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Newest Jokes
The partys host paid me a great compliment. You are a good-looking woman, he said. H
onestIve had only one beer.
My glow was only slightly dimmed when my husband interjected, Imagine how great s
hell look after two.
Rosemary Tomy, Tucson, Arizona
Funny Stories, Marriage Jokes
The Problem With New Jeans
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight
.
Was anything wrong with them? the clerk asked.
Yes, I said. They hurt my
feelings.
our wall.
a job there.
Hoping to make a point, I asked, Do you think theyre looking for an engineer?
Oh, sure, he said. Theyll hire anybody.
Christopher Fields, Fort Collins, Colorado
Dad Jokes, Daily Life Jokes, Family Jokes, Funny Stories, Office Jokes
An Impossibly Long Leave
An insurance agent called our medical office. One of our doctors had filled out a
medically necessary leave-of-absence form for a patient, but, the agent said, the
patient had altered it. The giveaway? The return-to-work date had been changed to
February 30.
J. L., via e-mail
Dumb and Funny Jokes, Funny Stories, Office Jokes
The Wrong Lesson