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Schmerber v. California (1966) was a landmark US Supreme Court case that clarifi
ed whether a search warrant is required before taking blood samples from a suspe
ct, and whether those samples may be introduced into evidence in a criminal pros
ecution. In a 5 4 opinion, the court held that forced extraction of a blood sample
is not compelled testimony and does not violate the Fifth Amendment privilege a
gainst self-incrimination. The court also held that search warrants are ordinari
ly required by the Fourth Amendment for intrusions into the human body, except u
nder exigent circumstances. In 2013, the Supreme Court specified in Missouri v.
McNeely that a warrant may be required for a blood sample from someone suspected
of driving under the influence of alcohol, even though their blood alcohol leve
l is likely to drop before a warrant can be obtained. Because the court's ruling
in Schmerber prohibited the use of warrantless blood tests in most circumstance
s, some commentators argue that the decision was responsible for the proliferati
on of breathalyzers to test for alcohol and urine analyses to test for controlle
d substances in criminal investigations
451 Battle of Chalons: Flavius Aetius' battles Attila the Hun. After the battle,
which was inconclusive, Attila retreats, causing the Romans to interpret it as
a victory.
1248 The University of Oxford receives its Royal charter.
1620 The Battle of Hchst in the Thirty Years' War.
1631 The sack of Baltimore: The Irish village of Baltimore is attacked by Algeri
an pirates.
1652 Tarhoncu Ahmed Pasha is appointed Grand Vizier of the Ottoman Empire.
1685 Monmouth Rebellion: James Scott, 1st Duke of Monmouth declares himself King
of England at Bridgwater.
1756 A British garrison is imprisoned in the Black Hole of Calcutta.
1782 The U.S. Congress adopts the Great Seal of the United States.
1787 Oliver Ellsworth moves at the Federal Convention to call the government the
'United States'.
1789 Deputies of the French Third Estate take the Tennis Court Oath.
1819 The U.S. vessel SS Savannah arrives at Liverpool, United Kingdom. It is the
first steam-propelled vessel to cross the Atlantic, although most of the journe
y is made under sail.
1837 Queen Victoria succeeds to the British throne.
1840 Samuel Morse receives the patent for the telegraph.
1862 Barbu Catargiu, the Prime Minister of Romania, is assassinated.
1863 American Civil War: West Virginia is admitted as the 35th U.S. state.
1877 Alexander Graham Bell installs the world's first commercial telephone servi
ce in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
1887 Victoria Terminus, the busiest railway station in India, opens in Bombay.
1893 Lizzie Borden is acquitted of the murders of her father and stepmother.
1895 The Kiel Canal, crossing the base of the Jutland peninsula and the busiest
artificial waterway in the world, is officially opened.
1900 Boxer Rebellion: The Imperial Chinese Army begins a 55-day siege of the Leg
ation Quarter in Beijing, China.
1900 Baron Eduard Toll, leader of the Russian Polar Expedition of 1900, departs

Saint Petersburg in Russia on the explorer ship Zarya, never to return.

1921
Workers of Buckingham and Carnatic Mills in the city of Chennai, India, beg
in a four-month strike.
1940 World War II: Italy begins an unsuccessful invasion of France.
1941 The United States Army Air Corps is deprecated to being the American traini
ng and logistics section of what is known until 1947 as the United States Army A
ir Forces, just two days before Hitler's invasion of the Soviet Union.
1942 The Holocaust: Kazimierz Piechowski and three others, dressed as members of
the SS-Totenkopfverbnde, steal an SS staff car and escape from the Auschwitz con
centration camp.
1943 The Detroit race riot breaks out and continues for three more days.
1944 World War II: The Battle of the Philippine Sea concludes with a decisive U.
S. naval victory. The lopsided naval air battle is also known as the "Great Mari
anas Turkey Shoot".
1944 Continuation War: The Soviet Union demands an unconditional surrender from
Finland during the beginning of partially successful Vyborg Petrozavodsk Offensive
. The Finnish government refuses.
1945 The United States Secretary of State approves the transfer of Wernher von B
raun and his team of Nazi rocket scientists to America.
1948 Toast of the Town, later The Ed Sullivan Show, makes its television debut.
1956 A Venezuelan Super-Constellation crashes in the Atlantic Ocean off Asbury P
ark, New Jersey, killing 74 people.
1959 A rare June hurricane strikes Canada's Gulf of St. Lawrence killing 35.
1960 The Mali Federation gains independence from France (it later splits into Ma
li and Senegal).
1963 The so-called "red telephone" link is established between the Soviet Union
and the United States following the Cuban Missile Crisis.
1972 Watergate scandal: An 18-minute gap appears in the tape recording of the con
versations between U.S. President Richard Nixon and his advisers regarding the r
ecent arrests of his operatives while breaking into the Watergate complex.
1973 Ezeiza massacre in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Snipers fire upon left-wing Per
onists. At least 13 are killed and more than 300 are injured.
1975 The film Jaws is released in the United States, becoming the highest-grossi
ng film of that time and starting the trend of films known as "summer blockbuste
rs".
1979 ABC News correspondent Bill Stewart is shot dead by a Nicaraguan soldier un
der the regime of Anastasio Somoza Debayle. The murder is caught on tape and spa
rks an international outcry against the regime.
1982 The Argentine Corbeta Uruguay base on Southern Thule surrenders to Royal Ma
rine commandos in the final action of the Falklands War.
1990 Asteroid Eureka is discovered.
1990 The 7.4 Mw Manjil Rudbar earthquake affects northern Iran with a maximum Merc
alli intensity of X (Extreme), killing 35,000 50,000, and injuring 60,000 105,000.
1991 The German Bundestag votes to move the capital from Bonn back to Berlin.
2001 Andrea Yates, in an attempt to save her young children from Satan, drowns a
ll five of them in a bathtub in Houston, Texas.
2003 The Wikimedia Foundation is founded in St. Petersburg, Florida.