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Wednesday 10th May 2011 Issue Number: 31

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Study: Spring babies are more likely to develop anorexia nervosa T OM GOULDING
News Editor

T
he University of Surrey
Student’s Union exceeded
its minimum target for
votes in a week of closely fought
sabbatical elections last month.
SCI & TECH friend or The elections took place
between the 4th and 8th of April,
foe during revision? which attracted 3,099 student
Thank goodness for summer voters and managed to surpass
exams! Leaving the winter the expected turnout by 99
blues behind, has resulted in us votes. However, this was down
becoming more productive. on last year’s record-breaking
turnout by 297 votes, while
Page 19 only 15 candidates ran in the
elections, falling short of the
LIT Finally a novel you projected target of 30. When
asked how more students could
can read worldwide be persuaded to stand in future,
After A 100 years of solitude, Membership Services Director
the Chinese government �inally
Alan Roy told The Stag, “Ideally
allow the publication of Gabriel
we would start encouraging
Marquez’s best selling novel
students to consider standing
Page 27 earlier on… one possible answer
is an embargo on campaigning
before elections start, however
SOCIETIES Be a match: that would be dif�icult to police.”
save a life The new sabbatical team
Find out about the new Surrey includes Osama Salih as Union
Society, MARROW, which is President, Sam Ratzer as VP
dedicated to �inding bone Education, Dave Halls as VP
marrow donors from a mere spit Welfare, Jake Willis as VP Societies
Page 22 and Trung as VP Sports.
There was a mixed reaction
SPORTS B’ball Heat from Surrey students when the
tickets to be won Although anorexia is an uncommon condition; it is the leading cause of mental health-related
Student’s Union announced the
new team on its Facebook page.
Just by answering some trivia deaths. A study by the British Journal of Psychiatry has concluded that temperature sunlight and
sports questions. While the majority of students
an expectant mother’s diet may all contribute to an increased risk of developing anorexia.
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News
Off Campus!
Two
Surrey
graduates
tragically
Tom Goulding
News Editor
encounter
I fatal
n this issue of Off Campus, how
Easter celebrations were cut
short in China, a technological
step forward for The Vatican and
good news in America… collision
B
For many people, a typical
Easter Sunday might include a enjamin Joseph
Cadbury’s Easter egg, a family Deakin and Oliver
knee’s up, and a bout of irritated
channel hopping as every
James Guerreri, two
primetime slot accumulates recent graduates from the
with religious rhetoric regarding University who enjoyed an
crucifixion and resurrection. active and social student
Atheism and apostasy is self- life here at Surrey have
evidently on the rise in the
Western world, but even the most
tragically died in North
disparaging denouncers might be Wales over the Spring
unsettled if the choice of Christian break.
celebration was removed entirely Ollie, 23, died on impact
from the Easter period. This whilst Ben, 24, later died
is exactly the case in China, the next day on the evening
where last month plainclothes
police arrested members of the
of Saturday 23rd April.
Shouwang Church in North-west Hundreds of tributes
Beijing for practicing their faith have been paid to both men
without the authorized oversight via Facebook, whose lives
of the Communist party. Pope Benedict XVI celebrated Easter on Sunday Mass in St Peter’s Square, packed with about 100,000 pilgrims and tourists were sadly cut short after
Despite the Church declaring visiting North Wales to go
its Easter service held no political upheaval and when the publicized broadcast over the RAI network their individual problems rather go-karting before heading
agenda, dozens of people were protests against Nobel Peace in Italy (but on the bright side, than preach from his balcony
detained as they attempted to up to Liverpool for a night
Prize winner Liu Xiaobo’s ongoing we’ve bagged Have I Got News For to a distant audience, is a
access the area for prayer on detention have embarrassed the You). Pope Benedict’s decision commendable gesture. out. They were described
Easter Sunday. The move to hold Chinese government. While many to appear live on television to Finally, there is good news as being “on the cusp of a
an outdoor event came after the UK citizens are can embrace or address his subjects is the latest from America as Gabrielle Gifford, perfect life”.
authorities evicted members reject religion on the basis of incident in a revolutionary move a US congresswoman who was It was one of three
of the large “house” churches, individual choice, it is difficult by The Vatican to cooperate with shot in the head at a community serious accidents on the
which refuse to fall under Party to contemplate that elsewhere the media: on Christmas Eve outreach event in Tuscon, roads in North Wales that
regulation. President of the House in the world, people wishing to last year, the Pope delivered the Arizona, has taken her first trip
Church Alliance, Zhang Mingxuan, weekend. The Police are
make a similar decision are being Thought of the Day broadcast on since the incident to witness
was also arrested earlier on branded as dissidents. Radio 4. Could this be the Catholic a space shuttle launch at Cape still investigating the cause
the Saturday. It is perhaps not On the other side of the world, Church’s most recent strategy to Canaveral. Her astronaut husband of the crash.
surprising, that Communist the Pope was addressing those put an end to the controversy and Mark Kelly, having taken time off Our deepest thoughts
states have a history of religious who did have the choice of faith, scandal surrounding the Pope? By to look after his wife in February, and sympathies are with
repression, only relaxing stringent but through the unprecedented embracing the media, the Vatican set off on Friday 29th in command their families and all of the
censorship on faith during periods medium of television. For the first has rid itself of an anarchic of the mission. In January,
of public appeasement. The
Surrey students, both old
time in history, it was possible to image and taken a step towards Giffords miraculously survived
foreign minister’s excuse for the put your feet up and watch the modernity. While the Pope may a premeditated massacre at the
and new, who cared for and
detainment, that the Shouwang Pope’s Good Friday message from not have been able to deliver the outreach event that tragically loved them.
Church is an “organization with no the comfort of your living room. solutions that many his stricken claimed the lives of six people.
legal basis”, can also be expected Unfortunately for his UK fans followers had hoped for in the That’s all for this fortnight, May they rest in Peace.
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Male Sabbatical team to lead Surrey Students’ Union


the Sports Park and University.
Continued from front page winning candidates seemed
It’s time to actually implement
optimistic about the challenges
the strategy. It will revolutionize
seemed pleased with the outcome, ahead. Osama Salih, who will be
sport at this University.”
some determined to question the returning as Union President
Newly elected VP Societies
result. after a year serving students as VP
Jake Willis, who is currently
This was due to Osama Salih’s Socities, stated, “I hope to achieve
studying international politics at
closely contested Presidential better communication with
Surrey, was similarly ambitious.
victory by 26 votes, and an students using our new website
“Over the next year, I aim to
accusation made by one student and student media, involve
highlight the diversity of our
that Dave Halls had been the societies system, and the bene�its
only candidate not to visit the that participation can bring to
current VP Welfare for advice. VP individual development, both as
Welfare Georgina Emily Hancock “I’m a man of my a student and in building key and
promptly defended her successor, word... I fully intend transferable skills”, he proposed.
writing, “I have spoken to Dave Sam Ratzer also seemed
today and actually I understand to spend the next
pleased to have achieved the role
why he didn’t come talk to me. I year doing everything of VP Education, but told The Stag
think he will make a very good I can to ensure a that the responsibility of his new
VP Welfare.” Another student
commented that 3099 votes was
happy, prosperous and position had quickly sunk in. He
stated, “The next year is going
an “absolute disgrace” given the fulfilling university to be a tough one as its the year
total amount of students studying experience for all before the new tuition fees set in,
at the University. Surrey students.” but the government funding for
Union Chair Rowan Ling most courses would have been
asserted that it was the aim of the withdrawn already. A key aim is to
Student’s Union to reach higher ensure the quality is maintained
turnover targets, but was positive in spite of the cuts.”
that by educating the electorate In contrast, Dave Halls
in the importance of the union, admitted that being appointed VP
the university would see “more students in decision making Osama I Salih: Surrey Students’ Union elected President 2011/12
Welfare had yet to sink in, having
students engaged with the where possible and celebrate
considered himself the underdog
process and ultimately voting.” the culture on campus. I want to
throughout the campaign.
In response to concerns that make people more aware of the
However, he was con�ident
less students were participating diversity that our campus holds.”
that he would be able to ful�ill the
in the elections, Rowan Ling Trung, who will be returning
promises he had made to voters,
emphasized how voting had for a second term as VP Sports
stating, “I’m a man of my word
progressed in recent years, “2008 in the new academic year, stated,
when it comes to my election
and 2009 saw turnout at 13%, “Unlike others I went for re-
pledges; I fully intend to spend the
now we are seeing turnout at election, which meant I could
next year doing everything I can
18.7% helped by online voting. go straight into the role. So
to ensure a happy, prosperous and
This is really positive when you effectively I feel as though I’ve
ful�illing university experience for
look at the national picture; already stared my new term and
all Surrey students.”
according to NUS �igures, Surrey am already working on the aims
The part time executive
would sit in the top 1/3rd of for next year.”
elections are next on the Union’s
unions in regard to turnout.” “Throughout this year I have
agenda, for Term three.
Speaking to The Stag, the worked to develop the ‘University
of Surrey Sports Strategy’ with

NUS red tape denies disabled student her say


JACK WHITE Censorship, no con�idence votes and complaints
News Reporter

T
was cut short when the NUS the AGM Chair for his part in the
he Annual General Meeting
Democratic Procedures confusion of all attendees and the
of the National Union of
Students descended into disenfranchisement of disabled
chaos last month when a disabled “NUS paid staff are delegates.
student who was giving a speech Following the debacle, the
not accountable to the NUS Democratic Procedures
on access requirements was
censored for a technical breach of members.” Committee explained, “The NUS
NUS rules. paid staff are not accountable
As part of the NUS national to the members. Members
Committee abruptly censured cannot criticise staff during the
conference, the AGM was held
her, saying that it was against conference - we pass a motion
at the Sage in Gateshead. Many
the rules to criticise NUS staff. at the start of conference to
disabled students had complained
Eventually, unable to articulate prevent this. If delegates want to
throughout proceedings that
her problem without criticising complain, they must do so to the
thoughtless persons were using
NUS staff, the student walked off National Executive Council.”
the disabled access row at the
stage, prompting a deluge of boos Despite the outcry, the
back of the main hall as a route
and heckles to the Chair louder Democratic Procedures
from one side to the other.
than for any of the contentious Committee stood �irmly by its
At the start of the AGM, one
motions debated during the ruling. The incident painted the
disabled student was given
conference. NUS in a poor light at a time when
a limited time to present the
Three separate votes of no it already faces accusations of
complaint to the conference.
Disabled student trying to get to row x con�idence were held against failing to represent its members.
However the student’s speech

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Annual farewell lake party faced cancellation in 2011


Are the health, safety and �inancial costs putting this Surrey Uni tradition at risk?
of students dancing and singing. with questionable motives, safety Rubix. We are trying to address be required to show a campus
One student suffered injuries arrangements, clean up costs and similar concerns with the Lake card. Party goers who are not
MALCOLM after being hit by a beer bottle
thrown across the crowd. Other
the potential for damage to the
University campus.
Party”.
University representatives
wearing wristbands on the night
may be asked to leave.Mr. Newby
HUNT
USSU President
parts of the crowd became heated
as students clashed and a number
The cleanup operation alone
ran into the thousands of pounds
were adamant the event should
be held in a safe environment
added “We fully appreciate how
important this event is to many

T
of minor �ights and scuf�les as extra staff were required to without any signi�icant risks students and want to �ind ways
he end of year ‘lake party’ broke out.James Newby, Director clear away the great swathes of to the students attending. The of making it possible for it to go
has long been seen as the of Business Support Services, litter left in the aftermath of the Students’ Union discussed the ahead in a safe environment.
�inal farewell for Surrey said “Although the majority of event. Many campus monuments popularity of the event in recent Eliminating the ampli�ied music
students before the academic students behaved sensibly and sustained heavy damage leading years and the impact it would and DJ will help return the event
year draws to a close and the respectfully a small minority of to considerable repair costs. It is have if the lake party were to its origins: a friendly, social
summer vacation begins. Last individuals, who may not have hard to measure the damage to cancelled or ticketed.After a great gathering of students celebrating
year eyewitnesses estimated even been Surrey students, community relations caused by deal of frank discussion the group the end of their studies. The
somewhere between 2500 and the running Facebook shouting concluded that the event should wristbands will help by providing
5000 students attended the One student suffered matches between party attendees be allowed to stand and should some form of entrance control
celebrations, making it the single and local residents, many of remain free, provided that the that should not inconvenience
injuries after being hit which were lead by non students. safety and security of attendees students but will enable us to
biggest student gathering on the
academic calendar. Despite its by a beer bottle Some of the more extreme could be ensured. This means prevent unwanted gatecrashers.
success, the lake party was nearly options considered included two important alterations to this We believe that these measures,
forced into cancellation this cancelling the event completely year’s lake party event. agreed with the Students’
year after a number of incidents did behave recklessly, getting and charging for entry to raise Firstly, this year’s event will Union, will allow students to
brought into question the event’s involved in �ights and causing money for improved security not include a DJ booth or any pre continue to enjoy this event in
safety. damage to the campus.” These and better staf�ing. “When large arranged music. Secondly, while an environment that is safe for
The centre point of the 2010 issues led to an urgent review crowds of people gather, some this year’s event will remain free, them and minimises the risk of
lake party was the live DJ booth of the event involving staff from having consumed alcohol, then students planning on attending damage to their campus.”While
set up in front of the famous Health and Safety, the Estates and the risk of an incident increases the lake party will be required these plans have been agreed in
surrey ‘golf ball’ structure. Security Teams and the Students’ and appropriate controls become to pick up a free wristband in principle we would still welcome
At its busiest the booth was Union. The review considered the necessary. The SU takes a number the days leading up to the event. your views. What do you think
surrounded by many hundreds numbers attending the event, the of responsible measures to keep Wristbands will be available should happen to the lake party?
presence of non student attendees partygoers safe during events in around campus and students will ussu.president@surrey.ac.uk.

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NUS Conference 2011

All pictures courtesy of NUS


Left: Delegates await the start of conference. Surrey’s delegation is visible
on the end of row four. Above, clockwise from top left: New VPHE, Usman
Ali; Chair Ben Whittaker kept the crowd entertained for seven hours on
Day 1; victorious presidential candidate Liam Burns is applauded.

NUS remains united despite differences over international students pay.


During the official Annual
would be so unworkable that even
a consultation would be a waste
direct action and relationship to university unions General Meeting, it was heard that
following the lead of an increasing
of time. Furthermore, the scale of
campaigning needed would limit
Following the speeches, in favour of this amendment, number of student unions, USSU the elections to very rich students.
Jack White the conference turned to main including two current USSU included, the NUS would become All Surrey delegates voted against
News Team business - debate and decision Sabbatical Officers. an incorporated company. This the motion.
on policy motions. In particular The issues of housing and will see the NUS stop paying In a year that has seen a radical

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etween the 12th and 14th a major battleground was health were top of the welfare tax and the NUS Trustees attain resurgence in student activism
April, this year’s NUS over grassroots opposition to agenda this year. Two major limited financial and legal and the denouncement of the NUS
National Conference took Government cuts, with almost motions passed on lobbying liability for the organization. President by the national student
place in Newcastle. The University half the conference consistently Government and universities However member unions that body, the conference passed with
of Surrey Students’ Union sent voting for direct-action policies. on support for safe, affordable are not themselves incorporated relative ease. Despite ideological
five delegates including USSU The first significant motion of private accommodation for may only be members through tension, the NUS maintained its
President Malcolm Hunt and four the conference was a broadside of students, and distribution of good a nominated representative – grounding in the political centre.
elected students: Peter Smeed, policy against the Government’s health information. One clause unincorporated unions and their Following the last year’s
John Bannister, newly elected VP education funding legislation. A could have particular resonance thousands of students will be protests, the message of broad
Education Sam Ratzer and Union number of amendments bolstered at Surrey, “To affirm our stance connected to the NUS only by one unity among students has also
Chair Rowan Ling. the motion’s call for an array of against commercial pub crawls person. Surrey’s delegates were caused radicalism to re-enter the
Current NUS President Aaron tactics to be used, including direct and damaging to individual health unanimous in support for the mainstream after many years.
Porter opened with his big lobbying of the Government, and safety, local services and change. With many motions passed in
speech. The embattled Porter street protest, public calls for community relations.” USSU has Three motions into the AGM, favour of wide-ranging tactics
reminded everyone of why he was change and alliance with trade recently banned the Carnage pub- the call came for a change to NUS in the face of the cuts, both the
elected in the first place, covering unions and anti-cuts groups. crawl from coming to Chancellors. elections. The motion proposed activist front-line commandos
all the appropriate points with An amendment advocating the A broad motion also passed that the NUS commit to direct and the more sedate arm-chair
grace, intelligence and feeling. He creation of a four-year campaign calling for more support and election by students of all NUS change-makers will find much to
acknowledged the controversy on education funding, but lobbying power for the Liberation officers. Currently the conference like about NUS 2011.
over his stance on direct action, crucially also mobility of students campaigns (LGBT, Black Students, delegates elect the NUS President,
and apologised that he felt unable from institution-to-institution, Disabled Students, interfaith Vice-Presidents and National Further information can be found at:
to support more aggressive proved controversial and only relations). Amendments were Executive Council. In spite of www.nusconnect.org.uk/conference
protest. passed after two vote-counts. included committing to action strong support from students, For the full version of this article,
“I did not get everything A wide-ranging motion was against ultra-Right groups such particularly at Surrey, the winning please look on The Stag website at:
right and for that I am sorry... also passed on universities as the British National Party and argument was that such a system www.thestagsurrey.co.uk
We didn’t have a good enough admissions policy. The NUS is now English Defence League.
plan and I hold my hands up to mandated to comprehensively In keeping with the
that... Violence, whether against campaign around access to HE conference’s message of
people or property cannot be for those from unusual, poor or inclusivity, there was also near
justified unless you are fighting otherwise deprived backgrounds. unanimous support for a campaign
for democracy itself”, he said. In union development, against the Government’s
Porter also spoke of the last there was opposition to the changes to international student
year’s successes, citing a cap on NUS’ sluggish response to the admissions and visas.
fees that was not in the Browne funding crisis this year, a motion The Government aims to make
Review, a raised loan repayment passed mandating a massive it more difficult for universities to
threshold that the Russell Group drive to increase student union sponsor students from overseas,
campaigned to lower and securing participation on campus and but many see the move as a
loans for part-time students. training student activists. It was politically-motivated attempt to
He also denied deals with the amended by a specific focus on cut immigration. Universities are
Government saying, “Every deal building union democracy and crying out, since many institutions
that was offered was rejected, and the use of general assemblies. (and Surrey in particular) get a Presidential hopefuls Byrne, Chowen, Bergfeld and Burns were informally
that was the right thing to do.” All of the Surrey delegates voted lot of income from the high fees grilled by Sophie Rich of Sky News.

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NUS Elections 2011


A guide to the election and those who will represent you next year
NUS National President VP Higher Education
Winner: Liam Burns Winner: Usman Ali

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urrently the President of NUS Burns drew on his experiences li was clearly a firm Newcastle.
Scotland, Liam Burns played in Scotland, where the NUS has favourite as soon as he The key message was that of
to his strengths and combined successfully lobbied to save took the podium. substance over style. He used
an impressive track-record with a Education Maintenance Allowance While he made a vicious this to attack what he perceived
slick delivery and a strong message (which has been scrapped in attack on the idea of free as sloganeering from his rival.
of unity to win the hearts and minds England) and in his backing of trade university education, Ali drew In spite of his words, Ali’s
of conference delegates. unions. on his experience on the speech was light on specifics,
First to speak to the conference, The great rallying cry was to National Executive Council preferring to bring the crowd to
Burns took to the podium against a refuse to buy into a consumer model and played on the economic his side by populist platitudes.
background of rapturous applause. of students and to unite around a troubles of the host area of
It became obvious very quickly that variety of tactics, both laid-back and
he is a formidable public speaker aggressive, to reverse the changes to Michael Chessum
and that only served his cause. education funding. A spokesman for the National Campaign Against Fees and Cuts,
Chessum presented the best arguments for the left unity bloc.
Mark Bergfeld Using a mixture of rousing polemic and measured argument, he
Heading up the left unity bloc was firebrand Mark. Despite popularity with the delegates, his left-wing stated the case for bottom-up organisation to fight and roll back the
rhetoric was too over-the-top to win over the vote. Bergfeld was later elected to NUS Executive. Government’s cuts, citing the success of protests over the winter.
Thomas Byrne
While his candidacy never seemed entirely serious, conservative Byrne nevertheless brought issues to
the table that he felt mattered. He was gracious in the certain knowledge of his defeat.
VP Union Development
Shane Chowen
First choice of Porter and unusually, an FE student, Chowen played second fiddle to Burns. What he
Winner: Ed Marsh

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lacked in Burns’ smooth delivery, he made up for by appearing totally genuine. A future President? s the incumbent, Marsh challenge to his Left slate rival.
was extremely popular Marsh called for a costed
with delegates. plan to increase union activism,
VP Society and Citizenship Advocating unity between
the Left and Right of the NUS,
with a workshop tour in the
pipeline and put apprentices at
he said, “anger and rhetoric are the heart of his plans for new
Winner: Dannie Grufferty not the same radical,” in a direct student unions.

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rufferty plainly saw consumerism saying: “A stood up for the marginalised Joana Pinto
that the first civic duty consumer gives nothing back, members of society. Media madam for the National Campaign Against Fees and Cuts,
of students in today’s but students contribute to each Sharing something with Pinto played on her fighting experience and called for more
political climate was to fight others education.” candidates from the united Left aggressive campaigning and bottom-up, activist student unions.
the changes to education Civil rights were also key slate, Grufferty also highlighted
funding. She immediately to Grufferty’s campaign. She a wish to take on the far Right.
went on the attack, challenging
Aaron Kiely
condemned police violence and
Fringe meeting report:
Left slate candidate Kiely also seized on Government cuts as the key issue and stated a policy of no- international students
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platform for the far-right – giving them no chance to spread their ideas. He also advocated work with the
Liberation sections, recognising the increased hardship of female, LGBT and ethnic minority students. ince Surrey’s student body is immigrant numbers, but because
30% international students, EU law stops cuts to EU migrants,
Aakash Naik The Stag attended this talk student migrants are the only
Naik made inclusivity his main point, saying he was not a political stooge, but an experienced on international students and the large cut that can be made.
internationalist who wants education for all, affordable transport and an increased Liberation focus. Government’s changes to visas. Stevens’ message was that
All the speakers were firmly students and universities must
Javed Sheikh against the changes, which make work together to bypass the new
Despite his manifesto being left out of the conference brief, Sheikh made a case for putting students it more difficult for institutions rules and lobby for their repeal.
first, politics second. He challenged fledgling politicians, saying strategy and awareness are key. to sponsor foreign students and Tim Johnson, Chair of British
make fluent English mandatory. Universities’ International
Newcastle University’s Deputy Liaison Association also attended:
Vice Chancellor Ella Ritchie spoke “The negative impact on the
VP Welfare of the lobby universities have
put together to try to stop the
UK’s reputation will be worse.”
He pointed out that the worst
changes. Reduced numbers of impact on universities will be
Winner: Peter Mercer foreign students will radically the management of international

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lower universities’ income and student applications and the
ercer made protection providing, not depriving.” A population theme in his “allow up-and-coming alternative continuing burden of compliance,
of campus welfare He also promised to run a manifesto was sharing best countries to take the market.” which could mean financial ruin.
services his key. national rent-freeze campaign practice with unions, including Warwick SU President NUS International Officer
He said: “This is a time for.. and oppose HMO regulations. on hate crime. Dan Stevens (now on the NUS Christina Yan Zhang presented an
Executive) rejected the Home audacious plan to reverse the cuts
Sean Rillo-Raczka Pete Woodward Secretary’s plea that her “aim by the next Election, citing data
Lefty polemics, but with humanity. Knows value Perhaps just too little-known, he concentrated on is not to stop genuine students by the Institute for Public Policy
of welfare services as mature, part-time student. housing, health and student safety. coming here”. David Cameron, Research and calling on the BRIC
Stevens said, pledged to cut nations to lobby the UK.

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University applications
slow in reaction to £9,000 fees
Jack White language, arts and humanities. and Reading University it was
News Reporter The humanities courses found that three fifths of current
showing a significant reduction students would not have applied

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he number of students in applicants were classical if they had been forced to pay
applying for university studies, linguistics, history and £9,000 tuition fees, while students
places has slowed in philosophy. In contrast, there was at Oxford and Cambridge were
reaction to the prospect of higher a 14% increase in applications for the least likely to be deterred by
tuition fees. nursing, and a 6.5% rise in those the charge.
The figures, published by the hoping to read mathematics and UCAS has claimed that
University and College Admission computer science. 633,811 applicants will expect to
Service (UCAS), reveal that In a recent poll conducted by start on an undergraduate degree
while the number of prospective the market research firm High this year, yet only 490,000 places
students hoping to start university Fliers Research, 12,658 students will be available. This could see
in 2011 has risen by 2.1%, it from across 24 universities were over 100,000 students rejected
remains the lowest increase in asked whether they would have from the universities they hope
recent years. In comparison, gone into higher education had to attend. This year, government
university applications saw a rise higher tuition fees affected them. ministers will allow universities
of 15.3% between 2009 and 2010. Over half of the students said they to offer 10,000 extra places to
For many would-be students would have found an alternative. would-be students, a compromise
faced with the prospect of It was also revealed that women, that will not be made available in
huge loan repayments, 2011 students in the North of England 2012.
is likely to be the first year to
show a substantial increase
and those who averaged three B’s
or less at A Level were most likely
In March, The University of
Surrey announced that it would Singapore Olympics Team
to train at Surrey Sports Park
in applications for vocational to be deterred by the maximum be charging £9,000 tuition fees
degrees, and a decline in fees. In Lancaster, Liverpool from next year.

Women Table Tennis medallists team of 2008

Tom Goulding to compete at their very best


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training and I have no doubt that
he Singapore Team has Surrey Sports Park and Bisley’s
confirmed it will train at National Shooting Centre will
Surrey Sports Park ahead both support the Singaporean
of the 2012 London Olympic athletes by providing excellent
Games. training facilities.”
The Singapore athletes will The Singapore Sports Council
make use of the top facilities Chief of Sports Development
in two pre-Olympics training Group, Bob Gambardella, stated
periods, the first of which will that the venue had been chosen for
take place in July. It is also hoped its easy access and “international
that by training in Guildford, the standards.”
team will be able to acclimatize The news comes after the
themselves to the conditions they Antigua and Barbuda National
are likely to face in London. Olympics Team also signed an
“It’s great news that the agreement confirming they would
Singapore National Olympic train at Surrey Sports Park in
Council has decided to send their the run up to the 2012 Olympic
athletes to train in the UK both Games. The signing was presided
this summer and next”, stated over by West Indies cricket
Sebastian Coe, Chair of the London sensation Sir Viv Richards on
2012 Organizing Committee. behalf of the national team.
“The aim of London 2012’s The London Olympic Games
Pre-Games Training Camp will take place between July 27th
Programme is to allow athletes and August 12th next year.

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Features
Student Parliament at Surrey?
Sex, drugs and rock and roll? All-nighters in the library, writing essays?
A students union which encouraged participation and activism?

OLIVER DEED and a half. those who hold this view. The
Contributor In my time at Surrey, I can second is that those who attend
count on the �ingers of one hand parliament are only in it for their

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BUSINESS
efore you came to the the amount of times a proper own self interest and don’t care
Surrey, I bet you had student assembly has been for the rights and welfare of
certain expectations called. The name has probably others. That is entirely untrue.
about what life would be like at been changed more times than All of us as individuals operate
University. it has been called in the last two within a distinct community
Many column inches have years. that the vast majority of us care

Breakdown in
been dedicated to the �irst three Why? That is the killer about.
in the pages of this paper. I want question. I’ll take an educated Punishing those who wish
to take a look at the last of those guess. It doesn’t suit the union to engage in a parliament is the

communication?
expectations in the proceeding establishment to have a forum quickest route to perpetuate
paragraphs. in which students can scrutinise apathy and coax self interest out
Perhaps it’s the moaner and engage with the decisions of the active.
in me but the single biggest that have been made by their So it’s about time students
disappointment of my time at sabbatical of�icers. Even more at this university started PETER BAILEY promises seem to have yielded
university has been the complete frightening for the union is asserting their rights in the Business and Finance success. Such a campaign is
and utter lack of respect for the prospect that students face of the centralisation of based largely on the media of

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democracy that our students might actually pass substantive decision making within our ommunication is the communication, which makes
union has. motions that have to be enacted union. Students’ unions are life-blood of human it only more ironic that the
I’m not necessarily talking upon by those people we co-operative organisations, kind. Without it, we position of VP Communications
about Sabbatical or Executive elected. And of course, we stupid which should be driven by would struggle to differentiate no longer exists at our
elections although they are students would only pass stupid their members. It’s time our ourselves from any other living University.
purely exercises in populism motions which would lead to the students’ union returned to its being and we would not have
without substantive policy end of the world. roots and re-asserted the rights achieved many of the things we “I know that you believe
discussion. I’m not talking about The worst argument I’ve of the average member. The are so proud of as a race. So why
the many Sabbs or of�icers that I heard so far against a student’s further down the hierarchy we do we often get it so wrong? you understand what
have come across in my two and a parliament with real powers push decision-making powers, I am referring to the moment you think I said, but
half years at this university, who is the notion that it is those the better those decisions will when conversing with someone I’m not sure you realize
work hard and sel�lessly, pursing with the “loudest voices” inevitably be. when you feel in�initely
the best for those they represent. who do go to the student’s So my challenge to our next frustrated – the moment where that what you heard is
I’m talking about the attitude parliament, which means that it Sabb team is this: Go against the a poorly-chosen remark can not what I meant”
and cultural ambivalence that is is unrepresentative of the wider grain and bring back a proper scupper a business deal or a job —Robert McCloskey
being perpetuated by a minority body. There are two reasons why functioning assembly at Surrey. interview: a sticky conundrum
within our union. this argument is ridiculous. The If that is your only achievement of communication meltdown
To my mind, the best example �irst is that it assumes that all during your time as a Sabb next where conversational progress Fewer things are more
of this is the farcical way in students are apathetic and will year, you will have a legacy to be breaks down. important than talking. A few
which the concept of assembly remain so forever more; the sort proud of. A good example of a employers I have spoken to
has been treated in the past year of defeatist attitude espoused by communication challenge as corroborate that if they “Can
a student is the relationship have a good chat with (the
with academics. At this interview candidate) in the pub”
University or another, they are then they are far more likely to
an interesting and sometimes consider them for a position.
prickly breed. Negotiating Why? Because communication
coursework nuances and needs to �low in universities
in-class discussions with such and businesses alike. People
professionals can sometimes need to feel comfortable but
lead to �lash points. I am sure engaged; free to speak but not
you don’t have to think too hard ignored. This is the challenge in
to �ind an example of this. avoiding meltdown.
But why do we reach As students we have a diverse
such impasses, and what can and commendable grasp of the
we do about it? The recent art of communication. We daily
Sabbatical elections highlight hold down conversations with
some good and bad examples friends, lecturers, employers
of how communication can and family with relative ease
make or break a campaign. and have the ability to tailor our
Often I heard murmurings that messages to the audience with
a candidate would miss out on great effect. There are subtle
a vote because they “had not challenges involved in being
reached out” or in a few cases in the pub with a friend at one
because candidate responses to moment, and then sweating
direct questions had alienated on an all-important project
an individual. Equally, the more presentation the next. These
well-placed and prominent are all good conditioning for
Student democracy and participation are very much alive at the University of Hertfordshire, but many
students’ unions find drawing students out of their shells a real struggle expression of manifesto and key our skills and for our future.

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Solo Travel:
Part Three
Mark Allen
Contributor

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angalore: one of the most
congested cities in India.
The bus station can only be
described as 'organised chaos' at
the best of times. Platforms have
sub-letters, going right down to
the T's and V's, each with about
15 routes on them. To travel
10km across town takes nearly
two hours in rush hour. I've
never seen anything that insane,
but it seems to just flow in a way
that it's been doing for years and
years.
On my second day, I decided
to get out of the hustle and
bustle, and visit a national park.
The brothers Lloyd Webber playing with Julian’s wife Jiaxin. I eventually got on the right bus,
which had some 60's Bollywood

Watching the Lloyd Webber brothers, Andrew


film on the go. Two young guys
next to me got chatting about what

and Julian perform: an experience to remember the girls were like in England.
They convinced me to come
and have lunch with them and
Lasika Jayamaha venue again and again, but it the gala to be for Julian’s family also wanted me to come and meet
Features Team was beyond my budget for the and friends. The programme their dad, who was in hospital. I
month and reluctantly decided started with Julian conducting was very confused by this. Why

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he event was a gala in that I would forget going to the 24 cellos followed by the would they want me to come and
celebration of the 60th the event. Two weeks before William Tell Overture and his see their ill father? But I went
birthday of Julian Lloyd the gala however, I heard of a personal favourite Elgar’s Cello along as I was open to any and
Webber, younger brother of competition to win a pair of free Concerto. all experiences. We ended up
well-known composer Lord tickets. I didn’t have to answer During the interval we were in a very posh private hospital,
Andrew Lloyd Webber. The anything just enter with email on a side when Lord Andrew and it was amazing to see such
concert would bring together via Facebook. This was my only and his wife walked past us and a contrast from all the dirt and
the Doyen of British cellists and hope, although I just entered left us in a state of excitement. dust. I think they just wanted me
well-loved composer. for the fun of it, not expecting The evening continued with to meet their dad, being the 'cool
Having played the William to win. Two days before the Julian’s wife Jiaxin playing All I foreign guy they'd met on the
Tell Overture before with an concert, I get an email stating Ask of You from Phantom of the bus'... also my mad Hindi skills
orchestra and supported my that I had won the pair of Opera, joined by Andrew for Pie were clearly super-impressive!
cellist friends who formed a tickets and I was completely Jesu. The evening also saw the On the bus back from the
recital group of 12 cellos the overwhelmed by the news. world premiere for a piece by national park I met Jhootsa, and
programme for the gala caught The day arrived; my cousin Eric Whitacre and other well got chatting away as you do when
my attention. The gala featured and I made our way to the known artists. you're the only white guy on the
24 cellos as well as the William Royal Festival Hall in London It was lovely to listen to bus (Bangalore also isn't very
Tell Overture. and were thrilled to find that the Philharmonic Orchestra touristy, so that gets you more
I went through the our seats were 14 rows from and view some of the best attention). After 30 minutes we
programme schedule, the the front – a very good view. It personalities in British music decide to grab a chaii, as he's
tickets and box plan and the was an elite crowd considering perform: a day to remember! waiting for his brother. One thing
leads to another and it's decided
that I'll stay at his house for a
couple of days. My hotel cost £4 a
night, but: “That's too much! You
come and stay with me!”
Again, this was a little extreme,
even for my wild actions so far. I
had also planned to leave my bag
with him whilst I went to Ooty,
an incredible hill top town. But I
trusted him, and I'm so glad that
I did. We chatted loads about
young Indian life, the economic
and social pressures, and even
things as simple as dating girls.
He was struggling to pay for his
tuition, which is in the region
on £300 a year, and his parents
supported him any way they
© Sandip Bhattacharya

could. He also told me that I'd


changed his outlook on tourists/
westerners as a whole, and that I
was really different to any other
tourists he'd spoken to. It was a
The hill town of Ooty near Bangalore is well known for its beauty truly humbling experience and
something I'll never forget.

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Christian students mark Holy


Week with pilgrimage to shrine
Lasika Jayamaha Hall on the Tuesday and began all the eats they could possibly
Features Team our warm up and cross carrying make. One of the experienced
training the following morning, pilgrims said, “Do not expect to

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tudent Cross is a pilgrimage before we started the walk. lose weight on a Student Cross.”
in which many walk Though the weather was nice, During the three days we
via different routes to at times it was too hot to walk stayed the nights at parish and
Walsingham, Norfolk during the continuously and we often village halls and had the customary
Holy Week. This year the Holy stopped for breaks and to nurse sing-song before bed. We also
Week took place from Sunday of blisters. met with others who had walked
17th April to 24th April – the walk The first day (Wednesday) we from Oxford, Leicester, Kettering,
itself took place between the 20th walked 22 miles; the Thursday London, Essex and Nottingham
and 22nd April. was the longest with 24 miles, and walked the with them the
I had not heard about this leaving 17 miles for last day, Good Holy Mile to Walsingham, where
event before, but the bonus of Friday. we got proper beds and rooms to
seeing another part of the country It was not all pain and hot stay in – bit more comfy.
and doing something adventurous weather. We had good breakfasts, Since the first walk in 1948
during the Easter break made me lunches and dinners, some of with men only, the pilgrimage has
sign up. I joined the Ely Leg with which were hosted by Parishes continued for over 60 years. It is
four others from Surrey. In total that we came across on our route. and has been a pilgrimage with a
we were a group 27 that walked The most awaited were the tea difference, with a new experience
63 miles in three days. and cake stops where the ladies of and an opportunity to make some
We first met at Ely Methodist the parish would go to town with great friends. Students at the Slipper Chapel at the Shrine of Our Lady at Walsingham

Music: is it an escape?
and interpretations for everyone.
Fran White We all have our favourite songs,
Features Team
artists and eras of music. The

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o we take music for more music has a way of influencing
than its face value? Do we people and their lives. Songs
use it intentionally to help allow for bonds to be created
us? And most importantly, does it through a shared love and passion
make us feel like we have made an for similar music tastes.
escape? Music is a diversion from our
Music has been around since daily life routines, it allows our
we can remember. It has always imagination to wander, imagining
played a huge part in people's the place which is being sung
lives. The genres are developing about, dreaming what it would be

Sun-tan or self-tan?
year after year from classical to like to perform the song on a stage
indie, from pop to grunge. There to a sold out crowd. Absorbing
is something to suit everyone, it is the lyrics and sinking into a state
Jyoti Rambhai • Lee Stafford Fake My Tan – £8.99 [boots. available to everyone. of relaxation.
Features Editor com] It has developed with the Within music comes a sense
This gives you a temporary olive glow, though times; the technical side of music of identity, we listen to music

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ith summer feeling like it has come early, can take a while to get an even colour. has come a long way, from the for various reasons, the creators
it seems that everyone is out enjoying • Lush Charlotte Island Body Tint – £9.95 only way to hear music was by become our idols, the sounds
the Sun. Many adverts, as you may well [lush.co.uk] it being live, to having record become our imitations, the beat
have noticed, talk of protecting your skin from the With only natural ingredients this gives an players, radio, cassette players, becomes our energy. Music
sun by using their sunscreen. But in order to get instant subtle tan of even coverage. Walkmans and mp3 players. doesn't simply stay on the radio
the most protection from using these products, • Garnier Skin Naturals Summer Body Films have soundtracks, there are or TV it follows us throughout life.
you have to keep re-applying it, at least every two Moisturising Lotion – £4.99 [boots.com] TV channels dedicated to playing Giving us memories, inspiration
hours and if you’re trying to get that sun-tanned Allows you to gradually build up a tan to music. and moments we'll never forget.
summer glow, that can become a chore. whatever shade you want. Music is one of the biggest To use music as an escape is
So here’s another method and it is probably • Solait Tinted Bronzing Gel for Face and parts of our everyday lives; those practically free, although holidays
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tanning lotions. It is quick, easy and it doesn’t Although this comes in a dark brown tube, it media, constantly being watched most, music is an escape at any
have to cost a fortune. Here are some that are at creates lovely summer glow, however, if you’re with people anticipating their given moment, even if it only lasts
student-friendly prices and work just as well. not careful it does streak. next move. Some bands have for three minutes. It never really
• L’Oreal Sublime Bronze Self-Tanning Gel • Clarins Delectable Self-Tanning Mousse – practically created their own fails to take our mind off other
Tinted and Shimmering for Face and Body – £20 [clarins.com] era. It's hard to not be drawn in matters, even if it's songs we hate,
£13.47 [boots.com] A little bit more expensive and takes a while to by music, it almost follows us or songs that are ridiculous.
This is good for those who are fair-skinned, it dry, but worth it for the lovely colour it gives everywhere we go – it is hard to Music can, assault our ears,
creates an even, natural looking tan. your skin. escape music. relax our minds, send our
• M&S Suntan Self-Tan Spray for Face and • St. Tropez Self Tan Bronzing Mousse – Why is it that people go imaginations wild, make us sing
Body – £7.50 [marksandspencer.com] £20.49 [boots.com] through daily life with iPods stuck until our voices break, lead us to
It has an easy to use spray for even coverage Again this is a little more expensive but worth in their ears, sit in their cars with the dance floor with a carefree
and with a few applications gives you a deep it as it is light, easy to use and creates a natural music on, sing when they're in the attitudes. The reality is it's one of
colour. glow. shower, hum to themselves when the most perfect escapes.
• Ganier Ambre Solaire No Streaks Bronzer • Dove Summer Glow Nourishing Body Lotion singing aloud is not acceptable? As Bob Marley once sang “One
Dry Body Mist – £10.99 [boots.com] for Fair to Normal Skin (or Normal to Dark It's accessible at any given thing about music, when it hits
This is easy to use and dries instantly. It also Skin) – £5.10 [boots.com] moment; we can often relate to it, you, you feel no pain.”
leaves no streaks or patches and is great for Works well, especially if you have sensitive the lyrics have different meaning
building a tan gradually. skin and gives a great summer glow.

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Special:
Royal Wedding
NISHA AND CHRISTIE delighted that the dress represents
Fashion Team the best of British craftsmanship.
Alexander McQueen's designs

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ast month the world was are all about bringing contrasts
witness to the beautiful together to create startling and
and much awaited royal beautiful clothes and I hope that
wedding of HRH Prince William by marrying traditional fabrics
and Kate Middleton. Whilst and lacework, with a modern
the buzz around the wedding structure and design we have
started from the engagement created a beautiful dress for
announcement on November Catherine on her wedding day".
16th 2010, what everyone really The verdict? Absolute
wanted to know was what gown perfection – the dress was
the bride would choose for her absolutely breathtaking, with
special day. Kate looking every bit the duchess
The design and designer was she now is. Working closely with
of course top-secret and kept Sarah Burton on the creation
under wraps until the day of the of her dress, Kate Middleton’s as a gift from her parents on her
wedding, when it was revealed choice of McQueen is absolutely wedding day and a special Cartier
to the world… its designer being re�lective of her innate fashion ‘halo’ tiara made in 1936 given
the wonderful Sarah Burton, for sense, her love of fashion and she to her by the Queen to hold her
Alexander McQueen. proves her to be a modern bride. stunning tuille veil in place.
The dress itself can be described The second ‘evening’ wedding
as classic with modern twist. dress was just as stunning and was
Beauty Fact: We love The shape and structure of the again created by Sarah Burton.
that Kate Middleton did gown, the sweetheart neckline Kate stuck with the sweetheart
her own makeup for her cut into a deep V shape and the neckline, ivory colour and full
wedding. She looked cinched-in waist, are all modern skirt from her wedding gown,
touches, whereas the ivory colour, translating the cut and shape of
naturally beautiful and French Chantilly lace, two-metre- her dresses from day to night,
glowing with fresh faced, long train and full skirt are all however her second gown had
simple makeup. traditional. a gorgeous embellished waist,
The dress was also re�lective perfect for the evening, and was
of Kate’s personality and style without a train. The dress was
Burton took over as creative mantra. It was not over the paired with a cropped mohair
Top: Kate Middleton accompanied
director in May 2010 following top or ostentatious, but simply cardigan and her signature
by her father and sister in the
the tragic death of Alexander beautiful and elegant and totally hair: tumbling waves. It has to
dress by Sarah Burton
McQueen and was quoted: “It has embodies the Coco Chanel ethic be said that in their beautiful
been the experience of a lifetime that ‘less is more’. Her gown simplicity, both of Kate’s gowns Right: Kate in her evening dress.
to work with Catherine Middleton has been compared numerous are very accessible and without Her full title is Her Royal Highness
to create her wedding dress, and I times to that of fashion icon pretension. Kate Middleton’s Princess William Arthur Philip
have enjoyed every moment of it. Princess and actress Grace Kelly, wedding dress is set to become Louis, Duchess of Cambridge,
It was such an incredible honour whose dress was also simple, one of the most iconic wedding Countess of Strathearn, Baroness
to be asked, and I am so proud beautiful and elegantly re�ined. dresses of all time, it was simply Carrickfergus
of what we and the Alexander Kate accessorised her gown very sensational.
Above: Grace Kelly, the day she
McQueen team have created. I am simply with earrings given to her
became Princess of Monaco

Designer Pro�ile: Issa


NISHA AND CHRISTIE for her notably safe and simplistic
Fashion Team fashion sense, however she seems
to have found a style that is suited

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ne of Kate Middleton’s to both her personality and body
favourite designers is Issa shape. Kate seems to opt for
– an already famed design meaningful details in her fashion
house with celebrities that was choices like fabric, elegant cuts,
thrust further into the fashion cinched in waists and beautiful
spotlight when Kate wore an colours rather than lavish, over
Issa creation to announce her the top creations. The creations
engagement. The dress was an of Issa embody everything Kate
instant sellout. seems to admire about fashion
Issa is a London based fashion and whilst some may doubt her
company created by Brazilian ‘safe’ options she is becoming
born designer Daniella Issa somewhat of a fashion icon
Helayel, who says: “Issa is all making several best-dressed lists.
about effortless glamour and our Here are some of favourite Issa
signature belted jersey dresses creations worn by Kate Middelton,
take you from work to cocktails including her beautiful sapphire
whilst making women feel blue engagement dress and our
con�ident, comfortable and sexy.” favourite understatedly sexy coral
Kate has often been criticised gown with plunging neckline

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“Y’know what really grinds my gears?”:

Interfering friends
Why do they insist on butting in!

Bakita Kasadha behind your back or including you


Deputy Editor in columns.

I
I swear I’m not a moany mare
guess I’ll find out if my friends all the time it’s just that I’d like
read my column by the awk- to make my own decisions and
wardness that will surely fol- have only myself to blame for the
low the next time I’m face to face outcome!
with them! *Disclaimer (because these
Now it’s fine to be a friend make everything alright):
that gives advice and comments obviously, this isn’t about any
on when your friends are being of my friends they’re all ace and
bleeping bleepers, however to not now I’ve gone and contradicted
approach your friend but instead the first paragraph!*
take it upon yourself to solve her/
his problem by conversing with
third parties - you’re the kind of “Y’know what really
person I have a problem with.
Most of the time they are
oils my gears?”:
the ones who have the most Lauren ‘legs, Grizzle’
unnecessary drama going on
in their lives, as well, and you
Gilligan
wouldn’t want to trade places
It’s not just the outward
with them for even a minute
appearance: the golden locks or
let alone a day… (I’m just being
the long legs; it’s the inner beauty.
honest).
Facebook told me that she
I’m just saying that maybe
may be people I may know, but
they’re trying to drag us down
not that she’d be someone I may
into the cesspool that is infested
enter a ‘complicated relationship’
with metaphorical electric
with. Our first encounter included
eels that have a hunger for
sticky floors and random coloured
confrontation and rubbing people
drinks at the 2010 Union staff
up the wrong way without any
party and she was rude and I
positive consequences.
didn’t really like her that much.
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friends of The Interfering Friend,
Note: She likes hugs, so if
you are now not alone; create
you’re drunk and happen to
a face book group or approach
be faced with the 6ft Rubix bar
Osama about starting a Society so
goddess, make your affections
that you can individually develop
known and give her a squeeze.
away from said friend.
As Billy Joel commented, ‘She
If you don’t have the
can wound with her eyes’ the
unnecessary nosey friend, then
condemning, apparently sun
I guess you need to start looking
damaged grey/bluey, things that
internally at all your annoyingly
you probably shouldn’t look at
meddlesome attributes that result
when she gives you her reply.
in your friends talking about you

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Science & Tech


Sun: friend or foe during revision?
EMMA COOPER more productive in the summer.
Science & Tech Team
But can the sun really help us

T
he sun has many bene�its. during this intense revision time
It provides the body with as well?
vitamin D, which not only Scientists have been investi-
promotes the absorption of cal- gating this recently with all the
cium in the gut but also transfers recent sunny weather. Looking
calcium across the cell mem- out into �ields and parks alike,
branes. This helps protect against one doesn’t have to look far to spy
osteoporosis (a condition that someone reading notes or high-
affects the bones causing them lighting a beefy textbook!
to become weak and fragile and Scientists suggest that the sun
more likely to fracture). makes us want to be more pro-
Medical experts advise that ductive and thus learn more, giv-
you get 30 minutes of natural ing us a boost in starting revision.
However, the content learned and
committed to memory isn’t any
Scientists suggest that higher and in fact can sometimes
the sun makes us want be lower than that in gloomier
months. This is because students
to be more productive become more easily distracted
and thus learn more. by the sun, with all the activities
going on outside such as football
and tennis. Whlst the sun does have its benefits, it is a source of much distraction for students during revision time.
So if you are planning to revise
sunlight a day before putting on by the lake this year, remember Another great solution for on campus as they may be able to three or four minds are better
your suntan lotion to protect your that you still need to actually look �ighting hay fever (*from one hay prescribe you with a short course than one and sharing notes and
skin from cancer. at the book and not just at the fever sufferer to another*); invest of steroids which are excellent for ideas as well as the stress will
Sunlight also helps protect topless guy/ random hula-hoop- in a good nose spray and eye so- short time relief. surely make you feel better.
against seasonal affective disor- ing girl. lution. You may look a little daft Top tips for revision this sum- 4. Reward yourself! If you
der (SAD). This is a type of de- Also, if you’re a hay fever suf- spritzing your nose spray but the mer term: feel like that extra chocolate bar
pression in which sufferers have ferer, you will be familiar with the effect is instant, clearing the pol- 1. Make a revision timeta- from the Bookshop, now is not the
normal mental health throughout red rimmed eyes, blocked nose len from your nose. And eye drops ble so you won’t feel guilty having time to deny yourself anything!
most of the year but experience and sore throat at this time of have been my saviour on many an time off! 5. Speaking of food, eat
depression in the winter months. year. So being outside doing your occasion. 2. Hand-write your notes; and drink regularly, keeping your
SAD is also known as “winter revision may be counterproduc- If you’re really suffering, it may typed notes are not committed to body properly hydrated in the
blues”. It is no wonder that many tive unless you’ve taken anti-his- be worth taking a visit to your GP memory as thoroughly. heat is vital to revising effectively.
people report feeling happier and tamine. or pop into the healthcare centre 3. Make a study group;

Spring-born people more likely to develop anorexia


HELEN FINN rid of the food.
Science & Tech Editor The average caloric intake of

A
a person with anorexia nervosa
study by the British Journal is 600–800 calories per day, but
of Psychiatry found that there are extreme cases of com-
babies born in spring are plete self-starvation.
more likely to develop anorexia
Although anorexia is an un-
nervosa and babies born in au-
common condition; it is the lead-
tumn have the lowest risk.
Anorexia nervosa is a serious ing cause of mental health-related
deaths.
The study suggested that tem-
Anorexia is...the leading perature, sunlight, infection or the
mother’s diet could be respon-
cause of mental health sible for the increase in anorexia.
related deaths. It has also previously been
found that other mental illnesses
such as schizophrenia, bipolar
mental health condition in which disorder and major depression
sufferers try to keep their body
are more common among those
weight as low as possible and
born in the spring.
have an obsessive fear of gaining
weight. However the study only fo-
It is often coupled with a dis- cused on one aspect and more
torted self image as they believe research is needed to identify the
they are fat. Many exercise exces- speci�ic factors that put people at
sively to lose weight or binge eat risk.
The average Anorexia sufferer has an average caloric intake of just 600-800 calories per day. and vomit or use laxative to get

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Male pattern baldness


HELEN FINN if your father is bald, you are up which constricts the hair follicles
Science & Tech Editor to 6 times more likely to go bald on their heads. This causes the

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ale pattern baldness af- than men with non-bald fathers. hair thinning and loss.
fects over half of men to Male pattern baldness has also Hair follicles also become
some extent over the age been related to a group of male more sensitive to DHT, which
of 50, and most men at some stage sex hormones called androgens,
causes them to shrink, shortening
in their lives. You might have no- speci�ically an androgen called di-
the lifespan of the hair.
ticed it even affects our monarchy.
But what actually causes it? Most Caucasian men eventu-
ally go bald: 50 percent to 60 per-
Androgenetic alopecia, or male Most Caucasian men
pattern baldness, is the most cent start losing their hair by the
common cause of hair loss in men eventually go bald: 50 age of 70.
and women. percent to 60 percent It usually takes 15-25 years to
The entire cause is actually start losing their hair go bald. However, some men go
unknown, but it involves a variety
by the age of 70. bald in fewer than �ive years.
of genetic and environmental fac-
tors. There are two treatments for
Many genes are involved, but male pattern baldness – �inaste-
one of the most important one hydrotestosterone (DHT). ride and minoxidil. However nei-
lies on the X chromosome. This The X-chromosome gene ther is available on the NHS – if
means that androgenetic alopecia linked with balding controls these you want more hair, you will have
will be inherited from the mother to pay for it!
DHT receptors. When men get
– men receive their X chromo-
older, androgen levels increase
some from the mother. However
Prince William is a sufferer of male pattern baldness.

Catching emotion
RACHEL LISMORE-BURNS The amygdala – the centre
Science & Tech Team
of emotion in the human brain

W
hether you loved it or – plays a vital role in emotional
hated it, it would have contagion as it allows us to ex-
been hard to not have perience and empathise with the
felt the outpourings of happiness emotions of others. It is a path-
and well-wishing on April 29th. way in the amygdala and the sur-
With 2.8 million Facebook status rounding basal ganglia areas (part
updates in the 24 hours preceding of the cortex involved in move-
it, 1,000 miles of bunting sold and ment) that allows for the above
5,000 street parties held across operations of mimicking and
Britain, it was clear that Britain translating emotions to occur and
was well and truly gripped by thus damage to this brain area
‘wedding fever’. can cause signi�icant problems in
This ability to transfer emo- one’s emotional capabilities.
tion from human to human is This phenomenon is pres-
ent every day, in all of our lives.
By just talking to someone else,
“We’re quite a reserved neurons in our brain begin send-
ing signals to mimic their emo-
lot, the British, but tion but it is during huge public
A million people from the UK and around the world flocked to London to catch a glimpse of the royal wedding.
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Laura Gambell never met. You could be one of


those people. If you are 18-40

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you could be a match and save a
urrey Marrow would
life.
like to say a big hello to
Despite many misconceptions
the University as a new,
there is a new way to collect stem
upcoming charity and society.
cells which is a similar process to
The student-led branch of the
taking blood from a vein in your
Anthony Nolan Charity is aiming
arm.
to get people signed up to the
There are currently
largest and most successful
approximately 1,600 people in
stem cell register. It is the
the UK waiting for a stem cell
inspirational Adrian Sudbury, a
transplant. On campus we will be
young journalist diagnosed with
holding fundraising events and
leukaemia that believed more
holding recruitment days where
lives could be saved if young
you sign up to the register. All
people were aware about what it
you have to do is spit into a tube
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and we send it off to be tested!
to the Prime Minister and
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If you open your eyes and ears
and the ‘Register and Save a Life’
you will realise how many people
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around you know someone
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who needs or has needed bone
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marrow, a music lecturer, Dr
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Dance & Theatre stage, and evoke a new feeling of trend and how we long to be
or emotion. This is invention like others, and in the process be
and reinvention at its best; De ‘normal’, avoiding individuality.
Keersmaeker refreshes the Brief solos appear downstage
observer’s perception of readily in full beaming bright light,
available movement, maintaining detracting from the uniformity
interest in the process. By of the other three dancers as
way of example, when dancers an isolated experience. These
locate to their own row of solos reveal the inner state of
meticulously-placed, mish-mash- emotional turmoil that these
shaped, brown wooden chairs, women encounter - an incessant
their movement has the power tug on the sweater, off and on,
to convey differing emotive in a state of paranoia - but then
qualities. A clasp of the hands back to the unison they go.
sweep across the body with a It has to be said that in theory
lunge on the left leg, a contraction I shouldn’t like Rosas Danst
of the torso and drop of the head, Rosas. I am not the biggest fan
a cross of the legs followed by of repetition as a choreographic
a run of the hand through loose tool, it is often used as way of
hair - these few movements are clinging on to an idea for far too
repeated continuously, not just long, and pieces that continue
in a cycle, but in a constantly past the forty minute mark often
changing syntax that provides a shouldn’t, but Rosas Danst Rosas,
dialogue of emotive possibilities. in all its 100-minute glory, is

Rosas: The Early Works


My perceptions as an observer different. This is a piece that had
are that these are weak, agitated, me on the edge of my seat for the
paranoid women but then these duration. Beautifully lit, aurally
same movements are performed powerful – industrial, breath
LUCY AL-ZOGHBI with a different dynamic quality upon release, movement-made
Dance Reporter signature work for the company. should that be listener, is taken and emotive intention. This is accompaniment infused with an
At once an auditorium, on a rollercoaster of sensory made apparent as a swish �lick of array of coughs, text message
ROSAS packed to full capacity, is plunged delights and this is only just the the legs from straight to crossed ringtones and the occasional visit
SADLER’S WELLS into darkness - a far cry from beginning. �launts the feminine form and to the toilets – this is as much a
 the cheery summer’s evening De Keersmaeker’s the run of the hand through the choreography of dancers as it is
that continues to shine outside choreographic style is one that hair becomes a sexy swish - these a choreography of the audience

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n 12 April 2011, one the theatre walls. Suddenly an is unique, iconic and powerful. are now strong, empowered, who are watching it. And yet
of the most in�luential industrial, edgy accompaniment independent women. Pure De Keersmaeker retains and
names on the European dominates an otherwise quiet genius. entertains audiences all over the
Contemporary dance scene stage. The industrialised ...their tremendous Notably De Keersmaeker world with this extremely long
made her way to Sadler’s Wells soundscape quickly creeps strength and artistry, are presents several images of piece. Surely then, the power
for a performance like no other. up on the audience like a femininity. In their eggshell blue of dance is stronger than ever
a real pleasure to observe
The choreographer is the duly phantom, before amplifying to a sweaters, grey knee-length skirts, because it has the potential to
celebrated Anne Teresa De thunderous, violent dynamic that black tights, white oversized engage the observer for the
Keersmaeker - a woman who becomes uncomfortably loud. socks and light brown brogues same amount of time as a �ilm.
entertains audiences with some Four female bodies are now on She facilitates every ounce of the four women are uniformed. Full credit must be given to the
of the most iconic work of our stage standing in a horizontal the body’s dynamic possibility – Uniformed in their costume yes company of dancers who, with
time. De Keersmaeker brings line. The aural is now painfully instilling moments of strength, but also in their movement. The their tremendous strength and
her company Rosas, who formed silent - a juxtaposition from the softness and release. Her motivic piece is predominantly in unison artistry, are a real pleasure to
in 1983, to Sadler’s for a four- initial terror not to mention vocabulary is an essentialised which perhaps represents the observe. If you ever get the
night run entitled ‘Rosas: The a juxtaposition with the full presentation of choreography women conforming to societal chance to see this performance
Early Works’. The programme �low of rush hour traf�ic that, - motif and development expectations. Accumulative canon live then go, you will not be
showcases the delights of Rosas like the daylight, has been left accumulate and adapt to occasionally breaks the mould disappointed.

Arts Guts...
Danst Rosas - something of a outside. Here, the observer, or different body parts, location on but again this shows the patterns

Dance Festival was cut completely. As well as actually generating


RACHAEL GIDEA
Dance and Theatre Editor
But the reason for these huge money for the economy, it lifts
cut backs leads back to the top, the spirits, gives people voice and

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ast month Arts Council where the Arts Council had its meaning and helps us to make
England released the budget cut by the government by sense of the world we’re in.
information that their new 29.6% . We have always worked with
budget will see funding killed for Culture has been victim to the less money, less space, short
over 200 arts groups nationwide. axe along with everything else. deadlines… and the work we make
The biggest cut seems to The Arts Council has a thankless has the capacity to transcend
have come to visual arts groups, task. those practicalities.
followed by combined arts and These are dark times for Yes we’ve got cuts, but more
theatre. the arts but ironically if there’s importantly, we’ve got guts.
Dance junkies might be anything that could lift us out
disappointed to hear Dance of it I believe it IS the arts. Art
Umbrella suffered 50% cuts and can change, resist, endure and
more locally, funding for Woking transform.

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Film
Films that
make you say

WTF?
Eunice Njagi
Deputy Editor

RUBBER
poor local enforcement officers
try and track down the elusive
murderer who, unfortunately
for them, can hide in plain sight.
Cert 15, 82 mins Although there are moments of

humour, such as the awkward
Dir QUENTIN DUPIEUX
pause after one of the policemen
on the case asks ‘Is it black?’ I

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llow me to introduce you really see no justification for
to Robert...the killer tyre. the roughly $500,000 budget
I kid you not; this bizarre spent on this film. It’s possible
comedy/thriller features a car there’s a hidden message about
tyre with telepathic capabilities environmental responsibility, or
on a killing spree as its main the corrupting potential of power
plotline. Set in a desert town, the in any form, but I just don’t see it.

Stu Squires Ghostface begins his killings of scenes from the original massacre
Film Lover Woodsboro High students once with a new twist. Scream 4, unlike
more. Sidney, Gale Weathers- other horror sequels, does not
SCREAM 4 Riley (Courteney Cox) and Sheriff take itself too seriously and adds
Cert 15, 111 mins Dewey Riley (David Arquette) a sense of hilarity to its nostalgia.
 must once again track down this It brings together the old and the
Dir WES CRAVEN elusive killer whilst avoiding new in what should be the last
being killed themselves. However, chapter of this series. However,
Wes Craven returns to direct we live in a new generation where Ghostface forgets one thing about
the latest instalment of the new rules apply to surviving remakes, and that is something
Scream series which sees Sidney a horror movie; rules that the you must learn from watching
Prescott (Neve Campbell) return returning characters must learn this humorous horror. So “What’s
to Woodsboro on the fifteenth from the new arrivals (Hayden your favourite scary movie?”
anniversary of the original Panettiere and Emma Roberts). Probably not Scream 4 but it is
massacre. Sidney returns to her This new instalment, eleven still definitely worth a trip to the
hometown as part of her book years after its predecessor, sees cinema.
tour but, as soon as she returns, the new Ghostface recycling

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Battle:
Los Angeles
Mariam Nasir
The Stag Editor
group making a plan, and then
Battle LA
pegging it outside, where one
BATTLE LOS ANGELES of them would be eaten, so the
Cert 12A, 116 mins others would run back in, and
 make another plan, rinse, repeat.
Dir JONATHAN LIEBESMAN At least this movie focuses on
the armed forces, so we get more

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arketing for a movie, bangs, and more explosions.
any movie, begins We move around a bit more, but
during production. at the end of the day, the plan
Obviously, the team behind it remains the same. Move a bit
want to get the word around that further, come up with a plan,
they have a new movie coming aliens attack, plan foiled, come
out, and that it’s brilliant, so you up with another plan, more
should go and see it. In some aliens, more plans. Again, and
cases, film-makers decide to again, and again. The first half of
take a different approach to the film, as you can tell, is really
this convention, wherein they quite dull.
are very reluctant to make a We start by introducing
huge deal out of it. Everything the characters, the members
in moderation. Take Inception of this certain squad, and we
for example, the details on that find out a bit about each of
film were kept very muted them. This scene is so pointless,
throughout 2010 until the film they shouldn’t have bothered
was actually released. With because none of it is touched
Battle: Los Angeles, I don’t know on again. One marine is in
about you, but I didn’t know a therapy about something that
great deal about it -- the first we’re not allowed to know...
trailer I saw was during the apparently this is meant to
Superbowl, and I thought it was mean something? Of course not,
attractive. There was very little but they had to include some
said about it, it was very much a character moments, so they
‘watch this trailer, be intrigued, might as well get them out of The destruction of Downtown LA: Were you there?
go and see’. The problem was, the way right at the beginning.
once you saw it, you cared very Characters out the way? Check.
little about it. Good, let’s start blowing stuff up
Alien invasion movies are now.
always going to be expensive, The film isn’t a complete
big on the effects, loud, bright. It mess, although it is hard to
comes with the subject matter follow, the documentary style
-- you’re creating a war between of making the movie should
two different civilizations, two probably just be left to J.J.
different worlds, and you have Abrams and the Cloverfield boys.
to go all out. It’s a great chance Aaron Eckhart is a very good
for the film-maker, in this case actor, and is without a doubt
Jonathan Liebesman, to be the best thing about the movie.
creative and show Hollywood He’s a good leader, a hard-ass
what he can do, but this film with a soft side and a dark past,
doesn’t do that. It’s incredibly and he does what he needs to
predictable, dizzying, and the do with very little concern.
aliens or whatever they’re Everyone else just run around
meant to be look like a doodle him screaming for the rest of
you’d find on the inside page the movie, so I can’t say they
of a 14 year old’s notepad. The stand out that much. Michelle
spaceships are big cars with Rodriguez also turns up -- her
a tonne of spikes plastered at character doesn’t need a name
every angle, and sound like because she plays the same one
every spaceship in every generic in everything she does.
alien invasion film has ever Overall, this film promised to
sounded. be something else, but it doesn’t
Naturally, a lot of deliver -- it’s dull, generic, and
comparisons were going to be unattractive. They went on and
made between the film and last on about how this film was going
year’s Skyline. There we focused to be like something out of World
on a buncha’ obnoxious rich War II, a war film with aliens
kids who partied and then saw instead of nazis and I’m telling
a load of monsters outside who you now, if that’s what you want
tried to suck them into their to see, go watch Saving Private
monstrous ships with beams of Ryan, and if you want to watch a
light, yes like flies. That script film about aliens, go watch E.T.
fundamentally consisted of the This movie is so not worth it.

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Literature
Uncensored
Picture of
Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s
Dorian Gray
Miranda Sullivan
novel released in China
Christina Webb
Literature Team Literture Editor
to turn the tables through a
subsequently successful letter to

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or all Dorian Gray fans, he first authorised edition the author in 2008 which read,
Harvard University Press of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s “We pay our respects to you
has now published an acclaimed novel One across the Pacific Ocean, making
uncensored version of the classic Hundred Years of Solitude has every effort, shouting ‘great
novel, over 120 years after the been released in Chinese due to master!’ just like you did to your
original was attacked by the winning the rights in an auction idol Ernest Hemingway across
British press for being “vulgar, of a fee for about £600,000 and the streets in Paris … We believe
unclean and poisonous”. Sounds will be released this summer. that you’d also wave your hand
interesting no? Due to the author’s anger and shout back ‘Hello friend!’ just
Back in June 1890, Oscar at pirated editions of the novel like Hemingway did.”
Wilde’s editor deleted text from being prevalent in China, this has Thinkingdom House is also
the novel which was deemed been delayed; Marquez, in 1990, promising a crackdown on
inappropriate for readers of claimed that he did not want his pirated editions of One Hundred
Lippincott’s Monthly Magazine, in books to be authorised in China Years of Solitude, which is
which it first appeared. This most 150 years after his death. thought to be a considerably
notably included the homoerotic Thinkingdom House managed difficult process.

Book Country: A New


nature of the relationship
between artist Basil Hallward
and Dorian Gray himself, as well
as references to Gray’s female

Website for Aspiring Writers


lovers as “mistresses”; indeed a
slamming from critics lead Wilde
to edit the novel further still
before it’s appearance in book
form in 1891. glanced at or not looked at.
Among many changes from It is hoped that the website
the original is the line in which will attract agents, editors
Basil tells Dorian “It is quite true and publishers, as well as help
I have worshipped you with far writers to gain aid in perfecting
more romance of feeling than a their own work from more
man should ever give to a friend. perspectives than usual.
Somehow I have never loved a Genres are used to help
woman”, which was censored to writers submit their work into
“From the moment I met you, narrow categories; romance,
your personality had the most fantasy, science-fiction, thriller
extraordinary influence over me”. and mystery. Sub-genres are
Frankel, associate included further to this, such as
professor of English at Virginia steam punk and alternate history.
Commonwealth University This summer the site will
stated “the time is ripe for the generate revenue through
publication of Wilde’s novel in allowing users to self-publish
its uncensored form … It is the their books for a fee by ordering
version of the novel that Wilde, printed copies.
I believe, would want us to be The site also allows users
reading in the 21st century … to discuss work, to meet one
I’m bringing it out of the closet a another and explains the
little more.” business of finding an agent,
marketing and promoting a book,
using social media and handling
digital and subsidiary rights.
Molly Barton, the director
of business development for
Penguin, is now the director of
Book Country. She stated: “One
of the things I remember really
clearly from my early editorial
experiences was this feeling of
guilt.
Ready to put pen to paper?

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I would read submissions and
new website, comments and reviews on their not be able to help the writer
bookcountry.com, a part work from others. This changes because we couldn’t find a place
of Penguin Publishing, the process of publishing as often for them on the list that I was
enables aspiring to get a manuscript to an editor acquiring for. And I kept feeling
novelists to post their ideas, included mailing the finished that there was something we
samples and manuscripts online project to numerous editors’ could do on the Internet to really
Not the uncensored picture! and writers are able to receive offices, where it would be briefly help writers help each other.”

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Willow Smith: FIVE
A
Growing up too fast?
Mike Sherlock
Nice Guy
there is immediate merriment as
DAY
everyone begins their organised

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omething that has gotten head banging session, only to
to me recently in music is regret the decision by the end
young artists missing out on of the song. You can give me the
childhood - the time of their lives. Cupid Shuffle over this any day.
With one of the richest dads But no, because ‘Pops’ has
in the world, Willow Smith could conquered the world, Little Lorna Salmon
have had anything she wanted, Madame must follow suit, sooner Music Editor

yet at the tender age of 9, she was than she can read and write. If Considering he played in the
recording her undeveloped voice she could actually sing then it Union recently (Friday 1st April),
to the tune of 'I whip my hair back would not have mattered when it seems only fair to give Benji Boko
and forth'. She's nine, get the girl she released her first track. She a mention. Throwing together
a yo-yo! should have waited five or eight a mixture of different genres
A nine year old should be in years, the Fresh Prince would and samples, Boko effortlessly
year four at school, beginning have made sure his daughter still supplies a night of floor fillers.
I’ve chosen ‘The Jungle V.I.P.’, a
to learn about ancient Egypt got as famous as she is now. personal favourite that samples
or something. Long division. I'm just bored of the music The Jungle Book. Brilliant. But
Learning her spellings? Not scene being clouded by people too coming in at number 1 this week
topping the charts with a nothing young to even understand what is ‘Wrestler’, a song that has that
single. How ridiculous does they are singing about. Anyone serious ‘why the heck am I in
everyone look whipping their hair else agree? writing this essay, I need to go out
back and forth. A drunken night at I'm off to climb a tree. NOW’ effect. Trust me.
the Union, the song comes on and Willow Smilth: Latest album cover

Sounds of the Summer


Liam Conory
Nice Guy
This brilliant dance tune major festivals that had everyone
one ‘Wrestler’
Does It Offend You, Yeah?
released last summer has the talking thanks to Edd, the front In The Summer (Brookes (Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn
perfect combination of bongo man’s, dance moves. The maracas Brothers Remix) – Crystal

W
You)

two
ith the first signs of rhythms and “Oooh yeahs” to and whistles of ‘Kiss Of Life’ are Fighters
summer finally looking make a holiday-inspired sound
like they are on the way, that is virtually impossible not to As if it is not clear in the
it is time for us all to be making shake a hip to.
plans to shake off the stress ‘Rad Pitt’
of exams. Whether it involves Rad Pitt – Egyptian Hip Egyptian Hip-Hop (Some
makeshift barbecues in the park, Hop Reptiles Developed Wings EP)
road trips to the beach or long perfectly suited to a festival,

three
distance holidays in the sun, no with the sort of upbeat tune that
summer is complete without induces endorphins whether you
the perfect upbeat playlist to like it or not.
accompany every sunny day. Here
are a few of the of perfect summer Laid – James ‘The Jungle V.I.P.’
tunes to keep every day sunny, Benji Boko (Nightmares
even in the British rain. On Wax Presents Wax On
With a sound slightly title, this song is a tribute to the Records)

four
After Dark – Count & reminiscent of The Cure, with sunniest, shiniest time of the year.
Sinden (feat. Mystery added happiness, Egyptian Hip Exclaiming “Show me something
Jets) Hop are set to be big in 2011 wrong with the summer?” Crystal
with their refreshing take on Fighters have created a playful
electro-pop that was previously tune with a unique sound and
dominated by La Roux. The infectious dance beat that is ‘The Kids Aren’t Alright’
guitar riff and chirpy lyrics of bound to be the sound of this The Offspring (Americana)

five
‘Rad Pitt’ epitomise the relaxed Most commonly recognised as summer.
atmosphere of a summer in the the theme tune from ‘American
sunshine. Pie’, ‘Laid’ is the soundtrack With these five tracks in hand,
for youthful summers with no it’s time to begin enjoying the
Kiss Of Life – Friendly responsibilities. With lyrics summer sunshine, whether
‘Good Bait’ Nina Simone
Fires describing an obsessive summer it is there or not. So crank up
fling, ‘Laid’ is a great sing-along those speakers and embrace (Black Is the Colour...)
Friendly Fires were the talk of tune with a nostalgic review of the festival atmosphere of the
the town in 2009 with sets at most the lessons you learn in summer. summer.

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quickly develops into a manic
and evocative uproar when the
overdriven lead joins the fray.
‘The Alter’ contrasts ideas in
‘Dog’s Eyes’ is a fantastic a similar way, dropping lustrous
Sam Bolton moment, showcasing both the guitar over the controlled synths
Music Reporter
album’s bright and dark sides. and steady drums and ‘Holy Holy’,
Wildly shifting tempo it jumps another standout moment, has
CIVILIAN back and forth between upbeat some excellent guitar work.
 indie-pop, think Tegan and Sara, The closer ‘Doubt’ is more
WYE OAK and dramatic, melancholic rock. sombre than anything that
‘Civilian’s’ greatest preceded it. Intimate and placid,

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ailing from Baltimore in accomplishment, as is clear from it’s a fitting, yet slightly unusual
the States, indie folk duo, the start, is its ability to elegantly end to an album that had
Wye Oak, have created a weave expressive musical ideas managed to introduce sweeping
wonderfully raw and emotionally and haunting vocals into the lo-fi guitar or ethereal keys on even
fragile third album in ‘Civilian’. production. The result of which the most docile tracks.
As capable at being powerful is a wholly cohesive record with Mesmerising and captivating,
and bold as it is at being gentle true character and personality. Wye Oak’s latest offering is the
and timid (often it’ll traverse The beautiful title track is a result of skilful song writing
both in one song), it is an album highlight. Beginning simply as and imaginative production.
that has been crafted as a whole, a combination of front-woman, Contrasting the destructive with
to produce an overall atmosphere Jenn Wasner’s tame, Laura the meek it is an intense and
as opposed to a collection of Marling-esque vocals, docile theatrical affair.
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The football season that keeps on giving


SAM LIMBERT tenham Hotspur at risk of miss-
Sports Team ing out on European football for Champions League this season

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next season after Liverpool’s im- have served up interesting semi-
y this stage in most football
provement and with Manchester
seasons, a number of issues �inals. At the time of writing, Man-
City heading towards the top four.
in most competitions are
At the bottom, there are still no chester United look set for Wemb-
resolved, leaving fans just to go
teams who have con�irmed places ley after beating Schalke 04 2-0 in
through the motions and formali-
in the Championship next season.
ties of completing the campaign. Germany. In the other semi-�inal,
Six clubs remain in severe danger
However, this season seems to be
of relegation with the �inal day of Barcelona and Real Madrid put
different from any other.
In the Premier League, many on an embarrassing performance
had written off Chelsea in the title Chelsea’s recent with both sides guilty of play act-
race. Many wrote Arsenal off, be- resurgence means they ing and needless scuf�les that
fore backing them, and then writ-
ing them off again. The general have a great chance of scarred the match. Ultimately, it
consensus was that Manchester retaining their crown. was two goals from Lionel Messi
United would just grind out wins
and take the title without much that meant the Catalans emerged
trouble. However, at the time of from the disgrace to take a 2-0
writing, the title race has been the season on 22nd May set to be lead into the second leg.
thrown back open after Aaron decisive.
Ramsey scored the winning goal The FA Cup �inal on Saturday This season won’t be regarded
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for Arsenal to beat Manchester 14th May will see one team break as a classic in terms of the quality
United at the Emirates Stadium. a barren run of years without a of the football, but it has undoubt-
Chelsea’s recent resurgence trophy. Manchester City and Stoke
means they have a great chance of City go head-to-head at Wemb- edly been one of the most exciting
retaining their crown with their ley, with both sides desperate to in recent years. The lack of �inality
crunch match against Manchester follow up impressive semi-�inal
about the season with just a few
United on Sunday 8th May. With performances. For Stoke, there is
three games left, it is still anyone’s also the chance of Europa League games to go means that fans all
guess as to who will lift the title. quali�ication through winning the around Europe know the excite-
There are also intriguing bat- cup.
tles up and down the table with Whilst teams �ight to make ment isn’t over yet.

Aaron Ramsey scores the winning goal in the Arsenal v Man Utd match the race for Europe seeing Tot- it into Europe, those still in the

2012 ticket race sees 1.8 million runners


SAM LIMBERT tions. After the online ticket web-
Sports Team site had run smoothly since going

T
live on the 15th of March, the �inal
he applications for tickets minutes saw the website slow un-
to see events at London der the weight of applications.
2012 closed in the early
The midnight deadline had to
hours of 27th April with a surge
be extended by an hour to allow
the �inal ticket hopefuls to submit
the sessions they wanted to see.
1.8 million people I joined those who’d left their
applied for 20 million applications until late, but was
tickets for the Games, fortunate enough to click ‘Submit’
just before 10.30 pm, before the
more than three times delays began.
the 6.6 million tickets Organisers also revealed the
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available. sports that were the �irst to sell


out. Track cycling, rhythmic gym-
nastics, triathlon, modern pen-
tathlon and cross country eques-
of interest from the British public.
The Olympic Stadium, Stratford, which will host the London 2012 games as well as the opening and closing ceremonies.
The �inal �igures released
by the London 2012 organisers The midnight deadline opening and closing ceremonies, If the Royal Wedding is any- fully secured tickets for the events
showed that a total of 1.8 mil-
lion people applied for 20 million had to be extended by an meaning ballots will be required thing to go by, London knows how
to �inalise the ticket holders. to put on a party and will have an- will have money taken from their
tickets for the Games, more than hour to allow the final It was also said that a large other opportunity to show that to
three times the 6.6 million tickets ticket hopefuls to submit accounts between 10th May and
available to the public. number of the swimming and ten- the world in 2012.
Of the 645 sessions that sports the sessions they wanted nis sessions will need balloting. Obviously a party wouldn’t be
10th June, and will be noti�ied of
It’s hugely encouraging for the great without anyone coming, so
fans could apply for, more than to see.
50% will go to a random ballot. organisers, and all those looking successful ticket sales will go a
which events they have tickets for
There were some hopefuls left forward to the Games, that there long way to deciding how people
disappointed as they were unable has been such a high demand for remember London 2012. by 24th June.
to submit last minute applica- trian went �irst, along with the tickets. Applicants who have success-

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End of season round-up
SURREY SPARTANS HOCKEY CLUB half the squad decided to go on
holiday at the same time, the
team could have easily been title

A
fter a long and weather- contenders. With the return of
disrupted season, we some very strong players next
�inally have the chance year, promotion is de�initely on
to look back and re�lect on our the cards for next season.
�irst year. Overall this season This season was always going
has been a success both on and to be dif�icult for the Men’s 2nd XI
off the pitch. With 118 playing as they stepped into the shoes of
members in the newly formed the former University of Surrey
club, organisation was always Men’s 1st XI in Surrey Division
going to be a challenge! With the 3. Over the season the results
men’s and ladies’ training taking improved, culminating in a 6-2
place separately for the �irst time, demolition of title contenders
the off-pitch activities were even Wanderers 5s. Unfortunately the
more important. A range of social team was unable to avoid the
events took place throughout the drop come end of the year. Next
year including bowling, Hasbro season, the team looks to regroup
games night and the highly and challenge for promotion in
successful beer pong tournament. the Surrey Open Premier Division.
The Men’s 1st XI successfully The Men’s 3rd XI �inished 9th
achieved their target of securing in Surrey Open Division 3 in a
promotion to Surrey Division 1 rollercoaster season. The team
despite a mid-season scare when proved it was more than capable
injuries mounted and the results in this league going on a 4 match
dipped. The team also had notable winning streak in February.
victories over London Edwardians However, with frequent squad
1st XI and Old Kingstonians 1st XI changes, the consistency on the The Surrey Spartans Hockey Club.
during the season who both went pitch was always going to be
on to win Hampshire/Surrey tricky. with match day squads ranging runner up, whilst the Men’s 1st make sure you put them in your
Regional 2 and Surrey Division 1 The Men’s 4th XI are still from 8 players to 15! XI �inished 3rd in the league and diary. The club AGM is to take
respectively. waiting for Sanderstead to The changes to training reached the semi-�inal of the place on the 14th of May in the
The Ladies’ 1st XI �inished 4th complete catching up on their made possible by the club have conference cup. Keep an eye out Living Room at the University of
in Surrey Division 7 but proved postponed matches to �ind out also delivered success to the for the full season review of the Surrey from 11am. The Annual
they are a team to be wary of with whether they will be playing in University of Surrey BUCS teams. BUCS season. Dinner takes place on the 28th
some close results with the top Surrey Open Division 4 again next The Ladies’ 2nd XI �inished as We may now be in the off- of May with the Annual Dr. Colin
sides. If it weren’t for the period year. Player availability has been league champions, the Ladies’ season; however important Pacey Memorial Day Matches
in November when it seemed the major challenge this season 1st XI and Men’s 2nd XI �inished events are still to take place so taking place on the 29th of May.

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