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The Location
Located about an hour and a half north of my living space is the Sonoma
Valley. If you drink a lot of wine, you'll either know of Sonoma or it's
snooty brother, Napa. Sonoma is like Napa, only with history, since it was
there that the Bear Flag Republic that lasted less than a month was declared
and they have several well-restored old buildings and a historic Plaza. In
addition, they have more amazing food per square inch than anywhere else on
Earth. I had the chance to spend a few nights in the city of epicurean
delights, complete with a card that got me free dinners in several restaurants.
I had asked a young lady to join me, but she couldn't, so I headed up on my
I stayed in a little place
called the Sonoma Hotel. The
place reeked of history.
Built in the 1880s, the joint
had been a dancehall and
theatre. Kinda spooky in
there. If you know anything of
ghosthunting, they all say
that theatres, after hopitals
and graveyards, are the most
likley places to find ghosts.
I witnessed nothing while I
was there, though I heard a
couple of stories from folks around town.
The room was small, but comfortable, and the location was right above a great
restaurant called the girl and the fig. I settled into my room and watched the
tiny TV. It was a nice place, and I got a lot of rest. I had my mini-DVD
player and watched a couple of episodes of The Simpsons. I knew there was work
to be done, particularly on the buying of things side of my life. I headed out
the door of my room about an hour after check-in.
The Book
I knew there were two wonderful bookstores in Sonoma
itself. One, an antiquarian bookstore called Chanticleer
Books, is a personal fave for historical texts. I once found
a book that had been owned by a co-worker of mine who's an
expert on classical calculations. The place isn't exactly
where you'd go to find science fiction, but they do have the
occasional piece mixed in with the stacks. This was the case
with the visit I made on the delightful spring day, already
having sipped a half-dozen samples at the Sabastiani Winery.
choice seemed odd, especially considering who the editor of
the anthology was and the then-recent interaction between
us. I picked up, for twelve-fifty, a perfect first edition
copy of Dangerous Visions.
If you're reading Claims Department, you probably already
know a bit about Dangerous Visions. It changed the genre,
some say for the worse, but others claim it opened things
up. It certainly killed what little was remaining from the
Pulp era. Harlan Ellison edited the damn thing, cementing
his claim as the mad genius. I had read a couple of the
stories that appeared in Dangerous Visions in the past, but
I had never sat down and tried to read the thing. I had
been hesitant for the few months prior, despite knowing
Harlan at Loscon
about the reissue that had just happened, because of my
2001 mere moments
encounter with Harlan at Loscon
after calling me
I did a panel on The Future of the Internet and at one
the Devil.
point made a comment about copyright being an evil that I
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hoped disappeared. I've always held that belief, which is
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why all my writing is in the public domain and doesn't
belong to me. Harlan was in the middle of his battle against AOL (which he
certainly should have lost and lost big), so when someone ratted me out to
Harlan and when I was introduced to him he said "You, and people who think like
you are the devil." Needless to say, I'm not a big fan.
I took the book directly from the shop to a restaurant on Sonoma's historic
Town Plaza. I've spent a fair amount of time on the Plaza over the years
(including one youthful indiscretion) and love the places to dine along the
edges. I chose a place called Mary's Pizza Shack.
Mary's isn't exactly high dining, and being in Sonoma, that's what most folks
expect. Instead, Mary's is a clean and dependable place for lunch. I ordered
a plate of Spaghetti and two extra meatballs which turned out to be the size of
dolls' heads. The food was very good and I started reading about one o'clock.
At three fifteen, I walked up to the counter and paid, having thoughtlessly
ignored half of my meal since I was far too much into my reading. The first
couple of stories seemed pretty standard, I guess with the last thirty years
there have been great advances in subject matter allowances and these just seem
pretty normal. It was the story by my personal favourite, Phillip Jose Farmer,
that hooked me so.
Riders of the Purple Wage is the type
of story that makes me wonder why I've
wasted my life. I could never come
anywhere close to this level of writing.
It's a story that may not have
influenced the world around us, but it
did show that Farmer had a much longer
view than anyone else operating at the
same period. The story is basically the
tale of a SoCal artist in the future who
lives in a wired society. That's right,
it's basically the story of my friend
The food at Mary's is exceptionally Steve Sprinkles, only written the better
delightful and good to read by. part of a decade before his birth. The
Oh Mary, how you've stolen my heart! heart of the future that Phil seems to
drop on us is the Purple Wage, I guess it's sort of
like what the world would be if a Burner ran
things. It's pretty much a distributed wealth
system, which is interesting, as it takes social
welfare to the furthest logical step. The story is
sort of nothing, it's almost a story about nothing,
but it works so beautifully that I didn't at all
care.
PJ Farmer's Awesome Card Having walked out of the restaurant, I wanted a
place to sit down and read some more. There are hundreds of little places
where reading would seem like a good idea. The beautiful town Plaza was a
smart choice, but I was more in the mood for the in-doors. I found a guy I
knew from the Sonoma Valley Film Festival and we got to talking. He recommended
a place where I could chill out, drink some wine (for free with his name) and
read to my hearts content. I headed over to the tiny little winery and dropped
the name, was handed a bottle of port and settled in to one of the chairs in
front of the building. In the lovely sun, I got my read on with a story from
Theodore Sturgeon. The story was If All Men Are Brothers, Would You Let One
Marry Your Sister?.
This was an equal treat.
Sitting under a floppy hat in the warm sun
on a slightly windy afternoon while reading a
great book is almost Heaven. Add some good
vino and it is Heaven. I was one and a half
sheets to the wind while reading Sturgeon's
tale, which I am fairly certain I had read
before, at least in part. The story deals
with a visit to a world where the greatest Castle Vineyards
taboo is no longer taboo. The incest story is interesting, though flawed in
some of the logic and ignorant of the problems that incest relations can cause.
Still, the story is Sturgeon and has all the sign-posts inherent in that fact.
Sturgeon, in many ways, passed Farmer as the shield-bearer for sexual science
fiction. If All Men Are Brothers is a story that deserves a read followed by
serious thought afterwards.
I finished up Sturgeon's story and packed up, heading off to my room for a
nap. When I plopped down onto my bed, the room only slightly swaying, I
realised that the stories in Dangerous Visions didn't feel revolutionary. Now,
it was 30 years after the fact, so it's obvious that these were different times,
but they had a sense of 'let's put our hands in the cookie jar and see if momma
slaps them', almost as if they were trying to do things that they thought would
get them noticed for being edgy. I'm not saying that they were all that way, as
folks like Sturgeon, Farmer, Delany and even Harlan himself, had been doing
these sorts of stories for a while. What it felt like was a bunch of good
writers writing well in a style that they hoped would garner attention.
I drifted to sleep and woke up just in time for
dinner at a fine little Portuguese place. I had
the wild boar and it was to die for. Just amazing.
I read a couple of stories, including Ersatz, a
fine little piece by Henry Slesar that pre-dates
the long-running series of 'It turned out that she
was a tranny' jokes that Saturday Night Live alums
have made their living off for the last several
years. "Aye, and Gomorrah ... " by Sam Delany was
the final story in the book (I skipped around a bit), and was well and truly
the best thing I've ever read from Delany. The man knows how to open a story
(his opening line from Dahlgren 'To wound the autumnal city' is my personal
fave) and I thought that his was one of the three or four top stories in the
collection.
There were a few failures, like Fred Pohl's for example, but it was really
Harlan's intros that turned me off. At times pointless and at others
insulting, Harlan the Terrible was at the peak of his powers at that point and
he used them for annoyance. I wish that he would have just let the stories
talk for themselves.
I headed out of the restaurant after having gorged myself on four courses (if
you're ever in Sonoma, the Baked Oysters are worth it by themselves), and went
to my room where I read until falling asleep, and waking up at ten, started
reading again. I dragged the book around with me all the next day (two
tastings at Sabastiani and Ravenswood wineries) though I didn't read that much.
I knew I wanted to get my listen on with a good CD, since I had brought the
Mini-DVD player which served as a CD player as well. The period following the
tastings was highlighted by John Brunner's Judas and by the music of
Apocolyptica.
The Music
There is a small band called Metallica. They do what
the kids these days called Heavy Metal. From the
early 1980s through the early 1990s, Metallica did
some of the great thrash and grind songs you'll ever
hear. Master of Puppets, One, Enter Sandman, anything
off of Ride The Lightning, these were all classics.
It's not a rare thing to find a band that does covers
of heavy metal favourites, but it is kind of rare to
find a group that does them on cello.
The only one I can think of that makes that attempt
is Apocalyptica, those Finnish classicists who refuse
to keep covering Mozart and Handel.
I first came across their work in a film called Your Friends and Neighbors.
They used their version of Enter Sandman as the intro music. While the film
wasn't great, the soundtrack made me want to go out and buy their music. The
only problem was, back in those days, before the Earth cooled and I started at
the museum, I just didn't have the cash to spare. So, I forgot about it and let
it sit for a while. While in Sonoma, I couldn't find a music store. I looked
all over and found nothing. I took a little side trip to beautiful Santa Rosa
(once home to Charles Schultz of Peanuts fame, now home to his museum) and a
place called The Last Record Store.
Helsinki, thanks to
The Guys rocking in
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Wow.
Top: The Folks in
I knew the style and methods of the band. Camper Van Beethoven
I'd heard a lot of their stuff one or two Bottom: The Crowd
pieces at a time, but this was unexpected. (I'm standing next to
The songs burst to life with all the rage of the cameraman) Photos
the Metallica versions. In fact, I'd say that by Steve Ciaffa
the wild WILD and blistering fingerboard work
One far outshines the dizzying fretwork on Metallica's original. It
was a rockfest, and it made the reading that much better. I did
have to put the book down and rock-out hard a few times, but it's
the cello, it's meant to be read by.
Strangely, I could see why folks would find this odd, I mean cello
isn't exactly what the kids wearing the ripped jeans are carrying
around the parking lot, but at the same time these guys are
seriously making loud, angry rock 'n roll. This is Lounge Against
the Machine, this is legit Metal made by guys who love Metal. They
are R-O-K-K rock, much more so than Metallica has been over the last
decade or so. They seriously have the metal in their veins and the
classical training to back it up. It's not at all rare for Speed
Metal guitarists to have years of training in classical guitar or
violin or cello, so these guys using the training to turn the
instruments of their training (which I understand is formidable)
towards the darque crunchy waves is understandable.
Back To The Book
While I was rocking out, I was reading. Brunner's story Judas hit me
in a big way. I never liked Stand On Zanzibar, though I liked
reading Shockwave Rider while working at the Computer Museum in
Boston, Judas was a story written in a way that hit me right. It's
the story of an automaton, which is a step towards me loving it.
It's got a scientist trying to put the genie back in the bottle, my
all-time favourite Science Fiction tradition. The God-like automaton
is arrogant and pampered and oblivious
Dangerous Visions has been reprinted in a bunch of different forms over the
years. The version I read was the original 1967 edition published by Doubleday
in 1967. I recently got the 35th Anniversary edition which adds a few forward
notes by Ellison. The smaller versions that were released in the UK are good too.
I liked Again, Dangerous Visions better at times, but that's another issue of
Claims Department. For a copy of Last Dangerous Visions, beat Harlan about the
head and shoulders. In fact, you can do that for any reason.
House of Wax is the 1953 Warner Brothers version, not the 2005 WB version with
Eliza Cuthbert. The Mystery of The Wax Museum is 1933 and is available on VHS
and DVD in an edition with The Island of Lost Souls. Well worth looking into as
well as a DVD version with House of Wax, though sadly that one is pan + scan.
Some of the wineries I visited include Cohn, Eric Ross and Valley of the Moon in
Glen Ellen; Castle, Sebastiani and Ravenswood in Sonoma proper, and Chateau St.
Jean in Kenwood. Castle Winery's tasting room is right off the Plaza in Sonoma,
right next to the Sonoma Hotel. It's a great place with the nicest pour-monkey
you'll ever meet. If you're a wine guy like Paul Giamatti in Sideways, you'll
not have a great time. If you're more like Thomas Hayden CHurch, then you'll do
just fine. Castle's Port is the best I think I've ever had that cost less than
100 bucks a bottle. Sabastiani is a really nice place and does servicable wines.
Cohn has olive oil tasting and I'd say their wine was a seven while the oil was a
nine. Valley of the Moon is a great setting and the wine is tasty. Chateau St.
Jean is beautiful and teh wine is good. Go on a sunny day and you'll be quite
pleased.
The Last Record Store is located in Santa Rosa at 1899a Mendocino Avenue, Santa
Rosa, CA 95401. Great selection of CDs and actual viyl records. Well worth a
trip if you've got the time.