June 16, 2010
THE MESSAGE BOARD CHRONICLES
Turns out this
anonymous Rottie
Rower is as straight
as a circle
Member of ZC2000 Msg Board dips
into the GAY community
It has bee brought to my
attention that a member of the
ZC2000 msg board has dipped
into the Gay community of St.
Johns. The perp refused to give
us his real name but said it
rhymed with Rottie Rower.
When Rottie (not his real name)
was confronted for an interview
he yelled
HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEY
YOU GAAAAYS dar dar dar
huh? Lol dar domdee dom and
ran into his home.
When members of the board
were informed, some seemed
flabergasted, others...not so mcuh.
Doyle went on record saying Im
not surprised...he mixed it up with
Dudley a few times...that would
turn anyone....poor guy didnt see
it coming. Ryder was confronted
but ju-jitsued himself back into
his spacepod sped off, fortunately
his mullet interfered
aerodynamically and he escaped
at a snails pace. Celebrity was
confronted but his bodyguards
swiftly provided a well placed
forearm shiver.
Birthday boy Cheater was
asked a few questions. I dont
give a fuck was his response. He
came running back to the mic-
surprisingly good posture when
running- and said, actually I do,
kids these days think they can fuck
any hole and willy nilly. Well they
cant, back in my day boys had
relations with girls, thats that. And
if they dipped into guys knots,
they were stoned to death
Cheater immediately collapsed
and was brought to the hospital
and was diagnosed with cardiac
arrest.
Nurse was approached but
was found naked with a picture of
Lincecum, Bologna, family fued
on his cpu, and box of Just for
Men.
Barnes was askedand said I
too had relations with the same
dudley, almost turned me...i feel
bad for the guy. This is all
speculation, but check back
tomorrow for more breaking news