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The Heist

By Calum

You have tested positive for a PED, AKA a performance enhancing drug, said
Rougned Odor. The old waxed goatee hanging from his face made him look like a muskrat.

One year earlier:

Crack! The ball soared off the bat and out of the stadium. They measured it and Barry
Bonds now holds the longest homerun record in MLB history. Barry Bonds hit another home run
to win the game in the bottom of the twelfth.
The next day, Barry walked down the street in San Francisco. A huge crowd, loud and
anxious, emerged from around the corner. A white man said, You Nigger! and Barry turned
around and punched him square in the nose.
He said, I dare you to call me that one more time.
Franticly, the man ran away.
Barry said, You better run.
The next day, he woke up and got dressed then left. But when he got outside his
koenigsegg:1 one had been broken into by the same guy he argued with yesterday.