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On Monday night and Tuesday explanation as to the cause of Whoever and whatever this
morning, reports of a strange these sightings. ‘JANET’ phenomenon is, it
phenomenon across the cam- certainly has everyone on
pus began to circulate - the Barefacts has come up with campus stumped. If anyone There will be coaches
cause of which was a bizarre several theories as to what can offer the truth behind the leaving from the
series of letters appearing on they could be - from the obvi- mystery - please email: University to take you to
doors, windows and walls. ous work of extraterrestrials barefacts@surrey.ac.uk.
‘JANET’ has appeared all over though to resident weirdo’s Watch this space...... London for the march.
the place and no one seems to toying with our fragile little
be able to offer a satisfactory minds. AB
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11/11/99 3
Outrage! for Portillo,
Mugabe and Blair Your Letters Dear Barefacts,
I feel that I ought to respond to the letter in last weeks edition
regarding racism on campus. As you will have seen from my let-
Dear Barefacts,
ter last week, the article that was published were only rough
Outrage!, the gay rights minders in Holland Park on
notes taken during a conversation with Tony Watling from which
group, have hit the news Wednesday. Portillo has
I was going to write a full article. Therefore the reference to
twice this week. Firstly, after recently reaffirmed his sup-
racism was only me noting down what Tony had said. Racism is
Outrage! Members harassed port for the ban on gays in I am writing to point out that not all students at Surrey are inter-
not a problem which has been brought to the attention of the
Mr. Mugabe's limousine in the military and has previ- ested in the issues that Barefacts has concentrated on lately. As
Student Union officers or security but this does not mean that
October, the Zimbabwe ously voted against having a woman I found a lot of the Halloween's issue offensive. that the problem does not exist. However we will not tolerate
President has lodged a com- an equal age of sexual con- Although personal safety is an important issue, the graffic
racism just as we would not accept behaviour that may be dis-
plaint to the British High sent for hetero- and homo- details of rape and assult included in the issue were to me, very criminating to anyone’s sex or sexual orientation. We are a
Commissioner in Harare. sexuals. offensive.
University made up of students from all different nationalities, reli-
gion and colour and unfortunately some are too ignorant and will
Outrage! had selected Kensington constituents are Equally the sex survey, issues of drug rape, and the pros and make comments. There has also recently been many posters
Mugabe because of his getting used to having their cons of drugs in last week's issue are not issues I feel are help-
around campus about racism. These people are not profession-
human rights record, includ- candidates sexual activity ful to all Surrey students. als and are not qualified to help you, unlike the Students’ Union
ing oppression of gays and interrogated on their streets.
who have nation-wide resources. These people have also been
the torture of journalists. In 1997 Alan Clark (whose As a Christian with Christian and non-Christian friends, I do not
contacted but are unwilling to come forward and allow us to help.
However, Mugabe has react- death has led to the by-elec- see that the important issues in most people's life are sex, drugs The Students’ Union is always looking to recruit volunteers, so if
ed to the incident by accus- tion) was followed through and the occult. I would also like to point out with reference to
this is an issue that you are interested in then please contact us.
ing the Blair administration of the Kensington streets by Lucy's letter last week that the Bible is not focussed on Sex and It is unfortunate if any readers took the comment in the safety
'gang ganging' him when his the South African judge violence either. Its emphasis is on living your life in a moral way
feature to mean that I do not see racism as a problem because
is in London and has sug- James Harkess, after Clark for the benefit of others and not
I do see it as a big problem for those who it affects and if anyone
gested that Blair and his slept with his wife and two simply for personal gains. would like to talk to me in confidence about this or any other mat-
"government of little men... daughters. Portillo, even
ter then please come and see me or email me on E.Sale@sur-
are using gangsters on us, after the election results will Yours Aggrieved, rey.ac.uk.
that is the gangster regime be a focus for Outrage! until
of Blair". he brings into line his admis- L.L
Emma Sale
sions of homosexual activity
Outrage! have denied being and the way in which he
gangsters, but are overtly votes in the Commons.
gay. Peter Tatchell (an
Outrage! co-founder) said If he is elected as Member
that Mugabe was using the for Kensington and Chelsea
"spectre of homosexuality" he will also find scrutiny from Company: Heartland (Computing Section) Heartland Swindon is a lot more liberated than London. It's not a
to take attention away from the media who are already Job: Creating Websites & Customer Satisfaction Admin customer centre so the atmosphere and dress code are relaxed. I
his own government's eco- promoting him as pretender Cast: Mike: Manager was there to meet the Telesales Team for our section.
nomic crisis and rising to the next Prime Minister. Julie: Customer Satisfaction
unpopularity. There was no As Andrew Rawnsley com- Vicky fellow Industrial Trainee (IT) Mike Roberts wants reports on the efficiency of the Telesales Team.
comment from the Home mented at the weekend, this A guy called Peter Deckman showed me a program called
Office. is a goal that can only be ful- Continued from last weeks Barefacts… Approach. Approach, I learnt, can generate highly complex, cus-
filled "over several dead tomised reports from data in a spreadsheet. I was really quite
Secondly Peter Tatchell has bodies". In the meantime Week 10 impressed with its versatility. Peter was also a great bloke and a
been getting column inches however, it provides easy good teacher. He helped me play with Approach until I was com-
as OutRage! continues to targets for tackling homo- This week another work experience student arrived at Heartland. pletely at home. My exploration then let me teach him a couple of
'challenge homophobia' and phobia, brings sexual Fiona Manaton is to be my responsibility for two weeks. She is prov- things! I then laboured to produce a sample report to show Mike.
ambush Michael Portillo on hypocrisy back onto the ing to be very keen and inquisitive. As I gave the introductory spiel
his by-election campaign in political agenda and gives to Heartland's and our computing systems she asked excellent I was cheered by a sign that London was missing me. The IT's were
Kensington. "Our opposition OutRage! some much-need- questions. I impressed myself with the amount I knew about both wondering where I was. Vicky phoned me to find out. Later I
to Portillo is based on his ed credibility after recent crit- Heartland and computing in general compared to 3 months ago. received an email from a phantom IT back in London. Dave Betts
support for anti- gay legisla- icism from another gay rights has been working at Heartland for two weeks. We had no idea he
tion" explained Tatchell after group Stonewall. HBG Mike Roberts is keen to give Fiona "real work" rather than the usual existed!
being restrained by Portillo's mundane work experience chores. My job doesn't lend itself to del-
egating tasks so Mike has given her things to do. She's very mature, I had also come to Swindon to see Website Manager, Dennis
Taking The Biscuit hard working and already has good IT skills. I have been keeping
an eye on her but mostly getting on with duties relating to customer
Jones. I hadn't had time however, so I volunteered to come down
again the next day.
The best drink to dunk your Gingernuts, Caramels satisfaction.
biscuits in is cold chocolate Chocolate Digestives, Rich On Thursday then, I returned to Swindon. I reported in to guardian
milk according to research. Tea and Jaffa Cakes with I was fed up with inconsistencies between two sources of informa- Vicky and then took up station next to Dennis Jones. He taught me
The outrageous assault on tea, coffee, hot/cold milk, tion I use. They cause me problems every time I try to collate my a lot of new things. I should now be more independent regarding
the great British tradition of orange juice, orange squash, data. Eventually I came up with a list of discrepancies, 4 pages long! the website.
dunking a digestive in a lemonade, coke, ice tea hot Julie was appalled and resolved to sort out the most important
cuppa was made this week chocolate and chocolate ones. I left Swindon feeling like I'd had a mini holiday. The break from
by Dr Len Fisher. Dr Fisher milk. London, in the laid back environment had been both useful and
and Bristol University have On Wednesday I woke up and got on a train going away from refreshing. It had been a great week: I had learnt a new program,
been investigating the taste The researchers found that London. I was off for a day trip to Heartland's Swindon Office. gained new abilities and met several new people.
of biscuits after being dipped digestives and cold choco-
in a variety of beverages. late milk were 11 times tasti-
Biscuit manufacturing giant er than the biscuits alone. "It
McVite's funded the experi- went off the scale," said
ments. Last year the compa- Fisher about the flavour
ny sponsored Fisher to level. The other cold drinks
answer the perplexing ques- were found to wash away the
tion of what is the optimum flavour however. Lemonade
time for of a dunk. and Gingernuts were not rec-
ommended. An important
Dr Fisher and his team used exception was Jaffa Cakes
a mass spectrometer to and orange juice. This star
analyse the air in their nasal pairing earned 3 place on in
passages as they sipped the taste test. JB
drinks and ate biscuits. A
computer then created an Perhaps McVite's will now
artificial flavour rating based concentrate on producing a
on the number of odorous biscuit that softens but does
particles present. The air car- not disintegrate in mid dunk?
ries smells to the nose where - News Ed JB
the more subtle tastes are
experienced. 200 trials were
performed with combinations
of: Digestives, Hobnobs,
4 11/11/99
Curry School
late, but in an instance when that getting any votes at the ed?? Our weekly meetings
you cannot contact us, we next meeting. ) are held in TB12a on
urge you to either leave a Thursdays at 6pm.
As a truly multicultural uni- ma in Asian food prepara- Carty, a spokeswoman message on the answer I expect many of you (esp. Alternatively you could drop
versity, we should appre- tion and cooking. The from Thames Valley phone, drop a note in our the freshers) are aware that by the office (between
ciate the importance of South Asian culinary University, said that 'The pigeon hole (in the Union) or Nightline is rather short on Wandle and Wey of Surrey
National Curry Day last industry has apparently Asian food market needed try again another night. condoms at the Court) during opening hours.
Tuesday. Thames Valley undergone massive this facility. The younger moment...well actually we
University, however, have expansion in the UK, and generation of Asian peo- The social was great fun and have run out! Unfortunately,
gone one step better, the academy has been set ple often choose not to
introducing the UK's first up in response to a skills join the family business
curry academy. The main shortage. and work in the industry,
aim of the Academy of so skills are not passed
Asian Culinary Arts is to It could even be said that on. It's a way of maintain-
keep the skills of Asian curry is now the UK's ing the traditions, such as
cooking alive. There will national dish, and funding knowledge of blending
be demonstrations from for the academy came spices and mixing ingredi-
celebrity chefs, in-house from none other than the ents.'
training fro restaurants Government Skills JH
and a certificate and diplo- Challenge Fund. Fara
Brad is Back!
8 News 11th November 1999
Return to the fold with a brand new earning multi millionaires in the celebrating the much loved sci fi week.
News album since 1993’s ‘The Spaghetti music industry. In a recent report, series, Dr Who. Orbital will be
Kevin Marston
Incident’ will be released in early the DJ/producer is said to have providng the some of the music for
2000 and is expected to be called made approximately £10 million the night.
Robbie Williams recently shocked ‘Chinese Democracy’. Their first mainly due to the international suc -
3,000 fans in the U.S.A by walking track will be released on the ‘End cess of his ‘You’ve Come A Long Winner of the
onto the stage completly naked Of Days’ soundtrack at the end of Way, Baby’. Freq Nasty
with only his bear hands for mod- November.
esty The Offspring will allegedly be Competition
On Saturday 13th November
playing the Garage in London in Stefanio Predieri
preparation for their appearance at
Fatboy Slim is one of the fastest BBC2 will be having a theme night
the European MTV awards this
OFU
Russell is a sophisticated man This film stars Orson Welles as
and game with not disappoint. Capital Technology in the High St. from the east coast of the U.S. William Randolph Hearst who is a
8/10 who gets a new Jeep and drives newspaper tycoon who is accused
Capital
across the south-west. All is well of wrecking the American dream.
until the stupid Jeep breaks down. This film is an excellent explo-
What happens next is probably ration of a citizen.
GIGS THIS WEEK: one of the stupidest things ever.
Russell lets his wife played by
This film deserves its legend sta-
tus because it amazes and
12th-17th November 1999 Kathleen Quinlan get in a truck
with a stranger played by JT
delights fromthe opening shot of
the forbidding gate of Xanadu to
Thursday 11th: Quickspace@ The Garage, London Oscar Film Unit Walsh, whilst he stays with the the last glimpse of the vanishing
BREAKDOWN 14/11 LTG 8PM car. The twist comes when he Rosebud. It may not appear ini-
Friday 12th: Coldcut @Empire Theatre, London CITIZEN KANE 17/11 LTG 8PM manages to repair the jeep, catch tially as good as some of Orson’s
This week we are showing one of up with the truck only to find she later film concerning power.
Voodoo Glow Skulls @ LA2 London
the greatest films ever made. isn’t their and the driver knows However the beauty of this film is
Wheat @ University of London Union
This is Citizen Kane. OFU’s film nothing about her or the situation. that it manages to get better and
Jools Holland @ Brighton Centre
this week isn’t quite this good but better each time you watch it. A
Sugar Plum Fairies @ The Barfly,
is still a spectacularly realistic film. This film is realistic, it places an truly great film showing at a truly
Camden London
This is Breakdown. To watch everyday man in a situation that great University Cinema. You will
either of these films you can either could happen to anyone. Kurt not regret watching 119 minutes of
Saturday 13th: Blondie @ London Arena
use your season ticket or if you do Russell plays his role very well, it one of the greatest films ever.
David Devant @ LA2, London
not have one then all you have to could well be the best perfor- Lets get rid of Blockbuster Bullshit
Morrissey @ The Forum, London
do is put your name on the list in mance of his career. JT Walsh once and for all. Now on to some-
Sunday 14th: SNL@The Union the union post room and then also is very good in one of his last thing more serious. We need
come along to the film and pay celluloid trips. The only thing that more volunteers to help at films.
Monday 15th: Morrissey @ The Forum, London your money. Which is 2.50 for detracts from an otherwise good Talk to us at the films if you want
OFU films (Sunday) and 2.00 for film is the ending which is rather to find out more. Please come or
Basement Jaxx @ The Event, Brighton
Arts films (Wednesday). OTT. Andy Gale will start crying
Tuesday 16th: Raissa @ Camden Dingwalls, London Ben Price
Breakdown stars Kurt Russell who The Arts film this week is Citizen
Flaming Lips @ Wedgewood Rooms,
has appeared in some classic Kane, this was directed by and *made up by me, 1999
Portsmouth
movies such as Escape from New stars the legend that is Orson
York, Backdraft and Overboard Welles. This black and white film
Wednesday 17th: Nothing much woorth seeing
with his partner Goldie Hawn. made fifty-eight years ago is
The other main star is JT Walsh regarded as one of the best, if not
who sadly passed away recently, the best film of all time. Christy
this was a sad loss to movie mak- Love from the Reader’s Wives
ing. section of Escort states that it is
one of the most moving films she
Breakdown is a basic retread of has ever viewed.*
11th November 1999 Interview & Lycris Test 9
they were all accountants. R: And we like gigging.
Heavens Above.. B: Cast were the worst band we’ve ever
supported. We’ve played so many awful
B: They were trying to get
number one hits out of us
Photo: Andrew Thomas
support slots in our 5 years it’s hard to and we’re not interested in
it’s Angelica! choose just one. that.
After Barefacts had watched Brassy play C: Some gigs were just so obscure. H: We’d show them songs
Dingwalls during Camdemonium. We We’ve played in farms to redneck townies and they’d say they wouldn’t
decided to talk to an impressed Angelica expecting strippers! They cut off a pigs make the top twenty. We
in a back corridor blocking a fire exit. head and stuck it down the toilet! realised then we were with
B: We played in Olston, highest place in the wrong manager.
SO HOW DID YOU THINK YOUR GIG England or something. That was interest-
EARLIER WENT? ing. Really, London’s quite normal, up HOW IS IT BEING PER-
C: Surprisingly well. north places are so obscure. CEIVED AS A “GIRL BAND”?
B: Absolutely crazy. B: I wouldn’t say we’ve got thing.
STEVE LAMACQ IS A BIT OF A FAN where we are because we’re a girl band.
HOW DOES IT COMPARE TO OTHER ISN’T HE? Record companies aren’t interested in DO YOU FEEL YOU HAVE A RESPON-
GIGS YOU’VE DONE? C: He’s been playing the new single, he’s music anymore, just image. That saddens SIBILITY THEN?
B: The last place we played was really still playing our old jingle! me greatly. H: No.
obscure. We were in Coventry with two R: It’s not what we’re about. We like our B: But there is a responsibility when
local bands who though it would be funny SO WHY THE WAIT? record deal because they genuinely care young kids are involved. We’ve all been
to have semi naked women dancing with R: We took a year off. about music. through childhood and being teenagers
them. B: Bad management. B: The industry is about listening to music and you can be very influenced at that
R: Just not funny. H: We had to practise every day for a with your eyes. time. I remember being influenced by
B: They were doing all these sexual posi- year. Our manager told us to do it so we’d R: Looking instead of listening. what I listened to and what people said in
tions. sound great. We did it for a year and C: There are some fantastic bands out interviews. You shouldn’t say it’s really
H: They had a song called Doggy Style, it thought “fucking hell this is shit”. there though. cool to shag lots of people and take loads
was disgusting. R: They wouldn’t let us gig at all. of drugs.
C: Snoop Doggy Dog had an album H: After a year we said no, sacked them, SUCH AS.... R: Kids might do it.
called that. got pissed, and started playing! C&B: Brassy! C: If I go and see a band I want to read
B: And we met Dennis (the new manag- H: Why base a band on their gender? about them and see what their views are.
WHO IS THE WORST BAND YOU’VE er). Brassy are two girls and two blokes so H: What’s good about us is that we don’t
SUPPORTED? C: Before him we’d done one sodding gig are they are girl band or a boy band? just appeal to young kids, we’re harder
C: Spank Frenzy! They were so dodgy, the whole year. Does it matter? It should be about if now.
they’re a good band or
11) Every morning at the mine you could see not. Some girl bands are 10 YEAR OLDS HAVE TO RELY ON
Lyrics Test him arrive, he stood 6’6 and weighed 245
12) How do you think someone who has taken
good, some are shitty! THEIR PARENTS TO BUY RECORDS
Same for the boys. FOR THEM SO POP BANDS HAVE TO
you from crayons to perfume
BE “SAFE”.
It’s Sixties week, so here are some of the biggest 13) You are my candy girl and you got me wanti- TEEN BANDS ARE B: Although we don’t swear on stage I
singles of 1960s. Not that I know anything about ng you VERY MUCH IN FASH- don’t think we’d be considered “safe”.
the Sixties, but at least I didn’t have to listen to 14) Left my home in Georgia, headed for the ION AS PRODUCTS C: I swore on stage once.
local radio this week. ‘Frisco bay FOR THE CHARTS, H: We don’t have a responsibility to any-
15) What did you do there? We got high WHICH ARE NOW one at all, we’re in a band and that’s it.
1) Take a sad song and make it better
CONTROLLED BY THE (band break down into debate on if they
2) I thought love was more or less a giving thing Last week’s answers SPENDING OF 8 YEAR are responsible for anyone, 4 simultane-
3) If I could stick a knife in my heart, suicide on OLDS, WHAT DO YOU ous voices do not translate well to tape...)
stage 1) Christina Aguilera - Genie in a bottle THINK OF THIS? H: We like playing music, we’re not more.
4) And the sweet secret of the summer place is 2) 5ive - Moving up B: It’s a bad thing. B: I can’t stand the way Nirvana glamor-
that it’s everywhere 3) Geri Halliwell - Lift me higher C: I really hate Lolly and ised depression though. I was really influ-
5) I know a man ain’t supposed to cry, but I can’t 4) Housewife - My Salami that “Mickey” song. enced by that and that’s a bad thing.
keep these tears inside 5) Emma Bunton & Tin Tin Out - I am what I am H: I don’t even know Music should be important to you, but I
6) You know someone said that the world’s a 6) Green Day - Good Riddance what’s in the charts. don’t think you should romanticise bad
stage and each must play his part 7) George Michael - Too funky B: I listen to Radio 4. lifestyles.
7) It’s a dirty story of a dirty man and his clinging 8) Lightening Seeds - Pure H: It’s true the whole
wife doesn’t understand 9) Honeyz - Never let you down chart is aimed at eight At which point we’re moved on for “being
8) You’re gonna be sorry you were ever born, 10) Hurricane #1 - Step into my world year olds ‘cos they’ll buy a fire hazard”, contact Angelica though
‘cos he’s awful big and he’s kind of strong 11) TLC - Unpretty whatever because Dennis at 88 Marlborough Road,
9) Everything you think, do and say is in the pill 12) Destiny’s Child - Bug a boo they’re so young. Romford, Essex, RM7 8AJ.
you took today 13) Shania Twain - Man, I feel like a woman B: But they’re not aware
10) Silly girl, shame on you your mama said, 14) Radiohead - Fake plastic trees of the politics really. By Andy Thomas
you’re crying in bed 15) Manics - If you tolerate this. C: But that’s the whole
tain and see to your every need have remained the project’s co- an eclectic, often brilliant collection
FOO FIGHTERS - There Is Nothing Left To Lose (RCA) with the usual slick lyrics, saucy ordinators throughout, but the con- of work, proving beyond doubt that
New band mates for Dave Grohl, which adds a new element to the lines and classic love tunes. cept is of a loose ‘collective’, so Major Force West do indeed
equation as ‘There Is Nothing Left Touching on love, relationships there have been many collabora- deserve to be termed ‘legendary’.
To Lose’ is an enjoyable taste of and reflections, ’Staying Power’ is tions, perhaps most notably with 7/10. A.M.
the world of Foo. ‘Breakout’ is very an album crammed to bursting DJ Milo from Bristol. This, then, is
reminiscent of the Foo’s first album with White traits simply because a compilation of material, much of V/A - Soulfood ( C o o k i n
while ‘Learn To Fly’ brings you up every word, note and pulse is pre- which was previously very hard to records)
to speed to the slightly new direc- cisely crafted for maximum plea- obtain, from 1993 to 1997. At The album contains crazy tunes
tion. ‘Generator’ and ‘Headwires’ sure and satisfaction… The king is once, the fusion of Indian ethnic by Blame, Bjorn, Odyssey and Blu
are exquistly crafted for the new back. Let him sit on his throne! instruments with hip-hop emerges, Mar Ten which create an album full
generation of grunge, which cap- 8/10 O.C but it soon becomes their own of chilled and spiced grooves
tures Dave Grohl’s voice in a breed of dark, moody hip-hop. which would heat up the coolest of
phase of transition to a more lo fi MAJOR FORCE WEST – 93-97 Warped and freaky jazz combines dance floors. This eclectic, fuson-
sound. An addition to anyone’s (Mo’Wax) with fearsome samples and elec- istic compilation is funky, jazzy,
CD collection. 8/10 K.M. Major Force West have appeared tronic kookiness on ‘Cup of Tea’ groovy and has enough hip hop
under many different guises since and ‘Heavy Loaded Head’, while a blood pumping through its bulging
BARRY WHITE – Staying Power The king of love is back. The pas- their creation in 1988. The two more dark, minimal style becomes veins to keep your soul hot. 7/10
(Arista) sionate numbers will dazzle, enter- founding members – Toshio evident on tracks like ‘America C.H.
Nakanishi and Masayuki Kudo – 2000’ and ‘Soup or Salad’. This is
cup of coffee. At about twenty to ten Suede finally and trying to get the crowd to sing
Hedonism? After 20 minutes, she appeared…The
interview went fine and chatting to her
deigned to appear. The last time I saw
them was at the Civic Hall 2 years
with him a few times… The gig fin-
ished with ‘Saturday Night’, one of the
SUEDE was no problem. ago, and this time they were just as best songs from ‘Coming Up’… a per-
Rivermead Leisure Complex, At 7:00 p.m. the doors opened and good. Their set included mostly songs fect ending for a very enjoyable night.
Reading everybody barraged in. Though by no taken from the Coming up album, Oliver Chamero
means crowded, I would say the venue which I reckon is
30th October 1999
was a good ¾ full… a lot better than
First on stage was Raissa. The quality Head Music.
Readings Rivermead Leisure Complex
of her music was impeccable – the Highlights of the
is an extremely difficult place to
band complemented her singing bril- night were the
find…This was the first review/inter-
liantly. Sadly she didn’t not know how classic ‘Animal
view I was going to do for Barefacts,
to move on stage – it looked as if Nitrate’ and ‘The
and I was going to be late. After half
someone was telling her when to jump Beautiful Ones’.
an hour of walking around aimlessly
around - and she barely interacted Brett Anderson
and asking anybody who looked like
with crowd. Her set lasted about 40 was his usual
they might be going to a gig, we final-
minutes, and after her Yiyiki and me self, interacting
ly found it.
went to the bar. We missed the next constantly with
Once in, I was told that Raissa,
band’s act entirely as it took us more the crowd,
Suede’s supporting act, was not yet
than half an hour to get some swirling the
ready for the interview, so my sister,
drinks…sorry about that folks!! From microphone
her friend Yiyiki (she is Greek, you
what I heard from the bar I can assure around as if it
see), and I sat down and enjoyed a
you they weren’t up to much though! were a lasso
bare fiction
ence of my trip to base camp. before your
trip…
Barearts: Do you think writing R. Yes, I did
about the rally will gain you a dif- boxing training,
ferent kind of readership? circuit training,
R. Impossible to tell. I don’t know running. I was
what my readership is. I always really fit before
Border Crossing I enjoyed reading about the
imagine that I’m writing for the trip.
development of Rosie and
by Rosie Thomas Phil’s roles in the rally and in
younger people and am always Barearts: Is it
surprised at the number of grey something you
their very forced friendship.
heads at these book signings. kept up?
Rosie Thomas is an author of They were in the Amazon for Although I think that may say R. Yes, I got a
women’s fiction and has two hours on end with only each
more about book signings than real taste for it
children. Finding it hard to gain other for company. my writing. I did think there might before I left.
inspiration for her novels from
be some young men interested in
her life’s experiences she made Rosie and Phil came 20th in the
the rally driving aspect. Barearts: And
a short trip to Everest base rally. An incredible achievement what about your
camp. It was here that she met especially considering their lack
Barearts:Did you keep a journal? interest in vin-
Phil Bowen, who later would of experience and that at one R. I kept a whole media battery. I tage cars?
form the other half of their rally- point Rosie had doubts as to had a commission for a book so I R. I couldn’t care
ing team. whether she’d make it to Paris.
kept a long diary entry. I took less if I never
I know that it is something that video footage for the BBC as did saw one again.
On 6th September 1997, Rosie she feels immensely proud of. I
Phil, and did recordings for a There were
and Phil embarked on the chal- had the opportunity to speak to radio series. some beautiful cars but I really book?
lenge of a lifetime, the Peking Rosie and ask her some ques- know nothing about them. R. No. Some critics have said
to Paris rally. They, and their tions. You can read the inter-
Barearts: Is it good to have that that Border Crossing is just about
vintage Volvo Amazon, joined view in this week’s Barearts sort of record? Barearts: What sorts of books Rosie and Phil and that they
nearly two hundred classic or section.
R. Well actually when I first came do like to read? don’t learn anything. I wrote
vintage cars and their crews for
back I couldn’t bear to look at it. R. I don’t read work by my direct about what I experienced.
a 45-day journey. It marked the Liz Sweetland Some of the trip was so painful. competitors.
90th anniversary of the first
Now its quite amazing to look Barearts:. Would you write
ever international rally, retracing
through and sometimes I can’t Barearts: Who do you see as another travel book?
the course.
believe it’s me. your competitors? R. Yes but it would have to be
Barearts: How did you cope with R. Writers like Maeve Binchy, the right trip. I’d love to climb
Border crossing is Rosie’s
being thrust together with a although I’m in a strange group. Everest but that costs a lot of
account of the trip. It tells of a
stranger for all that time? My novels are neither commer- money. I’d also like to climb one
gruelling schedule in tremen-
R. We argued but fundamentally cial nor literary. I like to read of the mountains in Antarctica.
dous heat and treacherous con-
we got on incredibly well and are modern literary fiction like Ann The heat really got to me on the
ditions, but also of relationships
best friends. I overheard Phil Tyler or Updike. In my view rally. I’m much better art cold.
forged and the emotions experi-
saying that I was the one person Updike is the greatest living I’ve just returned from a six-week
enced. The tone is honest and
he would turn to or phone in the writer. trip to climb the sixth highest
expressive as Rosie recounts
middle of the night if he had a peak in the world.
the highs and lows of an incred-
real problem. That’s the kind of Barearts: Did you research into
ibly dangerous challenge
relationship that we forced. the countries before writing the Liz Sweetland & Cathy Forbes
enveloping technical difficulties,
serious health problems, ques-
Barearts: Are there any
tioning of morals and the buzz
countries that you passed
of ‘rally fever’.
through that you would like
to go back to and see in
more detail?
R. Pakistan. It’s politically
Rosie Thomas Interview extremely interesting. I’ve
just come back from Tibet
Barearts:. Was it easy to make to write it. but have no desire to
the transition from fiction to non- return to China. Lots of
fiction? Barearts:.Did you see anything people love India but I
R. It was much easier to write on the trip that you will include in hated it. We couldn’t do
non-fiction. With fiction you start a novel? anything without people
with a blank page every day. The R. I didn’t find any stories but you swarming around us. It
ideas are floating in the air and it would see cameos at the side of made taking a pee very
takes an enormous amount of the road. For example, a mother difficult! The lack of privacy
energy to group them together is bending to a child and an was a real problem for me.
and produce a story. With non- elderly man looking away. I would
fiction the story is there and it’s invent a story around it. I’ve also Barearts: You got really
just a matter of finding a way just finished a novel set on
11th November 1999 Films 13
pace fast and the dia- if you want lots of action and a Marian Keyes has the wonderful
bare fiction
logue realistic. It may gripping storyline, but it is very ability to shape her characters so
not be un-putdownable, true to life and makes you think. that everybody will recognise
but it is funny. Just try Keren Eales themselves somewhere in her
not to cringe in some books. This heart-warming tale
places.. read it to find Last Chance Saloon will make you laugh and cry,
out where! Cathy Marian Keyes through its sheer truthfulness and
Survivor, a crazy world.
Forbes perceptiveness. A wicked sense
Chuck Palahniuk Though descriptive in style, a lot
Another hilarious offering from the of humour which will probably be
is left to the imagination and no
The Tribes of Palos Verdes Irish queen of comedy fiction. Last more
In a book which begins with chap- two people will read this book and
Joy Nicholson Chance Saloon is every bit as
ter 47 and ends on page one you see it in the same way. It is worth
funny as her previous novels
can’t help feeling the countdown reading if only to see the World
Medina Mason is a fourteen year Watermelon, Lucy Sullivan is
is on. As the page numbers get from a completely different per-
old girl growing up in the posh Getting Married and Rachel’s
lower, the suspense builds and spective. Cathy Forbes
American town of Palos Verdes. Holiday (if you haven’t read them
the life of Tender Branson, the
Her twin brother Jim is good look - yet, then you should!). Fintan,
narrator, spins further out of con- Onwards and Upwards,
ing and popular, and everything to Tara and Katherine all came from
trol. Arabella Weir
Medina, but she is always teased the same small town in Ireland to
Tender is telling his life story to
by the town’s “Towel Girls” for live in London. Now in their early
the black box of a Bowing 747 Though probably better known for
being ugly and unpopular. What thirties, they are still firm friends
that he has hijacked. Born into the her roles in the fast show and TV
with that and the stress of her and continue to support each other
Creedish Death Cult and a presenting this Arabella Weir’s
parents’ continual arguments, through good times and bad. Tara
younger son by just three min- second novel. Meet Vicky Tess
Medina finds life pretty hard. She has been on a continuous diet
utes, he was hired out as a and Bert (short for Albertine). You
takes up surfing to take her mind since forever and would rather be
domestic servant in the Outside are invited to share in the ups and
off the horrible situation at home, with a no-hoper than on her own.
World. From his work Tender’s downs in their lives, from the first
and begins to take it more and Katherine has very strong opinions
knowledge of stain-removal and day of big school onwards.
more seriously as her life gets about men, having been hurt badly
etiquette seems endless, but he is Beginning with their doped up
worse. The ending is very sad, in the past, and refuses to believe
obviously not a well-adjusted per- schooldays in the seventies and
and there is an interesting twist to that handsome Joe Roth could be
son. ending in the much more civilised
the tale, but the storyline is not any different. Fintan has been appreciated by the girls
Ten years after the Creedish com- nineties, this is a book about get-
exactly gripping. On the whole, lucky enough to find true love in than the lads. Jenni Hazzelby
munity commits suicide the ting old without really growing up.
the book is easy to read because the shape of Sandro, but even his
remaining few cult members kill Although by the end careers, chil-
of the way it is written, and life isn’t roses. Things can only get
themselves too. As the last sur- dren and even the great unthink-
Medina is a likeable and realistic worse however when dangerously
vivor, Tender is catapulted to fame able, marriage, have occurred.
character who the reader can sexy and amoral actor Lorcan
as a marketable media messiah in The characters are strong, the
relate to. This isn’t a book to read Larkin comes into their lives.
Fight Club
Fight Club is the latest Brad Pitt movie. It is wounds open and their bodies scarred.
based on Chuck Palahniuk’s debut novel of Jack has second thoughts and begins to
the same name. (He also wrote ‘Survivor’, reject the revolution but finds it hard to
reviewed this week in Barefiction) The main become detached from what he has
theme is that man’s natural strength and already become involved with.
aggression, so vital in setting up the mod-
ern world, are no longer needed. This nat- Fight Club stars Brad Pitt, Edward Norton,
ural aggression is suppressed by a ‘testos - Brad Pitt, Helena Bonham Carter, Brad Pitt,
terone-intolerant society’. This film is about Meat Loaf Aday and Jared Leto (in case
men realising this need for aggression. you’re done looking at Brad Pitt!) It sounds
like a gory one with plenty of violence and
Jack (Edward Norton), bound by corporate it stars Brad Pitt.
boredom, is impressed by the charismatic
Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), a waiter and self- Liz Sweetland
proclaimed ‘Guerrilla
terrorist of the ser-
vice industry’. Durden
(Pitt) starts up the
‘Fight Club which is a
late-night secret sport
where men take part
in brutal bare-knuck-
led boxing. These
cult-like groups grow
in popularity and
spread rapidly. Those
involved can be easi-
ly spotted their
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LUNAR LISA & MYSTIC MOONDA Dear Russ
Dr Russ
SCORPIO TAURUS
October 24 - November 22 April 21 - May 21 I am thinking about doing a PhD. How should I go about it
Elbow Bollocks. and how do I know I would be suited to it anyway?
Unlucky Object: A bim bow... Unlucky Object: A missing lunchbox (“But they’d get
hungry wouldn’t they?”- “No, Lunar...” Moonda). Dear Keri
SAGITTARIUS
November 23 - December 21 GEMINI It is probably better if I answer the second part of your
Eyebrow May 22 - June 21 question first. I have lost count of the number of PhD stu-
Unlucky Object: Elvis Presley. Arse. dents I have seen over the years who have wanted to give
Unlucky Object: Wind. up. In many cases, they simply hadn’t realised just how dif-
CAPRICORN ferent a PhD would be from a first degree. Apart from one
December 22 - January 21 CANCER or two special doctorates, most PhDs involve no lectures,
Big Toe. June 21 - July 23 no revision and just one single 2-3 hour exam at the end.
Unlucky Object: Small foot. Inner thigh. You may find yourself working alone for long periods. You
Unlucky Object: Mr Sticky on his afternoon walk. may meet what appear to be insurmountable problems or
AQUARIUS you may simply fail to obtain the results or information
January 21 - February 19 LEO which you need. You are therefore more likely to succeed
Mouth July 24 - August 23 if you are determined, patient, have good time manage-
Unlucky Object: Carpet Lips ment skills and the ability to solve problems. It also goes
Unlucky Object: Lipstick (“But no-one would see it.” without saying that you should have an enquiring mind and
Moonda) a love for the subject you are studying. Do you think you fit
PISCES this bill? If you have serious doubts about these require-
February 20 - March 20 VIRGO ments a PhD might not be right for you.
For head. August 24 - September 23
Unlucky Object: Skin. Penis Moving on to the other part of your question, a good place
Unlucky Object: A lollipop (Know your enemy). to start looking is in either Postgrad or in Prospects
ARIES Postgraduate Directory, both of which can be seen in the
March 21 - April 20 LIBRA Careers Library. They will give you some idea of the kind
Breasts September 24 - October 23 of research going on in different parts of the country. If you
Unlucky Object: Big Nipples. Ear. would like more detailed information you could try Current
Unlucky Object: The couple next door. Research in Britain, a copy of which can be seen in the
Main Library. This contains brief descriptions of the work
which various academic staff in British universities are car-
You can tell Uncle Clarke – (No really, you can) rying out. The next step would be to send your CV with a
covering letter explaining what you would like to do and
Dear Uncle Clarke, but now I come to mention it there has been a strange why. You can make as many applications as you like.
I keep hearing this funny noise - kind of a neighing sound, smell coming from the toilets, and I wondered who was in
I think. Yesterday I found this big brown nose in my there all the time (hmmm). Finally, if you would like to stay at Surrey, all you need to
wardrobe. I’m too afraid to tell anyone (even Mr Sticky the do is mention your interest to the member of staff with
stick insect). I can’t sleep at night and I’m fed up of hiding I’m quite worried about this brown thing in your cupboard - whom you would like to work and they will tell you what
in the toilet. Please help! What is it and where should I tell are you sure it isn’t Mystic Moonda playing with her charts? might be available.
it to go? If not, then I suggest you try to communicate. Sit down
with the nose, have a cup of tea and a good chat. I sense Russ Clark
Yours desperately, you are having a problem communicating, find something Careers Service
Lunar Lisa. you have in common! As for Mr Sticky, well, we all won-
dered why you were having such a good fetish night and
Dear Lunar, now we know.
I am terribly sorry to hear about this problem you’ve been
having, but never mind as you’ve come to the right place. Yours helpingly,
I believe your problem lies in the stars, nope not Uranus, Clarke.
barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
Looks like Twyford H level 2 have forgotten how to party. It seems downstairs has
the edge noisewise!! The Chairman
Vicky - I still want YOUR blue T-Shirt (and what’s in it) and no-one else’s, but was
the Spaghetti Bolognese enough?? Kisses, Matt xxx
Watch out for Chancellor’s new menu, featuring “Deep fried ‘Sorry we need a griddle
to cook those, Sir’ with chips” with a side order of “Bugger All” and “Steamed ‘sorry
we haven’t defrosted it yet’ with cream” for dessert all for an outstanding price of
£1!!!
Lukey babey, please remove your disgusting poster of naked women from the fridge
in the kitchen.
cheer up puss puss, fate will take its course and show you the way and i
will always love you, if you cant sort it out well just have to have each
otherxxxxxxxx
Charlie i know life can be shit but it wont always be bad, get back into
snogging those army men, youll be as right as rain ( and stop giving wrong
If you would like
numbers to the wrong people!!!)xxxxx
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ture for caught on
I'm marrying my spider so hands off!!!
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time during the
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MENINGITIS C VACCINE
Saturday was spent climbing (and shivering) at the Cow and Calf rocksnear
Ilkley, cold is good for grit-better friction, but not so good for the hands. Most of
us managed a couple of routes, mostly in an effort to get into the sunand warm
up a bit. The last trip of the day for some of us was to Harrogate General hos-
pital, Tom took a leader fall which left him with what could have been a broken
ankle, for tunately it was only a bad sprain, but it left him hobbling about on
crutches for the remainder of the weekend.
The evening as ever, was spent in the pub trying to teach first years the tradi-
tional drinking games with varied success. Unfortunately this year the landlord
didn’t grant us the expected lock-in so we had to go and finish drinking in the
minibus which was considerably warmer than the tents. The next morning we
all stumbled back into the pub for a much need fry-up and eventually headed
for Bridestone boulders at about 12:30. After eventually finding the place
(through luck - the directions in the guidebook being generally shite) the gener-
al consensus was the it was too cold and wet to go climbing and lunch in the
pub was the bette option. By the time we left the pub it was starting to get dark
so again the general consensus was to head back to Guildford. So, as far as
climbing was concerned it wasn’t the most successful weekend, but we had a
laugh none the less (mostly at Tom once we knew it was nothing serious!) and
that’s just as important!
ATHLETICS CLUB
On wednesday the Athletics club was in action in the London College
League cross country, at Richmond Park (London somewhere). The
weather held out to make this an enjoyable race, and not too muddy!
The distances were 5 miles for the
blokes, and 2.5 miles for the
women.
Mike Merchant
Secretary of University of Surrey Athletics Club