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Hillip Andua: Owner/janitorial Staff Assistant
Hillip Andua: Owner/janitorial Staff Assistant
Current address:
Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Age: Twenty-something-ish
Contact Info:
Phil.Landua@gmail.com
(920) 944-4899
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
October 2014Present
Dennys
Server
Strengthened communication skills by connecting with customers and making a positive
impression in a limited timeframe
Honed time management and organizational skills to guarantee outstanding service for every
customer
January 1990Present
Puns
Teller of
Been there, punned that.
My career is a joke. Get it? Because, like, making puns for a living means my career is
literally a joke AND my career has been humiliating so its a figurative joke. Its a pun.
ADDITIONAL EXPERIENCE
2010-2014
2012-2013
MENSA International
Member**
Totally solved all dem problems
1492,1776,
1945,2095
Time
Traveler
Time travelled
SKILLS
Made this in Microsoft Word with only several Youtube tutorial videos in assistance
Can make a mean peanut butter sandwich. Have succeeded in peanut butter AND jelly before, but
can definitely be iffy (Id rather just stay jIFFY )
Speling
Thumbs
Making a face like I just saw two people making out on a train or something, IDK I really havent
figured out when I could actually use it or what it even looks like. I dont look at mirrors. They
freak me out. Its like, I raise my right hand, but my reflection raises their left hand? Wat is up wit
dat??? But yeah, that face I make, you should see it. Its pretty silly. Thats what my mom says at
least
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