,

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meal, these
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n
the water closet
Crap-driven
3
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Rv
t /~
it% fuckead philosophy of 'do it now and to o '
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ripped
for it later' . Without ever
pay
to fly out of 0 091
all, they fail bloody finge rs
drivers, as bodies and being sucked out, so/!
(~
their hideos
nowhere blowing
1
~
they conceal
s
the with me
pica tures of dead
cute
little
top
the
sea
of
nature
re
with
They look like shit . They smell like hell!
MRR : Hey guys settle down
people
floating
Who'?
s gonna ring tit
the diameters of your
spinning
faces helplessly
all yelling that something is
. So what
l
on
wi
some sick
'*
,
BILL : Quarter inch. penis holes?
. . .and fast!
eBd
the
going
wrong
KING
SURFERS
00
I guess.
plBete
thorough wiping
of atheeWest
t hatedjust comsom
f GIBBY: :3/8
est
That's
.
S
ome
them ,m
e
PAUL : 9/32. weird q uestion.
themCoa n
sog
ra
Cracking, falling, laughing, eating, an
over
and THERRESSA
ovedthei
beach
.
But the
always wondering where the fuck it's al MRR
: About an inch.
dumpsthey do
took the showe rs they
had,
: Mmmm, nice and tight.
gonna begin, the BUTTHOLE SURFERS THERRESSA
and
the
teeth
they
neglected
to
brush
will
:
T hanks .
seem to think the stuff between their toes
peoplesoon be the rgotten by at lea st a dozen
,2
is
something
more
than
a
highway,
more
e in
11101100ili
Northern California ar ea
alone.
than a sea turtle, more than scabs which / aIli .IM
eau,
block their view . Could it be a revelation?
: So what are your favorite bands?
MRR
BLOWJOB
No,
probably
not,
but
maybe
just
maybe
FRIGHTWIG,
a th % s/1r0r
:
the stuff they leave behind could smell up EVERYBODY
hearing men moaning, "Go
MOSES,
ED
ASNER
IS
A
GUY,
LAKE
the whole world and make God roll down HENRY BABBLE WIGS,
r it wasaway in New Mexico rest
,Whether
were
there
his
window
and
that
little
fly
called
:
Wow,
I
thought
for
sure
you
guys
away oppOdiscovering that
the
Dumbass could get out of the car . NO no! MRR
could
handle
yourselves
in
a
crowd
full
of
stops or of flies in East Phoen ix , d a
They'll never die . They'll never live . The nut and berry gatherers .
ds
shitloa
BUTTHOLES
themselves
probably
learne
bread
they
eat
comes
from
a
different
:
Yeah,
for
a
while
it
really
two, and the money they spent
ntat
store and their scars turn into open sores THERRESSA
bothered us and the more we thought
n
is at thisgver
momet
thing generated
ns
patter
as
the accidents they had reoccur with about it the more we had to start wearing
dizzyin
and
startling regularity . Bathing in the clay leg and arm braces .
with
spinning brain and fuzz the mind
Oh these
refuse of a thousand blackened bananas, ,
numb the dquestions like W HY?
had
a
the fruits of their labor are the grapes of
011111 .01
complicate
may have appeared; to
have
and
what
they
wrath, and the monkeys they walk to the
MRR : So Kin g (King Vitamin), I seee
did
j
guys
time,
but
they
sea
don't
know
how
to
swim
diets from Franco, they
. Could it be
(in press release) that you have a pieceof
good
the
delicate
thread
of
sanity
itself
has
corn stuck in your left ear . Er . . .what's l
dea about Uthelicopter repair from
woven round the penis of malcontent like a
the story?
llearne
vice crushing the hand of a naked judge,
KING : Well one evening I was bored, as.
Biafra .
or is it just a dog hovering like a school
kings tend to be, and some of the corn I ,
teacher in a bad dream poised above fields
had eaten for dinner remained on a plate.
UM BLIN DO
of
razorblade
studded
sunflowers,
a
bunch
In a very innocent gesture, I stuck a~
Rhite tr koa
the rd
of
children
with
brain
tumors
the
size
of
,
piece in my ear where it has remained '
a smelly
King ssa her he red-headed insex
~, Turkish weddings?
deeply
lodged and unmoving for about
w King the
brother the blond bomb
three years now . It's sort of like hearing
som etimes
G ibby, bl th
the world through corn-shrouded ears.
' Volattiilely childish
semi-conscious
Per Bill and
e
MRR : That's wild and you are from Ohio?
bass pla yaul,
their
pull off
KING : Yes, and I was born and raised in
a embarr some of the
to
Ft . Worth, Texas.
s in istupidestmanaged
it 'g
d
most
OI
t
ecent
ock
and
Roll'
MRR
show
m
R
emory,
call
You
guys really go wild when you
dry ice
call
g ig
play :live
gigs.
sli
up your
pe
took
the leg
tnis
hole,
EVERYBODY:
rs ofs
' these
lad
fa n,. off the old squirrel
and stuck
Thanx . . .wow . .
. . .bitchin . MRR Ha '
e .in.~the
..
ha . . .and I just.cool
wanted to ask you :guys'
rr
where you got off to acting like hardcore .
e *'Oi ew .. rr,failfa
nasal-thinner and the diseased mustangs .
pia .
"
You could slough it off as self-indulg ence , ii t o
or you could dismiss it as just
M Iro'
l.01
dumbasses, but it cannot be denied these
go* . ev . : . 0 .0siolillil gO i
aa, .h
BUTT-weilding scavengers ofproblems
the inner
have more than just a few
Ralf IISIv ;#8fiiisiaw~ set
. It is with total
their
wigs
nder
up u
Thrown clear of the wreckage of the me
decade, these SURFERS ask not what they
amazemen t
udac
the oaaudacity
,a
Iwith
e
song
ngh
embarrassi
:
~
can do for their country, but just exactly
after agility of a small retarded child, and 11
and
what their country has stuck up their
the rewards they receive are brown and
say aim low and you will reach
butts . Some
.
You
won't
find
these
spread between
your goal . They say, Hell No!, aim so low
assholes wasting time around the potty;
you will piss on your shoes . Not only do
it's one hand down while the other hand .wy
they bite the hand that feeds them, they
hits the ground for these sons of bitches 0t : ,
try to make it jack 'em off . These jerks
.
Oozapoand
eyed
clowns
know the difference between mayonaise and
and
ns
ontage like a rawone-g
egg dropped ppi
miracle whip and aren ' t unwilling to part
1ifi:
s
cleavage,
their
dialogue
is
'
your mother
the curtain and scrape the old bag over
and
spastic
jackal
hurling
a
p
it
that of a
the nails . Not too long ago you couldn't
nd Christ
as he devours the body
r
buy a good scream . Those days are back,
. Blessed not with the courage of
rrrr
__
and nuns are doing backflips in
child
five, but with the smell of ten, their
convenience stores whenever these corn
GIBBY
Wh
3-ring brown circus of sick fits has caused
: oa . . . hard one to
floatin cow beaters plop into town . Not to
dren
to
miss
school,
blood
to
appear
but
when you've had a fewurs
Tkih w eddings ignore the crust around the edges, with
'chil
ear in
'your stockings, and a growing
removed
from your head, funny things these gals you get the pathway of flakes,
a gland that
start to happen.
irregularity among dogs.
a wiff of flyheads, and the gassy escape
acks
throwb
MRR
got out of hand, these swollen rt
: all
Gee,
it's a drag when surgery won't of death itself from the bowels of human
h
solve
your
problems.
to the brown age
Cnjuruand t f
embarrassment . Bugs stand in line as
PAUL : It's a problem
eyed girlfriends
when s urgery won't monkeys hump and grind . Not just another
chickenagut-wrenching
tragedy of floating corn.
drag out all the pain.
of the deaf leading the blind . So go
MRR : Why did you guys decide to tour case
if an ugly person was knocking
Yes,
as
out
and
cornit . . . .the brown crime!
1I
' your door, these chocalate body
during the Christmas holidays?
serve mute testimony to the childish BILL : We like to follow the circus.
HERRESSA : Shut up Bill
tlt memory of the stupidest man alive.
knows
T
logs don't roll uphill . . Everyone
egrme
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: So, are you guys associated with
I;MRR
any of those bead-pulling bands from just
north of Houston?
. CLEOPATRA'S VAGINA,
GIBBY : No
WIGWAM CAFETARIA PENCILS, LORNE
GREEN'S BIKINI, the JACK OFFICERS,
ACORN STRANGER ; STERN FARMER,P
GARLAND MIDGET TRAILS, DOUBLED-U
NUN, IRON TOOTHPICK, LEG WHEAT, the
AGAINSTERS, SCOTTISH DONKEY
N
THROAT OYSTER CULT, STUNTMA
SENATOR, CUP AKE LJESUS, MILKBLOO D
,
JESUS
AND HAIR, SCREENDOOR PENIS, the
FOCKLERS, the TWIGS OF SISTER
YESTERDAY, SNAKE HANDLERS
CONVENTION, HITLER'S LOST TESTICLE,
FISH,
OF
PILLAR
AND WASPS, ALL OLD
DEADLY
ARTHUR E PALE A
TRINE,
LA
GAY
WHALES,
FLUSH AND BURL IVES.
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