Rules for which reasons are

not-known ...

The rules however, always Work.....

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical
Repair:

After your hands become coated

with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to

the least accessible corner.
Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number,

you never get an engaged one.
Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you use the excuse that you were

late for work because you had a flat
tire, the next morning you will
actually have a flat tire.
O'brien's Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you

have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.
Bell's Theorem:

As soon as the body is immersed

fully in the bathtub, the telephone
will ring.
Rubys Principle of Close
Encounters:

The probability of meeting

someone you know increases
when you are in a situation
where you do not want to be
seen by anybody.
Willoughby's Law:

When you try to prove to the

repairman that a machine doesn't
work, it will.
Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely

proportional to the reachability of
the area.
Breda's Rule:

At any event, the people whose

seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.
Owen's Law:

As soon as you sit down to a cup

of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last
until the coffee is cold.
Wooly's law:

When you are working late, the

boss will never be around. When
you are surfing the net the boss will
always drop by.