Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

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When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
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Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
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Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
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You make me wish I weren’t gay!
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You look like trash, may I take you out?
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Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.”
Watch her smile!
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You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
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You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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Will you marry me for just one night?
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With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
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Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
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Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
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Will you marry me for just one night?
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With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
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Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
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Were do you hide your wings?
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What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
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What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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 The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
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This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
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Save water, shower with a friend!
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I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I
just keep gettin lost in your eyes. You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at
sea. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Do you have a pencil? Cause I
want to erase your past and write our future. How was Heaven when you left it? You are so beautiful that
you give the sun a reason to shine. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. Honey, you
give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of
heaven. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. My mom
told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts. I'm no organ donor, but I'd be
happy to give you my heart. When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has
one. Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could
interview you. Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see
straight into your soul. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my
garden forever. I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die
on your lips. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. It's
not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and
two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second
one This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met
you.. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. I
thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? What time do you have to be back in
heaven? there are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye Everything about you
is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me. If your heart was a prison, I would want to be
sentenced to life. "When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my
children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. " If you wake up in a RED room,
with no windows or doors..don't be alarmed, babyqirl..you're just in my heart Your earrings are the mirrors
which reflect the moonlight into your eyes I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'! Girl,
your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me
lose it again. I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle. Do you know
what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I play
the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. Lets commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart
and you'll steal mine. If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty. When I first saw
you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one. Would you touch me so I can tell my
friends I've been touched by an angel? Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars. Hey baby! You know
you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding! If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd
take my last breath to say "I Love You" Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over." Hi, my friend
thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous. Do you wear contacts?! (she says
no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful! Are You Blood,Cause My Heart Cant Survive Without You I
was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless. We must be near
an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you! I always get cuts and bruises because every
single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a
storm Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more. If I walked a milimeter
for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times (On a rainy day) I
figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes. Whoever said that no one is perfect
has never seen you. There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are. If
you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named
that?" Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots. (give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving
you, when these roses die. May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you? "If
kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizard." You look like the morning sun after a long night of
darkness. Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you. If I got a star for every time I
thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy. This morning I saw a beautiful flower...and thought of you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd
only have a dollar because you never leave my mind. You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you. If beauty
were time, you'd be an eternity. Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my
heart. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. Your
eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby im lost at sea Your so sweet, your giving me cavaties the only
crime i will ever commit is stealing your heart You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the
first word in this sentence If I was your heart would you let me beat? I now believe in Angels. Do you
believe in fate? If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most
beatiful things in the world. How does it feel? she ask's what; you say 2 be the only star in the sky It took
3 tries to approach you. I kept loosing my breath ... Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me
off my feet. You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask
you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something
prepared to quickly follow through) My life is so sad and lonley (why) because your not in it Hey baby do
you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart I'll put a tear drop in the
ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you. I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you I know I don't
have a library card but can I check you out? We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and
there's love in between us. Are you an angle? Because you're so acute. Your heart stops when you
sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you. "Excuse me, miss, but do you have a twin sister?"
"I am afraid not... Why do you ask?" "Then, indeed, I must be speaking to the most beautiful woman in all
the world." Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet? Girl: 26! Boy: I thought there was 21? Girl: Umm,
no! Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T" Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Well,
count all the stars in the sky. Knock Knock Who's There? Olive Olive who? Olive you. I wrote your name
in the sky but the clouds blue it away. I wrote your name in the sand but the waves wash it away. I wrote
 your name in my heart and forever it will stay. Boy: Close your eyes. Girl: K Boy: What do you see? Girl:
Nothin. Boy: That's my life without you. 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/sweetpickuplines.html

 Please call 9-1-1, my heart just stopped for you

 Are you a camera? Because I smile every time I see you
 If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
 If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple. And if you were a vegetable, I would visit you every day
in hospital
 You know what you'd look really beautiful in? My arms
 I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle
 Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
 Are you going to kiss me or are you going to make me lie to my diary?
 Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knot.
 Caution: Please keep your distance. I might fall... for you
 If I had a dime for every time I thought of you... I'd have one dime... coz you never left my mind
 If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity
 If I were a letter in the alphabet, I'd be Q, so I could always be next to U
 May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
 You're so sweet, you're giving me cavaties
 You're so cute, it's distracting
 Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
 Can you give me directions to your heart? I seem to have lost my way in your eyes
 What time do you have to be back in heaven?

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 I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
 You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together
 Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over
 I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you
 I was feeling a bit off today, but you definitely turned me on
 Excuse me... Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could
interview you
 It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me
 Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
 Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea
 If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty
 Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me
 If you wake up in a red room, with no windows or doors, don't panic... you're just in my heart
 You look so sweet, you're giving me a toothache
 Are you a banana because I find you appealing
 I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your
lips
 Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
 You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad
 Where do you hide your halo?
 You’re so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business
 Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you've stolen my heart
 Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day. All I’m asking for is one from you
 I've fallen for you and I can't get up