Cinema Tamil Joke

Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.

Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!

Tamil Funny Joke

Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.

Computer Thirrukural Tamil SMS Joke

Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal...
COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku
CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru

Kadhal Tamil Joke

January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14

Friendship Vs. Kadhal Tamil Joke

What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

Tamil Exam SMS Joke

exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By - EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Nakkal Joke about Friendship and Kadhal

Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum . .

This is Tamil Comedy Joke

Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

Student Teacher Tamil Joke

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Kadhal Vs Natpu Tamil SMS Joke

Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!

Santa Banta Tamil Joke

One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

Husband and Wife Tamil Joke

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Tamil Joke about Drinking

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Tamil Kadhal SMS Kavithai

Heartbeat Egurum...
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum...
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!

Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS Joke

Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da...
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.

Funny Tamil Cinema SMS Joke about Love

Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy'ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy'a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy'a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!
Mokkai SMS Kadi
Katcheri nadatha mudiyadha Sabha edhu?
Loksabha.

Police Thirudan Joke

Thirudan1: Raathiri evvalavu thirudinom endru ennamalae, panatha olicchu vachu'ttomae.
Thirudan2: No problem, naalaikku paper'la varum la, appam paarthu'kkalam.

Protocal Mismatch
In interview:
Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First "JA" - hindi, meaning is "GO", Second "VA"
- Tamil, meaning "COME". These two actions are different can not be implemented
simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of luck and looking
ahead to work with you.
Submitted by anonymous on 17-Aug-2009

Tamil kadi joke

Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
...Press down...
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.
.
.
"N1"...
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonu'garadhu.
Submitted by victor on 17-Aug-2009

Chinna Kadi Joke

Oru chinna kadhai.
Oru singham, oru puli, oru kurangu.
Singham engineering padikkudhu.
Puli MBBS padikkudhu.
Kurangu SMS padikkudhu.
Idhu eppadi irukku?

Failure Kathal Joke

Kadhalan:
Anbae, namma kalyanathai enga kudumbathula aethukka maataengaraanga.

Kathali:
Namma kalyanatha thaduthu nirutha avunga yaaru?
Kadhalan:
Ennoda manaiviyum, maamiyaarum.

Mokkai Thathuvam
Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?

Tamil Kadi Joke

Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
?
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Yen?
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?
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?
?
?
Because nadanthu vantha late aagum: Athaan.
Submitted by s.manickam on 3-August-2009

Tamil Kadi Joke

Do things differently
Do different things from others
Act on your own thought
Dont follow the rules
Then only,
you will get free berth in Keelpakkam

Idhu Oru Sema Kadi Tamil Joke

A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.

Tamil Kadi SMS Joke

Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
A: Idli Maavu

Mega Tamil Blade and Kadi Tamil Joke

An aptitude question from Mannar and Co..

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Q: Whose Signature is this?
A: Yeazhu-malai
Night fulla ukkandhu yosikkaraangala?

Cinema Tamil Kadi Joke

NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…

Professor Student College Funny Tamil Joke

Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here

Principal Student College Tamil Joke

Princi: Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga
Student: Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga

Funny Goodnight SMS

Pillaiyarappa,
enakku goodnight sollama thoongura ellarayum kosu kadikkanum.
Submitted by lumamini on 24-Aug-2009

Teasing SMS in Tamil

2010'la oru sattam konduvarapporanga:
Yaravadhu azhaga iruntha tax kattanumam.
Kadavul punniyathla neenga thappichittinga, naanthan maatti kittan.
ok ok cool. dont get feel tensed.
Submitted by lumamini on 24-Aug-2009

தத்துவம்!!!!!
ரன்னிங் ரேஸ்ல கால் எவ்வளவு வேகமா ஓடினாலும் பரிசு கைக்குத்தான்
கிடைக்கும்....thats life
Submitted by Rizwana on 23-Aug-2009

Mega Mokkai SMS

Printing Mistake in question Paper:
"Prove that 2/10 = 0.2"
is wrongly printed as
"Prove that 2/10=2"
Students: Evvalavo panittom, itha panna mattoma?
2-two
10-ten
=>2/10
=Two/ten
cancel t
=wo/en
by albhabetic order,w-23
o-15
e-5
n-14
w+0=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19
so,38/19=2
Hence proved
Submitted by Meenu on 21-Aug-2009

Funny SMS
i am remo
i want to memo
thats kannum kannum nokia
un sel 4n enne ottaya
nee sms panna mattiya
srichthu pothum vaya mududa
Submitted by jaaiz on 1-August-2009

General Knowledge Joke

Gandhi'ji saagurathudu munnadi eppadi irunthaarnu theriuma!
Theralena therunjunkonga...!

Uyirodu irunthaar....!
Submitted by MaNjA's on 26-July-2009

Funny SMS
"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",
"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".
Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,
enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!
Submitted by LUMA.MINI on 23-July-2009
Tamil Funny Joke
Aenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka?
Aenna adhu vaayilla praani sir

Tamil Cricket Funny Joke

What is the name of Shane Warne's wife?
Balatirupurasundari (Bala-Tirupura-Sundari)

Kadi Joke in Tamil

Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidyasam?
Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam

More Tamil Funny SMS

Whats the opposite of Aravindswamy?
Aravind did not see me

Another blade aruvai kadi joke

Whats the similarity between short ciruit and poramai?
vayar-eriyudhu

One of the Best Kadi Jokes

Most Mega Funny Tamil Kadi Joke
Ramar Seetai'yai thedikondu pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi?
Because Ramar kitta Vill irundhahu
and where there is a Vill, there is a Way!

Cinema Kadi Joke

Vayasukku vandha Tamil nadigar yaaru?
Major Sunderraajan.

English Tamil Kadi

Which animal knows to dance well?
Think..
Think..
ok ok
its..
"AADU"

SMS Teaser in Tamil

Na SMS anupuna neengalum return SMS dhan anupanumnu sattam illa
Oru Honda City Car.
Sony Colour Tv.
LG Washing Machine.
Fridge.
Ippadi kuda anuppalam ok!
Chance-a illai kadi joke
Ippam naa sollura kadi joke'la ratham aara paaya pogudhu...
What is the opposit of STD?
No-cofee-da (S-T-D)

Friend
Poovirku vaasam,
Enakku nee swasam.
Submitted by A.SRINIVASAN on 27-Aug-2009

Short Hykoo
Sangili:
Kaluthukku yenadi!?
Un manathirku podadi!
By varumai kanavan
Submitted by ennam_ennam on 27-Aug-2009

Vellai Roja Tamil Hykoo

Thirumanam Agamale VidhavaiYanadhu
VELLAI ROJA
Submitted by D.Thiyagaraj on 16-Aug-2009

Vakku Moolam
En Adhikalai thookkaththai keduththavanai kondru vitten.
Kosuvai kondra Kuzhandhi yin VakkuMoolam.
Submitted by D.Thiyagaraj on 16-Aug-2009

Eazhmai
Magizhchchiyil thaththalikkirathu kuzhandhai,
Oru Velai Unavu Kidaiththa'tharkku.
Submitted by D.Thiyagaraj on 16-Aug-2009

One line Haikoo

Perunthu nerisalil aval nasukkiiyadhu, en ithayam...
Submitted by s.saravanan on 7-August-2009

Sad Haikoo
Pasi'odu anna'dhana poster'rai ottinan theru'ora siruvan.
Submitted by kavithaikuppan on 7-August-2009

Sadhanai Haikoo SMS

"Malaiyai" paarthu " malaiinthu vidathe,
Malai meethu erinal athuvum
un "KAAL ADIYIL".
Submitted by Meens on 6-August-2009
Simple Haiku
Avanum illai,
Avalum illai.
Yarukkaga nirkiradhu kathal kaaviyamai?
Taj Mahal...
Submitted by P.SATHEESH KUMAR on 6-August-2009

Tamil Haikoo
Suriyan; panithuli vennaiyai tirudi thinnum mayakkannan.
Submitted by anonymous on 5-August-2009

Thudippu Haiku
Idi idipathu malaikkaga,
Anal en ethayam thudipathu unakkaga.
Submitted by Ragavi on 28-July-2009

Tragic Kadhal Haiku

Oorae nam kadhalai patri paesa,
naam mattum amaithiyai,
kallaraiyil...
Submitted by ragavi on 27-July-2009

Best Love Haiku Kavidhai!

Arimuga'paduthinaen en mudhal kadhaliyai, manavi'yidam;
ival en kallori snegidhi endru.
Vandadhu piragu nyabagam,
andru en manavi arimugapduthiya aval snegidhan.

What imagination! in this Tamil Haiku

Perundhu payanathil
iyarkai azhagai rasikka mudiyavillai;
nadathunarin sillarai baakki!!!

Tamil Haiku SMS

Malar alugiradhu:
Enna, kalayil panithuli en alagai koottugiradha?
Illai, maalayil en maranam ena naan alugiraen...

Tamil Haiku Kavithai

Chediyil pookkum malari" vida,
Oru nodiyil pookkum "punnagai" thaan Azhagu.

Tamil Haiku Kavidhai Thathuvam

Kangalil Idampiditha Anaithum,
Idhayathil Idam Pidippadhillai.....!
Idhayathil Idampiditha Anaithum,
Kangalil Tenpaduvadhilai

Tamil Haiku SMS Kavithai

Matravargal sendra paadhaiyil neengalum selladheergal…
Ungalin paadha suvadugal theriyaamal poividum

Romantic Tamil Haiku

Unnai santhikkammal irruka mudium
Aanal Unnai sindhikammal irruka mudiyathu

Heart Breaking Tamil Haiku

Silarukku pani thuli pudikkum,
Silarukku mazhai thuli pudikkum
Aanaal, yaraiyavathu unmaiyaga 'Nesithu' paarungal..
kanneer thuli kooda pidikkum

Thought Provoking Tamil Haiku

Savappetti azhugirathu,
Iranthathu manithan thane..?
Ennai ean pudhaikireergal enru

Funny Tamil Haiku

Anumathi ketkavum illai...
Anumathi valangavum illai...
Aanaal pidivaadhamaga oru mutham...
"KANNATHIL KOSU KADI"!

Romantic Tamil Kavithai Haiku SMS

Kaatril Kuda Aval irukkiraal Enbathai Unarthen..!
Thoosi'yaai Vanthu En Kannai Kalanga Vaitha Podhu......

Thathuvam Haiku
Uthirntha pookalukaaka kanneer vidathe.
Malarkindra pookaluku thanneer vidu...

Madras Bashai Tamil Kadi Joke

Madurai girl goes to Madras vegetable shop and asks
"eppadimma Keerai?"
kaigari vikkarava says:
"naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!

Aruvai Blade
Tea-kadai'kaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?
cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t.........
SMS Thathuvam
Ennadhan unga phone'la sms, mms, camera ellam irundhalum,
SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,
Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu!

Tamil Thathuvam
This is another crazy Tamil Thathuvam: how many of this can you bear
before getting admitted in Keelpaakkam?
Ennadhan unga thalai suththinaalum,
unga mudhugai neengalae paarkka mudiyaadhu!

SMS Thathuvam
Idhu oru over aruvai but funny (and kadi) Tamil SMS Joke.
Ennathan kalayile 4 manikke eleuntriichi,
neenga vasal perukki, thanni telichalum,
Night 9 manikku than TV'la "kolangal" poduvanga.

SMS Teaser
Oru phone kooda pannula
Oru SMS kooda anuppula
Oru email kooda varala
Enakka ennavo bayama irukku,
Nee thirippiyum
maadu maeikka poittiyaa'nnu!!!

Blade Joke in Tamil

Naethu bu'sla poyittu irunthappa,
oruththar shoulder'la adichhu, "Royapettai"ya'nnu kaettara.
Naan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen.
Aana yaen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala!

Mega Mokkai
Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga?
Onion Union

Tamil Computer Comedy Joke

Neenga computer munnadi ukkandhu work panna, adhu enna ninaikkum theriyuma?
Intel Inside
Mental Outside!

Blade bakkiri joke

Vethalai'yudan seraadha paakku edhu?
Mysore paakku