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The author, Gerald Bosacker, has spent almost eighty years making and then
overcoming bad choices. That he is still among us mortals, proves he is an expert
at surviving his misdeeds and bad choices, and is able to recollect and now laugh
at these calamities.
A DEADLY SHORTCUT
Bill lays here because he forgot,
to clear gas fumes before departing.
With gas powered boats, both small or yacht
you must run blowers before starting
Safety pays while shortcuts do not!
Bill=s safety gaff, and fatal mistake,
turned out to be the last he would make.
AMPHETAMINE ASHES
I died in a fire that started
while my amphetamines cooked
My spirit is sadly departed,
leaving my ash here where you looked,
and all my friends broken hearted,
and some who regret being hooked.
ANNOUNCER: I doubt any drug has mushroomed into society faster than
amphetamines. The easy availability of the raw materials and easy manufacture
tempts victims and marketers to involve themselves
in criminal and deadly actions. Speed or crank usage destroys health and is
addictive, eventually damaging all users.
BEWARE OF BEARS
Buried below is a hunter named Brad
who chased a cub right into it's lair,
proving him to be a brave little lad,
unaware the cub=s mother slept there .
Hearing the noise she woke up quite mad
and Brad became victim of his dumb dare
since mother bears treat callers so bad
that half of Brad is still in that bear.
ANNOUNCER: Ignoring danger is a major cause of death, and often that risk is
so obvious, a mourner cannot fathom why the danger was ignored. Who would
mess with a mother bear? Tourists going through Yellowstone or Glacier park
carelessly do each vacation day. Who would risk the anger of any mother by
seemingly threatening her baby?
BLOWN AWAY
A windstorm killed Mrs. Heller,
although they blew the town=s alarm.
Take cover, they tried to tell her
as the wind took all of her farm,
but did not touch her storm cellar,
she could=ve been safe from harm.
ANNOUNCER: The author of this well meant doggerel survived two deadly
tornadoes in his lifetime, so his humorous look at such tragedy
is misplaced, unless these words impress his audience with the awesome power
of wayward wind, and why we must be alert and on guard, when warned of
impending storms.
ELAINE LOVED COCAINE
Elaine came to town, out of the hills.
Grew quickly bored and searched for thrills
from poisons sniffed through dollar bills
and soon learned that an overdose kills.
ANNOUNCER: Perhaps there are drugs more addictive than cocaine, but few
are more I doubt any drug is more deceptively dangerous. Users feel pleasured,
yet in control until their surrender to addiction and impaired health.
ANNOUNCER: Penny-wise and pound foolish, pundits say of economic issues but
that fuzzy logic should never refer to human life. Yet, people do foolish things
when their very life is the consequence.
ANNOUNCER: This promising young baseball player died much too young, a
victim of nicotine, and of following the example of his baseball idol. Chewing
tobacco does not taste good and is addictive and a proven cause of mouth and
esophageal cancers! Tobacco chewers have to spit often and leave a careless
and messy trail of foul waste wherever they indulge. Those who kiss a tobacco
chewer can tell you about the taste and smell. What a deadly and foolish waste
of money!
LOOK FIRST
I am here because I believed,
my turn signal cleared the other lane.
This sad tragedy was achieved
when I was squashed by tons of grain
from a semi that bobbed and weaved,
trying to avoid me the blinding rain,
but tipped on me, my friends all grieved,
but I=m squashed, I feel no pain.
ANNOUNCER: Your vehicle=s turn signal activates a warning that you plan to
change lanes or turn, but it has no magical power to actually clear the way.
Please don=t assume that it does. Careless drivers may flip the signal and then
turn, and could end up buried under a truck of grain or something equally fatal.
Be aware, when you drive...and so, safely arrive.
ANNOUNCER: Next time you take a bite of fish, think of fish biting you. My
mantra is, Don=t eat what could eat you. I no longer eat shark.
KEEP YOUR CELL PHONE DRY
A reckless boater named Clyde
made one too many phone calls,
cell phoning friends while on his ride,
ignoring the river=s dangerous falls .
His phone went dead and they both died
in a call ending that really appalls.
ANNOUNCER: If he had kept his cell phone dry, we would still be getting calls
from poor Clyde. Multitasking in hazardous places is so foolish, yet we
constantly see people calling or texting while driving.
KILLER KILOCYCLES
While Jim bathed near his boom box,
he replenished his music file
ignoring risk of electric shocks.
His box fell in, from turning dial
browsing for his favorite disc jocks,
and he expired in flashy style.
ANNOUNCER: All of our fifty states have laws forbidding leaving empty
or abandoned refrigerators and freezers with latching doors. These laws
are often neglected, but common sense alone should force universal
compliance.
KILLER SEX
Death is something we all should fear,
and careless sex left my body here.
I chased the girls and caught a few,
and charmed them with my lusty leer
I only did what some boys do,
yet picked up an AID=s souvenir.
The lesson is plain, for me and you,
use condoms if strange girls you screw!
ANNOUNCER: Polite societies may think this rhyme too raw and vile, but if it
prevents one lusty lecher from acquiring AIDs, my crudeness is justified. Would
you prefer your sinners un-warned but dead or dying.
MY ADDICTIONS ARE ENDED
Of blunders dead fools do commit,
abuse of body must rank first.
Those drug addictions we can=t quit,
like liquor to slake our thirst,
or lethal smokes, most always lit.
Both lawful sold with risks they=re cursed,
just what embargo would be fit?
When you decide whose guilt is worst,
blame the people who sell this shit.
ANNOUNCER: I doubt any drug is more addictive than nicotine, and the
alcoholic is almost powerless to stop drinking despite knowing he will harm his
health and loved ones. Both are legal to buy. We punish these foolish users, but
they are victims. Why don=t we punish the peddlers? Why do we subsidize
farmers to grow tobacco? Why do we encourage exportation of this poison to
other countries, spreading the deadly curse. Is this somebody=s calculated
secret weapon, or just the logic of fools?
MY RIFLE SHOT ME
I took my course on gun safety
and was licensed to hunt my deer.
I leaned my rifle against a tree
why it discharged, is still not clear
or how it pointed then at me.
That=s why its me, now lying here.
from hunting deer so carelessly.
ANNOUNCER: Nancy was nine, and always in a rush. In a hurry, she might do
dumb things impatiently, even when she knew that was the wrong thing to do.
She stepped into oncoming traffic, impatiently jumping out of the back seat of
mother=s car from the left side door. BLAM! All of her friends and relatives
miss Nancy and know that she would not want the same thing to happen to you!
Please get in the habit of leaving a car from the right doors, so you are safe
from oncoming traffic!
ANNOUNCER: Fires are the biggest cause of accidental death in homes, and
usually because the victims were unaware of danger. There is no excuse for a
home or building to be without working smoke detectors.
ANNOUNCER: Death by shark bite is relatively rare, but then, one is too many
if those deaths are avoidable. They are an avoidable tragedy. Sharks almost
never inhabit, fresh water but they do roam all over in oceans, including shallow
beaches.