<Mahabharat Song with the disturbance>

Namashkaar
Kaimal: Sham dhal chuki hai, CF ke dono quiz ho chuke hai, Logo ki fati padi hai,
End terms exams mein garaj ke saath saath chhheete padne waale hai lekin
khushi ki baat hai ki parso SOS ka paper hai<Pause> abe behenchod ye kisne
daala script mein

Sammy: Main Mita ka aashiq, aur mere saath hai , Registan ka jaanwar , Babu
Ghantaal, Bomber aur Hamare tech support mein hai Sharmila Aashiq. aap sun rahe
hai Ojas Radio: Band Bajaa der raat...To Bhaio beheno aur madhumita , sunte hai
aaj ka kaaryakram
KAIMAL : Knotty Knights
Ohh YeaHH!!
Babu: Aaj ke kaaryakram mein aap sunenge
Form Bhare geet sune,
Aashiqo ki chithhi
Chhoti Chhoti magar Moti Khabre
Aur Deewani Parwani

Sammy: Jaisa ki aapko hamne waada kia tha

Hamne aapki farmaiyeshi le li
Ab waqt hai aapki lene ka
Kaimal: Hamare college mein koi bhi kaaryakram aadarniye dean ke sandesh bina
adhura hota hai
Namashkar Dean sir
To dean sir, aap hamare yuvaao ko kya message dena chaahenge.
(Play the deans message)

Kaimal : Sir Sir sir,

Dhanyawad sir.
Shrotao! Haalaki hume bhi aaphiki tarah kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya.
Lekin Dean bhagwaan samaan hai. Thank you sir.
Babu: Aaiye sunte hai agla message hamare pyare sasha Iyer se
<Direcetors>
Kaimal: Disclaimer: Any similarity to Sesha Sirs SBAC video is purely coincidental.
We repeat purely coincidental.
Babu: Thank you director sir aapke message ke liye. kaafi enjoy kia hamne
umeed karte hai DMS ka exam bhi itna hi enjoyebke hoga.

Sammy: Aaiye shuru karte hai karyakram, Form Bhare Geet sune.
Hamari pehli farmayish aayi hai Mr King se, wo likhte hai
Kaimal : Kashmira Kakwani, are you single?
If yes, are you ready to mingle?
Since the day you presented your Pinnacle Case... since to aise bol raha hai jaise saalo pehle hua tha
Cash hi meri saanson mein,
Sirf Cash hi meri baaton mein <3

Aur sunte hai gaana jo Mr King ne Kash ke liye dedicate kia hai
[Cash meri aankho mein]
Itna zyada cash ho gaya, loan wapas kar de bhai!
Khair, aage badhte hain, umeed karte hain sandesh pahunch gaya hoga. KaimAL:
Cash ke paas
Kaimal: Deewano ki list khatam hi nahin hoti! Abhyudaya ki diary ki tarah ek ke
baad ek bhare rehte hai
Samrat: Agla aashiq khud ki Leo Bold kehta hai. Inhone sandesh bheja hai hamari
Draupadi ke liye. Leo Bold kehte hain ki agar wo unhe pehle mili hoti toh wo
sharabi nahin hota
Khair, agla gaana khaas Ankeeta ke kiye

[Gulabi Aankehin Jo Teri Dekhi]

Ab waqt hai hamare kaaryakram Chhoti Chhoti magar Moti Khabro ka
Kaimal:Moti se yaad aaya hamari Hidimba kaisi hai?
Samrat To aaiye sunte hai, hamare vishesh. Oh sorry sadharan sampaadak
Registaan ke Jaanwar se
Babu
1. -SP Jain overtook IIM Ahmedabad in rankings, after Bschool ranking agencies
increased the weightage of Intra Campus Wedding receptions As a result of
which, IIPM have repositioned themselves with the tagline- think beyond
SPJIMR
2. In Response to this, IIM Ahmedabad has contacted agencies to rent their
campus for Weddings. The B School has also decided to include an elective
on GateCrashing in the next semester.
3. During a Recent wedding, one of our students from PGP 1 was caught
gatecrashing, Manoj Vupalla was caught when the organisers ran out of food
within an hour. In an official press release, Dulhas Father said, Hamari shaadi
mein itne bade aadmi ko toh humne nahi bulaya tha!
Kaimal :Ab news se lete hain ek chotta sa break aur bajate hain gaana! Ye
gaana hai Vedika urf Vedu ke naam jinke aashik ne kaha hai Sexy hairstyle. Sexy
nose pin & sexy "wat!!! Oh my god!" Wattasmile WAH WAH VEDUUUUUUUUUu

<SONG- Tujhe jo maine dekha tujhe jo maine jaana>

4. GASSSSSSSP ke kalakar Badrinath Chatparse khoodke campus mein late
entrykarte hue paaye gaye. Unhone apna naam Gautam Gurha aur Abhisht
Gaurav batanee ki koshish kee. lekin nashe mein na hone ke kaaran bach
na sake.
5. Chinese play mein jaakar aadhe batch ko hearing loss ho gaya. Chinese troup
ki taraf se Karan Khandelwal ne maafi maangi hai
6. SBAC ka launch bhi Ojas Launch ki tarah empty house gaya. Ab gaur karne ki
baat ye hai ki agle hastantaran se pehle audi kaun bhar paayega? B27
Thursday?
Kaimal : News ke baad bajate hain gaana hamare naye navele aashik Karanvir
Sidana ki taraf se.

<Whats your Rashi>

Ab nikal padtein hain hamare agle section sawaal jawaab pe.

Iss section mein aap jeet sakte hain badiya gift hampers durex ki taraf se! (Aaj ek
rupaye mein khareeda hai bahut GOSF se!)
Bas aap sahi option message ya whatsapp kar dein 7506504442. Repeat number.
Samrat
1. Pehla
a.
b.
c.

sawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal: B section ka damaad kaun? Options hai

Punjab ke sher jo actually Mumbai se hain: Banga
Superstar Chartered Accountant: Baid
Atal Behari Vajpayee aur GASP ke major kalakaar: Bhandari
(Kabse B B B karke rakha hai? Koi aur alphabet se chalu hone waala
naam hai toh bata!)
d. Director Saahab: Mitra

2. Nikhil
a.
b.
c.
d.
e.

AGLA SAWAAL
Khandelwal kissKAAAAAAAA?
GeetiKAAA
RitiKAAAAA
MalviKAAAA
AnamiKAAAAA
AruniKAAAAAHA
NIKHIL KHANDELWAL KAB KA SE kahaaan PAHUNCHEGA KISKO PATA.
<repeat prize>
Sandesaa aaya hai hamare pass Dreaming about Dhiman se jo kehte
hai ki unke hoton pe sirf Dhiman ka hi naam hai aur kyun nahi. Hai toh
who Top#3 aur iss college ki currency! Dhiman ke naam pe ye raha sau
dhiman ka gaanaaaa
<JUMME KI RAAT HAI>

KAIMAL: Bahut hui bak bak ab dekhtein hain agla song request. Humein sandesha
aaya hai THALA se jo kaafi tharki insaan lagtein hai! Jo khaas baat kehtein hain
sabhi ladkiyon ko
With no particular bias .and a magnanimous heart i say dis ..
Hey all beauties of pgp 1 ( soumya - u in particular ) and pgp2 ..I'm a nice gentle man .
I'm still single
Pls do mingle
For u , I have a nice little jingle
But all i do is look at u and ogle

<dead pause> Abe hamare batch mein Roshesh Sarabhai jaise log bhi hai?

Bombshell ke bare mein THARKI TALA ka kehna hai!

sorry soumya... d bombshell is from my batch ...her name reads tat she is part of shiv's body Mera
guess toh SHIVANGI hoga. Aapko kya lag raha hai? AUr GK ke khaatir hum tharkiji, sorry I mean thalaji
ko inform karna chaheige ki Shivangi ka matlab infact beautiful hota hai.
Tharkiji ko aisa bhi lagta hai ki hamare campus ki fashionista girl hai ANMOL. Jee haan ANMOL RAI
GUPTA! Aap hi. Khair bajatein hain inka gaana <CHARACTER DHEELA HAI>

Sam:Gazab Bawaal hai bhaisahab, Bawaal se yaad aaya, ek gaana aaya hai Pritam
bhowal ke liye Girls hostels se, Jee haa, inhnone naam hi Girls Hostel likha hai
Wo likhte hai, Pritam tumhari Daadhi aur lambe baal kaha gaye usme tum bahut
sexy lagte the
K : Lekin sexy to jai hai
Aaiye sunte hai unki farmaaish
[Pritam aan milo]

K- Hamare batch ko Saumya Chugh pe bada pyaar aa raha hai! Maine excel sheet pe countif function
lagaya aur mile 49 Soumya Chugh entries.
s/; Haan haan Vanita Bhoola ka lecture iss kaam toh aaya!
Competitions saare khatam hone ko aa rahe hai aur CV point ki bhaagadaudi se mujhe toh subah 8 baje
ki toilet ki bhaagadaudi yaad aati hai.
Improvise:
Humne iss baat pe kaafi soch vichaar kiya aur ye conclude kiya hai k eek idiom yahan sach ho rahi hai
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN! Samples dekhein:
1. Rishi Karthik: Rashmi ke zindagee mein aane se pehle mujhe nahi pata ye ppt bhi banata tha ki
nahi!
2. Saikat Ghose: Hamaraa bajaj Hamaara Bajaj Hamaaara Bajaaj
3. Ajinkya AdMUTHE: Hum sabki pyaari bahu Juhi ke bina kya ye teel nikal paate kya
4. Sreeram pata nahi kya Aarthi utar raha hai hame toh samajh nahi aa raha
Bas isii note pe ham chaltein hain agle dedication pe
Agla hamara dedicator hai NAAM MEIN KYA RAKHA HAI chalo aasani ke liye hum inhe bulatein hai
SAWANT? Aakhir naam mein kya rakha hai SAWANT kehte hain ki yeh Nishta Gupta ke aashik hai.
Wah. Aur inhone matlab SAWANT ne message bheja hai Ashima ko Ashima, whatte height, whatte
figure, whatte dancer!
Lovely You! WHATTE WHATTE WHATTE. Inke liye bombshell hai Samarpita, Fashionista hai Shachi aur
ye hame batate hein ki Baid ur Pulugurtha ka kuch toh chakkar chal raha hai!
Dhanyawad SAWANT! Hum aasha kartein hai ki aapki message Nishtha tak pahunchi hai. Isi note pe
bajatein hain SAWANT ka.pasandeeda gaana <SATURDAY SATURDAY>

Khoj hai hum eek fashion icon ki jo ban sakte hain MR PUDUCHERRY! Sutro ne batay iss chakkar mein
unhe warn kiya gaya COURT KACHERI! Lekin hum kisi se nahin darte! Toh ye rahe hamare nomination
Mr PUDUCHERRY KA!
1.
2.
3.
4.

Debjit
Debjit Mukherjee
Either 1 or 2
All of the above

Apni aawaz uthayiyey aur vote karein aapke pasandeeda MR PUDUCHERRY ke liye!
Aaj maine choraria ko bola tha sabko daaru pilane lekin usne saaf mana kar diya Kehta hai Srishti mein
Mani bahut kam hai uske paas hi sirf ek padi hai hume kya dega.
Ab announce kartein hai hamare saare winners ka naam
Chocolate Boy: Kshitij Srivastava!
The fashionista girl: ANMOL RAI GUPTA!
The cutest teacher: Ravikeeezzzz Srivastava
Hume abhi abhi mili hai Spriha ki Rai Bhansu ke bare mein. Hum iss waqt iss khabar ke bare mein kuch
keh nahi rahe magar ummeed yahi hai ki agle telecast tak ye budding romance list mein pahunch
jaayega!
Isi note par sunnte hai hamara agla gaana! <Zara zara touch me touch me>
Ojas Radio ek LGBT supporting podcast hai. Isliye baat karte hain hamare LGBT couples ke bare mein.
Hum wish kartein hai ki Nikhilesh aur Pranshu ko ki unko jo der raat ke mehnat ne unhe DAS ki
oonchayiyon pe pahunchaya who unke relationship ko KHADE rakhein.
Humara dil dhadakta hai Zimi aur Spreha ke romance ke liye. Zimi pe that committee ka ek single banda
marta hai aur agle peshkash hai use ke dil ki daastaan <zimmi zimmi zimmi aajaa aajaa aajaa>
Dedicated ashik Gomber ek special mention deserve karta hai. Pehle usne try kiya Rakhi madam pe.
Uske baad openly propse kiya Savneet ko! Lekin bechara abhi bhi gaate khoom raha hai ye gaana
<WHO LADKI HAI KAHAN!>

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Cash meri aankhon mein

Gulaabi Aankhein
Tujhe jo maine dekha tujhe jo maine chaaha
Whats Your Rashi
Jumme Ki Raat Hai
Character Dheela Hai
Pritam Aan Milo
Saturday Saturday
Zara Zara touch me

10. Zimmi Zimmi Zimmi

11. Woh Ladki Hai Kahan