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D&D Frost Prince
D&D Frost Prince
Gelus: Very good Nivalis. See? Why cant you be more like him, Algor?
Algor: Sorry Boss.
Gelus: Now, then, all kidding aside Wheres the Dragon Ball?
Mayor Moori: We dont have it.
Gelus: You know, Id be inclined to believe you if the last village mayor didnt say
the exact same thing Until we killed everyone and tortured the information out of
him, of course. Its the darndest thing, too Youre beginning to remind me a lot of
him.
Mayor Moori: Please. Do not be upset.
Gelus: Ohhh, I dont get upset. I have people to do that for me. Algor?
Algor: With gusto.
Warrior: Stop right there!
[explosion]
Gelus: Huh-uggggggh.
Mayor Moori: Hah! Now you can no longer find the shards!
Gelus: Algor? Kill them.
Algor: Kay.
Warrior: Come on, bring it! Theres three of us, and one of you!
Algor: Man, you must suck at math even worse than me.
Warrior: What do you mean?
Algor: Theres only TWO of you.
Warrior: Thats not right- Gaaaaaah!
[ Warriors dies]
Gelus: Bravo, Algor! Now, seeing as we have no one left to threaten you with Oh,
wait, what are those adorable little things over there?
Mayor Moori: You wouldnt.
Gelus: Theyre just so cute, though! I could just pinch their little heads off. Are you
going to make me do that? Because at this point I could go both ways.
Nivalis: As could I, Lord Gelus.
Mayor Moori: Fine. Here. Take the Ball! And leave us be.
Gelus: Oh, just one more question. Could you point us in the direction of the next
village? You seem to have destroyed out Artifact.
Mayor Moori: That wasnt part of our deal!
Gelus: Annnd five hundred! Algor, show them what theyve won!