy
rEaLiZeD iM gOnNa b AlRiTe wItH oUt u
----------

Today i came upon an angel,

i tapped him on the shoulder,
he turned around and it was you
----------

Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
----------

When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you. When i first talked to
you I was afraid to like you. When i first liked you i was afarid to love
you. Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
----------

Last night I looked up at the stars

And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
------------

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my
prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you
kissed me good night
-----------

A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried.
Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
------------

A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE. TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD
NeVer SaY GoOdByE
------------

100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets

1 reason ..... BESTFRIENDS
-----------

iF YoU LiVe 2 bE 100 ..

i WaNNa LiVe 2 bE 100 - MiNuS - 1
So i WoN'T HaVe 2 LiVe a DaY
WiThOuT YoU
------------

I asked God for a flower he gave me a garden

I asked for a tree he gave me a forest
I asked for a river he gave me an ocean
I asked for a friend he gave me you
-----------

Your village just called, they r missing their idiot

---------------

A WIFE is like a computer...

She will "ENTER" ur life
"SAVE" u in her heart
"FORMAT" ur brain
"EDIT" ur life
And then "DELETE" u from ur money!!
---------------

Khushiyan ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
tunhari Holi ho ekdum number 1,
aur aap karo whole day fun!
--------------

SHARAB piyo to aankhe laal,

MEHENDI lago to haath laal,
KISS karo to lips laal,
LADKI ko chheda to gaal laa,
Aur bach qaye to jiyo mere laal!!!
-------------

Red

Blue

Orange

Green

Yellow
White

Pink

All colours r dying 2 touch ur face. Wishing u HAPPY HOLI!

----------------

Laal gulabi rang hai,

jhoom raha sansar,
Suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahaar,
mubarak ho tumhe Holi ka tyohaar.
---------------

Love da 1 who cares 4 U,

care da 1 who shares with U,
share with 1 who knows U,
know da 1 who meets U,
meet da 1 who is made 4 U.
---------------

To hear what is unspoken,

To see what is unseen,
To feel without even touching,
is a miracle called "FRIEND"
-------------

Aaj ke baad mujhe phone bhi mat karna,

mujhe yaah bhi mat karna,
milne ki koshish bhi mar karna,
KYUNKI DR. NE MUJHE PAAGALO SE DUUR REHNEY KO KAHA HAI
-------------

Main marr jau to mera jism jala dena,

lekin uss me se dil mikal lena,
mujhe parvah nahi dil jal jane ki,
mujhe parvah hai uss mein rehnywalo ki..
-----------

The true measure of a man is how he treats some1 can do him absolutely no gud.
--------------

Friends are like shoes,

some loose & some tight,
some fit & just right,
They help us 2 walk through life,
Thanks 4 being of my size!
----------------
Zindagi hai rishtey banaaney ke liye,
hum apni hasti mitadey issey nibhaney ke liye,
aapse milne ka to naseeb nahi,
lo sms kiya apni yaad dilaney ke liye
-------------------

Time might lead me nowhere & fate might break me in2 pieces, but I will always be
THANKFUL that... Once in my life's journey u became my friend.
------------------

Remember 2 remember me,

forget 2 foget me,
Even if u remember 2 forget me,
I'll not forget 2 remember U!
-------------

Zindagi tere bin adhuri hai,

na jane kyun tere-mere beech yeh doori hai,
sochta hoon kabhi bhuladu tujhko,
par teri ek muskurahat meri kamzori hai
--------------

#_# #
#'''# #

(o)(o)
(.__.)

(o)(_)
(.__.)

(_)(o)
(.__.)

(_)(_)
(.__.)

(o)(o)
(.__.)

Nothing...

Just a mischievous little HELLO! Have a gr8 day...

------------
Thokar lage tenu v kisi de pyar wali,
Tad pyar mere da tenu ehsaas hove.
Tad tu maange dil sada,
Par tere aakhan aage sadi laash hove.
------------------

Savera kya hua, sitaro ko bhul gaye.

Suraj kya aaya, chaand ko bhul gaye.
Guzre kya kuch pal humare bina,
Aap hume hi bhool gaye.
------------------

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,

Chand lamho mein daaman chod jayega.
Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo humse,
Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa jayega.
-------------------

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,

Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
----------------

Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,

Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
-----------------

Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,

Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe.
----------------

Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,

Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.
----------------

Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,

Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare?.
---------------

Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai?.

Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai?..
-------------

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,

Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai?..
-------------

Ittefaq se hum mile,

Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai?.
--------------

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,

Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte??
---------------

Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,

Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu??
---------------

Hum to dil dene ko taiyar baithe hai,

Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil lene ko hi taiyar nahi??
-------------

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,

Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki?.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu?
------------

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,

Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya?.
--------------

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,

Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga?..
-------------

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,

Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar?
------------

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana?..
-------------

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai?

Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai?
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai?
--------------

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,

jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
------------

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..

Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha
-----------

Har karz dosti ka ada karega kaun,

Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun.
Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.
-----------

Jawani agar diwani na hoti to jahan mein mohabbat nahi hoti.

Ya tim timate sitarein na hote to raat itni suhani na hoti.
---------

Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,

Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de.
-------------

Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,

Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.
----------

Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai

Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Asoka ke liye maine Filmfare Award nahi jeeta hai
-----------

Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote

Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Jo achchi film banate hai woh Karan Johar nahin hote
----------

Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi

Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Aditya Chopra kya kam tha, jo ab yeh humein pakaayegi
-----------

Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti

Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Is liye we never invest money in LIC jeevan jyoti
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Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya

Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Bade Miya Bade Miya Chotte Miya toh Chhote Miya
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Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam

Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Shriram Jairam Jai jai Ram
Dola Re Dola Re Dole re Dola Dola Re Dola Re
Dole re Dola Wait a minute, chakkar aa raha hai!
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Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala

Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Chill yaar... Holi hai
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Tut jaate hai kabhi gaherein rishtey bhi,

Gair ban jaate hai pal bhar mein apne bhi.
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Ek na ek shamma andhere mein jalaye rakhiye,

Subha hone ko hai mauhol banaye rakhiye,
Kaun jane wo kis gali se guzre,
Har gali ko phoolo se sajaye rakhiye!
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Dava bhi kam na aaye,

Dua bhi kam na aaye.
Bas dost teri muskurahat kam aaye!
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Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!
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Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se

Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai,
Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!
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Ar karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,

Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti kaun karega,
Aye khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
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Har nazar nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,

Har dil mein ek chahat hti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJ MAHAL banana?..
Par har dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai!
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Teri nafarat mein wo dam nahi jo meri chaht ko mita de,

Yeh mohabat hai koi khel nahi jo koi haske bhoola de!
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Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,

Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
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Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,

Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
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Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye,

Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye.
Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga,
Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!
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Teri nafrat mein dam nahi jo meri chahat ko mita de,

Yeh mohabbat hai koi khel nahi jo kohi haske bhula de.
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Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap merjaye,

Maut ka bahan ho aur hum inke ghar jaye,
Ais mat keh a zalim ye ek paap hoga,
Tu bhi kisi din ek hasina ka baap hoga
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Heart hai magar attack nahi,
Blood hai magar pressure nahi,
Dil hai magar dildar nahi.
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Likhte hai unhe jo yaad aate hai.

Unhe kya likhe jo sada dil mein rehte hai.
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Nazar se nazar milti hai,

Dil se dil milte hai,
Magar is duniya mein chanewale,
Badi mushkil se milte hai.
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Tumhari lovely aankho ne,

Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
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Request karti hun,

Refuse mat karna,
Dil ka bulb jalakar,
Fuse na udana.
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Mein tere khawb dekhu,

Bhale hi tu mujhe bhool jaye,
Dekhte hi dekhte magar,
Aankho me paani bhaar aaye.
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Ptjhad, sawan, basant, bahar,

Ek baras ke mausam chaar,
Paanchva mausam pyaar ka.........intezaar ka.
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saaz hai magar, gaana nahi aata.

Botal hai magar, sharab nahi aata.
Dard hai magar, rona nahi aata
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Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,

Bhule bhi kabhi hum tumhe yaad ayenge,
Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge.
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Bada armaan tha tere sang jeevan bitanne ka,

Shikwa he bas tere khamosh reh jaane ka,
Dewaangi isse badkar bhi kya hogi,
Aaj bhi intajaar hai tere aane ka.
Yeh dil pyaar ke kabil na rah,
Koi bhi izhaar ke kabil na raha,
Is dil mein bas gai dosti aapki,
Abh to chand bhi deedar ke kabil na rah.
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Kehte hai ishq mein need ud jati hai,

Are koi humse bhi to pyaar kare,
Kambakth hume neend bahot ati hai.
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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,

Shama bujh ke bhi jal sakti hai,
Mayus na ho irade na badal,
Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai
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Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,

Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta.
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Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,

Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.
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Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,

Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.
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Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,

Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge.
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Har baat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,

Har jagha par baitne intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota.
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Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
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Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai,

Aasu bade anmol hai, Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
Uske liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai.
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Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,

Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazaron se,
Kaash meri nazaron ka matlab wo samajhte
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Aankhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi pate,

Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
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Har bat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,

Har jagah par baitna intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazoron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota
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Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai!

Aasu bade anmol hai,
Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
Unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai
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Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,

Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazron se,
Kaash meri nazron ka matlab wo samajhte
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Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,

Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
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Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
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Roz subha hum karte hai

itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"

Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face

Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown

Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga

Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya

Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat

What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female

Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
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Ishq ek shokh nigaah hai dost,

Unpe mit jaane ki ek chaah hai dost,
Ishq manzil nahin, koi iraadaa bhi nahin,
Jhoot ke jangal se alag,
Sach ki ek raah hai dost.
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face ,

Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,

Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
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Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.
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Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,

tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,

Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.
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Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,

Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
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Tumne mere man se khela

Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!
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Abe raat ko hi dosto ki yaad aati hai,

Din ko kya ladkiya nazar aati hai.
Din ko message kiya kar yaar,
Raat ko humein some se hain pyar.
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Dictionary is the only place where Death comes before Life,

Success before Work,
Divorce before Marriage,
But Friend come before Relative.
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Guzre huwe kal ki yaad aati hai,

Kuch lamho se aakhen bhar aati hai.
Who subah rangeen who shaam nirali doob jaati hai,
Jab aap jaisi dosto ki yaad aati hai.
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Don?t love a friend like a flower,

Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever.
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Friendship is not something that happens at first sight,

It happens when you start knowing each other and in turn endup needing each
other.
For every feeling, for every thought and for every moment.
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Agar kal hum nahi bhi rahe,

Hamari yaadein sada rahengi.
Sirf nazare uthake chaand ko dekhna,
Hamari dosti ki tasvir waha bani rahegi.
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Jab dosti ki daastan waqt sunayega,

Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra zamana yaad aayega.
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Deta nahi mali bhi sahara mujhko,

Yeh hawa bhi lazzati hai mujhko,
Murjhaye hue phool kabhi khilte nahi,
Ruthe hua pyar kabhi lautta nahi.
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Message per message bheja karte ho,

Bheja kharab karte ho.
Khud ke bheje mein to kuch nahin auro ka bheja hua bheja karte ho.
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Ae dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fizul hai,

Aasu bade anmol hai.
Inhe khona fizul hai,
Rowo to unke liye jo tumpar nisar hai.
Unke liye kya roha jinke deewane hazar hai.
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Ho sakta hai bearish ke baad aasman neela na ho,

Ho sakta hai dhoop aane par sarso pili na ho,
Par aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki tumhari yaad aye aur aankhen gili na ho.
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Leher aati hai kinare se palat jaati hai,

Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jaati hai,
Leher aur yaad main fark sirf itna hai ki,
Leher bewaqt aati hai yaad har waqt aati hai.
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Zindagi ke safar mein rahi milte hai bichad jane ko,

Aur de jate hai yaadein, tanhayee mein tadpane ko.
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Tumhe gairo se kab fursat, Hum apne gam se kab khali,

Chalo ho chukka milna, Na tum khali na hum khali.
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Jidhar dekho udhar isq ke bimaar baithe hai,
Hazaro mar chuke hai, Sekado tayyar baithe hai.
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Ishq karnay ke bhi kuch adaab hua kartay hain....

Jagti ankhon ke bhi kuch khawab hua kartay hain.......
Har koi ro ke dekhlayee ye zarori toh nahi .......
Khush ankhon mein bhi sehlaab hua kartay hain?..
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Ansuo se palak bhigo leta hu,Yaad teri ati hain to ro leta hu.....
Socha ke bhoola du tujhey mager,Har baar faisla badal deta hu..........
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Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena

Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena...
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Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge.

Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
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Teri kayenat main ay khuda mera yeh dil kahi laga nahi.
Jo tassalia mere dil ko de who abhi tak mujhe mili nahi.
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Dil se dil badi mushkil se milte hai,

Tofanoo mein sahil badi mushkil se milte hai.
Yu to mil jaate hain hazaron,
Magar aap jaise dost nasib walon ko milte hai.
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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,

Woh to humare ho na sake, hum kutto ke sardar ho gaye.
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Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife,
Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
Humein to apno ne luta,gairo mein kahan dum tha,
meri kashti thi dubi wahan, Jahan pani kam tha?
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Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,

Kuch lamho se aankhein bhar aati hai,
Wo sham nirali dub jati hai,
Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai..
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Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,

Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu??.. kuch khas ho tum?.
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Kisi ke dhadakte dil ke peeche jaroor koi baat hoti hai,

Kisi ke udas dil ke peeche kisiki yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho-na-ho,
Aap ki khushi ke peeche meri fariyaad hoti hai?..
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Hum haste hai to wo samajhte hai ki inhe aadat hai muskurane ki,
Lekin who naadan kya samajhe ki yeh bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki?.
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Chaho to dil se humko mita dena,

Chaho to humko bhula dena,
Par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari,
Rona mat sirf muskura dena?..
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Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,

Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye taj mahal banana,
Kyu ki har dil mein 5/6 mumtaz to hoti hai?.
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Suraj se kaho ki roshni dena chod de,

Sitaro se kaho ki timtimana chod de,
Agar tum nahi aa sakte to apni yadoon se kaho humein satana chod de?.
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Yun to hum kisika peecha nahi karte,

Darde dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ki ye dosti aap se hai,
Varna itni kimti cheez hum kisiko diya nahi karte?
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Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,

Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai??
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Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai,

Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai?.
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Ruuth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage,

Itne durr hue ke bahut yaad aane lage,
Kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal mein,
Jab tujhe pane mein mujhe zamane lage?.
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Aankhon pe aasoon ki lakir ban gai,
Kabhi na socha tha aisi takdir ban gai,
Humne to phirai thi reet mein ungliya,
Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gai?..
Hasraton ki nigaho pe sakht pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe ye dil thehra hai,
Teri chahton ki kasam ae dost,
Apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bahot zada gehra hai?..
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Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,

Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare?.
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Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai?.

Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai?..
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Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkar nahi,

Kaise kahe ki hume aapse pyar nahi,
Kuch to kasoor hai aapki adao ka,
Hum akele to gunhegar nahi?..
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Jo humse milte hai hum unse dil se milte hai,

Warna hum toh wo shaks hai jo khwabon mein bhi badi mushkil se milte hai?..
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Mera din teri raat se acha hoga,

Mera dil tere jazbaat se acha hoga,
Jis din niklegi teri doli,
Ghoonghat utha ke dekhna?.. mera janaza bhi teri doli se acha hoga?..
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Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,

Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai?.
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Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho,

Intezaar kisika karne lage ho,
Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat,
Bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho?..
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Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,

Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai?..
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Lehar aati hai kinare se palat jati hai,

Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jati hai,
Lehar aur yaad mein fark sirf itna hai,
Lehar bewaqt aati hai aur yaad har waqt aati hai?.
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Tusi bade hi great ho, Rasgulle di plate ho,

Pepsi da crate ho,
Ande da omlate ho,
Par jo bhi ho mere sweet friend ho?.
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Tum milo na milo milne ka gam nahi,

Tum pas se nikal jao milne se kam nahi,
Mana ke tumhe humari kadar nahi,
Magar unse pooch jinhe hum hassil nahi?.
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Pyar kya hota hai?? Kya ye kabhi pura hota hai?

Aji ye kya pura hoga,
Iska to pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai?.
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Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai,

Hum har din har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hai,
Mein nahi janta gharwale batate hai,
Hum neend mein bhi aapka naam liya karte hai?..
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Kaash banane wale ne dil kach ke banaye hote,

Todne walo ke hathon mein zakhm to aaye hote?..
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Mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai.

Bachhe ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai.
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka.
Are yaar kanjoosi ki bhi had hoti hai.
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Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jaha
duniya nazar fer legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.
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Aashman se barse moti jo bikhrne se toot na jaye, dosti aisi mat karna aaj rahe kal
toot na jaye.
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Zubaan se naam lete hai,

Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hai.
Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the,
Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.
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Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai.
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Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye sahara ho,

Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho,
Kuch kashtiya dub bhi jaya karti hai,
Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho.
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Phoolon ki har kali khusbu de aapko,

Suraj ki har kiran roshni de aapko,
Hum to kuch den eke qabil nahi,
Magar dene wala har khushi de aapko.
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Yeh mat sochna bhool jayenge tumhe,

Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost banker raas na aaye,
To ajnabee banker bhi yaad aayenge tumhe.
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Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,

Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
Phir dil ka haal batana ? Miss u.
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Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi,

Sagar se gehara koi bahi.
Ab aapki kya tariff karoo,
Dosto mein aap jaisa pyara koi nahi.
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Har kisi ko mukkammal jahaan nahi milta,

Kahin jameen to kahin aasman nahi milta.
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When things turn out bad and your strength is no longer enough to carry them. You
must never give up, cause when your strength ends, my worth os your friend begins.
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Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,

Ma ne kaha paro ko chodd do,
Paro ne kaha daroo chhod do,
Aapko kisne kaha SMS karna chhod do.
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Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti,
Suraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
Hum jise chahete hai jaan se bhi jayada,
Saamne hote hai par baat nahi hoti.
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Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,

Dil mein lagi aag ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.
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Din ko chain nahi,

Raat ko aaram nahi,
Ji na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
Are, paagal ye pyar nahi India ki garmi hai.
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Zindagi mohtaz nahi manzilo ki,

Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai.
Marta nahi ko kisi se juda hoke,
Waqt sabko jina sikha deta hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhayee main,

Dil duba hai gum ki gahraye main,
Tum dhoondti ho humein apne dil mein,
Hum milenge tumhe tumhari parchayee main.
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Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,

Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
And I want u 2 know that behind u I am always there 4 u.
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Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkaar nahi,

Kaise kahe ki humain aapse pyar nahi.
Kuch to kasoor hai aapki nigaho ka,
Hum akele to gunehegaar nahi.
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Maine dil ko lakh samjhaya ki e dil unko yaad karma chodd de par dil ke hark one se
awaz aai, yahan to har sans main who base hai to kya saas lena chod de.
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Zindagi, manjil, waqt kisi ne humara saath nahi diya,

Sab par se puri tarah vishwas uth gaya.
Is duniya se ub gaya hai ab humara jiya,
Kisi ko kitna hi chaha kam reh gaya.
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Dil mein ummidon ki shama jala rakhi hai.
Humein apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai.
Is yakin ke saath ki ayega aapka SMS.
Humne apni nazar mobile par bicha rakhi hai.
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Bite the neck gently,

Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way you should eat ?Tandoori Chicken?
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Baat to who hi nahi karte,

Kehna to hamain bhi aata hai.
Yeh to apni apni ada hai,
Koi kehata hai koi chup rehata hai.
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Gandhi kaisi chali teri aandhi,

Aaya tha langot mein ghus gaya 500 ke note mein.
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Khuda se maine ek dua maangi,

Dua main apni maut maangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi.
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Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya,

Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya.
Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai,
Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai.
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Hakeekat samjho ya afsana;

Begana kaho ya deewana;
Suno mere dil ka fasana;
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.
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Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhko yaad karoge,

Mehfil mein nahi to tanhai mein fariyad karoge,
Humsa na mila na milega koi aur,
Tab apni kismet pe naaz karoge.
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Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko mazbur kare,

Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko mazboor kare,
Mahek aisi ho apne pyar ki,
Pyar aisa ho jo milne ko mazbur kare.
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Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.
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Kadam kadam pe hawao se talukh rakhna,

Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.
Hamari dosti ki khusbu zarur aayegi.
Aap apna INBOX khali rakhna.
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Log kehete hai hum jise chaahate hai who chaand ka tukra hai,
Hum jise chaahte hai chand uska ek tukra hai.
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A sardar got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was
so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: ?2-3 yrs?
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,

Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
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Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,

Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,
Aur jo aage hai unke aage niklo.
Tabhi truck driver banoge.
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Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,

Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo.
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Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,

Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.
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Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,

Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.
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Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho,

Mere pyar ko Mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho.
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Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko lubhataa hai,

Par beech mein tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai.
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Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar,
Hamaare dil ki Site pe
EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI
EK SUBJECT PE WO MARTI THI
BOOKS UTHAKAR, CHASHMA LAGAKAR
LIBRARY SE GUZARTI THI
KUCHH PADNA THA SHAYAD USKO
JAANE KISSE DARTI THI
JAB BHI MILTI THI MUJHSE,
MUJHSE POOCHHA KARTI THI
ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI
YE ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI
AUR MEIN BAS ITNA KEH PATA THA

"KITABEN KHULI HON YA HON BAND

PADHAI LAST NIGHT HI HOTI HAI
KAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA YE
ENGG. AISE HOTI HAI""
.............chill engineerssssssssssss

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Health - Very Very Important Tips

Answer the phone by LEFT ear.

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000
times.

Forward this to those whom you CARE about!

Here are some healthy tip for your smartness & physical
fitness.
Prevention is better than cure.

HEALTHY JUICES

Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.

Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and eliminate stomach upset
and headache.

Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and eliminate bad breath.

Bitter gou rd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.

Pear & Banana - regulates sugar content.

Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood
pressure and fight oxidization .

Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell
activity and str engthen body immunity.

Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and
metabolism.

Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation
Quite interesting!
Keep Walking.....

Jus to check this out......

The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you
massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on
the left foot.

Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.

It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.

God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will
always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times.

So, keep walking...

Friendship requires little effort..Even when friends are busy with their own lives, a simple
sms reminds each other that u r not forgotten..
****Before Marriage *****

Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl : Do you want me to leave?

Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl : Do you love me?

Boy : Of course! Over and over!

Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl : Will you kiss me?

Boy : Every chance I get!

Girl : Will you hit me?

Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl : Can I trust you?

Boy : Yes.

Girl : Darling!

After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP !!!