Omelette,The Prince of Denmark

(Parody of Hamlet)
Audra Utari
: King Claudius
Dian Handayani : Helena
Hasanul Qodri
: Prince Omelette
Nola Putri
: Ophelia
Novia Anggraini : Vannesa
Sri Octaviani
: Polonius
Syarifah Afsyah : Laertes
Wulandari Anggiana
: Queen Gertrude
Once upon a time, in Denmarks kingdom there is a lovely king. He
have a wife named Gertrude and a son named Omellete. One day,
the king died and the throne replace by his brother, Claudius. After
that, King Claudius married Queen Gertrude, Omellettes mother.
Omelette sad knowing this. He feel something wrong on what
happen latterly.
One day in the castle, Omelettes bestfriends, Helena and Vanessa
claim that they saw a ghost that claim to be the lastest king,
Omelettes father.
Helena : Omelette! Omelette!
[STOP] Helena : hai, my name is Helena... im Omelettes bestfriend...
(backsound)
Vanessa : Omelette !
[STOP] Vanessa : my name is Vanessa, Im Omelettes bestfriend.
(backsound)
Omelette : Hah?! Whats up, guys?! You look so hurry.
(Helena taka a deep breath and try to arrange his breath)
Helena : when... we waiting you at the back of the castle, we saw a ghost
Omelette : what? Ghost?
[STOP] Omelette : oh hai, my name is Omelette, Im the prince of
Denmark, the son of queen Gertrude.
Vanessa : He claim that he is the lastest king, before king claudius.
Helena : It means you father, Omelette!
[Silent for awhile]
Omelette : Ahahaha! Thats crazy, Helena maybe it just your
imagination! Hahahaha!
Helena : Hei, im serious, Omelette!
Omelette : Helena, let me tell you something that thing is impossible in
this world! You are nerd people who trust something like that?
Vanessa : But we see it, Omelette!
Omelette : You trust something like that too, Vanessa? Ahahaha!
Helena : Now you dont believe me, Omelette?
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Vanessa : Oh forget it...

Omelette : lets eat, I bring you some food. So...? we play PS? (take the
stick from bag)
Although Omelette didnt trust what his friend say, Omelette still
thinking about this over and over. The day getting dark, Omelette
and his friends separate and back home. On the way home.
Omelette : is it true? That was father? (confused)
SUDDENLY...
<Unknown> : Omelette... is that you Omelette? Can you hear me?
(Omelette shock and straight getting off his sword)
Omelette : Who is there?
The voice feels getting closer. From the distance, Omelette saw
someone shadow, he run away.
Omelette : ghost? What is that?.. NO! NO way!
At the dining room.
Queen
: Omelette, what an exact time you here
(Omelette try to arrange his breath)
Queen
: whats wrong, Omelette? You look so tired. Anything happen?
Omelette : Ah, no no. Nothing wrong.
Queen
: okay if you say that, lets eat
[STOP] Queen : oh hai... I almost forget. My name is Gertrude. The queen
of Denmark, Omelettes mother
King
: ya, come here son, lets eat.
[STOP] King
: Im King Claudius. Im the bad guy in this drama.
[Begin]
(Omelette sit)
Queen
: but before.. lets praying, my lord...
King
: okay
(everyone pray) [Bismillahirrahmanirrahim]
After dinner, Omelette back to his room and sleep. When he sleep.
<Unknown>: omeeleeeet... omeleeet....
Omelette : U-uwaaa! Who-who are you?
<Unknown>: Ah, ya. Omelette, have you forget me? Im your idol.... tom
cruise, no no im just kidding
(Omelette surprised )
Omelette : fa-father? Is that you?
Kings Ghost: yes my son. You still remember me?
Omelette : of course father. Then... why you here?
Kings Ghost: i want ask your help, Omelette.
Omelette : my help father?
Kings Ghost
: Yes please, Omelette. Revenge my death.

Omelette shock. He already feel something wrong on the death of

his father.
Kings Ghost
: you know someone who behind this all, right?
Omelette : ........... king.... claudius?
Kings Ghost
: Ya. You right, Omelette. Please ...... revenge my death......
Omelette : I promise you father! With all my ability I will revenge your
death... father? Are you still here? Father? Yaaah... His gone.....
Omelette : but how? Thinking.......thinking..... aha!
I make a drama and ask my friends to play it in front of people. I
wanna know the kings reaction.
Omelette didnt take any longer to write the story. that night he
finished it until the sun goes up.
Omelette: (bergumam), hmm.. yayaya.... hmmm... yayayaya... (typing)
Today i will met some actors and my best friend and ask them to
play it tonight.
In the morning
Vanessa : come! to the biggest show this year ! drama that created by the
prince Omelette!
Helena : come and enjoy! Tonight seven pm at baker street!
Ophelia : hai Omelette...
Omelette : oh hai ophelia.. how are you?
Ophelia : im fine my lord
Omelette : will you help me spread all the brochure all over the city?
Ophelia : oooh of course...
At Poloniuss house
Laertes : Mama, I hear news
[STOP]
hai, my name is laertes, Im the son of polonius
Polonius : What is it my son?
Laertes : omelette will make a drama, he invite the king. This is the
invitation.
Polonius : Alright, I will tell the king about that news
Laertes : Bye moooom!
In the Castle
Polonius : my king, I have a news
King
: what is it?
Polonius : omelette invite you to attended his drama. This is the invitation.
King
: okay, I will Come
[STOP] Polonius : hai my name is polonius
The night has come, people come and watch the drama. King
Claudius come with his guard.
Omelette : thank you for coming here. Im honor directed this show! Lets
enjoy... and begins!
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When the drama begins... king Claudius start feeling weird. The
drama show us someone who enter to the kings room and kill the
king by using poison. Before the story end, king Claudius stand up
and leaves the show. He feel guilty. The show end.
Omelette : thank you for watching, bye bye
People cheers.
King
Polonius
King
Polonius

:
:
:
:

polonius, I want you to spy Omelette?

Omelette... your majesty?
ya... i want to know where and how he knows the truth
yes your majesty.
***

The sun rise up from the east of kingdom, Omelette want to know
more about his fathers death and visiting his mother, the queen
Gertrude. But polonius and queen gertude while talking about it
too.
Polonius : my queen forgive me for asking this. Is it my queen saying
anything about the death of the last king to the prince?
Queen
: of course not, i dont want he sad
Polonius : I commanded by the king to spy on him and of course i must tell
this to you my queen
Queen
: im tired about all the intrigue in this
SUDDENLY (TOK TOK TOK)
Omelette : Mother? Are you in there?
Polonius : Omelette come, i must hide to listen
(Omelette enter)
Queen
: something wrong, Omelette? Why so early?
Omelette : mother.... I wanna ask something
Queen
: about what?
Omelette : mother, tell me the truth about my fathers death!
Queen Gertrude look shock. She speechless and try so hard not look
Omelette.
Omelette : answer me Mother! Anything!
Queen
: I... I dont know anything about that, son..
Omelette : ...you lie! Look at my eyes? Whats going
(menghunuskan pedang ke arah queen)
Polonius : NO ! (refleks)
Omelette : Whos there? show your self!
[QUITE]
(with emotion he stab someone behind the curtain)(leave)
Queen

on

here?

: ...oh god. Mr. Polonius!? Kyaaaa!!!

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Queen Gertrude came a near Poloniuss body. The king came to the
queens room. He shock looking polonius.
King
: Queen! What happen?!
Queen
: Polonius... she... she died!
King
: because of what, my queen?!
Queen
: Someone stab her, but I dont know who she is because im not
here before (cry)
At the Polonius funeral ceremony
Laertes
Ophelia
Laertes
Ophelia

:
:
:
:

Mom... why you have to go now?

Ahahaha! This is imposibble.
and why...
ahahaha! And whos the killer? Omelette? Ahaha! Ridiculous ! he
will never kill anyone! besides.. this is our father! Ahahaha!
Laertes : ...Ophelia?
Ophelia : Ahahahaha! Hahahaha!! (desperate laugh)
Laertes : Ophelia? Hei, why are you? Calm down!
Ophelia : what?! Im calm! Ahaha!
(Laertes tried to calm his sister. But it did not work)
Ophelia

: let me go! Let me go!

After release her self, Ophelia run to her room, she was very
desperate.
***
King Claudius intend to kick out Omelette from the kingdom.
King

: guard! Make an order letter to remove Omelette and his friend,

Helena to England for study there.
[Voice] Pengawal 1 : Yes sir!
4 days later. In a bar.
Omelette : Hei, Helena!! Come here...
Helena : Omelette! How are you? Long time not to see you
Omelette : Im fine, you look healthy, Helena!
Helena : are you kidding? Ahahaha! Im always healthy. And by the way
Omelette,have you heard about our transference to england?
Omelette : Yah, thats why I call you. I wonder why it comes so quickly. May
be, they have another purpose.
Helena : Eh? Another purpose? Its mean-----
Omelette : they want kick out us from here
Helena : not only me thinking like that
Omelette : we must getting out from the ship as soon as possible when the
owner careless
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Helena

: of course

The day getting dark, Omelette and Helena back home after
planning their escape.
***
In early morning, Omelette dan Helena called to the harbour with
warrant on their hands.
Girls Voice
: Omelette! Helena! (running closer)
Helena : Vanessa? What are you doing here?!
Vanessa : I want to straight all what happen here! Why you should moving
now?
Omelette : We have no idea about that. The castle command us to study
there
[voice] Pengawal 2 : Hei, the ship gonna leave! Quickly!
Helena : Hmph. Yes yes! Okay Vanessa, we must leave
Vanessa : be careful
The ship leave. At the machine room.
Omelette:
Helena :
Omelette
Helena :

okay, lets play the plan, we must prevent this ship going far
ya, by sabotase the machine, i hope it works
: yap (take a part the machine)
Omelette hurry up! (whisper and looking around)

Their plan is works, the ship back to the harbour for fixing. They
sneak out and go to vanessas house.
Vanessa : Have you heard about Ophelia?
Omelette : What?
Vanessa : Ophelia, a good girl... suicide yesterday night, she drowning her
self to the siak river.
Omelette : serious?! (surprised)(standing)
Helena : hei, where do you go?
Omelette : of course to laertess house!
Helena : no! You cant, there isnt safe
Omelette : (go away)
Ophelias house
Omelette : (come with silent, just silent)
(Laertes saw Omelette)
Laertes : I will revenge my father and sister death (angry face)
hei Omelette! I challenge you to duel with me at the acara
tahunan kerajaan!
Helena : ---- okay if that you want....
***
The next day at an alley.
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King
: hei kid. Do you want to revenge to Omelette?
Laertes : yes your majesty
King
: I can help you
Laertes : Really? How?
King
: this is a bottle of poison, not coloured and not smelling.
[iklan] get now! get immediately! In the nearest drug store! sooo
cheap (backsound iklan)
King
Wine
Laertas

: coat your sword with this. And add this poison on Omelettes
: thank you your majesty

At noon, everyone come to watch this duel.

First round, by quickly Omelette can beat down Laertes and winning
the first round. People yells looking Omelettes sword skill.
Queen

: Omelette ! come on !! ! come on! Beat him ! ohok..

(queen accidentally drink Omelettes wine)

On the second round.

Omelette losing his concentration. As a result, Laertes also
managed to injure Omelette with his sword. Omelette hold the pain
that causes Laertes sword and try to release the the grip of the
Laertes sword. Omelette take the Laertes sword and Omelette
successfully slashing with his sword. Right after that, Queen
Gertrude loss of consciousness.
Omelette : Mother! Mother! (running closer)
Mom, what happen?!
Laertes : My queen... Im Sorry... i dont want to hurt you (berkata dengan
lemah sambil terduduk)
Omelette : What do you mean?! (shock)
Laertes : I put some poison in Omelettes drink, I work with king Claudius.
Im sorry.
In Laertes last time, he told what he and the king have done.
Omelette approaching King Claudius who know what happen here.
Omelette understand something. So he stab the king shoulder with
Laertess sword. The kings smile disappear. The King sit and silent.
Omelette : Help! Take the queen to the hospital! She poisened by this old
man! (pointed the king)
(Some guard come to the queen and take the weak queen go away. While
anothe guard grab and hold Omelette)
Omelette : What?! Let me go!
Omelette try to realese his self, but the guard is stronger than him.
Upset, Omellete grab and put his sword on the kings neck.
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Omelette : Realese me! Or I kill him!

(Slowly, the guards realese Omelette, and Omelette letting the king go. The
guards go away, omelette take the crown and wear it.
Omelette : From this moment, I replace the king Caludius position as the
King. Im your king now!
(Quite. cricket sound. Applause and cheer sound)
[VOICE] People : Long life King Omelette! King Omelette ! King Omelette!
But Suddenly, Omelette Fell down and unconscious, the people
shock. Omelette unconscious because the poison from the Laertess
sword and also tired. Omelette, Queen Gertrude, dan King Claudius
finnaly died because the poison on their body.
-Fin-