MetiaSociology

MyaPfeifer
InthecountryofMetia,thereareapproximately754,666citizens.37,253ofthemare
youngchildren,undertheageof18.Thatleaves717,413abovetheageof18livingin
Metia.Thelifeexpectancyrateinthecountryislow,consideringthereisonlyone
citizenovertheageof75.However,thisissimplybecauseMetiaisanewercountry
andmostpeoplewhocivilizedtherehavebeenyoungerfamilieswithmothers,fathers,
andchildren.Divorceisnotacommonoccurrenceinthisutopia.TheethnicitiesinMetia
arequitelikethemeltingpotknownasAmerica.25%ofthesocietyiscaucasian,30%
arelatinoorhispanic,10%areblack,10%areasian,20%arebiracial,and5%are
other.ThishascausedthevarietyofculturestocombinetocreateanewMetian
culture.InMetia,theeconomyisstrong.98%ofallpeopleareemployed,leavingonly
2%withoutwork.Themostcommonjobisinthemilitary,which30%ofpeopleare
involvedin,isthemilitary.Trailingbehindwith23%isconstructionandtown
maintenance.

InMetia,therearesocialnormsthatarenotparticularlycommoninothersocieties.
ThereisasecrethandshakefortheMetia,andwheninothercountries,youwould
shakethehandoftheotherperson,youwillperformthesecrethandshake.Additionally,
atweddings,insteadofthetypicalWeddingMarch,thesongAnacondabyNicki
Minajisplayedbyabandwhileeveryonewalksdowntheaisle.Also,sincethemajority
ofthecountryisatheist,ithasbeendecidedbythenationthatBeyonceisthemost
suitablegoddesstoworship.Muchlikeyouwouldtakeyourshoesoffbeforeenteringa
house,citizensmustremoveshoesbeforeenteringanybuildingoutofrespect.Lastly,
eachdayoftheweekrequiresclothingofacertaincolortobeworn.Forexample,
mondayisred,tuesdayisorange,wednesdayisyellow,etc.Visitorswillbeexpectedto
adapttotheseiftheyhopetofitin.

Meti
a Archaeology
by Champayne Dominguez

Some of the Artifacts that would define our society, left behind by our
Metitians in our marvelous country, Metia, would be everything that we are and
have represented in the past.
Because the society of Metia, was mostly atheist, it is very unlikely that
anyone would find crosses and other catholic or christian objects. The first item
our society would leave behind would be a 16 feet and 12 inch statue to worship
our one true goddess, thee one and only. Beyonce is fairly one of the most
important people in Metia society. Her voice was one they memorized along
with all her songs and lyrics, the one they listened to every day and a voice that
will be with them everyday. Their goddess would certainly be one they all favor
truly.
The second artifact that would be recovered from our society would be
clothing of only the colors allowed and worn throughout the civilization. The
only colors allowed to be worn in our culture were colors that were to be worn
on the days of the week. Red. Orange. Yellow. Green and Purple. Each day of the
week is a color of clothing that civilians could wear. That is a certain factor of our
society that would be remembered.
The third artifact is the one video all Metians have seen many times would
be the Anaconda video on repeat because the video is one that cherishes our
nation all people. The video has value to all citizens, respect mainly for their
country.
The fourth item found would be a neon chain the only elderly citizen
would wear to show that they led the country and to represent our goddess.
Our god-father would wear this necklace to tell a story about the people of
Metia. A story he told in the worshiping temples to pray and love Beyonce.
The last item that would be uncovered would certainly not be the less
important of all. The last item would be a collection of multiple electronic
devices in all and every household, our culture was highly improved in our
electronic field. This is Metias Archaeology.

M
etia
A
nthropology
TeaganRoss

Metiasanthropologyisveryunique.Metianshavemanyreligions,thebiggest
beingtheatheistgroup.KnowingmostmetiansdonotworshipChrist,thereisonlya
couplelittleareaswheretheycelebrateChristmas.Oneofthebiggestholidaysthey
celebrateiscalledAnnacondia,whichcelebratesourgreatnationsfavoritemusic
videoandoneofourmostexcellentsingers.Bringingustoournextgreatestholiday
calledBaeyoncely,whichcelebratesournationsclosestthingtoagoddess,Beyonce.

Metianslistentomanydifferenttypesofmusic,butmoretendtolistentothe
strongerfemales,(SuchasMileyCyrus,Beyonce,andNickiMinaj).Theylistenedto
radios,andoftenwatchedthingsonanancienttoolcalleda
AppleTV.
Toentertain
themselvestheywouldwatchNetflix,goonTumblr,andoften
Instagram
selfies.

Metianswoulddressexactlyliketheiridols.Theyoftenworehighwaistedshorts,
leggings,orskinnyjeansaspants.Manyworecrewnecks,hoodies,tshirts,orpretty
tanktopsonadailybasis.

Metiaslawswereverysimple.1)Nogunsallowedunlessyouwereahunter.2)
Youmustalwaysweararedbandanasomewhereonyourbodytoshowyouwere
proudtobeametian.3)Youmustbeindoorsby1am.4)Allpeoplearerequiredtogo
toschool,andschoolswouldoffereducationforfreeifneeded.5)Youwouldhaveto
weartherequiredcoloredclothingforthatdayoftheweek,noexcuses.6)Ifany
problemweretooccuryouwouldtalktoMetiaselderforaresolution.7)Everyonemust
haveajobandaplacetosleep.Noonewillbeoutonthestreets.

AsyoucouldseeMetiasanthropologyisveryunique,butisveryamazingin
manyways.Itwouldhavebeenmyfavoriteplacetolive.