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10 OVER USED BOLLYWOOD

DIALOGUES IN EVERYDAY LIFE
SEPTEMBER 28, 2014

Zindagi me aisi bhohat si paristhitiya ati hai jisme

hume bollywood ka sahara lena padta hai. Desi
swag ki dhun me magna vaykti sochte hai ki ve
bollywood ke do teen dialogue maar kar bahot hi
cool lagte hai lekin satya kuch aur hai. Bharat
varsh ko asamarth ayogya aksham banane me
bollywood aur unke sambhasham ka bahot bada
hathh hai. Sala har koi Bencho( pardon my
language) dialogue marne me lag gaya hai. We
are fucking incapable to converse normally. I
mean what the fuck is wrong with us. Like what
the fuck is our problem? What? WTF is your
problem,WTFIYP. What the (Control… Control
uday, control). Isse pehle ki Uday apna apa kho
baite List dekhiye. Dhanyavaad

1. Sandarbh: Chota sardar, kajol se

Yaha vakya karan johar ki pratham chalanachitra

kuch kuch hota hai se liya gaya hai. Kash koi use
tabhi rokh deta……..

Isse Vakya ka prayog tab karte hai jab koi

vyakti ja raha ho aur aapko unhe rokna ho.

Tussi ja rahe ho tussi na jao

2. Sandarbh: Srk kajol se Foreign location me.

Yaha vakya Aditya chopra ke pratham

chalanchitra DDLJ se liya gaya hai.

Iss vakya ka isthamal tab hota hai jab aap koi

chutiyapa karte ho aur pakde jate ho.

Bade bade shehro me choti choti baaten

hoti rehti hai senorita

P S : Senorita kehne se aaj kal koi ladki nahi

pattati

3. Sandarbh : Salman Bhagyashree se

Isse Vakya ko Suraj ki pehli chalanchitra Maine

pyar kiya se liya gaya hai.

Ye vakya ko zyada tar Friend zoned ladke upyog

karte hai. Chutiyo …. (Pardon my language
again…) band karo uski madat Karna bhaiyya
banake chod jayegi.

Dosti me no sorry no thank you

4. Sandarbh : Baal wale chacha tapori andaz me

90s ke dashak me ye vakya full swag me tha aur

aaj bhi kahin chutiye ise upyog karte huae paye
jate hai

Bole to ekdum jhakhasss

5. Sandarbh : Iss vakya ka sandarbh zaruri nahi

hai sirf emotion hi khafi hai

Kutte kamine tera khoon pi jayunga.

P S : Aaj kal bharat me kutte bhi easyly offend ho

jate hai to unke samne iss vakya ka proyog na kare
nahi to ve log PIL dal denge.

6. Sandarbh : Mogambo mogambo se Mr.India

me

Aap iss vakya ka proyog third person me aap jab

khush ho to use kar sakte hai.

Mogambo khush hua.

7. Sandarbh : Salman Srk se punar janam wali

film me

Yeh vakya Karan Arjun movie mein se liya gaya

hai.

Jab aapki G fati ho aur aapk bhag rahe ho tab ek C

admi yaha vakya zarur chillayega.

Bhag arjun bhag

8. Sandarbh : Ajay devgan singham me duniya

se naraz ho kar bolte hai.

Lekin iss vakya ka upyog itni baar ho chuka hai

ki hum ab ajay devgun ji se naraz ho gaye hai.

Ata maji satakli

9. Sandarbh : AB yaha vakya andheri raaton me

sunsan galiyon par kehte hue paye jate hai.

Yaha vakya shehensha me se liya gaya hai.

Yaha vakya itna prasidhh hai ki aap kisi aam

admi se puchenge “Kaun ho Tum ???” To zyada tar
yahi jawab milega.

Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hai.

P S : Bharat me 1 1/2 intelligent logo ki kami nahi

hai.

10. Sandarbh ::AB paida hote hi bole….

Haaainnnn…. Haaainnnn…

AB aaj bhi soch rahe honge kis bencho ne unko ye

vakya kehne kaha tha. Ma chud gayi career ki.

Haaaaaaiiiiinnnnn

10 ankh ka prashna tha to kitne ankh mile ye

share aur like karke bataye. Iss list me koi
dialogue hum likhna bhul gaye ho to comments
me zaroor likhe. Aapke agyakari Kabir aur Das.

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POSTS ATA MAJI SATAKLI

BADE BADE SHEHRO ME CHOTI CHOTI BAATEN HOTI REHTI HAI SENORITA

BHAG ARJUN BHAG BOLE TO EKDUM JHAKHASSS BOLLYWOOD DDLJ

DOSTI ME NO SORRY NO THANK YOU KHAN KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI

KUTTE KAMINE TERA KHOON PI JAYUNGA MAINE PAYAR KIYA

MOGAMBO KHUSH HUA RISHTE ME TO HUM TUMHARE BAAP HOTE HAI

SALMAN SHOLAY SRK TUSSI JA RAHE HO TUSSI NA JAO

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