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For those single out

there,
enjoy while it last ... :-)

Before wedding:
Roses are red, violets are
blue
Like it or not,
I'm stuck with you
After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue
You get on my head,
I will sue you

Before wedding She looks like Anita Sarawak

After wedding Don't know whether katak or


biawak

Before wedding Every night he brings you


to Shangri-La

After wedding You want to go, he says


Nanti-la

Before wedding She enjoys his looks

After wedding She enjoys his cheque


book

Before wedding Weekends at Resor


Tampak Siring

After wedding Furthest you go is


Wisma Tampak Miring

Before wedding He opens the car door

After wedding He opens his mouth and


snores

Before wedding She / he was your ideal

After wedding She / he becomes your


ordeal

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