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Department of Selection: Linda Pirek'S Bottomfeeders
Department of Selection: Linda Pirek'S Bottomfeeders
Department of Selection
dasmuter@yahoo.com
Director: Dave Chairman Zhao
separate sheet if necessary and anything else that you feel will help. Help from approved sources
(listed above) is permitted, but Internet use is forbidden. We will know if you used the Internet.
Without membership, use of the BottomFeeder name and its trademarked activities are
punishable by law.
With the current members being entirely seniors, it is up to us to select only the qualified
and very best of students to carry on our traditions and mission. You are the second generation.
Having the title of BottomFeeder is a privilege and it must be upheld. With that said, I look
forward to reviewing your application, and possibly laughing at your responses, or your
shortcomings. If not accepted, you can always apply next semester. Or just join a different group.
I hear the stoners gather in the 3rd floor D hall bathroom. HAVE A NICE DAY.
Signed,
Sir Mr. Doctor Professor Xiyuan Dave Zhao
Director of Selections and Founder of the LPBF Program
11/3/2013
General
Full name of Applicant:
Grade:
List any BF alumni relations. Will they offer a recommendation?
Are you a minority? List:
Prior BottomFeeder experience?
Essay questions
Many political science and economics leaders have debated the
Death Stars influence. Please discuss the economic and political
repercussions that the Death Star imparted; either support or
dispute its creation.
Do you feel that if accepted, that you would rank higher than
Eduardo? Why?
Please compare the 2014 Alfa Romeo 4C and the 2014 Porsche
Cayman:
Short Answer:
Describe yourself in one word:
Where the hood at?
Do you possess any special traits/experiences/abilities?
How thrifty are you? Elaborate.
Asian Beats:
Flat-rimmed hats:
The rapidly diminishing lunch quality:
Community College:
Scarves:
Academics
Have you broken any academic records within our fellowship?
Applicants signature:
BottomFeeder Chair signature:
Pireks Signature: