DEAPOOL POST CREDITS SCENE

By
Mitchell Vittoe

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DEADPOOL POST CREDIT SCENE: THE OFFER
INT. Wades Apartment Night
Deadpool enters his apartment after saving the day and all
that good stuff. The place is pitch black. He flips the
light switch as he enters. The light doesnt turn on.
DEADPOOL
Come on you damn thing, work!
Deadpool violently flips the switch in hopes of turning it
on. He then pulls out his pistol and aims it at the switch,
ready to pull the trigger.
MYSTERY MAN (O.S.)
Dont waste the bullet, youll need it
soon.
Deadpool turns around quickly, points the gun into the
shadows of his apartment. He sees a large figure with a
glowing eye in the darkness.
DEADPOOL
Youre right, Ill need it for you!
The large figure takes a step forward into the little bit of
light that fills the room.
MYSTERY MAN
The names Nathan, but you can call me
Cable. Weve been keeping an eye on you
lately and you have a certain... skill set
that we could use.
DEADPOOL
Are you asking me to join the (BLEEP)?
Deadpool drops the gun and jumps around in joy.
CABLE
What? No. What the fuck are the (BLEEP)?
Im here to talk to you about the X-Force.

DEADPOOL
Oh... Thats cool I guess.
Deadpool calms down and vaults over his couch and lands on
the set. He picks up the TV remote next to him and turns on
the TV. Cable sits next to him.
CABLE
So? Are you in?
DEADPOOL
That all depends on my contract and how
well this movie did.
Cable face palms.
CABLE
I think weve made a terrible mistake.
DEADPOOL
Ah come on, Cable! I think were gonna
become best buddies!
CABLE
Thats what I worry about.

FADE OUT:
THE END