ONE OF

THOSE DAYS

Today I woke
early as I always
do.

As I was going down the stairs to the

buffet, I tripped and hit my head on the
door frame.

I tried to soothe my pain and made a

cup of coffee as the boiler was off I
used the microwave, it was so hot, it
scalded my tongue.

I put a couple of slices of bread in

the toaster. When I went to take
them out, I got an electric shock
that made my arse quiver..........

At that moment the

phone rang. It was the
police to tell me my
Jaguar was stolen
during the night, and
was a total right off.

I was so upset by the news that I spilled

my coffee all over my lap. As a result I
had to go back upstairs, wash and put
on clean clothes. I decided that a cold
shower would calm me down and help
me regain my composure.
That proved to be the final straw.......