Mr. Shampoo: I am Mr. Shampoo. I am cleaner than you are Mr. Soap: No youre not. I help people smell nice, from head to toe. Mr. Shampoo: I keep hair very clean and fresh. Mr. Soap: Lets ask Mrs. Waters. Mrs. Waters: Hello, I am Mrs. Waters. What seems to be the problem? Mr. Shampoo: We were discussing who is more useful, me or Mr. Soap. Mrs. Waters: Ok. Let me see what do you have to say Mr. Soap? Mr. Soap: I think I am cleaner, because I am used to clean all the body. Mrs. Waters: And you Mr. Shampoo? Mr. Shampoo: I think I am cleaner because I am used to clean the hair of the people. I can also make bubbles. Mrs. Waters: The thing is that without me you are both useless Mr. Soap, you are very dry. And you, Mr. Shampoo, very sticky. Mr. Shampoo: I guess you are right Mr. Soap: you are right Mrs. Waters Mr. Waters: I invite you both to go to the bathtub and have a party. Mr. Shampoo and Mr. Soap: Yeahhhhh!!!! (celebrate).
ESL Conversation Dialogues Scripts 71-80 Volume 8: General English Conversations Phrasal Verbs III: For Tutors Teaching Mature Upper Intermediate to Advanced ESL Students