Brains vs. Beauty vs.

Brawn
Rules:
Step 1- The contestant spins the Wheel of Winnings which has tasks all rooted
from the three categories, as well as a prize that the contestant can win if the
task is completed correctly.
Step 2- The contestants have to perform the task that the wheel lands on. Each
task has a 3:00-5:00 minute time constraint.
*The prize is determined by a voting system, in which the audience votes for the
winner on tablets where they select who performed the task best. Results are
displayed on a screen once the totals have all been counted for the audience and
television viewers at home to see.
*The prize money can be deducted if the contestant fails to complete the task
correctly, or if the contestant cheats.
Step 3- At the end of the game, whoever has the most money is the winner,
everyone keeps their money.
*The task categories are brains, beauty, and brawn.
Lets meet the contestants...
Stacey
Hi. Im Stacey 2 Good 4U. Thats Stacey, the number two, the number four, and
then the letter U. Im 27 years young and I have been for (counting on her fingers) a
while. So basically, I dont like really have a job or anything, but you do happen to be
listening to the Queen of the Miss Utah Pageant speak, so youre welcome. Also, I
coach the Salt Lake City cheer team. We havent really ever won, but I would like to say
that this year we have some great potential on the team. At least thats what my mom

tells me after the last 14 years of straight losses. I got this great outfit at Macys, dont
you love it!? Anyways, I came to win big because Ive been saving up for that nose job.
Bob

Hello, I am Dr. Prof. PhD. Bob. I got my medical degree at Harvard Medical School
when I was 15. Then I proceeded to acquire a teaching degree in 1961 when I was 24. I
was teaching on the weekends while saving lives during the week. It wasnt till the age
of 30 that I had my PhD in psychology. It helped when the FBI asked me to characterize
the criminals.
Today I decided to wear the lab coat I put on for my side job in chemical
research, and a bow tie because the young men these days where their pantaloons
down and it is not appropriate. I am here because I know I am better than everyone
else.
Helga
Hello. My name ees Helga and I am from mother Russia. I am 43 years old. Back
in old country, I cut meat for boss. I am ze most vanted person in old country. I escaped
to United States but I like to vear my camouflage bandana to blend in so I dont get
caught.
Host: So what do you do now, Helga?
Helga: I cut meat for boss.
Host: And might I ask what you are wanted for back in Russia?
Helga: I cut meat for boss.
Host: Alright thanks, Helga!
The Show Begins...
Host: Hey! Welcome to Brains vs. Beauty vs. Brawn! Im your host Rebel Wilson. I

used to live in Australia but I had to get away from all the drama and my
boyfriends. Originally I went into a degree of mathematics so I applied for the
show, but they decided to go in a different direction. Now that youve met the
contestants, lets get started! Stacey, would you like to start?
Stacey: *Checking herself in the mirror set piece* Oh! Yeah! Sure, sorry. What do I do?
Host: Stacey, spin the wheel.
Stacey: *Spins wheel and lands on brains* Oh my gosh! I love school! Thats where I
met my first boyfriend, Chad.
Host: Stacy! In front of you is a white board with a problem on it. Please solve for X.
Stacey: I remember my ex! Chad!
Host: Stacey, focus. Your time starts now!
*As the time ticks by, Stacey picks up her marker, but rather than solving the
problem she begins coloring her nails. Meanwhile, Helga is counting on her
chubby fingers while cursing under her breath in Russian. She looks over to see
that Bob has already solved the equation with ease and is sitting with his legs
crossed and a smirk on his face.*
Host: Your time is up! Bob what is your answer?
Bob: Well, according to my calculations, and I checked. Twice. The answer is
3.
Host: That is correct! Ladies?
Stacey: Chad is my ex!
Helga: You dont need math to cut meet.
Host: Alright I guess this point goes to Bob, audience what do you think?

*Audience cheers.*
Host: Okay, next round. Bob since you won round one, would you like to spin the
wheel?
Bob: I suppose I shall.
*Spins wheel and it lands on beauty.*
Host: Beauty! Each contestant will have 5 minutes to create a braid.
Bob: Oh, heavens.
Stacey: My hair was braided when I won the Miss Utah pageant!
Host: Lets meet the models! Contestants, meet Becki, Tiffany and Jennifer!
Stacey: Jennifer! Chad left me for Jennifer!
Jen:

Stacey, Chad didnt love you! He loved me!

Stacey: You cannot talk to Miss Utah like that!

*Things get heated when Stacey takes off her stilettos.*
Stacey: Hold my hoops Harriet!
Helga: Excuse me?
*Stacey throws her earrings at Helga. She takes her stance with the heel of her
shoes pointed at Jennifer and begins her Sparta yell. Then Security comes and
takes the shoe from her, leaving Stacey shoeless for the rest of the show.*
Host: Lets all calm down now. Jennifer why dont you switch with Tiffany. And...begin.
*Stacey starts to braid Tiffanys hair, pulling harder than necessary, without
breaking her glare at Jennifer.*
Bob: Theres no theorem for this?
*Helga receives a phone call, her ringtone is the Russian national anthem*

Helga: Hello.What do you mean zhey found me?....You had vone job!...*starts cursing
in Russian*
*hangs up phone*
Helga: I have to go.
*Helga quickly leaves the stage without taking the prize money*
Host: Alright Times up? Actually its time for a commercial
---------------Host: Were back! Helga had to leave, so um next challenge! Stacey, your turn
to spin the wheel.
Stacey: Im gonna miss Harriet!
Host: You mean Helga?
Stacey: Who?
Host: Stacey just spin the wheel.
*Stacey spins the wheel*
Host: Brawn! This should be fun Jump four hurdles.
Bob: I dont do this physical activity until I have properly warmed my muscles and had
thirty minutes to meditate.

Stacey: One time, back at cheer camp, Jennifer tried to jump a hurdle but broke her
neck! Its still the highlight of senior year! Aside from Chad. CHAD!
Host: Well, no time for that! 3, 2, 1, GO!
*After so many years of cheer jumps, Stacey speeds through the hurdles. Bob is
a nervous wreck. He slowly lifts his leg but sets it back down immediately. Bob

pulls out a tape measure and a protractor out of his lab coat pocket to figure out
what angle and speed he needs to jump at. Eventually, the clock says one
minute left and he decides to just go for it. He jumps and trips on his first try,
knocking the wind out of himself.*
Bob: Ive had a transient diaphragmatic spasm!
Host: No one knows what youre talking about, Bob. Can someone call an ambulance?
By the way, we are not liable.
*Bob is taken out on a stretcher.*
Host: Well um it looks like your competition has been eliminated, Stacey. Do you
know what this means?
Stacey: No, what does it mean?
Host: Well it looks like youll be getting that nose job!
Stacey: Ive been waiting for this moment for (counting on her fingers) a while. I would
like to thank my mother for always believing in me and Chad for showing me
never trust a man.
Host: Im going to have to cut you off there
Stacey: Id also like to thank the old guy and Harriet for putting up a fair fight.
Host: Well, were all out of time. Tune in next week where Chad and Jennifer compete.
*Stacey wasnt ready for that information. The tears cause her mascara to run
and now it is all over her face. Her knees give out and she falls to the floor
looking at the audience. The camera pans to what shes looking at. Chad sits in
the audience looking frightened.*
Chad: Do I know you?

*Stacey stops crying and glares daggers at Chad as the camera fades to black.*