The poem describes how banks are increasingly charging fees for services that used to be free or low-cost in order to boost their profits. It lists various everyday banking activities like checking balances, withdrawals, deposits, cashing checks, using the ATM or drive-thru, and even sitting in the lobby, that banks now charge fees for. The overall tone is one of criticism towards banks for monetizing basic customer services and eliminating free options to extract more money from customers.
The poem describes how banks are increasingly charging fees for services that used to be free or low-cost in order to boost their profits. It lists various everyday banking activities like checking balances, withdrawals, deposits, cashing checks, using the ATM or drive-thru, and even sitting in the lobby, that banks now charge fees for. The overall tone is one of criticism towards banks for monetizing basic customer services and eliminating free options to extract more money from customers.
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The poem describes how banks are increasingly charging fees for services that used to be free or low-cost in order to boost their profits. It lists various everyday banking activities like checking balances, withdrawals, deposits, cashing checks, using the ATM or drive-thru, and even sitting in the lobby, that banks now charge fees for. The overall tone is one of criticism towards banks for monetizing basic customer services and eliminating free options to extract more money from customers.
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Accounts by new customers sought to induce “Your business is valuable in our eyes. For it we will give a toaster as a prize.”
Those days we will see no more.
Never will it be as it was before. What they once provided free Are now offered only for a fee
If you want to use our parking lot,
On your way out, put money in slot. To learn what your balance may be There is a matter of this little fee
If to a person you want to talk
Service fee won’t make you balk We will turn your coins into bills The charges give us such thrills
If you make a withdrawal today,
For that service you have to pay. More checks we are happy to supply But know well that them you must buy
Want to deposit your payroll check?
We’re glad to do. What the heck? Charge we make adds to our bottom line. The bank will come out doing just fine.
Need to swap big bills for small?
We do not mind doing that at all. But to make a charge is only fair To expect it free, you do not dare.
Cash refund check from Uncle Sam?
For that service to pay is not any scam. If checks you write are more than ten, You must pay the service charge again. If anyone calls to ask if your check is good, To pay for that help we insist you should. If you apply for a loan, there is application fee. Surely you can’t expect to get such work free.
Then if your loan we decide to deny
Pay again because we made the try. And for inactivity in any account You must pay an additional amount
If a robber should come our way
Any loss you must help us pay If our bathroom you should use Payment of a fee you can’t refuse
To bring a pen you did not think?
Expect to pay if we supply the ink. And to put money into a C.D. There’s now a charge, you see.
Sit down in our lobby chair?
We think a payment is fair. Place five dollars in the cup When you use the drive-up
To our bank, glad you’ve come,
But no way can you be a bum. For everything we do or say, Only right that you should pay.