VENEZIA

Just let the magic happen.

Useful Information
Population Genres

Population Age

Public Transport Map

Most used Sentences

Directions for Pedestrians

Postal Services

Water tranports

Forget about using your mobile, theres no internet in Venice.

Since the foundation of the city, pigeons are still in use as the best way to transmit
messages and veneral diseases.
Dont miss your chance to feed them with grain and get shit on your head.

Unless your name is Jesus Christ, you cannot reach Venice by walking on the water.
If you are not a millionaire or named like an an important movie star, locals wont
let you in with a big ship cruise without drawing a gun on your head.
We recommend venetian public trasports: cheap indeed for evey pocket.
The tipical gondola ride would cost just an arm and a leg, while the public
waterbus, also known as the Ghost in Venice for its peculiar punctuality, could
let you browse through the smelliest canals for the simple cost of an euro per second.
Otherwise, if you already know the "Answer to The Ultimate Question of Life,
the Universe, and Everything", locals will welcome you with love and respect, and
will offer you the tipical drink, better known as Spritz, more or less comparable
to the pirates grog: a mixture of Campari, white wine, propylene glycol, artificial
sweeteners, sulphuric acid, acetone, red dye no. 2, scumm, axle grease, battery, acid
and pepperoni.

Va in ceo da to mare
Magnime ea mona

Women 30%

0-2

05%

Men

2-18

10%

Pigeons 15%

18-35

10%

30%

35-60

20%

Rats

20%

Muso da mona

Date c un legno

Tumr
80%

60%

100%

40%

55%

Ghe/te sboro

Men
0%

60-120

Women

20%

Seagulls 5%

Magnasborae

Chei cani dei to morti

Goldn
Chea putana de to mare

You always know where you come from, but you never know where you are going.
Just let the magic happen.

After finding out everybody in town is a tourist, you will understand it is completely
pointless to ask anyone the direction to the place youd like to go.
Preferably, you could find tons of ridiculously microscopic and unreadable signs
with the most important indications.