Pickup Line Rating

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do)
Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one
finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for
Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have
five cents.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just
that...your numbers not in it.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell
her you lost the bet.
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in
love with me.
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A
wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I
see heaven in your eyes.
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking
you out!!
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on
it.] Your future is clear.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you
between the holidays?
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs
and multiply!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving
you when all the roses die"
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Nice shoes, wanna F%#K?
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
You turn my software into hardware!
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!
Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong you don't
like pizza?
I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't
hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the
most beautiful things in the world.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No]
Then wink.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You know what would look good on you? Me!
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?
You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I know how to please a woman.
I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the
poison out?
Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in
your mouth!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get
wood in my pants.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see
if I'm right.
So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
I'd like to read your shirt in braille.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel
room across the street.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
So what haven't you been told tonight?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it
anyway.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
I'm like a video game, You can play with me all day long!
Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed?
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
Hi, I have big feet.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Your a magnet, I'm a staple, I'm attracted to you.
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a
drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I'm gay, think you can convert me?
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
Who's your friend?
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You look familiar.
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Can you lick your nipples?
[No] Can I?
[Yes] Can you show me?
Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!
Bond....James Bond
I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat
them (No) dam cuz im hungry.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van
Damme you're sexy!
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof!
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
Damn boy there's only 2 things I like riding up my ass, my G-String and you!
Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven!
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
May I flirt with you?
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
Dose it matter where here is if I'm there?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?)
F*CK
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Hey, I'm new in town.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
My ride left without me , can you give me one?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

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